I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone talk about this

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it's too pure for /v/

>>385678158
Literally everyone's in love with the ginger bear on the far right how have you not noticed?

>>385678258
It's literally the biggest pile of tumblr crap I've ever had to witness

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>>385678364
tumblr crap that is selling better than anything you'd ever be able to make

>>385678347
I haven't been on in a while but as soon as I herd about this game I went to v to check it out and found nothing

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Brian is the best daddy!!

>>385678415
Jesus have you ever played a visual novel? I can count 5 other visual novels better than this

try /lgbt/
it's a gay game for homos

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>>385678546
How does that change what I said

>>385678598
Alright I'll take you on that challenge

>no sex scenes
>half the dateable characters are shit
>generic character designs
>cringe-inducing dialogue

no thanks

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>>385678558
but we're discussing a video game, so it belongs here

>>385678558
Gaymers can't be gay?

Because if we ignore it, maybe it will go away

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Seriously, i dont even know what the hell this game is and it makes me want to kill myself

>>385678158
I'm just sayin, I really would hate it if my dad turned out to be gay

>>385679242
finally you'd start to know the disappointment he faces every time he looks at you

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tell the truth /v/, which dad did you choose

>>385679223
I feel ya

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Whiny tumblr cunts got their ass blown when an artist turned the daddies into mommies.

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>>385679643
all of them
but brian first
naturally you play the best character's route first when you're playing a dating sim

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that it had 'gaymer gramps' plastered all over it yet they had nothing to do with it apart from that one guy being on the production team

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>>385679757
>tumblr's face when

>Playing a gay VN that isn't furry
Ew.

>>385679757
Actually it's how they were drawn that they are pissed, tumblr wants a lesbian version 'dream mommies'

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>>385679886
>furries

>>385679887
And because they turned Damian into a woman when he's a transman, or something.

>>385678158
None of them look like dads except the 2 on the right.

>>385679757
What's funny is that most of the men apart from the ginger are physically fit and have that attractive bod but as soon as you gender swap and give the women physically fit bodies tumblr loses its SHIT

>>385680052
He apparently made one small comment about a binder throughout the whole game, not exactly out and proud about who s/he is

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>>385680138
teacher dad second best dad

>>385678158
>"This is my first day on /v/"
or
>"LOL take the bait!"

>>385679757
Maybe now their neurotic teenaged girl personalities actually suit them

>>385679757
The roller coaster of replies and such for that were still going the other night and it's pretty hilarious.

>Tumblr gets upset over a character who's possibly FtM being drawn female
>Tumblr sends death threads
>artist refuses to apologize, "I drew them as I wanted and I'm happy with it."
>people defend the artist, attack tumblr back
>tumblr: "Whew, I'm finally back after taking the day off, was getting too many death threats from gamergate."

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>>385681712
>drinking wine
>dad

This shit proves liberals will literallly consume garbage if it lines up with their distorted worldview

>>385681854
Neither

>>385678882
DAMIEN SHOULD HAVE STAYED A MOM REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385678158
where were you last week anon?

>>385683657
Coma

This game would be better with lewd scenes like Drammatical Murder, but because this is the West, this game was made as boring, tame, and focus-tested as possible

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I love how this game threw and still throws /v/ and /pol/ into a never-ending tizzy of rage and inanity, just like Overwatch. It's a wonderful show.

Also Brian is the best and sexiest daddy.

>>385684358
>implying game grumps did focus testing

The problem is they had a funny premise and cocked it up because they're unfunny idiots.

>>385684358
Nah, not every dating game needs to be "porn images every few screens while you fuck all the other characters harem-style and then choose the cockslut you'll be living with at the end".

>>385684358
“Saying exactly what somebody wants to hear until they kiss you is what a sociopath does.” --Dream Daddy devs about dating sims.

>>385678347
He is a shill you moron.

Its not marketed at the /v/ demographic.

Primary demographics playing this game are:

>Gay/bi men
>Women
>Streamers/Youtubers

Very few individuals not falling under the above catergories would purchase Dream Daddy to play alone.

>>385685107
>insults the game
>"HE'S A SHILL!!"

So we've really gone so insane we're calling everyone who even mentions something a shill no matter what the context is?

