How do you prepare yourself before playing vidya? I like to make

>>385888632
I scratch my leg

i tell myself i deserve it and i'm not a loser after all
then i go no i'm not
play for a few minutes
then go to bed and cry myself to sleep

>>385889791
literally me

I clean my desk if there's any dirt around.
Then I inspect the controller I'm going to use and clean any dird on it.
Then I clean the dust out of my monitor screen.
Then I can play.

>>385888632
CHANGE THE BONG WATER
LOAD A FAT BOWL
GRAB THE PIROUETTES
FILL UP THE JUG WITH WATER

DUDE

Do you guys think DSP has energy to spare?

Does he beat off four times a day?

>>385888632
>1 sugar
Like, a single grain of sugar? What kind of meme is this?

I usually tell myself that I can't be working all day, all night because my mind needs to relax a bit.
So I play something relaxing for an hour or so and go to bed. Breath of the wild has been doing the job good so far.

before playing fighting games I have to masturbate if not the I get a massive boner that never goes down because of the waifus.

>beating off before playing competitively

ISHYGDDT

I just play the fucking game

the fuck is wrong with you

I don't do any stuff beforehand

I sit down and play the fucking game

>>385888632
> sugar in your tea ever.

I make myself a gfuel and get turnt up

>>385888632
This is how you don't fap

>>385890152
How about playing a real game instead of a generic ching cong bing bong anime game that has nothing to offer besides tits and ass?

>>385888632
I get some water and celery.

I put on my mouth gag to muffle my autistic screams of rage
When I'm feeling particularly upset before playing I strap on my safety helmet to prevent self harm from bashing my head against a wall

>>385890040
one molecule of sugar
>pleb

>>385890393
>nothing to offer besides tits and ass
So nothing to offer?

>>385889943
he creates a genkidama using his viewers spirit energy

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>>385888632
>tea
>sugar

I browse /v/ for a few hours to make sure I'm prepared.

>>385890040
In countries that use the superior form of sugar in cubes "one sugar" means one cube. I think it is roughly 1 teaspoon of sugar, maybe 3/4 of a teaspoon .

>>385890610
why don't you watch porn then you retard?

>>385888632
I like to get baked, though it depends on the game.
New Souls games I need to be sober for, but then there's stuff like No Man's Sky which is great high.
If its a dream set up, I'd have some ice cold Barqs and a box of Red Vines.

>>385890683
this
then I watch people play the game on twitch for a few hours
then I give up

>>385890891
So you're telling me third worlders put their sugar into cubes before putting it in their tea immediately after?
Why? How do they even get the sugar to stick? And how is that even a valid measurement
>hurr hurr I made a cube as big as my fist but it still only counts as one cube :^)

>>385890891
>superior form of sugar
found the fag

>>385891136
>newfag spotted

I wish splenda came in standard sugar cubes bros

it's not fucking fair

>>385891136
To be fair, he did say 3/4 of a tea spoon to a tea spoon. Britbong here and my uncle has two tea spoons in his, my father has one and I have none so I don't really get the cube thing either.

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>>385890152
That sounds so hot, anon. Why not have a friend help you out while playing your silly games?

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I eat some food so I don't get hungry mid vidya, then I grab a pillow to sit on and play. when i'm done I eat some ice cream.

>>385891336
So you're telling me the average muslim
>scoops out exactly 3/4 of a teaspoon of sugar
>applies something to it to make it sticky
>carefully shapes the tiny mound of sugar into a perfect cube
>then immediately puts the cube into the tea before mixing it in
every single time they want to drink tea with sugar?

>>385888632

I stimulate my prostate

>>385890526
I do the same but I make sure my mom has toilet paper ready for my most sensitive tushie

>>385891429
You do know that sugar itself is sticky, right?
You can't be that stupid, can you?

>>385891429
Actually some shape it into a perfect sphere but you've got the general gist of it yeah

>>385891554

I do that. I just can't stop until it's perfectly spherical. Sure, it can take like 30 minutes, but it's well worth it imo.

>>385891429
Not sure if troll or legit autist?

We buy pre-made cubes of sugar.

>>385891846
how many do you buy?

>>385889610
I get this reference.

>>385892527
Full boxes with 100+ cubes?

>>385888632
>How do you prepare yourself before playing vidya?
I don't. It's not like you should have any sort of ritual before you play you addicted faggot.

>>385893775
>he doesn't pray Kek before engaging in his favourite e-sports

XD