>get friends to come over to smash them in Tekken >forgot

did you suck their dicks

>Go to lan party
>Forgot to change my barney wallpaper

They thought Homura was the sexiest, didn't they?

>"I'll show you guys. I am really good at this game"
>get fucking rekt'd all day

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>playing video games

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>>385808339
>when the guy who has no experience with said game still beats you and everyone laughs at you

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>>385808456
>and then you have to suck the winner off but her cock is so big it hardly fits in your mouth

>dad wants to watch dvd on ps3
>turns it on
>hear this start playing from another room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xejlYdbDpck

My mom saw my wallpaper I had forgotten to change when she visited me.
https://my.mixtape.moe/ayrohv.png

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>Staying with parents for the holidays
>Playing MGS2 HD
>Mom actually walks in during the scene where Raiden is naked

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>Friends want to play with me but I suck at games
>Don't want to pull them down by being shit so I say no so I just sit there being useless as I struggle with whether I did the right thing or not while everybody else has fun

>>385810191
AYY What did she even say?

>>385810191
>porn wallpapers

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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>friend comes over to play vidya on lan
>invite him in and tell him I have to use the bathroom real quick but he can set up his stuff
>mfw I come back to my computer and realize I left the camp buddy thread on /y/ open on my monitor

>normie friends come over and see my full metal daemon muramasa fig
>dont care because im not a pussy bitch

>>385808456
>this is me
No fucking experience in tekken. Don't even know how to grab. Yet I manage to get a triple winstreak in the team mode. It was 4v4 if I remember and they just threw me in first to get my match over with.

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>>385810191
>minimize game, leave room to get drink of water
>mom enters
>sees this as my wallpaper
>laughs and says "Oh my God"
>leaves and doesn't bring it up
What did she mean by this?

friends? I'm beyond that.

>friends don't immediately start cheering when they see your senran kagura theme
You need better friends.

>>385810521
do you want to bang your mom?

>not having friends who like weeb games
Got my friend into playing SK, he loves Katsuragi.

>>385808102
>invite my people from college to my appartment to fuck them over in Super Smash Bros
>they insist on playing only on Omega maps with stocks instead of fun maps with items

Fucking tournee fags

>>385810040
>her cock

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>friend and his girl friend come to live wit me before they move
>she sees titty ninjas case(booklet and all)
>starts looking at the art book and asks for me to play it
>gets a kick how Ryona turns her ass towards attacks when blocking
My friends already know I like big anime titties so fuck it.

>>385810808
It's hard to get friends in to senran when they're basically pedoshit in their eyes, shit like standard JRPG's are easier

>>385810191
What a meh image, why do people even use background-less scribbles as their wallpapers?

>>385810908
>friend and his girl friend come to live wit me before they move
Literally why the fuck would you do this? Why would you want to be a cuck in your own house? Tell the gf to fuck off or bring hoes for you.

>>385810820
Haha anon, I was your mom all along and you are fucking disowned

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>Played FFXIV with a buddy for a while
>He had to stop playing when he started his apperenticeship because no money and time
>Still likes to watch me raid over steam broadcast
>I instinctively tab out and open chrome after wipes until everyone is ready
>Forget to turn off "Capture Footage from all Applications"
>Frequently Visited Sites: Sadpanda, Sankaku Complex, Hentai Haven

>>385810271
I like to put on porn wallpapers for my second screen and the tv when I fap. Usually a folder with many pics on rotation.

>>385810270
She asked me if I could change "that" to TV (it was on the TV screen she had just turned on). After that nothing on the subject.

>>385810521
>that screencap of anon's mom finding out he like mom futa
Someone post it. It's always a good laugh.

>>385808102
>friends
>Senran Kagura theme
thingsthatneverhappened.txt

>>385811163
Most important thing is to be yourself.

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>>385810040
>her cock

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>>385811163
>2016
>still ashamed when people see your porn tastes
Good and normal people won't judge as long as it's not toddler shit.

>>385811163
>"oh no people know I look at porn"

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>>385808102
>Want to invite friends over to play video games
>Don't have any friends

a-at least I don't have to worry about being embarrassed

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>>385811163
>female friend borrows my phone
>first suggested word on the keyboard is hentai

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>>385811450
It's weirder when it's Hentai, especially when it's Sad Panda but you're right. I'm just an insecure virgin.

>>385810940
>most characters have big tits
>pedoshit

>>385811550
who the fuck looks up porn on their phone

>>385811619
Did he even say anything?

He probably doesn't give a shit.

>>385811650
me

>>385808102
>playing Dragon Age: Origins
>have nude mod installed
>dad walks in while I'm talking to nude Leliana and goes, "Wow, look at her!"

