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So there seems to be a clear consensus on /v/ that TW: Warhammer

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So there seems to be a clear consensus on /v/ that TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever made but why am I still enjoying it?
Do I have shit taste?
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There's a clear consensus on /v/ that every single remotely popular game is actually shit
TWW is fine
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SUMMON
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If only the campaign wasn't "everyone sits at their capital with 2 full stacked armies".
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It's a great game. Too much DLC and it removed some key features from previous TW games but you can add those back with workshop mods.

Gonna wait a year or two to get the sequel though because you know damn well the devs are going to have another 50 DLC races that are already in the base game for 10-20 bucks a pop.
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>>385643361
Its only good because of mods
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>>385643361
>So there seems to be a clear consensus on /v/ that TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever


?????
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>>385643889
ELECTOR
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>>385643361
It's not even the worst Total War game, not saying it's a classic but it's fun as fuck.
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>>385643952
The AI is annoying as shit in the campaign and progression in the campaign is too linear for most factions

online is fun as fuck though
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>>385643361
Historians think that.
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>>385644090
KANGZ
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>>385644072
Every 3d total war ever.

Except for Rome 1

Except for Attila because it has no fucking good mods jesus christ
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Its a solid game but I just can't enjoy it. I have 40 hours in Warhammer, 150 hours in Atilla and 250 in Rome II.

Maybe its the setting, I don't know. But i really dont enjoy it as much as I should
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ove the game but I can't get over how shit Chaos is, SPECIALLY compared to the lss important chaos subfactions like Beastmen and now Norsca.
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>>385644137

>progression in the campaign is too linear for most factions

This is a problem that very rarely gets the attention it deserves. For example when you're playing as the Empire, Greenskin incursions are meant to be a major threat (heck, the tutorial fight is an army of Greenskins sieging Altdorf) but in the actual campaign you beat down Skarsnik and then the entire race might as well not exist for the rest of the game, they never have any reason to head north past the Border Princes to threaten you and you have no reason to head that far south just to stamp them out. Dwarves just spend their entire campaign stamping out Greenskins, even if you wanted to wipe out the Wood Elves you can't even reasonably reach them until turn 60-80+ (after securing the badlands) and by then what's the point? They're no real threat to you any more.
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>>385644626
Thats probably what kills it for me. I played a full empire campaign at launch, but now I cant get past turn 75 because its always the same shit.
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>>385643361
Its great but has DLC and requires mods to make great sooooo
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It's the best TW game since uh... Shogun 2 I guess

Comparing it to M2 and Rome I isn't exactly fair but oh well
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>>385644595
Because chaos is just a placeholder for third game.
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>>385643361
Whose consensus is this? I think it's a great game and I've been playing the series since medieval 1.
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wat
The consensus was that it was one of the best TW ever released.
At least it was the most polished one.
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>>385643361
You just like simple things.
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B E Y O N D Y O U R C O M P R E H E N S I O N
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>>385645083
theres nothing simple about youre moms as, famalam
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The game itself is fine. If you are a fan of WHF it's pretty great.

The DLC policy is dicks.
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/v/ didn't like it because they couldnt pirate it.
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>>385645005
At the very least, it's a love letter by people who very much loved the Warhammer Fantasy setting.
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>>385645083
The only thing that warhammer simplifies is the overworld management shit, which has been getting simplified for a long time. And honestly that doesn't really matter that much. Total war is about the battles, if you're not playing the battles you should be playing another grand strategy game because they do the overworld shit better and always have.
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ASININE MORTAL
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>>385643361
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Norsca soon.
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>>385645564
this.
>>385647218
rill
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>>385645564

I had no opinion because I couldn't pirate it

I'll pirate it eventually
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>>385647218
I'll roll.
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>>385647218
'Ere we go, 'ere we go!
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>>385647404
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>>385643361
Played it for 3 minutes and then uninstalled. Total dogshit.

This is coming from someone who has hundreds of hours on Shogun 2.
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>>385647218
Balthasar GET
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO8OtI0FQMg&t=4s

Why haven't you preordered TWWH2 yet, /v/?

C'mon, you get Norsca for free
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>>385647981
>>385647584
I'll take it.

SUMMON
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>>385646094
>we can't figure out how to make the strategy part of the game deep and engaging so we'll just make it barebones instead
Might as well strip it out entirely and make a RTT game

Why can't we have good overworld shit AND battles?
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>>385648039
So they basically managed to make Chaos Warriors a preorder bonus twice?

Apex kek
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>>385648179
The overworld shit has pretty much always been simple as fuck in Total War to be honest.
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>>385648179
CA knows their fanbase, and the TW fanbase are retarded.

Seriously, look at the most popular mods in the workshop, 90% of them are shit that makes the game easier in some way.

We're talking about the same fanbase who saw pic related and thought it was China.
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>>385647218
Let's go lady luck
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>>385648225
From what I hear Chaos wasn't even supposed to be in the base game, and the third expansion was going to focus solely on the various Chaos factions, so as they are now Chaos and all affiliated parties are in in a very barebones matter purely due to fan demands that they make it in.

Once TWWH3 comes out we'll see Chaos and everything about them fleshed out to the max.
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>>385643361
>TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever made
but it's not? those are just historyfags crying. TWWH is the game that got me into total war.
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>>385647734
>3 minutes

??
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>>385648225
Except WoC were half-assed since they originally weren't supposed to be playable.

Norsca actually looks pretty great.
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>>385648397
I just don't get why the TW fans got to be so autistic over Warhammer 2's announcement. Give the WHFB guys a break, considering their game was murdered.
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>>385648781
It was just retards that hadn't done any basic research.
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>>385643361
>So there seems to be a clear consensus on /v/ that TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever made
Are you high on glue?
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>>385644038
i know people are mad about DLC races, and generally i agree with that sentiment.

However, remember this is based on the tabletop game where you have to choose a race to play and generally invest your money in it, you dont really expect to own everything.

DLC is meant for you to purchase what you like in this case.
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>>385648781
From what I've witnessed, most of the historyfags are turks who are butthurt that they can't play as "muh ancestors".
Seriously, every fucking time CA does a TWH related update, there's someone with a turkish name writing in broken english about how the franchise is ruined.
The announcement of TWH2 is probably my favorite internet shitstorm.
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>>385647218
Rolling for dwarves
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>>385647734
>3 minutes
So you opened the game then quit and uninstalled?
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>>385648039

Do you still get Norsca if you prepurchase from a key site?
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>>385649312
Depends which site it is, there's a list of approved SEGA resellers somewhere
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>>385649312
http://www.sega.com/sega-approved-partner-list
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>>385648397
IS THAT TOTAL WAR MAYANS AND AZTECS
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>>385643361
It's a solid 7/10, especially if you pirate it/use CreamAPI so you don't have to pay for the DLC.
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>>385643361
>So there seems to be a clear consensus on /v/ that TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever made
There's a clear consensus among a handful of very butthurt historybabbies who thing that TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever made because they didn't get Medieval 3.

TW:WH certainly isn't perfect, but it's still damn good.
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>>385644626
It doesn't help that the AI is programmed to avoid siege battles at all cost unless the odds are ridiculously stacked in their favor

Defense just becomes a "chase tiny raiding armies around forever" simulator
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>never played total war before, doing alright on normal/normal trying to learn the game
>bump unit size from medium to large, now am absolute fucking trash at the game
is large just meant for fucking around? Medium felt way better and each unit played to its strengths, large is ridiculous
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>>385648397
Hear dinosaur roars..... IT MUST BE CHINA!!!.. That was such a shitshow. People who claim to be huge total war fans and bitch about things that have been anounced ages ago
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>>385643361
I completed the first game as imperials, I have absolutely no desire to play any DLC or TW Warhammer 2. Make of that what you will.
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>>385647218
FOR THE EMPEROR
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I WILL NOT STAND IDLE
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>>385650073
CA did literally everything they could to make it clear that it was going to be fantasy-related. Yet the "true fans" were somehow completely in the dark about it.
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>>385647218
GREEN IZ BEST
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>>385643361
I don't own like 80% of the dlc but I'm gonna roll anyway
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>>385649575
>>385649570

>CDKeys isn't on there
>It's actually cheaper to buy from them and then pay full whack for Norsca separately than to buy from Steam or any of those resellers

Well alright then.
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>>385650124
I don't think you completed it at all, because there are no "imperials"
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>>385649982

There's unit size settings below Ultra?
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>>385650889
>ultra
not everyone has a supercomputer, i go from a steady 60fps on large to <5fps on ultra with just 1 full stack vs 1 full stack
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>>385650795
Top tip coming at ya mate, want to find the cheapest option for a game you want? Just type "GAME NAME Allkeyshop" on google, it shows you every site starting at the cheapest option. I buy all my keys using it, fucking saved me a shit ton.
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SUMMON
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>>385649982
>>385651219
>There really people who dont play max size with Ultra.
>They cry how game is shit
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>>385647218
gogo
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really hope TWWH 2 brings the meme game as hard as PRINCE AND EMPEROR
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>>385651219
what the fuck are you talking about lmao
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>>385651219

>supercomputer

I'm still using a stock i5 2500k from like six fuckin' years ago, and I play just fine on Ultra with SFO mod which increases unit sizes (e.g. goblins have 250 units per stack). I mean sometimes I get minor fps dips but nothing unplayable. Are you playing on your grandmother's old Dell or something?
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>>385651512
never once said the game is shit though, i'm having a blast. medium unit size is the best though.

