>that guy who doesnt use emotes in games because he's

>the grown adult who uses flavor of the month words like cringe, fedora, and cuck
>uses them to describe literally everything

>>385764367
>lol counter counter culture haha

Bad thread op

>>385764367
why the fuck does this look so much like bjergsen

>that guy who sounds like he's angry 24/7

>>385764367
haHAA

I don't use them because they're silly and I would rather express myself with actual words.

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>that german guy who use nothing but emotes on everything he has to say

>>385764367
Can't be worse than making these stupid greentext ironic threads which have fuck all to do with video games.

Why aren't the new janitors doing their jobs?

>nerds get bullied IRL
>act HARD online and bully people who want to have fun with emotes
>can no longer post :D without some idiot going "YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU FUCKING RUIN THIS PLACE"
>the cycle of bullying persists
>nothing good comes of it
owo

>>385766718
>that autistic spaz raging over every little thing he doesn't like

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>that guy who plays video games and thinks he's """"mature""""

A thread died for this slop.

Anything's fine with me except
>xD

>>385764476

>talking to guy I know at uni on monday
>"man, I didn't do shit this weekend, just laze around like a degenerate"

Anybody who says this out loud sounds like a total fucking idiot

>>385764367
>Using any emote besides :^), ;_; and the thinking smiley

those 3 convey the entire spectrum of human emotions

>>385766753

:D and xD are my two favorite smileys, I will never ever stop using them

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>>385764367

>That guy who spams emotes to advertise he's having fun

>>385766753

are you implying that real life bullies suddenly act polite and respectful when they go online?

>>385767058
Honestly in that context it doesn't seem that bad. It's when they actually genuinely try to use actions of people's degeneracy to explain why it's bad which is just beyond cringy.

>>385764476
Man you make me crinkle, tophat. Stop being such a bottom.

>not using :v

plebs :v

>>385764367
>that guy who pretends to go afk to avoid talking to someone, the whole time sitting there staring at the screen

>>385767209
no, but bullying only breeds bullying. someone has to break the cycle

>>385767218
It's fucking terrible because you're using a 5 dollar word when a 10 cent word is fine. Everytime it's used, the person using it stumbles over it and it's obvious that they've never said that word out loud before.

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Reminder that there is only one single acceptable emote. Only one. You should know which it is if you're worth a damn. But, you don't know, so don't bother replying.

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>Playing an online match
>Some guy kills me
>He taunts me with an emote
>I proceed to rape his ass for the rest of the match
>He ragequits

Maybe next time he'll think twice before using emotes.

>>385767485

There's two, right here >>385767149

>>385767543
Sounds like you really emerged the victor and your worth as a human being was proven beyond all doubt.

>>385764476
i do this unironically
i also say twitch emotes out loud and strike jojo-esque poses in public
get the fuck on my level

>>385767485
:^)

>>385767543
He probably forgot about you in an instant, but you are here, bragging about it on an anonymous imageboard. Think about it.

>>385767370
The weak should fear the strong. It's natural.

>>385767485
=)

>>385767671

le ironic u mad le bro le face xDDD

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>>385767608
>>385767712
t.salty that they got their asses beat after trying to act smug in an online video game

>Pic related, your faces right now

>>385767549
Germany and Gaia, leave.
>>385767671
Reddit, leave.

>>385767485
uwu

>>385767801
I'm not the one posting Facebook memes in order to save face. Maybe you're projecting.

>>385767056
_______________xD_____________

>>385766753
>>385767894
It was o3o you goddamn faggots.

>>385767485
;_;

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>>385767912
And yet you keep replying.

Shh, it's okay, the bad man can't hurt you anymore. Let mommy make you some chicken tendies and it'll be all better.

>>385767485
;_;

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>>385768005
>>385768018
Correct.

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>>385764367
>Never use emotes in game
>Use emotes when dming girls (female) and girls (male)

Why did that image get banned from the twitch chat for games done quick anyway? Is shy ronnie some kind of white supremacist symbol now?

>>385767637
That's probably not even the most autistic thing you do

>>385768189
It's a emote for cringe moments. GDQ being a safe space for trannies, who are inherently cringey people, they had to get rid of it.

