>I don't find any Witcher girl above average in attractiveness

>>385705549
>UH-HUH

There are other homosexuals in the world, yes.

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what's wrong with you guy

She could use some bigger tits, but so could most women below D cup. He face is classically attractive.

>scar

RUINED FOR MARRIAGE

Do weebs really do this?

>>385705549
She canonically gets horny by looking at horses.

>>385705441
you probably don't find them attractive because you don't interact much with women irl or don't have many female friends so that you don't know what it means to be attracted to personality/demeanour so your standards are impossibly high and based purely on looks alone and not even human looks but video game and anime looks

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>>385705989
I can't find most 3d woman attractive. I tried fucking one once and literally couldn't cum. She got off me and started jerking me while saying "Cum! Cum! Cum on my face" and still couldn't do it. I ended up fapping to a doujin 10 minutes after she left and came instantly.

There is no girls in witcher, only women. They're harder

>>385706378
this post is hilarious. it's like those Tumblr posts from 2006 that everyone would make fun of where users would make up blatant lies about meeting Homestuck fans or some shit and expect people to believe them.

>>385705441
Taste is a scale, and someone has to have hit the shit end of the deal
Sucks to be you

>>385706378
You've never interacted with a woman in your life lol. Just admit that you're attracted to hentai because you can't get actual people.

>>385705441
I don't find any of the said "witcher girls" that amazing either. Sure, they are pretty but i don't get all "would bang" feelings at all.

Maybe i'm getting too old, fuck if i know.

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>>385706478
>>385706532
Believe me, anons, I'm an extremely handsome man. Girls used to fight each other in highschool for a chance to be my dance partner.

Ciri is hot. The black makeup is very hot.
Other bitches look a bit too old, yeah.

they all suck
the only decent thing in witcher 3 is the voice acting

Ciri > Yen >>>>>>>> Triss

>>385707120
not really, she's totally average and black eye liner is like the go to for ugly bitches with shit eyes.

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>>385707280

you have mental problems

>>385707092
I'm fairly certain you are fabricating events as a method of improving your self esteem, otherwise you wouldn't be spending your time posting pictures of anime girls on 4chan.

I find Triss incredibly attractive until she opens her mouth.

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>>385707092
This reminds me
>good looking
>on 4chan
If you were extremely handsome you wouldn't be here, what you're experiencing is your brains defense mechanism to stop you from commiting seppuku

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>>385707809
>>385708532
What if I told you I was here because I enjoy feeling like I'm the cream of the crop? Like an in shape woman who hangs out with overweight girls because she enjoys knowing that she is the best looking one.

>>385705441
I like Shani

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>>385709337
The real reason you hang out here is because you're below average looking with below average social skills, so the only social outlet you have besides living vicariously through anime MCs is by posting with people like you on the 'chon. Please don't try to delude yourself that this isn't the truth.

>>385706215
so do all women. you tard.

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I can understand not liking Yen or Triss if they're not your type but if you don't find a single random qt in the game attractive you're gay

>>385709817
Lots of the Skellige girls there tickled that quirk for me.

Maximum qts.

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This is the best grill
and her twin sister

>>385710114
>>385709817
These two are the only ones I'm mad about not being allowed to fuck

they all look like cheesy fantasy illustrations with man jaws and a serious case of resting bitch face

>>385710149
Yeah tis a massive shame. I had to stop playing for a while after i figured the quest was over

>>385710114
I replayed that mission over and over again trying to figure out what went wrong that I couldn't fuck her.

Ultramad/10
She ticked all the boxes and I couldn't tick hers.

>>385705441
That noble from the fencing lessons sidequest was really cute.

>>385710393
>>385710272
>hey Geralt let's have some private fencing lessons ;)
>oh whoops shit happened gotta go seeya never again

>>385708532

where did this meme that all 4chan users are ugly fat autists even come from

>>385710591
You have to go back

>>385705441
>>385705549
I want to FUCK Ciri.

>>385710393
>>385710149
This quest at first was supposed to be another fuck quest but once new writer was hired he changed it to be a blue balls plot instead.

>>385710449
>oh whoops shit happened

That shit which happened was chickypoo discovering Geralt holds all the wrong opinions (from her viewpoint), rather like how IRL chicks tend to pack up and leave when you make a racist joke over brunch.

>>385705549
I bet she gives amazing BJs.

>>385705441
>Calling yourself, a man of refined taste, an autist.

My man, you've just awoken to the fact that Western games have no attractive female characters

>>385710696
Ciri has one fucking ugly chin.

>>385710696
what do you mean?

>>385711679
I want to lay her down and tenderly love her while holding hands and maintaining eye contact.

>>385711773
Thats pretty gay dude

>>385712047
It can't be gay if it's with a women anon.

>>385705549
She's like an owl.

>>385705441
you're not "autistic" you are fucking gay