Any games where I can be the true prophet of the true religion and slaughter non-believers?
Post the chad walk
>>385705415
>>385705242
Is there a Virgin Gamer pic?
SOILED IT, THEY ARE NEVER MEANT TO INTERACT FUCKING DELETE YOU REDDIT MEME FAGGOT YOU FUCKED IT UP
>>385705541
>Chad stride.
>>385705242
Dominions
I fucking love this meme.
>>385705242
you are literally the messiah in dark messiah might and magic
>>385705242
Old civilization sacrificed good look people don't loosers.
>>385708537
Brain not work very good, huh?
>>385708060
fuck
>>385708060
>ouch
>>385707436
>>385705541
Made me chuckle
>>385708060
>ouch!
>>385708060
this is gold
>>385708060
>>385708060
>His current life is so great he can't wait to start the next one
>>385705242
Spore
>>385705242
>>385710668
I'm fucking losing it at work right now anon.
>only uses 10% of his maximum power at most
My fucking sides
>>385710668
>Doesn't even register that the fight a fight is ocurring.
>>385705242
You can play as them in CoC
>>385705242
>I can be the true prophet of the true religion and slaughter non-believers?
I guess you can RP in that my name is not important game and that shitty hacking GTA rip off
>>385712826
Is Fire Emblem Awakening a Chadcore game?
>>385705415
there's a great one from last weeks game of thrones
>>385708060
>leaves boobytraps for the cleanup crew
Fuck me, I'm having the hardest time not laughing out loud.
>>385708060
>leaves boobytraps for cleanup crew
molto bene
>>385708060
My shoulders hurt
>>385708060
>Biographies will be written assigning blame for ten millennia
>Maims and kills several people for no reason before killing himself
9/10
>>385705242
Age of Decadence
You can also start your own one true religion.
>current year
>not living IN chad
>>385705242
Fuck off Abdul
>>385713797
That's pretty good
>>385713797
holy shit I had to check if Chad is actually shaped like that
cant make this shit up
theres a thread on r9k about this meem.
>>385713797
>>385705541
>open thread
>lose my shit instantly
>>385715104
Link plz
>>385705242
These things are painfully unfunny and I don't understand why people keep posting them
>>385717178
t. virgin
>>385717178
>I don't understand why people find things funny that I don't find funny
That's autism
>>385710668
>>385712826
>>385713797
>>385715104
link
>>385718019
Good bye world, this is the end for me
>>385713797
>even the naming conventions are Tibesti
>>385718392
>piss pond
I love how more stuff gets added every time i see it
Why is this meme so unfun? Fucking unfunny /r9k/ memes.
>>385713127
made me raugh
>>385717854
>driving speed and direction is entirely random
How are these so good
>>385718392
>Not calling it "the virgin tinkle"
Epic Fail, brah
>>385718535
I find it funny, if only because it takes the piss out of Quentin's stuff by going balls to the wall with the extreme opposite of the original
>>385708060
>leaves boobytraps for the cleanup crew
lost it
>>385713797
>>385718392
>ear piercing yelling
>>385718392
>pees in small bursts
>>385713797
>Never takes eye off the Niger
>>385717178
Some of the are/were funny but like anything the reddit kids and rest of the internet don't understand the actual humor and beat it to death. The meme had a decent run but it's long dead now as seen by most of the ones in this thread. I predict many months of shitty edits, much like the awful brains meme which wasn't funny to begin with.
>>385705242
>Any games where I can be the true prophet of the true religion and slaughter non-believers?
>>385705242
This is the most unfunny and retarded thing since black twitter.
>>385713797
incredible
>>385708060
>ouch!
>>385719086
i want an OUCH! shirt
>>385718535
/r9k/ had some of the rawest and funniest memes but too many normies turned it into another b/soc.
>>385719121
The original pic was already kind of tryhard and forced, it makes sense that it would turn into something completely nonsensical.
>>385719326
These memes are low quality. If they had better production values it would be much better.
>>385719381
>memes have to be "high quality" now
Normalfag detected.
For anyone who plays SS13
>>385713797
We have now entered a new meme dimension.
>>385719409
this one is one of my favourites
>>385719381
Some of them are trash but even fairly mediocre ones like >>385719086 have hidden gems like
>constantly screeching as loudly as possible
that catch you off guard
>>385707923
Holy fucking shit.
>>385719517
I pretty much play as the chad operator except I use B18 armor
>>385719381
The second you start using photoshop or word art beyond mspaint you kill the meme
>>385710668
oh fucking christ my sides
>main hand useless in combat only used for fingering
>>385708060
SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME THE ORIGIN OF THIS NEW MEME FORMAT.
Sorry for shitty OC, I can't draw for shit. If anyone wants to touch it up go ahead.
>>385719517
You mean colonial marines?
>>385719517
>>385719660
What game is this talking about?
>>385705242
No, there aren't that many games about being a jihadist. ISIS is too busy destroying archaeological sites to make them, I guess
>>385708060
>leaves boobytraps for cleanup crew
>>385719728
you can't just have both of them say "purchase"
>>385719805
Colonial Marines, a mod for Space Station 13
There are two teams, xenomorphs and humans. They have to fight each other. At prime time it gets over 200 players in the server. Sometimes crazy shit happens.
