>Awful physics >Linear as shit despite being touted as

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>>385883651
Your bait needs work anon

>>385883651
Agreed. Mario just needs to fucking die at this point, as does Sonic.

>>385883872
Spotted the nintenbro.

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>>385883651

This is pathetic

>>385883872
I don't know if Arms is really a success

>>385883651
>>385884086
This this this this! You guys are total geniuses!

>>385883872
>>385884097
>>385884186
God damn nintenbros are so pathetic.

Why is nobody replying to my thread?

I'm really worried about the moons. It seems like they prioritized quantity over quality. You get moon doing almost nothing.

>>385884291
>>385884086
>>385883651
>>385884695

Wow man, you love to samefag yourself don't you.

>>385884918
I'm not samefagging, you just can't stand it when people hate on Nintendo.

>>385884918
>>385885062
Anon you're gonna have to work better than that. I know you want people to reply to your shitty bait but not everyone is gullible.

I'd just like to see how thw game turns out in the end, I'm not getting a switch but just to play it hands-on is fine.

>>385884905
Its just the 64 style of star getting,

All me

>>385883651
I've seen this exact post before.

>>385883651
>Power moons feel less satisfying to get than stars or shine sprites
I mean they're faster to get and you can get a bunch of them, without the game being artificially longer, due to having to return to a hub world or something, after getting the star/shine sprite, but I prefer it kinda

everything else OP says is retarded. Mario games don't need anything more than a barebone plot, Peach is a fucking plot device, because the game needs a goal, so who the fuck cares? It's a videogame.

>return to open world

>>385884905
Why would quantity of moons prevent them from making difficult moons and challenges?

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>>385884905

>>385885461
Except the posts I made anon.

>>385883651
Wow OP you got a copy of the game already? Could you pass it along to me?

>>385883651
Damn OP how have you played it already?

>>385884086
I've never read anything so obviously written by an underage newfag as this post.

All these voices in my head count as different anons, so i swear im not samefagging here. Its not my fault, guys.

>>385883651
i don't think you can make this call, op
no one has played with it yet

just like your dick

>Be brand loyal to shitendo since the snes
>they come with the wii and pander to the most cancerous casual base and ruin videogames forever
I wish they died out already.

>>385884905
this theme was in breath of the wild and the possible trend worries me

>>385883872
>Arms

Okay, let's not go too far here.

OP here! You babies better stop making fun of me or I'll call the cops on you all!

>>385885516
I don't say that it's not possible, but if you see the videos, a LOT of moons are too easy.

>>385883651
>>Peach is a damsel yet again

IT'S NOT FAIR
IT WAS HER TURN
THIS IS DRUMPF'S AMERIKKKA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385883651
Agreed. This is just some weird garbage. Nintentards literally gobble up anything.

>>385884186
It's already a million-seller. Of course it's a success. Whether or not the game is actually good is a whole other question however
Anyway, usual leaf bait-thread so whatever.

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>>385883651
>>385884086
>>385884097
>>385884905
>>385885913
>>385886153
autism

>>385885913
B8, but this still bothers me. Nintendo is pandering to literal children as they always have, not casuals. In fact, they've been trying to do new things to innovate. First with motion controls, then with the gamepad, and now by having a portable console.
If anything, it's the AAA titles being shoveled out on other platforms pandering to casuals. Uncharted, Fallout, etc.

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>>385885913
yeah i totally agree that companies shouldn't try to appeal to a larger audience and make more money that's pretty fucking stupid amirite? shit dropped my mask

FUCK YOU GUYS. You ruined my great thread. THIS AIN'T FUNNY.

>>385886345
LOL EVERYBODY SHOULD MAKE MEDIOCRE SHIT FOR THE SAKE OF A QUICK BUCK
This is why capitalism failed

OP here, stop ruining my thread or I'm telling mom.

>>385885062

べイトです

>>385886428
Stop pretending to be me you great big stupid doodoo head

>>385883872
You replied to it so seems like his bait game is on point.

Stupid motion gimmicks and wii ruined video games forever
Now it is all rehashes of the same shit, no innovation, paid online, stupid gimmicks to pretend to bring new shit that are annoying and useless in practice, like their stupid "ice cube" motion gimmicks

>>385883651
nobody really wants a new f zero

Dabbing on the haters!