He also saw me jacking off at least two times, which taught him VERY quickly to knock on my goddamn door before entering. If you're young and you still live at home and you want privacy, let one of your parents walk in on you jerking it or doing something weird. If they don't learn how to fucking knock, you'll make them fucking learn.

>>385811650
>he doesn't have the exhentai android app

>>385811550
>having female friends
cuck

>>385811650
I usually do after taking a shower

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>>385808102
>go to my mom's for the holidays
>bring my 360 and start playing Dead Rising in the living room.
>mom and niece are watching
>forget that the game uses your photos for loading screen
>it loads that pic of Jessie's tits that you have to take for the photographer
>awkward silence

Thanks, Capcom. You piece of fuck.

>>385811634
They look like 10-12 year olds with big titts

>>385811668
Nope and I know he doesn't. He plays Neptunia and puts his characters in the beach outfits, I never asked but it's pretty safe to assume he has the same interests.

>>385811683
>ever jerking off when there are people around while living at home
Why would anyone ever do that

>>385811650
>all my RSS feeds are about updates of my favorite doujin artists/3d hentai producers or decensor-processes

Everything is risky nowadays.

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>>385811650
Fapping in the toilet and cumming there and flushing is the supreme way to fap and cleaner, try refute me, that's why phones are better.

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>>385811683
>mom catches me fapping to gay porn
>moves my computer to the living room
haha yeah I sure taught her to knock

>>385811796
How do you even aim properly (I'm a cutfag I know I know) if your boner points up and it flies everywhere?

>>385811819
Did it cure the gay, though?

>>385811650
I just did. Fapping on the couch is great anon

>>385811859
You do a handstand against the wall next to the toilet bowl with one hand.

>>385811924
no

>>385811819
Then you have no choice but to jack it to gay porn in the living room. God speed, friendo.

>>385812104
I actually did this once.

It was not nearly as exciting as I thought.

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>only friend who's in to weebshit is in prison now
>everyone else keeps nagging to play shit like cod and fifa

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>>385810068
Oh no your dad now thinks you are not gay.

I bet he is Disappointed.

>>385812347
>only friend who's in to weebshit is in prison now
Let me guess, he's either black or he's in for pedoshit?

>>385808102
I doubt they cared, friend.

>>385812347
What did he do? Stab some fuck for disrespecting his waifu?

yesterday at work I showed my coworker a picture of my cock purely on accident while flipping through pictures of my cat on my phone.

sorry no video games, I went home and played Tetris.

>>385811323
Lolicon shit isnt any better u pedo

>>385812443
>>385812454
Yeah this dumb black weeb got caught trying to sell drugs and had a knife with him.

>>385812486
I like to play tetris when I'm feeling down too

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>tfw sister and her friends walked in on me
>tfw they laughed and said my dick was tiny

>>385812762
>>385812486
Kiss

>>385808102
>not having friends who are just as fucked up as yourself

My dad once walked in right when i was at this part in NMH2
https://youtu.be/MgUMs8FWS0g?t=3m

>>385808102
>get friends to come over
>forgot to change my loli wallpaper

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>>385810040
>her cock

>>385812510
You must be gay.

>>385812486
post cat

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>friends come over to smoke weed and play vista
>one of them brings a qt Asian girl
>friend requests to see fallout new Vegas for a bit
>tell friend to load a saved game but dont save etc
>leave to get water
>come back and everyone is laughing
>forgot I made a character named ASIAN SLUT
>mfw

>>385808102
>come home one day
>dad asks to talk to me alone
>tells me he saw some of the porn I was looking at
>tells me it's okay to be curious, but warns me that I can go to jail for looking at child porn
>the "child porn" in question was Bondage Fairies

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>never had anything like this
>not an anime loser

>>385813017
I wish
They're so much more normie than me

>>385813252
He's right though

>>385813252
wow your dad took this really well i think

>>385813017
>only person I talk to that's into lolis is an online friend I met through an MMO
Not sure how you find out if someone's into 2D little girls face to face.

>>385808102
>uh uh it was on random haha

>>385813396
Pedo scum should be eradicated

Just come out of the closet already so you can be jailed.

>Friend comes over
>My room is fucking messy
>Friend trips over some cable on the floor
>Knocks himself out on my knee
>Rape him while he is out
>He never found out
>Cash in the bank, it all checks out.

>>385813017
>wanting to be friends with people like yourself
but I hate myself though
so it stands to reason I'd hate them too

>>385813519
Maybe you'd like yourself more if you got to know yourself better.

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>having to explain why I only play female characters

I didnt know that it need expalantions.