>>385719865
Well what other word can I use? The Chad Acquisition?
>>385719728
>Not "The Chad Spree"
>>385719805
colonial marines on byond, built off space station 13.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE
>>385719714
First time I saw "the virgin walk" on /fit/ without chad. I think some one took it from /r9k/, they used it to mock themselves . Then someone added chad stride next to virgin walk and the meme blew up.
>>385713771
The most underrated game of all time. Genuinely the only isometric cRPG that can be compared to old fallouts and the infinity engine classics.
>>385719714
someone made the virgin walk picture and all the nerds around here cried about how relatable it was. then someone had the idea of making the chad stride picture in contrast to it
>>385719924
>>385719865
Fixed. Though someone needs to fix the art, sure as hell ain't going to be me.
>>385705415
>>385713167
>>385720132
>someone else has to do all the hard work for me!
sorry newfag, your shitty meme is dead in the water
>no retarded shoehorned wizard
good thread
>>385719923
robbery
>>385720132
>recreating the entire virgin/chad instead of just stealing them from the original post and redrawing an arm or pose
clown
>>385711728
What mod? Thats insanely crisp
>>385720198
>>385720132
>dosen't
>>385705242
In Kult Heretic Kingdoms, a game nobody played, you're an inquisitor.
>>385720579
>WOAH!
Wow.
Normal fags ruining another thing. Great!, so funneh guys, nice oc.
>>385720674
Most of the stuff up to >>385713797 was top notch
>>385720674
>the virgin post
>>385719517
>chad shoots me in the head with burst fire AP every time I try to play marine
>>385720715
>the chad package
>>385720397
http://www.moddb.com/mods/call-of-chernobyl-hd-models-addon
Enjoy, senpai.
>>385720579
>the Chad alpha pansexual vs the virgin trap
I knew I picked the right timeline, i'm laughing so hard right now
>>385711728
That clipping tho. Why bother even adding mag pouches if you know the animations will make all guns clip through them? Fucking moders.
>>385720050
except it nothing like the old fallouts and sucks balls.
>>385719121
>>385717178
>>385718535
>>385719149
>The Virgin /v/irgin
>>385712826
reviving /r9k/ was a mistake
sub par ""memes""
Memes were a mistake.
>>385721254
>/r9k/
wasnt this a quentin comic originally?
But seriously, how is it possible to be a virgin after the age of 16? If you so much as walk past girls, at least one of them will be willing to date, and by extension, fug.
>>385721643
this is some retarded logic
>>385721643
>Chad post
>>385721643
t. chad
>>385721643
out of principle, at least for me.
>>385721643
>the chad shitpost
>>385721643
How can we stop Chad?
But seriously, why would anyone want to fuck a women in this day and age? All of them are roastie sluts that leech your money and have no sense of loyalty. Besides, their standards are ridiculous - unless you're chad, rarely any of them are willing to date, less fug.
>>385721643
DADDY
A
D
D
Y
>>385717325
apart from the Chad Ascension this is the best one
>>385713797
>aesthstivally chiselled border
Holy shit, i fuckingnlost it
My sidess
>>385722170
Which one is that? I don't think I've seen it
>>385705242
CK2
>>385721643
>>385720421
That's the only spelling error you saw?
>>385718019
>Ear piercing yelling while shitting mountains and winking
Ahahah fuck
>>385721643
You just turn 'em down over and over.
No time for that shit. Gotta kill that raid boss with my guild tonight.
>>385721643
>this happened to me
>but I turned every last one of them down and therefore never got to the sex part
What label does this earn me? Failed Chad?
>>385713797
>>385705541
fucking hell
>>385722579
Fhad
>>385708060
this spicy may may is fucking gold
>>385722579
Deluded Virgin
>>385722579
Retard.
>>385722757
s a v a g e
>>385719916
Damn I never knew about this, stopped playing before it came out I guess.
>over 200 players
I didnt think SS13 could have that many players again, 200 was near peak for all servers combined when I last played. How is the lag with that many people?
>>385713045
Underrated
>>385721643
>>385722850
Not too laggy, they have turf atmos disabled
>>385722579
Failed Chad doesn't fucking compute my man. Being chad is about fucking the top tier girls and the mid tier girls that are your oneitis. Even if you fucked all the girls you think you had a chance with at most you'd be a Ben.
>>385722935
Time to get back to SS13 and Byond then, I quit around the time the doughnut station was replaced on my favorite server and the singularity fun stopped happening. Starting up the singularity was one of my favorite moments in vidya, everyone had to make sure we didnt miss a thing or the containment failed and the station was ruined before it even started
Good fucking times, then they changed to some other station with a nuclear reactor and that was boring.
>>385723017
>implying
Chad is a mythological being who somehow manages to fuck 3,5 billion women every day
>>385705541
Kek
Current 4chan is a fucking joke. It's made of literally 99.999% ultra cancer post 2010 children roleplaying to be whatever twisted stupid idea they have of what 4chan is supposed to be.