(._.)--/

>>385886834
>2017
>dabbing

#stopthedab

HERE WE GO

OFF THE RAILS

ITS TIME TO RAISE OUR SAILS

And it will still sell more than horizon, nier automata, persona 5, nioh and street fighter v.

>>385885913
My first console was the 64 and I loved Nintendo so much for the longest time. But I too agree that the recent shit they have pulled is unacceptable. They're not making games for their true fans anymore and their backwards way of thinking has caused them to be years behind the industry standard.

>>385886314
It's not b8, nintendo has changed a lot recently. They've always been for kids but Nintendo has gone from a nerf gun to full on fisher price. Amiibos are humiliating to own as an adult, they've completely isolated their older fanbase, that they know exists.

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>>Generic NSMB art style

Alright, STOP IT!! This isn't a thread for shitposting!! NOW STOP!!

>>385887234
B-Back the fuck off?!

*dabs on you*

>>385883651
>Awful physics
>Linear as shit
How so?

>Barebones plot
>Bowser is the villain yet again
>Peach is a damsel yet again
Since when have these been a problem in Mario?

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>>385883651
> There will never be a Mario game as good as 64

Well I guess Sunshine and Galaxy never existed.

>>385887149
I agree, Nintendo needs to embrace the mature audience by making more games with blood, violence, swearing, and rape. The fact they don't offends me as a hardcore gamer.

>>385887390
>>385887393
>replying to pasta bait

I came here for those delicious autism tears...and I'm going to leave soaking wet.

Now reeee for daddy!

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>>385883651
>Melee HD
Lol never fucking ever
Based Nintendo leaving Meleebabies in the dust.

>>385883651
>No game overs
there is absolutely no reason for game overs in games where you progress is constantly saved

take mario 64 for example:
>lose a life
>get thrown out of the level, have to hop back into the painting and start the level over
>get a game over
>get sent to the title screen, have to hop back into the painting and start the level over

game overs only make sense for games that you're supposed to complete in one sitting, or games where the goal is to get a high score

I'm going to bed now. Thank you faggots for ruining my thread with your shilling and shitposting.

>>385883651
Well, since you've obviously played it yourself, how many worlds are there?

>>385887728
>Implying /v/ isn't one giant shitpost

>>385886295
People talking about what they don't like about the gameplay is autism but mass-replying isn't?

>>385887728
>posts a stale bait
>even left out the part about daisy (lul)
>is surprised when shitposters ruin it

>>385887728
>I started an obvious shitfest and got a shitfest what the fuck I didn't ask for this.

>>385887393
Those aren't as good, but nice try faggot.

>>385888015
>Galaxy didn't top 64 with its premise alone
Here's the (You) you wanted.

>>385887464
Be as sarcastic as you want, there's no denying that Nintendo has changed. I still love their classic games but a lot of their newer ones suck, and their attitude sucks.

>>385888172
Galaxy is linear as fuck and has wagglan

>>385888172
The motion gimmicks ruined it, you fucking nintendo dick sucker.

>>385888334
>>385888429
It also had far better control and feel than any of the past Mario's barring the control changing power ups. The wagglan you so despise was entirely optional except for a few platforming instances. Sorry you don't like me having the audacity of not caring about shaking your wrist for 0.5 seconds on occasion.

>>385888296
>>385887149
It's alright bro, much of /v/ shares the same sentiment. It's just the memeddit cucks that disagree and still defend nu-shitendo to this day. Shame they can't recognize the literal shit they're eating.

>>385886709
Spitting truth. Fucking give it to those retarded nugamers.

>>385888814
t. Miyamoto

>>385889010
?

>>385888334
>Galaxy is linear as fuck
That's because it's an actual platformer, it's objectively better than 64 for that reason alone.

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>Generic hud
>he actually wants a hud that clutters the entire screen
The fact that the hud in this game is minimalist and is just a series of white fonts is one of my favorite things about it; it looks so clean

>>385889185
t. Windows 10 owner

>>385889080
I bet you also think 3D Land and World are better fag

>>385883872
See op now this is good bait

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>>385889254
Saying Galaxy is linear as fuck is like saying 64 is open as fuck and expecting that to be a bad thing. I know you're baiting but you could at least put a little effort into it.

