Overacheiver. Teammates are so shit they may as well be

>>385742667
>Drop from profreshional because me teammates don't know their jobs
>no one takes out the Flyfish or Stingers immediately

>Steelhead appears.
>Bucket tries to take it down.
>Charger is splatting smallfry.

>he doesnt just get his four friends and rise to profreshional/stay in profresional, get all two mega bonuses in a half hour, and then shelf his wiiu2 until next week

>>385743445
Did the bucket user at least try to get to higher ground?

>>385743604
No

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>Marooner's Bay
>need 2 more eggs to finish round
>me and teammate have an egg with less than 10 seconds to spare
>he takes the elevator right in front of my face without waiting 1 second for me
>lose

>>385743541
What friends?

>>385744387
>when you have all the eggs but the mothership ends up stealing three pushing you below the limit because the two people with the weapons needed to defend it were on the other side of the map.

add me SW-4322-7250-1545 want to lvl up currently over achiever

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>it's a teammates split up during glowfly zerg rush wave episode
>Not a single Golden Egg? Maybe I should have made you read the training manual.
>get demoted

>>385746126
Lol. That hasn't happened to me. Yet.

>get the Scope charger
>high tide every time

it works wonders but I feel like the second I look down the scope Maws is going spawn underneath me

>>385744387
It's your fault for not having painted the elevator walls. You know people are going to use them repeatedly and the Salmon can't climb.

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>servers are shit
>Game literally disconnected 3 times back to back
>Dropped my rank
>Never had problems with the servers in splatoon 1 like this

>it's a first wave find-the-goldie and nobody knows how to fucking play this wave so enjoy your demotion episode

just fucking shoot the valves until you find it and then shoot it god damn

>>385747175
It's P2P fix your connection.

>>385747175
splatoon 2 is p2p

>>385747010
It's not always that simple, there wasn't enough time to make it even if I climbed the elevator. There have been many situations where a lone elevator user cost me the run even when the elevators are painted.

>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who aren't making back in Profreshional

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>>385747175
it's peer to peer, retard

>>385747780
>there wasn't enough time to make it even if I climbed the elevator
That's why you do it at the start instead of wasting those early seconds inking by the basket.

>get raped to death from Smallfry
Currently in Profreshional, have maybe won 2 matches out of 15 today. I don't like this map, bros ;_;7

>>385748007
What I mean is that the act of climbing the elevator costs precious seconds and can also cause death by Flyfish or Steelheads, which all happens even when it's already been painted from the start.

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>Mothership
>the charger isn't sniping the fish out of the sky for EZ eggs
>you've got the splattershot jr and are the only one actively shooting down the drop-off fish
>fail to meet quota

>>385742667
Do you guys give nicknames to the salmonid bosses? I forget their official names so I've just been calling out left 4 dead special zombie names like boomer and spitter over voice chat

>>385749490
My friend and I flip flop between garbage man and Flyfish, we call the Stingray boss as such, the Scrapper is referred to as the Television, Drizzler is simply an Umbrella, and everything else uses its actual name.