>tfw friend exposes your power level >"anon has played

I know several people with over 4,000 hours into counter strike source bunny hopping.

>>385944487
>they look disgusted
Why? People spend hundreds of hours on other stupid shit like their phone, television, tablet, social media etc. if they look disgusted they must have some kind of issue

>>385945120
Just dumb people who can't even understand what they do.

>>385944487
>friend
>exposing your power level to anyone in the first place
>only 800 hours in a top played game

Casul.

>>385944487
I played SF4 for over 5000 hours.

800 hours isn't even much, assuming it's over the stretch of a couple years

>>385944487
>800 hours
No wonder they were disgusted, you're a raging casual piece of trash.

>>385945120
Normies
They don't think much about implications or deeper relations between things, they mostly operate on simple learned relationships between pairs of objects.
>some videogames = OK
>lots of videogames = bad
>TV = OK
They simply do not have a memorized
>lots of TV = bad
meme, so they can't think like that.

>>385946648
>>385946552
You fail to understand how much 800 hours really is to the common eye, especially if it's about video games.
>>385946376
Top game at the time

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>tfw no friend to expose my power level to

>Being embarassed about vidya

>>385947417
And why do you care about what normies think?

Just let them rot their brains away with the latest superhero movie.

I proudly flaunt my 5000+ hours in Team Fortress 2, why would I care about the opinion of a normie? All my friends can boast similar feats, and half of them aren't even shut-in NEETs. They just love video games. I got a pal with 2000+ hours in Star Wars Battlefront 2 (the good one, not made by EA) and he's an officer in the navy. You gonna insult our country by giving him dirty looks, huh?

>>385944487
Theyd ask you what game it is and play it too if you werent ugly.

>tell friend in secret i watch anime, dont tell what kind. just that i watch it now and then.
>be in group, friend makes joke about i watch tentical porn
>all girls look at me in disgust.
>somehow all of them know what tentical porn is...

That asshole, i only fap to Futa on trap.

Never reveal your power level to normies.

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>>385946776
You are one of them yourself if you use the term "normie".

>>385947916
Garbage logic

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>>385944487
>tfw over 1000 hours in 4x games

>>385947916
Nice try Chad.

>playing a single player game 500 hours
>playing a multiplayer game 2000 hours
which is worse?
ive done both

>>385947967
>tfw over 2500 hours in 4 games
Step it up, senpai

>>385947862
they all read rape/mindbreak doujins

>tell friend in secret i watch anime, dont tell what kind. just that i watch it now and then.
>be in group, friend makes joke about i watch tentical porn
>one girl smiles and winks

das it mayne

>>385947916
>le it's le normalfag xD
Being mad at the term "normie" is a giant sign of a tryhard who wasn't here long and doesn't understand board culture.
Do you still call weebs "wapanese", because ancient /b/ did that?

>>385948057
2000 in a multiplayer game is nothing. Especially if it's an MMO.

500 in a singleplayer game is slightly weird though.

>>385944487
If you told them "it's actually 800 hours per month", they wouldn't even be able to realize there are less than 800 hours in a month. Fuck them.

>>385948057
>playing games you like
i don't see the problem. if anything normies might have the same total played time in Candy Crush

>>385944487
I have over 1000 hours in hearthstone, there is no need for you to feel ashamed anon.

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A year of my life well spent

>>385948074
I meant 4x strategy games https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4X normalfag

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>>385948312
>a full year of non stop playing druid

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>>385944487

Not me, the only time people ask me is on steam when they notice all my vidya time and i just respond i idle for shit

>>385948331
Then say 4X, which is the actual term

>>385946548
What about SF5?

>>385944487
>Find out one of my friends has played 1500 hours of CS:GO
>We all call him Mr.1500 and we have a laugh about it.

Get better friends.

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>>385944487
>get a new person at work
>tall blonde big tits pretty face
>get introduced to her by y boss
>she smiles in a sincere way
>boss says "This is Anon, he's a gamer"
>her face immediately turns into DisdainForPlebs.png

>>385948604
Your boss is trying to sabotage you to cut out competition. Don't take that shit in stride.

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>>385948604
>Game on!