>>385889430
This. Linearity isn't automatically detrimental, and it shouldn't be when the game isn't trying to masquerade as something else. It is a linear platformer, so of course it's linear.

>>385889430
I prefer exploring a level for stars over going from planet to planet, whatcha gonna do about it faggot?

>>385889729
I prefer actual platforming, there's a good reason both Galaxy games were received better than 64.

>>385889729
That's just a matter of preference. That doesn't make the game bad just because you don't like it. It's an objectively good game. Presentation is excellent, as is the music and the environments. The platforming and obstacles are solid and the setting is inventive

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Give up, dude.

>>385883651
>Saturday morning cartoon theme song with vocals, which doesn't fit Mario at all
Thank you

What does it even matter between Mario being linear or open? The series is usually good at both.

>>385888835
>memeddit cucks that disagree and still defend nu-shitendo
This is an 18+ board.

>>385890086
>Unironically hating an awesome voiced big band theme song sung by OG Waifu

>>385889857
64 has platforming, it's just that it's not all it has. The last levels are pretty much all platforming and so are any Bowser levels. I'll take exploring a level for stars through platforming over having a set obstacle course for each star.

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>>385889936
>the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEIWhy-urqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8Sn6DHIi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuYNxzSFRk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYhmHovdBxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z29bt-wjS88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJsXoRYptG8

>>385890252
Might be awesome for an anime

>>385890594
Mario is super anime dood.

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>>385889857
>less mechanics and freedom
>actual platforming

>>385890367
>64 has platforming
Barely any, the Bowser stages are about it and it has incredibly fewer levels with less variety in the way the levels are set up. The moment to moment gameplay in Galaxy is far better because each level recontextualizes the platforming in an interesting way whether it's the gravity changers in Bowser's Reactors or the levels where each time you jump the blocks of a certain color will disappear.

If you're playing for exploration over platforming this isn't the series for you.

I agree.

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>>385883651
You know anon, you could just buy a Switch and enjoy it with us.

>>385890756
I'm not him and the Galaxy games are great but you're being obtuse if you believe that 64 doesn't have platforming. Just because you're not jumping from floating platform to floating platform doesn't mean that game isn't a platformer

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>>385890756
>Barely any, the Bowser stages are about it and it has incredibly fewer levels with less variety in the way the levels are set up

>>385884905
Bullshit. In Super Mario 64 there were stars for cannoning yourself into a wall and just wall jumping in the second room of Hazy Maze Cave, both of which can be got in under 15 seconds from entering a level.

>>385891414
64 nostalgianiggers are cancer, best off ignoring them.

>>385891414
You would need to know that trick already, which would take much more than 15 seconds to find

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>>385890910
>leaving out the food kingdom just to put the logo on

>>385883651

>people are so desperate to shitpost and get replies that they cherrypick games not even released

I hate you /v/.

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>>385892370
>Game is confirmed to be 3D World v2
>"Why are people shitposting?"

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They just changed the box art.

Notice anything?

>>385883651
We already know of 7 worlds.
That's more than Sunshine at least

>>385892957
>confirmed

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>>385883651

I heard Nintendo caved in to the SJWs and removed the entire Mexico section.

>>385893072
WHAT

>>385893072
>>385893104
what the fuck

>>385893072
I almost saw loss for a second there.

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>>385893104
they wouldn't remove an entire area of the game months before release, I don't care how vocal SJWs are, you don't remove months of progress and work just because a few people complain

>>385884905
>talks to toad
>gets star

Wow so satisfying!

>>385893104
I only saw 1 complaint about it being "cultural appropriation" but was swiftly dashed because everyone loved the idea of Mario in a poncho and sombrero.

>>385883651
Wait a minute... I remember this pasta

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>>385893096
Looks like 3D World v2 to me.

>Generic looking HUD
Literally the only thing that put me off. Nintendo is usually so great with their HUDs. The new HUD looks like something you'd find on the Unity asset store

>>385883651
>Generic NSMB art style
>Realistic humans, not fitting the Mario series in the slightest

Pick 1, faggot. Besides, the realistic humans are the point. Every level is a clash in styles. Ice in the desert, whacky Mario physics in realistic city, tech in the jungle.

