Starcraft Remastered Launch Event/Showmatches start pretty soon.
First 30 mins-1hour will likely be godawful stageshow kpop horseshit but then we've got
THEBOY VS. GRR
BOXER (YES THAT BOXER) VS. YELLOW (YES THAT YELLOW)
REACH VS. NADA
FLASH VS. BISU
JAEDONG VS. BISU
FLASH VS. JAEDONG
casted by Tasteless and Wolf, these are the world first live games being played on the remastered version. Come see what they ruined/improved.
www twitch tv /starcraft
its already started game 2 of the first showmatch
nth for UGLY
Nice
SC2 Outdated Jebaited MOBAs Overrated Jebaited Long Have We Waited Jebaited Broodwar Recreated Jebaited
>1 base lair
>1 base stargate/robo
what the fuck is going on
>>385614242
way to start the op with outdated info
>>385614242
>how'd your game go sean
>>385614275
copy & paste ftw :)
>>385614337
maybe next time make thread yourself
>>385614329
Autism
>>385614329
>Jebaited
go away
>>385612391
Flash's sister a cute! A cute!
>>385614242
A bunch of washed-up has-beens. Starcraft is dead, let it rest in peace.
>>385614331
these guys are seriously oldschool
Grrr won the first really big sc1 tournament in korea
>I though its Bo1s
>they are not Bo1s
we are gonna be here forever boiz
>not building a canon behind your mineral line
Is this normal in SC1 or are these players just bad?
FUCKING THUNDERSTORM TOOK OUT MY INTERNET
WHAT DID I MISS?
>no one wanted to make thread
>there are like 4 new threads up now
>>385614405
you build your cannons behind your wall at the entrance to your expo
>>385614401
its 2 matches no matter the score
>>385614242
Broodwar tournaments when?
>>385614405
you generally dont do that early in sc2 either...you might be the bad one
FRIENDLY FIRE
>blocked his own nexus
>>385614410
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>>385614410
these guys playing like its 1998
Has the ladder system launched with the Remaster for anons who bought it already?
>>385614593
you tried
REAVERREAVERREAVERREAVERREAVERREAVER
>>385614495
>don't build canon behind line
>enemy drops reaver / lurker
>woooooooow
>losing everything
:)
>>385614593
dumbass
>>385614593
epic, sipmly epic
rip aribas
>>385614678
daebak bro, just daebak
Who "doesn't understand starcraft at all but having fun anyway" here?
>>385614660
>asking if its normal in sc1
i also said early dummy :)
>BW remastered launches in august
but why? seriously?
>>385614758
me
never played it myself
>wolf is a professional caster
>can't speak without going out of breath and taking awkward breath pauses.
do the other casters not tell him about this or is it just something he cant help? Stop talking, pause, take a breath, and continue.
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>>385614758
I played it a little bit when I was a kid but I was bad and basically just dicked around with cheats. I have the faintest idea what's happening, but not much
#CORSAIRED.COM
>that micro
Sad!
>>385614816
literally me
>>385614816
much better
Did they remove the muta blobbing or are these two just complete shit players?
>>385614816
gj
what the hell were those hydras doing?
The new zoom out function is fucking great for air vs. air battles, being able to see control groups move around eachother. I didn't think it would make that much of a difference to how the battles look but it really does.
>>385614758
I haven't touched it since playing through the campaign when it was released, never followed it, but this is pretty exciting.
>>385614872
The gameplay is 100% SC:BW to the point where the games can be played vs eachother and have full replay compatibility.
Huh i thought scarab got to that drone stack
>can't even beat computers on normal
How do I get gud at starcraft
Jebaited SC2 Outdated Jebaited MOBA's Overrated Jebaited Long Have We Waited Jebaited Broodwar Recreated Jebaited
>>385614242
Wtf is maiboi doing sitting on 1500 minerals?
GOOK_BONg
>Those Street Fighter style health bars
Seriously my only complaint.
don't you need fleet beacon to get disruption web?
>>385614943
choking mostly
>>385614919
speshul taktiks
nice macro retard
>>385614943
being supply blocked
>>385614919
>On Normal
By playing real Starcraft senpai.
WW
>losing to a guy who floats nearly 2k minerals in the midgame
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
>>385614907
Ah that's cool, just goes to show that the people playing right now are complete scrubs.
>>385614919
make expand and defense it
>>385614964
i dont mind, it's pretty rts-y
That crowd is insane, how many of them are real Starcraft fans?
150 APM vs 150 APM
>>385615032
They're people from the 2000 era
are you retards surprised corsair reaver lost? That is the hardest protoss build to play.
>>385614964
Yeah the gradient and meter lag looks like ass
They need to look like the old ones, except maybe you could get rid of the divisions so they're more readable.
