GOTY CONFIRMED https://www.gamespot.com/articles/m ariorabbi

>>385908441

>the usual suspects with their paid-off reviews
I miss gamergate

>>385908637
>Time
>Huffington Post
>Paid video game reviews

????

>>385908717
>believing time and huffington post to be trustworthy in any way

goddamn, what world do you live in?

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>Mario game popular with Normies

Stop the presses

>switch owners being so desperate that they'll claim a rabbids game is GOTY

It looks good but the actual combat systems and stuff don't seem particularly complex

What's wrong with rabbids?
Legit question, i don't even know where they are from

>>385909218
Characters made for shovelware that temporarily hijacked and almost killed the Rayman series.

Please delete this garbage shilling thread.

>>385909218
Not much, they killed Rayman.
It's like of all the future zelda games were now Tingle games

>>385908441

Gamespot cites this as a masterpiece of tactical thinking:
>"I think we need Mario because he's got the best gun."
>"Hmm, but Rabbid Peach is a great healer, and if we stick together then Peach's area heal ability could be vital."
>"Rabbid Luigi is a great defensive player though…"
>"Nope, we definitely need Luigi's massive sniper rifle."

A level of tactics equal to rock, paper, scissors, and they call it: "Discussing military tactics".

This is the most cringeworthy thing i've ever read. jesus.

>>385908441
>articles littered with overly-positive adjectives and zero criticism.

cool. disregarded.

>>385908441
>Ubishit

>>385909218

It's the height of shovelware trash gaming, really.

>>385908441
Reminder that the leaked insider info literally had "CONVINCE MEDIA/GAMERS" as part of their plan

>>385909218
They're the proto minions basically.

Man its pretty obvious that most european countries have summer vacations because the underage shitposting is rampant again.

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>>385908441
>At its core, Mario + Rabbids involves turn-based battles of a piece with archetypal games like X-COM: UFO Defense and Jagged Alliance.

Was it confirmed that there are more playable characters than Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Peach and their rabbids variants ?

>gamespot
Ah yes, the people who said NSMBW was "Contra hard"

>>385908441
How come all these stupid shill articles end the same way?

>"Does Mario's world invaded by Rabbids make for compelling fiction? I'm left wondering, but then I'm not sure story in a game that lets you head-bounce off teammates matters when the gameplay itself is this clever and entertaining."

>criticism doesn't matter, fun fun fun

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>GameSpot
>Mario+Rabbids is really f****** hard. Like, really, really hard.
>GameSpot said this
Game confirmed piss easy.

>>385909969

>Mario + Rabbids may not be as comprehensive as the turn-based strategy genre's exemplars, but the demo was easy to absorb and tactically engaging, which should lure casual players

>t. time magazine

>>385908717
>toddlers respect huffpo now

Hilarious.

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>>385908441
>>385909328
>>385909873
>>385909969

>rabbids

No.

>"it's easy but also hard!"
>"it's colourful and accessible but also satisfies hardcore gamers!"
>"it's short but also long enough!"
>etc
>etc

When will people stop falling for bought-off journalies?

>>385909193
It's a notch under XCOM, but really not that different. Mario has Overwatch as a special power for example.

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>>385909636

>>385910208

>bothering to dox someone on /v/
real

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>>385909218
Nothing exactly, but they are from a bunch of Party games on the Wii, the first being okay, but the rest being bad.

People hate it for "killing" Rayman, even though he had two excellent games recently.

>>385909218
It's a Ubisoft game, aka cancer

>Kids are online and shit on people pre reviwng a Nintendo game
>Would open threads about a Sony exclusive 2 seconds later after Gamespot told them how good its going to be

Lel

>>385910297
>recently
Legends is 4 years old.
Origins 6.

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>>385909757
DK was hinted at, but we dont know if he will be only a Villain or a character too.

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>GOTY CONFIRMED

WHY ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING THIS LIKE ZELDA ISN'T OUT? NO GAME WILL GET A 97 THIS FUCKING YEAR.

Zelda>Mario

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>>385910349
4 years is recent for Rayman. The guy only had 3 real games before Rabbids.