I'm just gonna show myself out I guess. Bye.
>>385718756
motherfucker
>>385721643
how is it possible to be poor? just get a job
>>385723247
Reddit, everyone
>>385723278
Cool
>>385723481
this is fucking shit.
>>385721643
where the fuck do you live
>>385723481
not as funny
>>385721643
DELETE THIS! M-M-MOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS
Ha ha. Funny meme everyone, is this how you make it?
Be sure to buy your copy of Skyrim Remastered for the Switch.
>>385723247
lurk m0ar faggot
>>385723247
>>385720674
uh oh
I MADE A BIG STINKY
>>385721674
The virgin post
>>385721643
The holy Chad commandament
>>385719409
But Nords have higher strength than Orcs.
>>385721643
I'm not a chad
>>385723247
you just made it easier for me to look at the memes, thanks pal
>>385724412
>Skyrim
>Strength
>>385723278
dang!
/fit/ found/made a tank top with the "font" of the ouch! from the original. too lazy to look through the archives though
>>385724412
>the virgin player has read the instructions and planned meticously in advance the best build for his character taking into account and remembering the stats and bonuses of each race and class
>meanwhile the chad passtimer has never read anything related to instructions and would die if he saw numbers on his game, if he weren't inmortal. He is naturally guided by instict towards the most game-breaking options even if they do not make sense mathematically
>>385722093
t. gayboi
Fucking a roastie doesn't mean I have to devote my life to her
>>385717325
>Chad flags
jej
>>385724580
This lol
>>385713797
>post from virgin islands
>whenever I post on /int/ or go to kraut chan the threads go to shit and I'm instantly banned
>>385723278
ouch!
>>385722093
>being retarded enough to give a single moment of your attention to a roastie, not to mention money or loyalty, after fucking her
>being so retarded as to fall on their web instead of just fuck and abandon
this coming from a virgin
>>385722403
The hijacking of this meme is the final proof I needed to know that this is now /r/television and film
>>385725015
shit tier desu
>>385724929
Ayyyyy, I lived on St Thomas for two years.
You BVI or USVI?
>>385725093
This meme became hot trash when people kept making retarded 'wizard' variants of it.
It's expiration date was a long time ago.
>>385724929
Hows the internet there?
>>385725404
BVI. Been here my whole life.
>>385725548
Around 100 USD for 4Mbps up and 1 down with an average 110 ping to any server in the US.
>>385725681
You know they have /carib/ generals on /int/ right?
You should go pop in and say hi, I don't think we've had anyone from BVI post in a while.
>>385725985
Had no idea, sounds cool. Don't browse /int/ as much as I used to but I'll check it out.
>>385705242
these memes are absolute garbage holy shit
There is mine. I made it right now.
>>385726345
looks like shit
>>385721643
Just imagine how fucked up someone has to be to be a virgin at 25.
>>385723247
If "old /v/" meant that fun was prohibited then I'm glat to belong in nu-/v/
This meme is stupid. Easily one of the least funny memes right now.
>>385726345
Please don't make anything ever again.
>>385726345
You on the left.
>>385726345
Learn to speak fucking English.
>>385705541
>>385726345
Better than this shit.
>>385720132
>>385726345
This seems like something >>>/s4s/ would have made, go back there and never enter /v/ again
>>385726723
noice
This isn't funny.
>>385726980
Neither are you
>>385726509
t.virgin
>>385708060
/r9k/ came up with a funny new meme?
Crazy times
>>385719991
Wasn't the original Virgin Walk image some Qentin shit? it has his style.
>>385713797
LMFAO
>>385727359
I don't know. This is how deep my knowledge about this meme goes.
>>385727251
There's a point we need to stop but we should go further.
>>385727251
>pumped and dumped the prosecuting attorney back in college
Damn, had a laugh.
>>385727359
the "virgin" walk is actually describing someone with anxiety or depression or some shit, and a quentinposter just renamed it, because obviously someone who's depressed won't be getting laid.
How long until reddit finds this
>>385727874
already posted it on /r/4chan
>>385713797
>It is actually shaped like that
is this another case of memes reshaping reality?
>>385722850
I found Colonial Marines to be absurdly, unplayably laggy myself and I have really good internet
>>385727251
LOL
fucking /fit/ memes always deliver
>>385727960
YOU are the reason why there is just a few of these new memes instead of weekly new glorious memes like it used to be.
You are the cancer that is killing 4chan.
Whats wrong with New Balance sneakers?
>>385726723
perfect
>>385727983
The code byond games run on is shit, almost all the ss13 servers are laggy as fuck.
CM does a pretty good job at not being as laggy as it should with 100+ players on it.
>>385705242
>being so weak that only blood of nerdy virgins can sustain him
A true God consumes the lifeblood of only the mightiest warriors
>>385727982
thats the joke you fucking newfaggot
That's why its funny
>>385727526
>Switches phone to silent even though no one will call him
That one hurt me for some reason.