>>385614964
The health bars are terrible. Health bars shouldn't be animated. A building could be destroyed before the health bar even notices.
>>385614872
2 old timers.
Flash and Bisu are waiting their turn. Be patient.
>game 3
fuck I just wanna see boxer vs yellow dammit
What a fucking hideous "remaster", obvious "pay2hype" goys players.
>>385615113
It's not a Bo3, just a 2 game showmatch. Boxer vs Yellow is next
>>385614964
Same.
>>385615153
$15
>>385615032
These two are super old school players, like the first batch of pros in 2000-2002. They quit BW long ago so you have to give them some credit.
I still don't really understand how this being a spectator sport is a thing.
I'm watching it. I understand the game. I understand the commentary. But I don't understand the audience's excitement.
>>385615153
what's your agenda?
>>385615105
Looking at their vision boxes in the minimap is going to be great when they play.
up next: two old men
>>385615153
"good" "post"
>>385615113
I think each player is only playing twice. So we'll have 6x matches of the old players and 3x of bisu/flash/jaedong, 9 matches all up.
This is going to be a long as fuck night, god damn. I wish ASL finals went for this long.
>>385615153
You're right about that hideous thing, this old starcraft clip they're showing legit looks better than the remaster.
>>385615158
thank god, i really don't care for the old farts.
>>385615212
You have autism, that's why you don't understand people's emotions.
>>385615293
then why are you excited for boxer vs yellow
>>385615298
Nah, I don't think that's the case.
Just got off work. Is only Match 1 over? Is this best out of 3 or something?
>>385614397
Fuck no, people still genuinely love Brood War after all these years. It's going to outlive SC2.
>>385615153
Literally only costs me 120k WoW gold. :^)
>>385615352
bo2
>>385615330
maybe you dont like starcraft, also these players were not that great
>>385615153
>>385615281
I agree, looks a bit too much like playdough and I personally think the resource and supply counter detracts from the overall experience.
I don't understand what's going on. Constant map switches? This game doesn't look like a remaster either. Are there multiple games going on and they are just switching to interesting parts?
>>385615327
not the anon you replied to
Being able to zoom out is really nice.
>>385615371
qt couple
Is it replays at the moment? What part of the event is it currently?
>>385615212
>me watching soccer
>>385615401
They were just playing old clips, new match starting soon™
>>385615394
I understand StarCraft. I played it a lot back then.
I don't understand how it excites people that aren't actually playing to this degree.
But I feel the same way about most sports. So I'm probably just being a dick here.
>>385615436
They were replaying the older matches between Boxer and Yellow, who are playing next.
>Old devs never save their old assets
Fucking hell. We could have gotten a proper "remaster" if they used the original assets in HD.
>you will never have a crowd cheering you on for playing a videogame
It fucking hurts lads
So who's the oldest of all these retired pros?
>>385615212
I'd say about half of pro starcraft games aren't worth watching, about 10% are "exciting", then every once in a blue moon there is a mind blowing game. If you don't care for starcraft all that much just watch the best matches over the past 20 years.
where's artosis?
>>385615486
Keeping a couple hundred MB on a memorypen somewhere is just too much work.
I feel like some of the death animations are a bit off. All the zerg ones looked too small, the protoss building explosions looked too big.
The only ones that looked normal were the dragoons.
>>385615153
Luckily you can switch back to og graphics
MILF
>Remake game
>It's literally the fucking same
Why even bother? Especially when MOBAs have proven to be the better genre? You dumb Blizzcucks will lap up everything.
Emperor Terran VS Storm Zerg
who's gonna win?
>>385615436
The part where anon posts a girl in a high cut swimsuit.
Thank you for stepping up.
this wolff guy is fucking tiresome to listen to, jesus calm down before you get a heartattack.
>>385615581
in China for a sc2 event
Boxer's baby is cute. I wish I could have an esports family.
>>385615581
In this picture he looks like a spic desu senpai, also where the jewnose at?
It's KOREA TIEM but #plott is empty?
>>385615581
playing hearthstone
>>385615581
the superior caster is busy casting the superior starcraft
RE: 385615605
(You)
Regards,
Anon
Guys I miss SC threads on /v/ so much
I remember before /vg/ was thing always coming to /v/ for the comfy GSL memes
How long has it been?
>>385615568
>20 years.
>Next year it really has been that long
Jesus Christ.
>>385615605
(you)
>>385615565
Pretty sure it's Boxer, who is 37
>>385615605
Consider killing yourself.
>>385615660
on his face
>>385615637
shut up before they wheel in rapid
>>385615212
Most of the time it's just ok, but sometimes it becomes just so hype when you see two high level players whose skills are matched. It's always comfy.