>>385813252
Man, there just isn't enough stuff about tiny girls getting fucked by small animals and insects.

On deployment at my job I was playing tokyo jungle.
The captain of my ship walked in during free time timeout see what "the men were doing".
He walked in on me and my friend watching the tutorial for the pom Dog fucking the other doggo.

"Nice graphics I guess"
Then he left.

>>385811796
O

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>>385808102
>download hundreds and hundreds of wallpapers from /wg/
>they are all like vidya related
>get an occasional weird one
>have them on my tv that i use as a second monitor
>wallpapers change randomly every 5 minutes or so
>mummy walks in
>"anon get that off right now!"
>don't know what shes talking about
>look at TV/second monitor
>its a screenshot of a chrome window on redtube with lots of thumbnails of anal scenes
>mfw when i click on the X in the corner of the window
>mfw it doesn't do anything
>mfw I realise its a wallpaper

>>385811859
I have my right hand on my dick and my left hand holding toilet paper over the tip. Need to have a convenient place to hold your phone up, though.

>>385814170
Why don't you just put down your dick when cumming and cum inside the toilet instead of toilet paper?

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>tfw never caught and nobody even suspect i like anime

>>385812486
What did she say

>>385811163
Charlie?

>>385814331
>cumming hands-free
What are you, a low test trap faggot?

>>385811796
Yeah but it's not as comfy as doing it in bed.

>>385811819
You ought to start blasting it in the living room to prove a point.

>>385814428
>hands-free
What are you on?
You have one hand on your dick and one on the mobile phone. Just point your dick into the toilet with one hand when you cum.

>>385814331
I can't bend my dick down when it's erect. Moving my hips for the sake of cumming in the toilet sounds like a boner killer.

>>385811650
I do, I think the better question is what kind of illiterate dumbass just googles hentai? What is he like 10 years old? Does he type up boobies into google as well?

>>385814713
>Moving my hips
That's the way to do it. Not bending the dick. That sounds fucking painful.

>I was like 6 and I was playing Age of Empires II with the neighbors ´kid watching, he was in kindergarten at the time.
> Iguess I tried to look cool by making a sweeping gesture sith my mouse or my hand cramped up or something.
>I made a long line of pallisade all over the map, streching off to nowhere
I didn´t know how to delete it, get upset, because I´m an ovesensitive brat.
>End up crying over it, he gets awkward and leaves.

I don´t recall getting yelled at or anything for crying that time, now that I think about it, weird.

Also, trying to teach a two-button RTS to a kindergarten kid who doesn´t know his left from his right yet was suffering.

>>385810521
she think you're going to be forever a virgin, but at least you're not gay so it's good

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>>385813236
Oh damn.

>>385813872
They give me boners, what else can I say?

>>385814713
Moving your hips is a boner killer?
How do you fuck then?
Just imagine you are going to give that nasty toilet the facial she deserves.

>>385814963

Actually, it makes me more relaxed while playing. No I dont have gender identify issues, I just feel bad when playing male characters and Im unable to truly immerse into the game.

>>385815013
He doesn't fuck, he's an eternal fat virgin that needs to lie completely still on his back while he jerks off so that he doesn't physically exert himself so much between the blood pumping and the movement that he has a heart attack

>>385814614
That hurts like fuck, you dip.

>>385808102
>invite friends over
>forget to hide hentai
It wasn't embarrassing though because we're all degenerates who talk about hentai artists anyway.

>>385815147
delete this

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>>385808102
Who cares? I bet you all picked Slutarina afterwards.

>>385808102
but my friends know im a weeaboo

I remember when i beat up my friend in the gardern for beating me in Tekken 4 and bragging about it in my own house

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>>385810040

>>385808102
I was alone in a starcraft 2 guild, I was the guildmaster and I had the clan just because I wanted a tag and the guild portrait on my Command centers/nexus/hatcheries. You could change the portrait to any pic you wanted, so I choose an Ichigo picture, because I love Aikatsu and she is a cutie. Some day a friend purchased the game and invited him to the guild, he isntantly saw the image.

>Why do you have this pic?
>Uh...because it's ironic and it looks nerdy and it triggers normalfags, it's not like I love Aikatsu or anything, baka.

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>>385815857
Pic related is Ichigo.

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>>385815857
>ironically using the word baka in a conversation

I HAVE THE SOLUTION TO THE TOILET PROBLEM:

JUST DO A FUCKING SQUAT, you FAGGOTS
SQUAT LOW ENOUGH TO THE TOILET SO ALLYOU HAVE TO DO IS TILT YOUR DICK DOWN A TINY BIT (the hip rotation of the squat should do most of the work)

GET FLEXIBLE, GET FIT

>>385816137
It wasn't a problem from the start. That is what I have been doing everytime I fap in the bathroom. Or just fap standing. The real problem is people here are fat fuck virgins that can't fap if they are not lying down completely still because if they move they lose their boner.

