>current year >not playing your Switch on an airplane yet

>>385830901
>plane turns
>switch falls out the window
Great design

>dies in 1 hour

>>385830901
>Going outsid

>>385830901
that's a pretty fat hand

>>385830901
I don't have a Switch and don't travel by plane.

>>385830965
>tfw playing switch on bus
>they tell me turn off my electronics whenever the bus leaves a bus stop
|:<

I'm going on a plane for the first time in a few months but I'm not taking the Switch. It isn't worth the risk of taking away. I also don't want to play 3 hours straight of Tetris or Mario Kart, as fun as they can be in moderation. There's no use taking Splatoon 2 either.

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>>385830965
>switch falls out a sealed air tight window

>>385830901
Kinda sad that people are still forced to play Zelda on that thing.

>man playing Sonic Mania was beaten to death due to allegedly "annoying his fellow passengers."
>we'll tell you all about the Nintendo Switch and how it may cost you, your life. More at six, back to you Jim.

>>385831195
>not wearing headphones or earbuds

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>implying the switch will even be relevant within the next two years as Nintendo releases another failed system.

Seriously, why don't they just become a developer for consoles.

WAHOO
BING
BING
BING
1-UP!
YIPPIEE

haha, great seeing some switch support in this shithole. :D
i hope that your next 40 minutes will be the best you ever had, fuck the h8ers. >:D

>>385830901
>owning a Switch
I'd rather read a book than play mediocre children's games for premium prices.

Hell, I would buy 4 Kindles before I buy a Shitch.

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the switch is unironically really nice if you travel a lot. going to be even better when it has games

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>>385831338
Define "failed" for me anon.

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>>385830901
>owning the latest cash grab by the gook jews
shiggydiggywiggywoo

>>385830901
Waiting for animal crossing, senpai

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>>385831338
They are.

their own consoles

>>385831338
This, Wii U ports run out they will have less filler dev time and software will drop off significantly year 3 all around when 3rd parties stop porting old games to it.

It's following the Wii U with less third party exclusives.

>>385831472
so what books would you recommend then?

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still playing zelda, i see... :^)

>>385830901
i have anxiety attacks on planes

>>385831596
The Witcher books so you can remind yourself at how much better Witcher 3 is than BOTW.

>>385831590
cant wait until they admit all the gimmicks were stupid and useless right before announcing another useless gimmicky piece of shit

the wii u will be my last nintendo console, what a shitty way to finish off an era

>>385831590
>It's following the Wii U with less third party exclusives.
The Wii U barely had any third party exclusives

>>385830901

>no earphones
like pottery.

>>385831149
Don't try and over think it, most anti-nintendo shills can't spell their own names properly.

>>385831338
They do develop for consoles.

>>385831603
He was only just able to get hold of a Switch due to the super high demand! Let him play a game that came out at launch!

Not like PS4 users can talk anyway, they all play Fifa and blow up in public!

>>385831758
You mean Zombi U, Lego City, Devil's Third, Yakuza 1 and 2 HD, Sonic Lost World, etc.

There were quite a few, all of them ended up being ported later however because third parties never stay exclusive to NIntendo platforms anymore.

Which is why SMT and likely No More Heroes will also be on the PS4.

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I love the Switch, you can take it anywhere

>>385831489
>tfw you never liked splatoon and while you did think arms was fun, there's not enough there to justify a full price purchase
Odyssey can't come out soon enough.

>>385830901
B-but I don't have a plane.

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>>385830901
I want one, but I'm going to hold off until next year, when they have plenty of stock, plenty of games, and fixed some issues.

Also, I'm saving up to get a PS4 right now for MHW. Not trying to start a console war or anything, if the Switch got a localized port of XX, I would have probably bought one first.

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>>385831603
>Not playing the game of the century
The absolute state of nu-/v/

>>385832309

Well, they were shit games. I don't really care what manchildren think.

>>385832309
Stop living in the past. Nintendo is actual shit in the present time.

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>>385832567
What would you define as a "good" game anon?

>>385832687

Deus Ex?

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>>385831149

hownew.ru

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>>385831429
there it is

>>385832687

Vampire the masquerade bloodlines. if you need a platformer, earthworm jim 1/2/Wild 9.

>>385832887
/v/ hates that game now.
Try again.