>>385651553
learn to read nigger, the point is that ultra is terribly optimized
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>>385651512
Feels awesome having a 20/20 unit full health army backed up by a Waaaaagh/Beastmen Herd and on Ultra settings. The only place my fps drops to like 40 with an army like that is in the undergrowth tunnels.
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>>385651550
I bet skaven will make many dope memes.
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>>385651715
stop playing on a 10 year old computer. even my laptop can run ultra unit size if i turn other shit down
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>>385643361
There a clear consensus on /v/ that you're the worst bait of the day.
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>>385651837
Then buy better computer and stop playing with laptop.
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>>385652193
Why did you reply to me?
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>>385647218
Rolling.
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>>385652009
yeah my computer is old but it's not spic tier, 16gb ram, AMD FX-4170, GTX 650. i have all my graphics settings low as fuck, but moving from large to ultra unit sizes absolutely cripples my FPS in battles. not to mention, battles on ultra are basically "attack move your entire army at the enemy because maps are too small to allow proper strategy when each side has 5k models on the field" which is another reason why i prefer medium.
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>>385652260
Because fuck mobile 4chan.
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Who /KarlFranzxHighElfPrincess/ here?
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>>385651512
>tfw my computer is shit so I have to play with small unit sizes

I'm still having fun, but I feel like this makes heroes/mages too powerful in comparison since they don't seem to scale with unit sizes.
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Is it just me or the fanbase for this game is completely utterly retarded?

Anyone ever been on Total War Center? No one, not a single user, can speak in proper English there. Every single post is some kind of autismal babbling, written in broken English, that barely manages to make sense at all and contributes precisely nothing of value to the discussions they attempt to have.

They make Neogaf look like the official forum for Mensa or Brazillians on /int/ sound like the Hemingways of our time.
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>>385653826
these sorts of games are most popular in europe and asia, makes sense most fans cant speak english well
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>>385644595

Warriors of Chaos are garbage. The great Chaos faction are Daemons.
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>>385653826
Total War has lots of Russian/Polish/Turkish fans, which generally have low IQ and can't learn proper English.
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>>385653763
you cant even handle medium? IMO medium is the best, all units are effective in some way and nothing is grossly overpowered. there are enough infantry to form battle lines without huge gaps, but not shitloads of infantry like on ultra that become better than every other unit in the game because your infantry have like 200 units per regiment and will just swarm and destroy everything
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>>385643361

It's one of the best TW games ever made and the best fantasy strategy in like a decade.

People hate it because of DLC bullshit.
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>>385651512
ultra unbalances magic
the devs made magic balanced on the second largest unit size, and couldn't figure out a way to make it scale, so on ultra magic is even more shit than usual
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>>385654085
I can handle medium, but not at 60fps with high settings.

I guess I can lower the settings and raise the unit count, but I like muh graffix.
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>>385654074
>Total War has lots of Russian/Polish/Turkish

Yes because they can appreciate strategy games instead of retarded Americans and their call of duty.
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>>385653950
>>385654074
>makes sense most fans cant speak english well
Most people on /v/ aren't native speakers either.
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>>385654093
I'm glad they are learning. They said they are going to stop the 20 dollar "premium" race DLC. They wont try to get you to spend more by including a shitty mini campaign.
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>>385654284
>eastern europe video game players
>anything but brainlets
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>>385654290
and just like TW central, lots of posts are broken autismal ranting...
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>>385650889
>>385651512
Game is balanced for large unit sizes.
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>>385654252
honestly i would lower the graffix a bit until you can get medium working well, small just doesnt feel like total war, it's more like skirmishes: the game. yeah large and ultra are the best for total war but it becomes a huge clusterfuck i think, medium still feels like you are fielding more of an army. it's up to you but i really think small unit sizes cripples the game and, as you said, makes certain roles really overpowered due to small unit numbers
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>>385654284
Roach detected.
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>>385643361
>So there seems to be a clear consensus on /v/ that TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever made but why am I still enjoying it?

Stop bullshitting.

Every time I see a thread about it on /v/ the consensus is that the game is good but the DLC policy is shit.
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>>385654410
Not as bad as over there. And you would think that the slower pace of a forum would lead to a higher quality of posting style.
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>>385647218
ROLLY POLLY
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>>385654321
I imagine they will be the same price but they'll have a more complete roster/more legendary lords rather than a mini-campaign, which seems like a better deal
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>>385647218
rollan gimme sumin gud
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>>385652269
Any good pictures of demonettes somewhere?
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>>385643361
Which DLC race/leader is the most fun to play?
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>>385647218
DONT GIVE ME CHAOS
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>>385655171
ASININE MORTAL.
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>>385655106
Beastmen are my favorite. Their roster is arguably one of the weakest in the game, but that's not hugely important in singleplayer and the limited options force you to play aggressively. Also, their campaign mechanics are pretty much Chaos except done right.
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>>385655427
Cool, I'll get them when there's a sale. They're probably my favorite Fantasy race thematically after Ogre Kingdom.
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>>385654846
I think they already confirmed the first race pack would have 4 LLs instead of a mini-campaign

which basically confirms Tomb Kings
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>>385651659
theres this thing you could try out faggot
zooming in
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>>385655597
don't forget there are tons of mods available, i am terrible at beastmen too but i have a mod installed that lets them use the brass bull and various other units to expand their roster. there's another unit mod i saw on the chaos side of things that gives beastmen pestigors and a few other chaos beastmen units.
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>>385654284
Ivan pls
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>>385655106
Skarsnik
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>>385655815
It seems pretty obvious that Tomb Kangz will be the first major DLC race for Warhammer 2, which is pretty cool.
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>>385654343
you're being serious here ameridumb?
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>>385656018
to be honest i found skarsnik the least fun to play, mostly because goblins are just too squishy, and unlocking orc units after retaking karak eight peaks.... why wouldn't you just play greenskins or wurrzag? I'm not trying to be rude, i just don't see the appeal of skarsnik, where on the other hand, Angrund gets 4 ancestor ghosts to start
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>60 hours played
>not a single campaign finished
They just become so boring halfway through.
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>>385656217
because more challenge=more fun

between Night Goblins and Spider Riders, only gobbos is not as bad as it appears at first glance
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Would you still buy the second game if you weren't interested in their races, just for the complete map?
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>>385655171

Reroll
Chaos are BEYOND my COMPREHENSION
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>>385656653
Depends on what you mean.

I'm a Dark Elf player so obviously I'm biased when it comes to the sequel, but even if I wasn't interested in any of the new races in particular I'd still buy it just for having that many more options. Say I only like Dwarves and I really don't give a shit about any other races. I'm a hardcore Dwarf fan suddenly. On the combined map, I could at least fight those other races and have more variety in opponents, and if I got really bored with Dwarves at some point I could still check out the Lizardmen or whatever just to see if they're any good.

But if you really aren't interested in any of that and the first game has everything you might want, buying the second game just for the combined map definitely doesn't seem worth it to me.
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"Do not waste my potential"
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>>385657878
Well I'm this guy >>385656537

Also I don't think both sides of the map will interact that much. By the time they do I expect you to have conquered your part of the map and then everything is a pushover.
I'll buy it anyway.
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>>385659579
Yeah it's a shame the AI other than dwarves and pre-patch wood elves has problems snowballing.
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>>385659562
>potential
>second worst legendary lord in the entire game

Actually, Kemmler might be better than him after the last patch, I haven't played it to see how strong Krell makes him.
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>>385647218
Rollorino
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>>385659847
So what's the problem with caster LL's? Because I really want to play Kemmler now that Krell is in it. And I also have soft spot for Kemmler because he's a dark wizard character I like.
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>>385660682
They're less of an upgrade to standard casters than combat LLs are to standard lords.
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>>385660682
Magic isn't that powerful and Caster lords don't really do anything that the hero version can't do.

In the TT caster lords were often great because they got access to more spells than their hero version, but CA kinda butchered the way magic functions in this game.

At least mods make Lord Level casters worth it.
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>>385660682
>So what's the problem with caster LL's?
in the vanilla game, magic isn't that good. what's more, there are good combat lords with magic as well so why would you ever use a pure magic user over a hybrid that can do both? (mods fix this, though)
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>>385660682
Primarily, the problem is that the primary purpose of spellcaster lords is, unsurprisingly, to cast spells. But when you get a legendary lord, the spells they cast are exactly the same as those of regular spellcaster heroes. An Invocation of Nehek cast by Kemmler is exactly the same as an Invocation of Nehek cast by a generic Necromancer. Sure they might be able to do other unique things, but those unique things are generally not very much worth it because their main purpose is, as said, to cast spells.

In Kemmler's case it's even worse than that because you could take Mannlet von Carstein and still be able to cast that exact same Invocation of Nehek, while also being a capable melee warrior and having the option of riding a goddamn dragon.
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>>385647218
Rolling for Belegar
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>>385649178
You know the worst part? Warhammer was a big inspiration for alot of the old guard at CA.

These are literally their dream games.
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>>385647218
Fuck it rollin
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>>385643361
>So there seems to be a clear consensus on /v/ that TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever made
uh what? not only is it the best TW game, it's one of the best RTS games of all time
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Honestly it's pretty bad.

For selling itself on variety it's the most boring and repetitive TW in the series.
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>>385661694
>dreamgames
>half-ass them and load them with microtransactions

I mean what the FUCK have they been doing? We're talking say 30 models per faction with variations of individual models, their role and balancing. Plus cities, lore, campaign. And instead of making TW:W complete Warhammer Fantasy, they make TW:W 2, where they'll redo all the assets again to not look so lazy, and probably use it as an excuse to drop some factions from TW:W1 so that the player won't have the complete experience of Warhammer Fantasy unless he buys the upcoming TW:W3, which will also have cut content, so you have to own all 3 games to have all the fucking factions that one is interested in.