>>385909218
It's a shovelware French "lol so randum" franchise, similar to minions
The only decent rabbids game I can think of is the one where try getting to the moon and shit

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>>385910373
Just because Zelda is the better rated game, does not mean it cant be voted over.

DOOM won all the /v/ga awards for 2016 even if there was higher rated games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh9DdRKk_4I

>tfw this is best looking game on the switch

What engine are they using for this?

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>>385910537
Snowdrop

>>385910365
I want to see DK as a main antagonist again, but of course Nintendo's fixed it with their deepest lore that this particular Donkey Kong has always been friends with Mario except for those games that we don't talk about.

>>385910349
I know at your age, 4 years is 1/4 of your life and thus seems like an awful lot of time, but it really isn't.

>>385910635
Kranky Kong is the one who kidnapped Pauline yeah

>>385908637
ah yeah, I forgot how much GameSpot loves Nintendo games. just look at that DKCTF score

>>385910519
But Zelda is literally good though, literally everyone rates BOTW highly, there's no way anything is gonna get the award, you gotta be smoking crack if you think nobody is gonna vote for it.

Seeing people praise this game that's coming out on my birthday fills me with hate.

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>>385910848
Depend. Zelda will probably not win Syria Award for best RPG.

And Rabbids has a chance to get the Whites move First award. What other strategy game came out so far? XCOM 2 DLC?

>>385911074
Don't matter, Zelda will get the overall best game of the year award,

>>385911328
Maybe, Maybe not.

>>385910825

Three years ago, and you're still harping on about it.

>>385911439
There's no "maybe" retard. It's has the most perfect scores of all time. Plus, it's always an open world game that wins GOTY. It'll be SMO and BotW that wins everything.

>>385908441
>hyping Mario Raving Rabbids
Let's talk about desperation.

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Say sorry to the director!

>gearbox

So far:

>Zelda BotW will be shit guys because they changed the Zelda formula
>Guys ARMS will be shit i swear
>Splatoon 2 is just a rehash and will be scored fucking low and who wants to play this crap game anyways

We are currently here
>Rabbids x Mario is a fucking disgusting this will fail so horribly
>Super Mario Odyssey is an bland open world game that will be a disaster

>>385909328
>implying war isnt just rock paper scissors tactics.
>implying war isnt about having bigger, stronger scissor blades to overcome rocks

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>>385908441
>>385908717
>Huffington Post

That just further proves Ubisoft is knee deep in thhat Cultural Marxism propaganda bog.

If Nintendo fans really make this game a success, I will forever lose hope in that fanbase. Not only is it a shitty propaganda game by the most horrible developer in this world, it's also a test to see if Nintendo fans buy third party games only if NIntendo stuff is in them.

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>>385909218
They are the most Tzeentchian motherfuckers to ever grace gaming.
Even now, they are working exactly as intended, on a scale noboody can imagine.

>>385911794
All those games decent except this Ubisoft cancer. Please have some dignity.

I will never even understand why Nintendo gave it their OK. This crossover makes zero sense. Zero. Mario looks like a foreign body in every screenshot witht he Rabbids.

>>385911794
>Splatoon 2 is just a rehash
I swear this 1.5 bullshit is the most retarded shit I've ever seen. It's like saying Pokemon is niche.

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>this shit will probably sell decently because of mario and be included in many 'must have switch games' lists
fuck this gay earth

>>385911972

>implying war isnt just rock paper scissors tactics
This has to be the stupidest thing i've ever read. All in defence of a gamespot paid review of a rabbids game. Well done.

>>385912069
What's bad about it?

AHHHH NOOO!!!!
THIS GAME WAS MEANT TO FAIL AND BE BAD!

latest trailer looks fucking awesome

>>385912216
Or because the game is actually decent and the inclusion of rabbids doesn't make it a bad game.

>>385912396
SJW propaganda, shit humor, boring, repetitive gameplay, a crossover that just makes no sense.

>>385911756
Sorry crying man. I'll buy your game when I'm finished with Sonic Mania.

>>385909218
Fuck off underage

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>>385912620
Their other games are SJW propaganda, sure, but that doesn't apply to a Mario game of all things.

>>385908717
Nigha...

