>want to find some direct video of a game >open video >"WHAT'S

>>385619387
HMMM, THERE'S SOMETHING OFF ABOUT THIS POST. I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE.

AI-chan is CUTE!

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>>385619387
>nignog
that kind of racism isnt welcome on /v/.

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>SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!

>>385619387
>>385619884
If you don't do that, don't pretend like you are the audience's friend, ask for the like share and subscribe, they actually don't like share nor subscribe. It works.

Still, I refuse to do that. Which is why I'll never get past 1k subscribers.

>>385619387
Hate that bitch.

>>385619387
AI chan is good if you want some background noise

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>>385620925

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>>385620925

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I unironically watch and enjoy the content Ai-chan puts out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3H9RxiHo48

>want to look up some guides for a game
>open up one guy's video
>intro of himself in 4 seconds of who he is and what the guide is for
>1 minute of concise information that is really helpful

Wherever you are, I thank yee random russian who makes these great guides. Every other similiar guides were 10-20 minutes long, with obnoxious people who might or might not explain what I needed a guide for, after telling their life story for 8 minutes.

>>385621392
What channel is that?

>>385623063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZsW5W9RbtM

seems to be dead tho

>>385619387
>open video
>HAI DOMO, KIZUNA AI DESS
>close video

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>>385623961
this

Yeah these days I always type "<game gameplay> no commentary"

Kinda sucks that the entire hobby has become engulfed in clickbait youtube with shitty british youtube ecelebs

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>>385620925

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>open video
>hello everyone, my name is phoe and toda-
>close video

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>"Hey guys it's your boy [dumb Youtube handle] and today we're going to play..."
>8 views
>0 subscribers
>111 other videos

>>385624997
hey can you un-crop that for me

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>>385625159
>uploads a ton of videos
>each one only has a handful of views
I actually feel bad for them.

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>>385625349
I know the source.

>>385625349
only if you can guess what youtuber I'm referencing.

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Youtubers with intros longer than 5 seconds

>>385625639
>Youtubers with intros
fixed

>>385625440
please...

>>385625454
I'm mentally retarded, please don't do this to me

search "no commentary" or "longplay" after game title as long as it isn't brand new

>>385625727
I'll give you a hint, she likes megaman.

>>385625724
>Youtubers
double fixed

>>385625727
https://exhentai.org/g/938489/2a40350582/

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>>385619387
>see description
>SUPPORT ME ON PATREON
>0$ per month
>mfw

>>385625851
It's just a sad panda?

>>385624809
>2006
>Can find a walktrhough video on a specific part of a game no problem
>2017
>Have to specificy search with "no commentary" otherwise spend hours sifting through tryhard lets play videos to find a guide video wih only gameplay footage

Purge this timeline

>>385626134
How do you pronounce Patreon
I've always said Puh-tray-on but the other day I heard some people calling it Pay-tree-on

>>385626149
Lurk at least one year before posting.

>>385626294
Pay-tree-on

>>385626149
>2017
>STILL can't get past Sad panda
Rly dudes?

>>385626334
I'm >>385626134 and this is how I say it as well.

>>385626298
>>385626337
How do you get past it? Sorry just started on 4chan a few weeks ago xD

>>385626149
hownew.ru

>>385626387
lurk moar

>>385626334
>>385626384
but that sounds stupid.

>watch a video about where an item is located
>players character looks at the screen and does gestures before showing his inventory, then uses the longest path possible to get to the item while fighting everyone on the way
every souls video ever

>>385626513
It's a play on the word patron. You're the stupid one if you say PUHtrayon.

>WHATS UP GUYS, its ye boy britbongscoper AND welcome to muh channel. Today am gonu be given you an EPIC gameplay. BUT before we continue dont forget to hit that subscribe, like and share button! Your care could mean a huge impact for me so smash that subscribe, like and share!!!!!

>>385626710
>It's a play on the word patron.
Then they're both wrong and it should be pah-tree-on

>>385626294
Of course it'd be the second one

(((PAY)))-tree-on

>>385626710
why not say pat-ree-on?

>>385619387
you just add "no commentary" in the search
I do that constantly now, great results, players even competent enough.

>>385625639
did he die

>>385626765
>>385626772
http://www.macmillandictionary.com/us/pronunciation/american/patron
>paytron

>>385625851
thanks.

>>385626298
>>385626337
>>385626437
not me, youre being epicly rused

>>385619387
>Want to watch a longplay of a game before bed
>Whoever is playing takes the longest fucking time possible whenever a text box appears on screen
>20 seconds of nothing while he clearly reads a walkthrough

I mean, it does make me sleepy so it's easier to fall asleep, but Jesus Christ these people are slow.