This is the most advanced of kike sorceries witnessed by man, and faggots eat it all up because CA has a monopoly on non-shit RTS since M@W2 turned into BuyDLC2Compete
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>>385662569
Big time man. More repetitive than shogun 2 where every faction has the same units.
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>>385647218

here we go
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>>385662665
>so you have to own all 3 games to have all the fucking factions
Bro that was announced before the first one was even released, don't act surprised.
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>>385647218
Rolllling
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>Love warhammer
>Love total war
>Wanted a proper fantasy total war since I learned about the series
>The full game costs 100 fucking quid
u fukin wot m80
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>>385647218
rolling for BURN IN ARCANE FIRE
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>>385647218

Just got done with the angry midgets, rollan.
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>>385663134
I'm never going to get him
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>>385662665
Why are you copypasting steam reviews on /v/?
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Probably one of the best games in terms of unit diversity and battles. The campaign map is shit but I don't really care, it's one of the only total war games I cared to complete twice. Once as Empire once as Dwarfs.
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The battles are great but the campaign has been simplified and stripped down so much it gets boring fast. At least for me as I really like an equal split of the two.
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>>385644137
>Raids your town
>Moves just out of range
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>>385647218
rollan baby
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>>385662569

This.
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>>385663389
>enemy army retreats across a river that takes you two full turns to march across
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>>385643361

The consensus I've seen is that tww is a good game with Jewish dlc.
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>>385663291

>Two playthroughs are an accomplishment
>mfw I'm just about to polish off my tenth or twelth playthrough as Bloody Handz

Do I have a problem?
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>>385663836

It's a good game, bad compared to other TW
Absolutely no love went into this game, it's literally a 10 year plan platform for the devs to keep their jobs by cutting everywhere they can and selling it later.
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>>385643361
Here's hoping the sequel gives us fixes and adds on to the normal functionality of the campaigns
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>>385663241
I'm not, I'm just glad that Denuvo got bypassed, seeing as there will be no "Definitive" version of the Fantasy Warhammer games ever availible.
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>>385663909
Nah lad. Wait. Tenth playthrough as the snorcs? Yeah you do. Although I've been thinking of replaying and I probably won't even play a new faction , just dwarfs again.
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>>385663968
There's more variation between most factions than there are in most entire total war games.
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>>385647218
h o r k
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>>385647218
S C H E M E S
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>>385663724
>Enemy ignores every other threat to them to doomstack one of your settlements.
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>>385664112

And yet it's by fat the most repetitive and boring TW, an achievement in itself when one is a game where every faction as the same units and the map is a two lane street.

A testament on how fucking bland and unispired this game is, the whole design of the game screams we can't be bothered, EVERY SINGLE notorious problem of the series got (resolved) by sinply removing it or making it so simple, so shitty that people wouldn't be able to complain anymore.
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>>385647218
eh, I've been needing a reason to play this again
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BEYOND
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>>385647218
Give me empire
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>>385647218
rollin!
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>it's a the poopoopeepees sneak up on your weakest settlements while you're stomping vampire cunts to the ground episode
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>>385662665
There are far worse games in the wider strategy genre for DLC (paradox comes to mind) and CA have been getting better at it as they go along, learning from their mistakes.

Bretonnia (a free DLC, mind) was far better than Chaos Warriors and Beastmen DLCs and Norsca seems to continue that trend.

Considering the unique animations, skeletons and models needed compared to the average copy and paste job for historical TW, it's good value.

Only shame is that campaign gameplay was dumbed down a lot but it seems like TWW2 is spicing that up a bit too.
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>>385664610
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>>385654343
Well our president got your president elected.
Checkmate burgerkings
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>>385654000
>literally destroyers of WH world
>garbage
>>385644595
I laughed out loud when I saw different god worship priorities going to mountain hicks and snowniggers instead of proper knights of Dark Gods.
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>>385647218
woop
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>>385664784

>Bretonnia (a free DLC, mind) was far better than Chaos Warriors and Beastmen DLCs and Norsca seems to continue that trend.

Is this a joke, Bretonnia is probably the second last worst designed faction ( before Warriors of chaos) in the history of the series.

There has never been a faction more railroaded than Bretonnia in this series and the original additions CA made to the faction are a lore and flavour rape of the original tabletop faction.
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>>385647218
Rolling and such
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>>385664471
Sounds like a personal problem.
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>>385664961
>Age of Shitmar: The Prequel
>Should at all be taken into consideration when talking about Warhammer lore
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>>385664840
Those fucking vikings are a bigger threat than fucking Chaos! I hope the new update will make them fun to fight against and not just more cancer.
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>>385665198
Ranged
slowing
chariots
:^)
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>make the Badlandsbowl Dwarves vs Greenskins
>high morale high armor starting units vs low morale no armor penetration until tier 3 units contest
>every fucking campaign ends with me having to fight treacherous Dwarves with full RoR armies, the most boring army to fight in the game
Hell, if you want to have a chance playing AS the greenskins you have to install mods and still abuse auto-resolve, fucking MINERS can beat Big 'Unz 1on1.
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I found the game way too easy and simple its up there as being bad as the napoleon and american civil war total wars. Rome, Mideval, shogun are all better.
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>>385664049

Nah I meant my tenth playthrough, but this time I'm playing as the savages. I've spread my playtime pretty evenly between factions.
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>>385665004
Explain yourself, I enjoyed playing Bretonnia.
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>>385665525
>american civil war
wat
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>>385665460
early game orcs should only fight dwarfs if they have to, and get catapults and melee lords/heroes if deal with them.

pound for pound, dwarfs are better, but remember that orc units have more men and are cheaper so in the long run its even
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>>385665004
>Is this a joke, Bretonnia is probably the second last worst designed faction ( before Warriors of chaos) in the history of the series.
>There has never been a faction more railroaded than Bretonnia in this series

You just sound a bit salty desu.

I didn't find them rail roadeded, each of the three subfactions has different priorities (Leon's after Marienberg, Alberic has to deal with Mousillon and then either send naval armies or build high and wait for confed, Fay has to survive against WE while holding her province with the option of going south).

They have two different economic builds (mainly for flavour, but hey) and the new units added fun options and really weren't that lore unfriendly (and got approved by GW anyway).

Unless you are whining about how Foot Squires could almost go even with Chaos Warriors (and then got nerfed)?

Only bad things are their tech tree and Alberic being a super lazy ass joke of an LL.
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>>385646094
Medieval 2 was literally better than this, I'm not even joking.
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>>385665886

>I didn't find the railroaded
>Each had their own priorities

Are you listening to yourself
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>>385665198
Now they will have buffed trolls and chariots 5 times bigger.
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>>385666023
Yeah, the faction had at least three different ways you could play them. Stop moving the damn goalposts.

Otherwise you can say every faction is railroaded in every TW game because they all have an optimal start.
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>>385666002
In ways. It also had a lot of dumb shit in the combat, like units that should win getting stunlocked because their animations were too long or sieges being fucky or charges being buggy.

I've been playing since medieval 1. I'm not new to the series, and I still think warhammer is great.
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>>385665886
>Leon's after Marienberg
I won my Bretonnia campaign and I never ever went to war with Marienburg, did I do wrong?
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>>385665460

If you're engaging in a straight line battle against Dorfs with anything other than Black Orks, you're doing it very very wrong. Ditto for archery battles against Quarrelers. You know what you get that they don't? Cavalry, monsters, and a free extra Waagh stack for every army. Cavalry that crush their archers. Monsters that ignore armour and destroy morale. Twice as many units in a fight to easily encircle and squash the Dorfs, hitting them in the backs where their armour won't mean shit. You can't just slam twenty Big 'Uns into twenty Longbears and expect to come out on top, you've got to build a stack that abuses their weaknesses. Not to mention the absurd amounts of money you can make as Greenskins just by taking over the Badlands, Dorfs can't expand nearly as easily. Focus on that and then roll up to Karaz a Karak with three full stacks, each with their own Waagh. Easy.
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>>385647218
non modded factions sucks
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>>385666204
I didn't explain myself, I was talking about the overworld management.
To me the battles that had the best "feel" to them were Shogun 2, but every army was the same so it got boring quickly.
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>>385647218
i can only play dwarfs since im kinda bad at micro, just like to turtle and pound shit with my artillery until they come to me, then inevitably break on my frontlines
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>>385647218

SUMMON ME. NO RE ROLLS!
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>>385666338
Oh. Yeah the overworld management has been getting simplified for a long time. If you want a game about that then TW is not the right series. Even at its most complex it was pretty basic shit. Try crusader kings or something.
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>>385663110
They're just giving you the full GW experience
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>>385666195

You don't play each faction at the same time you troglodyte

You play louen, kill orcs, get marienvurg and sit on your ass for 60-80 turns waiting for the confederation tech, you play the bitch, same shit only replace marienburg with welves, you play alberic, hell I dont even know what the fuck you're supposed to do as alberic you're landlocked by the massive maluses you get if you fight other bretonnians

it's fucking awful
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>>385666246
My main complaint is that when I'm doing another campaign like Vampire Cunts, Bretonnia or Empire at the end of it the main antagonists will be, 9 out of 10, fucking Dwarves because the AI is just that retarded and you'll never see Orcs unless you're playing as them.
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>>385666241
Bretonnia starts at war with Marienburg
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>>385663110
you talking about the sequel?

the original game is regularly on sale for like 15 bucks american. Not sure how that translates to quid
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>>385647218
Asinine mortal
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>>385666548
>louen
>kill orcs

what fucking orcs? the 1 tribe that the empire/dwarfs knock out after 10 turns?

