>Not keeping a glass of water on your desk at all times >It

>>385571709
I drink it directly from the bottle nigga

>>385571709
>it can't get stale, old, or bad
yes it can

>>385571709
>drinking water full of hormones and stuff

>>385571709
yeah I sure like needing to refill my glass every 10 minutes

or you could use a bottle like a normal person

I always stay hydrated but only with a water bottle. Leaving an open glass of water out is just asking for spilling or dirt, hair, and who knows what else getting into it.

Letting open glasses sit around is nasty
You don't know what kind of dust or hair is falling in there, and bacteria from it contacting your mouth can build up

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>not eating raw cucumbers while playing videogames

It's food and water together!

>>385571709
What if it gets lukewarm room temperature?

>>385571894
>and stuff

Jeezus chripst anon go easy on the details i'm getting a migraine reading all that

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>>385571896
Just get a bigger glass, dumbass

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>eating and drinking while not under medical induced diet coma

Fucking fat pieces of shit holy fuck

I can't stand water that isn't freshly cold as fuck from the fridge. Even if it sits for a few minutes after taking it out I already can't stand it.

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>>385571894
>not buying an Alex Jones approved Life Straw to drink your tap water with
Wew

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>>385571709
t. cuck

Enjoy dying because your jewish overlords tricked you into buying their """"""""health beverage""""""""

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>>385571952
>Not eating the raw cucumber you just used to masturbate

It's food, water and a dildo together!

>>385571709

>2017
>Not drinking the mineral oil from your pc's liquid cooling loop

>>385572075

t.amerifat

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/v/ how fucked up is your tap water? I get sick if I drink mine without filtering it. TDS is about 300.

https://www.zerowater.com/tds.php

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>>385572149
The perfect food.
What can't cute cum bers do?

>>385572126
>Buying water
>Living in a place where tab water isn't better than bottled water

Poor amerifats

>>385571709
>drinking warm water
pretty gross man. I never let my water get warm anyway

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>>385572278
>AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE
>please buy our filter sytem
>please buy our botteled water

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>>385572278
>americans can't drink tap water
Have you not thought about how fucked up that is that you can't don't have access to drinkable water? Is that even a first world country?

>>385571709
it can get stale, it looses electrons and becomes flat

>>385571876

>Water actually going stale in your house

Maybe if it sits on your desk untouched for weeks. You're going to drink it probably within two or three days.

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>>385572350
>tab water

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Not having a delicious /sip/

>>385572476
>it loses electrons and becomes flat
so just plug it in?

if you can't drink tab water without any problems you are living in a thrid world country, that's a fact

>>385571916
>>385571894
>>385571876
everytime you breath you swallow like 1000 times that. just eat that shit nigga

>>385572126
>>385571894

What do you want me to do, leave a glass of milk out overnight? Drink warm, day old juice? That's fucking gross. I can leave water on my desk and it's still perfectly fine after a few days. The germaphobes are just being babies, if it has hair or shit floating in it I obviously won't drink it. If I can't see or taste or detect anything wrong with it then who cares if there's "bacteria" in it. If it's getting bacteria in it from sitting in my room then it's probably already bacteria I'm exposed to on a daily basis anyways.

>>385572471
>>385572456
What do you mean? Quit being a day and drink it?

>>385572651
>when I breath I inhale hormones
ok kid

>>385572845
>he doesn't get a dose of hi-T with every snort
when will noselets learn

>>385572651
Source?

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>>385572845
>He doesn't know

>>385572810
I mean that it's ridiculous that you live in an apparently first world country that doesn't provide it's citizens one of the basic conditions for being alive. That is, drinkable water. Furthermore the fact that you're okay with it is beyond retarded, do you literally just not think?

>read this thread
>be glad not being american

>>385572992
It's drinkable. Quit being a faggot who needs his water to be filtered through diamonds.

I drink rum

>>385573054
I don't filter my water, you're not understanding the problem here.

99 percent of America has fine tap water, 99 percent of Americans are also whiny pussies that like to make a big deal about nothing, so they run their tap water through chinese plastic and chug iodine to get out those bad "heavy metals"

>>385573143
The health deficits are barely a problem. The water is 100% safe for consumption, considering that transporting resources throughout the US is a lot harder to do than in Europe and other regions.

>be american
>tab water lights on fire
great first world county you have there

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>>385572149
>eating your own shit

No dude.

