You're playing Dark Souls and have just landed in Firelink

>>385854314
the shit around the shrine
go to the elevator to undead parish and fall down to collect the chests there
run past the ghosts in old londo and get the firekeeper soul

>>385854314
My disc for Dark Souls SotFS and pop it in my PS4 instead.

>>385854314
Whatever mask Pinwheel drops

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>>385854895
>How to show you have shit taste in 1 post

>>385854314
ZWEI

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>>385854895

>>385855097
Yes, OP playing Dark Souls is the classic case of shit taste.

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>>385854314
>humanity
>go to catacombs
>grab eye of death
>get gravelord sword
>summon leroy
>kill pinwheel
>grab extra souls near skull lantern
>homeward bone back
>kill kellogg
>ring bell
>kill molten man
>homeward bone back
>run for that black knight halberd
at this point I have enough souls to use the halberd with almost no health or points into anything but strength and dex
if I don't get the halberd than I just use the gravelord sword
bonus points if I get father mask, for the memez

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>>385854895
>disc
>SotFS
>PS4
That's three, you're out. And don't come back.

>>385855481
*comes back*

Will you start crying redditor?

>>385854314
Estoc, souls near the dragon upper half, grass crest, bonfire, kill havel, kill taurus, get claymore, get ek set, get RoFaP. Good to go

Something like that

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>>385855154
my dude

>>385854314
>Get the fire keeper soul from New Londo
>Bash the fuck out of Quelaag with mildred
>Kill ceaseless discharge
>Use souls to upgrade Pyromancy flame at quelana
>unlock easy mode

Doesn't matter, I already have my Longsword.

>>385855481
>>385855351
>>385855097
I think he's joking about the fact PS4 can't play dark souls 1 and he doesn't own any other system.

>>385854314

Zwei or Claymore. Every fucking time.

I just can't not do it.

>>385854314
Zwei

>>385854314
>level up
>go to New Londo Ruins
>get Firekeeper Soul
>kill myself
>respawn at bonfire and give soul to the Firekeeper

>>385854314
Zwei and stone armor
If this is the best in series for being a fat piece of shit that never dies, why would you not do it?

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keep starting over and over untl I get the black knight halberd

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collect nothing, do this, and quit

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>>385854314
>kill gargoyles
>kill quelaag
>get lightning weapon from giant blacksmith
>kill sif
>kill 4kangz
>acquire red eye orb
There, all settled. I'm going to dick around in other people's worlds for the rest of my life.

>>385854314
the humanities and the firebombs, of course.

the zwei, what else

>>385854314
Zweihander, humanity, homeward bones, rush the firekeeper souls in New Londo and Blighttown, use Valley shortcut to get to Undead Parish.

>>385854314
morningstar

>>385854314
Assuming I just want to stomp the game in a day I'll grab the zwei, kill ingward, get the FKS and Ember, then kill Taurus, then get the soul of moonlight butterfly, dupe til I can one hand the zwei, kill Capra, get the ember in the depths and free laurentius. Go back to the asylum and get the zwei to +15 and then we're good.

kill that fucker that murders the firekeeper for his delicious, delicious rofap

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>>385854314
>grab humanities by well
>grab New Londo firekeeper soul
>run Catacombs and kill Pinwheel early
>kindle Firelink bonfire to 20
>proceed through rest of the game

>>385854314
Black Knight Greataxe
Actually, I just did that yesterday. Didn't realize just how ridiculously quick early bosses go down with this thing. It's like two hits for the first few bosses, pretty funny.