>10 dollars for shader pack
???
that APM compared to gaijin
>>385615686
Early SC2 scene was so good. A real shame it happened before Twitch was a thing. If there was Twitch back then SC2 would still be alive
>>385615686
nine fucking years
>>385615581
Probably taking a break since he just finished casting IEM in Shanghai for the week, which ended last night.
>>385615605
>>385615686
Why did they fuck up with SC2 so much? It died for me the moment IdrA quit. He was /myguy/.
>>385615758
Seven, since release.
>>385615581
Probably making more babies. What a stud.
>>385615747
(you)
>>385615605
(You)
You're not very smart are you
>>385615790
I miss CombatEX.
>>385615816
high test
>>385615686
>>385615790
Contrary to popular belief SC2 is far from dead. Both games are great.
I'm enjoying seeing the average APM go up with each match
Grrrr and TheBoy were ~150, Boxer and Yellow are ~260
>>385615863
damn he has two wives?
Early SC2 had the best meme scene in all of esports.
How can anyone compete with the likes of Artosis, Idra and Incontrol?
>>385615875
>July MC finals
what a time
>>385615909
http://162.255.86.72/scv/res/39190.html
>>385615909
How many of them are actually laddering?
#rekt
>>385615952
Hey neat they fixed the northern ramps
>boxer 250 apm
lmao old man
>>385615935
I looked further into your post btw
>boxer fucking cheesing his ass off
now this is podracing
>>385615923
>Grrrr and TheBoy were ~150, Boxer and Yellow are ~260
and here i was thinking that they must've changed how they measured it and grrr/theboy weren't actually that slow
>>385615961
Literally all of them because that stat is only for matchmaking.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXEEEERRRR
did they change the music?
>Vulture drops
>Valks
BOXER MY BOY
Never forget the true bonjwa
>Valk
i came
>>385615909
SC2 is producing the best matches it ever has, but everyone's given up on it after the dreadful first expansion
>>385615686
You should've seen classic Korea time when Tasteless would solo cast until his brain would melt
god bless you valkyrie waifu, we'll miss you
Did they fix valkyries?
That would throw balance on the head.
is ogn doing starcraft again
i thought they switched it to a web broadcast
>>385616161
>you'll never have sex with her
It hurts lads
>>385616161
>those eyelashes
mmmmmmmmmmmm
>Boxer
Lmao look at this washed out faggot.
Dude the game actually looks good wtf
>>385616118
Never.
>>385616125
I played the shit out of HotS but I really couldn't get into LotV ladder.
>Running 20 supply into shit
wew
>>385616237
20 years and still kicking baby
>>385616195
osl is coming back
Alright redpill me on this remaster.
Are waypoints finally here?
Is unit limitation still there?Please say no
>tfw boxer still looks like he's 20 at 40
Zerg is the master race
>>385616334
its exactly the same mechanically
>>385616343
asian magic genes
>>385616334
It's 100% 1 for 1 remaster of SC:BW. This is not some baby RTS.
>>385616343
classic asian genes
only downside is at 41 he'll look like he's 60
Whatever happen to the NA SC2 scene?
>>385616410
died with /our guy/
what was his name again?
>>385616371
So the only diference is updated resolution and the shitty new life bars?It is time to play this game again
>>385616343
Just because he looks young thanks to gook genes doesn't mean he'll live longer
>>385616449
burger man
>>385616410
Did they add scrolling support to the spectator?
I don't like it.
>>385616449
GET FUCKED INCHOLESTEROL
>>385616449
diet control
>>385616449
BEEF BOLDFLANK
>>385616410
NA SC2 scene always has been shit, EG and ROOT players have always been jokes. Now they at least have 1 good player in Neeb.
>>385616449
idra
>>385616449
>>385616449
out of control of his weight
>>385616449
InConsiderate to chairs
>>385616410
we have Neeb the best american player ever
>when you have a medic for every single marine
>>385616449
No Control of his weight
>>385616449
InMcdonalds
>>385616410
major has been doing very well lately, anon
why are they called guardians if they're meant to attack
>>385616252
sometimes this place is alright
>>385616559
That's just embarrassing. This happened in a live promatch?
RIP Boxer.
The old man can't macro
YELLOWED.com
>the city of Boxer
>you will never have sex with a zergling
It hurts lads
lmao at you /v/ incel neets shittalking incontrol while he wouldn't give you the time of the day because he's too busy getting jacked and fucking his model wife
>>385616687
best defense is a good offense
>>385616629
Monogamous relationships
>>385616559
mission: do not allow the zerg to kill your nexus
>calling the korean player yellow
THATS RACIST
>don't make fun of me faggots
okay so we all know its going to be a bunker rush
>>385616820
I am not into horses senpai
YELLOW FEVER
>>385616702
yes
>stale sc2 memes
get over it
boxer come back pls
>>385616861
Still makes me laugh
>No lost temple
NO BUY
Yellow and Slayers are pretty bad. Slow matches, not any of the craziness of the best players. They're so out of practice.