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>>385767792
>>385767810

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>someone actually says "lol" out loud near you
>you're not even from an English-speaking country

>>385768224
You're probably right
i do all sorts of weird shit though so i cant name any other examples that would trigger /v/ as hard

>>385767272
vete de aqui pendejo

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>>385768451
This pisses me off. I've heard people go ''looool'' as a reaction to something funny. Instead of laughing.

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>>385768393

You ever wonder if you might be the cause of a greentext being made?

Or a tweet

Or any kind of message

>>385768451

>sometimes I purposely construct my sentences so I use the word "lull"
>everytime I do it, at least one person near me starts to look confused

>>385768682
>Reddit spacing
No need to wonder any longer, faggot.

>>385768682

I'm afraid that someday I'll come on /v/ and someone will have taken a picture of me while I'm playing my switch in public or something

>that guy who doesent play games because he's """"mature""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>385768682
No. I've come to except the fact that I'm ignored. It's kind of comforting.

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>>385764367
>that guy who is obsessed about finding faults in inconspicuous parts of people's behavior because his self-esteem is under the Earth's bedrock

>>385768112
Is :-) acceptable?

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>>385768451
>someone says "kappa"

>>385768875

These are the people that make "virgin/chad" images

>>385768875
Would you believe it if I told you I've met several people like this irl... in the past week?

>>385767485
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>that guy who doesn't make any effort to communicate with anyone and ignores anyone who tries to speak to him

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>>385768937
I feel guilty about it but they're fucking hilarious sometimes.
I'm probably an uncultured swine but fuck it.

>>385769059
Do you just have that Japanese moon rune saved in a notepad so you can use it on 4chan?

>>385768878
>normie friends start saying "kek"

>>385769146
I actually respect people like that these days. What with attention whoring being so common.

>>385769219
He can probably type them out at 50 per minute.

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>>385768878
>someone says "FailFish"

>>385769219
I actually google it everytime, I should probably just macro it though because I use it a lot

>>385768451
It's working, lol :^)

>>385769219
Not him but if you have multiple languages enabled in keyboard settings you can just switch to Japanese -> katakana -> then just type shi or tsu. Probably takes at most five seconds.

>>385768878
What's kappa?

>>385769146
This is me with voicechat stuff because I'm somewhat deaf. I wonder how many people have tried talking to me on mic in team-based games and been pissed off at me

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>That guy who says "Kek" out loud instead of laughing

wow thank fuck for yet another thinly veiled twitch cancer thread
you faggots ACTUALLY use those shitty cancerous emotes all over the internet as if you were in your faggy chat rooms with your "friends"

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>>385764367
>when you answer quickly and with proper punctuation and kids fucking keep asking you're a mod

>>385769489
I bet he's a blast to be around.

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>that guy that uses twitch emotes outside of twitch

>>385769916
monkaS

>faggots that type out twitch emotes in any chat outside of twitch
Why? You type out a specific word that doesn't make any sense and has no meaning since it doesn't convert it into an emote. I fucking hate autistic fags that do this.
Honorable mentions:
>xD
>^^
>-_-
>o_O
>:DDD

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>>385769426
some shitty twitch emote
I talked to this kid who couldn't stop saying it out loud every other sentence until I had to ask "wait what's this kappa thing you keep referring to? you mean like the japanese monster?" because I couldn't make any sense of it
reminds me of pic in retrospect

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>Someone says "lol" IRL
K fine it's only ironically
>Someone says "ell oh ell"

>>385769656
>when you use a word that's more than 6 letters long
>STOP TRYING TO LOOK SMART KID

>>385767056
tbqh, using xD is less annoying than faggots who say Kappa or any twitch emote in places that aren't twitch chat, and even there it's pretty annoying

>>385767485
ist this one, ja? ^^

>>385770009
Yeah well heavy makes some kind of sense at least. Just randomly blurting out a Greek letter doesn't.

>>385768770
This is the worst forced meme yet

>>385768808
>>385768816
You are given the choice to have the ability to see every picture/video in which you appear ever

Would you take it?

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>>385769656
>>385770125
>When you write a post that's more than three sentences
>im not reading that wall of text

>>385769916
cmonBruh

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>>385768596
my gf and i have taken to saying "kek" IRL with varying levels of stress, to indicate recognition and appreciation of humorous statements or situations that approach but don't quite breach the threshold of laughter

>>385769995
kys maturefag

>>385770271
tl;dr

>>385770240
No. I can't stand seeing the ones I do know about.