>>385713797
>never takes eye off the niger
>>385728086
>le good ol days
>reddit spacing
>le glorious memes
>talking as if all of 4chan is one entity
You stink of newfag and sound like a cocksucker
>>385728448
>reddit spacing turbo-newfag meme
opinion disregarded
>>385728323
>the virgin sperg-out
>>385724412
Orcs have Berserker Rage which is one of the most broken racial abilities next to the Breton and Argonian skills.
>>385728480
EXDEE epic
>>385728476
>virgin argument
>>385728682
XD screencapped and posted to reddit
>>385723481
This fucking suck. Stop the wizard meme.
>>385728476
First day on 4chan, buddy?
>>385721643
Being ugly as fuck and/or having very poor self esteem and social skills are very important factors.
I think is look like a goblin in a human body and yet i have scored with like 9 different girls, most of them were ugly and fat thoughyet i liked them fatter
>>385726703
>>385722620
>>385715282
kill yourselves asap twitter nigger newfags
>>385728837
>lurk since 11 years
>hurr durr first day? haha #rekt
you dun goofd, newfriend.
someone do virgin sex and chad sex meme while we are at it
>>385729034
Yeah, sure buddy. I believe you.
>>385708060
>>385707923
>>385705242
>/v/ aka reddit finds it and doesnt understand it and overdoes it
why do you reddittards have to fucking ruin everything?
>>385709440
Sauce?
>>385729095
nice 2010 filename, newfaggot
>>385729034
>surely this seven year old /b/ lingo I picked up from ED will validate my oldfag status
>Everyone constantly moaning about reddit
you guys are literally ads for it at this point
>>385729034
Just stop trying faggot
>>385729204
that would sure rustle my jimmies if I wasn't here for longer than you.
>>385729034
Your new is basically pouring out of you.
>>385727874
>>385728086
>caring what Reddit does
What a faggot
>>385723278
woah!
>>385729252
>1420464973381.jpg
>that pic
surely not a newfag roleplaying as le epic oldfag
>>385729113
>reddit bogeyman
This meme would never survive on those original images. It's not pepe or wojak tier, there needs to be new situation because people won't laugh at "virgin walk" forever.
As a meme expert I classify this meme as a "fast burner", it'll die out much quicker than other memes.
>>385729194
Post your oldest image then, m8. We won't judge you too harshly if it's from last week.
>>385729364
>As a meme expert I classify this meme as a "fast burner", it'll die out much quicker than other memes.
kill yourself
even if you're right about the meme being a fast-burner
you articulate yourself like a fag
Someone needs to make a virgin 4chan browser macro that features the always bitching about reddit part
>>385729421
>NO FUN ALLOWED WAAAAHHHHH
Go bitch somewhere elese
>>385729518
what? Where did I say something about fun? are you dense?
>>385729562
How can you call anyone dense?
0 fucking selflawareness
>>385729562
The part about him being a meme expert was clearly a joke you fucking retard.
>>385710668
>arm always ready to deflect pussy
kek
>>385723247
reported for being a canadian faggot
>>385729342
>W...well you're using a recent image
>that m..means you're also a newfag
Keep digging that hole
>>385726432
Lost mine at 27we're all gonna make it brah
>>385730086
At least you have 3 more years till severe balding and erectile dysfunction sets in
>>385726432
Lost mine at 18 and was already starting to feel bad about it. Had a near terminal case of 8th grade syndrome until I hit college and really came into myself.
>>385729641
I know, I said nothing about his joke I said that he articulates himself like a fag
Does that trigger you? u mad?
>>385721643
>tfw when you miss out on a key experience of life and will forever be ridiculed for it, with the situation getting worse and worse by the day
>>385710668
Virgin doing a right thing here.
>>385726432
Try 28
Two more years till Wizardry boys
>>385731319
Don't dwell on it that literally makes it x100 worse
>>385721643
Can confirm, I walked past a girl once and got fugged.
>>385731503
How? My body craves it, my mind has been conditioned to crave it.
It would take godlike discipline to even attempt at this point.
>>385731319
Bang whores like everyone else till you get one
>>385719149
>This is the most unfunny and retarded thing since black twitter.
Black people are hilarious, you're probably a scrawny Jew.
>>385724929
Just contact to the general, there's a script that bans new balls.
>>385713045
stop posting this one it's not funny
>>385721643
I was retarded and went for the wrong girl :^)kill me
>>385721643
>losing your virginity to literal whos
>>385732735
U gay
>>385719916
>tfw command is so shit they spend the whole round dealing with a mutiny
>ground team doesnt get evaced only people alive are the medivacs from the start of the round
>decides to send the evac after the lz is overrun and all marines are dead
this community is the worst I've ever played with. Why cant I stop?
>>385719916
>>385732883
is there some tutorial for this shit
>>385726432
>>385731319
>>385730936
> tfw college just made things worse
I went from having like a dozen friends I played games with to "that one dude I talk to to relieve boredom". Please help.
>>385730936
What is 8th grade syndrome?
>>385732978
Join a club. I did the "sit at a random table every meal thing" but I didn't have the personality to make it really work. All my friends were club-mates after the first month or two.