Also they need to stop diong that zoom in/out. I know they're trying to show it off, but it's just kinda ugly. The original perspective is perfect.
This game looks shit desu guys. They didn't improve any graphics
>>385616893
post idra
Those moms are cute as fuck.
>the common nerd
That hurt more than it should
>>385616861
He should have left at the moment he realized he had opened StarCraft II.
>>385616953
>when the casters call the game starcraft 1
>>385616947
yeah i'm not at all impressed by the new sprites
at least it's widescreen now
>>385616935
>Also they need to stop diong that zoom in/out. I know they're trying to show it off, but it's just kinda ugly. The original perspective is perfect.
This 100%, it just lessens the immersion.
>no artosis casting
What kind of sick joke is this?
>>385616935
>Slayers
>>385616893
>>385616953
me on the left
>>385616953
>>385616953
proxy 2 rax fucking when
DOTA 2 SKILLs
- last hit timing
- animation cancelling timings
- landing shots
- lane management
- hero positioning
- awareness
- item choices
- overally team strategy decisions
- Hero picking and drafting
- Instant battlefield judgements, aka dive, not dive etc.
- Micromanagement of items
- Juking
- Teamwork and cohesion
- Chaining abilities properly
- Multitasking on certain units / items
- Teamfight skill
SC2 Skills -
- 1a your blob
- pressing "skill" button and landing them, aka forcefield, fungal, storm
- multitasking
- attention allocation
- perfecting build orders
- executing orders as fast as possible
>>385617040
It is nice to see a larger area, but they do need to use it sparingly.
>>385616602
I do so miss Infatcontrol memes
>>385617057
TWO IDRAS wtf?
Good:
>box that shows where each player is looking
>careful, occasional slow zooms out for a pincer
Bad:
>spamming the zoom in/out like an aspie
>>385616953
>terran music
HERE WE GO
This is pretty neat, but the hype is gonna die down a few months after it releases. No one is really interested in RTS games anymore. ASSFAGGOTS have taken over and no one wants to put in the extreme effort necessary to become ENTRY level good at SC.
Advantages of being a dota 2 player:
> Learn teamwork and how to get along with others, great for any future careers
> Manage gold, and expenses, budgeting responsibly
> All the standard rts skills
> Win millions of dollars in huge tournaments
> Meet Gabe Newell probably
> Become famous in Brazil, pull ridiculous ass from the most exotic, beautiful women on the planet
> Growing game, huge opportunities for new players
SC2:
> Slave away at the game to hopefully be almost as good as Korgooks
> Loner lifestyle as you play 1v1 on ladder interacting with no one
> Koreans don't even watch SC2, no women will find you attractive except Katie Torg and white pigs
> Potentially win several hundred dollars with your 6th-10th place finishes
> Dying game. Losing spectators and sponsors left and right.
> No opportunity to become famous, fans do not appreciate skill or talent, just how fat and obnoxious you can be (The EG syndrome) leading to a rapidly dying game
> As hard as you try and as good as you get you will never, ever be as popular as narcissistic casters
Why the FUCK would anyone play SC2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsRj6IKXN5s&t=1m36s
"sc is at a healthy sustainable rate" - incontrol 2012
>>385617090
arteezy learned all his mechanics in sc2
>>385617143
>the hype is gonna die down a few months after it releases
More like a few hours desu.
use smplayer + youtubedl.
Easy screenshots, faster more efficient mpv player, easy to use.
>>385617112
>Bad:
>>spamming the zoom in/out like an aspie
I know they're just showing it off for the exhibition match. This is just a big ad for SC remastered. I hope for the proper matches they don't zoom in/out. The original perspective is great.
Also bad:
>16:9 means no space for player cams.
>>385617090
>>385617151
samefag
game designed for young fast people, only old people play / watch it. and it shows. I'm old too ofc
>>385617151
Mcdonalds empolyee the post
>>385617151
Nice but you forgot
>Dota 2
>Have to deal with faggots like this retard
>SC2
>Don't
Because if they play dota they'd have to deal with autists like you, anon.
>>385617090
Dota 2
-controlling 1 unit
Sc1
-controlling over a 100 units which terrible AI
RE: 385617090
CC: 385617151
(You)
Now fuck off.
>>385617197
it ain't even gonna outlast the broadcast
>>385617057
I'm seeing double here, 4 Idras??!