as louen you can take marienburg, fight the empire, fight dwarfs, fight norsca, fight other bretonnians
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>>385666673
Full game anon. The DLC alone is 55 squid. From what I understand it's pretty spotty in terms of being worth it as well, not even getting into cut preorder races and blood effects to get past age rating. Even if it is reasonably priced it's a very steep cost to be looking at to buy a game.
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>>385667059
where are you looking? steam only lists one version of the game
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>>385666617
Christ I think it bugged out or something then, they asked me for peace after 10 turns.
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>>385667172
Steam. I was off with 100. It's around 95 pounds for the game + DLC.
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>>385666972

No you can fight marienburg and that's it, you """""""can""""""" theoretically fight norsca and bretonnia but it makes no fucking sense since you can't defeat norsca so early on by the time you are done with marienburg and fighting bretonnia is more harmful than beneficial, basically you have to go out of your way and make the situation WORSE in order to have a slightly more varied campaign, which is still railroaded as fuck.
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>>385667360
that sucks man, but I am sure you could buy a key without the DLC on like g2a or something
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>>385647218
We shall see.
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>>385667448
what do you mean you cant defeat norsca? early game they are mostly unarmored and filled with wolfs/axe throwers.

easy wins for a early game calvary/archer bret army
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>>385666972
If you dont kill the orcs next to louen a greenskin army spawns next to brett capitals every couple of turns for 20 turns.
They're what your supposed to farm xp from
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>>385647218
Nice
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>>385664784
Anyone saying CA is greedy has clearly not met a Paradox fanboy. They are a husk of a player, drowning in DLC. Dead or Alive too...jesus.
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>>385667172
There's quite a bit of DLC for the game, the most notable of which that isn't free would be Beastmen and Wood Elves both come with mini-campaigns but for some reason the beastmen mini campaign sucks, I haven't gotten the Wood elf DLC so I can't comment to it's quality but it's missing Orion's bottom bitch as an LL, the other note worthy DLCs is the ever popular King and Warlord which is 2 new factions and start locations 1 dorf and 1 goblin that also has new units/buildings you can recruit plus what's called regiments of renown which are OP versions of basic units. Last one worth mentioning is the Grim and Grave DLC which adds some LLs like the dorf vs goblin one but no new start positions, then there is the blood DLC so they can both get a lower rating and make you pay for gratuitous violence, everything else is FLC.
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>>385667728
I usually dont kill those orcs, but that doesnt mean the empire/dwarfs will ignore them. They rarely last
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>>385667059
Anon there's a fucking working crack out there since June at least, it's also a pretty small file like 15 GB because it's compressed, and has all the DLC already installed.
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>>385667858
I know about the DLC, but that anon was talking about a 'full version'

I assume with all the DLC included? I dont see anything like that on steam
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>>385667653

because it takes a long ass time between attrition and long distance?

What exactly are you even trying to argue here, you're trying to make illogical choices sound like alternative to the boring ass bretonnian campaign, you don't foght bretonnia because it makes no sense, you don't fight empire because it's the main buffer for warrior of chaos, you might try and fight border princes obly as the bitch if you get rid oforion in the first turns, but even then it's pretty dumb to attempt because they have very few settlements and are to the south leaving you uncovered to the welves who are OBVIOUSLY the faction CA wants you to fight the entire campaign until chaos comes or you reach 1k chivalry for the battle to win

It's the same thing with louen, ca wants you to fight marienvurg, then sit, accumulate chivalry with norsca and then finally go do the final battle.

Such fucking bad design I've never seen even in alexander, the factions if cuking trash and it's made even worse by the overall campaign design
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>>385667980
JUST GET THE STEAMPUNKS RELEASE, and then if you like the game that much put some money aside and buy it.
Total War games are hardly worth it for the MP anyway.
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>>385647218
Roll.
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>>385647218
Rolling!
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>>385668180
You are one mad fucker. Im not the one you argue with but Bretts was one of my favourite campaigns in the game since I do not have to fucking fight unending chaos hordes for 150 turns. I focused on some expansion south, some north, recolonizing the Empire and fighting Norscan while I pushed to kill Chaos.

I guess you hate Wood Elves.

I hope you never play a paradox game, some factions there are just in it to be in it and will never be playable without shit ton of luck and skill.
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>>385668180
what exactly are you trying to argue here? you say the campaign is 'railroaded' but when someone offers an alternative you say "it makes no sense"

you dont think bretonnian's fought eachother from time to time? Why do you have to let empire fight chaos, why dont you fight them? why not fight the vampires in bretonnia? Why not fight norsca despite the difficulty?

if you only fight the weakest enemies, then you will be bored
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The only valid complaint against Warhammer is the lack of formations. Even though battles are more fluid and AI is the best it's ever been, no formations is kind of retarded.

I also get the shitty siege complaints, but the sieges have always been absolute trash. You could stop a full on doomstack invasion by just defending and planting 3 top tier units in the narrow streets.

Not my favorite TW, but you could argue it's the best yet.
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>People complaining about Bretonnia
>Not complaining that their most effective comp is The Fay Enchantress peasant death mob
>Peasant blob is so good that cavalry is worthless beyond 1-3 units
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>>385643361
>Consensus on /v/
Yeaa theres the problem, you are trusting the /v/ hive mind and thats wrong about 80% of the time with what is 'bad'.
Warhammer is not the best TW game out there, but its darn good and if you like setting its a easy buy even if you have never played the series before.
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>>385662665
>people seriously think a game with every single warhammer faction and ladmass in it and with no dlc would ever be feasible
you guys are delusional. You keep comparing warhammer to some dream game you have in your mind but no other strategy game with different models for factions ever had as many factions as what you want warhammer to have.

Remember when an entire expansion pack was 3 more campaigns and a few units for each race like in starcraft?
Remember when an entire expansion pack added a single faction, like every single command and conquer expansion pack?
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What are considered the best total war games, after medieval 2?
I had a blast playing that one, way way back.
Never got into Napoleon, due to the massive focus so many nations had on the Americas. Also boat battles for boring fast.
I didn't play Rome 2,as the launch was so terrible
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>>385670748
the meme answer is rome 1
the patricians answer is shogun 2
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>>385647218
Rollan lets go greenskins
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>>385664961
Warriors of Chaos weren't that great on the table top, they got their shit wrekt in most of the events that were "player driven events" and then GW hand waived it away with other shit.
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>>385670748
Probably Shogun 2. I think a lot of people overrate rome1 because it was their first.
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Yes, you do. It's by far the worst Total War game. A steaming pile of dogshit.
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>>385670864
enjoy archaon the everjobber
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>it's a "Dwarf Faction declares war on a non-orc/chaos faction" campaign episode

What the fuck are they even thinking

I take Karak Eight Peaks as Belegar and finally start being able to build up and then Thogrim declares war on the Empire and wants me to join in

Like nigger what the fuck
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>>385670924
>Warriors of Chaos weren't that great on the table top
They had the best Infantry and Cavalry units in the game. Chosen bulldozed everything.
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any mod suggestions?
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>>385671035
archaon is actually really fucking strong in campaign mode. They just give him purple items like candy.
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>>385668453
Y'know if you take the fight to chaos they go down like bitches. As soon as the Norscans start shooting out units I start burning down their towns.
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I fucking despise Norsca armies that are nothing but chariots and raider horsemen with axes.

Just autoresolve that horseshit on principle.
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>>385671224
well they're getting an overhaul soon, the last dlc for warhams 1 is norsca. And since you don't have to buy it to have them in your campaign, it will at least make fighting them a little more fun.
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>>385647218
lets
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>>385647218
sign me up
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>>385671224
BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
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>>385670924
What are you talking about? WoC was good. They had great armor save, great all-around stats, fast units, good monsters.
Try taking them out as wood elves, it was a freaking nightmare
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>>385643361
>trusting a consensus in general
>and a consensus from /v/ in particular
ur a dummy OP
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>>385671674
Yes, their not smart like u n me
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/v/, you're my only hope: which mod removes this bullshit? Or at least makes you earn this trait only if you lose NOT when you win.
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>>385647218
Don't be gay, don't be gay, don't be gay...
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DirectX12 is NOT a meme
>Rome 2, Attila: silky smooth, rock solid 24-40 FPS on ultra quality
>Total Warhammer: capped at 60 FPS on ultra because 144hz monitors are for faggots
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The only thing good about the game is faction diversity but that comes from warhammer.

Its sad seeing people defending this game because is optimized, the DLC practice, mods will fix that,the features removed from previously games or the AI is "better"(really?) when all of that is what you expect from the game at release.

20 years of franchise and you have the incompetent developer and the stupid fan eating shit.
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>>385643361
/v/ has shit taste, probably the worst on the internet in Total War games. They even think Empire Total War is bad.
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>>385671856
its not that big of a deal, you sound like one of those twits on the steam forums that were crying for a mod that makes the AI not assassinate spam.
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>>385672253
It's ridiculous, you earn bad traits because of RNG and not because you are doing badly.
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How does this run on shitty computers? Only have an AMD 6870 but I haven't played a strategy game in ages.
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The only bad DLC was chaos because it was obviously cut content, beyond that their policy is pretty good, lots of free DLC and new factions still get added to the map even if you don't want them. All the factions being in the base game with the amount of work that goes into just one faction was never going to happen, so far they're delivering it better than I expected and I went in expecting the DLC to be a rip off.
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THE
PROTECTOR
OF
THE
REALM
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>>385672384
Hasn't Total War always had that though? Been a long time.
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i like eye for an eye campaign

am i a pleb
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Who here dorf mountain jew that has his cabal of allies do his dirty work for him?
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>>385647218
raul
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>every new DLC is better, more interesting and overpowered than the last
>the vanilla factions are horribly outclassed
>because of this you're preying that your favourite faction will come last
It will be worth the wait for Settra.
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>>385647218
salam
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>>385672384
>play as bretonnia
>garisson lord in town/castle
>2 turns later, trait gained: procasinator
every fucking time
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>>385672492
Both beastmen and WE are ripoffs, CA has admitted as much
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>>385672727
Why the hate on it? I'm planing on doing that next because I've never played a horde faction before.
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It's too fast paced, I wanted to play TW:Fantasy edition, not some RTS/MOBA
I guess it wasn't really feasible in Wharammer universe with all the snowflakes hero generals who can 1v1 10.000 persons at once
What's the point of having massive stacks of HP? It's not fun and not really realistic
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>>385672817
>chaos dwarfs will end up more fleshed out than the empire
What a wonderful time to be alive.
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>>385672961
>not really realistic
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>>385647218
please no chaos
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I bought this game at release and have all the dlc and yet I've barely played at all. where should I start to have a fun experience to fuck people up
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>>385673009
Let's hope their DLC also gets 18+ rating as it deserves.
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>>385665004
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>>385672817
Jesus Christ who is that
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>>385673158
That's not all, my friend. He also gets pic related
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>>385660682
There is literally nothing wrong with them. All the spell casters who are not VC are great.

