Has this country produced a single good game?
>>385931319
>Speed Freaks
Lead developers of pubg and no mans sky are Irish also.
I guess it's better than nothing
Well, we made Havok physics, for better or worse.
The only two good videogame youtube channels are from the same city in Ireland which I never would have expected
I forgot Ireland existed
Where's the demo Romero?
>>385931620
>Videogame youtube channel
>Good
Pick one
>>385931620
I hope you're not talking about jacksepticeye
VVVVVV
>>385931778
Of course not. Is his channel even about videogames? I thought it was more of a wacky vlog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
has this country produced any good games?
>>385931319
>>385931990
Why are celts incapable of making video games?
>>385931990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_North
>>385932043
Too busy drinking beer and wearing skirts
>>385931990
>country
>no autonomy
>votes against autonomy
>country
>>385932043
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>>385932091
m as/ld;ajkf[opawhfasljdf af] -ao'sjf'p
>>385932145
>aso;djahdkH SHdfasJfdjaf;'ska
>>385931620
As impressive that would seem, chances are everyone would be from the same city. The rest of the country outside of it is practically all bogland.
>>385932135
Why do Scottish people and like Scotland is tough as she but then they literally vote to stay cucked by one of the world's most pathetic countries?
Scotland voting against independence was the most pathetic thing that has ever happened and I hope the remember it every time they try to pull that toughguy act again. Literally the most beta "country" there is.
>>385931815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp3qiOKuEBM
>>385932415
The fuck are you talking about? Scotland's nationalist party isn't tough.
They're essentially the Green party for heroin addicts.
Players Unknown Battleground
>ireland
for some reason no, still waiting for a troubles game or holligan fighting MMORPG or even a game where you steal cars and have to evade the police using gerry adams. tell me why no one has made an IRA/UVF game yet???
A random US city has a higher population than Ireland
>>385931319
It's a tax haven for many software companies, so I'd say yeah
>>385932351
So you're saying you've never been to Ireland?
>>385932969
HOLY FUCK, PC IS ON FIRE
NOOOOO
>>385932969
>a game where you steal cars and have to evade the police using gerry adams
I would die just to play a few minutes of that game
>>385932415
>england
>pathetic country
what shithole do you come from?
>>385932969
This is the kind of post why threads about Ireland filled with foreigners are always a shitshow.
>>385932123
They could make videogames while drinking beer and wearing skirts
>tfw want a ginger gf
>only brunettes and blondes where I live
>>385931990
Entire GTA mainline series is Scottish.
The spin offs like Vice City Stories were made in Leeds.
>>385932969
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>385932415
We voted to stay in the UK, then we voted to leave the EU and then we voted the tories into power. We just like fucking with people to be honest.
>>385933148
>>385933306
Whats the deal?
GTA: Limerick when?
>>385933450
THE FUCKING DONUT MA-
>>385933450
how new r u
>>385931319
POO IN wait a minute
>>385933525
Dublin would be more appropriate now. You have to decide whether to join the Hutchs or Kinnehans and shoot up a boxing venue.
>>385932938
>good game
>good
>>385933308
>we voted to leave the EU and then we voted the tories into power
HAHHAHHAHAH, keep dreaming faggot
>>385933604
I have been here for a while, I am just asking why people are making a big deal about the donut man.
>>385933062
And?
>it's an american tourist has a half Irish great great grandfather so you're like totally cousins omg episode
>>385933198
Name 3 good things about modern day England
Fucking yanks thinking Ireland is Scotland.
That being said of the games Wikipedia deems made in ROI :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_developed_in_the_Republic_of_Ireland
Speed Freaks is the only good game.
>>385931815
That guy also made Super Hexagon
Not to be that guy to bring it up in an Ireland thread but I unironically think a sort of walking simulator about the Irish famine could be interesting to play.
>>385934130
Why not make a famine game that's also fun instead?
>>385933901
Idk it's kinda adorable watching someone from the states trying to order a beer or a meal in his ancestors language. Better that than turning completely into a wigger.
Earthworm Jim
>>385933850
There's not many people so it's not likely much shit would come from it
>>385934187
Well I don't know how anything but a story driven telltale style game would work. What would the gameplay even be otherwise?
>>385933901
>they think wearing paddy caps helps them blend in
>>385931319
>just 3 colored stripes
pleb-tier flag.
>>385934314
Telltale would be an improvement.
I'd like a lemmings based one, leading all the starving orphans to a workhouse.
>>385934346
Well 90% chance they'll be in Dublin which is a fucking cesspool of minority scum so as long as these yanks are American they'll blend in better than all the shitskin cunts
>>385933901
The pinnacle of this was when fucking Obama did it
>>385934389
>imagine giving a shit about flags
>imagine actually giving a shit about the country where your parents fucked
>>385934389
It used to be a cool harp
>>385934561
They're American, what do you expect? They're all about muh stars n' stripes
>>385933930
>Free healthcare
>Stable and safe government
>Unique cultural history due to Literally ruling the world
I don't live in England, I'm Scottish myself. I guess those 3 points are applicable all across the UK really.
cartoons however.........
>faggot friend comes back from Ireland
>ask him what landmarks, attractions or landscapes he visited or if he has any photos to share
>"nah man, we partied hard bro!"
is it really worth it saving up for a "holiday" just to fly to another country to do the same shit you're doing already at home?