>>385680156
desu the ginger has a better body than most other dads, I'd say he's number 2 right after craig

>>385685254
You have to make it seem not as obvious, idiot.

>>385685287
>love Craig and Brian
>no option to have both of them
>no option to get them together

This game hurts me.

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>>385682916
do you think he was pregnant before or after the change?

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>>385685430
>you disagreed with me you MUST be OP and you MUST be shilling because you dared even breathe the name of something I despise!

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>>385678158
Because most people who talk about this game like it 'ironically'. They think the game is a joke.

>>385678158
What did you expect, OP? /v/ is full of faggots that will gobble up any shit that shamelessly panders to them.

>>385678158
It's been talked about here constantly. Get on more than once a week? Or don't, rather. This place is awful.

>>385685784
I thought /v/ was full of angry manchildren who hate video games and want their hobby to die because it's no loner like it was during their childhoods.

>>385685870
Yeah? Well, that too then.

I can't believe /v/ loses its shit over a single gay dating sim

>>385685959
/v/ loses its shit over everything. Have you seen all of the shitposting threads about sonic Mania, Mario Odyssey, Crash N. Sane Trilogy, Injustice 2, FFXV, KHIII, everything? The board culture is to bitch and shitpost nonstop about everything.

>>385685959
See, some people get so angry over video games they resort to spamming furry garbage in the threads instead of simply hiding them.

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What do you do?

>>385687154
Call an ambulance because his jogging harness has shook his poor baby up like she was strapped in a commercial paint mixer

>>385687775
She looked and acted fine to me. Hell, she loved going jogging with him.

>>385687920
Because the writers are idiots who don't know how to handle a baby.
Beef Hardstaff's fitness kick comes across as incredibly shallow when the first thing you see him do is shake his baby to death.

>>385688004
Just repeat to yourself "It's just a game, I should really just relax."

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>>385678364
Oh really?

>>385684608
This.

>>385688229
I'd rather the writers actually do their job and make a good game, thanks.

>>385685017
>make an argument that has nothing to do with the original point
fuck off

The arts kinda weak. Generic feel to it. Nearly all the fanart people post in these threads look better than the actual game

>>385688353
>waaaaah a fake baby might be fake shaken by a fake man, this game is so horrible

Maybe you should stop being a bitchy little queen.

Man, how is it possible to be so brainspasmed by a game that you need to keep posting furries taking giant shits even after you've been banned multiple times.

>>385682053
And the thing is, the creator had to say something about the death threats 6 days after the game was made.

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>>385688697
>spamming nsfw shit in a thread about something you don't like for... some reason
Sad!

>>385688595
It's a fundamental collapse of any believability his character might have held.
They intended to write a charismatic, responsible dad who has pulled a complete 180 from his brainless college days.
Instead they wrote a dumb jock who keeps accidentally murdering his children like a white trash WoW addict.

Even if you're the sort of person who is for some reason willing to "turn your brain off" and "enjoy" "dumb entertainment", there's thousands of actual games out there that will be better for this than some directionless streamer bait shat out by tumblrinas.

Why isn't there any porn of Amanda yet?

>>385688864
I'd love to hear you psychoanalyze like this for Mario, Sonic, Crash, Mega Man, GTA, Final Fantasy, and other game series. Or all of the dating games where you rape people and mindbreak them into being your harem sluts for all time.

>>385688823
What's even more funny is he's using two separate IPs to spam it twice as fast. Worse than Barneyfag, the poor thing.

Flavor of the month for everywhere else but here

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>>385689036
please don't lewd my daughter

>>385689043
You seem to have confused basic, elementary level critical reading with psychoanalysis.

If this stuff is really flying over your head that far then maybe you should be playing with alphabet blocks instead of computer games.

>>385688241
Isnt there one even worse? Something about an ice cream shop or bakery shop

So they had kids then realized they like the D?

>>385689365
That might be the scenario with Joseph, but other dads come off as bi.

>>385689365
One of them's a tranny, so technically they always liked the D and realized they wanted to be the D.

>>385689365

You have no idea how many gay men marry and have children due to societal pressure/unwillingness to disappoint their parents

>>385689481
They still like the D though.