>>385813236
Unsalvageable. Trying to think of what could have been said to play it off but there is nothing.

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>>385814408
she saw it, started blushing, but kept talking about our pets like a pro. I literally don't remember what I even said, I think I responded by saying "that wasn't for you, my bad" and let her continue talking, then walked back to my desk. were cool still tho, even tho I'm embarassed.

>>385813175
pic related

>>385811859
You act like you rick is a grenade launcher and aim accordingly.

This one time I used voice chat.

>>385816460
>you rick

Haha
I'm going to refer to it as that now

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>>385811859

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>>385808102
>get friends to come over
>wait a minute, i don't have any friends
>who are these people
>why are they in my house

>get friends
I can't even complete this step

i don't think i ever had a weird ass experience related to gaming with friends.

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>let sister borrow game
>character name is nigger

>>385812486
I do this on purpose because its my fetish.

I have loads of pics of my cats too, girls always want to see them. Never bust out the pics unless they ask. The last time I did it I was talking with my female roommate about my parents dogs and she be an teen to see them. Got to dick pic and oh shitted. Her eyes got very large and she laughed a little bit, nothing happened at the moment but lately she has been sleeping on the couch with major nip slips. She would always wear t-shirts when she napped but now its no bra tank tops. I think she is returning the favor

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>>385810191
>just casually having a giant cock and balls covering half of your screen
even if you live alone, cmon dude set yourself some limits

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>>385816869
>borrow sister's game
>her character is named ”THA BBC"

>Not having friends that are at the same level as you while hiding it in public
I don't remember a time where I invited them over and got embarrassed, but I do know we're all into degenerate shit so it doesn't matter

>>385811796
I just beat off and cum on my fucking carpet I don't even care I have no friends.

>>385816320
Just go "Got sick of playing a generic white dude but got fucking pissed trying to come up with a name"

>>385811002
Helping a friend out is below you I see

>not jerking off in the shower exclusively

>>385813017
>Have pretty weird tastes
>Know friend is degenerate like me and we share tastes
>Find out mine are NOTHING compared to his
>Tells me he's trying to ease off because his tastes are pretty terrifying

>>385817424
That feels like a lame excuse. A better way would be to just not give a fuck.

>>385817413
stains, bro.

>>385817574
"Hey anon you using new shampoo?"

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>>385817621
What are his tastes, anon?

>>385817558
There's helping a friend, then there's being a cuck. If he was your real friend he wouldn't have brought his girl with him.

>>385808456
>Get invited over to play Halo 2
>only heard of Halo on X-Play
>never even seen an Xbox IRL before
>proceed to massacre everyone
>host swaps halo for soul calibur
>steamroll everyone
>get kicked out of the room
>play smash with guys in the living room instead
good times

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>>385817574

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>>385817694
I don't care. There's a permanent, circular white stain in my green carpeting I just consider the designated boner zone.

>>385814730
but when i go to my doujin sites, i need to look up some new shit, so when i type in "ahegao gyaru english", it comes up on my autocomplete.
I'm still trying to figure out how to get that shit off my phone.

>Watching Nintendo E3 2008 on Spike
>Made a big deal of how I had to use the TV
>Sister walks in:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM2DCflkA6s

Fuck you, Nintendo.

>>385817574
I tried that once
Nearly passed out

>>385816380
>that wasn't for you, my bad
A
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P
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A

>>385817770
traps and deep throat

>>385816117
I don't think he actually said that.

>>385816912
fucking americans

>>385818170
Gay

>>385817770
It was bestiality I think it might have been some pretty hardcore stuff from the way he talked.
He did tell me one day he had a flash drive with a whole bunch of degenerate crap on it (stuff you couldn't explain to your parents or anyone normal). He fell asleep with it in his pants pocket and when he woke up it was gone. He said he looked everywhere and couldn't find it, even asked his parents if they ever found a flash drive claiming it has some school work on it or something. He's out of the house now but to this day he still hasn't found it and fears what will happen if his parents got it. From the sound of it there was some pretty spicy stuff on the drive but never told me exactly what was on it.

>>385817929
But I'm talking about google, not whatever sites search option.

>>385808102
Are they releasing a season 3 of Shokugeki? That anime was seriously underrated as fuck. Literally Dragon ball z in cooking form.

>>385816137
Reminds me of the time I squatted to take a shit at work because the toilet seat was coated in piss. It was a wet shit too so I couldn't just wipe quickly, I was stuck in a squatting position for about 10 mins. Felt like I had Chun-Li's thighs after that.