>>385935372
We made that? loved it as a kid
doom?
>>385935372Yep yep yep
>>385935458
wrong, that's Texas
>>385935435
yep the animation course in ballyfermot college was set up by Steven Spielberg and Don Bluth so they could get more workers for this and secret of nymph
>>385935431
>Goes on holiday to Ireland
>Doesn't go on the wild atlantic way
Fucking normies man, "haha, Dublin is the height of Irish culture"
>>385935297
>3 good things about modern England
>free healthcare
Hahahahahaha see you in 2 years
>stable and safe government
Good meme
>unique cultural history
I asked for 3 good things about England today. Not about it's history.
Fucking incredible that people get mad when you say England is shit but you ask for a mere THREE good things about England today and you can't even get one.
Can I ask Dubliners, how do you explain scangers to tourists
what I say is: "if they sound like Conor mcgregor stay away"
>>385935431
The place is miserable, there's nothing to do but drink. Why do you think everyone here is an alcoholic?
>>385934448
spotted the american
>>385935804
>living on a beautiful island in the Atlantic ocean
>nothing to do
bullshit, that like people with a full Steam library and dozens of pirated games on their HD saying there's nothing to play.
>>385936034
Nigga there's like 3 days a year where it doesn't rain.
>>385936197
>le it always rains meme
Fuck off, you guys have good weather
>>385935789
knacker is a state of being not a geographic location mkay
t.d12
>>385936463
No we don't, unless by "good" you mean pishing down 90% of the time. When it's warm here people complain because we're so used to shitty weather.
t.people pretending they're Irish
I fucking hate you Irish fucks so god damned much. I'd murder every one of you alcoholic cumrags if it meant I got to live in a wee little lytehaws n mek parge fer me toikes. ITS SO FUCKING GREEN AND WET I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT THE OCEAN AND WRITE SONGS AND SMOKE A PIPE TAKE ME FROM THIS FROZEN NOWHERE PLEASE
>>385936463
Good for farming, shit for everything else. It does rain a lot.
>>385936969
>>385936969
t.leaf
>>385934521
>>385933201
you calling me a foreigner?? come to the nort and see what happens son, i'd knock your ballix in
>>385937337
Because Guinness is disgusting.
Funnily enough there's more stereotypical "Irish" bars, with tricolours and fenian tunes playing in the north than down south.
You have five seconds to prove you're actually Irish not some "muh heritage" yank
>>385937414
norniron pls
>>385937592
I drink Guinness and listen to the wolfe tones
>>385937592
Welcome toLondonderry
>>385931319
Why the fuck are there so many /int/-shit off topic threads about countries on /v/ early in the day? A thread about ireland and another about Britain on the front page. It seems to die off at least around after 6 pm GMT at least
Shitposters leaving /int/ containment board or something?
>tfw Matthewmatosis lives a 5 minute drive away from me
He's said in a thread before that he's from Coolock in Dublin. Wonder what he's up to now
>>385931319
This country hasn't produced a single good person, nevermind game.
>>385937592
>mam beating the shit out of you/locking you outside for leaving the immersion on
>>385937592
>wanting to be Irish
Half my family come from that shit hole, every single family gathering they get pissed and put the fucking Pogues on for the fiftieth time, they're disgusting and thick as pig shit to boot
Potato famine sequel when
>>385937693
*bricks your windees*
aye right by fuck!
>>385937869
>every single family gathering they get pissed and put the fucking Pogues on for the fiftieth time
Things literally no Irish person does here then
>>385937869
>irish people listen to the pogues
Do Anglos actually believe this?
PUBG ya gobshite
>>385937592
single most Irish post ITT coming through brainlets step aside
>>385938142
I said good game
>>385937592
>im so irish imPAP7T-5RCKI-JI45F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94iiL7UsIa8
im poor, live in a shithole, live down the street from a jobcentre, see burnt out cars everyweek and police are always patrolling the streets with armoured cars AND im a short drive away from stormont.
>>385938208
can the north still get eire passports? or is brexit stopping it? their websites crashed soon after it
>>385938319
>Bone complete package
Huh, thanks
>>385938319
any nordie can get an Irish passport
>>385932043
Isn't Rockstar North Scottish?
>>385938486
Is....is that Lurch?
>>385937592
literally %200 fullyLJLQJ-8VQY2-X3DE7NMKN7-A6EIJ-ZZE4X
>>385938486
time to save up for one then
>>385937592
i'm half irish mom is 100%. both parents from newfoundland which has a similar accent and culture apparently. I usually identify as english.
>>385938319
Right now it looks like the status quo will remain where every Nordie can freely get dual citizenship with Ireland abd the UK
>>385933930
architecture
cosy countrysides
free healthcare/free gibmedats
>>385933930
Plenty of mosques
Halal butchers never more than a 10 minute walk away
You can get people arrested for saying mean things about you on Twitter
>>385937592
>>385938627
south as fuck here, thanks for poker
>>385938627
always wanted to play TWD
you're a good lad fám
>>385938631
why would anyone identify as e*gl*sh
>>385938769
>>385936463
what the fuck are you on about lad, its overcast / rain 97% percent of the year, then one day in late june its sunny and every cunt and their marr is like "fuck me thas a sunny day bois."
>>385933793
Some iterations of the picture are packed with a sleeper in the picture's code. It's a nasty, advanced piece of scum that downloads simply by loading the image fully. The sleeper itself acts as a gateway for other nasties, creating a hole in anti-virus and generally fucking up your PC for good.
