>go rockstop >see booga >ask ooga mate >rock fall

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>"unga bunga switch will have rocks!"
>no rocks
why /rk/ lie to me

>>385863393
why

>100BC
>Cavemen

>tfw no cave gf

>be dog
>BARK BARK BARK BAR KBARK BARK

wait

>>385863393
Switch have rocks
You no see rockstop marble slab?
Has rocks. Sees rocks

>>385863210
100 BC wasn't the caveman era you mong, Rome already fucking existed.

t rex ooga rockstop, what do

>>385863210
>100 BC
>cavemen

is this the infamous american education?

>>385864429
>>385864776
how fucking new.ru

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>>385863210
>100 B.C.
>implying we didn't already have alien-jewish technology until God took it away after they killer Jesus.

>>385864776
>be 1756
>stacy makes fun of me for not having my dino license yet
UNGA BUNGA NO NORMIE

>>385864776
This, fuck if Itt it's 100 B.C Ceaser is a few weeks old.

>>385864936
>This, fuck if Itt it's 100 B.C Ceaser is a few weeks old
What did he mean by this

>>385863210
POPULARES SUCK! MARIUS IS A QUACK!
THE SENATE IS ALWAYS RIGHT AND SOMEDAY YOU FILTHY PLEBEIANS WILL ALL PAY!

>look 1 rock
>is 2 frog
>hit shit with stick
>enemy stick with rock
>use stick
>100 B.C.
>cave frog angry
>how throw rock at pot
>high sling brick with shit
>not 1000 B.C.
>cave frog sad
>muh pyramid

to be continued..

>>385863393

>>385863210
>>"unga bunga switch will have rocks!"
>>no rocks
>why /rk/ lie to me
Don't listen /rk/ is all woongas never leave cave.

Unga bunga rockstop

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>go to rockstop
>neanderthal chads unga bunga about rock of duty IV
>hey homo sapien, you get rock of duty right?
>uh no, me pick up fruit gathering limited edition
>lol look this fruit licker, no wonder yourr HOMO sapien
> tomatoes fell of my pocket

NEVER AGAIN

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>>385863210
>be oonga
>try to boonga
>chadasaurus flex come take pretty toonga from me
>tfw no toonga
>tfw all toongas are sluts

>>385865654
tomates weren't invented yet you
fucking homo

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meanwhile on ye olden /v/

>>385865654
>fruit gathering
>homo sapiens
ooga booga you deserve you even farm?

>>385863210
>Village Shaman say Sun god create all
>Say I need to pay tribute
>No sun god in sky
>who else Rockthiest

>>385866426
ooga booga big yellow warm thing up is sun stupid homo habilis I tell you

>>385866595
>Tips Head Dress

>>385866426
this and toongas why I wumba

>Be on prowl for mate hunt
>ten stick out of ten child bearer homosapien qt. rock appears
>she pick up blunt club, no spear
>UNGA BUNGA!?!?
>Crush skull with wide wock, no mate

Neanderthal tier club-peepee-sitters I hope no eat 10 sun rises

fucking cat lady uses charm on me and steals my shit

>be cavewoman
>sky is making world wet
>go to rockstop
>can see through white rags
>sun with eyes makes lines at me
>"you can ung stop staring now!"

>>385863210
>>385863393
>100BC
Get a load of these barbarians and I say this as a fucking Celt!

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>653 AUC
>people pretending that rocks and sticks are better than metals after the because of nostalgia
Get a load of these savages

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Me start playing with flat moustache man. He funny.
What fellow cavemen think of flat moustache man?

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>go to rockstop
>been eagerly awaiting release of Stick Simulator 2.0
>attempt to sell copy of Stick Simulator 1.0
>rockstop tries to buy 1.0 for 8 berries
>"but me gave you 60 berries for it only 6 moons ago"
>"me sorry to hear that. Me understand frustration"
>me say fuck it and just buy Stick 2.0 for 60 berries
>"you want buy season pass for Stick 2.0?"
>"how many berries you want?"
>"only 39 berries."
>"that crazy. Just give me stick."
>he give me stick
>it only half stick
>"why you give me only half stick?"
>"sorry, you will have to wait for rest of stick to be released. It be available one moon from now for 9 berries."
>"this not what I was promised when I pre-ordered stick."
>"me sorry to hear that. Me understand frustration. If you buy season pass you get full stick one moon early."
>me face when

>>385871761
Fun historical fact! The Romans did not have a unified calendar in 100BC or for much of the duration of the republic. Rather, they measured years by who was consul. 100BCE would to them be 'The year of the Consulship of Marius VI and Lucius Valerius Flacus'.

Imagine how crazy that would be, if today we measured years by who was president or something. Every citizen would have politics entrenched that deeply into their minds that reciting the years of presidency would be as simple as reciting the date.

>play unga divine bungamancy
>getting rocks
>suddenly sticks are broken

>>385875150
The Japanese did and still do that with their Emperors. They generally use the Gregorian like everyone else now though .

>>385863210
stony just released the stonestation 4
nintenstone btfo

>>385876593
Stonestation have no rocks