Describe the game you're currently playing / just recently

Sour grapes

Undercooked lasagne.

McChicken

I'm so depressed lads

>>385774060
why? the pizza delivery guy taking too long?

>>385773097
A nice, tender, juicy steak.
The steak after was way too chewy, and the previous one was a tad overcooked.

Shuffling two Big Mac's together like a deck of cards, and then ripping it up into some sort of bizzare salad

>>385774097
is this loss

Hamburger at a Mexican place
I knew it was a poor choice but went for it anyway

It's a hard boiled egg because you're a yoke in an egg white because can use the yoke and the egg white separately or together

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Where does the store keep the Basil? I can't find it among the veggies.

>>385774321
Dude now I'm feeling that regret from ages ago.

It's a nice casual fast food chain, the floors are very clean and the waitresses are always smiling. The kind of place where you would go with your friends from time to time.
But it's always packed and if you order certain things from the menu people around you will complain about the smell, so even though they sell unique dishes that aren't commonly found in fast food chains, you end up having to order a burger with some fries.
The customers are also very rude and loud.

In the end, the whole experience is a disappointment and you never come back.

Pepperoni mushroom jalapeño

>>385774383

what the fuck

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Delicious undercooked steak

>>385773097
Chicken dinner

Imagine eating a food that looks appealing but it's filled with random pockets of spice and salt. There are some good parts to it, some great parts, but you have to eat every last bite, not just the good. And imagine when you finish it you have another plateful dropped in front of you and if you finish this one you can also win a t-shirt or a medal, maybe even cash! Its never worth the suffering, though. It just sucks, and even the good parts aren't great.

It was like planning for a standard steak, potatoes, and vegetables dinner, only to find that the next time I ate it, if I had only steak and left the potatoes, it was just as hearty but in a completly different way. On the third playthrough I left the stake whole and never took a single bite, and again the meal was somehow entirely different. The presentation was deceptively basic, and only when I actually took a bite did I realize how well made it was.

guess

>>385773097
This thread is fucking impossible.

>>385774916
This sounds distinctly like you're trying to describe Nier Automata, but you have shit taste.

>>385773097
>implying /v/ is capable of any other type of analogy

Sausage, vodka, bread, and military rations.

>>385775328
Nah Nier is good, I was describing Overwatch

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>>385773097
Laffy Taffy Gooey Battle Royal

>>385775441
>what are feces analogies

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Endless breadsticks

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Splinter Cell Blacklist

>>385776762
They're SHIT that's what

>>385776539
What the fuck kind of dish is a "battle royale", you dumbass?

how would you describe american nightmare?

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>>385774097

>>385776857
Disgusting

How does it taste ?

>>385773097
The whole series is a buffet when most other games in the genre are a one or two course meal.

I'd say like a Veal Sandwich because it is great when you stop getting triggered over it

It's like asking for a burger and then getting what looks like a burger but once you start eating into it you realize it's a hot dog. And then after you take a bite you realize it just got longer and changed colors.

>>385774863
How's the fun factor.
The boner factor, and the lewd factor.

>>385773097
Eating unmarked canned foods, while gambling in the dark.

>>385778275
The game is so badly programmed that I can't even get my controller to work even with the updates so fuck it.
Seemed like it could be mindless fun with some nice boner action.

It was actually quite difficult from the little I played.

>>385778302
Subway is really shit.

>>385778302

Swap Popeyes with pizza hut and this is not bad

>>385778302
>Wendy's better than Sonic
>Popeye's better than KFC
>Taco Bell in garbage tier
>Domino's not in garbage tier
>No Arby's in sight

What the fuck is wrong with you anon

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>>385778302
>5 guys that high
no

>>385778302
In-N-Out is completely garbage. Switch that with BurgerKing. Subway should be in Oka" tier and Taco Bell & KFC should be in Good and Okay respectively.