This picture seems alright though, it's not the usual filetype I see for that picture. I opened it earlier and looked at my antivirus so I'
>>385937592
NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NOgames for you
>>385931319
vvvvvv and super hexagon
>>385938951
because you identify through your paternal line when you are a mongrel, and the french comes from my grandmothers side. I'm not actually english, it's just convenient.
>>385938951
probably because we're one of the most important countries in the history of the world, and although not top dog anymore, we still sit at the big boys table on our own merits
Is it ok to be an eireaboo, fellas? I'm even looking for a way to learn irish, I just fucking love the literature, mythology, music and alcoholism.
>>385935297
>Unique cultural history due to Literally ruling the world
It's not even the only country that can claim that.
>>385939141
Don't bother, not even Irish people speak Irish anymore unless they're talking about prods while prods are around.
>>385939141
pro-tip: most Irish people don't speak the Irish language. You'll just come off as extremely tryhard if you're some yank trying to speak Irish to people here
>>385939107
>got them both
very kind of you northern brothers
Actually I don't know
at all
>>385939141
>eireboo
fuck off, ive gotten into voice chat with some of these fenian wanabees and they're mostly tweens with squaky ass voices who support communism and the IRA
>>385939259
you didnt get the third one?
>>385938631
>my mom is 100% Irish except for the fact she's Canadian
U wot m8?
>>385939324
>you didnt get the third one?
>>385939229
To be fair, the only other countries who can claim it had it happen thousands of years ago. The Empire is still fairly recent history, and kind of still exists in a very miniature form.
Any eireboo faggots are welcome to come to Dublin and meet me so I can box the head off you for being such a bender
>Irish or Scottish dude joins Discord
If by some sleight of hand I end up working at either of those places I'm gonna have a brain tumor, I can't understand a single fucking thing you people say.
>>385939324
I got the third one cheers
(a prod shite)
>>385939141
Kek, this is pathetic
>>385939326
Canadian isn't an ethnicity. The polish dudes born in ireland from migrant workers are not irish. Neither is the somali in sweden swedish.
It's probably made at least 3 good games.
fk jck
>>385939426
*grabs you by the neck*
back the fuck off buddy yeah???/
>>385939458
Irish isn't an ethnicity either.
>>385939438
prodestants are nice, ahve clean streets too. go to any catholic area and its literally like da's place in divis tower
alco father
unsuccessfull son
bitchy mother
benefits fraud
tracksuits
IRA
you are luck desu
>>385939324
>Not supporting the IRA
>>385939141
It will seem a bit tryhard if you can speak Irish. Maybe learn a few words or phrases to have a laugh about
>>385939632
aye mate I love me family
although I live in a catholic area and the streets are nice and clean
they don't know I'm a prod
>>385939717
Yeah, they sure are fighting the good fight by selling coke and breaking the kneecaps of the competition in their own estates, that'll show the huns.
>>385939632
t.
>>385931990
https://youtu.be/0PIt9R2GD8Q
>>385931920
It is, with him starting every video screaming TOP OF DA MORNIN TO YA LADDIES!
>>385939853
I meant the provos senpai
>>385932415
if we had voted for independence we would end up like Sweden: governed by absolute self-destructive leftist morons
>>385939458
>be irish
>last name is Fitzgerald
>start proclaiming yourself as a proud Norman because of your ancestry
>everyone laughs at you and thinks you're weird
>be american
>last name is O'Brien
>start calling yourself irish and saying how proud you are of your celtic heritage
>clap clap clap clap clap
>>385939886
Sure they're doing it under the umbrella of the UK, but they're still fucking Irish, that's your genepool lad.
>>385940020
>implying they're any different
Where you think my coke comes from? They're all just dealers now, you'd have to be either a junkie or a bitter retard to continue supporting these vermin.
>>385933201
t.north irish
>>385931501
>no mans sky
he said good games
>>385932415
Older people were worried about their pensions and financial security. Most youngsters voted for independence.
The dream is pretty much dead now because the SNP went full retard lefty and now Scots are voting Tory for the first time in decades.
>>385939717
>>385939717
>dad was in the IRA
>communist
no thanks
>>385939845
i live in a shithole
>>385939886
>live with catholic family and neighbours all my life
>cant hate them or else im a prodestant
i have first hand experience with them
>sister got beat for having a union jack
>hiding guns
>making bombs
>geting beat with the hurley bat
>ouldolls
i just hate them desu
>>385940162
>>385940020
>>385939853
>forces you to pay protection money or kneecaps your relatives*
nothin' personal boyo...
FF8 is officially /ourgame/
https://youtu.be/TMkTlCJKiew
I love Ireland.
>>385936034
>living on a beautiful island in the Atlantic ocean
You have clearly never been here
>ywn get a Rockstar open world game taking influence from Ulysses and Dubliners
>no comfy 1918 Dublin boozin' and brawlin'
>>385940162
No, I dont mean i support the IRA in their drug running shit they do now. I mean pre-good friday BRITS OUT IRA. I know they still did drug shit then but I dont mean that shit
>>385940292
>>sister got beat for having a union jack
>>geting beat with the hurley bat
>>making bombs
>>hiding guns
literally nothing wrong with any of this my man
>>385937847
t. Des Bishop
>>385940119
>your genepool
>they are settlers from scotland but it's your genepool
?????