Huffington Post is paid click bait. Time doesnt know shit about video games.

>>385909218
What's not wrong with Rabbids?
Exactly.

>>385912620
Tales from your ass maybe

Is kingdom battle the dark souls of rayman games?

NO
THIS GAME CAN'T BE GOOD AND HERE ARE 10 DIFFERENT POSSIBLE REASONS WHY

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>>385912563
>ubisoft
>rabbids
>decent

Anywhere else, if you were going to accuse someone of being a subversive shill, the burden of proof would be on you.

But not on /v/. On /v/ you can just call someone a shill and it's automatically assumed to be factual.

>>385908441
>Reviewers
>Praising difficulty

I dunno, it some how feels less real without reviewers saying "1/10, too hard and unforgiving" like they did with tropical freeze. I feel like that is the moment that you can tell that its a genuinely good game, when it gets reviewers complaining. But I didn't click any links though. To anyone who did, are any of the reviewers complaining about the difficulty instead of praising it?

>>385912069
It's going to be a success by the fact the that normies will think it's a Nintendo game and children love retarded annoying animals.

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>This thread
Keep the fight alive.

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>>385908441
>dumbed down open world ARPG
>dumbed down racing game
>dumbed down waggle fighting game
>dumbed down multiplayer TPS
>and now, dumbed down tactical TBRPG
>b-but they are all comfy and dumb-fun and colourful and funny and...and...

We are living in the era where the term Nintendo Hard no longer applies to all modern Nu-tendo games as they continue to ditch the gamers to pander to little Johnnies and Gina the Gamergurls. Which genre is Nu-tendo gonna casualize next?

>>385913101
>nu-
Oh hi

>>385908441
Why do game reviewers even bother talking about difficulty? Most of them play on easy so it's impossible to take them seriously when they say the game is difficult.

>>385913101
Please avoid using my grandfatheru in your shitposts

>>385913101
I'll bite. What's dumbed down about the genres you mentioned?

>>385913241
Or they play half of a game, then put up a review acting like they played the full game.
Or they just copy and paste a review from someone else, almost word for word, and act like its their own review.
Or they act very harsh and negative towards a game in a review, and then give it some contradicting high score.
Or they wait until a large number of reviews have come out, just so they can put up their review so it can be exactly the opposite of what the majority is saying, just so they can get attention from having such a massively different opinion.
Basically everything this e celeb shithead said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG2dXobAXLI

>>385912904
if it's western difficulty they're fine with it, if it's Japanese difficulty they don't know how to deal with it.

>>385913101
disregarding the extreme decline of quality in nintendo games, mario+rabbids is made by ubisoft. they never had any reputation to lose

http://nintendoeverything.com/ubisoft-was-surprised-by-ease-of-switch-development-while-making-mario-rabbids-no-issues-with-snowdrop-engine/

The fact that a engine that's designed for open world managed to run on the switch with little issue is amazing. Massive's programming is fantastic, now if only we get a new RTS from them.

>>385910340
t. nintenbro

>>385913614
Well, he's wrong. He attacks them yet he's guilty of the thing he's accusing them of.

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>>385913614
>this entire post
please just go back

>>385912069
I was at ubi private conference (working as a tech for the thing). They are so blatantly delusionnal about themselves. They honnestly think watch dog 3 is gonna be a huge success.

>>385908717
>Huffpo and Time
>Trustworthy
Nigga what?

>>385908441
Looks like typical pre-release hype to me, hard to take any of it seriously. I will wait until the game releases to get more meaningful opinions. I'm expecting it to be mediocre/forgettable.

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>>385909636
Kill yourself you disgusting subhuman.

>>385911074
Uhh... Warhammer Total War?

>>385911601
I'm gonna laugh when it loses to fucking Horizon or some shit.

>>385914185
Who do you think votes for the GOTY awards? Critics and magazines. They've already said HZD was "pre-Zelda" so that should tell you something.

>>385910537

I love how the game looks close up, and the Mario character models look like N64 era promotional art in real time. How did they do it?

>>385913893
Anon if you think it isn't going to be a huge success you are the delusional one

>>385908441
How the FUCK is nintendo the only brand left willing to create games that satirize SJWs and mock political correctedness

>>385911794
>Guys ARMS will be shit i swear

but it was?