>>385893471

Remember we're talking about Nintendo, who let a bunch of SJWs localise all their games so that all the dialogue basically becomes "XD I'M SO RANDUMB WOOF WOOF" and let willfully let them strip out entire features of the game because head pats are misogyny.

>>385893574
muh dick

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>>385883651
>>385884086
>>385884291
>>385885913

>>385893856
True, but censoring clothes or altering dialogue isn't the same as cutting out/reworking an entire area for a game. They wouldn't remove the costume either since it ties into Mario's history, and wasn't just a sombrero and poncho for the sake of having Mexican clothing

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>>385893574
>one part of the level where you're supposed to ride a platform means the whole game is like that

>>385890910
kino

>>385883872

>the first two pokemon games that went from "Go out into a big world and have an adventure!" to "get dragged around a few tiny islands by the nut hair by these kooky characters!"
>ARMS
>a game I haven't heard anything about since a week after its release

Nigger is you baiting?

>>385886834
Can we get a banhammer swung on this?

>>385894327
He is.

Nobody here even likes NuKemon.

>>385893973
Never underestimate Censorhouse.

>>385893072

>NINTENDO WOULDN'T BOW DOWN TO SJWS AND REMOVE THE ENTIRE MEXICO LEVEL
>Mexico level removed from boxart, probably lifted from the whole game because they don't want to lose sales to their biggest fanbase: Autistic retards who still live with their parents

>>385895352
>>NINTENDO WOULDN'T BOW DOWN TO SJWS AND REMOVE THE ENTIRE MEXICO LEVEL
Nobody ever said this, ever

autism the thread
autism the board

>>385893524

>he thinks people give a shit about what actual spics think

Hahahaaaa. No.

Companies only care what overweight white women who autistically screech over tumblr think.

>>385883651
>Melee HD
What the fuck is with faggots begging companies to be lazy fucks by making remakes/remasters?

I realize this is a console war shit post thread but there's something that's been bothering me about Nintendo

Am I the only one who hates their modern marketing and commercials. The Zelda and Splatoon commercials piss me off because the focus is more about who's playing the games instead of the game's themselves.

The Splatoon commercial tells you next to nothing about the game itself and just shows trendy people waving the controllers around.

Ever since the Wii its been this hardware focused marketing and its getting old. What happened to this kind of stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvDzjy4j0ZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL4cYKXTJus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewcljvJQAQA

>>385897226
This is how modern marketing works and it's getting them sales.

All successful companies do this.

I still can't see what's the big deal with 3d Mario games. Platformers is probably my favourite genre, but I never remotely enjoyed any of them.

>>385898543
Have a (You).

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>>385898543
>platformers are probably my favorite genre
>I still can't see what the big deal is with 3d mario games

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/v/ will talk shit about Mario Odyssey every single day until release and then get hilariously BTFO just like they did with Breath Of The Wild.

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>>385899147
Can't wait, I still remember seeing the metacritic in the morning for BoTW.

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>>385899264
>TFW stayed up till 6 in the morning to see all the 10s roll in

>>385892957
>3D World v2
Literally nothing wrong with this, subhuman

>>385884905

They've said there are a lot more moons than you require to progress, so there's main objectives and a bunch of moons you can collect along the way. If you look at the desert level there's a pretty linear path to the boss with objectives that are Mario Galaxy-esque. First you platform up to the top of the tower, then there's an on-rails section followed by the part with the invisible platforms, then you enter the inverted pyramid to make your way to the boss, which gives you 3 moons. The easy to the find moons look pretty fun to collect, they are a hell of a lot more varied than the Koroks in Botw where you just did the same puzzles over and over again and found shrines, which all looked the same inside.

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>>385883651
>copy pasta

What did he mean by this?

>>385891330
I never understand this. They got it right once why do they keep failing to do it again? It's not like they don't have material to use for reference

>>385890910
>that "Night before Christmas" looking place
GOTY

>>385895352
>probably lifted from the whole game because they don't want to lose sales
You would quite frankly have to be retarded to honestly think this

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>>385883651

>>385883651
>>Barebones plot
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? Sunshine is the worst Mario for a lot reasons but the plot is one of them.