>visit dublin
>literally thousands of junkies, beggars and people dressed like fucking retards
>>385940474
But that's all they do, they haven't been about 'Brits out' in decades. No one actually wants a united ireland anymore.
>>385937742
Neat we can both go beat him up for being a faggot
>>385940548
Sounds like every capital city m8.
>>385940548
>visit any capital city or big hub
>wonder why it's full of junkies, beggars and people dressed like fucking retards
first time leaving your mud-hut village, boy?
>>385940548
This. Cant go down any down any major street without one of these spacers asking you for jus a yuro bud
>>385940485
the only thing wrong with these things where it stopped, turns out sectarianism is a good thing for both sides in rearing children and promoting normal lifestyles
>this stops around 2008ish
>people start dying their hair bright colours
>gayness is accepted
>people getting fat and lazy
>hoods running rampant and not getting beat
>drugs everywhere
i want to go back
>tfw great country full of shite people
Gas Dub scum
Gas Limerick knackers
Gas the north
Braise EÃre
>>385940893
Gas Mayo
>>385938545
lmao you know him?
>>385933938
You don't know the half of it, mate.
Every ignorant yank keeps thinking Portugal is part of Spain/speaks Spanish.
>>385940893
>gas the north
PAKI TAOISEACH
GAY MARIGE
DIVERSITY
DUBLIN
STILL IN EU
NO SECTARIAN ISM
NO HATECRIMES
gas the south especialy D*blin
>>385940709
t. Ahmed Farruhk
>>385940893
It's a shit country
>shit openly corrupt government
>dead language kept on life support by elitists
>bastardized culture no one can take seriously
>virulent alcoholism everyone treats like a joke
>victim mentality and begrudgery rampant beyond control
>mythology literally about being invaded over and over again
>history is being culturally enriched from every corner of europe
>slowly being enriched by invading shitskins
>outside leinster smells of cow shit and inflated self importance
>inside leinster smells of pollution and inflated self importance
This place was always a dumping ground
>>385933938
Met some brit girl recently who asked if I lived in the Pale and genuinely though it was still a thing
>inb4 salty boggers
>>385941172
>tell how it it
>hurf durf mudslime
kys fám
>>385940528
They're both non-anglo, that's the real issue.
>>385941182
foreigners seem to love it though, especially grills
King (Candy crush devs) are based in Dublin.
Besides that, the only real studios in Ireland are all mobile IOS shits and offices for big publishers who use Ireland as a base of operations due to the tax laws.
With that being said though, a fuck ton of indie devs are starting to pop up all over the place now, I know at least three who're working on a game that I could only describe as a modern version of stronghold, no idea when they plan to release the Alpha though.
>>385939076
nice try
>>385937542
Of course there are. They have to try and prove that they're Irish up there.
>>385940548
Dublin is literally Calcutta-tier
fun thread guys the short answer is fuck all good ever really came from here.
Now I'm off to GA training because I've been emotionally blackmailed into playing for my club because its the 'heart' of muh community
>>385941359
this, only use this kip is is the accent it gave some select few men (discounting soft accented english/american south dubliners and sligo and that sort) the ability to actively M I C K foreign women with relative ease
Green>Blue
>mfw this thread when being from England
I wish I knewcaredmore about you lads, but they taught us fuck all about you in school and norn only became more relevant due to this DUP shit.
>>385941287
>(((Anglos)))
Irish people are dumb.
t. non Irish living in Ireland.
>>385941845
t. spanish
>>385941714
>CURRENT YEAR
>>385941845
Get off my island polski.
>>385941845
where you from cunt?
>>385941894
t. dumb irish
>>385941960
t. dumb iris-
Oh shit.
>>385941845
>>385939886
Is that MacAuley McKinney?
what do Irish think of american bands that try to be Irish like these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw
>>385941845
нeт
VIDEO GAMES
who goes to CEX here? why dont they ever check for games instead of just saying "i dont know"
who the fuck makes all these irish memes and wher can i find more?
>>385942065
that's Billy MacWilly tae yae
>>385935431
A lot of tourists never leave Dublin city which is sad, Dublin has many sights and history but it means nothing to you if you are not Irish.
For tourists the rest of Ireland is best, the Island is beautiful.
And partying in Ireland is a fucking waste, our night life is shit.
>>385941465
Most people just use Dublin as a place to wait things out until they can get the proper documentation to find better work in the UK or mainland Europe. I think the main reason why you don't see the same level of migrant chimpary in Ireland compared to everywhere else is simply due to the fact that it's hard to out-chimp the travelers, who pretty much control all organized and unorganized crime.
The shitskins get jobs at the local services and leave the chimping for someone, which is both good and bad.
>>385931620
which city?
>>385942084
Cringy as fuck, only fat "absolute madmen" listen to them here
>>385942020
I'll let you off this time, just because ta for the Witcher 3 lad.
>>385933308
>we voted to leave the EU
Scotland?
Vote to leave the EU?
M8 you have not a fucking clue do you.
>>385942084
Irish doing American music > Americans doing "Irish" music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtD7FYKo2ak
>>385942084
As embarrassing as Avril Lavine trying to be japanese
>>385932351
There are 2 cities and several fields in ireland so yeah
>>385942423
Tell my coworkers to stop being actually retarded.
>>385942157
>>385933139
Dublin, belfast, fields.
