Clive just posted a ... confusing...update: "Since about

GOG release when?

>>385938735
neanderthals r cool

Cleve is a conman.

Grimoire uses stolen code from Stones of Arnhem.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ3n1ef463Y

Friendly reminder that Cleve is going to get exposed.

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It will never ends.

>>385938735

This is from whatever this is

http://localroger.com/prime-intellect/mopi4.html

>>385938892
Was wondering same thing, think he commented that he will eventually do it later. It just won't be at release.

>>385938456

This guy made this wonderful video on his youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4HxPZdhy88

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>>385938735

Who else wishes the game never comes out?

Cleve is the greatest troll of our time. He's hilarious, and he fathers all these hilarious threads.

I suppose one day he'll release some thrown together pile of ass to cash in on the long con, but I hope it's not today.

>Cleveland Mark Blakemore, 4 minutes ago
>You're an idiot and the reason we can't have nice things on this planet. People like you used to get put out onto ice floes and people like me were the ones who used to do it. We got slack and now here you are as a breeding population.
*teleports release date to another dimension* psssh, nothing personnel kid

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>Cleve is playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky right now

this fuckin guy

>>385939134
He's such an utter piece of shit. The man that walks around with a fanny pack thinks he has any right to talk shit to anyone.

>>385939134
Do you think he's gonna pull a Phill Phish last second and say due to 4chan insults he will now never release a game that we do not deserve?

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>not playing other Cleve games while waiting
do you even incline?

>>385939271
>fanny packs are bad meme

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Cleve is really something.

>>385939238
When you have no game you should at least play some other good game

>>385939332
Maybe in a few years

His current plan is getting pulled from Steam and then acting like they were the unreasonable ones, and going to GOG or something else to start everything overr again

>>385939238
S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky is considered the worst right? i'm not a stalker player soo

>>385939408
Clear Sky is not a good game.

>>385939425
>>385939439
Clear Sky is actually the superior STALKER game, a hidden gem actually

>>385939425
SoC > CS > CoP
t. 1000+ hours in all STALKER games combined

>>385939568
this cracka know what's up.

>>385938735
Your tiny sapian brain cannot hope to understand.

Oh dang, what a blast from the past. I remember encountering this guy and his sales pitch for his game years ago. It was strangely intriguing the way he pitched it.

So it isnt going that great, huh?

>>385939439
You shut your whore mouth this moment!

who was that guy who tried to make his own game console and also made or is still making a game named after himself

I've found something interesting in the steam forums

>Has anyone of you once taken a look on the posted hardware requirements for this game
>100 MB of harddisc space? Honestly?!?
>Might and Magic VII at its time needed nearly 800 MB...for much less than 600 hours of gameplay... ^^
>Draw your conclusions, my friends! ^^

>>385939718
It might be the best game of all time but none of us will ever know because he'll never fucking release it.

>>385939718
>It was strangely intriguing the way he pitched it.
You wanna ride those turtles too, eh?

This is almost endearing.
Reminds of Jeff Minters except Jeff Minters is a wierdo that actually delivers.

>>385939826
bob's game
it's released on steam btw

>>385939238

I have him on steam, he is Busy at moment, not playing anything.

>>385939748
Wanna fight me sape?

>>385939829
He uses superior compression methods than Sape scum. He originally had it at 1bit but thought Sapes would be too intimidated if they saw it.

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>>385939134
>insults his fan base over and over again
>they keep crawling back for more scraps of info about Grimwah

Top kek. Sapes never learn.

This man is like the negaverse version of Toady. Grimoire is the Anti-Dwarf Fortress.

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Quick post your favorite game dev wierdo superstar

Wait a minute, this game STILL isn't out? What is this guy doing?

>>385939871
>He actually released
Such wasted potential, he would have made bank if he played his stupid antics when about to publish instead of years before, despite his game being garbage

>>385940175
>game dev
Not anymore. Now he is a normal fag and goes to the beach with his real life friends.

>>385940186
Waiting for Steam approval supposedly.

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>>385940032
>1 bit

Let me guess, 0?

>>385940243
> How can a man not be like me, a pathetic loser playing videogame in his 30s still living in his mom's basement! REEEE NORMIE!!

>>385940418
Nigger he literally stopped making video games. He has no interest in coding anymore.

>>385939568
>>385939607
Clear Sky is the weakest of the three
>they added RNG to shooting in addition to the accuracy cone they already had
>faction wars don't work at all and you'll end up worse off than you were equipment and moneywise if you get involved
>more linear than the others
>final area has you shooting at a health sponge Strelok with a particular gun for several minutes straight

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>>385940243
B-B-But whatabout Platform Masters? When is it coming out?

