Anon, when are you gonna stop playing those computer games

>>385631442
I put down my steam profile on my CV.

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>>385631630
>1 VAC ban(s) on record

But mom I'm studying computer science so I can make computer games.

In a zillion years bitch!

But mom, playing video games is my job.

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>tfw young and living alone in an apartment I bought
I can get by on NEETbux too, shit's so cash

You're not my real mom!

>live with my brother, both NEET

fuck you mum

>>385631442
I already have a job, bitch. Since you literally forced me out of the house when I was 18.

>>385631964
How does one collect NEETbux?

>>385632434
your mother pays me to fuck her

But mom, I'm a Paramedic, don't tell me I can't play games when I'm not busy saving grandma's life by taking her to dialysis!

You made me stop smoking, drinking and everything else I find fun: what motivation is there to go to work??

But mom, I already have a job! I'm a streamer!

>>385631442
21 years after you do woman.

>>385631442
you're not the boss of me now and you're
not
so
big

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>>385631756
>gmod and/or CS:S

>>385632548
But that's prostitution, which is an occupation and means it's not NEETbux

>>385632434

be fucking retarded

pretend your not able to work

otherwise, do some scummy shit and get by for the rest of your life

>>385631442
I already have a job. Why are you here anyway? Youre supposed to be on house arrest.

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>>385632905
>mfw its like an easter egg hunt every month because parents are alcoholics and i have to sweep their shit hole apartment for liquor so they dont get evicted

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>>385631442
>Had great job working as marketer for Chinese tech companies trying to start breaking into the US market in 2015, was lined for a promotion nearing 6 figures in April 2017

>Got laid off in February when company's investors got too scared to trump and backed out

>Been unemployed since, never get callbacks after interviews

NEET life is pretty comfy but it is subconscious suffering knowing I'm getting poorer and poorer with each money and that I can't get back into the work force despite having years under my belt.

>>385633624
That sounds awful

>>385634171
The whole welfare system is awful. It's literally only there so that Politicians can get the minority votes.