>>385939241
>>385939249
>>385939324
>>385939717
I don't even intend to speak to anyone, if I ever go to Ireland I'd speak english since I doubt I'll ever reach a good enough speaking level, is more about reading the sagas and poetry and that sort of thing.
[Spoiler]I also hope it gives me some help on ever finishing Finnegans Wake desu
>>385942653
where do you work?
>>385935638
dublin is a brit HOLE, even the north which is LITERALLY in the UK is closer to being the height of irish culture
>>385941003
If it's Lurch then yeah, lives in Omagh.
>>385942667
>>385942667
Aye bonefires are our culture
>>385931319
Some of the best drinking games known to mankind come from ireland. Thank you based ireland.
>>385936463
no we don't, we have thunderstorms in july you fucking moron we have maybe 5 days a year that are 30 degrees
>>385942959
Small world lad. Weird
Not him in the pic though
>>385942923
>the north
nah, it's pretty much boston up there as well, you try to hard to be Irish just like the yanks across the ocean.
>>385940468
>You can trigger bloomsday quests
>Oxen in the Sun becomes a bunch of mini games pastiching classics from different eras up until it becomes one of Rockstar meme open world games again
>One day people find files for a secret mini-game
>HotChipotle
>A sex game around fucking farts, windy ones and strong ones from your dirty little Nora
>>385943070
west brit
>>385934521
Well his mother is white after all.
>>385937414
You're nat even spelling that rite ya wee froot it's I'D KNACK YER BALLEEX IN SON
>its an irrelevant country community gathering thread on /v/
there are more sperm in my ballsack than there are people in ireland
>>385943026
>best drinking games known to mankind come from ireland
Like what? I don't know any Irish people who play drinking games other than Kings and beer pong.
>>385942674
>if I ever go to Ireland I'd speak english since I doubt I'll ever reach a good enough speaking level
m8 how many times do we have to tell you, nobody speaks Irish here
>>385943182
Jokes on you because the Irish aren't even people you sterile fuck.
>>385943036
I'm not really surprised that Lurch is fairly well known, he's a mad bastard.
>>385938319
>does brexit mean we aren't irish
you realize dual citizenship had nothing to do with the EU right?
>>385943169
Nat everyone spakes like a degenerate bonefire builder from shithole belfast.
>>385943208
And I wouldn't even try with people who do either, that's my point
>>385931319
The Irish have literally never contributed anything of value to the world. Micks are the scum of the earth
>chinks did a better job of building the railroad
>so stupid they starved when potato famine hit
>alcoholics and wife beaters because they're manlets and can't fight
>muh Ulysses
>their accents are disgusting
>lazy
>ugly
>awful genes
>cucked repeatedly by the brits
Ireland is a blight on humanity
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5f_ZyLhnmg
>>385937592
Not actually Irish. But I have a Irish grandmother on my mom's side that thinks the Sun and Moon are the same thing.
>>385943182
t. Tsung Ming
>>385943441
t. Bongistani
>>385943182
community threads are nice for nice countries, Ireland is nice
you're not nice
>>385943441
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/6490202/Irish-accent-beats-French-as-worlds-sexiest.html
No need to be upset harry
>>385940893
I love the "Black north" meme, sell us out then get mad at us for fighting to leave the UK, great meme desu
>>385943441
t. beady-eyed yellow-toothed Basil Fotherington
>>385943028
>>385939002
>>385937109
>>385936586
>Live in southern California
>Literally rest of the year is mostly sunny
>Only get rain every 2-3 months and it only lasts for a day
what the fuck
>>385943441
Adolescence is praising Dubliners as the peak of Irish art
Adulthood is praising Ulysses instead
Patricianhood is realizing Finnegans Wake is the peak of art as a whole
>>385943875
And sagehood is realizing Alan Wake is better than Finnegan's Wake
>>385943169
>spelling it wrong
fuck off lad, sop being a dubfag
>>385943349
i do, but you still have to type shit right, cant have people not understand you in speech and text
>>385943781
im brazilian, literally the best country on earth. we are uncucked and have never lost a single war. fuck off paddy.
>>385937592
Like
>>385943875
Its all a load of shite
>>385931620
Mecha and Matthew?
>>385943803
>paying any heed to obvious Galway posters
never once in all of my time browsing and my encounters with Irish people on this website have I ever seen a single ONE good poster from the wesht
>>385943875
>finnegans wake
>peak of art
>avant garde frankfurt era gimmicks
>art at all instead of the anti-thesis of art.
>>385939076
>opened it earlier and looked at my antivirus so I'
That's how candlejack works you fuckp
>>385944154
>>385943803
BALLAMURPHY
N
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G
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The Irish can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at "the captain's table", they get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting. They muck about. Imagine... the fear... of knowing you have an Irish man on board a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself "God... will I wake up and find everybody dead?" You can't run a ship like that.
>>385943875
Finnegans Wake is the denouement, the resolution, the end of art. There's not much point in trying to go beyond it, it's like someone showing you the end of your life and then making you live every day in the shadow of the knowledge of your death.
James Joyce was an ABSOLUTELY CERTIFIED MAD CUNT
>>385944154
>this man was a IRA commander
Post the dog one.
