>he doesn't have a switch >can't join /v/ for

They should patch settings where you can use motion controls laying down.

They should also add a "cover me" button to salmon run.

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>>385738642
>He got a switch
>He isn't playing the only good game for it, disgaea 5

>>385738642
>Splatoon 2
>Comfy
You don't know the blood hate this game creates.

>playing with /v/
>comfy
You faggot rapists are probably the least relaxed people on the planet.

I don't want an underpowered tablet.

>>385739090
but I have both

>>385738642
>he doesn't have a switch
I bought a Wii U at launch, can you blame me for being a bit skeptical?

>>385738642
most people on /v/ are casuals who only play turf war

>>385740241
I'm with you
Switch looks like a step back and Nintendo likes to fuck over its fans

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>>385740241
Don't blame you at all.
I was let down by the Wii, honestly.
Never had interest in the WiiU, and scalpers keep fucking over any chances of getting a Switch. So fuck them.
>>385740727
This too.
I hope you got a "new" 3ds and hacked it.

>>385738642
>Almost always play on the highest setting.
>Nintendo locks that shit behind shitty toys.

They killed it for me. I'll never buy a Switch. Wouldn't buy one for ten bucks if I couldn't sell it right after.

I never played Splatoon 1 and I tried this at a friends house (no thx gyro) and had a fucking blast. The game is really fun.
HOWEVER...
Can you even play turf war with a friend so that you're both on the same team? Why doesnt this game just let players party up? Or even communicate with eachother without having to use a smartphone app with both already being on eachothers friends lists?

>>385738642
>playing with /v/

>>385739484
It's not about winning anymore. it's about getting more kills than my team so they know that they're bad

>Using smug girls to push people into buying products
Seems like Nintendo is taking notes from Wendy's

>>385739090
Tactics games are not funny. If i can get it for 20 dollars eventually il buy it

Why would I buy a mediocre
Sequel to a mediocre game that fixed none of the problems of the first?

Why i would want a tablet that isn't even top tier.

>>385739825
underpowered compared to what?

Every time I hear something about Splatoon, it just makes me want to re install Garden Warfare 2

I liek slosher
Blaster is fun too

>>385738642
>comfy games
>when that shitty multiplat specs will make your neck break

Nope

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>>385742779
Other tablets

Anyone selling their switch for below market value?
>happymerchant.png

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>pop food ticket
>lose 4 first rounds
>get mad get tryhard
>lose nearly every following round for duration of the ticket

I'm too mad to type something witty

I'd be embarrassed if I got a switch. No games so far

>>385743876
name me another tablet that can play splatoon 2

>>385738642
I'm not 10 or a weeb pedo so

I honestly get more upset at turf war than ranked
I JUST WANT MY EXP BONUS
FUCKING SHITTERS REEEEEE
AND WHY DO I LOSE FRESHNESS IF I HAVE A DCER
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>385738642
>Comfy
This is the least comfortable I've ever been playing a shooter. I have to take a break every match because over half of them are so fucking close. It's not like other games where I can easily blame my team for everything that went wrong but I do it anyway because I just got three kills before dying so how the fuck could you pieces of shit not take the point? I know that when things go south I carry the weight of that. The team is too small for any wiggle room on whose at fault. The only respite you get is when you're respawning, things move so fast and before you know it you've lost the lead you were sure you had on lock.

>>385740241
You just convinced me to sell my Wii u

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>Just got 100 Profreshional
So I just keep going to get bonuses now? I kind of wanted there to be something higher

>>385746376
At this point why would you even make the effort? Hold onto the games and sell those when the price is right and hack the fucker

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>>385746985
Your paygrade keeps going higher. I think it reaches up until a theoretical 999.

>>385746180
This, you can lose any game in turf war in the last 30 seconds because two kills on your team in a row can mean the enemy just brushes over your advances in 10 seconds and the maps aren't designed with many choke points in mind.

Why would I want to play anything with the people in this shithole?

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>>385738642
I'm sad /ink/ doesn't have a discord, I'd love to chat with some squids while splatting. I aint using that goddamn mess of an app/headset system though.

