>"I used to be a hunter just like you, until I took a

>>385815070
Hmmm

>>385815070
It's just like Skyrim, but with guns.

>>385815070

>he never says this

>>385816156
>truly the cosmos have granted us to be bloodborne

Are you fucking serious?

>Umbasa, fellow Slayer of Demon's™
*sigh*

>"Kos.. nobody says kosm"

was that really necessary?

>give us sight, give us sight!!
dude really?

>YYYAAAAAAAAOOOOOWWWWWW, HHHYYYYYYAAAAAAOOOOGGGGH, JEWS DID 9/11!!!!!
the orphan of Kos boss fight was pretty weird until they patched it

>dude, those past 50 hours? you were just dreaming chill out, it never happened lol
and people defend this game

>>385817264
>he picked the bluepilled ending

>"We are born of the blood...Bloodborne, if you will."

Really guys?

>>385817586
the "borne" part of "bloodborne" doesn't come from "birth".

>>385816919
That's just high insight.

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>>385817586
>>385817686
it actually surprises me how many people seem to think it's a made up word or that it means "born of/from the blood"

>"aaah, you where at my side all along...my true mentor, my guiding Claymore"
That was a very nice nod to the previous games I must admit

>>385816919
I have no idea why this one made me chuckle. Just him saying it as a yell

>Oh a punter are ye? And an pout rider, what a dress you've been brought up in.

What did she mean by this?

>good hunter...may you find your worth in the World of Warcraft
The Doll was truly best waifu

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>>385815070
>"Fuck me daddy"
What did she mean by this?

>>385817960
>"my true mentor, my guiding Chaos Zweihander"
>shitty dubstep starts playing

Ok guys, that really wasn't necessary.

what the shit is happening here

>>385818294
it was a metaphor

>>385818368
we reminisce those good times we spent in Bloodborne
like that one time Gerhman says
>you can rape the doll if you want
how did Miyazaki get away with that?

>>385818294
She was talking to Chadoedon

>Majestic! A The Old Hunters is a The Old Hunters, even in a dream...
Fucking REALLY, From?

>It's not your fault!
>This town's alright...
Yharnam's such a nice place.

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>"Cursed Undead, you truly are the DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin"
Fucking ridiculous.

>Oh, you must be a nigger. And... not one from around here, either.
>I'm Gilbert. A fellow outsider. Yu must have had a fine time of it.
>Yharnam has... a special way of treating guests.
Too far, fucking hell.

>>385818671
you forgot the tm mark

>>385818368
/tv/ memers

>>385816552
how did they get away with plagiarizing the lion king like that

>>385818740
Fuck off DaS2 cuck

>ITS BITTSY ROMMY CLIMBED UP THE WATER SPOUT, WHEN DOWN CAME THE HUNTER AND SLASHED HIS ASSHOLE OUT!
Sometimes I wonder how they come up with such fantastic writers.

>>385818875
>I'm a stupid nigger and have poor reading comprehension
What did he mean by this?

>Ah... is this the blood? The blood of the Dark Soul?

Dropped

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Patrolling Lost Izalith almost makes you WISH for the Age of Dark.

>>385817774
It surprises me how many anons still get baited by other anons pretending not to know what "borne" means.

>>385819216
i was baiting as well though
surprises me how many anons still get baited by anons pretending to be surprised at anons that dont know what bloodborne means

>now I'm gonna FUCK you, AWOOOOOOOOO

Bravo, Chingaki Miyasoko, creator of Bloodborne

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>In the end, I suppose it is I who was the Dark Souls 3: Collector's Edition With Season Pass.

>Hand it over, that thing...your The Ringed City dlc...for my Lady's Ashes of Ariandel

Disinstalled the game right there

>>385819304
This guy got baited twice what a newfag

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>>385819304
A-ha! I've got you now.

What's that smell? The sweet money, oh it sings to me. It's enough to make a goy sick but not me*he says as he greedily rubs his hands*
The quotes bad enough, but the rest? We can see his actions, there's no need to insert false information relating to what he's doing. This is just going too fucking far. Almost stopped playing at this point.

>>385819162
>get to Gwyn
>Alright, let's be smooth, kiddo. Like smooth babies.

>>385819395
i like the other version better

>That wizard came from the moon

I still don't understand who Lady Maria was talking about

>"hand over that thing...your dark sou-*PLEASE PURCHASE SEASON PASS TO FINISH STORY*

That sleezy chink Miyazaki

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>>385816919
I still can't believe they got Sam Raimi to co-write for Bloodborne

>>385815070
>No John, you are the Old One
D R O P P E D

>>385817264
>ever waking up from the dream
pleb

I'm familiar with this joke but is it a reference to an actual game that did this? I've always wondered that.

>Perhaps the real treasure was the Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno we made along the way.

Really?

>>385820039
>Being this new
Disgusting desu senpai

>>385820341
not that guy but ive been here before /l/ was removed, /g/ was guro, /b/ was anime-random and i still don't know whats the original meme

>"Hm hm hm ha ha ha..My oh my, what was it? The Hunt? Or the dank pussy doll game? Oh, it doesn't matter... It always comes down to the hunters' helper to clean up after these sort of messes."

Really, from?!

>>385820525
>2012
>Not new

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>>385820456
>>385820525
>he doesn't know
lmao

>>385820525
>paying for a pass since 2012
>thinks this proves he's not a newfag
Only proves you're a retard with money

>pass friend deletes his post

>people unironically pay for 4chan passes
Holy fuck I didn't know people were actually this retarded.

>>385821657
>being this racist

>>385821657
Enjoying that recaptcha, anon?

>>385821913
No need to be assblasted, Passer.

>>385818490
>rape

It's a doll it can't give or rescind consent

>>385821913
Enjoying funneling your shekels to a Jap scam artist that will probably shutdown the site anyway?

>>385822113
she's obviously aware and fully conscious

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>>385821913
>a pass
>ever

Stop posting in my thread.

>>385815732
This made me think

>>385821913
>mild inconvenience
>paying money
Hmmm, super tough choice there