>>385937592
I eat a lot of potatoes
>>385944086
>pls cum 2 muh shanty town
>best country on earth
>>385944198
Have you ever actually read it? If you have a good ear for wordplay like portmanteaus and spoonerisms, and subvocalize when you read, the book becomes one of the funniest, most beautiful, most unique works of art you'll ever read
I wrote a few posts for /lit/ a while back going over a few paragraphs from the book and showing how to read them. I can post them here if anyone's interested
>>385944084
That's not even a dub thing, that's belfast
>>385944086
Despite the war thing (we never fought a real one either and were about to get our shit absolutely kicked by Germany if it wasn't for the US), Ireland seems a lot like Brazil in the general spirit of nothing working but everyone being OK with it while also keeping a half-real-half-fake outrage at the state of things, which was never good anyway.
>>385944086
t. drive-by fodder
>>385944467
really caps my knees
>>385944349
which one?
>>385944349
Don't know that one but have one of my favourites instead
>>385944481
imispelled dumb, im getting to into the nolan show
>>385944260
>le arse full of farts man
>>385944349
>brits were outsmarted by auld gerry
kek
>>385944247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJSrVNKnr0
>>385944609
I'm so pissed that that meme spread from out of /lit/ where people actually know Joyce for other reasons. Now he's just "le epic fart man" to the rest of the website and no one knows how brilliant he is
>>385944434
Yeah, we're fine thanks
>>385944086
>my country is better than your country
This entire planet is a shit heap
Are Gerry triggering some freestater scumbags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHkCqdGZhZg
Ballymun
>>385944434
It's incoherent nonsense. Pseudo-intellectuals try to make it coherent and when they fail proclaim it true art. It's the same shit Nietzsche pulled off with half his nonsense.
>posting on /lit/
go back
>>385944491
>and were about to get our shit absolutely kicked by Germany if it wasn't for the US
>being this bluepilled
>>385944805
>It's incoherent nonsense
>It's the same shit Nietzsche pulled off with half his nonsense.
aha
hahhahahaha
I'll let you get back to Stephen King now, anon
>>385944805
>incoherent nonsense
Sure if you're a brainlet
>tiny island of 4 million people
>we're invited into the White House every year and have an annual holiday celebrated the world over dedicated to getting shitfaced
>sexy as fuck accents
>probably one of the most loved nationalities abroad
>have produced one of the world's most influential rock bands (not U2)
>interesting mythology
we're fucking class lads
>>385944491
>we never fought a real one either and were about to get our shit absolutely kicked by Germany if it wasn't for the US
????
Germans were bros in both wars
>Since it was established in the reign of the original Queen Elizabeth, Trinity led a parallel existence to much of Irish society. It was for centuries a little patch of an imagined England in the heart of Dublin. That relationship could sometimes turn thorny, which it did on V-E Day, May 7, 1945. V-E signalled Victory in Europe for the Allies.
>As the news filtered through, a group of around 50 Trinity students celebrated wildly, hanging Union Jack flags from college buildings. This display didn't go down well with students at University College Dublin, the Catholic-Nationalist rival to Trinity. Legend has it that a band of students, led by a young Haughey, rushed to the scene in time to witness a "tired and emotional" Trinity student set fire to an Irish Tricolour. According to the same legend, Haughey got himself a Union Jack and set it alight in response.
>Things escalated. Swastikas, according to reports, began to appear from all directions and both the college grounds and the surrounding streets were engulfed in violent chaos. None of this was particularly new. The rulers of the newly established Free State had only settled on 'The Soldier's Song' as their national anthem in 1926 after members of Trinity College and the Royal Dublin Society persisted in loudly singing 'God Save the King' at official events.
>>385944973
Bag a cans with dee lads
Irish girls are top qts desu. That abomination of an accent sounds cute as fuck when a qt speaks it.
>>385944940
>>385944945
T. dumb people masquerading as "intellectuals"
>>385944973
U2 is shit
>>385944434
sure, post one
>>385945086
I'm not an intellectual, I just don't immediately give up and assume it's the art's fault, not mine, when I don't understand something right away
>>385945086
t. Hunger games and Harry Potter superfan
>>385944732
That meme didn't spread from /lit/, we've known about the fart thing for decades
>The rest of the world will never experience the glory
>>385932969
Because murdering one rando in the middle of the night and then hiding in the countryside untill the British government pardens you wouldn't make very compelling gameplay
>>385944434
>I wrote a few posts for /lit/
Who the fuck talks like that, you'd swear your shitposts were being published
>>385945085
>Irish girls are top qts desu
Don't lie on the internet
>the only good game from my country is S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>They stopped making S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>>385945085
>That abomination of an accent
There are a bunch of different Irish accents, retard
>>385945192
It's not art categorically. I never read the shit.
>>385945225
> reddit still triggered I called out rick and mortys favorite sophist.
>>385945405
By "for /lit/" I mean "for some people on /lit/"
They didn't believe me that it was easy to understand if you know what to be looking for
So I wrote the posts for them
>>385945473
Your shitty corrupt government killed GSC. Also Sergey is a faggot.
>>385945512
>It's not art categorically. I never read the shit.
>>385945405
People with their head all the way up their ass
>>385945497
Any one is grand apart from the Northern Irish accent
Nothing good comes from this country. Even the best of our beers serve only to fatten you up and kill you quicker. There is no joy here, no hope. No one dreams of making this country better, only of how fast they can leave. You all may think that I am some dramatic idiot, but that is only because I have lived in bleak, green, unending monotony. I want to get out.