>>385733108
liking memes
>>385732969
>Once got a crit, thought it was a visual error and hasn't had one since
>>385733110
I'm not sure my uni has clubs desu
>>385732969
I legit know a guy like that on the left. He used to be a massive TF2 autist with thousands of hours but was never any good at it. He'd literally only ever play spy.
>>385733221
start a club then
>>385731319
Sex is fairly overrated senpai, even more so with a condom.
>>385732978
it's college, go to parties
or become an interesting person, hobbies, life or work projects
"being cool" starts to not be the sole attractor after high school, it doesn't get automatically easier just different
>>385705242
>>385727526
A true virgin wouldn't buy popcorn because it's extremely overpriced, but might sneak in their own shitty snacks.
>>385733530
Holy shit is there an archive of where that happened?
>>385733527
Don't kid yourself, college can still be as much of a popularity contest as high school is
>entire point of the initial meme was to make chad as absurd as possible
>people make him do actual confident shit rather than an ostentatious joke
>>385733530
kek
>>385732934
theres a wiki
>>385733959
absurdity fell flat on its face
there's a reason not a single wizard, chad's polar opposite has been posted in this thread
>>385733840
go to the /pol/ archive and search Betas and omega
>>385734058
thx
>>385733906
that's why i said starts
it's even easier since getting wasted at college parties is a global constant
but you know hs kids don't care about the future at all
>>385734082
The problem is that the Wizard is trying to fill the same niche as the Chad and just comes off as being a shittier version of Chad's joke.
>>385723481
I knew there had to be one wizard post in here, most embarrassing unfunny shit ever. Just kys famalam
>>385734176
>big handsome macho guy
>actual chad attitude and befitting downsides
>johnny being dumb is the show's main gag
the meme chad could learn a lot from johnny
but who are we kidding he won't
someone do a virgin vs chad memeing comparison, the virgin baneposts or whatever and chad is just as loud and lolsorandom as possible
>>385705541
Sexlets literally can not compete. Hang yerself by the dicks lads, only thing that appendage is good for.
>>385734082
The point of the original image was to show how retarded the virgin walk meme was (half the shit was things that any normal person might do) by doing the complete opposite and ending up with a cartoonish monstrosity
>>385722579
In denial
>>385721643
>If you so much as walk past girls
What if you don't? What if you sit inside all day playing video games?
>>385723278
>anime
>>385734627
A friend met his girlfriend in FFXIV. They take turns visiting each other for 2 weeks each and are doing pretty nicely.
He's a swimming instructor.
>>385705242
Shin Megami Tensei
>>385708060
> booby traps for cleanup crew
Fuck you anon I wish I thought that shit up.
Amazing how /v/ was able to drive a single /fit/ meme into the ground with one thread.
>>385733840
im gonna assume that is /pol/, so head to i think heinessen archive and pick the board, then use the search "post number" and pray for da best.
>>385713797
i live in libya
TIBESTI IS TRU LIBYAN LAND GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>385729113
This is true. It's just not funny and everyone that makes one doesn't even seem to know what a chad is and just makes chad have all of the negative qualities they can think up.
>>385735308
>one
this meme is the gift that keeps giving. never stop lmao
>>385726432
Yeah, couldn't imagine that.
>>385726432
My dad was a virgin till his 50s
I think I am heading down the same path
>>385726432
>24
Soon I'll know.
>>385736105
how's that rosetta stone treating you, ahmed?
>>385736458
Think positive, atleast men get better as they age.
>>385733959
>implying chads are nor confident
>The woman of your dreams is now being plowed by another guy (a chad)
>you are waiting for them to break up, waiting months, even years
>they do break eventually, but you never get any courage to do anything
>2 months later she is in another 2 years relationship with Chad Mk.II
>you start thinking, as soon as they break up, it will be my chance (you know it wont)
>10 years later of repeating this cycle you will find a chubby 5/10 to settle with and unleash your virgin dick inside
>you might even learn to love the fatty...but you know you will never have the woman of your dreams. That woman.
Sleep tight bro, you ll never make it
>>385736768
>The woman of your dreams is now being plowed by another guy (a chad)
>you are waiting for them to break up, waiting months, even years
>they do break eventually, but you never get any courage to do anything
>2 months later she is in another 2 years relationship with Chad Mk.II
>you start thinking, as soon as they break up, it will be my chance (you know it wont)
jesus fuck this is literally me
>>385736768
>>385719517
Goddamn this is funny
Too bad 99.9% of /v/ hasnt even touched CM or SS13 in general
>>385733454
>the chad humblebrag
>>385736768
this meme is getting too real
>>385734082
The wizard thing that has been added is shit and shit all over the humors. It's not funny, it's just random reddit humors splattered.
>>385737017
SS13 looks too autistic since everyone has a role and shit. There's plenty of byond shit that's easy to get in to like that zombie one.
>>385710802
>>385710668
Imagine if chad used more than 10% of his power
>>385736768
>"muh dream girl"
>a grown ass man still being in this mindset
>all these replies admitting it
come on, you guys. grow up
>>385720674
If /a/ is so good and oldfag then how come they produce fuck all OC?
>>385737270
what is love
I didn't believe nu-/v/ was an actual thing or a problem until I saw this thread.