The problem is VC, who are totally unbalanced with the best spell casters who are also some of the best melee heroes. So when people pretend magic casters are bad what they are really talking about is VC and how shite they are in balance.
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>>385673158
Its not that impressive, Kholek is better. These however are broken >>385673284
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>>385665198
>mfw empire
>expanded north and 2 stacks of those shitters randomly landed on Marienburg
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>>385665004
>CA made to the faction are a lore and flavour rape of the original tabletop faction.

How DARE they introduce foot squires and grail guardians? The fiends, raping poor ol' Bretonnia's corpse.
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>AAA PC exclusive
>P2P online
MP is fun as fuck, but I don't want to start over again because of desync loop or save data corruption in the client. Fuck P2P
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>>385672902
its a really short campaign compare to the price
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>>385673015
I knew I was going to get shit for wanting realism, I accept a minimum of wacky shit, but having one guy who can tank a hundred guys is kinda shit
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>>385673748
>but having one guy who can tank a hundred guys is kinda shit
welcome to warhammer fantasy m8
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>>385673748
Why are you playing a fantasy game if you want realism?
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>>385643361
Every time this game is mentioned all those who've played it come out and say it's great.

Just buy it, mate.
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>>385673835
>mfw louen slaying around 200 troops in battle
the best feels
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>>385643361
>So there seems to be a clear consensus on /v/ that TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever made
literally no one is saying that but massive fucking poorfags
on the contrary, it's one of the fucking best
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post faction that should have a main campaign
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>>385674238
it is being made.
>mfw it becomes preorder bonus for TW3
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>>385674405
They should be coming with the Norca update, iirc there were some mentions of a free faction
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nagash when
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>>385647218
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>>385643361
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>>385647218
I don't play elves and I don't give a fuck that this says. If I get elf I'm playing Dwarf instead.
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>>385643361
If you think /v/ 's general opinion is relevant, you need to be gassed
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>>385675391

rip
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>>385675391
>I don't want X
>get x
every time
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>>385647218
Rollen

Fuck off spam error
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>>385650889
this, what the fuck?
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Why do people pretend Chaos is bad? Every single campaign map mechanic they have makes sense, including horde infighting and infighting among the awakened tribes. Every single unit they have breathes charisma and design aesthetics. Unless you play multiplayer, Chaos is a blast to play as, since you don't have to worry about defending your towns and can burn and pillage to your heart's desire. Chaos units are also amazing in general, the only problem Chaos has is that their units cost a bit too much in multiplayer, so you can't just spam stacks of Chosen, but in singleplayer there's no such restriction and you can build an army of doom with pure infantry alone.
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>>385675391
Someone drank the /tg/ koolaid.
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ASININE
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>>385676401
>Why do people pretend Chaos is bad?
Because its a fucking chore to get any decent generals or enough money to keep doomstacks around
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>>385676552
>Because its a fucking chore to get any decent generals or enough money to keep doomstacks around
>choose Sigvald as your main LL at the start
>start with a fucking Hellcannon
>Sigvald is at his best when fighting small numbers of powerful units, which means he's even better when fighting on castle walls, where he cannot be swarmed
>this results in the player having amazing siege capabilities right from turn 1
>can literally wander anywhere you want and take any castle you want
>when you conquer a settlement, just sack it if it yields more than 1k favor, then raze it next turn
>don't bother having more than one army at the beginning, use a single powerful horde until you get 100k favor instead
>don't awaken ALL the Norsca tribes, awaken just 1 one of them and help them conquer the Chaos Wastes to have a powerful ally
There, most of the Chaos problems in the campaign solved.
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>>385643361
>Do I have shit taste?
Yes.

Rage of the Dark Gods is superior.
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>>385676523
>not Khorne Flakes
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>>385676953

Isn't Surtha an undividedfag?
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I could care less about competitive battles, all I care about is the campaign. And skellies. And Krell is the most skelly I'll get until Tomb Kangz.
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>>385677351
LIke 3/4 of VC units are skellies....
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>>385676505
Wanna have a war about it? It didn't go so well for your type, last time.
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>>385677746
The elves won the War of the Beard. Well, based Malekith did anyway and he's an elf.
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>>385677639
But I need more skellies.
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>>385677639
There's not really any skeleton lords though
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Campaign is a bit dumbed down but this setting is pretty much all about battles and it does that pretty well.
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>>385677746
I don't even love elves that much, I just hate the dwarf circlejerk. Besides I think warhammer elves have fared better than dwarves have.
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>>385677869
Malekith is dwarfkind's greatest ally so it was a team victory over the usurpers.
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>>385677869
>The elves won the War of the Beard
I guess their leader gave the Dwarfs the phoenix crown and also their leader's head as a gift.
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>Play Thorgrim
>have to cover so much ground I'm using Dwarf Warriors all the way til end game

>Play Angrund
>build up a base steadily and take Karak Eight Peaks
>Money
>So much money
>In the other dwarf campaigns I played I didn't grab Ironbreakers til the second chaos wave and now I'm getting them while there's still Orks to kill

Good shit

Now if only I had Gyrobombers
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>>385643361
It was the worst game ever because they didn't include the skaven
what the fuck
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING RATMEN
GIVE ME MY FUCKING RATNIGGERS
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>>385678281
Furfags go home.
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>>385678281
they're a headline faction in the sequel nigga
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How the hell do I play the Feral Orc LL?
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>>385678281
September 18, my ratkin.
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>>385678281
Not another bunch of fuckers tunneling around in the underway to chase good fucking lord

Having an alternate map for the Underway instead of just warping around would really improve things
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>>385678372
>get lots of feral orcs
>win
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>>385678281
>yfw no clan skryre war weapons
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>>385678281
They're going to be free experience.
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>>385678393
>>385678465
>>385678353
>>385678281
ratmen are a myth you actual fucking retards. What, do you believe in the fucking tooth fairy t-
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>>385678281
you have to go bback
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>>385678537
Are they not putting fucking weapon teams in the game? The fuck?
>>385678604
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I genuinely can't wait to cut down rat fucks by the hundred.
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>>385678747
>Terror causing units will completely shatter any Skaven army
Just like the tabletop.
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>>385678685
who knows but its creative assembly i'm sure they will fuck it up and use clan Pestilens shits instead since that's the clan typically found fighting lizard men
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>>385678747
Anon, you could cut them down by the thousands and there'd still be too many of them. Also, if you'll recall correctly, they killed nagesh.
>>385678981
>not eating the charge with a 5x20 unit of skavenslaves and then flank charging
Why are man-things so bad at tactics?
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>>385647218
Decide my destinyt.
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>>385678995
How many different units do the other factions have in their roster? I'm sure there's more than enough space for at least a few units from every major clan
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>Pestilens
>Skryre
LMAO. Eshin is the only clan that matters, I hope they will be the main clan from which most of the Skaven units will be drawn in TWWH2.
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>>385679271
Fuck chaos, reroll.
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>>385679237
>Raise a unit of zombies behind them
>Entire rat regiment scatters
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>>385679350
Clan eshin are disgusting heretics who act like those slant-eyed eastern man-things
>>385679362
>lose a 100 model, 200 pt unit
oh, woe is me, how will I ever recover?
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convince me to play as the bad edgy guy
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>>385647218
sure, i'm bored of my chaos campaign
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>$140+ to get the full game

The true Games Workshop experience! They really knew their audience. They should learn a thing or two from Paradox and starting pumping out updates for the game that you have to buy!

I'm not even a poorfag but it looked like an interesting game, but not $140+ good. Not even TOTALLY EPIK DLC BATTLEFIELD SEASON PASS was that much. What the fuck is wrong with this industry?
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>>385679350

>Liking literally the most boring fucking clan with only a single unit type renamed to make a couple more
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>>385648397

I'll never understand the autistic nonsense over wanting China/Three Kingdoms Total War anyways.
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>>385679237
>killed nagash
I mean if the guy is still kicking around as a literal god in Age of Shitmar then you didn't do too good a job.
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>>385679609
>age of fagmar is canon
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>>385679529
You cant compare WH DLCs to shit Paradox produces and jews out.
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>>385678281
We need some way to keep dwarves in check. Constant threat by skaven would aid in that, and allow orcs a chance to spread out of the badlands.
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>>385643361
>So there seems to be a clear consensus on /v/ that TW: Warhammer is one of the worst games ever made

BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
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>>385679529
There you go
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=total+war+warhammer+steampunks
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>>385679529
>>385679529
>I'm not even a poorfag but it looked like an interesting game, but not $140+ good.
Got it on sale for $60 with all DLC. It is a fantastic deal.
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>>385679529
>I want free shit: the post
Neck yourself, third-worlder.
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>>385679726
>another low morale low armor army to (((((counter))))) the dwarves
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>>385679852
>another low morale low armor army to (((((counter))))) the dwarves
>implying you can't do that when those low armor and morale units have vanguard deployment and armor-piercing properties
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>>385679852
yeah, feeding them experience seems to backfire for some unknown reason.

