Video game characters with the same name as you

>>385759687
i'm so sorry

fuck off tiffany

>>385759785
Honestly I quite like it, but it's one of the more embarrassing things my family has done

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What up.

>>385759891
No, it's just Tifa.

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>>385759687
my name isn't barathrum, it's Baraa, so this is the closest thing I can find.

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Yeah shame you'll never have her rack.

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>>385759687
>Video game characters with the same name as you
>posts a female character with a female name

>>385759687
UNDERAGE OUT REEE

>>385759687

did you date Tifa when you played the game? do you masturbate to Tifa porn?

>>385759687
Assuming you're not underage, the game would have barely been out for two years. I could see naming your kid after something that's well aged and established, but that just seems like they just beat the game and you were the target of their soon to be passing obsession.

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>>385759687

>>385760135
Breast envy is 10/10

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>>385759687
Here. happen to be a spic too.

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Thin closet fag like me

>>385759687
>mfw people born after FFVII are old enough to post here

Let me tell you about the before times, when people didn't have the internet to influence their opinions

>>385759687
your dad jerks off to tifa

>>385760302
Yep pretty much. It was mostly my Mom since while pregnant she had nothing to do but sit at home.

>>385760302
Well I know some one that is called Leia after the star wars movie and she was born on 1778

>>385759906
Same

>>385760158
I'm fucking nearly 20 years old.

>>385759892
Don't worry about it. 30 years ago people were naming their kids after Star Trek characters. Ask me how I know.

>>385760513
1978**

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>>385760513
>she was born on 1778

>>385760589
>t. Worf

>>385759687
>Castlevania Lords of Shadow
>Gabriel Belmont
>I share the same name of a character from a spinoff that triggers people and was ultimately the last major release of the franchise
>But I'm also named after motherfucking Dracula

>>385760589
How do you know, Chekov?

>>385760589

Please, tell us how James.

Or Leonard. Hikaru? Pavel?

>>385760640
I corrected that, sorry

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>>385759687
Literally me

>>385760803
Anon....

There's a Ghoul in Fallout 3 called Barrett. There's also Barret in FF7 but my name has two Ts. It's pretty rare to see my name in a game.

>>385759892
At least they didn't name you aerith

>tfw love dark souls
>baby girl on the way
>trying to resist the urge to name her Gwynevere

Its such a beautiful name, and Gwyn is a cute nickname but I know she'd get bullied for it

>>385760096
Your name is rengar?

>>385760431
Nice

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>>385760848
Yes? Bridget is a cute girl

>>385760947
gwen is a pretty normal name bud

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Yeah....

>>385761012
>girl
>bridget
Pick one, please.

I've been playing guilty gear since the first one was released on console. There's a reason I dislike traps.

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>tfw when the movie came out and 'Logan' was plastered everywhere
>every single fucking person brought it up in some capacity

on the other hand i get a lot of people telling me they like my name

>>385761152
Still visit your dad's grave?

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>>385760876

>>385759687
Gonna need proof on this one.

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>>385761152
I'm sorry.

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JUST

>>385761180
It pisses me off that his real name isn't Logan. I'm not even named Logan but it's still a dick move on Marvel's part.

>>385761301
Your trans name doesn't count.

>>385761180
Well? Have you come out yet?

>>385760158
>Final Fantasy VII
>Initial release date
>January 31, 1997

I mean... That's was over 20 years ago.

I just feel horrible for their weeaboo parents.
Although I was almost named after J. Geils Band.

>>385761180
Logan is a cute name for a guy.

>>385760096
But are you a bara?

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YEAH

>>385760326
It's fucking bullshit, I'm barely a b cup and my best friend is a titty monster with dds. Fuck off.

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gay

>>385760326
OP here My breasts aren't that bad

>>385761467

Shalom

>>385761574

Do you have long black hair?

>>385761574
You know what to do

>>385759687
fati?

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it's not so bad, i guess

Not videogame, but does from an anime count? Bonus points if I actually look like them?

>>385761574
post them so we can compare

>>385759687

Tifa is just short for Tiffany you dumbass.

I don't know any character named José

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Not my real name, but a name I got from my English class.

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>Joseph

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I am slowly but surely becoming an alcoholic tho

>>385760589
DATA?

>>385761661
brown.

>>385761569
Melons

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>>385761405

>>385762067

Ah.