Maybe I'm getting too old for this website for children.
>>385727251
>new balance featuring slip-resistant outer sole
i kek'd
>>385736768
>In this exact situation right now except I actually did ask the girl out but she said she was head over heels for the other guy and I was just a nice guy to her
It hurts man thanks for the reminder
how do i get a chad even if its for one night? i'm not the worst looking but a fair bit of acne scaring and curvy
>>385737270
Poor choice of anime for your non-argument.
There is one easy trick to stop being a beta virgin and start the path to become a chad. Of course you wont be a full chad, but at least you will stop being a miserable faggot
>Eat a good amount of proteins and healthy fats (fish will do the trick for both). 1grm of protein for each lb of weight
>Drop sugar
>Filter your water and dont use plastic bottles
>Ice cold showers (this is not a joke). Not only it has health benefits but will also forge your spirit and discipline during winter days. Probably the most important one on the list after diet
>If you excersisie, do compound ones. Machines are for faggots, cardio is for double faggots. If you want the benefits of cardio just do 10 minutes of HIIT.
>Good sleep
This shit will skyrocket your testosterone and in turn your life.
>>385737690
Can I get anywhere doing just bench press, curls and squats?
>>385737408
a meme
>>385737818
it wont fix your face if thats a mess but you will be a better person
>>385737690
>plastic bottle meme
>>385737818
Add deadlift and yes. You literally dont need anything else than benchpress, squats and deadlift.
The rest is just for extra definition and sculpting. Massive testosterone gains, strength gains, and posture gains can be achieved with those 3 compounds.
>>385738028
well if hes at all overweight, working out would make his face look better naturally. i assume it would also help get rid of acne
This board is a sewer.
>>385737684
in regards to the character, they managed to make him a larger than life figure yet still have the vulnerabilities of a young man. I hate it when protags are too "perfect"
>non-argument
how so? oneitis is something you should grow out of. there's no such thing as a perfect person, people who are pining for some "dream girl" are making a mistake.
>>385737861
this is an actually correct response, love is an example of what "meme" really means.
>>385732521
Don't say that, the anon who made it may be around and you don't wanna hurt hist feelings.
>>385738084
Ok, Mr. Fedoria, show me one real source that says that fitoestrogens from plastic don't work as real estrogens in your body
Protip: you cant
>>385738272
ok fag show me the proof that they work as real estrogens in my body
>>385726432
>tfw wizard this year
>>385738272
>perpetuates the plastic bottle meme without posting a source that proves whatever amount of estrogens in it actually affects the body
>"no you prove me wrong!"
>>385726432
I have a semi-chad fruend who lost his virginity 3 months ago. He's 27 and probably autist.
>>385722093
holy shit, this level of cognitive dissonance
>>385738136
>>385738145
I'm not ugly or fat I just don't work out but would like to know where to start
>>385737690
Define good sleep
>>385738828
11 pm - 8 am lad
>>385738828
sleeping next to someone you love :3
>>385738196
>how so? oneitis is
Falling for somebody is not oneitis. Being limerent for a half a decade is.
>something you should grow out of.
You should grow out of a natural part of human relations?
>there's no such thing as a perfect person, people who are pining for some "dream girl" are making a mistake.
"Perfect" Is in the eye of the beholder. During the honeymoon stage those rose-tinted goggles do a number on your perception. Your argument is that the early parts of pair-bonding are invalid, because you, as an impartial third person, judge the person differently than those with a subjective viewpoint.
>>385738890
8am is an hour since I've already started work.
>>385738828
9 am - 17 pm pal
>>385738958
>17pm
wew
>>385738913
the initial post had nothing to do with the honeymoon stage, and everything with to do with people who can't get over one girl over the course of many years (oneitis)
>>385738890
fuck
how to deal with insomnia
>>385733840
second post is edited
>>385738828
Within this timeframe and between 8-9 hours.
>>385739021
Alright, I misinterpreted you.
>>385738994
What, you don't do the Chad Double Day? 20 hours of sleep followed by 28 hours of consecutive awakeness. You need that full weekend to party.
>>385708060
>Leaves boobytraps for the cleaning crew
Goodbye my sides
>>385718756
N-nani???
>>385739130
be urself
>>385739130
Go to bed at the same time every night. That's the number one problem people have. If you set yourself a bed time and stick to it, you'll be asleep in minutes.
>open thread
>don't see how it's funny
I
Maybe I'm just not supposed to be on 4chan anymore
>>385738953
Then 10 pm to 7 am
>>385739382
I don't sleep at work anon I still need to get dressed and travel there.
>>385713797
>>385739382
Who the fuck sleeps 9 hours?
>>385739436
Then 9 pm to 6 am
>>385736768
>mfw I have a younger friend that is a beta orbiter to a girl
>he loved her for the past 5 years
>Happens exactly as you described
>Some of the girl's boyfriends are chads (not bad people, just confident and dominant to other men)
>He says she only likes "assholes"
>He thinks the other guys are bad for her and told me that "he will kill them if they hurt them"
>I start laughing, he doesnt comprehend. I just change the topic.