>>385832101
>Lists all the third party exclusives released across its lifespan, one of which isn't even exclusive

Third parties never stay exclusive to any platform anymore. Sega is already wanting to put Persona on PC and Crash is going to Xbox

Also Sony never got NMH 2, sorry

>>385833082
>/v/ hates that game now.

http://vsrecommendedgames.wikia.com/wiki/PC/Windows_98

>>385830901
That thing's going out the window at the next bend

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>>385830965
>plane
>falls out the window

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>>385831149
>falls in my backyard
>I finally have a switch!

>>385832309
While I agree with it, this is a moot point simply because the large majority of the /v/ user base of today, hasn't played those games, and likely were not even alive when they came out.

>>385830901
I actually will in 5 or so days
Also will have to wait for about 3 hours on the airport after that so thats cool

>>385833340
Sonyfatties don't know how planes work, since they can't fit on them.

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>>385833082
>/v/ hates deus ex

>>385832309
I would've liked BOTW more if it had better side quests, most of the side quests devolve into collecting shit or go walk here quests. Even the shrine quests weren't that interesting.
I'm wasn't expecting fucking Majora's mask tier side quests but something that could at least hold my attention then just collect 10 fucking lizards

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>>385830901
>grey joycons
I bet you're an americuck.

>>385833368
>Dad thinks you stole it
>Beats you with his switch

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>>385833387
>tfw been trapped here since 2006
>still cant find the willpower to escape despite how it manages to gets worse every year

>>385833340
>>385831149
fucking kys leddit

>>385833720
>despite how it manages to gets worse every year
unlike the rest of the internet of course

>>385831149
>>385833340
This joke isn't even old, for fucks sake

>>385831429
excuse me sir, you're bothering the other passengers.

>>385833158
NMH2 was on PC.

>>385833865
you earned this reply

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>>385833865

>>385830965
>plane starts moving
>Switch gets sucked into an engine
>flight delayed
Happened to me 2 times already.

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>ITT: Being a contrarian makes you appear more unique and your opinion more important and substantial

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LOL SWITCHFATS THOUGHT PLAYING GAMES IN PUBLIC WOULD MAKE THEM COOL AND SOCIAL LIKE IN THE TRAILER. HOW MUCH OF AN AUTIST MUST SOMEONE BE TO FALL FOR SOMETHING SO JUVENILE?? WAHAHAHAHA

>>385834120
whoms't art thou quotating?

Has anyone BING BING WAHOOed in a submarine yet?

>>385834178
>HOW MUCH OF AN AUTIST MUST SOMEONE BE TO FALL FOR SOMETHING SO JUVENILE
...he typed and posted an anime picture

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>>385833585
the grey objectively looks better than the b/r combo

>>385833720
are you me

>>385834178
oh, fuck, i forgot about that

>>385834323
ninty was always about dem colorz. like I said, if you're a burger I can understand that... I still pity you

>>385834178
I've played MK8DX with 4 total strangers so far, all started with them making a comment about the switch and me inviting them to play.
Only one of them was kinda awkward, so yeah, it's pretty cool.

Is /v/ finally turning on the Nintendies? Fuck, I hope so. It's been a horrible few months

>>385833939
emulators don't count, fag.

>>385833080
Great atmosphere, great dialogues, absolutely shitty broken "game".

>>385831871
>taking a joke seriously
Truly the most autistic fanbase

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>>385832309
>No one complained about video games before 4chan!
My sweet summer child.

>>385831149
>>385833340
>getting baited

your r.eddit is showing

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>>385834534
You mean a horrible first day for you on /v/.
Welcome to Nintendo's turf, gaffer.

>>385834637

>vtmb is bad now
>the absolute BARONY of nu-/v/

>>385834737
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Citations:Nintenbro

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>>385834763

you're gonna carry that weight

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>>385830965

>>385834924
damn


> 1996, "[email protected]", Carts are in fact better than Cdroms (on newsgroup rec.games.video.advocacy)

> The only CD I've ever owned that was scratched into failure was my Rage Against the Machine album :( It looked totally hosed, but only track nine was skipping. So anybody but a Nintenbro should have no problems with CD-ROMs...

>2000, "Big6carfan", SSX (on newsgroup alt.games.video.sony-playstation2)

> Face it folks, the perfect system doesn't exist nor will it ever. Somebody will always want more, so go hang out on the Lamecube message board with all the other Nintenbros and let the rest of us enjoy our choice for gaming within the next year!