>>385940175
Gamedev is short on nutjobs.
Terry A Davis #1

>>385940531
Cancelled.

>>385940243
>Seriously, I have always tried to make Grimoire megahard at the start and no sleepwalking, full brain engagement making use of every single opportunity from first second of start.

>Testing it with default settings and without my usual hacked super quick start party for testing, I could not believe how hard the game was. I tried to sleepwalk about ten minutes and died each time.

>I chose one of the multiple beginnings, appeared to wake up in a safe space and decided to just take a little peek outside the door of the starting room I was in. Instantly killed by Fire Beetles spraying flaming diarrhoea on me and got disease from flesh grub bites, took two steps and collapsed dead from lingering poison effects from something.

>After about six starts I tried to really, really slow down and think about what I was doing. I managed to survive to get to Crowl by making maximum use of everything in the environment and taking it very slowly.

>Introducing a few edits as a result and also have to emphasize location of safe spaces for sleeping with wandering encounters turned on. I realised just how hard the game was. Grimoire is not for anime newbfags, it is incredibly tough even at low settings with wandering turned on and average difficulty. You can't afford to waste a single item you find and you have to seek some decent weapons to replace the paper clip and tack pin you are given at startup as soon as possible.

Oh my fucking god didn't he just say that he already sent the package and it's waiting for approval? Why is he still working on it?

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>>385939871
>>385940227
no, bob's game isn't released

there is a game called bob's game on steam but that is just the puzzle game that is a feature in the actual game called bob's game

>>385939829
To be fair that game had loads of FMV when video compression was in it's infancy. If you cut them down it would probably be under 200MB.

Grimwah won't have that or voice work, so that cuts down the size by a lot.

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>>385940175
>>385940243
>>385940418
This is the image that NEETs don't want to look at

>>385939973
I don't step on ants.

>>385940175
I hope to become a game dev weirdo one day

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>>385940590
AHHHHHH

>>385940590
That guy looks like me.

>>385939063
projection: the post

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>>385940175

>>385940572
There's still V2 to think of. But Valve only has to approve it once, then he can update it how many times he wants whenever he wants.

pleez cleeb...

>>385939871
how many millions of units did the nD sell

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>>385940590
>Proud
>Associate

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>someone died waiting for this turd

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>>385940531
Uli doesn't care about video games anymore. He just wants to swim.

THEY LOCKED THE RPGCODEX THREAD

>>385940721
RPGCodex needs to give Cleve a conditional permaban that will only be lifted once he releases the game. Cleve is the biggest attention whore on the planet so banning his only source of attention will cause him to have an autistic breakdown.

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>>385940995
>You must be logged in to do that.

>>385939238
BASED

>>385941021
i want every autistic e-celeb to shit all over it

>>385941021
Wouldn't work since he has full control over his Steam forum.

can I get a quick rundown on the dev?

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>>385940590
>>385940243
>yfw ulililililia made it before you did

guy needs to start a kickstarter to pay for fuckin' therapy

>>385941393
snake oil salesman

>>385941517
>43.7 micro mental-issues left!

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>>385941393
file photo

>>385941393
Fat, girlfriend-free sub-human spends 20+ years working on a game he didn't start.
After constant missed release dates, it's finally hit mainstream.

>>385940643

>say you're making a game people want
>don't make it
>pretend to go nuclear every time someone suggests you're not making the game

So easy, a Neanderthal can do it.

>>385941021
Codex doesn't really ban people outside of spammers.

>>385941835
That thread read like 4chan, desu, "kill yourself" included.

>>385940590
faggot sold out and bowed down to his jewish overlords, sad!

>>385941762
But what if I want to actually make a game that no one else wants?

>>385941393
Living fossile and proven by doctor's note real life Neanderthal genius ex-hobo war hero gay-child-sex-slave-ring destroyer living in a self-made Fallout vault makes a video game for 20 years.

So what are the chances he will actually deliver and release the game ?

>>385940590
"proud associate". walmart sounds like a cult.

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When was this screenshot added to Steam? There are 5 others that look new to me too.

>>385943002
Ayyyyy

>>385942949
0,1 attochance.

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>>385942624
>gay-child-sex-slave-ring destroyer

>All of a sudden, this kid who looked around 14 would emerge silently from what I had previously thought was a broom closet, cross the room behind me and vanish into another cupola door near Max's bedroom. I'd hesitate a second, not knowing if this kid was actually supposed to be here or why. I had thought when I first arrived it was nothing but Max and I in the apartment. He had these strange "presences" in the apartment, teenage boys all around all the time.

>A couple minutes later, another kid would emerge from his games room, definitely underage, a little taller. He left through the front door like he was running an errand.