We need Dawi Zhar to teach the Dawi who the true masters are!
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>release a second game before you even add the core races to your first game, as payed DLC

yes i'm mad, mad about Skaven! and I won't buy another one of these games again.
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>>385679801
>60$
>on sale
what the fuck is this world coming too
>>385679852
Skaven have enough armor piercing units that can shoot into combat (warpfire throwers, jezzails, poisoned wind globes/mortars) that they could probably rape the dwarves
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>>385679814
Sorry, I grew up in a time when you bought a video game, you actually got the entire video game. You're just underage and used being jewed.
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>>385680135
>>385679920
I'm talking about the campaign AI that will keep on fielding slaverats and if you're lucky verminlords until turn 80 when they're inevitably fucked by a full purple RoR army Dawi.
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>>385673835
>>385673858
Disregard that then, I of course accept non realism in fantasy games, but gameplaywise it's shit
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>>385651413
UNCLE
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>>385680263
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=total+war+warhammer+steampunks

GODDAMNIT I'M POSTING THIS FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THE THREAD YOU CAN PIRATE THE DAMN GAME WITH ALL THE DAMN DLC IF YOU WANT TO TRY IT

YOU WON'T PLAY MP ANYWAY AS ANY TOTAL WAR MP IS JUST CHEESING EACH OTHER OR PLAYING CO-OP UNTIL IT CRASHES AND DELETES YOUR LAST 25 TURNS
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>>385647218
Rollandoloo
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>>385644183
Ancient Empires is never coming out, but at least Medieval Kingdoms is posting faction previews all the time to give us a likely false glimmer of hope it will release.
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>>385679814
>Age of Empires IV comes out
>Brions, Franks, Teutons stock civs
>Japan 19.99
>Mongols 19.99
>Persians 19.99
>Turks 19.99
>Goths 19.99
>Byzantines 19.99
>Chinese >19.99

>Campaign expansion 30.99
>Huns 19.99
>Koreans 19.99
>Mayans >19.98
>etc...
>full game ends up being $600
>People buy it anyway because brand recognition

This is the future you chose.
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>>385680536
Europa Barbarorum 2 in a better state soon, eventually. Hopefully sometime this year.
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>>385680746
And what did your not buying the game accomplish? Lowered the price? Haha.
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>>385680746
RTS games are dead you retarded piece of shit. Niggers like you who don't buy games killed them.

Now go masturbate to how gaming was great 30 years ago and how an apple cost a nickel and soda pops were 50 cents each.

Also
>comparing a niche game in the grand strat genre to AoE.
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Moulder>Skyre>Pestilens>Eshin
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>>385681027
>niche game
>on steam top sellers

LOL
O
L

Sorry I can't steal mommy's credit card like you, I actual have to make good decisions with my money and blowing 140 bucks on shit that should be 80 tops is not my idea of a responsible decision. I will not support an industry that jews that much.
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>>385681027
>niche game
Total War is literally the call of duty of "strategy" games, Warhammer sold 3 million units and with Rome 2 they even did the old switcharoo and literally made it for the Steam controller for a broader audience.
It took another fucking paid update(Attila) to make Rome 2 a good game, in the meanwhile people were literally conned into buying a game made by fucking interns with none of the staff that made Shogun 2 or hell forbid Empire, just to cut corners.

It's all SEGA' fault by the way, they're the jews that told CA that Medieval 2 had "too much content" and that they should cut it down to pieces.
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>>385681363
Proof here:
http://gamasutra.com/view/feature/169354/how_creative_assemblys_process_.php?print=1

>And it's such a huge, deep game, and that's one of its selling points. I've had conversations with people at Sega who almost feel like we're doing too much -- that there's too much content there. Sometimes a publisher will go, "Ehh, there's 100 hours of gameplay for 40 bucks; maybe that's not the best way to do it."
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>>385649116
I love Total Warhammer, but this is not a very good excuse. Maybe if the DLC was cheaper.
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>>385681632
>Sometimes a publisher will go, "Ehh, there's 100 hours of gameplay for 40 bucks; maybe that's not the best way to do it."
>devs love working on something they don't care if they can extract every penny out of their consumers pocket
God I hate suits so much.
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>>385647218
rollingg
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>>385649116
You're confusing delivering tonnes of plastic, paying the factories that make them(all UK based by the way, so first world wages), actually owning a tangible good that you can also resell against creating one(1) copy of a game that you then upload to Steam servers for other players to download on a license, so they can't even resell it.

Hell digital games shouldn't even cost as much as physical since they're not even paying the disc royalties or printing the manuals on your copy.
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>>385680263
>Sorry, I grew up
You didn't. WHTW has more unique content than any TW game up until now and WHTW will have just as much. Each WHTH faction DLC has more effort put into it than any other historical TW DLC. Get fucked, nigger, nobody is going to give you free shit.
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>>385680263
We had expansion packs in the mid 90s dude.
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>>385680746
>age of empires
>rts where every faction has almost the same units.

I didnt see you complainimg abou brood war adding like 2 units per army back in the day.
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>>385681074
How can one man be this wrong?
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>>385682730
>and an actual campaign with actual cutscenes and a lot of updates to a very lively Multiplayer game
>>385682391
>every campaign is basically the same, resist chaos then murder Empire/Dwarves/Norska
>diplomacy even scarcer than before because other realm divide bullshit modifiers
>no trading, medieval 2 had an actual trading mechanic
>no family trees, another cut content
>more unique content

>Each WHTH faction DLC has more effort put into it than any other historical TW DLC
Oh shit he's retarded!
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>>385681363
>literally conned into buying a game made by fucking interns
which game was this?
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>>385683230
>diplomacy is scarcer
wrong you fucking retard. You can maintain an alliance with your fellow neighbors much more easily because they don't actively try and fight for your lands.
>no trading
>game has actual resources being traded unlike medieval 2 where resources were just a splat on the map that did nothing whatsoever except make more money.
>factions that play completely differently from each other from campaign mechanics to battle mechanics aren't unique, but his medieval 2 factions that have to choose between muslim horsearcher cav spam and euro heavy cav spam are the pinnacle of unique design
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>>385682391
>wow poorfag you just want free shit XDDD
>wahhh poor CA/SEGA however will they get by without needlessly splitting up the game
>they put so much effort into this please pay up goy

Neck yourself. I bet you're the kind of guy that justifies food getting smaller for the same price as INFLATION XDD

>>385682730
Brood War added 3 campaigns, new units, and new gameplay mechanics for $30. And that was it, you got the full Starcraft experience for $60.
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>>385683351
He is probably talking about darth's game. Lmao.
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>>385683230
You can't honestly think AoE2 is better than total war.
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>>385683492
>new gameplay mechanics
And each total war DLC adds new mechanics to the base game and new factions on top you fucking nigger.
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>>385683230
>and an actual campaign
Entirely made with reused assets.

>balance updates
Whuch tww also has.

Wew sure is lots of content! Totally better than a completely new army for 15$.
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>>385683492
>Brood War added 3 campaigns, new units, and new gameplay mechanics for $30.
6 new units. Thats it.
Total war adds a full faction for 15$.
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>>385683492
>he is too retarded to understand how inflation works.
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>>385683594
You're literally justifying paying more money for things that should have been in the base game. I will never understand people like you.

Protip: It's the publisher (Sega) pushing for that shit. You think the people that actually put work into the game are seeing the benefits of DLC jewry? They make the same garbage wages they were making before.

It's a pointless argument to make. It's just corporate bullshit because the board members could only buy 3 yachts last year. Think about the shareholders, or else you get literally 25% of a game for 60 bucks!
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>>385683846
I undestand the general concept, especially relating to my food point.

>money is worth less over time
>people still need to buy food with wages/salaries that are not increasing with inflation
>food companies sell less for same prince instead of selling the same sized product for a higher price

The problem with this logic is that food companies are not hurting in the slightest. How else would they be able to literally buy up any and every competition. It's just the way the """free market"""" works. Shareholders mean everything. Consumers/employees mean nothing. Ironic considering if people had more capital they would be investing more into the market.
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>>385684117
>should have been in the base game
There is no fucking way to make a game with every single warhammer faction at launch.
You are fucking delusional.
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>>385681074
Thanquol > Grey seers > Skyre > Eshin > Moulder > Pestilens
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I wish sieges weren't so shit.

I think Atilla is still the best recent total war.
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>>385643361
I thought it was good.
Its really depressing that WHFB is dead now, I really wanted to play Bretonnians.
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>>385685465
Sieges were a step in the right direction, the problem is that CA didn't go far enough. CA tried to eliminate the attacker artillery abuse during sieges by giving the defender artillery range advantage due to superior watchtower elevation, which is logical, but they fucked up the watchtower target prioritization, so you can still cheese max level watchtowers with your own artillery by placing a lord in front of your artillery guns and and blasting the watchtowers while they focus on your lord. I really hope CA finally plugs this hole in their AI and makes the watchtower artillery prioritize artillery units at all times.
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>>385685721
I hated how they removed minor settlement sieges, but there's mods to fix that so it's not that bad.

The capital sieges are still kinda bad though, as most of the city layouts are uninteresting and there's no multiple layers of gates/defenses.