AND THERE'S NOTHING CREEPY ABOUT ASKING IF SHE RESEMBLES HER NAMESAKE. Not like I'm gonna track her down and propose to her.

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>>385759687
you're not alone

>>385762067
CRIMEA
R
I
M
E
A

>>385761574
Tits or gtfo

>>385762223

Wow, thats bad.

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>>385761569

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This dude's name is my last name.

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Not me but my dad, same full name. He even reminds me of my dad, too.

>>385762356

Are you "the" Kurt Zisa or just Kurt?

>>385759687
I legit don't think I've ever seen a vidya character with the name Tyler.

>>385762223

Seph is a totally unnatural name. Names like Aeris, Tifa, can sound natural.

>tfw no dunbar

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>>385759687

>>385762223
>>385762703
You could always say you're a kike.

>You will never marry OP
>You will never be able to say "My wife is Tifa" or "I love you, Tifa"

>>385759687
So do you pronounce it Tifa with a short I like Tiffany or do you pronounce it Tee-fa

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>>385759687
This faggot right here.

>>385761574
At least a covered pic, you've kicked the hornet's nest, now.

>>385759687
If you look like her and don't show us, we'll all be quite disappointed.

my name is Luigi
I don't even have to post a picture

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Hey hey hey

>>385760589
Come on Jean Luc, you can't leave that hanging

Can't tell if /v/ has become more casualized or what based on this thread

>>385761152
Dobson was completely out of line when he told you to calm your tits

>>385761180

Honestly Logan is pretty cool name. I'd totally date a Logan.

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Worst part was working at an EB Games, in fucking Tasmania, when this thing first came out. Guess how much shit I got?

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Pretty old so I'm not named after anyone in vidya but even so there aren't many Matthews around. Pic related is the only one I can think of off the top of my head

>>385762969
It's Tee-fa, it's not short for Tiffany, it's literally Tifa on my birth certificate.

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The only good thing about MGSV was that I now share a name with this guy

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I'm a dude

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Charlie

>>385763812
White Mamba?

>no one has posted Reimu

Really now

>>385763726
>>385761574
Whip 'em out, Tee-fa

>>385763726
R u busty?

>>385763293
Do you have a cum-on-able belly

>>385762067
Hair or gtfo

>>385763927
I'd rather see a drivers license for proof

>>385763865
Eli

>>385763726
You should cosplay Tifa and show us.

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>>385759687
I didn't ask for this name

>>385763974
Why not tits and drivers license?

>>385759687
>and bought and played the game before I was born.

Fucking hell, I'm getting too old for this place.

>>385764017
That would work I'm just not that interested in tits

Why is attention whoring suddenly allowed, if not outright accepted, now?

>>385764113
Not my fault you're a faggot.

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>Video game characters with the same name as you

let's see, I have:
this guy
Kowaru 2.0
some black guy from RE5
an edgelord from FE
and who knows what else

>>385764161
I mean they're alright I just prefer legs. Feet are gross

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fuck my life

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I've never actually played LiS, it's just that there are so few vidya characters with the same name as me I had to google to find one

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>>385759687
Tifa is a character who makes me very sad. I met a girl who looked a lot like her when I was in school, many many moons ago...

Stay safe, Tifa. Do medical check ups every 6 months or something.

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>>385759687
Not many characters named Ross.

>>385760705
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Seriously thought the game was screwing with my head when it was the default name
>duplicate file exists here >>385763638
Well shit, you too?
I can't think of a single other in games, which is probably the cause of confusion

>>385759687
You got them titties to match?

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>>385759687
Well, if you don't count the "weeb meme", Tifa is actually a good name, imho.

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Literally me.

My last name is really long so my full name is actually just "Alex".

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First and middle name, in their order.

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>>385762243
cool name

>>385764459
sup bro. There are probably more Matts than Matthews which has always bothered me because I was never that kid who insisted the teacher and everyone else call them Matt

>>385764598
Real talk? I had a geography professor named Dante Virgilio when I was in middle school around 2003.

Obviously he was an older man, so his parents named him after the Divine Comedy's author and protagonist, but my mind always went right into Devil May Cry each time.

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>tfw the odds of meeting a waifu with your waifu's name are astronomically small

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I can't think of any other vidya characters with this name right now, just him

>>385764598
your parents really like the divine comedey I take it?