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>>385689365
>bisexuality
>surrogacy
>adoption

>>385686909
>>385686968
>>385688541
>>385688654
>>385688697
>>385688972
>>385689030
>>385689057
>>385689231
>>385689307
>>385689339
>>385689432
Where do you even find this stuff Anon? why go though all the effort to save it just to shitpost?

>>385689525
Oh, for sure.

>>385689579
Because this is 4chan and /v/ in particular. Poor child needs his attention.

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>tfw you will never be Brian's little spoon

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>>385682916
>tfw have a thing for goths
>tfw cuntboy fetish

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>>385689820
I have no idea why instead of going and doing something you actually likes somewhere else and leaving the thread, you decide to ruin it for everyone else

>>385690113
shitpost kino

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>>385690267
please start taking your meds again

>>385689969

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

>>385678158
Because I'm not a homo and I don't pay attention to faggot games

>using multiple computers and IPs simply to shitpost in a /v/ thread

And gamers wonder why the rest of the world thinks they're retarded.

>>385690651
Nobody is forcing you to play it so stop bitching about it existing.

>>385684608
Jesus, I might be a little gay after all.
I'd pirate this game just to play his route. Fuck the rest of the crew.

>>385690734
>2017
>gamer
Kill yourself.

>>385678158
I'm a huge fag and found shit shit unplayable.

Even cripple fucker has more depth that this tumblr tier excuse for a VN. SEriously.

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>faggot meme shit made for streamers

no thanks le shekel man

>>385691048
It's hilarious how vehemently you people need to tell everyone how much you hate something, like you're desperately trying to convince yourselves.

I thought it was just okay

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I like this version.

>>385691902
I commend game grumps for this because they stole the eligible bachelors of Overwatch and gave them different personalities.

>>385678598
I personally don't find asians that attractive but Craig is making me diamonds.

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>>385691902
>drama queen Reaper -isn't- the gothic victoriaboo

>>385692451
Craig and Brian are my favorites, hunky Asian bro and cuddly ginger bear, delicious.

>>385692451
Why is it that straight men typically like asian women but gay men don't like asian men?

>>385692967
America has spent nearly 100 years emasculating Asian men.

When was the last time you saw a romantic Asian lead male in a film that wasn't Bruce Lee?

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>>385689343

>>385678158
Is this game even fun? Or is this another instance of the games characters are the only note worthy thing in it?

>>385692967

Gay men are super racist and even more picky than straight men

>>385695268
Worse, the only noteworthy thing is the premise.
The characters are all written like preening teenaged girls and it's only endearing on the three actual teenaged girls in the cast.

>>385695268
>fun
well its a visual novel so no its not fun, since theres next to no gameplay (there are a few minigames tho)
but that doesn't mean it isnt good

>>385695268
It certainly was fun seeing people get upset when they couldnt romance Joseph

>>385692967
I love Asian men, especially fit muscle ones like Peter Le.

>>385695268
It's a horrible evil terrible thing worse than anything else in the universe because blah blah blah take /v/'s word for it we're the experts on everything and you must follow our opinions 100%.

>>385695268
Depends on what you are looking for when you say 'fun', because there's no porn if that's what you're wondering, mostly romance only.

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there were daily threads a few weeks ago

also i love amanda

where can i get a big burly bf

>>385679757
>hot blonde lesbian
sign me the fuck up.

>>385689343
That one didn't get funded because the dev was greedy

>>385695662
>flimsy bengladeshi m65 lookalike when the character is clearly wearing an mA-1 imitation

ree

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>>385696175
shut up queer

>>385696175
What are you whining about and why should we care?

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>>385696490
>actual m65 instead of a vaugely m65 isnpired button-up

less ree but still mild ree
Look at the elastic neck, waist and cuffs
That's clearly a bomber jacket and not a field parka.

>>385696818
Anon is upset by the cosplayers jacket choice I think

>>385689343
Two Scoops? That was just a Kickstarter that got shitposted around for a little while, it missed its goal by a little under $3,700

>>385682053
>Literally a bunch of Trans people say they aren't offended by it.
>They also said GenBend Damian would be a Transwoman so it doesn't matter still in the long run
>People still pissy
Jesus

Does dating Damien make you straight?