>can't join /v/
That's a really good reason to avoid getting a Switch

>>385747348
/v/ has been pretty fun in all the vidya I've played. Good huntan in MH, fun times in TF2, utter faggotry back in the day in Left 4 Dead.

>>385738642
I have a Switch but I had no interest in Splatoon 1 and I don't have any interest in Splatoon 2 either.

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>>385738642
>he has a switch
>he still can't join his friends because of the ass-backwards multiplayer system

>>385738642
>Comfy
>Statistically 50% of the players are losers and single player is worse than the turd the first game offered.
Call me again when the lolis become less ugly ingame.

>>385738642
>playing video games with /v/
why the fuck would I want that

>>385746180
And now I just shot up from C- to B. This game has a lot of user-unfriendly features but this new ranking system isn't one of them. Never fell too far because my individual performance actually mattered and the game acknowledged when there was a really close match we lost at the last moment. Way less frustrating than playing Overwatch ranked.

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>>385738642
My friend, I am simply waiting for animal crossing to come to the switch before I buy one.

>>385747284
but does it get any harder? or just a number increasing?

>>385738642
I have the game and switch

Still can't join /v/ because Nintendo hates online fun

>>385738642
Why would I want to purchase Switch or associate myself with /v/irgins when I can play with reddit?

>>385749137
It does, things get pretty crazy.

>>385748757
It's superior purely because the matches are so snappy. A Splatoon ranked match can be done before the spawn doors are even open.

Ill buy it later, not falling for it again.

>>385749312
Sweet. Can't wait to see crazy shit

Anyone disconnect pretty much every game?

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Why the fuck can these developers create a transparent raincoat outfit!? Why the fuck can they not understand this is fucking perfect for this kind of game! FUCK THEM! LAZY ASSHOLES!

Is anyone going still going to play this when they introduce paid online?

>>385749650
Get better internet, not a single disconnect for me

I'll probably be getting one at the end of the summer.

>>385750194
Probably not, its fun but not substantial enough to pay for.

Have onne and havent touched in for fuck ever.

Zelda has been shit post N64 days and BotW didnt surprise me on how bad it was

MK8 is a fucking port

And I think splatoon looked gay as fuck on Wii U and looks gay as fuck now.

>>385750194
Unless the Switch gets more really good online multiplayer games or a free expansion pack sized content update for Splat2 drops when they introduce it, I seriously doubt it.

>>385749869
>impermiable clothes
>in a game where you need to soak the opponents

Why don't you make the whole stage impermiable while you're at it

>>385750385
Also since I know paid online shit is coming soon I really just want to get rid of mine.>>385750437

>>385738642
>Buying a console for a mediocre children's shooter where you paint floors and walls

>Buying a console that lost its only good third party exclusive, Monster Hunter

>Buying a console that is 90% ports, shit hardware, paid online, overpriced handheld games

No thanks. The Switch is something no one needs to own and they will not miss out on anything important in gaming in general.

>>385750542
>and walls
casual detected

>>385749650
Wifi has such a weak ass signal on the switch because Nintendo uses cheap components.

Should I switch from N-ZAP to Tentatek?

>>385751381
Yes, and wear skinny jeans and a tshirt.

>>385745369
>not having 99 tickets of exp and gold

I wish I was around for Splat 1 because Squid Sisters seemed way more engaging than these two weirdos we have now.

>>385751954
Yeah the ss were far better. S2 is great and it was worth the purchase for me, but the idols are weaker. They try to write marina like Marie but they aren't supposed to be the same at all.

>>385750437

>haven't touched mine in forever

The console just released 4 months ago. Are you 8 years old or something and 4 months is an eternity?

I talked to a gamestop employee who told me he expects to have used copies of BoTW next week. How do people buy things and then flip them so quickly? Is the idea of longterm investment foreign to some people?

>>385752301
I'm really salty that pearl and marina are basically not in the single player campaign, they're just the announcers for multiplayer.

