>Healer gets pissy because no one thanks it >Doesn't

>Healer gets pissy because no one thanks it
Who the fuck does this?

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>>385630812
I'm a Heal Queen. What's the difference between my majesty and you, dirty healsluts? I am not oblidged to heal you. I am not there to support you. I am not there to make you feel better. I am there because you, dirty slaves, will lead me to victory while kissing my heels if I let you do so. I will resurrect you out of pity, because you, worthless worms, suck at this game. I will heal you, because you losers don't stand a chance against enemies on your own. And if I don't like something, if you don't crawl on your knees and kiss the earth that I walk, I will ignore your filthy corpses and step over you while you cry in chat or on microphone begging me to res you. And what will I do? I will ignore you. Because you, slaves and sluts, didn't ask me nicely. And didn't say "Mommy, I will suck your majestic healing cock if you bring me back to battle".
< - Me and my boyfriend (female)

>>385631197
Healers. Learn to read?

>implying anyone else does their job

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>that do their job terribly and then demand that you switch

>>385631197
Retards who drink water from plastic containers and pretend they're girls

>>385630812
this is why I just play Lucio and taking it easy so that people don't give me shit whenever I'm not pocket healing them enough

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>>385630812
Mercy should have just been a male

>shitters think us elite carry gods wish to be thanked by them
>we merely wish you'd all stop instalocking 4 flankers/snipers and being utterly worthless

>>385632007
>elite
>hold m1 and blame others when you die

>carry
>entire point of the character is to be carried


lol

Why are we talking about mmorpg and moba role concepts in a FPS?

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As the sole healer, I'm the reason our team won. If you don't commend me don't be surprised when next round I switch to Sombra/Hanzo/Widowmaker.

>>385630812
>Not thanking someone for saving your life and vice versa

>>385632525
Because this thread isn't actually about video games.

>>385632525
Because the role exists in an FPS. First we get a guy who can't read, now a guy who can't logic. Are you healer mains by any chance?

>>385632686
A fucking monkey can do your job so go ahead you narcisistic cunt

>>385633042
Winston can't heal you fucking retard

>>385630812
Here's why this happens in every game with healers, but it's even more dramatic in Overwatch.

The other members of your team expect the healer to keep them alive. It's not >nice healing!

because you expect them to do so. If you die, it's either your fault or the healers fault. Since everyone thinks they're better than they are, it's easy to blame the healer. In Overwatch it's much more pronounced because of ults like mass Rez and sound barrier. If your healer dies before using their ult, your team loses the fight. If they get a game winning ult and win the fight for your team, they rarely get praise because they're expected to do so.

It's the most important role in the game at high MMR yet it's also the one that is most shit on. You have to be a masochist to play healer with pubbies because you get no credit for wins and almost universally take the blame for losses because one mistake is glaringly obvious.

By the way, get to GM and tell me how easy it is to play healer and stay alive when 3 adderrall riddled Koreans are constantly on your dick.

t. top 500 support main in s2

>>385630812

I always thank them when playing Squad, thats because its a shit role and doesnt get much of a reward so I thank my dudes for putting up with me dying all the time.

>>385633140
lol

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>playing zenyatta
>gold healing
>cockblocking winsdumb's shit dives on the dps and other healer every single time
>destroying flankers the whole game
>dishing out silver damage/elims
>team commends the mercy

>>385633657
Because Mercy's a girl.

Why are healers semen gobbling boipucci flaunting, pill popping femboys?

>>385634087
Why are you questioning me instead of plugging my boyhole with your dick?

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reminder to report boosted subhumans that went up 2000sr when they realized mercy is designed for retards and women.
you'll thank me when you get two of them on your team and one of them throws/plays like a bronze player on any other hero

>>385634087
Because I want a man to dominate me with his thick, hard cock full of cum.

>>385633157
>support main
Fuck you

>>385634763
hmu [email protected]

>>385630812
Man, I just tell them to go back to their boyfriend and tell them about it, they either leave or stay to make the chat more lively for the next few games