>FFVII is 20yo
WTF

>>385764798
Or Clerks.

>>385759687
Underage b&

>>385764815
did you miss the 20th anniversary?
well good so did square

>>385764598
no fucking way

>>385760467
It's completely normal behavior by the way, OP

>>385764730

For real. Ironically, I'm the only one in my family who has ever read The Divine Comedy so that was not the inspiration for it.

I know a couple of virgilios my self, none of them Italian.

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>>385761574
you realize what you've done right

No character has ever gotten closer to this one. At the least I got teased by my siblings for sharing a similair sounding name.

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>>385765167
>it didn't upload the picture
Probably better to have gone to sleep/lurk instead of posting on phone.

>>385765113
Virgilio is a somewhat common name in hispanic communities.
Dante... Not so much, but I've met a few and none fucking know DMC god damn it

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>>385765212

>>385765212
OP here this isn't me.

>>385765212
Not bad, cute and not saggy. Good shit OP.

>>385765212
... Is that you, OP?

>>385765298
it should be tho

>>385760589
Sup Redshirtington?

Hottest thread on /v/

>>385764798
>>385764841
>>385764897

vergil was my grandfather's name and Dante was one of my uncles. They both passed away not long before I was born so I never got to know them.

how do we know who is and isnt OP anymore man wtf
>>385765318
>>385765298
>>385765381

>>385760589
It still happens.
Programmer on my team just named his newborn kid 'Riker'. Of the available names that's not a bad one, but still...

I can't think of a Dakota in video games besides I think a random enemy pokemon trainer, and that's cheating because almost everyone has one of those by now.

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My least favorite Deus Ex protag but at least I get to represent the franchise

>>385765526
OP here again, why would I post a picture of my breasts with the name "Ben" on them?

>>385765629
Because Ben is a hunk?

>>385765212

Since you're getting banned anyway, post the unedited picture

>>385760431
Son of a shepherd, bestow us with your old country wisdom.

>>385765629
>Ben
could be BeR

Have any of you guys even considered how fucking amazing it would be to have a girlfriend actually named Tifa? To be able to say her name during sex, talk about your girlfriend casually etc.

It would feel fucking amazing to be talking to my buddy about my girlfriend Tifa.

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I sided with Walter though.

>>385765689
Why, they're just some tits dude, nothing special. Just go on pornhub and watch actual porn, you could do better then just some titties.

>>385760053
lmao
i hope u have the big tiddie

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>>385765629
True.
OP, your parents have good taste. Tifa is both the best female character in VII and a cute name.

It's just random tits from /vg/

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>>385759687
>This thread in 10 years.
"My parents are assholes."

>>385765831

Yeah but they're decent-looking tits. The vast majority of tits on porn websites look like garbage.

>>385759687
Just think about it, your dad named you after a character he no doubt masterbates to.

How does that make you feel?

>>385765629
>>385765783
I think it's Beh

anyone know characters named Carson? I'm at a loss

>>385765918
Why you lookin' at broken ass titties, son?

>>385765943

One of my goals in life is to have a daughter and name her Alice.

For Alipheese

>>385765979
but what would Beh be? Ber is a Diablo 2 rune and the lettering could just be a style choice.

>>385765885
Oh yeah, someone named his kid that, right?

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No video game character with my boring ass name

>>385766097

Try us.

>>385765943
I said earlier, it was mostly my Mother playing the game, my Dad said he agreed to it because it was just a cute name.

>>385766097
What's your name?

>>385761152
I hope you're doing well.

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>tfw muhammad

>>385766158
>>385766198
Andrew

>>385766314
bioshock

Is there any cool video game characters named Cameron?
Boy or girl?

I can only imagine faggots coming up and cammy white (if cameron is her real name.)

>>385764147
Because tits are on the table you faggot

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>>385766314

>>385766225
At least it isn't muhammad mohammed mehmed

Right?

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>>385759687
Could do worse

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J'onn Jones is probably the closest, since I spell it Jon

>>385765918
Fair enough. Typically it may take me like 30-60 min when jerking off to 3d to find a video of a actually hot girl. It's why I typically stick with 2d but sometimes I just need to change it up. It sucks, my fetish is abs/muscles and it basically doesn't exist in 3d porn.