>>385818170
That's fucked up nowadays? I was expecting necrophilia with maggots.

>>385818265
There ya go.
Scary.

>>385810191
I legit don't understand porn wallpapers
I mean if that's your thing then go ahead but I don't get it

>>385818265
>bestiality
Is that really that out there? That's like babbys first day on 4chan kinda shit

>>385811650
Who the fuck doesn't?

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>no longer can get boners
>depressed has increased by 1000%

it'll happen to you too anon if you fap too much

>>385811721
You had to take a console for your mom's birthday?
I believe it is slightly more embarrasing and autistic.

>>385818724
Tbh I don't think anything could surprise me anymore.

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>have friend over
>forgot to stash away my dragon dildo

>>385816137

I just kneel on one knee. I've been fapping into the toilet my whole life.

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>>385818807
>have friends over
>forgot to wash and stash away my dildo

>friend discovered the semen realm
it's over

>>385810040
>her cock is so big it hardly fits in your mouth
me

>don't have friends

2ez

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>>385818985
>tfw you're so short you couldn't even reach the toilet if you were kneeling

>>385811796
True patrician right here.

>>385818112
This happens to me. It feels a billion times more powerful and I last way longer when Im in the shower or maybe its when I stand up

>>385817778
It's not anon's gf, quit parroting words you don't understand

>>385808102
>clean out office
>transport some stuff from office to home, including a few handheld vidya
>on the way to train, walk past a qt azn
>yellow fever intensifies
>run into some fence whilst looking at her
>vidya falls out due to collision
>it's Senran Kagura Burst, EU cover

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>>385810191
>>385810521
>tfw my mom was a stripper so she was always cool about stuff like this
I didn't set my desktop to porn at all but I did have my fair share of half naked big tiddied girls. Also play girls in games and dress them lewdly, and I have some big tiddy anime girl statues too. Now I take tiddy skittles and she's cool about that too. The way I see it is I always wanted to be a girl anyway, and to me being an imitation of one is still better than not being close to it at all. I'm keepin' muh dick though.

>>385819456
He literally said his friend is bringing his gf with him. Read again.

>>385819787

>my mom was a stripper

damn

>>385819787
Nice blog, keep us updated

>>385819903
no wonder he's so fucked up

>>385819937
Sent ;)

>>385808102

>Implying your autism isn't plainly obvious to everyone

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>>385819787
Kek your life must have sucked, you got bullied in school right for having a stripper as a mom?

Couldn't even invite friends over without jokes flying

>>385820149
She stopped doing that when I was still pretty young.

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>sister comes over to give me dinner
>asks if she can check e-mails
>as I put the food in the fridge remember I had like a dozen anal, rimming and cum-kissing/swapping porn links open

Installed 2 browsers since that incident.

>>385819787
I'm confused, what are tiddy skittles?
Hormone pills?

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>>385818775
>tfw spent the last three days busting my nuts off and came at least 12 times

No-Fap August here we come

>>385820149

you nuts? he'd be fucking popular since everyone would have wanted to "play videogames" at his place just to get a glance at his mum

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>>385820471

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE its not fair

I can't even get an erection anymore.

Maybe I'm very sick and don't realize it.

is it a bad thing if you are in constant pain and just ignore it?

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>>385810269
Just play and have fun dude. Don't leave yourself out of playing video games with your friends especially if they want to play with you.

>>385820257
That's because she moved onto prostitution.

>>385820607
How do you manage to live being that stupid?

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>>385820616

>friends

yeah we all have those right... hahah....

;_;

>>385820418
Correct.

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>brother takes my usb drive without asking to move some files
>that's where I store backups of my porn drawings
>mfw he probably saw them

a-at least my stuff is vanilla I guess...

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>>385820630

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>>385820698

I'm stupid because?

>>385818775
>28
>jerk at least 3 times a day on average
>still get random boners
Yeah no

>>385820809
>is it a bad thing if you are in constant pain and just ignore it?
Dude...

>>385820616
>tfw i get too salty playing multiplayer to have fun even with friends
>even friends agree it's more fun if i don't play
I'll just stick to watching them and playing my own games in the corner.

>>385820809
Nigger, you have ED. Go to a doctor or something

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>>385820896

I've been to the doctors, they claim I'm just full of shit so what can I do anon?

>>385820915

Why bother see comment above

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>>385821010
>so what can I do

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>>385811512
Go out there and makes some friends. Sure it might not be as simple as that but its worth a shot

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>>385821094

thanks cranky I've considered it for awhile.

I guess I should stop thinking about it and just do it, right?

