>Elves and Men fight like children over who's the top

>>385800635
Khajiit are mer, turned into cats because Azura is a crazy cat lady.

>>385800635
The only good place for a khajiit is in the slave cages.

>>385800712
WE WUZ MURZ N SHEEEEEIT

>>385801645
This is a perfect description of the races.

>So high on moon sugar they actually believe they've ever left Tamriel

>>385800635
The bosmer are actually the true master race because they are the superior stealth archers/ assassins

>>385801959
it's mentioned in the emperor's guide, and while I've not played it, apparently it's actually linked to the dominions questline in eso near the end

>>385801959
>meanwhile the superior Imperial has left Tamriel and is clearly the superior race

DUDE SKOOMA LMAO

Skoomafags are the fucking worst, most of the time they can't even admit they are hopelessly addicted to that shit.

It's no big coincidence that when the khajiit come to Vvardenfell they bring their skooma problem with them. They were all better off as slaves, at least their life served some purpose outside of getting shitfaced every day.

Elder Scrolls lore is like an iceberg of frozen shit. It looks like your regular crappy fantasy fare but then as you peer beneath the surface you discover there's so much more shit than you'd ever expected.

>>385800635
more like spice colonies, m i rite?

Redguard are the best race, though. I mean, really.

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>>385803097
>nuking your own continent with anime swords

Yes well done Tyrone

>>385803292
why isn't worf using his bat'leth?

>>385803292
Hey man, just about all the Tamriel races have fucked themselves over at one point. The Redguards did it in the coolest way possible. Fucking nuke swords? That's anime tier shit.

Also that's racist.

>>385801645
okay but are any of these races good at stealth archery

Hey guys im starting a new game in skyrim can you guys tell me what my next racharacter shoukd be and what abilities are the best ?

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>>385803826

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Khajiit wants all to live in harmony

>>385803826
be a stealth archer

>>385802448
When Elsweyr sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing moon sugar. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

>>385804823
fuck it, it's not like im doing anything at 5am

Men are also on the moon(s)

>>385804823
Give me something nice.

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>>385805886
I cant remember if the imperial moon colony is cannon or kirkbride fanfic addition

>>385804823
Lets see how this turns out.

>>385804823
Rol

>>385804823
Nord pls

>>385806236
Kirkbride fanfic

>>385807641
Sounds about right. The Khajiit moon colonies is referenced in a couple official capacities despite how fucked it up is, literally making a tower of khajiits to get there

>>385800712
they aren't mer

>>385807641
You're forgetting, C0DA makes it canon, so both.

What build should I go for in my first playthrough of Ultimate Skyrim? I'm thinking a Nightblade or a Paladin type. Both seem like they could be a lot of fun.

>>385801645
I will play this game when they add the equivalent to Meds.

I guess we're too masterrace for shit Todd games

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>>385807973
>>385800712

Khajiit existed before elves on Tamriel, but they were made from the same spirit or something like that

>>385808247
stealth archer

>>385808247
The thing about being a nightmare is that after a certain point assassinating stuff without any use of magic becomes the most convenient option because stealth is way too strong.

>>385808531
Khajiit and Bosmer share the same origin. They were formless beings that couldn't stabilise their form. Yiffre made some of them into Bosmer and Azura made the rest into Khajiit

>>385808247
Orc Paladin who uses rage to smite sinners. Never use it on crap like spiders who are just doing what is natural to them.
Also mod it so any evil unkillable NPC can be killed, rage and kill them

>>385808705
IIRC it was the other way around

Azura created the Khajiit and then Yiffre tried to copy "her" but did a bad job of it

>>385804823
rollibadvsdfkop

>>385809508
>>385804823
refoakldsalroll

>>385808262
What the fuck do you think the Imperials are? They're based on Roman Empire.

>>385804823
Roll (fuck off, it's not spam)

>>385809684
Fuck that, re-roll

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>>385800635
>this is what catfuckers actually believe
never happened in the games timeline, it was a memory from a dragon break that was probably just a collective hallucination anyway
besides both the Aldmeri Dominion and the Imperial Empire had space programs to reach aetherius with the Skybirds of Alinor and the Mothships

>>385802968
t. someone who started playing ES with Skyrim

>>385800635
hey guys I'm doing the thieves guild quest for calcemor in markarth and once I get inside the dwarf museum the city guards confront me every time as well as the wizard guards attacking me. Is there a fix? do I just abandon thieves guild for this playthrough?

>>385801645
I love how there's subtle bait about "the skyrim series"

>>385802968
thats what I like so much about it. It seems like normal fantasy to the outsider, a twist on traditions to the casual player and completely unique to a dedicated lore nerd
TES does fantasy bodybuilding and storytelling just how I like it. People go about their day without constantly worrying about their impending doom or talking about the cosmology of the universe. You need to read books or knowledgeable figures to find that shit.

>>385810117
the whole thing is bait

>>385810290
I bet you're a Thalmor warrior.

>>385803032
Underrated post

>>385803826
All of them? Why do people feel the need to be one class in a game that lets you be all classes at once

>>385801645
This guide was crucial to me figuring out my stealth Archer build

>>385804823
i cant be bothered to reinstall all the sex mods

>>385803381
Because he switched to using the Mek'leth when he went to DS9.