>I was kind of baffled and couldn't help but wonder who these kids were that were always coming and going. when Max came out of his study, I'd say to him, "Max, a kid just walked through. Does he have your permission to be here?" Max would glare at me and make himself a cup of coffee without saying anything .... I'd think, Some weird dudes I am working with on this "Stones of Arnhem" project. Must be some kind of australian cultural gap thing. Maybe unknown teenage kids walk through people's apartments all over Australia and I am just not familiar with it.

>Must be some kind of australian cultural gap thing. Maybe unknown teenage kids walk through people's apartments all over Australia and I am just not familiar with it.

>>385942949
100% * 0

Honestly, I think the game looks awesome in the video. I'm genuinely excited.

>>385941407
I wouldn't call working a minimum wage job and having your dad still drive you to work as making it.

>>385943286
Should be released any minute now according to the release date on steam. Grab your pop-corn

>>385939063
>capping your own post

>>385939364
is sherry ok

>>385943437
It already released in Japan.

>>385943707
So half a year from now until its released in the west then?

STEAM APPROVED THE GAME
IT'S OUT

Any word on a sape translation?

>>385938735
IT'S OUT! IT'S OUT! I T ZZZZZ O U T!

>>385943993
I fucking hate you.

>>385943993
epic trole

>>385943812
Yes. Censored of course.

>>385944175
Kill yourself.

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The "more like this" suggestions are worrying

>>385944319
i was expecting a bit more wizardry and a bit less anime

sakura dungeon is a wizardry-style game, though

I think there is a game after all and Cleve actually spent over two decades learning how to code and making the game because he is too afraid to humiliate himself after boasting that he is a brilliant programmer.

>>385944319
Not much of a surprise considering the game is tagged anime, nudity, and sexual kahntent

>64 intelligent NPCs with 8000+ Words in Vocabulary
>Full Sentence Communication with NPCs
Does that mean I can fugg NPCs?

>2 players peak
IT'S HAPPENING

>>385944739
>kahntent
So one might say that there was nothing he could do?

Jesus will come back before this game comes out.

>>385944826
it is the ultimate
>Visual Novel
my god the tags are right

>>385945016
your mom will stop sucking my dick before this game comes out.

>>385945171
too bad you can't ban me here Cleve

>>385944826
>>385945074
waifuposting when?

>>385945425
?Snake? is my waifu

>>385938735
>Beowulf twice

>>385941021
They nuked the 1500 page thread, seems like they're not allowing any more discussion on the game until it actually releases.

>>385938929
If that's true then contact the publishers or Steam and they will remove it, or contact the rightful owner of the IP

>>385945969
The thread wasn't nuked--it was just moved to the Retardoland subforum that requires either shekels or a 1+ year old account to view/comment on.

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>Add vaporware tag
Add vaporware tag, anons.

>>385943002
>aliens

whoa you could really see the wizardry VI huh

>>385946617
You can't add negative tags, retard

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>>385946617
Also these tags selected by another anon are hilarious and should be considered.

>>385946267
>pay to read Cleve's insanity
Is rpgcodex trying to profit on this?

>>385946834
thanks for update, sugar. do it anyway.

>>385946834
Then how is "Walking Simulator" a positive tag?

>>385947051
>Is rpgcodex trying to profit on this?

It seems more like the codex is trying to strong-arm Cleve into releasing the game by depriving him of attention. Cleve's thread has been moved/locked/etc temporarily many times over the years when he pisses the mods off.

>>385940418
speaking of autism..

>>385947126
it's a badge of honor now

>>385947054
>do it anyway.
Nah, I'm not retarded

>>385947126
How isn't it? If you enjoy games like dear esther or firewatch, and want more like that, you check that tag.

>>385946730
Aliens and/or ancient technologically advanced civilizations are pretty common in crawlers. MM had them and so did those two Kraut blobbers.

>>385947389
>"games"

>>385947465
100% more games than Grimoire t b h

What are some games like this that actually exist?

>>385947692
moekuri dungeon
sakura dungeon
conception 2 children of the stars

What are some GOOD games like this that actually exist?

>>385947389
>If you enjoy shit, and want more shit, you check that tag.

So a vaporware tag is valuable to people who enjoy wasting money. It's a positive tag. Cool.

>>385947692
Obviously the Wizardry series would fit the bill if you're a hardcore gamer; Might and Magic 3 - 5 if you want a fun, casual (by 1990s standards) turn based blobber experience. The older tile based M&M games were easier than M&M 6-8, in my opinion.

>>385947793
ah, in that case,
ultima series
wizardry series
etrian odyssey

>>385947692
>>385947793
Wizardry series
Might and Magic series

>>385947851
>I don't like thing
>no one should like thing
I'm sorry about that autism anon. Keep it up, if Uli could do it, so can you.

