>Pirate game >Start game >Screen suddenly flashes black

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>Quit game
>Game.exe has stopped working and must be stopped

>>385966384
>>385966547
pretty common for me for years now, still yet to experience the common symptons of infected systems, such as;
>shit getting el deletod
>computer being part of botnet and DDOS'ing something
>system ceasing to function completely
>losing steam account or e-mail accounts

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>>385966384
>start pirated game
>command prompt flashes for a millisecond
>game never loads

>>385966894

>Forgot to copy the crack

Happened for me once with gta 5

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>>385966384
>Computer works fine for years
>Suddenly programs on main hard drive starts getting deleted in alphabetical order (Such as Audacity, Battle.net etc.)
>I go to check what's happening since icons are vanishing from the desktop
>It suddenly stop and hasn't returned since
>that was 6 months ago

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>pirate game
>start installer
>sickass music starts playing

Makes me smile every time

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>Start pirated game
>Windows changes to the basic theme

>buy game
>play game

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>Pirate game
>Game boots up and blackbeard meets with my character and tells me how to find the buried treasure.

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>he doesn't triple scan every single thing he downloads from the internet with an antivirus, adwarecleaner, and malwarebytes

>>385967561
>Start malewarebyte scan
>Malewarebytes.exe has stopped working
uh oh

>>385967329
>buy game
>log into developer's proprietary distribution service
>install game
>install subsequent updates
>launch game
>watch unskippable promotional cinematics and splash screens
>play game

>>385967829
>not booting into safe mode

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>pirate game
>everything works fine
>a week later
>quit game for the 20th time
>icons on desktop rearrange themselves to the left in seemingly no logical order

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>>385967972
>icons start disappearing one by one in quick fashion
>computer shuts off
>tfw this happened to me
must've been hard drive wipe due to virus

>>385967972
Resolution reset, means windows explorer crashed. They rearranged by date of last .exe update.

>buy game
>play it
>

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>Game bought off Steam crashes
>Previously unknown crash reporter program appears
>Goes away with Malwarebytes
>Comes back next time game crashes
>Only way to get rid of it is to delete the config file