>>385766409
That's a pretty odd name, Burning man.

>>385766405
Oh

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HA-HAA

>>385766447
try gay porn, faggot

>>385759687
At least they didn't name you and all of your siblings Sephiroth.

Speaking of which, how old is that kid who was named Seph now?

>>385766382
>google
>first result is some x-men robo bad guy

>>385766447

I barely ever fap to porn anyway, but if I do, 90% of the time it's 2D, 3D is just inferior so often.

>>385766504
Not my fault I have taste. It doesn't even have to be snusnu tier, I just think a toed girl is hot.

>>385766516
11, I guess.

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>>385766518
Are you a furry?

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Uh, does this count? Everyone associates the name with this guy, anyway.

>>385766518

Poor thing.

There's really no one with the name of Gustavo in videogames. Closest thing is Gustavus Adolphus.

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Evelynn after ny great grandmother. Wish had pic's body.... sigh.

>>385766754
Your name is Kermit?

>>385766406
last name is even more obscure, tried googling it and all the results are just a bunch of turkish musicians

>>385766620
>muscled, hard bodies
>not men

>>385766754
Kermit?

>>385766754
Get your ass back to bed, Joel

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>>385766884

>>385766874
I think your name is the least of your problems, tripshit

>>385766715
Maybe
>>385766769
I like the name

>>385766874
Loved Pete & Pete as a kid.

>>385766939
I bet you're some fat cow with pink hair and kyphosis

>>385766939

I used to like it too. Then she happened.

>>385766531
Looked it up and there is some DC green latern chick that litterally has my first and middle name as her first and last name respectively.

Why did I have to get a feminine name.
I wanted a buff boy name, like spencer.
My other name was gona be griffith, which would have been way cooler.

>>385766939
Hot.

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My last name is Campbell, dad liked MGS and didn't tell my mom until like 2 years ago the reason why he suggested Roy.

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>>385766872
Sorry anon, must be hard being gay.

>>385766860
That disgusting face though

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>>385767051
What did you just say!

>>385767051
It's more unisex like Jaime or Alex. I knew a dude Cameron in highschool and there's always James Cameron

>>385759687
pls be in London

>>385767113
Good taste, anon.

>>385767113
She looks like a little boy

>>385767050
Nobody cares what a virgin loser thinks

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Mines with a k tho, but close enough

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>>385767108
How old are you, again?

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>>385767118
my face is fine, i'm just flat with almost no hips

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>>385760431
Rolf should fugg Rolf

>>385767051
>griffith
Imagine if you had to live a whole lifetime with this tainted name

>>385767183
sorry

>>385767346
Perfect.

>>385767286

19, friendly reminder that people born in 1998 can be here, grandpa

>>385766860
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>almost 200 replies
>no tits
OP is a fag

>>385767570
OP is a dude

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>>385766865
>>385766881
Yup, you got it. It's sort of cool, means I also technically share a name with this guy.

I just know someone in real life is going to be asking if I browse 4chan now. The number of Kermits out there is miniscule to begin with.

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Any good vidya characters named Jacob?
Besides this douchebag.

>>385767456
So you were born while your dad was playing MGS? Like, it wasn't even a year old game?

How convenient.

>>385767773
You wish XV-Kun.

>>385767735
only one that comes to mind is the black guy from ME2

There are no vidya game characters that I was named after and never will be.

>>385767570
OP is Tifa!

Please let me suckle your teats OP!

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>5.4 ft blonde with bangs and wide hips
pretty much me desu

>>385767856
Could be a fall/winter bday

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what's up furfags

>>385767961
What do your hips have to do with your name?

No vidya character with my name either. Just an animated tiger.

>>385768140
>he's a tigger

>>385768140

Tony?

Long form is Anthony.

>>385768251
Nop.

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You'll be seeing my daughter here in fourteen years.

>>385766860
Post your booty

>>385759687
My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die.

>>385768073
Named Link

My parents gave me probably the most common name in the world. Being named after an angel of war is cool, but sometimes I wish one of the 2 middle names they gave me was my first name instead.

>>385759687
How do you feel about that? Shit like that makes me angry, it just makes me think of narcissistic parents who are so selfish that they don't think about the torment their child might go through.

It could be worse though, Tifa is a nice name, one neckbeard over on leddit supposedly named his kid Linux.