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>>385778302
I never understood what the big deal was about Five Guys. Is it that they cook it in front of you and toss your fries into the bag? Also
>No Cookout

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>>385778779
Maybe he fell for the Arbys meme that it's bad

It hasn't been bad since 2014

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>>385778302
behold, knave.

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>>385773097
Blue rare stake.

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>>385773097

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>>385778302
>>385779734
RIP the only good thing Burger King ever had on the menu

>>385779384
Most 5 guys used to be a lot better. Cookout is pretty easily in good on value/selection alone, maybe toss a zaxbys or checkers in too

>>385778302
these lists never make sense since everyones experiences vary.

for example subway and jack in the box should easily be garbage tier. in-n-out is the equivalent of going to a good mc donalds. Popeyes and carls jr are great, but I've only eaten at carls jr. once. Taco bell and BK would also be in good or at least ok tier.

>>385779082
>tripfag
>splat2n cakefag
>shitty taste
keep your autism on some other board you dumb nigger

>>385779734
I'm really fucking into those Queso burgers Wendy's has put out recently. Gonna be upset when they go away

>>385778405
B-but that shimapan..
Shame desu, maybe I'll just pirate it to ease this itch.

imagine trying to eat ribs using your greased up schlong as your only cutlery while a fat old mexican man sniffs you all over

>>385780913
nigga wtf kind of game are you playing?

>>385781067
the fun kind

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looks like it could be okay at first glance
really tedious to get through
takes a long time
doesn't actually get any better as you go on

>>385773097
Gallon jugs o' milk.

>>385774383
thats deep bruh

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>>385781558
>sourdough jack is my favorite
excellent

>>385779734
>>385778302
I like Dominos sandwiches but their fucking pizzas and bread bowls with all that garlic sauce on the crust is fucking disgusting.

Not fast food but Wawa has some pretty nice stuff, I like getting their turkey sausage breakfast sandwiches in the morning with some cold orange juice.

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>>385775486
get out of here stalker

like that one drink you really like, but you've had it so much over the course of 6 years it's just tiresome now

Spaghetti

>>385778302
Calibro here, In N Out is absolutely overrated and Wendy's is superior to it in every way possible. What's more Taco Bell is actually pretty good, despite everything on the menu more or less being the exact same thing with different shapes.

>>385779734
>American junk food
>Thinking it's any good
>Not having your own local place which are cheaper and more delicious
I tried most of these places and the only good one is Five guys and Mc Donald's ice cream

>>385774321
>>385774575
you deserved every overly dry, hardly even beef-flavored bite you untermenschen

>>385773097
UMA DELICIA

>>385773097
A 50 piece mcnugget meal with only 3 packets of sauce, and they're all just honey mustard.

>>385781708
boderlands 2

>>385780217
They are pretty fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6SUphTT88

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This canadian chef tried to make his own rendition of the best american dish from a british chef, managed to fuck up a lot of things that were done right for the original chef, at the same time it fixed some stuff that were overlooked by him. It's an OK meal, but the London guys do it better.

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Dead Rising 4

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Parfait
Donuts
Cream pies

toast sandwich
>tried to play a game but it wouldnt load, today (3 days after) i found it was because i didnt put in one of the ram sticks back properly when cleaning them

It's like a full course meal, but you have to sacrifice some pieces of the menu in order to get your ideal meal

But un the end, Holy fuck is it worth it.

>>385779734
Wataburger is top teir you faggot

picking out the most delicious looking ingredients for your subway sandwich but the bread is mouldy

>>385786591
>pizza hut
That shit is so fucking greasy nowadays, I always feel like I need a shower after I eat it.

>>385787108
This could be any game that has a decent modding community

>>385785904

Battleborn?

Revolution 60?

>>385773097
The candy is the BOMB

A piece of literal human feces.
PLAYER UNKNOWN: BATTLEGROUNDS

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>>385785904

Mass Effect: Andromeda

>>385782831
My man, I love Wawa; too bad it's East coast only
>those new handspun milkshakes

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I created a burger from scratch and then it started shuffling at me weirdly