>>385947051
>>385947243
the thread regularly devolved into neanderthal supremacist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, hardcore conspiracy theories and all sorts of less than PC topics
they had enough

>>385947957
>ultima
>blobber
ni99a

>>385948026
>racist, homophobic, transphobic
is cleve /ourguy/?

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>>385948065
it isn't? are you sure, nigger?

>>385948026
The mods do the exact same thing minus neanderthal supremacy on a weekly basis.
Thread was moved to deprive Cleve of some attention.

>>385947692
Lands of Lore, Eye of the Beholder, Ravenloft, Menzoberranzan

>>385947692
https://www.gog.com/mix/grid_based_1st_person_rpgs

>>385947793
That's Ultima Underworld, not the ultima series.
And no, it's not a blobber. It's not grid based and you don't control a party.

>>385948073
I don't understand why Cleve doesn't just release his game. Even if it's a horrible pile of buggy shit, boards like /pol/ would pay for his game by the thousands simply because Cleve makes fun of faggots, believes he's a Neanderthal (other white nationalists like that singer from Burzum believe the same thing), shits on SJWs, believes in an upcoming race war, and doesn't like brown people. /pol/tards would pay for his game simply due to identity politics.

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>can't shitpost in the steam forums because the dev banned me

>>385948424
meant for >>385948236

I'm fucking retarded

>>385948438
>other white nationalists like that singer from Burzum believe the same thing)
No they don't

>>385948438
When did varg talk about neanderthals?

>>385947980
>implying

Shit has all kinds of uses. I never said that no one should like it. Why do you try to adopt a postilion of superiority with each post?

>>385948438
The real question is what would happen when they find those pictures of him bashing Trump.

>>385948530
>>385948537
He has spoken many times in the past about how Europeans are differentiated from other lesser races due to Neanderthal DNA. Read his blog.

>>385945331
>implying Cleve isn't a janny

>>385943183
I fapped to this idea multiple times.

>>385939425
still more worth playing than Grimoire

>>385939364
I hate everyone associated with this game.

>>385948073
Unless you hate them on a pathological level, he might be too hardcore for you.

>>385939364
>smell my finger
everytime

>>385948618
Yeah but Cleve thinks he's a real life Neanderthal Übermensch with titanum bones and godlike intellect.

Fuck
I just remembered something.
I might be the reason this game is not releasing.
I jokingly told cleve once that I was waiting for him to release his masterpiece so I could kill myself after playing it.

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>>385938735
>Grimoire was just a recruitment tool for the Codex
Really makes me think.
http://steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/1471967529572824139/

>>385948438
He's not in it for the money. I honestly believe even his scam tendencies are not done with ill intent, he is just legit insane.
He CANNOT release the game because then his whole life collapses. At this point being the developer of the greatest game of all time is all he has and his entire persona is built around that.

If Grimoire is actually releases and it's not that earth-shattering video game extravaganza (because how could it), he has to face the truth that he's just a stupid, mediocre programmer who has wasted his life on a 7/10 (at best) game and not the neanderthal god he has tricked himself and the rest of his followers into actually believing.

>>385940513
I watched a video of the ending and it included this part, I didn't even what I was watching, sterlock doesn't even move. I thought he was bugged.

>>385939364
Who is Sherry and why people make such big deal from her being angry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kI-OR8FISA

Cleve is actually insane, holy shit.

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>>385940175

>>385950183
>I thought he was bugged.
He was. You're supposed to shoot and chase him at the same time before he makes it to his destination, but (if you're lucky) he'll bug out and stop moving.

>>385941393
the greatest asset to the human race that we know of, but dirty sapes refuse to acknowledge his leadership, leading to much woe, and the inevitable delay of this game which, upon release, will cause a chain reaction of enlightenment through the globe.

>>385940590
DELETE THIS

Is what incline feels like?
It feels good.

>100 MB
There is no way in hell this game has anywhere near 600 hours of gameplay. This is fishy as hell.

>>385948530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IHaE-TXbZQ

"Autism is something that you will only find in people with Neanderthal DNA."

>Cleve claims that he is both a Neanderthal and has autism because of it.

I'm almost 100% sure that Cleve follows Varg and watches his videos religiously. A lot of their views coincide very closely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02HZalIGsGg&t=111s
>Claims Europeans are 99% Neanderthal around 40 seconds in

ive already decided to hold onto my 40 bones and spend it on moero chronicles, a game thats going to come out

and i can fap to it

>>385951386
>sapes buying games with their dick
nothing new here

>>385938735
This guy is actually and truly fucking nuts, isn't he?

I wish I didn't need to write this post.