>proxy factory
WOW HAHA OKAY OH MY GOD
>>385617159
>all these shitters laughing it off when destiny told them the game was dead if blizzard doesnt change course
was it state of the game? what a shitshow
I'm leaving for Reddit. /v/ has long been known for its immaturity but it used to be offset by the camaraderie and freedom of expression we all shared. Now my beloved forum has devolved into a cesspit of "memes," petty rivalries, and bickering over the inane minutiae of game balance. Instead of embracing Reddit as a brother community and trying to improve it through cooperation, we revile them and became more and more radicalized, marginalized ourselves. We become /b/, that which we always feared, spammer of gross images (I have kids - thanks for making my daughter cry. I thought we were better than this), insipid infantile racism, and shamefully lazy OC. We harass every femanon who posts, hate on our Korean forebears who have shown us so many good games, and generally act like whiny over-entitled manchildren. I for one am glad a moderated community exists where I can have fulfilling, informative discussions of ongoing games and tournaments, peppered with hilarious OC and memes, and where I don't have to worry about thread wars, doubles (LOL SO FUNNEH TWO NUMBERS MATCHED UP XD, you know 1/10 posts is doubles? morons) or general shitposting.
Damn this game is boring to watch. SC2 is far more entertaining
>>385617273
>viewercount has been steadily climbing so far
Hmmmm made my noggin run
>terran music
why is it so good
>>385617240
warcraft in space when
>yellow isn't yellow
lel
>>385616953
>>385616559
Do you have a link to this match?
>>385617240
The hell is that flying mineral patch in the top right?
>>385617331
Because it sounds like childhood.
>pick up sc2
>no rts knowledge at all
>overall no game plan
>get placed into bronze 0:5
>hear that marines are okayish, not as up as the other terran units, even though still up
>bulid marines
>attack opponent
>suddenly, grandmasters
why is steely odell hawkins III casting not artosis?
Considering the following
The way I see it's just a simple way to stop 11 of 11, but ... Requirements Engineering Research in the bunker to the end of that
Terran balanced.
wc3 with patches and SC remaster should become olympic sports.
>>385617394
>he can't build his own base from scratch
There's literally nothing in space you nigger you have to bring your own minerals
The Terran equivalent was literally just a rock with a rocket engine strapped to it
>>385617143
Plenty of peple watched the Starleague, and there are more coming.
Starcraft isn't about short term hype, but long term passion.
>>385617346
But that's what StarCraft is
>>385617428
i don't see how making PEDs mandatory is an improvement
C H E E S E
H
E
E
S
E
perfect marine timing
why is /sc2g/ the most mentally ill general?
I've seen LoL, Dota, and souls generals, nothing comes close. Why?
>his wife raises his daughter
What you are doing in SC2 is allocating you attention.
What you are doing in DOTA 2 is perfecting your actions and decisions.
Basically multitasking vs one task. Multitasking is not necesarilly harder, although human brains are not designed for it so it takes a very long time to master. In DOTA you are basically focused on PERFECTING one "thread" instead of doing good at many threads.
It's actually the same skill, same micro techniques, if not more in dota, but less multitasking.
In Sc2, you are constantly switching the thing you give orders to, in dota 2 it is one thing you constantly give orders to.
The balancing factor to make dota 2 as skilled as SC2, is teamwork, the teamwork and strategy/picking/item choices etc cohesion is second to none.
In effect dota 2 is actually harder than SC2 because you actually have constant actions, decisions, millisecond timing, etc.
>i maek marine
it's SC2 all over again
>h-hayai!
>>385617501
kpop
>boxer vs yellow
>boxer is yellow
>every match will end with 1-1
reeeee scripted
>>385617404
>play bw 8 hours a day for a year
>Reach B- with terran on iccup
>not good enough even for shit gaijin players
>sc2 comes out
>play lazily for 2 months
>top 10 of the region
>quit after that
Man , what a shit game.
2222222222222222
where's day9?
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>>385617501
They overhydrated
SLAYER'S FAMILY!
>>385617428
Wc3 needs a remake because of shit graphics. They should make wc4 or remaster wc3.
But sc remastered should become Olympics though.
>>385617501
You merely adopted the shitposting. We were born in it, molded by it.
>>385614242
August 2012: The last BoxeR vs YellOw showmatch. The end of KesPA Brood War.
Were you there?
Do you remember?
>>385617552
valve bought him off for dota
>>385617580
I'd fuck second left woman
>not a single bunker rush from Boxer
Disappointed
This is how an Alpha operates.
Take notes.