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>>385759687
>Tfw you have such a boring, generic name that that not only basically no fictional character shares it with you - but is so nerdy and geeky that you are per-destined to become anti-Chad.

Zach from Deadly Premonition
Zach Hammond from Dead Space
Zack Fair can fuck off because he spells it with a K and Kfags give all Zachs a bad name.

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>>385768594
>2 middle names

>>385768576
t. Sephiroth

>>385768631
Man, at least call him Linus or something. Like an actual name...

>>385768726
No more useless words.

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>>385768632
Nice try Ian Brandon Anderson

>>385768667
Must have been fun playing DP

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>>385768632

>>385768453
please please please dont fucking name your daughter Jinx or Zyra or some retarded shit, your child is a human being not a GamerGeek Lootbox accessory

>>385764256

Oberon?

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The only one I can think of. If there's another, I'd love to know.

>>385768723
It's more common with mexicans but some white people have 2 middle names. I do and they are pretty standard christian names

>>385768453
Im going to impregnate your daughter in 18 years.
And you're going to enjoy watching it.

>>385768667
How do you feel about Zak as a name, Zachfriend?

>>385768723
Yes, and? One from both grandfathers in my case.

>>385768723
Live in a spic infested area. Every other day you'll read the police blotter about Lupe Hidalgo-Miguel Rodregiez and his rape and murder of an elderly woman during a break in.

>>385768631
It's a little goofy but my parents aren't really that stereotypical "Nerd culture" people, my Dad had a PS1 from college and my Mom just bought FFVII on a whim because she had to stay home for about a month and do nothing.

>>385768915
The worst form of the name. At least Zacks are keeping the C. Zaks aren't even fucking trying.

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>>385768576
Is this your name?

>>385760431
Why not come out already. Being gay is great in these times. Plus, you'd probably have an easier time getting laid.

>>385768842
I found out this connection by the time she was three, no worries
>>385768906
Neat

>>385761152
Sorry 'bout you dad. Hope you're pulling through.

>>385768809
>Named Zach
>Love Twin Peaks
>I also love the shit out of Swery's previous game, Spy Fiction
If I didn't know better I'd think DP was made specifically for me

>>385769050
So is Zac a more pure form of Zach, then?

>>385769064
Let me introduce myself: I'm a man of hate and disgust.

>>385769324
Yes. Zach > Zac > Zack > Zak
The H is critical, but if you're going to lose it better to have nothing at all than to resort to Kfaggotry.

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>>385769417
I see, I see.
My name's Zak, get fucked gaylord.

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>>385769510
>My name's Zak
Don't reply to any more of my posts.

>>385769589
>>385769510
Fuck already

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>tfw

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>>385768870
Sarah from Shining Force II. Would have been best waifu if it wasn't for pre-determined princess Cuntface.

OP needs to plant her tits on my dick right now

>>385770053
Yeah, Sarah was way better than the princess. Plus if you promoted her into a monk she became a really powerful character.

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Weird to see this when I played through the game as a kid.

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>>385768723
My parents were of two different religions when they married. They both converted to Christianity shortly after. Years after I was born and they gave me two middle names representative of their former lives.

That's my story sorry for blogging

>>385759687

W E W
E
W

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>>385766225
Don't worry, you're not the only one here with an Arabic name

>>385770215
How big?

>>385770025
I'M INTERESTED IN THIS.

>>385767969

It was

>mfw dirty spic name
I am underrepresented by the video game industry. I demand more Pablos and Juans working on videos games. If you don't agree with me, you're a biggot.

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>>385770230
Sarah and Sheila for days, my friend. Grind out some levels with Boost, and steam roll shit.

Also, pic related is the reason for my centaur fetish.

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>>385761696

>>385761396
your parents are JoJo fans?

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>mfw not a single videogame character with my shitty name

>>385759687

My mom named me Chris after Christopher Robin, her favorite book.

Faggiest name out there.

>>385770994
I heard that eating monkey brains is a pretty easy way to get a prion disease

>>385770814
9"

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>>385759687
>tfw Diego and I dislike it

>Be named Colby
>Literally no video game characters with that name.

>>385760431
MANY DOORS RADIANT HERO

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>>385762703
>Names like Aeris, Tifa, can sound natural.
no it's not

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>>385771401
If it's any consolation, that was my dog's name