I've been a long time community power-contributor for Grimoire : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar and have had to educate people countless of times across multiple communication platforms.

Folks, I know it may seem hard for some of you to understand but game development, especially independent game development, isn't some corporately controlled mechanized machine of constant work and output. It's process is more natural and oscillates with organic feminine nature. What Cleve has boldly done by putting himself out here in this miserable barren world, exposed like a naked babe in the wild is something none of you have or likely can ever do in your own lives.

Cleveland is a man that has endured constant harassment and digital weaponized commentary for the past two decades, psychiatric help can only dull the constant blows his mind and soul has to feel every day when some smarmy jealous jerk "asks" about the release of his game.

This community needs to have a discussion about how you're treating this developer.

And I strongly urge this brave man to persevere through this sick adversity of all of those that have tried to pull him down.

is this dev seriously making accounts and defending himself on the fucking steam forums?

top kek

>>385951640
we hit him because we love him

the fact that we give him hell should show him just how much were dying to play the damned thing

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>>385951640
>It's process is more natural and oscillates with organic feminine nature.

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>>385951339
Any neanderthals want to explain this to me?

>>385951850
>>385951932
Quick to trust, are you?

>>385951943
If a watermelon has 40% of our DNA, would 3 watermelons program 20% faster than a human?

>>385951943
modern humans have 99.7% genetic similarity to neanderthals
1-5% is the actual same DNA that said thals had

>>385951943
sapes cant understand superior thal intellect

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316/games/?tab=all

Rate his taste, /v/.

>>385951943
I have no idea because I'm a lowly Sape, but I just find it funny that both Cleve and Varg believe they are nearly full Neanderthal, are both relatively insane, are both preparing for the apocalypse, are both hording food and water, and both believe possessing autism is an asset (Cleve and Varg believe it's a sign of intelligence). Varg will probably be the first person in line to buy Grimwah if he has heard of it.

>>385952214
must be that fucking watermelon only dna holding me back

>>385952362
>Maldita Castilla
Good taste

>>385951640
Nice pasta but if you are serious just fucking kill yourself. Kill yourself.

>>385952454
Sounds like a porn star name.

>>385951943
I don't know I'm just a homo erectus.

>>385951640
can you write even a single sentence without using buzzwords to embellish how exorbitantly meaningful the vapid nothing you say is?

>>385952075

No, but they might outpace a Neanderthal.

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>>385952362
Not even a single second-person shooter...

>>385952582
That's the joke.

>>385952627
>second-person
Are you having a stroke?

>>385938997
don't ever shill here again dumb phone poster

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Are people here actually hyped for this, or do you all just talk shit because the developer is such a hilarious failure?

>>385952730
It's a new meme

>>385952760
I'm hyped for it AND I talk shit. The best of both worlds.

>>385952760
>he is not hype for true rpg godness
M&m days are coming back BAYYYBEE

>>385952760
I would actually like to play it but talking about how the dev is a failure is fun too.

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Anybody know the pic game, which took ten years to be released with almost no autism?

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>>385952730
>>385952627

> second-person shooter

Right here.

> An epic based on an inspiration. my first game.
> Breath-Taking Soundtrack
> Game play time is averaged at 1-1 1/2 hours (using speed run strats).
> 5 bosses with 1 bonus boss after passing the platform trials.
> intuitive Combat
> 2nd person shooter

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>>385952429

howling

>>385952760
If it actually exists and every comes out I will probably play it. Getting hyped over vaporware is retarded, though.

>>385952760
Both.

>>385940590
holy shit what happened, good for him

>>385952678
I guessed as much, but I chose to reply in a similarly ridiculously verbose manner just in case it is not.

>>385953051
he went swimming once and decided that was awesome and vidya is fucking gay

>>385953067
Synergistic

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on this entire thing? Did he finally release it or not?

Seeing this has made me want to make my own old school RPG.
See you guys in 20 years!

>>385942950
> walmart sounds like a cult

Actually it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>>385953314
Give yourself a quick rundown of the thread and find out

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>>385952362
>Be adult of advanced intellect
>fall for "you can too" game development software

Oh, my, I can't wait for Grimoire.

>>385953314
Does this look released to you?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/650670/Grimoire__Heralds_of_the_Winged_Exemplar/

>>385951249
Cleve exaggerates as always, but it's pretty easy to get dozens to over a hundred of hours of gameplay from a game where the art assets make up pretty much nothing.

>>385953659
HOLY SHIT IT RELEASED RIGHT WHEN YOU POSTED

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>>385953573
So you don't like the art and science of game making?

>>385953850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75uPOZn6sto

>>385953659
>Release Date: 1 Aug, 2017
>Coming soon
>This item is not yet available.
what's this tingly feeling taking me from the inside? Is it schadenfreude?