>>385821010

see a psychiarist or something, for men it's often a head thing. Had a gf once I wanted to break up with but couldn't for some time (shared an apartment) during that time couldn't get a proper erection because of the pent up anger and frustration

>>385821123
Impossible task.

>>385819787
I want to black you and your mom anon.

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Told this is the last thread we had like this but why not

>testing out vore mod on starbound for a while
>hear a blip sound through steam
>check and see I have broadcasting enabled
>2 people are watching - my irl friends
>only message so far is ''what is this'' in chat

>>385808456
>Friends are all playing a game
>Not that great at it. Maybe decent at best.
>Dont want to embarass myself so I sit out
>They pester me into playing either way saying its fine
>"Whatever lets just do this"
> Stomp them all
>"What the fuck anon I you said you were trash"
>They act like I was lying about being bad and start huffing and puffing
>When the fact is that they're all actually worse than me

>>385819787
>mother is a whore
>traumatized kid is a tranny
P O E T R Y

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>>385819787
so is your mom hot?

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>>385821201

>see a psychiarist or something

I already do, nothing changes.

>my girlfriend

your lucky anon.

>I wanted to break up with but couldn't

What a shame.

>>385813278
Nope, just a pepe one

>>385821123
Not him, but I live in a very small town where my only options are to hang out and drink constantly with old hicks or hang out with teenagers, and while I'm sure both are nice enough, I don't really see the appeal.

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>>385821123
>ywn a former Yakuza and gives you life advice to be a better person
Why live?

>>385819787
>keeping the dick
nice

>>385820591
It wouldn't be in a good way retard. Imagine everyone telling you how much they wanna fuck your mom and constantly call her a whore if you ever annoy them.

>>385811213
I've been waiting too long to see this. Come on now. Someone post it

I don't have the story typed out but the tl;dr version is I unknowningly ERP'd with my best friend in RL while on UO when we were like 10

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>>385811213
>>385821389

I always have this shit

>>385821162
Even if you don't, consider not not being an avatar fag, limp dick.

>>385819787
sauce?

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>>385821484

Oh sorry, I'm so sorry for making your autism angry anon.

How about I mix it up a little?

Frustrated? Oh poor you. Pales in comparison to how I feel.

>>385821123
>it's not that simple
Eh, depend on what kind of friends. People to just shoot the shit with and play vidya? That's actually pretty easy. Just a couple of months ago at my local game store I over heard some dudes setting up fighting game tournament at the place. Asked if I could join and ended up meeting a couple dudes who I play games with pretty often.

>>385819787
So where's the father in all this? I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't one.

>>385821561
You talk like a fag. You really should just kill yourself and stop being a burden to everyone, you /r9k/ reject.

>>385821628
Obviously

You can't have a father in your life and still be faggot

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>>385821659

working on it mate.

please take your autism medication too, I want you to be at good health as well.

>>385821454
How can one mom be so based? I really wish this was real

>>385821454
His mom sounds like such a nice person.

>>385821231
how did you respond?

>>385821793
>working on it
you're either dead or you're not, and you ain't fucking dead. kys.

>>385820809
Is it a bad thing if I just slit my wrists and bleed out but just ignore it?

>>385821561
You really are quite a whiny bitch, and yes i agree you should probably take your avatarfagging and get out.

>>385821210
Wew.

>>385821281
Yeah, she's in her mid 50s nowadays though.

>>385821514
Kakegurui.

>>385821628
Hes been there the entire time, just would have to travel a lot for work and beat me pretty often so I came to not want to be around him at all.

>>385821865
said it was a joke I was going to show to them later

>>385820704
Refer to my other post
>>385821123

>>385818781
I wrote "holidays" you autist.

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>>385821867

Don't you see how this works you stupid pleb. You are getting madder and madder at the situation, thus feeding my pleasure.

I've already said I'll get to it, but this made you ever angrier, the exact thing I wanted to happen.

>>385821956

Thanks anon I do my best every day.

>>385821867
stop giving the faggot the attention he wants. ignore him and let him just kill himself.

>>385821962
He was trying to beat the faggot out of you, but clearly he didn't do it enough.

>>385813872
If it's all you do, it's not a fetish, it's what you want to be

>>385822016
fuck nice recovery. although im sure they didn't believe you. it's not like you could have said anything else anyway

>>385821962
>Kakegurui.
thanks

>>385822045
don't tell me what to do faggot you're not my real mom

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>>385821962

>mommy was a stripper
>father beat him
>taking hormone pills to be a woman

this story evolves more and more every post

>>385821454
What a great mom.