If you complete the single player campaign, everyone should be chilling in the studio, or you should be able to choose who your announcers are, or something more substantial than what we have now

>>385752564
>Implying that's not a later splatfest for the squid sisters comeback tour.

I was surprised Callie doesn't appear in Octo valley or the shack after you complete the game

>>385752682

Oh shit.

>splatfest is Squid Sisters or Off The Hook

They have to wait though for players to attach to OTH more. Even now it would probably be 95% for SS

>>385739090
Should I buy it again if I have it already platinumed on PS4? Want some comfy grinding in bed.

>>385753093
Not sure what all the new duo can do to win me over when they weren't in the campaign. Is a whole year of one-liners about map rotation supposed to endear them to me?

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If I could get one that wasn't gouged to shit or bundled with fucking backpacks etc I would have one.

>>385753260
Yeah apparently. It will be a stomping as bad or worse than the demofest unless they give Off the Hook something more and don't give the Squid Sisters anything, and even then SS wil have the popularity. And the opposite is more likely I think.

>>385738642
Ha ha, jokes on you! I have a switch but I don't have the internet because I work so much that paying for a service i'll use maybe an hour or two a day doesn't seem worth it. I even got Splatoon 2 too!

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>>385738642
>tfw have a switch
>too broke to buy splatoon 2
Time for more zelda

>>385753581
But Nintendo online is free for now, unless you mean you don't pay for regular internet in which case how? Do you just live off the data allowance on your phone?

>>385738642
Ehhhh Splatoon is kind of getting boring for me already.
>There is like 5 whole maps and they suck
>Salmon Run keeps having shit weapons
>Horrible teammates in every mode, have to constantly carry to get anywhere

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>>385738642
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M POOR I HAVE A JOB BUT DEBT AND BILLS TO PAY LEAVE ME ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385738642

>map rotation

They need to fuck off with this.

>>385753712
They'll probably eventually port the remaining Splt1n maps. Also there's a new map coming for this week's Splatfest

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>>385738642
>he bought $60 Splatoon DLC
>he hasn't ignored his Switch since beating BOTW
>he isn't playing on his PC or PS4 until Mario and Xenoblade come out

>>385753701
Yes.

>>385738826
>They should patch settings where you can use motion controls laying down.

Jesus christ this, what a dumb fucking flaw

I haven't played a single match with a /v/ user but I added a bunch of them around the Switch's launch so I'm pretty sure they're the ones infesting my plaza with 4chan memes.

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>Its another your entire team has rollers in rainmaker episode.

>>385738642
Is there a /v/ room or some shit

I have no idea how this fucking app works lads

>>385739090
>Get addicted to Item World shenanigans
>End up 500 levels ahead of the story
>Absolutely boring to play now

Regret nothing desu

>average 7 kills per turf war
>often get most ground inked as well
>splatling gun has still dropped to 4.5 dry because the game ONLY cares about whether you won or lost
Fuck my teammates.

>>385754232
>only 7 kills per turf war
Wew

>>385754040
There's a discord in /vg/ink/ iirc

>>385753804
>stealing your brothers switch to shitpost

Are Sonybros the worst?

>>385738642
but i think its already dead.
there is almost no one playing this game.

>routinely top of the scoreboards in 1
>suck in 2
>drop the dualies for a few rounds
>suddenly back on top

Why does the most fun weapon have to be so shit?

I don't think the switch it's worth buying now. Are memorable games (not wiiu ports) ever coming to this console? I'd buy it, but already played all these games on the wii u

>>385754286
I'm inconsistent, I have that average because sometimes I'll do great and get 12+ while others I'll just sperg out and end up with 3 or 4.

>>385750542
>no confirmation on whether Capcom abandoned Nintendo
>just one game released on other platforms
How do you justify being this retarded?

>>385741726
Nintendo doesnt want you playing with friends. If they *have* to put multiplayer in their games, it's gonna be with randoms-only, and there will be absolutely no talking.