Didn't the end is neigh go from 0 to release in like, a few hours a couple weeks ago?

>>385941393
so terrified of black people he fled the united states for the australian outback, where he build himself an iron coffin in which to hide from them

not even joking.

>>385953314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCUhvDdGrI&

>>385946834
you can, it's just that vaporware won't show up anywhere because people have applied it to too few games

>if you set your computer clock to April 5th 1987 there's a 10% chance of minor frame drops when running the game on MS Vista in 16bit mode
>game has to be delayed for another year while this bug is fixed

>>385948497
derek smart banned me from all of his game hubs, and the only thing i ever posted in any of them was "soda machine"

>>385954615
Damn melonheads.

>>385954615
desu living in LA during the LA riots had to be really terrifying for most folks

>>385954682
No, anon, negative tags are shadowbanned. Do you really think there aren't enough games marked as vaporware with all the dropped early acess games on steam? Or why there are no 'unoptimized', 'mediocre', 'repetitive' tags?

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>>385938735
game already came out yesterday

>>385954895
>negative tags are shadowbanned

then why can i see "short" "bad" "walking simulator" etc on various games?

>>385938735
>The game already had Steam approval, and has had it for weeks, because that's required to make the "Post as Coming Soon" option appear.
FUCK IT WAS A RUSE
OLD RPG ARE ABSOLUTE KILL

>>385948073
No, it makes him /pol/ retard that failed to make a game for 20 year

>>385955238
so, /ourguy/.

>>385955036
>short
For people who want short games. Short isn't negative.
>bad
stop lying
>walking simulator
see >>385947389. Some people enjoy walking around and going trough a game's story. Why do you think stanley parable was so popular?

>>385955202
>>385955202
>>385955202

THIS GOD DAMN IT

>>385954895
why is "moe" shadowbanned anyway

>>385948438
It's because the game does not exist outside the demo

>>385955328
Yes. Ignore the redditor.

>>385955495
Being moeshit is probably a negative tag
j/k I don't even weeb

>>385955634
moeshit should be a negative tag
t. weeb

>>385955328
Nope, I think /v/ could make a game in less time than this moron.
>>385955526
Cry more /pol/ retard.

>>385954615
But there's Abbos there. Still not a great place.

Fucking end it already.

And by "it", I mean Cleve's pitiful existence.

>>385940554
I'm expecting Cleve to do something like this eventually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN266WkrPRs

I just played the Demo
Jesus christ no wonder it's supposed to be 600 hours long, the combat drags on foreverrrr

So did he release it yet or not

>>385956512
where's grimoire

>>385956512
WELL GEE CLEVE, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW

Incline today
Valve just has to work out these last yoctoissues

>>385956512
wheres the batcave cleve

>>385956512
who was phone, cleve?

>>385942950
"Associate" here, it is a fucking cult. They constantly force you to pretend you enjoy being there, even if you're unloading trucks in the back. No matter how much they understaff your team or fuck up the schedule, they want you to constantly reassure them that you'll get everything done even if you physically can. There's also no raises besides one 2% raise a year, so there is literally no incentive to work harder, basically meaning the stores are made up of hard working suckers and lazy assholes who management is too scared to follow.

>>385956569
>One small yoctoissue, Cleve
>What's that?
>You still haven't submitted a game.

>>385939829

I don't think he'll ever actually release it, but you'd have to be a technically illiterate fucking moron to take issue with this particular thing.

What's gonna be the next excuse?

He clearly has uploaded the game to steamdb, you can check it, so when it is approved, what is he gonna do? Say that there are even more bugs he needs to fix? Does he really expect people to believe him after he does that?

>>385956837
He found another attoissue, and has to resubmit to steam which takes another 3-5 days to approve. Repeat.

That's some "dog ate my homework" shit level right there

>>385956737
so many places run shit by the numbers and with systems that there are a TON of businesses with hardworking suckers and useless shitfucks, both treated as equals by their employers.

Had the world's most useless goddamn coworker, not only lazy and entitled and all around terrible at everything, but a constant source of whiny drama and conflict. "quit" once mid-shift and the fucking manager hired him back when he begged for his job back the next week because it was apparently "cheaper than training a new employee"

god forbid you look at his lengthy track record of being a permanent liability, nope, he 'knows' the job so he's infinitely more useful than a new hire who could pick up the general gist without a single word being spoken, and can be fully trained in a week
fuck i hate how the world is run these days. drives me mad. So happy to be a business owner and trying to push things for the better now

>>385956737
I worked at Walmart as an IMS associate or whatever for a few months. Wasn't that bad at all. Started at $12.00 for easy ass work, was also my first job and I was a lazy NEET dropout with no goals so that was more than I could spend even. Eventually took another better job and left, but if I hadn't I think I'd still be fairly content there.
Might just be because I'm from a really low population area and people are "closer" with each other here.