God damn, you fucking faggot, you wont kill or punch anyone, if you were one of the guys "who do stuff" you would be plowing that girl. Its because you are not a guy who do stuff that you arent getting the girl.
>He goes to danceclubs with her
>he has to watch how she dances with other guys and kisses them because he is her beta orbiter
>the chads know him and dont even care since he is so sexually harmless you dont even care about the beta orbiting
>he tells me he is her "confident"
>really? I think. You are her confident? Does she talk about how big Chad's dick was with you? If she doesnt, then she ois not your confident. If she does...god, I would be devastated to be you during that conversations.
>>385739463
How long do you sleep?
>>385739549
Six hours
>>385739549
11pm-630am
Where do I get a Wow! shirt
>>385739498
and how old is this dude?
>>385713797
apex jej
>>385739276
It began as a critique of a meme stereotyping "virgin" behaviors that are just common things (walking with your head down and with earbuds in) by comparing them with an absurd reflection of themselves (staring down literally every person you see and holding your head at a perfect parallel with the ground) and grew from there. Now its spread to just about everything that "virgins" would do with a corresponding absurd reflection of the idealized "chad" response and even satire of the meme itself. If nothing else, its a witty commentary on stereotyped human behaviors.
>>385739764
nobody but Chad knows, rumor has it all Chads have their own shop and only go to malls to prey on Staceys
>>385739938
I just don't think it's funny,
It's just the same joke over and over and the joke wasn't even that great.
How many times can you laugh at the same punchline?
>>385739908
22
>Commie as fuck
>all his activism consist on "acid commentaries on facebook" and posting strawman images
>weak posture
>everyone thinks he is gay but he isnt
>skinnyfat
I want to help him uncuck himself, but damn he is making that hard
>>385737487
>tfw so many points of the Virgin Attempt hit too close home
DELET THIS
>>385739694
Why has this thread not been fucking deleted.
>>385739694
this guy doesn't get it
>>385740430
this guy does
>>385740321
I dunno man, i think you just have a broken funny bone.
>>385723481
the wizards one are forced as fuck
>>385740342
what a mess. if he's still trying to "protect" some girl who isn't even into him at 22, he'll probably be a beta orbiter ""confidant"" for the rest of his life. why even bother trying to help someone who won't help himself?
>>385740342
>>Commie as fuck
>>all his activism consist on "acid commentaries on facebook" and posting strawman images
I'm sorry but your friend is not that worth saving. He'll probably end up cucked if he gets a gfnot even memeing, the bf of a collegue was a commie and got cuckoldand not just by men
>>385740679
>commie and got cuckold
that's fine though, their whole ideology is about sharing. does he have any right to complain?
>>385739498
Confidant. The word you're looking for is confidant.
>>385737408
baby don't hurt me
>>385740507
now that I think about it we need 'the virgin moderator' and 'the chad moderator'
>>385740614
I disagree 100%
>>385741192
>chad moderator
>Has never moderated a thread in his entire life
>>385705627
> Is there a Virgin Gamer pic?
Nice pleonasm.
>>385723481
Wizard looks like a Joy Mutant
Shit meme btw
>>385722579
>5 girls have asked me out throughout lifetime
>to beta to say yes to any of them
>23 year old vigin
it gets b-better, r-right?
>>385740845
You're joking, but some of the more radical communists consider it to be a woman's duty to help a men relieve his sexual urges, regardless of who he is.
>>385741253
>chad moderator
>gets paid in literal gold bars
>the only hot pocket he's seen is a girl's pussy
>bans people from reality by murdering them and setting their bodies aflame
>>385740596
Nah they're both bad
The Chad Skinhead one isn't an outrageous enough exaggeration
>tfw Gay since I was a teen in homophobic country so I try not to do anything that may get women attention to me so people won't see me rejecting them
I actually really dislike women but because of the mask I put on myself when I interact they all think I am a nice person.
Thankfully I am approaching the stage where all females of my ageshould be married already so it will get easier.
>>385737690
You're a ginormous faggot, and you should probably just embrace that you're a failure if terribly unwise, childish advice like this seems good to you. It's so obviously "I wanna be less beta, here's my lifehax"
>Eat a good amount of proteins and healthy fats (fish will do the trick for both). 1grm of protein for each lb of weight
Nigger, I eat what I want whenever I want to.
>Drop sugar
Why did you even eat sugar so much in the first place? Are you a girl and can't handle sweets?
>Filter your water and dont use plastic bottles
Look, it's not water bottles making you gay. You were just born that way, stop pretending it's chemicals that do it. I consume acid, shrooms, marijuana, cocaine, and amphetamines constantly and have a six figure job. Kill yourself if you live to blame chemicals for your failure to be a man.
>Ice cold showers (this is not a joke). Not only it has health benefits but will also forge your spirit and discipline during winter days. Probably the most important one on the list after diet
How the fuck is that important? Are you trying to keep your erections down because you can't slay enough pussy to match your demand? I only take searing, burning hot showers year round. I work hard, I earned my right to comfort. If you have such little self respect that you won't allow yourself luxury, you're not a man but a dog. Besides, I know I could go months with cold water bathing only, it isn't difficult: you're just trying to prove to yourself something that isn't truth, that you are tough. Quit being delusional.