I agree the changes in artillery though, wish that AI attacked more though, and didn't try to out number your army 4-1 before assaulting.
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>>385685921
They didn't really remove them. Most factions can build walls around their minor settlements.
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>>385643361
I think the worst part of this shit series is the actual progression in the campaigns. If you play battles which I do it takes so fucking long to actually complete it. People just skip battles non stop and it's boring. The meta tactics and playing the battles with other people without the risk bullshit is the best part. But even this is boring as hell.

I like micro rts more. And I like warhammer and this game is awful, no doubt the next year sequel is just how pathetic this company has gotten over the years.

If you are excited for this warhammer reskin of Total War Rome, kill yourself honestly.
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>>385659562
I didn't
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>>385686115
Nah, the game is great. You just have bad taste.
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>>385686126
Mods?
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>>385686126
TASTE GOLD MAGIC
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>>385686463
Steel Faith
GCCM
Campaigns of the Old World
Dryrain's Reskin

that's all I think
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>>385686357
It really isn't man. It didn't even sell well and received luke warm sales and reviews from many pissed off fans of the TW series. You guys just like it because it is literally a brain dead grand strategy game where 90% of you don't even micro manage armies or fight battles with actual tactics and just play the numbers game and auto resolve combat.

This series has stagnated to such a great point that it's not even worth shitting on. You and the other brain dead fucks will just buy total warhammer 3 that comes out in 2018. Enjoy your 60 dollar expansion pack with 2 new races and literally the same gameplay and mechanics.

I mean you don't have any taste, you just enjoy the sterile marketed garbage that you can turn your brain off for just because you want to roleplay as Warrior Priest.

Enjoy eating shit.
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>>385648731
fucking THIS. the amount of pouting about how Warhammer is getting a trilogy is ridiculous.
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>>385687534
Please don't attach Griffith to your shitty opinions. He deserves better. Choosing to auto resolve is on the player. I avoid it 99% of the time. If I was going to auto resolve I would play another grand strategy game. Total was is and always has been about the combat. I've been playing Total War since Medieval 1, so I don't like that you implied I'm new to the series.
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>>385687534
>it didn't even sell well
>sold more than any other Total War other than Rome 2
>most profitable Total War ever
>to the point where its sales are funding THREE separate historical games in development in addition to the next two Warhammer games, with DLC for everything on top of that
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>>385687534

>enjoy having FUN you fucking faggots, I'm going to play games that are patrician tier!

did you forget why you play video games? not even kidding, tone down your autism.
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I like how you can tell who's a kid or brand new to the series by them bitching about Warhammers dlc scheme, after Atilla and Rome 2 scalped you for reskins lol.
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>>385647218
May I roll please?
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>>385687975
Hell, even Shogune 2 was scalping with all those copy-paste clans.
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>>385687975
That's because these TW fangirls literally are brain dead and rationalize why they are spending hundreds of dollars over time to unlock everything so they can have "fun".

>oh wowee can't wait to get this new race so I can auto resolve the combat for the entire campaign!
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>>385685534

goddamn shame

i remember when i was a kid i made a vow that when i made crazy good money ill go dive in on miniature wargaming, with bretonnians and imperial guard in mind

and then age of sigmar happened
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>>385688121
>they only think they're having fun but I know better
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>>385643361
I love this game! I'm actually considering buying miniatures even though I have no one to play with, just because I love this game that much.
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>>385688354

Surely not WHFB models?
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>>385687975
I've been around this series for a long time and it won't stop me bitching about it. I'm not paying for garbage like what they're peddling and haven't since Rome 2. Hell just mentioning that in the general is enough to cause angry reactions.
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>>385688274
>hahah *gulps* I am having a lot of fun *pulls collar*, uhm...this new centaur race looks cool....oh 29.99, hehe it's ok because I'm going to have fun *cries internally*
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>>385688264
The exact same thing happened to me.
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>>385688491
I'm going to have fun with Lizardbois and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>
bretfags

do you run farms or industry?
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>>385688491
lmao, you're seriously telling others they're not having fun while you bitch endlessly on /v/.

re-examine yourself my nigga
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>>385688491
>I don't actually like the game, and anyone who does is wasting their money!
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>>385688637
I did both my last games.
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>>385687534
>fuck your cool monsters and shit, I want my stale-ass knockoff of europa universalis and mountain blade animations
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>>385688491
imagine being so autistic that you have to emote in your greentext.
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>>385688456
I just want a shit load of night gobbos. I'll probably just make a diorama or something
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>>385688667
>>385688615
>>385688667
>hehe I just spent 140 dollars for all the dlc and bought gore for 2.99, oh wow I'm having a lot of fun *glances around nervously*, oh look!, Total Warhammer 2!, in only 1 year, hehe 60 dollars but I'll probably get that season pass for another 60 dollars, I'll save money in the long run I mean it's only 120 dollars to play this game with all the content, I love the TW series! *eyes start the swell with tears*
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>>385688946
jokes on you faggot. I didn't buy any single bad guy faction but I get to play against them in the campaign.
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>>385688946
literally you right now
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>>385689220
>hehe I didn't pay for the races, but I still get to fight them! That's the same thing right?!?!?!?!


S E E T H I N G
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>>385689385
anon the only person who is mad here is you
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>>385689385
>I don't want to pay for a race
>I can still interact with them in the game.
Literally superior to every other RTS on the market.
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>>385689463
O B S S E S S E D

>*has the next Warhammer game pre ordered*
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>>385689363
>>385689463
how much do you think we can poke him before he kills himself?
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>>385689517
Yeah man really superior.

>*auto resolves the entire campaign to save time and turns TW into a checkers game with risk elements.

Sad!
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>>385689550
>O B S S E S S E D
I thought this meme was about how Europeans can't stop talking about America

anon I think you're memeing on yourself here because you can't stop talking about TWWH
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>>385689550

yeah. because I'm fucking rich and have fun playing warhammer. you mad poor little nerd? mad i have thousands in my bank account that I can drop $60 on a whim and not give a fuck? stay at home with your mom feeding off that moneytit, poor animefag :^)
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>>385689550
I legitimately am obsessed, have already pre-ordered the next one. will probably pay full price for all the dlc. Idc, I'm having fun so money's not really an issue
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>>385689639
>b-b-but I can afford it!, I can pay to eat shit!, haha you're too poor to eat shit
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>>385689754
>I am having fun so fuck anti consumer business practices!
>*spends 120 dollars on a new video game*

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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>>385689586
we probably shouldn't be feeding him

but I'm having fun
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>>385689550
>I'm so much smarter than these plebs who enjoy TWWH
>can't even spell Obsessed
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>>385689767

Iol how MAD can you even be?
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>>385687534
>It didn't even sell well
You are fucking retarded, it's selling faster than Rome 2 and Rome 2 had MASSIVE hype behind it, yet killed the hype for successive TW games. Soon it will outsell Rome 2 and nobody will be able to argue that it's the GOAT TW game.
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>>385689881
in reality the game is 60, if you have a brain and use key sites you don't even need to spend that much
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>>385689767
>>385689881

wowow so good i trol u :DD
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>>385690043
I'm so fucking mad that you like to spend 120 dollars to devs who have such blatant anti consumer practices so you can play Risk with a warhammer skin and auto resolve combat.

>FOR THE EMPEROR, haha
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Why does everyone hate Total War for having DLC while loving pic related?
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>>385689631
>he uses autoresolve.
look at the /gsg/ worm everyone.
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>>385690261
rofl, too mad.

>implying i even have to use autoresolve to kick your pathetic, sad ass.
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>>385690305
I don't, but a huge majority of players do. The unit balance in TWarhammer is awful as well so you get a lot of brain dead strats even without auto resolve. It's the least complex TW game that's for damn sure.
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>>385690286
Everyone hates Paradox, most people pirate CK2. People who are deeper into grand strat usually play Vicky 2 or Darkest hour which doesn't have 4 billion DLC's.
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>>385690261
How much do you make? Because for me $120 is literally nothing. The less burger flippers like yourself that play games the better as far as I'm concerned.
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>>385690442
>the balance is awful
no it isn't. Any time you get bored you can easily mix up the battles with mods. Subhumans like you who autoresolve battles really shouldn't comment about the state of the game.
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Have you guys noticed that whenever the guys complaining avout the dlc are confronted with the counterargument that a game with every single warhammer race at launch is unfeasible they shut up and then just start shitposting?
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>>385690424
I am absolutely upset man, so upset that you are going to spend almost 600 dollars for the warhammer trilogy because you "can afford it".

GRRRRRRR, why are you spending money to eat shit!, I'm so jealous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>>385690541
I literally am about to finish med school and I collected a 1 million dollar insurance policy like 2 years ago. Sitting in a CD at 13.5% compound interest per year. You are poor as shit and I will make more money in one month than you will ever make in 4 years.

Still wouldn't buy this casualized TW game with races that cost 29.99 with barely any unit variety.
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>>385690609
they were already shitposting when they started complaining about the DLC
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>>385690584
>mods fix the terrible unit balance

Are you fucking serious? And I don't auto resolve, but everyone who plays the game for a long period of time does. A huge majority of players don't like to fight them because to them it's a waste of time and they have to think.
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>>385690646
>about to finish med school
>has time to shitpost on /v/
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>>385690541
Video games are for children, not sure why you're patting yourself on the back likely making a measly 50k/yr in some shit office job when the target audience for vidya is children with mommy's credit card and bugerflipping teens.