>>385914431
They don't do either of those things.

No, Link crossdressing was not satirizing anything.

>>385914452
I don't think its shit but rather mediocre and lacking content at launch

>>385914485
gee lets have a fighting game with no worthwhile party mode
all 3+ player modes are shit
no items like in smash bros to keep fights moving along chaotically instead of degenerating

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>>385914328
>the delusion
>the arrogance
Kek

Skyward Sword and TP got the same level of hype and praise and neither won anythin.

>>385914575
The fights are short as fuck so it doesn't really need moving around. I agree with the rest though, but that doesn't make the game outright bad. The core is pretty fun imo

>>385914431
this >>385914474
It's not that Nintendo are waving their dicks at SJW, it's that they actually have no idea what's going on in the west at all
It took them a decade to realise phone apps exist

>>385908637
Gamergate was about game reviews for about 5 minutes m8

>>385914603
no, no they didn't.

>>385914603
>same level of hype and praise
None of them got a 97 though?? And only TP had as much hype as BOTW. Judging by your webm none of the souls game should ever get GOTY but they do so...

Zelda will win followed by horizon although Nier is better than both

>>385909316
Rosy Rupeeland was actually good though.

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>>385914732
And Metacritic scores matter becauuuuse?

>Souls
Souls doesn't have broken combat, sorry.

>>385908441

>designed by an italian

wew lad can't wait for the obligatory opera singer character and indirect swearing against unknown deities

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>>385910634
>Grant Kirkhope

>>385914710
Yes they did, sorry you started gaming 3 years ago, but they did. 8.8 was Wiigen's 7/10.

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>>385914603
I'm just telling you what critics said about HZD. One of them said it was forgettable. Many people have said botw is the greatest game of all time and for good reason. TP and SS didn't get 98.

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>>385914880
>Souls doesn't have broken combat, sorry.

>>385914880
>And Metacritic scores matter becauuuuse?
Because critics vote for game of the year, retard. How fucking old are you? 7?

>>385914939
>TP and SS didn't get 98.
And neither did BotW you delusional fanboy.

>>385914880
>souls don't have broken combat
What did anon mean by this??

>>385914939

Always makes me wonder if we were playing different games. BOTW was okay, but no more than a 7/10 and not good as an open world game..

>>385914880
>>385914880
>Souls doesn't have broken combat, sorry.
s_h_o_c_k_w_a_v_e_s.webm

>>385915260
>not good as an open world game
Care to elaborate?

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>>385915260
I've heard that since it launched

>>385915219
>did
Welp you just discredited your own argument. It did get 98, but now it is a 97.

>>385915260
>7/10
I swear every single good release is a 7/10 to /v/. Every single one. It pops up for Nier, Persona and Bloodborne too. Why this score? Better than average but not good? I rustles my jimmies slightly

>>385915226
did your phone auto-correct it to "don't"?

When does the review embargo lift?

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>>385915331
>you HAVE to type my autism word for word!

>>385915313

After a certain point, you start to realise how empty the world is, with only korok seeds left. It's just not dynamic enough to warrant being an open world, instead of just non-linear.

>>385914880
>>souls doesn't have broken combat, sorry
Insert any DS grab attack here

>>385915317

>don't worship a game as the best thing ever
>sony droney

sad

>>385915436
Even without korok seeds the map is still pretty full. I also don't understand what you mean by dynamic and I'm just going to assume it's a buzzword

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>>385914880
>>385915470
why stop at lagboxes
dark souls couldn't even get hitboxes for DOORS done right

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>>385915494
You know what's even funnier? When sony drones hate a game so much yet they can't come up with any criticism for it. Seeing them buttblasted months after it launched is hilarious.

>>385915545
Git gud nigger, bet you don't even have 20 ADP

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>>385909572
>be a developer
>want to convince people your game isn't trash

wow

>>385915603
What's this from

>>385908441
This kills the Xcom

>>385915603
>no cleavage
Boner lost

Heavy rare vibes here lad
https://youtu.be/QeQBRjGFx90

>>385915675
You're giving it too much credit. Xcom killed itself

>>385909218
Most people on /v/ haven't even played any of the Rabbids and Rayman games but are hating on it because they are told to hate them. /v/ are lemmings, they do whatever people on the internet tells them to do.