>>385948149
what the hell

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>400 hours in game

>hey you must like it, want to play together?

>>385948604
You should have told your boss you have a huge cock.

>>385948604
>"I'm a human too, though"

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>have 2100 hours in game
>1000 of it is just afking alt tabbed while waiting for people to whisper me so I can sell them stuff

>>385948057
depends on the game really

>tfw 900 hours in pokemon x
It's my secret

>>385945120
Shh you'll summon the quinton shitposter.

>>385947916
I hope you aren't implying normalfag is the proper term.

>>385948824
That girl was an octopus

>>385948924
Hats were a mistake

>>385948604
jej based boss

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>>385944487

Own it like a man, faggot.

>>385948604
You missed a moment to say a gamer reference

>>385948925
Pokemon Platinum (I use Showdown for battles) and Smash Bros Melee

>>385944487
I don't really think I would care.

>>385944487
No, I don't need to hide from my friends, because they are actually my friends. If you have to pretend to be someone you're not around your "friends", then get better friends.

>>385949016
Breeding mons with perfect stats and moves takes ages, so it's not an insane playtime

>>385944487
Im approaching 1000 hours in csgo, but i did the math. Over several years, thats only 1.2% of my life. 33% was sleeping and 33% is working, leaving over 31% of my life doing other shit. Some of it being other video games

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>>385949729

>>385948149
I really don't understand the tentacle stereotype, I fap to hentai daily but I really don't actually see very many tentacles.

>>385949915
>I fap to hentai daily but I really don't actually see very many tentacles.

You're doing it wrong.

>have 350hours in over 350 million different games

>have over 1100 hours in Animal Crossing New leaf
>Have 100 hours or more in a few other games

Still don't know how I spent so much time doing nothing in ACNL

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>playing Dark Souls while microshill was still in charge
>get myself DsFix and DsFriend thanks to a /v/ thread
>realize how fun the pvp is
>camp with the forest faggots on several characters
>mfw over 1000 hours in Dark Souls thansk to camping
>mfw all these glorious souls acquired
>mfw killing everyone
>mfw making people kill important npcs like Solaire
>mfw all the salt i provided to people playing the game
>mfw never got cursed by a fellow cheater, only had plentiful of help from them
>mfw getting 99 humanities twice
>mfw making buddies with some other people, doing areas with them through steam chat and having fun doing builds like Ornstein&Smough and other fun shit
>mfw forest faggot had plenty of cheaters at the time who would just swap the color, their body build and just do fun shit

God damn that was fun

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>>385944487
>power level
>800 hours

>>385944487
Why did you do it in the first place? You've only got yourself to blame.

>Have 1 ( one ) hour in a game

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>>385948529

>>385947817
Autism

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>>385950368
>Have never played a single video game

>>385949729
>tfw will never be good at cs because I have motor neuron issues and can't control my aim whatsoever.

pretty much everyone uses the term normie now, what happened?

>>385950623
>now

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>yeah man, I went crazy with games last semester, I played 100 hours of ____
>yeah, I was really hooked on a game too
>oh yeah? how many hours?
>around 1500, i think
>oh...
>mfw
i think i fucked up

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>>385950130
>mfw you are almost 14,000,000 years old

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>hey bro, I hardly see you online but your steam profile says you played 100 hours of that game just this week, but dont you tell everyone youre busy at work/job?

>>385947862
>Talking about porn when girls are around
>Especially "weird" kinds of porn
How autistic your friend is?

yea one of my friends has no shame. He got me into OSRS and mentioned how we both play to our other friends and they just laughed. Like what kind of unaware fucktard mentions you play a java game for 12 year olds to everyone and isn't embarrassed?

>>385951369
My friend and I talk about trap threads in front of his girlfriend all the time. It's not a big deal

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>>385950875
>oh man I'm such a no lifer I've played almost 300 hours of this game
>"hehe me too dude"
>anon here it says you have played it over a thousand, holy shit.

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>60 year old female coworker is obsessed with cars
>asks if I like video games
>tell her I'm playing dirt rally
>constantly brings it up and asks me questions about the game and the cars

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>playing video games in 2017