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>>385954046
>ask vague rhetorical question
>attach image that isn't a punchline, nor makes the post interesting in any way at all

Why is this exact post format so popular with Redditors new to image boards?

>literal food analogies in steam discussions now
what a time to be alive

>>385957795
They have to do something while waiting for the game to fail to exist again.

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>>385947793

>>385957996
I just wish I could shitpost with them, but Cleveboy banned me a long time ago.

>>385957686
Spot the GameGuru user.

>>385957686
> attach image that isn't a punchline, nor makes the post interesting in any way at all

> post a random 1360x2048 woman

>>385958029
Are there any games like these, but set in modern times/sci-fi worlds? SMT doesn't count.

>>385950205
Because she is "that one person who is always polite and cheerful to everyone even in hostile place". And you know shit really hit the fan when the nice one goes nuclear

How easy is it to get banned by Cleve on steam forums?

>>385958320
How easy is it to blink?

>>385958271
StarCrawlers, it's come up a few times ago so some anon who isn't lazy like me will probably add it

Someone make a post in the critical bug topic that they found a critical bug: The game doesn't exist.

>>385938929
proof or gtfo

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>>385958241
>interesting
>tits and ass not considered "interesting"

mom's gonna freak

>>385957281
The worst part about Wally World is that they actually treat lazy employees BETTER. Shitty employees don't have to worry about their absences, they don't get asked to stay over, and they have less tasks then the rest of us even though we all make the same pay. I've been here 4 years and I make one penny more than someone who stays for 6 months.

>>385958271
etrian odyssey is set in the far future past

This is an ironic thread right? You guys aren't actually excited for this dated piece of shit?

>>385958472
> Being this obsessed with tits and ass

Spot the virgin.

>The release version was tested on Windows XP/Vista/7/8/10 in full screen and windowed mode. It now works properly on all versions of Windows with any size screen resolution, defaults to full screen at startup.
Most recent update on Steam. This means it's done right?

>>385958589
>dated
back to CSGO kiddo

>>385958589
honestly it made me wish for a proper modern blobber
you can't tell me the oldschool complexity is incompatible with the conveniences of modern games

>>385958589
I bet you think 100 year-old port wine is "dated" too.
Faggot.

>>385955848
Well there's always the cripple fucking simulator.

>>385958749
Yes it is done, only 0.7358 attoissues remaining.

>>385951249
It's 30 hours of gameplay, 570 hours of him crying at how amazing it is

>>385958271
Might and Magic, technically. 1-5 are set on massive artificial worlds, while 6 has laser guns as endgame weapons

>>385958787
Yeah, it was dated when it was announced in '97 and it's just sad now.

>>385951249
>>385958915
Animations are 2-3 frames.
Textures look like ass.
Sound is midi.

With proper compression it could very well have those 600 hours of content.

>>385958732
>"obsessed"
>merely called tits and ass interesting

keep tryin', dude. lmao

>>385957408
Part of it is the management at my store, right now we're 2nd worst in the whole country as far as inventory goes. There was also a big company restructuring recently (IMS doesn't exist anymore). Now the unloaders are expected to unload GM truck (sometimes up to 5000 pieces in a night), unload HDVC, and stock the entire consumables side. This wouldn't be too bad, but currently we are less staffed then when we were just unloading trucks.

>>385958271
I just want pure fantasy/dark fantasy with no sci-fi/aliens. Wizardry 8 would be favorite game ever if it was less like star wars and more like dungeon hack.

>>385958391
That looks cool, anon.

Cleve really seems like a patronizing pretentious faggot.

What i expect to happen is he going all "there never was a game...... a perfect game will never exist..... ;)" once shits gets hairy on his side.

>can't upload client because shitty Australian internet
>cut+paste game on usb drive and send it to Valve by air mail
>delivery plane gets shot down by aliens
>game is lost forever

>>385958872
Well that was done by a few anons that knew what they were doing.

>>385959102
>lmao

hi summer friend :') this place is so cool isn't it

>>385959102
Maybe he's just concerned you like women with the face of a horse, and fur not far from one either.

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>>385958732
>I'm gay

Just rub our noses in it, why don't you

>>385959251
Of course a perfect game does exist. Grimoire, you sape.

>>385947957
>the only blobbers he can think of is not a blobber, wizardry, and a shitty weeb franchise

Be honest, you just wanted to shill for EO because your general is dying, right?

>>385959364
He's gonna pull a project zomboid.