How about you use all the money and find yourself a real hobby, investments, or resources to better yourself. Then maybe you can stop crying into your pillow everynight and find a wife.
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So what mods are worth checking out? Just finished my first campaign, was the Empire, so thinking about trying the Vampire Cunts or Beastmen next.
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>>385690738
Buddy it's literally summer vacation. School doesn't start until August 28th. Just finished my step 3 and going into the emergency room physician. And even if I wasn't I have a cool million collecting 13.5% interest per year.
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>>385690646
lmao, you're actually crippled? im so sorry bro. ill leave now, i didnt mean to upset you
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>>385690719
A huge majority of players of every single total war game never even won a minor victory on normal.
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>>385690804
SFO is good, rebalances the game and makes a lot of previously weak stuff (artillery, magic) good
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>>385690719
>are you serious
The game is fine as is. Most combat mods change the function of units entirely or slow down combat speed.

>players buy a game whose selling point is big huge battles but then they autoresolve.
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>>385690760
and we've come full circle
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>>385690837
>crippled

Nah my mom died from stage four breast cancer. And now I'm fucking rich.
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>>385690858
>SFO
>being this much of a shitter.
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>>385690907
I can see why you're so bitter at the world
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>>385690760
>Video games are for children
And yey here you are. On /v/.
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>>385690609
Okay, so say they don't add every race, which as you said is somewhat unrealistic you when Sega jews are whipping you to release that game faster goy.

Make an expansion pack for $30 and add the rest. $90 game, as opposed to $140. Breaking it up into little bits and selling it is just blatantly milking it.
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>>385690861
>mods

It isn't apart of the base game retard, you just admitted that the game is unbalanced without them. Thanks for being retarded and losing the argument. kek

>>385690952
You get over it, that is if you aren't a pussy.
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>>385691000
psssh nothing personnel mom
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>>385690925
what's wrong with it?
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>>385690998
>they released four races for $60
>they should've released nine more for $30
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>>385690660
>nu-/v/ literally defends paradox-tier DLC

/v/ was never good, but it's never been as bad as now.
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>>385690858
Getting mixed messages about SFO here, but with all the shitposting I figure I might as well just try it. Crazier magic sounds fun, wizards didn't seem to be too much of a game changer from my limited experience.

Keep on rockin anon.
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>>385691207
>paradox-tier
not hardly
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>>385690998
>Make an expansion pack for $30 and add the rest
So you want to have 10 races to start and 10 more in the exp pack?
That is just as ridiculous.

The end trilogy is gonna have 20 races m8. 4 per game +at least 8 extras.
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>>385690646
Yeah because I'm sure someone with a bit of money would spend hours of their life bitching on an imageboard about $10 dlc lmao. Not to mention that you seem to think med school by itself is at all impressive. What school?
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>>385691298

can you stop making fun of the cripple??
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>>385686126
You mess with Gelt you get the belt.
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>>385691080
man, this post got me good
>>385691271
really what it comes down to is whatever you like, I like SFO because it's a neatly packaged mod with a bunch of changes that I like instead of me needing to find separate artillery / magic / whatever mods.
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>>385691207
>Paradox-tier
Paradox, who literally sell race portraits and that's it for $10, that Paradox?
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>>385691298
Baylor. Med school is pretty impressive considering the IV league schools need a high MCAT composite score. I mean with a 12% acceptance rate out of like 1000s of people who apply yeah it's pretty special.

>>385691352
read

>>385690907
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>>385691094
they are adding radious tier units to it, and I personally don't like their balancing philosophy.
Besides, using Crynsos' modding framework for extra factions makes the game much better. My favourite run was playing as Elespeth von Draken with a full technological nuln army at my back.
>>385691207
>paradox tier
>game releases as much free DLC as paid ones.
>you can still interact with the DLC even if you don't buy it, which is literally the opposite of what paradox does.
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>>385691298
Dude the races are also 29.99, and the new game is glorified dlc for 60 dollars. Are you retarded?
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>>385691201
Yup, pretty much. Most of the money should have went towards planning, tweaking the game engine, most of the graphics, marketing, etc.

Adding 9 more races is just graphics, and more specific engine tweaking, and balance testing.
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>>385691409
Emotionally crippled is still crippled.
>IV league
it's a miracle you got into college, much less med school
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>>385691271
If you are using SFO, I would recommend using Crynsos' faction mods along with it. They add a variety of changes to give you more starting options
Also there is a All tabletop Lords mod which is compatible with SFO.
Between them you can have a lot of fun with a single faction.
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>>385691434
>they are adding radious tier units to it, and I personally don't like their balancing philosophy.
>Besides, using Crynsos' modding framework for extra factions makes the game much better. My favourite run was playing as Elespeth von Draken with a full technological nuln army at my back.
I haven't noticed anything too bad yet, and I do use crynsos' faction stuff with it. works fine
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>>385691494
Lmao, I'm going to make at minimum 200 dollars an hour in like 2 years. Enjoy your 50k a year dead end job where you can boast about spending 120 dollars on a video game because you can afford it.


HAHAHAHAHHAA
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>>385691473
the races are generally 15$, chaos and norsca are 8 and wood elves + beasties were 20
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>>385691546
Witch hunter retinues armed with magic crossbows.
Peasant crossbowmen + mace wielding men at arms.
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>>385691567
it's cute that you think rookie ER doctors are paid well at all
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>>385691735
Don't worry he is going to be a superduper neurosurgeon
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>>385691735

STOP BULLYING THE CRIPPLE
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before this thread dies wheres the best place to read the fantasy lore?
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>>385691735
lmao, my Dad is also an emergency room physician and he makes 255 dollars an hour. And only works 2 weeks out of the month and still makes 30k per month. You are fucking retarded.

>>385691780
Look um emergency room physician.

>>385691819
Kek, you ever see someone in your family have stage 4 breast cancer, where it metastasized to their liver. Literally enveloping it in necrotic tissue, so that the liver shuts down and with that the clotting factors that go along with it. Because of this bleeding in the gums starts, and the blood turns black because of the lack of plasma. The right arm swells as you literally piss yourself because you can't even move or even coherent. Then watch that for 2 days until that person draws their last breath.
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>>385691917
ask around in the warhammer fantasy thread on /tg/
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>>385692037
and how long has your dad been working as an ER physician?
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>>385692082
is that the yearly salary?
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>>385692082
3 years. All of those stats are inaccurate because the salary increases based on need and area.
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>>385691917
1d4chan
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>>385692123
and how long has your dad been a doctor overall?
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>>385692037
I'M SORRY WE HURT YOU BY LIKING VIDEO GAMES YOU DON'T PLAY AND ALSO SORRY THAT YOU ARE CRIPPLED FINANCIALLY/PHYSICALLY/EMOTIONALLY(?) PLEASE FORGIVE ME
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>>385692254
Dude, I am a petroleum engineer. I earn 110,000 Dollars a year and get to travel a lot. I don't care about your doctor's payslip.
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>>385692037
I'm surprised he gets paid that much if he couldn't even save his own wife.
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>>385692327
his mum died. Don't bully him.
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>>385692338
whoops mis-quote, my guy >>385692168
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>>385692359
jesus christ
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>>385692168
>those stats are inaccurate
>got into medical school without understanding how averages work
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>>385692254
3 years. Lol, dude I don't know where you are getting these stats lmao but they are completely inaccurate. He literally makes almost 400k a year and only works half of it. This is like saying that doctors make less than pharmacists, which the ones I know make 180k a year fresh out of the gate from school.

You are retarded.

>>385692327
>>385692359
Lmao it wasn't my wife kek, it was my mom. She choose to not do the chemo. It was her choice to die like that. She refused treatment. Thats life. You can be edgy about it but you really get over it.
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>>385692359
He probably tries harder for people he cares about. Like people who DIDN'T blight this thread with edgelord faggots.
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>>385692509
I'm referring to your dad obviously.
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>>385692470
I'm literally telling you that my dad makes 400k a year and finished residency like 4 years ago. You are stupid dude. I know an oncologist who makes 300k who is a friend of the family. You are fucking STUPID if you think doctors make less than 100k a year. Fucking stupid.,
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>>385692509
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>>385692509
If you were my child I'd choose death, too.
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>>385692571
and I'm literally calling you a liar on the internet
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>>385692359
>>385692594
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>>385692594
The crazy part is that at that moment of her death I knew that there was no god, not in an angry way just in how pathetic it all was. You start to wonder if you will die the same way, a shell of your former self. The suffering is the worst thing.

You just see something like that, and it isn't even out of anger that you stop believing, it's just like something clicks and you know that it really wasn't meaningful at all.

>>385692734
Thats cool man, but again you are fucking stupid if you think medical doctors make less than 100k a year. Seriously dude, fucking ask a doctor how much he makes. Salary isn't a static thing, it's based on need and the school you went to and how much you can sell yourself based on your resume. Fuck off.
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>>385692845
I can't stop laughing.
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>>385692971
You'll see one day. If your parents are dying you need to be there at the end. It will change you.
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>>385692845
>The crazy part is that at that moment of her death I knew that there was no god
Did a fedora fly out of her and land on your head pre-tipped?
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this thread is hilarious
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>this nigga masturbating over how many shekels he is going to make when he hasn't finished school yet.
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>>385693020
But you said you didn't care. It was her fault for refusing treatment. Real men get over it remember?
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>>385693042
but his dad makes 300K a year after only three years out of med school!
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>>385693027
Not really, I just saw the black blood coming out of her mouth, and how she had been pissing herself for like literally 2 days, and I just knew that it was just something you tell yourself to feel better about life. Everyone always says she's in a better place. I saw the end and each one of us will be that same way one day.

>>385693079
I do care, but I got over it. You move on.

>>385693117
Again he flies to West Virginia 2 weeks out of the month and makes 255 an hour. It's based on need and how much you can sell yourself.

He just finished his oral exam to get his medical license in texas so he wont need to travel anymore soon.
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