>>385770332
t. autistic twitch spammer and memekid
Please stop typing Kappa and other twitch faggotry outside of twitch, keep it to your daycare site.

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>Playing Overcrap yesterday
>Load into a lobby, some 19 year old immediately gets on voice chat
>"ALRIGHT EVERYONE IM ONLY IN THIS GAME FOR ONE REASON, AND THATS TO FUCKING WIN SO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER"
>say "nnnyokay!" in a goofy nerd voice at him
>"NNYYOKAY! SHUT UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH"
>say "maybe you should go take a walk, man"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP DICKSLUT"
>teammate d/c's and party disbands

jesus christ man

>>385770449
fuck off grandpa

is this the new
>greentext
with condescending expression reaction image
image of the month? what happened to party of normal fags looks uncomfortable at you.jpg?

>>385770449
cucks out TriHard :door:

>>385770452
Who are you quoting?

>>385764476
I fucking hate it when people use the word "cringe" or "cringey" as a criticism
Most people who say it have no self-awareness whatsoever

>>385770497
>>385770629
>people like this is who I share game lobbies with
Why do you autistis have to spam unfunny shit and your shitty "emotes". I can understand german fags who spam :D ^^ xD and overuse those emotes since they actually show some kind of emotion but your shitty text means nothing to me. Twitch was a mistake.

>>385767485
:V

>>385770758
the guy on voicechat, read the second line

>>385770802
looks like somebody's mad LUL

>>385764367
>that loser that gets upset that others aren't using emotes like he is, making him feel like an immature spaz
You need to stop

>>385770802
>wahhh!! why doesnt everyone does what I want to!
How about you go back to le >/r/eddit and I stop using emotes. Oh yea, that wont happen, gramps.

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>>385767485
\m/

>>385771016
t. butthurt sub LUL

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This is the only good twitch emote.

Prove me wrong.

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>>385771027
>gb2rebbit!
You have to work on your bait a little bit more. 1/10 pity reply, here's your (You).

>>385767058
If you're from the really rural parts of Canada, the word "Degenerate" is a lot more common than you think.

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>that permachild who is obsessed with looking mature in front of others
You look as bad as Cathy the Penguin of Doom

>>385770452
Same as what i went through yesterday senpai, Fucking Australians

>>385764367
>haHAA
haHAA

>>385772109
we aight? cmonBruh

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>>385768682
I live it. I was the goalie in pic related. At least I think I am, otherwise there's more than one person who's been kicked square across the fucking jaw before the kicker asked "Are you fucking sorry?"

>>385764476
>literally

you're worse

>>385771106

ddJeanne

>>385764367
>that ironic weeb that tries too hard to be cutesy and spams nothing but emoticons probably XD too
yeah no fuck off

>that guy who asks "Who are you quoting?" even though he knows damn well what he's reading

>>385771106
why'd you post an image of just plain text? i dont get it

>>385773591
whom quothe

>>385773591
le who are you quoting lol

>>385773591
dude who the fuck are you quoting
XD

>>385770758
nice meme

>>385773591
>/jp/

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>>385768015

Besides, the best part to these type of stories

>you wind up playing against him again

>people on the internet have become cynical to the point where they can only enjoy things ironically
Bring me back. I want to genuinely xD without being shat on.

>>385770452
> suddenly Nintendo including half-assed attempt of a voice chat on your smartphone doesn't sound so bad

>>385778229
( ﾟωﾟ)
( ˘ω˘ )

>>385766520
^^

My reasoning for not using emotes is that I see people using them while their actual facial expressions are straight idgaf-faces so much that I asociate them with lying. Using them makes me feel like I'm acting.

>>385767429
you sound like a robot

>>385766753
>owo

at least it's not uwu

NOTHING good has ever come from the use of 'uwu'

>>385766520
Or Polish, but they're pretty nice

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>>385778229
>I want to genuinely xD without being shat on.

There's an acceptable way to do that.

>>385768015
>claims to hate emotes
>uses smug underage pepe frog reaction image
Worst of the two cancers.

>>385778915
I understand you. :)

>>385778915
:thinking:

>>385778915
I laugh at anything lol

>>385780475
Same here lmao

>>385764367
tell me why you use emotes. what exactly does it bring to the table? do you think you're better than everyone else?

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