>somebody ransacked my house and stole all the computers.

>>385959054
>Textures look like ass.

That's subjective; I happen to like the hand-drawn textures and pixel art. It has more charm than all of the same looking CGI Maya 3d bullshit nowadays.

>>385959547
That's not possible, he constructed his own underground vault complete with its own OS and on multiple occasions has bragged about the entire structure being impenetrable.

>>385951249

Why wouldn't a tile-based game with low-resolution everything, no voice acting, no FMV and so forth take up very little disc space? People delivered games with 100+ hours of gameplay on floppies back in the day. Games more comparable to this one than any modern 3D games.

>>385959404
Yeah, before the start of the decade, we had some of those.

Where's GRIMWAH cleve.

>>385959364
>The loss of 20+ years of work might make some lesser homos curl up into a ball and cry, but with my advanced neanderthal brain, I've completely memorized the entirety of the game. It won't take me more than another 3 weeks to recreate the game from scratch. Then it's going to be released for sure.

>>385959518
I'll be honest, since you asked
I only play anime games so I don't know anything about western dungeon crawlers

>>385959731

To be clear he won't release the damn game, but there's nothing fishy about the size.

>>385959803
/v/ could make a game in less time than Cleve without anons that knew what they were doing.

>>385959697
He forgot to lock the doors.

Shit happens

>>385960089
his vault OS prevents something like that
superior thals think of every angle

>>385960153
kids sent by the pedophiles crawled in through the vents and stole all the hard drives then

>>385960085
>/v/ could make a game in less time than Cleve

And that has already happened: it's called Minecraft. Top kek.

>>385960407
dude he destroyed their pedophile ring by contacting social services
also I think the main guy, Max I think, is actually dead

GET YOUR LORE RIGHT SAPE

So is it out now?

>>385960643
only for backers

>>385960539
Fucking Neanderthals got all the bases covered. Race war cant come soon enough

>>385958824
>comparing this piece of shit to fine wine.
wewlad

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>>385960495

>>385960686
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385940572
>Grimoire is not for anime newbfags
Now we're talking

>>385960778
>ur mom is fat lel

Damn, man. Sick burn.

>>385952362
>STALKER
Pretty fucking terrible

>>385960807
Grimoire is not for playing either as it has not come out yet not that it ever come out.
>>385960928
Deal with it.

>>385960495
Top kek your fucking ass.

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>over 20 hours late
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAME CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE?!?!?!?!

>>385961383
Inside his bf's dick, he's doing his best to unload it as we speak.

>>385961310
>>385961069
How new are you faggots? There was a time many years ago when Minecraft was in pre-alpha; Notch would create many threads on /v/ about it and we'd play test his game/provide feedback. Notch might not be a chantard nowadays but once upon a time he was.

HOLY SHIT
I JUST CHECKED THE STEAM STORE PAGE
IT SAYS
"COMING SOON"

IT'S HERE REAL SOON, GUYS

>>385959547
At least they have a playable, unique game that you can both buy and pirate (multiplayer included). Sure, they're behind the schedule, but there was a fucking game from the very beginning.

>>385959518
"weeb franchises" are the only modern blobbers that exist, the genre is dead outside Japan
save for Grimrock

>>385961595
That is less /v/ making a game and more someone getting feedback from /v/ you stupid faggot

>>385938892
Next millennium

>>385961841
>posts on /v/ for years
>implements ideas from /v/
>not a channer
>not a /v/irgin

Go back to RPGcodex, Cleve dickriders. You're dumb and gay.

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>>385961948

I bet he gave steam a busted build on purpose and that's going to be the reason for a new delay.

>>385962120
Not an argument. Someone that used and posted on /v/ for a long time (before you faggots probably even heard of 4chan) created a video game and made shitloads of money off of it while your Neanderthal god was cleaning mold out of his bunker and shopping for fanny packs.

>>385962231

I was thinking this too

>>385962231
>he gave them a build that only works if you are running windows 95 on australian locale

Hey guys.

Whats the last fun game you played?

>>385962509
Pyre

>>385962250
Good job showing that you are stupid and don't know what is going on fag lord. I know Cleve shitty game does not exist and I was the one that said /v/ could make a game in less time than Cleve.

>>385962509
The least fun game that I played these last few months was Grimrock.
While the puzzles were okay, the combat mechanics and spell system is easily the worst that I've ever seen in any video game since I started playing in the 90s.

>>385962509
I just finished nuDoom, it was pretty fun.
Disappointing final boss though.

>>385961948
>Be a game developer
>Post on Reddit
>WOO WE DID IT REDDIT WE MADE A GAME

>>385957686
Sweetie, why are you looking at mommy like that?