>>385822037
Why not post on /adv/? Or go to a different doctor? Surly someone has an answer about your erection. Saying that it's also in constant pain doesn't help your situation, it needs to be fixed ASAP

>>385822162
Kek. You are on to something anon.

>>385821962
>Yeah, she's in her mid 50s nowadays though.
any pics?

>>385818354

Comes out in the fall, anon

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>>385808456
>Beat friend in Smash Bros
>Beat friend in Tekken
>He practices quite a bit
>I have no experience what so ever
Either I'm gifted or he's a scrub to end all scrubs. I can't destroy him in vidya anymore because he rages like an autstic sperg when he loses.

>>385822382
He's not going to send us pics on /v/.
Even though he should

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>>385822245

by constant pain I meant my whole body not just my dick, but yeah it isn't a normal thing.

I've tried to remedy it, as with other things in my life.

Sometimes when you fail over and over your entire life, you stop trying.

@385822481
clearly you haven't stopped trying enough because you're still posting instead of killing yourself

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>>385808102
Being ashamed of titty ninjas
What are you, gay?

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>>385822083

Except I dont. Whenever I have to play a guy, I cant stand how ugly he is. When I play female characters, I can dress them up however I want.

>>385822481
I sometimes get this too actually, my whole body feels like it aches and I can never get erect or feel pleasure. But it's not constant, just something that happens rarely. Kind of like flu or something.

>>385822481
well you need to keep trying to improve because it's only gonna get worse

>>385822570
What's with you? Can you stop being an autist for a change?

>>385822450
He absolutely should.

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>>385822587
You don't understand the experience of how a Normie judges you.

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>>385822646

well its constant for me, and for years now.

and when you tell doctors and your family and they look at you like you're crazy and/or lying, what can you do then?

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>>385821454
Would've loved to see both of their faces after she leaves the room laughing, mustd've been adorable.

Also
>mom comes over on weekend
>i'm out doing buying stuff to eat and her cigarettes
>come home
>"you had a pretty boring background, anon(it was one of those space pictures where you see the Earth) so i changed it
>take computer out of sleep mode
>this is the background

>>385822725
No one wants to see pics of a wrinkly 50 yo

Don't let 2d fool you

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>my crush at work is in the break room using her phone
>she gets distracted and sets her phone on the table
>she is on tumblr and I spot what her profile is called
>check it out after I get home and there is lots of lewd otome game content
>find a tag she uses on all her posts about work and co workers
>she thinks I'm a creep with yellow fever because I'm into jrpgs and anime. Talks shit because I try to talk to her too much
>make a tumblr and load it with pics of my erection
>send her a friend request
>mfw I know she has seen my huge cock when I work with her

She has horrible taste in games. Im embarrassed for her

@385822703
>stop being an autist
>says the guy posting ”waah im hurt so much inside and out my weiner broke :(” on a subsection of a taiwanese water painting forum dedicated to a children's hobby

>>385822814
You ignore these idiots because the only one who truly cares your wellbeing in yourself. Doctor won't listen or calls you a liar? Go to a different doctor.

>>385822847

shes fucking chad instead of your big dick anon.

>>385821561
>refuse help
>play the pity card

You don't get to bitch and whine at people when they offer you advice and also fish for sympathy. That makes you the worst kind of person. Pick one or the other, you cockmunch.

>>385822823
Was the new wallpaper already saved in your computer, or did she get that herself? implying you're not lying, that is

>>385822824
I've beat off to 50 year olds filling the generation gap. I'm totally cool with pictures of that dude's mom.

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>>385820359
>sister comes over to give me dinner

>>385822789
I remember I was at work once and I had been working with an absolute normie 18 year old but he's a good guy. There's another scrawny guy who I have worked with and talked with there and we sometimes talk about anime and video games. He ends up working with us one time and mentions to both myself and the 18 year old that he started going to the gym and says that he listens to music while he works out. 18 year old asks what he listens to and he blurts out "DRAGON BALL Z MUSIC" and the 18 year old mutters "what the fuck...". I cringed so bad. How'd that fucker even get a gf revealing his power level so eagerly like that.

>>385822814
Okay nigga there's something suspicious about you
Do you have a history of mental illness or drug abuse

>>385822596
Dude, just play a buff male and get all the chicks on the server while watching the sunset together. It's not that hard and works every time.

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>>385822992

your advice to me, which you are now calling "help" was to kill myself.

I said "yeah I am working on it anon don't worry"

but you still aren't satisfied.

What kinda of person does that make you?

>>385823153
he's not even me faggot btw you don't "work" on killing yourself. you either do it or you don't.

>>385822824
It might surprise you but there are some decent looking 50 year olds out there.

>>385822962
According to her tumblr she is scared of sex and is a lesbian.

