It's not funny anymore /v/ when are we going to get actual

>>385765610
>buying a console that doesn't have at least 5 exclusives you really want currently out

Your own fault for being someone with more money than common sense.

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>>385765610
>Switch
>No games
When will this forced meme perpetrated by S0nyggr0es ever end?

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>>385765610
Now you know better. Don't buy a console until the software you know you'll want is already out.

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I love when consoles just launch because if someone complains about the lack of games you can claim they don't own the system, and if they actually do you can just call them out on their retardation.

>Beat Zelda and other games. Sold it for a profit, will buy it again for cheap after Christmas when theres "used" stock,

win/win

>>385765610
No-one to blame but yourself.

>>385765857
I love my switch, but that is a terrible list.

>over 8 ports
>1 exclusive game to switch on that list (Splatoon 2, BOTW and MK8 on Wii U)

>>385765610
>Buying any system at launch

When will you learn

>>385765857
The fact that you had to put games like 12Switch and Just Dance 2017 proves the point

>>385766185

>Splatoon 2 on Wii u

I see

>>385766293
I'd have switched out Just Dance for Bomberman on that list, but /v/ apparently doesn't like that game too much. Oh, well.

>>385766443
Look carefully, there is a comma. Splatoon 2 is the only exclusive on that list. BOTW and MK8 are on Wii U.

>>385766185
Splatoon 2 is Switch exclusive, dumbass.

>>385765857
The games you list appeal solely towards children. When are we going to get mature games for mature gamers? When is Nintendo going to realize that there is an entire demographic of adults that grew up with their console?

>>385766785
>>385766443

>>385766443
>>385766785
Neither of you retards can read.

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This is why I haven't gotten mine yet. Patience is a virtue

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>>385766910
>I only play deep, philosophical, mature games (in other words, cinematic experience turds) for mature gentleman like me.

Fuck off, retard. All vidyas are inherently made for children so don't kid yourself by thinking thay you're a grown up for playing "mature" edgyshit.

I'd take a bright and colourful fun games any day over your brown filter le gruff grizzled man pew pew shit.

How does it feel not being able to enjoy Splatoon 2 on your PissShit4?

>>385767935
You probably should avoid answering to pure bait

>>385767935
Are you serious?

>>385765610
>buying a console before it has games you want to play
Try never doing this again. I waited a long time before buying my ps4 which i got about 2 months ago.

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I'm having fun

>>385768764
Smart man. Was it Nier, Horizon, P5 or something else that finally pushed you over the edge?

>>385766910
I'm 27. I don't want to play with children, I want to be intellectually challenged and nothing that Nintendo offers satisfies me.

>>385769294
bloodborne, nioh, unsharted remaster collection, gravity rushes. I got the golden slim ps4 for $249 and it's been worth it so far.

>>385769390
read a book or play chess then. games are made to be fun

>>385769279
That's pretend fake fun

>>385769390
why are you playing video games to be intellectually challenged?

>>385769390
I'm 27 as well, and a doctor, and I still enjoy splatoon. Get over yourself, pseudo-intellectual.

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>>385769390
*tilts trilby*

>>385769615
oops my bad

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>>385765610
Can you even buy the console yet?

>Nintenjews

>>385765739
fpbp

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I only play ARMS and Splatoon 2 on mine. And there won't be anything else worth playing until Odyssey in October

>>385770071
ah well

I bought it, played the hell out of breath of the wild and sold it.

Was pretty damn good.

Lack of online functionality was pretty annoying. If the game prices come down a fair bit I may rebuy. Was thinking about the skyrim port, but they probably wont have any mod functionality.

Looks to have 4-7 promising looking games but the rest are serious fodder. Way too much emphasis was put on the group console aspect of the thing, its a nice touch but seriously misses potential.

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>>385769814
show me monkey1 my dude

>>385769390
Splatoon is more intellectually challenging than battlefield
Zelda is more intellectually challenging than assassin's creed
Mario is more intellectually challenging than Uncharted
Mario Kart is more intellectually challenging than Dota

>>385769561
Definitely good choices man, enjoy it. Worth it for those games for sure, and you have dozens more to play as well at great non early adopter prices.

>>385766054
>AAA first party nintendo game
>thinking used price will be signicfacntly cheaper.

>>385770661
Botw needs a multiplayer combat arena, I said it

>>385769294
I bought a ps4 two months ago and every single game you listed is shit
Uncharted 4 is the second worst game I've ever played
I still wanna keep it for God of War 3 hd and bloodborne though. Maybe nuGod of War will be alright

Every single video game made is fucking stupid, we should all just off ourselves already.

>>385770943
What are some games you enjoy?

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>>385770661
>no four swords adventure like co-op
Seriously this would have been the tits. Also can we talk about the combat in botw since its like 50% of the game. The combat is just not satisfying after killing countless enemies. They could have added a modifier with the left stick that depending on if you're holding forwards or back link uses his weapons differently. Jum attacks although neat does not feel natural. The third hit blow away gets annoying when you really just want to rail on an enemy.

>>385770824
CCombat style seems a bit off for that, but I can see it working with a little effort.

Perhaps instead of link vs link, playable monsters?

>>385771286
>third hit blow away gets annoying when you really just want to rail on an enemy
So many times...

>>385765857
>Syberia 3


I have a switch and this list makes me feel ashamed just because of the bottom row

>>385765739

botw, mario kart 8, arms, splatoon 2, bomberman r

i dont have a wii u so mk8 and botw are basically exclusives to me

>>385767000
They can read, you can't form quality sentences.

>>385769814
>Brazilianlosesmatch.gif

It's over.

Nintendo won.

>>385765857
Is Steep any good? I've never heard of it but I used to really enjoy snowboarding games like SSX and whatnot

>>385773204
I still can't believe they're bringing it to the switch. It's pretty fun though it definitely feels like an ubi game

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>>385765857
MODS FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW

>>385771928
>>385771928
>botw
Open world meme trash
>mk8
Rehashe game trash
>arms
Literal who trash
>splatoon 2
Babbies first shooting game trash
>bomberman
Lol.

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>>385765857
>No Xenoblade 2
Anon We need to update this, I say just replace 1-2-Switch with Xenoblade 2 to make the list look more attractive.

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>>385765857
>The PS4 had less than 3 games worth buying in its first year
>Switch has 3 in 4 months
That excluding Mario Kart 8 of course, how Sony fans can recover? We get DS Trilogy on it and is the perfect console really.

You faggots forgot the Switch isn't region locked.

>>385773530
By virtue of motion control refinement, splatoon 2 is the highest skill console fps ever made

>>385771928
I said if it has 5 game worth it to you. If it does, by all means. I was talking to OP, who stated he had no games to play. I own a switch as it was worth it to me.

>>385765610
I bought that Saber game and it's surprisingly decent. I'm enjoying it more than I did Hyrule Warriors.

>>385773530
>all major switch games for first half of year announced well before launch
>buy system
>complain that every game is trash

why did you buy the system in the first place? Did you think some company would randomly pull a great game out of their ass without telling anyone?

do ports really as such if they're from a console nobody has from the same company?

i mean yeah there's another option but people still kept buying switches just to play zelda

>>385765610
Switch owner here
Don't even bother getting one unless you
1) Like Nintendo exclusives
2) Like indie games
3) Didn't own a Wii U

The switch isn't going to have major AAA support, but I'm personally fine with that. It really is nice having these games on handheld.