>>385945614
There's more than one of those too. Someone from Newry sounds completely different from Belfast
>>385945284
>perpetually flat and tasteless as fuck
Lucozade is better and you know it
>>385945092
Which is why I specified (not U2)
>>385937993
If it's Christmas he has family gatherings he's not wrong in the slightest.
>>385945576
T.vapid relativist.
>>385945753
They are all shite though
>>385945110
>He addle liddle phifie Annie ugged the little craythur.
One of my favorite sentences in the whole book. "He had a little wifey and he hugged the little creature." "Annie" is both his wife's name and phonetically acts as "and he" to continue the sentence. I also know "craythur" is an Irish term for whiskey (used in the ballad, Finnegan's Wake) which addresses Finnegan's alcoholism with an image of him holding a bottle
>Wither hayre in honds tuck up your part inher.
"With her hair in hands, tuck up your part in her." Switching to second-person, implying a connection between the reader and Finnegan, it describes him roughly making love to his wife, also making use of the word "wither" to imply something dying or failing. "inher" could be a pun on "inherent."
> Oftwhile balbulous, mithre ahead, with goodly trowel in grasp and ivoroiled overalls which he habitacularly fondseed,
I believe this is simultaneously talking about her clothing and her breasts or ass under them, and how he "habitucularly" (habitually + particularly) "fondseed" (fancied + fond + seed (semen)) them.
>like Haroun Childeric Eggeberth he would caligulate by multiplicab-les the alltitude and malltitude until he seesaw by neatlight of the liquor wheretwin 'twas born,
This is more cryptic but after another HCE reference, I believe it's referencing his lewd thoughts about his wife's body which were multiplied by his drinking of liquor.
>>385945754
>liking Lucozade's new neutered as fuck recipe that has all the sugar taken out
I'd chug litres of that stuff if someone would let me before but I wouldn't touch it now
>>385945754
>lucozade
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
(vomits)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
its shit now, they fucked up the flavour, remember drinking so much lucozade cola i vomited and drank some more
>>385941135
sup faggot, i'm british
you're legally required to suck my dick, norn iron scum
>>385935372
obligatory
>>385945842
Craythur is slang for child you fucking pseud
>>385945934
>accepts that e*reland is fucking shit and full of pakis
fells good being %98.5 white and catholic
>>385931501
If anything those set Ireland back
Now the potatoniggers are at -2
>>385946090
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=craythur
>>385946093
you're going to be 100% white when i jizz all over your mongoloid face
I like how it was commonly accepted that this thread was never going to be about video games.
>>385946218
>paki
>having white jizz
lmao
A fuckload of surrealist, underground games come from Ireland, particularly from one dev who I'm fairly certain does meth when he designs games.
>>385946590
So, they haven't ?
>>385945842
>non-irish trying to interpret Joyce
kek give up lad
>>385946274
>mfw I'm Irish and I just started this thread so /v/ would notice us
>>385931319
LOLZ IRISH PPL - POTATOES & GUINNESS
>>385946947
>>385932043
all the tech companies left do to massive taxation.
>>385937592
The GAA is the biggest fucking joke in this country.
>>385946947
(tú)
>>385935435
Ireland was basically the European equivalent of Korea when it came to offloading animation stuff. Loads of cartoons back in the day were animated there.
>>385937592
chicken, broc, and mash, 4x a week growing up.
>>385937592
My mother's still got the paperwork proving her mother and her father's grandparents both got off the boat. And straight down that entire line they're all ginger and blonde.
>>385946947
>>385946947
>>385937592
Im not sure why someone would willingly let someone know they are a potatonigger or even have potatonigger genes
Seems like something you would want to hide at all cost
>>385947224
KILL yourself
>>385945934
how about i turn your house into a car park instead faggot?
>>385941226
Well people do still use the Pale as slang to talk about the satellite counties of Dublin
>>385939717
I can't support the IRA ever since I heard the story about how their jury-rigged rocket launchers required those storebought pastries to function and when they tried to use one, it didn't work because someone took out the cakes to eat them. Any organization that sufficiently stupid does not warrant much in the way of support.
>>385948507
>pastry-rigged rockets
Tell me more
>>385938631
Both of your parents are Canadian
> I usually identify as english.
Fuck off you stupid twat
>>385948773
Basically jury-rigged out of cooking equipment, this is a recoilless grenade launcher. One of the mechanisms is just a tin can. I'm not kidding. To compensate for recoil, they used the super soft digestive biscuits in a rag.
As descrtibed from Firearms Blog:
>To the rear of the launcher was placed the ‘counter-shot’, incorporated to utilize the recoilless principle (Reduced to as little as a .22lr rifle’s, according to some!). This consisted of two packets of digestive tea biscuits, wrapped in j-cloth…. an interesting forensic aftermath of course ensues!
Basically one attack was stopped because some motherfucker was hungry for McVitie's.
>>385948507
you haven't heard about the time they stole a submarine without knowing how to drive it then
>>385949897
>he's never taken a submarine for a shpin
>>385936034
>Nothing but fucking fields
yeah, nah. Irish country get real boring fast
>>385951687
>townie knowledge of the world outside their hovel
>>385952330
>implying it doesn't
This is from someone living beside farms. It's boring.
>>385952330
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_forest_area
11% forest coverage, NORN IRON with FUCKING 6%.
The British were right with the famine desu.