>>385699154
Not with that face and body

I thought the "trans" guy wore binders because that's exactly what men did during the Victorian times to get the body shape needed for what was considered high fashion back in those times. Why did everyone immediately assume he was a woman from that?

>>385699489
Writer confirmed he's trans, but honestly it's a single line in the game that ever implies it, there's only one chance for you to get it, so feel free to ignore it.

>>385699489
>Why did everyone immediately assume he was a woman from that?

It's what they wanted to see.

>>385699578
Didn't he only "confirm" it a few days after thousands of transpeople projected themselves onto him solely so they wouldn't rise up and riot about him being a man who wore binders to look more Victorian?

>>385699727
Pretty sure it wasnt that long after that it was confirmed, like a day or so, cant remember, dont really care that much, pretty sure they knew what they were doing when they put the word 'Binder' in there and advertised it to tumblr.

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Who else wooed and won the coffee guy?

>>385678158
not in their target market so don't care about it tbqh

>>385679757
It's almost like SJWs are bunch of retards that gets offended over the most stupid and petty shit.

>>385678158
Is that Not-Dojima on the far left?

>>385702530
So they're exactly like /v/.

If this game is in the 20 top sellers of your local steam store, you must uninstall steam.
Top 15, become a fag like your country tells you to.
Top 10, congratulations, you can start wearing girls clothes and apply for sex change.
Global store does not apply.

>>385688595
There was a time when people expected quality in their fiction.
In those days, man made it to the moon, and made a magical box that somehow warms your food without fire or other heat sources.

>>385702781
>comparing landing on the moon to a gay daddy dating game

You people will latch onto ANYthing in order to throw a shitfit. It'sd like if you don't rage at something at least once every three hours you'll die.

>>385702705
35th
feels good man

>>385702705
110th
As expected of homophobic country

>>385702915
The people who landed on the moon didn't have to deal with gay daddy dating games.

>>385703424
What's your point, Aesop? They didn't have to deal with the internet, cell phones, or video games at all, either.

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>retards are saying genderbend fanart of dream daddy is transphobic

How do the LGB of the LGBT stand the trannies? It is like they make everyone in the community look bad.

>>385703354
Poccия ?

>>385703616
Дa.

>>385703531
>People went to the moon
>Introduce Internet, Cell Phones, and Video Games
>People can no longer go to the moon
>People are okay with this

>>385703651
There's no real point in going to the moon anymore.

>>385703649
Long live my friend. It's ranked below 75th in France.

>>385703651
What would we achieve by going back to the moon?

>>385702705
>be in Philippines
>13th

I'm honestly surprised.

>>385702705
Wait how can you find out?

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>>385678158
>The state of pc gaming

>>385703710
>>385703819
>Literally cannot get to the moon anymore under current technology
>B-but why would we even want to go there? It's not like anything's there. Let's play video games and text people instead.

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>>385704057
Does not apply if you use a VPN.

>>385704241
>can't even find it

Yeah we pretty straight, I wish I could say that for certain because there was a pride festival in Seoul Not too long ago

>>385704241
>"F-flavor of the m-month! It'll s-start losing players any d-day now!"
>sells another million copies in two weeks
>"S-streamer bait!"

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>is a pious man
>also a lowkey slut

Why does Joseph turn me on so much.

>>385678158
I simply don't give as hit.

>>385705816
Literally all I aspire to be in life, sexy yuppie daddy

>>385705816
>tfw I finally have a chance to post all the Joseph pics I've saved as the filthy Josephfag I've shameless become.
>Im nowhere near my computer and can't post shit, and the thread will die before I can.
Goddamit, someone post Josephs to calm my thirst.

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Um, excuse me, but you don't just get to appropriate gay daddy culture like that, guys. This is exploitative and gross.

>>385708631
Hurry home anon! You can unload all of your delicious Joseph pics here.
I'll be waiting ;)

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>>385702705

>>385693147
wat
you should watch some kpop sometime

>>385703560
There's a turf war between radical feminists and the trannies.
The "shut up i'm a woman because i said so" rehtoric does -not- sit well with the man-haters, who see it as yet another power play from muh patriarchy
You may have seen trannies viciously spit "Trans Erasing Radical Feminist" as an acronym: "Terf"

>>385710675
kpop is made in the asia you pok gai asia isn't hollywood.