>>385834527
>>385834527
>tfw burger with EU citizenship
I can live anywhere I want except bongland, but honestly why would you want to live in that dreary shithole

>>385834737
>Nintendo games were old as fuck rehashes 20 years ago

War. War never changes.

>>385832309
BOTW is good until you realize all the "dungeons" are the same small boring puzzles
the only good things is just exploring the world and beating the game. even then there's absolutely nothing to do at the end of the game. oh wait there is but you have to buy it with DLC

>Only portable game is Zelda because everything else is shit multiplayer to push paid online on Nintendo consoles.

The absolute state of me. Why did I buy this?

>>385834941
>Buying full retail priced BoI

Why do Nintenboys enable this shit?
The eshop is a mess.

>>385835485
>buying indieshit at all

>>385831192
Me too. There isblike nothing right now. Played zelda to death and now it feels like a chore. Disgaea 5 was fun but over did and mario fart 8. Fun but the secons i turn it on i feel like i want to play zelda but when i turn zelda on it too is like why?

>>385830901
>it's always zelda

I wonder if winding down on the 3DS will mean they have a better pipeline for first party titles since their teams arnt split between two consoles.

>>385831149
>air tight

wrong

>>385832309
Botw always feela stressful and not for the right reasons.i thought i wpuld get over the weapon system but it feels like im never safe. I have to be careful how I use my weapons, better not be late with thay weapon rent. And speaking of, why cant you repair weapons. Sure lemme just spend 6000 rupees and a liad of material that i gotta waste time to farm.

>>385833082
>>385834637

>only in a Nintenbros thread can you get away with shitting on Deus Ex and VTM:B

>>385831149
>giving this pleb 7 (you)s

>>385836439
all threads on /v/ are nintenbro threads, newfag

>>385836461
>giving him another one

>>385831542
Grow up manchild

>>385836439
Mankind Divided was bad though

>>385836532
>implying it was a proper (you)

Couldn't be arsed to find each individual newfag

>>385835030
>muffled bing bing wahoo in the distance

>>385835051
War has changed.

It's no longer about consoles, games, or devepers. It's an endless series of proxy shitposts, fought by shills and drones.

War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.

War has changed.

I think the big publishers might have trouble with the Switch from a hardware perspective. They can't deliver 1:1 ports of their games and in most likelihood would have to develop new, switch specific titles. On the plus side it'd be nice if it replaced the Vita as the base platform for weeb games, and hopefully they'd get a visual upgrade in that case.

Though there is a pretty big catalog for ports i can see, for example, say diablo 3, Tropico 5, etc.

>>385834197
The entire board.

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>>385834292
you have to go back

>>385831756
NEW the nintendo 2DSwitch you cant take it outside anymore but its cheaper.

You know its true

>>385830901
I don't have a trip that needs a plane

>>385837151
nice reading comprehension, weebshit

>>385835565
I'd buy BoI and Minecraft in a heartbeat if Nintendo didn't try to charge me double for it.
Same goes for Bomberman.

I don't understand why they are trying to fuck people over when it comes to games which would be better suited for portable play.
None of the Switch first party games is that great for portable play currently.
I end up taking my PSP if I'm travelling for a weekend or have a couple hours to kill on the train.

>>385830901
sir please turn your toy down

>Owning a Switch

Literally for what purpose?

>>385836439
Speak for yourself.

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I only play Splatoon 2 and ARMS on my Switch and it looks like there won't be anything else worth getting until Odyssey in October

>>385830901

Have you never owned a Gameboy before?

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>>385830965

>>385830965
Lets be honest no one actually uses table top mode

Does it have more than 2 games worth playing?

>>385836548
Enjoy the simple things, old fart

>>385839027
Being an idiort is great i'm still focused on completing crash and when i do beat it i'll have splatoon to tide me over till oddesy not to mention ty the Tasmanian tiger

>>385830901
Never feel for the marketing. Saved money. Lived better.

>>385830901
Because i have a psp with cfw

>>385830901
>I have never been on an airplane, nor do I intend to
>I have never played any games outside (Nintendo or otherwise),nor do I intend to

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>>385830901

I always just take this with me. Lasts for like 4 hours.

>>385830901
>Fat white hand
>Nintendo
Like clockwork