As Iwata once said, "Customers don't want online games." Nintendo still tries to follow his philosophy as best they can, but it's 2017, and at some point they had to give in to the stupid demands of the """market""" and make multiplayer-oriented games like Splatoon. Iwata is probably turning in his grave. Thankfully, at least, they made even the most basic online features either unavalable or as hard to use as possible. Based Nintendo

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I finally got to A and now my k/d is 1:1 at best.
How do I git gud at aiming and positioning? Are there some legit strategy guides? How do I practice without dragging my team down?

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This is starting to get really fucking annoying.
How am I supposed to climb up the ranks if this shit keeps disconnecting all the fucking time.
Why couldn't they just either have gotten some actual servers instead of making it P2P or at least made the Switch's wifi not complete shit?

I don't even know if I'm the one disconnecting or not since I never get that condescending message anbout ragequitting.

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>>385738642
I can still shitpost in threads, tho

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>>385754130
I try to avoid doing that until the last couple chapters of the main story, then steamroll the final boss, and take my time with post-game.

But that didn't stop me from spamming tera ice in chapter 7 whenever I felt like it to crit for millions.

>>385755596
Just duct tape your switch to your router. No disconnects here.

What do I bring in to ranked right now? Splat Zones Moray Towers and Port Mackerel. These stages are polar opposites.

>>385738642
>he doesn't have a switch
I would if I could actually fucking find one

>>385741726
turf war is baby mode and nintendo doesn't want people to form groups of 4 pros and stomp all the noobs there discouraging them from playing any further. If you want to play on the same team with friends there's league matches.

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>>385738642
I have a Switch and there's no way in hell I'd join you fuckheads.

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>>385755596

Octavio and the Squid Sisters should work together full time. Their concerts are the BOMB

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So if the octolings have the tech to make fucking floating islands, why don't they go to the surface and make one big old artificial island?

Is it just me who absolutely despises Port Mackerel?

>>385738642
I have 5 tickets in a small bucket full of other tickets for a Switch raffle. They draw a name in close to 3 hours.

can i win

I actually hate everybody who associates themselves with 4chan and think they are stuck in the lowest, deepest, stinkiest fucking trench in the sea.

I come here as if it were just a forum; something to do on the internet and simply discuss or make comments about things.

But then I see people calling each other "Reeeddit" and dumb shit and memes. This place has a disgusting group mentality that I love to make fun of. I don't like that asinine shit and it's fucking cringy as fuck.

>>385760084
your so muture

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>>385760084

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>>385758649
good luck anon!

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>>385758649
If this post ends in 1 it's a winner

>>385760084
Back to >>>/r/eddit newfag

>>385760084
whoooaaa.....really makes the cranium get up and start running at medium pace........

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>tfw switch sold out everywhere near me

>>385738642
>playing a half cooked expansion pack in a console with no games with meme spouting attention whores

No, thank you. I learned my lesson with Mario Kart 7.

>>385761201
are you actually going into the stores?

my friend made that excuse. next day i walk into a walmart and they have 8 behind the glass case then later went to a target and they had 5.

he still cant get one because he's a lazy sack of shit

>>385757836
I like to belive they get there power from salmon eggs from salmon run.

>>385761201
I thought this too until I walked into a Best Buy. Just go to a physical store, don't deal with online scalpshit

>threads about dream daddy are shilling
>threads encouraging others to get a switch for splatoon isn't
really makes me think

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>>385745486

>>385745486
The Switch can't even play Angry Birds, come on, man.
It can't even play a web browser

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>comfy
>more cables and accessories just to use voice chat then mr t has bling

>>385761915
It's not shilling because it's impossible to buy the product. It's like me telling you to go buy an ataribox. It's groovy, daddy-o!

>>385750505
it could just have all ink resist

>>385750505
The stage is impermeable. That's why the ink doesn't soak into the ground, it just sits on top of it

So there is no way to form a 4 player party and play against randoms?

>>385762332
Doesn't League have that option?

>>385762332

If there was a way to do that, that means there is a way to play with random and get matched against a 4man

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>tfw win salmon run with 3 people

also fuck you faggots with shitty connection who drop out. get better internet or dont play online

>>385760084
then why in the actual FUCK are you here

>>385762897
eh, feel like it