>>385617501
>tfw I used to repost an image there hundreds of times
good times man
>>385617646
boxer confirmed dead on the inside
>>385617501
>>385617531
it unironically was kpop, because there was no kpop general so they just spent all day talking about kpop waifus on /scv/ instead of talking about the game until the people who played left for better communities (tl/reddit). Then kpop left for /mu/ and now it's just ERPers and random ass shitposters still making the threads even though they don't play the game anymore.
>>385617552
This is what Hearthstone does to you.
>>385617646
he tried though
>>385617623
savage
>>385617331
It has so many phases, it never lets you grow bored with a section.
>>385617527
Making marines is racist. That's goddamned American. I hate marines now.
I used to like terran but now I hate them
>>385617580
i think somebody else may have fathered that child.
>>385617674
>>385617681
let's be honest who didn't? I had like 3 images in the most reposted images on /vg/ for a while
>>385617674
More like autism
>>385617501
Probably because it attracted kpop which is like a giant beacon for the mentally ill
>>385617552
day9 is extremely narcissistic
I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.
As long as day9 is a main caster only nerds will watch. Tastosis has a lot more mainstream appeal than day9 / anyone. I can't stand day 9 at all, when he first started doing shows (sc:bw) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these tournaments. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.
>>385617865
They turned the stream off temporarily right?
>>385617698
Oh man, I didn't think of the angle that the HD sprites could result in memes.
>>385617817
>tfw I was never able to take the #1 spot
damn no IU poster...
>>385617835
>t. little dicked beta tripcbro
nice
>>385617770
no, that's just the result of massive plastic surgery which is pretty standard over there
I wish they would hurry and get to the actual matches of Flash/Bisu/Jaedong
>>385617770
Piglord eats the opposition and then defiles the interviewer lady
>>385617865
god fucking damn
i can only handle so much nostalgia
>>385617623
What happened?
>>385617865
0/10
You're not even trying are you?
>He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice
That's how every caster should be.
>doesn't really appeal to the mainstream
He averages about 10k viewers Sun.-Thur. on an internet show with very little(if any) advertising. Literally everyone of these people found him either through word of mouth or TL
>he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these tournaments
He probably is. He DOMINATED the foreigner scene for many years. If there was a foreigner bonjwa, then Day[9] would be it.
>He's like secretly super insecure too
Aren't we all?
I'm not dissing Tastetosis. Nick was my first sc man crush. You are just
upset at Day[9] for having a different style. He is an omni-caster, whereas
Tastetosis is a duo.
hi this is nada~..
hows ur life goin'?
i am drunk today too~
i am living life with drinks nowdays u know when u drink, u feel better?
>>385617865
>Narcissistic
>Insecure
Pick one you retarded shitposter
>Be so desperate to hate someone you can't even come up with a coherent reason to do so and just patch some random bullshit together
I mean the dude fucking sucks but holy shit you just went full retard.
>all these mouthbreathers on stream
Stop it! You'll end up looking like Grubby.
>it took blizzard nearly 20 years to make a proper sc2
For what reason? That poorly thought out fanfiction game?
>No ilooveoov
>No savior
Why?
>>385618016
how new?
>>385618003
DO NOT
>>385617853
>>385618003
>>385617962
>nostalgia
>shit sc2 memes
imbecile.
>>385617623
It was fucking beautiful. I was so sad when BW basically disappeared because of Blizzard strong-arming everyone into adopting SC2.
>>385618052
>not wanting to be like grubby.grubby captain and founder of team grubby, winner of the grubby invitational
>>385617501
It's the endgame of all games that die because their audience ran to inferior assfaggots. I've played dota and dota was the worst game I ever played desu. I regret it so much
>>385618003
MKP a cute. A CUTE
>>385618052
>>385617969
>>385618016
new boys...
>>385618070
You know why you fuck.
>>385618016
>forced military service
fucking retarded Americans
>>385617980
>>385618016
lmao
>>385618003
funny how 2 guys in this picture are still active and at the top
>>385618113
Remember the shitty DJ leagues with like 200 viewers globally and half of them were from TL.net?
I'm so glad that we've survived.
>>385617674
>Tasteless says this story is fake
I don't believe. I 100 percent believe this story is real
>>385617865
REMINDER THAT STARBULLS WON
>>385618127
Oh great /vg/ is leaking and expects everyone to know about their retarded fucking shit memes
Fuck off.
>>385618123
hes the cutiest sc2boy
why is he so handsome?
>haven't watched brood war since VioleTAK stopped posting videos
It feels good to be back.
>>385618109
how about you end yourself
This thread takes me back
I really miss the old sc2 generals, best time I had on this website, and now we get to relive it for just a little
>>385618038
BTFO
I've held on to these for so long.
>>385618194
At last I now can now give a fuck and just click the button every 6 months and rush some shitty players a few times then get out happy.