They haven't produced a single good anything, it's why they're still so butthurt towards the Brits, since those guys have actually contributed to mankind while the potatoniggers sperg out and throw spuds at each other.
>>385952703
>brits cut down forests to build their autistic navy
>>"The British were right with the famine"
West brit scumbag.
>>385952816
>>385952871
PAPEL SCUM OUT! NEVER NEVER NEVERRAARRRR.
>>385952968
Sounds like the words of a salty frog tbqh.
Not our fault you lads are so cucked you have to borrow American bombers just to attack ISIS after they drive a lorry through your city.
But I jest, we can't get bitchy at each other, we're the ones who will have to shit on the Krauts together when they eventually stab you gullible fucks in the back, again.
>>385953109
>prods
>preach a "religion" of peace
>do nothing but wage constant wars to show your vision of an abstract concept is the most relevant
>>385953487
>be Catholic
>complain about Protestant warmongering
>meanwhile what are the Crusades
Fucking idiot, both are retarded.
>>385953352
>Not our fault you lads are so cucked you have to borrow American bombers just to attack ISIS after they drive a lorry through your city.
????
Ireland has 0 games and 26 counties
>>385953487
>cathocuck
>use children and civilians as human shields
.>WOW PRODS ARE MONSTERS
>>385953793
>so cucked has to use a Irish symbol for the middle of his flag but insists they aren't irish
>>385953793
>Ireland has 0 games
Is that why Sony are so popular here?
>>385953867
WE WARNED THEM BEFORE HAAAAAAAND!!!!
>>385931319Mabinogi
I fucking despise these threads, it's not even because I'm Irish.
It's just 400 posts of "GUINNESS, POTATO, LOLIRA!!!!!!" and ironic shitposting from people pretending to be British.
Anyone that posted anything in relation to the above please kys
>>385953793
england flag with a jewish star a wee crown and a gaelic fenian symbol kek
kys hun scum
>>385953902
Silly fenian, don't you know that Ulster was never ever Irish? Ian Paisley is the direct descendant of Egyptian and Jewish royalty.
>>385939107
Made me chuckle
>>385934561
t. non-white.
>>385954164
>was shitpost for yous
>didnt make it into the screencap
o-okay
>>385942020
Fuck off Mateusz
nope, honestly come to think of it they haven't contributed anything to the world other than cheap labor in america.
the irish are basically white niggers, they claim all the achievements of white europeans while actually contributing nothing.
>>385955867
>they claim all the achievements of white europeans while actually contributing nothing
Actually that's n*rdics.
Funnily enough they also claim the Irish-made Celtic cross as their symbol.
>>385935789
Utter dregs.
>>385935789
>scangers
??? you mean scroungers right?
>>385956069
WË WÜZ KANGZ N SHIÊET
why do the irish come across as miserable all the time?
nice accent tho
>>385957156
It's a long story
>>385957156
"To be Irish is to know, in the end, the world will break your heart"
>>385938951
>e*gl*sh
>>385941135
>D*blin
>>385946093
>e*reland
>>385956069
>n*rdics
hi plebbit
>>385937592
I have both an Irish passport and an American passport for easy burger smuggling operations.
Americans pay top dollar for Supermacs.
>>385957732
I hate irish ppl desu
>>385937592
but im Germanand Croatian
>>385957470
(Y*u)
>>385957872
I just hate Dublin, the rest is OK.
>>385944667
Was in Belfast a week ago and I found this place.
>>385946590
recommend some?
Don't mind this guy though, he's just producing some of the best music in existence.
>>385959156
Burn it down.
Has anyone mentioned "The Saboteur"? Don't think we made it though.
>>385938208
Good suff.
>>385947220
Is this an ironic statement or something? Facebook and Apple moved to Ireland because of tax loopholes.
>>385959156
More like Kretin amirite?
>>385937592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4v6aNjGFFk
>>385938631
>both parents from newfoundland
>from newfoundland
> I usually identify as english.
wat
>>385960042
>Richard David James
yeah, real irish name right there
>>385953793
Bomberman.
>>385944135
This
>>385937742
do you live in a rough area, I always explain to my friends that hes in a magical land far away called the north side of dublin, full of danger and adventure.
Im a posh sandymount person
>>385964406
Not the guy but I live in Coolock myself, it's not too bad, Darndale is worse.
It might just be that I know all of the scum personally though so I could be biased.
>>385939632
>Prods have clean streets
Apart from the painted kerbstones and empty buckfast bottles of course
>>385964727
ok, do you know matthew?
>>385942020
I've only met one polski that wasn't a complete faggot so far. There was one pole in my school that stank up any room he was in and he failed maths in his leaving cert. Polish women are generally pretty hot though
>>385965193
No. But to be fair, I'm not even sure what he looks like so for all I know I could walk past him.
>>385931559
You mean you tried to, failed miserably, and then brought in German devs to make the proper tech
>>385965280
talk about the wonderfull 101 and then he'll appear
>>385934936
>Eurocucks are so retarded they actually think America is the only country without three colored stripes for a flag
>>385964406
North Dublin has places like Malahide, Howth and Sutton. South Dublin has some of the worst areas in the city like Clondalkin and Ballyfermot. Both sides of the river have their shite areas
>>385966307
i was only joking, i understand that completely
we're stuck with tallaght anyway
Who /BRICKER/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdq4M82e_Tc
>>385931319
Mario