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>>385808102
>Friend comes over
>Sees my Makoto theme
>Says it looks cool

>>385823014
>>385823261
You niggas are fucked up getting off to dusty expired women.

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>>385822847
Devilish.

>>385811796
A true scolar

>>385815668
You love it when your friends got o your house to get hard on fake titties don't you?

You just love those bro-boners you gay ass niggaloid

>>385810191
That's nothing

>mom visits
>she wants to take a picture of the view outside my window (I live near the highest floor in an apartment) and send it to the family
>uses my phone to take the picture
>goes to the gallery to check
>I had a bunch of pics of my butthole cause I started lifting a while back and got hemorrhoids from the squats
>wanted to see what it looked like but forgot to delete the pics
>know my mom saw the pics but shes never mentioned it or anything
>this was a couple of years ago

Still want to kill myself from the embarrassment

>>385823269
I've seen this before, literally the girl who couldn't walk the next day

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>>385823227

What do you do with your time?

You seem to be such a great person.

And well, if that wasn't you, how can I tell anon? With the context I am given and how everyone here is branded with "Anonymous" I can't tell who is who. But you won't quote the post where you say you were helping me, so I can't actively read it and look at your advice with a more thorough lens.

Instead, you just keep doing what most people do here and that's become aggressive.

>>385823390
To be fair, I get off to a lot of things, not just 50 year olds.

>>385823153
first time replying to you but you seriously need to get somewhere else in life and work on getting financially stable. There is nothing worse for depression than squirming around in a negative environment. I mean, your family laughing at you and your doctor calling you a liar? Get the fuck out of there asap.

>>385823390
Of all the shit that gets discussed here you think it's fucked up that some people like older women? Is it that much of a stretch of the imagination, anon?

>>385822847
This is similar to what happened to one of my professors at university

He had pulled up an imgur picture to show us some shit, and one of my mates noticed his username and looked it up

Turned out he had a very dirty mind and was also a virgin up until very recently (he now bragged about having a gf on imgur)

>>385823390
Lads fug grannies to get ready for lasses
Grampas fug lasses cause they don't want grannies
That's how it is

>>385823390
You are wrong. If the person didn't party their whole life then they will look plenty fapable enough when they hit 50.

Also, it's nice looking at pictures of older people and imaging how their life went.

>>385823513
every post where i tell you to kill yourself is me helping you.

>>385823628
>Lads fug grannies to get ready for lasses
Normal people don't have to do this, you freak

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>>385823689

xD

>>385823586
It's crazy what sort of personal shit people will just put up on the internet for all to see.

>>385823491
Your mother has seen your asshole from the day you were born. Your mother has had her finger in your asshole. Your asshole is special to her. I'm not making this shit up, I'm talking from experience. Don't sweat it

>>385823549
There's older women

Then there's women reaching grandma ages.

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>>385823771
>Your mother has had her finger in your asshole

>>385823734
I would love an older experienced woman to teach me what she knows.

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>>385823013
No, i'm not lying. The picture was saved on the "wallpapers" folder in the desktop. Only a few lewd ones are there, the "heavy" ones are in another folder.

She never did it again, but she said that she much prefers "those" kind of colorful backgrounds over boring pictures.
Example

>>385823083
Well maybe his gf isn't a bitch and ok with his powerlevel.

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>all this anime avatar posting

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>CS1.6/source lan
>kill the enemy team
>"good job"
>switch teams
>"WOW this game sucks! i shot you like a million times!"
or
>deep sigh followed by angry keyboard shuffling
its just a game, if you dont want to get mad why dont we play some coop games?

>>385823810
What, never heard of a cougar?

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>friends visiting
>asks for wifi password
>its Hentaisquad420

>>385823909
>not just hiding the blog posting

>>385822789
>spend life hiding a fairly low power level
>normies openly 'squee' on facebk about harry potter, doctor who, marvel and other shit

>>385823764
>grow up pre web 2.0
>warned to not even use initials or anything online
>teachers, parents and everyone even semi-tech literate preaches this like religion
>myspace and then facebook happen
>it all goes out the window
Fuckin' a

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>>385823153
>>385821010
>>385821284
Don't need to kill yourself dude. Keep trying everything you can. No need to give up your life. Stuff can work out after a period of time where it doesnt

>>385823869
You've never actually seen a baby shit have you.

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>Friend comes over
>Wants to try Tekken 7 on my PC since he only has it on PS4
>mfw realizing all the skimpy outfits I've made for all the female characters

>>385823895
thanks for reminding me how fucking awful the deception series is since 3

>>385823928
some people get mad at co-op, too. maybe even madder.