>>385618203
the difference between dota promo pics and starcraft promo pics
poopfeast420
Can't get the stream to load.
Do you think Blizzard tried to ask Tossgirl to the event?
Would have been cool to see the best female player of all time up there on the stage with Boxer and Yellow.
>>385618241
I forgot about that fucking autistic walk
>>385618151
>Americans cucking Koreans out of playing by forcing them into the military
Sad desu
>>385618270
MrSnibbles?
>>385618203
dont like day9 style at all, but dota 2 casting has been absolutely shit for a long long time.
>>385618270
>>385618304
Why? She wasn't even B tier at her prime
Her greatest achievement in the scene is having a vagina
>>385618203
narcissus9 is such a sellout holy shit
>>385618241
>tfw you 4gate so hard you forget how to walk
>>385618130
Well I know the reason for Savior but iloveoov? He did well as a SKT1 coach. Did something happen to him? I mean he can have a friendly game once in a while.
>>385618327
>Dota 2 casting
Just dota 2 in general kiddo.
>>385618270
kek was that this
>>385618003
>>385618170
did they ever explain what happened to Byun and why he went on a 2 year hiatus?
>>385618203
>machine over t-1000
>lumi being on main stage because he sucked a lot of valve cock
>>385618153
that 4pool was great
you saw how Flash was thinking "that cheeky cunt"
>>385618205
*doesnt*
whoa howd i do that
The problem with Starcraft is only autistic koreans make top players, which means it will never have a popular esports following in the west.
If westerners could compete like they can in every other esport, it would be fun as fuck to follow the scene.
>>385618294
I'm sorry guys, he has a lot of really good questions.
holy shit, we've only seen 4 matches, still 5 to go
>>385615486
They probably didn't expect the industry to stagnate like it did.
>these patchy teenager beards
>>385618324
>MrSnibbles?
I just had a laugh attack, thanks.
>>385618354
I'm getting motion sickness from this camera
>>385618327
>Playing dota past 7.01
>>385618437
you're welcome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvmAY8qS-EE
>>385618304
How did Tossgirl rank overall? She was only top 30 right?
Fun story:
So in 2008, when I still had facebook, I was friends with someone, who's friends with someone, who's friends with someone, who's friends with Slayers boxer on facebook. So all of a sudden I get some friend request from some korean bitch. I don't look at the profile or recognize the name, I hit accept and forget about it.
Flash forward 2 weeks, and there's an exhibition match with Toss girl there. I shit talk her in the status update saying she's a weak player and has no business being there. That Korean chick that friended me was Toss girl, and shows up in the comments being offended.
so when does the game come out?
>>385618390
he was in Prime up until it died to the matchfixing schedule so I think he quit for a while after that whole thing
he also had real issues with live crowds but managed to overcome that
>>385618364
>sc2
>bonjwa
haHAA so cool, haHAA so funneh
>>385618482
I haven't played Dota in years but still watch Majors and TI.
>tasteless in charge of color vision
OK guys, I have been in these threads for over a year. I've watched every GSL final since then in these threads and code s practically every time it's aired with you guys, and i seriously don't get this
who the fuck is snibbles? where did he come from? why is everybody obsessed with him?
I watched his stream one time and he's a shitty zerg player.
I actually don't get this at all.
He's not Korean
He's not good
half of the avatarfags and anons in these threads would probably destroy him
who
the
fuck
is
snibbles?
why does everybody care about him? if anybody in these threads besides snibbles wants to stream, no one cares. if snibbles wants to stream HOLY FUCKING BALLS IT'S TIME FOR THE SNIBSCIDENT REPORT. HOLY FUCKING SNIBS SNIBBLES MCSNIBBY SNIBS
all i know about his guy is that he's an ugly white guy, can't play zerg, and he ties a webcam to his head
who the fuck is he
why should i care
why do you care
this actually baffles me to no end. i can't sleep because i'm literally wondering why the fuck everybody in these threads has an aneurysm over anything relating to snibbles
seriously at least when you guys werre homolusting over nestea and mkp the faggots could actually play
who
the fuck
is
the snibscident report?
>>385618401
Are you actually 12 kid? You seriously thought this was something to post?
>kekeke I'm such a rebel :^)
Jesus christ man
>tfw this thread feels like a reunion with anons from the GOM days
>>385615486
the old assets would look like shit remastered, unfortunately. they basically had noise filters as texture data.
>>385618304
>>385618515
she hasnt been seen since idra made her cry
>>385618581
enjoy it because after this event is over it's back to shitposting
520 apm
>500apm
Is nada just sperging the fuck out over there
>>385618563
Are we gonna break out all the copypasta today?
>450 apm in the first minute of the game
why ?