>If you excersisie, do compound ones. Machines are for faggots, cardio is for double faggots. If you want the benefits of cardio just do 10 minutes of HIIT.
If you can't run a mile and a half in less than 13 minutes, you're a weak little bitch. I don't care how beefy you get for your boyfriends, only what your actual physical fitness can transfer into.
>Good sleep
You should sleep forever since ur a worthless idiot giving bad advice.
>>385737690 the virgin advice
vs.
>>385741771 THE CHAD EDICT
>>385733840
Better version
4plebs
>>385742129
>leaves everything until last day
wtf im a chad now
>>385729189
Hownewru?
>>385741606
>virgin moderator
>Listens to metal while moderating
>chad moderator
>Listens to the sound of himself fucking your mother while moderating
>>385721643
22 year-old virgin here, part of it is because I used to be an extreme beta, but now it's mostly cause I dont want my first time to be with some random slut.
>>385726432
>>385743103
Bro just accept men are sluts in essence and own that shit.
>>385741771
This is the most pathetic post I have seen in weeks.
>>385743517 the virgin retort
>>385743517
Not as pathetic as you trying to hide behind smugh_jap_cartoon_girl_23.png
>>385720132
better one
>>385727251
>>385744242
>>385737690
Areincline machinesany good?
>>385718838
Woomy
>>385730936
>came into yourself
>>385723278
>ouch!
>>385719136
CK2 is probably a bit closer.
>>385733775
The (budget) cinema I went to years and years ago was in the mall right across from a dollar tree. Could literally get enough junk food and snacks for everyone in the theater for the cost of a medium drink in the theater.
>>385741771
t. low test virgin
>>385739436
If you need to have someone explain that you should move that 9-hour window to fit your schedule, I think you're far too dumb for this self-improvment shit
>>385734505
This, but a lot of new images missed that point
>>385729309
>>385728448
Not him but you say that like Reddit hasnt ruined everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOT_XhePAQ
>>385718756
Why does Chad remind me of Swifty so much.
>>385734720
>>385739694
>>385740430
/pol/ once again proving that they have no sense of humor, and will take any excuse they can to shout about their bullshit
>>385741325
>0 girls asked me out in my life
>37 years old
No, but it could have been a lot worse
>>385745479
Am i the only one that thinks the "classes" thing, if done properly, could have benefitted the original game?
my personal fav
>>385734720
>>385739694
>>385740430
xd my political ideology
>>385744357
This is too good, I've only read the first line and I'm already laughing.
>>385721643
Hey Chad.
>>385745846
but chad was supposed to be the bad guy? i don't get it
>>385721643
getting lethally ill at 16 turned out to be pretty good chick repellent
>>385746503
the virgin is supossed to be a generic beta male
Chad is supossed to be THE alpha male
>>385726432
three years from wizarddom, you can't even imagine the power
>>385721643
>the chad jab
>>385743103
>the virgin reply
this fucking thread's killing me
>>385728448
>not over-spacing everything to inflate the size of your post and assert dominance over other posts
the
virgin
reply
>>385740430
kek
>>385738828
Siesta.
>>385747445
Im going to post wizard memes untill you like them
>>385744107
related to this
>>385726432
>tfw gf wants to have sex but i keep avoiding it for some reason
>>385741771
while most of that 'advice' is neutral at best there are at least a dozen sources of xeno and phytoestrogens, in addition to endocrine disruptors, that the modern man faces that no bronze age man ever encountered. The FDA just lowered the blood testosterone level that is considered to be 'low' by 20% and a study found that sperm counts are 50% lower than the 1950s
learn the sources of anti-androgens and avoid them, and stimulate your own endocrine system. chad or virgin you need to be doing this
>>385747707
The square brush is a classic
>>385744357
>Pop!
>>385740342
you need to give him some tough love
scream at him to improve himself
>>385721643
>the chad post
>>385713797
This is amazing
>>385713797
this is the only one of this shitty meme that's good and boy is it fucking good alright
>>385713797
Lake Chad is real
fuckin lost
>>385747650
take your unfunny wizard and fuck off
>>385747445
>>385747579
>>385747650
>>385747707
>>385747765
I will never like this
>>385717178
Welcome to nu /v/
Rate
>>385752087
>tactical clogs
jej
>>385729421
>Virgin articulation
>Chad articulation
>>385751354
These are shit and miss the point. For fuck sake the wizard doesn't even have any fully realized imagery. there's nothing for the imagination to grab onto.
to be fair living as chad seems stressful
there's a lot he won't do unless the conditions are just right
makes you wonder who the true autist is here hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
looking for ideas for the Civilization empire of Chad of Machadonia
>Virgin Settler goes for science victory
>Unique Unit: The Chad Strider
>goes for domination and cultural victory
>>385752465
virgins wait for conditions to be right
chads force those conditions to realization
that was a pretty okay thread
>>385747760
i hate you
>>385719517
Now make one for the actual game
>>385752087
small fix