>>385619387
I've been thinking of making a visual video game archive of just straight footage edited to be as smooth a trip as possible through a game, no commentary.

You think it'd be worth it? It's mostly an excuse for me to feel better about replaying old games I love instead of playing new ones.

>>385626134
What does Ue~i mean

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>open video
>"uh hello everyone, uh, my name is, uhhhh, jeffplays and today, uhhhhhhh, i'm going to be playing, uhhhhhhh"
>mic sounds like some cheap garbage he bought at a dollar store
>he keeps talking like that through out the entire video

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>youtube 2006, game category
>newest trailer, funny clips and other shit

>youtube 2008- onward
>let's play, let's play, let's play and more let's plays.

When will it end?

>>385629080
>let's play
You can't even call it LPs. The let's plays in Let's Play Archive are let's plays, those videos you're talking about are youtuber shits for their braindead fans.

>>385625639
>intro to youtube video
>its some generic 3d studio/blender animation shit
>some text materialises like the youtubers name or the name of the channel
>said text is some hardcore bullshit like "THE BEAST GAMING ZONE™" or "PUSSY BEATER TV" "D'MARCUS GAMING CHANNEL"
>bonus points if youtuber has "Sir" in its nickname, those are always megafgts child abuse victims paint thinner huffers
>all of this is happening while the most generic royalty free music is playing
>or it's the most known song in the world but slightly edited to avoid copyright strikes

>>385629080
It wont

>>385629080
never, every inbred 12 year old is trying make living of this shit since forever

>>385624809
>>385626229
other than specific parts of a game i believe 'longplay' is also a term you can use for no commentary playthroughs

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>>385619538
She is.

>looking up a quick rundown of a game section
>find a game guide
>British accent
>takes 30 minutes to show how to complete a section that could easily have been cut down to 5 or less

Every fucking time. These idiots love hearing the sound of their own voice. Nothing makes me exit a YouTube vid faster than a Brit accent.

>>385630527
most have the decency to put Brit in the channel name, at least

>open video review of product X
>45 second intro
>creator finally appears on screen
>fat millennial in his parents house
>HELLO IT'S YA BOOOOOIIII PUSSYFAG69
>proceeds to loudly shill his channel for the next 30 seconds
>next up is talking about how he loves to do these reviews, and reviews he has done in the past, and how excited he is to be doing this review today
>now he's talking about how nice company X is, he got this item sent to him for free, another minute of shilling for company X
>he's now gone off on a tangent and is giving his life story

>skip forward in video
>product X does not appear on screen until 7 minutes in

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>Hey guys! xXSephirothUchihaTheHedgehogXx here and welcome to this video tutorial! Of course, before I actually start the tutorial I'm going to give a long and pointless monologue and play this 30 second intro clip featuring my badass deviantart sonic OC DONUT STEEL. You want to try to skip it? Have fun not knowing where this ungodly introduction stops and having to skip around several times before watching from the beginning in resignation. You're going to listen to me yammer on about things that you obviously already know by virtue of having needed to look up a tutorial in the first place and nag you to subscribe AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT GODDAMN IT

>Anyway yeah, I could have just made a simple and straightforward text tutorial in a few detailed bullet points and pictures instead of thir-fucking-teen minutes of mostly fluff, but then how else would I cultivate my e-celeb status? After all, it's not like you wanted to proceed at your own pace, skip the things you've already done on your own, and be able to simply re-read a line of text rather than painstakingly rewind over and over to try to make out just what the fuck I'm doing. Besides, then I couldn't even include a sick soundtrack from my radical library of awesome music! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>All right, that concludes this video, so check out part 2 for the stuff that you actually need.

>>385619387
you just needed an excuse to make another AI thread didn't you?

>>385629382
>The let's plays in Let's Play Archive are let's plays,

no, they're the husks of proper LPs, which involve thread discussion and interaction

Redbull me on this animu lady, why is she being posted so much?

>>385625779
>she likes mega man
I-is she cute?

>>385631487

she bullies nerds

>>385631394
The thread stuff is still there, in the forums, the archive only has the game stuff proper

>>385625820
>You
triple fixed

>>385632359

archived threads are dead, dude.

>>385632456
No.
The proper SA archive is where threads go to die, and you need $$ to see them
The LP archive instead receives a request to add a LP to it, the LP is processed, formatted, the LParchive fucks itself, it's then unfucked and the LP is added

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>>385631087
>trying to use some ancient software
>literally all tutorials are like this