>>385806236
I love the Dwemer for their Mesopotamian influence alone.

>>385800635
>khajiit have space colonies on the moons

...wait what?

>>385804823
Not spam.

>>385804823
Rolling at work.
>inb4 promotion

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>>385810983
they literally climbed on top of each other while drugged out to reach it

Not even fanfic, actual lore

>>385805608
We need to build a wall around Elsweyr

>>385811417
>Roscrea
>Pyandontea
It's been a while since I played any of the games but I don't remember this

>>385812173
because they are pure fanfiction

>>385804823
let's see

>people in this thread are trying to distinguish a difference between fan fiction and lore without realising that fanfics are now lore.

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>>385812323
>Pyandonea
>fanfic

Pick one.

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Pyandonea

Pyandonea is home of the sea elves. There's far more to TES lore than what we see directly in-game.

Why are falmer souls white? Did they degenerate that much?

Isnt Elsweyr a land localized in a alternative dimension where only Khajits know how to enter or something like that?

>>385811417
>Not even fanfic, actual lore
C0DA is also lore, faggot.

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>TES has all this cool lore
>none of it is ever in game outside of Morrowind

What is CHIM?

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>>385814012
ket

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>>385813949
there's small snippets of it if you look hard enough

Like skyrim has a couple references to the Thalmor ultimate goal of trying to end existence

>>385814012
Bottom line it's when people in the Elder Scrolls realize they're in a game, and one of two things happen. Either they blink out of existence (Zero Summing) or they alter their own stats and change the world around them (Chim).

The Dwemer Zero Summed, Vivec Chimmed. They both did the same thing. Questions?

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>>385814326
We don't know if the dwemer zero summed. They became the skin of their giant space robot demi-god

>>385814326
If they truly zero summed we wouldn't even know they ever existed

>>385814513
>>385814707

I was just giving the bottom line. What happened to the Dwarves was a very conscious version of Zero Summing that basically turned them into a fourth dimensional skin on purpose, because they recognized that their world was fake and wanted to become real so they tried to make the realest fake thing ever, and that was Akkulikan, made with the collective consciousness of millions of Dwemer reality Denialists.

>>385814012
>What is CHIM?

Let me explain.
CHIM is what happens when you realize that you ar

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>>385814012
>>385814326
>>385814513
>>385814707
>>385814756

>trying to explain this shit to your normie friends who have just played skyrim at face value

I've tried

>>385814756
>and that was Akkulikan, made with the collective consciousness of millions of Dwemer reality Denialists.
no that was the Numidium, Akulakhan came after

>>385812173
Roscrea is just an island in bumfuck nowhere really. Apparently it's owned by Solitude.

>>385815006
My bad, it's been a while and I remembered them as the same thing.

>>385813949
>muh Morrowind

Fuck off you faggot.
The lore is in every game.
Morrowind isnt the special snowflake you believe it is. Its just another nostalgia fueled fantasy that isnt anywhere as good as its fanbase claims it to be.

>>385814756
Didn't that happen accidently with the tools of kagrenac?

>>385814326
>realize they're in a game
>IN A GAME

Nigga you dumb.
It's a dream. Its when they are realize they are in a dream. Jesus fuck.

>>385815356
It's obviously a pretense towards breaking the fourth wall, famalamadingdong. Chim is just accessing the Elder Scrolls construction kit.

>>385813949
They all have cool lore hidden here and there. Morrowind just had more of it apparent through the main campaign.
And it had a better story.
And a better setting.

>>385815327
kagrenac himself performed the ritual/science as their stronghold was being besieged by chimer (and nords I believe?) in haste. It fucked up

>>385800635
Why isn't cryodiil a jungle?

Translation error?

>>385804823
rell

>>385811417
when are we gonna visit the places that arent tamriel.

>>385815609
because computers and consoles from 2006 couldn't handle jungles
they still struggle now, which is why I doubt we'll see Valenwood any time soon

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>>385815609

>>385815609
C H I M
H
I
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Also bethesda's engine is garbage.

>>385800635
The only good Khajiit is a Khajiit inside the oven.

>>385800635
don't forget only the khajiit and dunmer will survive the return of the numidium and ascend into the next reality as gods

>>385815712
>I doubt we'll see Valenwood any time soon

Don't you know, Valenwood was another great plains all along!

>>385815658
reroll because 8

>>385814012
CHIM is when you realise you are in a dream and can control the dream.

it can be broken by others who don't believe the dream though, which is why worship is usually a priority, so you have a bunch of mooks who will never wake.

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>>385800712

>>385803534
Curved swords..CURVED SWORDS

Who's the Godhead?

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>>385816610
The game developers.

>>385800635
>implying any of the cool lore or flavor text is relevant or ever utilized in the actual games

>>385803097
>Blackaboos watched so much DBZ they literally learned how to harness powers of mass destruction

>>385804823
ok den gimme

>>385816610
Anu(real)

>>385815609
Because Bethesda wanted the art direction for Oblivion to be generic fantasy, complete with the Lord of The Ring movie stylings.

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>>385808705

>All these ugly disgusting races being so petty on a Bengalese moonsugar refining message board

Khajit and argonian master race alliance 4evr till the day I die

>>385812427
I'll believe it when Numidium comes back and erases my favorite race from history.

>>385804823
Let's roll.