As someone who hasn't followed the scene since a long time, what happened to the mantoss?
jesus christ NaDa stop spam clicking your SCVs
where we at?
>>385618563
ahh this one brings me back
>>385618645
AS SOMEONE WHO SUCKS DICK
>>385618638
>>385618641
It's to warm up for lategame basically.
>>385618581
>it's been nearly a decade
>>385618641
warming up your hands
>>385618354
when the fuck are they gonna play golem madness
>>385618610
Idra so alpha
reminder
>>385618270
>>385618324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC6Cu5LXuuo
;_;
>>385618579
u got me right in the feelings and now i feel bad
>>385618641
so he is warmed up to continue the speed when he needs it later
>>385618645
he's a fulltime LoL coach now
>>385618767
Image is wrong, European needs to be a Muslim
who /bonjwa/ here?
This game looks great, tbqh
gook
>>385618767
Is apollo ded?
>>385618867
>>385618836
THE PANZER GENERAL
>>385618684
>>385618764
The healthbars are a functional placeholder, right?
>>385618764
>>385618610
Idra got bodied by Whitera in the final of that 4 person tournament.
>>385619009
>>385618965
its just for observers
GUYS
>>385618935
>does GOMTV sell anything like tshirts or hats
>>385618545
I haven't played in 6 months. I really wish I'd quit earlier
>>385619082
I remember there being a really cringy video of a westerner trying to do a joke when picking players and doing something illegal.
Does anyone have a link?
Sorry for the shitty description, I never really followed sc2
>>385618379
nO HE'S JUST OLD
>>385619009
>>385619082
what was this? I don't remember it.
>>385619148
the jinro incident
>>385619148
The Jinro Incident
>tfw Tasteless will never again cast with a big-tittied azn with almost zero game knowledge
>>385619148
>naming the jinro incident
leave
>>385619167
Boxer is older tho
>>385618182
I only tuned into a couple of those. I tried to get into SC2 for like 7-8 seasons before I finally gave up. I do remember people sharing links of old Tasteless casts that they dug up from the archives of various small Korean broadcasters. I remember how hungry people were for the original recipe still. And it's funny remembering how smug many SC2 people were saying BW had been replaced.
The continued passion for BW despite being so old and having been suppressed for so long is really inspiring. Passion > Hype.
Who was it that casted those DJ leagues?
>>385618563
Man I miss mrsnibbles and the rest of yuro-v. You guys were fucking funny.
t. PDe/JOHNMADDEN
>>385619176
It was a niconico stream of 2 girls stripping during the gsl event korea vs rest of the world. They were really hot.
Finally a proper macro game
>hundreds of posts
>no mention of the moletrap incident
wtf?
Remember when protos would go 2 forge in sc2? or was it 3 forge even?
REUSE THIS THREAD
>>385614276
>>385614276
>>385614276
>>385614276
>>385619284
moletrap incident?
>>385619314
SC2 general weaponized autism
>>385619183
>young tasteless
>zero game knowledge
I honestly wish people who started with sc2 just stopped posting.
>>385618581
terror was the greatest
>>385619289
Usually just 2 forge to rush 2-2 for a blink stalker timed attack on 2 bases.
>>385619314
we don't talk about it
>>385619178
>>385619181
>>385619213
R U N D O W N
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>>385619368
do you not know how english works? the "zero game knowledge" was about the "big-titted azn"
>>385619368
>reading comprehension
I honestly wish people who didn't go to school just stopped posting.
>>385619368
I think he meant that lilsuzie had no game knowledge, which is 100% true. Bue she didn't need game knowledge when she had milf succubi knowledge
>>385619368
he is talking about Lilsusie
>>385619485
>>385619473
all too easy
>>385619183
At least she was hot, remember Kelly /v/?
>>385619373
wtf never saw that one before
is this his family?
>>385619289
Protoss hasn't really needed attack/armor upgrades since WoL ended, if not for liberators you could beat a 2-2 bio terran with nothing but 0-0 gateway units.
>>385619518
TASTE
>>385619518
god damn
>>385619602
those were some random kids from his neighbourhood that begged him to appear on his stream. So he challenged them to a spicy noodle eating competition. When they lost he doused them in a gallon of soy sauce, then got banned from streaming for 2 years for "abusing children on camera"
>>385619593
FUCK YOU
>>385619726
haha what a guy
R U S E D
high level play
RUSE CRUISE
>>385616325
sauce?
>Missile Turret has a dude inside
DEEPEST LORE
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>>385620238
The why does he spin it?
>>385620314
nobody cared who he was before he started to spin it
>>385614276
>>385614276
migrate over, strandedbros
How does protoss turn units into ice and then ignore them?
How does protoss get to use magic?