>tfw brainlet >tfw can't play grand strategy

>>385921338
Whats her name?

Games like CIV and EU always put me to sleep. They feel like work. Its a shame because I like history

>>385921338
Lol, total war

>>385921338
I just can't be fucked to go for something that requires that much of a time investment. 250+ hours to really get decent at it. That's ten smaller games. Same reason I don't touch Monster Hunter.

>>385921338
Thought so myself too but recently I tried CK2 and after dicking around for a few days I've got the hang of it.

>>385921573

Imbecile without free time, you deserve it.

>>385921395
Best witch

>>385921395
ruined by her hero

>there are niggas who can't play eu4
laugh out loud

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>>385921395
Akko the Autistic "Yay!" Witch

>>385923410
What did she mean by this?

>>385923561
She wants to scissor with Shining Chariot.

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>>385923083
But that's wrong

>>385921338
don't lump total war in with menu-click. it actually has gameplay.

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>>385923943
Whoa there friend, you might wanna slow down.

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>>385921338
I'm a brainlet and have 300 hours of CK2.
My secret is that I just cheat.

>>385924514
It's not even that hard to understand once you've gotten the hang of it

>>385921338
I recommend anyone who's never played a Total War game to play the first Rome: Total War, you'll learn everything you need to know from its tutorial. From there just fuck around with custom battles and the Grand Campaign until you get the hang of it and the addiction kicks in.

Everything afterwards just feels like a variant of Rome. Not that that is a bad thing, I wish I could play the first Rome but with Rome 2's unit replenishment system.

>>385921564
>They feel like work.
How?
What is your job?

>>385923561
She simply forgot to wear underwear and doesn't even realise why that's bad

Play xcom or cities skylines

How do I get into Meiou and Taxes?
I know EU4 but that mod seems so fucking complex

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>>385921338
>Tfw you will never know the glory of creating a Byzablob


I'm sorry, anon.

>>385927126
Death and Taxes is shit.

MEIOU is ok.

>>385927254
>Dat Georgia

>>385921338
So I haven't watched this yet, is she gay or not? I've received conflicting reports.

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>>385921564
>feel like work
It's only work if you're not having autistic amounts of fun
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1syVzNITq6_ddv7zHvjuesHv4jxXepzk3AiUMTBXkp-Y/edit?usp=drivesdk

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>>385928125
Do you think this is gay?

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>>385928221
Am I being graded on my answers?

>>385927254
This is why I avoid grand strategy. It's literally as fake as RISK.

>>385921338
Play shogun 2, it's pretty easy compared to the other games and because it's pretty balanced you can get away with a lot of different army comps and still have a chance of winning.

Sure you can easymode and stack bow monks with naginatas, but depending on the faction you play you can get away with some pretty cool armies.

>>385928221
Girls loving girls is not gay, as long as they also love boys

>>385928459
>loving boys
Ew gross

>>385928459
But that is gay, it just means they're also straight

>>385928489
Now who's the gay?

>>385928405
This, Shogun 2 was when it "clicked" for me (played medieval 2 a fair bit but it never really grabbed me)

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>>385928459
Girls can't love girls

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>>385928542
You, you weirdo boy-lover. Boys aren't for dating they're for bullying

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>>385928650
They can and they should

>>385928571
I just genuinely don't like any of the other games. the UI is much cleaner and it's not like rome or attila where some factions are just entirely useless.

>>385928221
>tfw you'll never be a cute lesbian witch among cute lesbian witches
I'm already dead inside

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>>385921338
/v/ says that mobas are easy but i'm too dumb to play them

>>385928664
Girls deserve bullying at every instance, boys only deserve bullying if they are manlets or traps

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>>385928664
Fuck you boys are great

>>385928881
Look at that thing. How can you say it's not for bullying?

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>tfw too dumb to play card games like Hearthstone

>>385928857
Manly, sullen and strong guys are the most fun to bully, though

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>>385928918
because they're for sex

>>385924885
To conquer the world.

>>385929068
Sex with a boy isn't love it's just a more forceful form of bullying.

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I wish lwa autism would stop leaking outside of their containment general.

>>385924514
>cheat
How's your cheat game, anon?
I make my PC immortal, celibate, and type in all the positive traits, then I rule the Kingdom of Arlet from Barcelona in the southwest to Pisa in the southeast for the rest of my life.

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>>385928326
What's soo fake about it?

>>385921338

You could probably do it, it won't be easy but if you compartmentalize and are determined you can stretch your working memory

>>385921338
I only play TWs. Never liked grand strategy vidya tho, feels more like you're just watching something play by iteself imo.