>>385910349
How many games does it need?

>>385915436
I agree it could use more content, but I never felt like exploring would be a waste of time. While shrines get a little samey they're usually fun challenges and the handful of real secrets like the unique mounts spiced it up a bit

>>385908441
it honestly looks very good

>>385915805
I don't hate rabbids because /v/ told me too, I hate them because they're visual and audial cancer

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>>385912069
>implying nintenbros arent MAGApedes

>>385908717
Huffington post is left wing propaganda, by virtue of being left, it belongs in the trash. Time has fallen from grace as if recently and what are they doing trying to review video games? It's not their domain.

Its just xcom for kids, anybody getting upset about this game is a retard

>>385913740
nintendo greenlighted it though

>>385916107
classic nintendo fans = trump
nu-nintendo fans = hillary

>>385916152
Link me a non - opinion piece huffpo article that isn't true

>>385916331
I'm not a true scotsman either

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>>385908441
Do Nintendo fans hype this up unironically now? Are they really worse than we all expected them to be? Should I sell my Switch? I don't want to have anything to do with this.

>>385915805
No, they're really annoying and feel like second rate minions, another cancer in entertainment. I had the misfortune of watching a couple of Rabbids episodes with my nephews, it was horrible but for some reason they thought it was the funniest shit ever.

>>385908441
Remember the slides did say this was going to happen

>>385916283
sadly nintendo has a good relation to ubisoft because they keep making exclusive games for their consoles. they dont care how shit they are

>>385915875
Eh. Well, i'm glad you liked it. I wouldn't agree on the shrines, though. They felt so copypasted after a while, and I just got bored of it.

>>385916331
nigger hes got mario kart posters in the background lmao

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What did Beep-O mean by this?

rabbids vs minions would've sold more

>>385916442
Do it faggot, distancing yourself from video games would help with that pettiness

>>385916402
im not talking about scotsmen and true scotsmen
im talking about scotsmen and eskimos

>>385916464
even ZombiU got ported to Steam

nintendo isn't in the position to dictate the rules anymore, they have to cocksuck developers or be stuck with their own games

looks fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIeTpEVtGXA

>>385916782
>implying they care
They sure didn't for the Wii U and it still turned a profit

>>385916782
It was always a multiplat, retard.

>want to buy it because it looks fun and I want to make my switch purchase fucking worth it
>rabbids makes me not want to buy it
wat do

>>385917802
Wait till it comes out, check some reviews and general opinions from different sources and that'll probably help you build an idea of how good is the game.

You already think it looks pretty good, so if it doesn't jump the shark by release just go for it.

>>385917802
>>385918367
from what I've seen so far, the rabbids you control are a bit more "controlled" with peach rabbid being the only worst offender

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>>385918434
I get you man. It's a weird feeling because i've shit talked rabbids and minions to death but the game looks so slick, and the music by kirkhope is fucking outstanding.
And the cutscenes and animations look crystal clean polished but i still get that minion-cancer vibe from them and feel a hypocrite for enjoying it.
But what are you gonna do, man. There's nothing worse than pretending you hate something just because of some weird prejudice you're not even sure where it comes from.

>>385918794
I can tolerate it because you're killing rabbids anyway and the ones you bring around are tolerable

>the music is outstanding.
It's derivative garbage that doesn't even sound like Mario.

This game is definitive proof that Kirkhope is overrated as fuck.

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>>385916152
>Huffington post is left wing propaganda, by virtue of being left, it belongs in the trash
>being this much of a slave to being right-wing that anyone that isn't religiously following your "side" is incapable of telling the truth

This is cult-level mentality, get some fucking help.

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>>385916443
>second rate minions
>rabbids are a whole four years older than minions
>whats funny for children should also be funny for me
what the actual fuck are you talking about you fucking mongoloid?

>>385919109
David Wise has always been the better of the two but no one cares about him because he's not a meme king like Kirkhope. Muh game grumps.