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>>385929147
I don't know what you mean

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>>385921395

Not Lotte

>>385921338
You're overthinking it. Most of the time people think you gotta go for mass Death Note-esque plot twist victories where you think 20 steps in advance of the opponent and fuck them over with raw strategic wit. That's wrong, and extremely unlikely unless you have near-perfect starting conditions. If you want to win just find one aspect of your faction that's good and abuse the fuck out of it and pray you come out on top just like irl

>>385928946
hearthstone does not require a brain to play. Just use decks that you find on the internet and copy the strategy that they will post alongside them.

>>385929305
Jesus christ, how horrifying

>>385929147
>containment general
It's still going? jesus christ

>>385929068
I wanna fuck that cat

>>385929305
WE WUAZU LUAMANS N SHITO

>>385924496
>60% of her dialogue is "shrooms"
>j-japan can into writing I swear!

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>>385929759
They always find some autistic reason to keep them going.

>>385929229
I give myself infinite shekels and try to make every important noble to belong to my dynasty.
I thought it would be easier but your own kin is always the most backstabbing.

>>385927254
STOP POSTING THIS EVERYWHERE

>>385923410
do not lewd the autismo

>>385929404
>that doujin in which Akko grows a dick and Lotte gets plowed

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>tfw when to inteliicigent fir grand stratagy

>>385930010
Everytime I try that, my daughter would always get assasinated when the husband gets a title. So, I waged war after war to reclaim my grandkid's rightful land, and then my grandkid's would fuck it up and lose back the land :^)

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>>385929759

>implying anything will stop the tism

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>>385930280
Tell me more

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so what are are they all drinking?

>>385930520
My semen

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>>385930602
>Bloody semen
You should go see a doctor anon.

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>>385930280
>that lotte/barbara pic

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>>385930520
red hair dye. full of chemicals that turn the little witches gay

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>tfw enjoy complex fighting games and grand strategy
>tfw can't follow the story in most games

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>>385930520
>Red haired Ursula

>>385930397
yeah, it's always that bad, I usually just wait until my daughters get male children and give the land to them.

It's really hard to keep everything in the family. Always outsiders pop-up and steal land here and there.

>>385930518
Great artwork. Just search for the series on nhentai.

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>>385930937
Its her natural color you dummy.

>>385930996
Yes, and she also has blue hair for 95% of the show

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>>385930972

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>>385931145
I dont mind either color to be honest.

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>>385931337
Ursula is not gay, dumbass.

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>>385931404
There is nothing gay about any of this.

>>385928125
Gay by /a/ standards? Absolutely. Show's full of yuri bait but there's also a male acquaintance that's close ish so it could go either way.

>>385931737
It doesn't help that the voice actor for the lead character absolutely adores the other girl and acts just like the character she plays. I'm not kidding, she and most of the staff went very in on the lead and that girl's relationship

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>>385931737
nobody liked this cunt so they wrote him off

>>385930280
panda link plox

>>385932109
It's like one of the only doujin of LWA on EX. Just go look it up yourself, it's the one that has the most translations.

>>385931930
Never forget
>I think Andrew is a friend but as long as Akko has Diana and Ursula she'll be okay
Comment completely unprompted yet BTFO the few andrewfags around, Akko didn't even say "I love you" to him, another character got that honor

>>385928143
>113 pages
wew lad. This is motivation for my own autism.

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>>385932660
But I'm lazy.

>those weebs trying to derail the thread
Why is this allowed?

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>It's another stealth /a/ thread which hits bump limit episode

>>385933494
>>385933652
>Hating anime
Why are you here

>>385933895
Why are YOU here?
Fuck off back to /a/ weeb scum

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>a trying to derail another /v/ thread
>too retarded to even post best witch

>>385933494
Damn OP, derailing the thread. Fuck that weeb

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>>385934015
>Posting a meme witch

What does doki doki waku waku mean?

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>>385934015
>>385934126
Honestly only reason why they had that autistic midget was to get the TTGL reference out.

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>>385933137
I am sorry anon, I won't spoonfeed you.

>>385934335
the pleasure of being cummed inside

>no comfy grand strategy thread
>it's an autistic fap to drawings thread
Shame

>>385928850
They are shit anyway. Don't bother.

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Was he the most likable character?

>>385930520
Chumlee's piss

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>>385937575

WILL THE GAME HAVE REAL UPSKIRTS OR THAT WEIRD RED VOID LIKE IN THE ANIME?

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>>385938136
Its meant for kids, what do you think?

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>>385924496
Finally someone with decent taste ITT

>>385929147
>implying this wasn't a containment thread in disguise.

>>385929404
>Japanese Chuckie Finster (female)

Prove me wrong.

"Gee, I don't know...Akko"

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>>385921338
>be smart
>don't want to play strategies
>tfw want to play fancy reaction based characters in fighting games but my mechanics are pure dogshit
just fucking end me already