>>385573537
>putting it in your ass instead of your vagina
Wtf dude

>>385572939
people breath ~6 liters of air a minute
if a cup is 3 cm cube,
if dust from air settles at .6 liters worth of dust per minute, then breathing for one minute is about as unhealthy as drinking water that's been out for a minute.breathing air sis not unhealthy so it's fine
source: estimates. prove me wrong

>>385573537
vaginas don't contain shit anon

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>>385572126
>9fag watermark
>calling others cuck

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>>385573648
>>385573694
I don't know what /y/ told you, but the yaoi hole dosn't exist.

>>385573537
>vzhukh
that magic noise is way better than whoosh
wtf i love russia now

>>385573648
>>385573694
>getting salty fish all over your face
gross

>>385573896
t.virgin

>>385573694

Hehe soetimes

>>385573681
dust is not what makes water stale, it's Co2 dissolving in the water which decreases its pH and makes it taste blegh because it becomes asidic.
Source: Biochemist.

>>385571894
>>385572651
It's not hormones that are the issue, it's highly reactive fluorides like hexafluorosilicic acid which will interrupt all calcium related functions, which do include hormone production, but also includes things like basic nervous system function and bones, obviously.

>>385571709
>an uncovered glass of water cant get stale, old or bad
Have you not heard of stagnant water?

>>385572914
>noselets
You must be a Jew or black to be saying such things. Either way, GTFO.

>>385573681

>breathing air sis not unhealthy

breathing all these dust particles is very unhealthy, but there's not much we can do, and the more shits like all you people get born the more dust there is fucking shit up

>>385571709
bro are you retarded? if you leave a cup of water on your desk dust and shit gets in it, taste also degrades too

no bro, water is best dranked within the first few minutes of being served

>>385571894
Alex pls go

>>385574403
subdeveloped human bean detected, genital size is actually closely linked to nose size

>>385574271
hexafluorosilicic acid completely hydrolyzes during the process of water fluoridation and purification, its not hurting anyone lol

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>>385574517
>not holding your cat over the glass and scratching her
>not throwing blankets around the room to kick up as much dust as possible
>not burning incense and dumping the ashes in the water bowl
>not putting your old, dirty, smelly glass of water next to an identical looking fresh glass of water and refusing to look at which one your hand grabs
>being this pleb

>doesn't pour some soda and fill the rest of the glass with water
soda last longer and water has flavor, is a win/win

>>385571709
I'm not a fucking hambeast. I don't need 4 liters of water every hour to survive.

>>385574791
>>385574271
Also, in concentrations large enough to do harm your water would taste fucking vile, not just "ooh that's a bit dusty tasting".

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>>385574823
excellent taste, my dude. another great option is having part soda part carbonated water.

>>385572026
America makes very nice biiiig drinking glasses. When its full I have to dunk my head in and slurp it up for while before its light enough to lift

>>385575028
Sup skeletor, sounds like you need to hit the gym

>>385574823
>drinking sugar water for hydration

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>there are anons on /v/
>in this thread even
>that don't regularly drink water
Enjoy your kidney stones.

>not just having a covered jar of water to pour whenever you want on your glass

>>385572992
>>385572471
>>385572278
I don't understand. Do these absolute fucking retards actually think "hard water" is somehow unhealthy? Do they have zero life knowledge whatsoever?

>>385575028
>manlytears drinks an from a sippycup

>>385571709
>having an open container near your PC

I use a travel mug so that there's zero worry about anything spilling on my electronics.

>>385575028
I usually clap to pass the time until it evaporates and then I can carry it

>it cant get stale
>what is carbonic acid

>not drinking rain water
It's literally free

>>385571709
>It cant get stale, it can't get old or bad, it doesn't smell, literally no downside to doing this
flies can do fly-by-shits.

>>385575287
They don't have enough heavy metal in them, bunch of fags \m/

>>385571894
I filter my water. But any sources on that?

>>385575103
I don't think you understand just how huge american cups are.

>Britfag can't fit 4 basketballs in his water bottle

Gtfo

>>385572698
Well why the fuck are you so compelled to leave drinks out on your desk you fucking faggot?
This thread has no purpose.

>>385572483
>not drinking multiple glasses of water per day
What the fuck man

>>385575431
If you're afraid of drinking filtered water with mineral content from your tap, just be safe and buy some bottled mineral water at the store.

>>385575287
>>385572278
they're probably under the impression that any trace mineral in water is bad, even though 99% chemically pure water is actually far worse for the human body.

>not keeping your water in a vacuum insulated steel water bottle
my water stays cold for hours after pouring it in from the fridge and doesn't need ice, with ice you can still hear it clank against the inside after leaving it overnight

>>385573896
That's what my ex gf tasted like.

Regardless of how healthy it is or not, hard water tastes like absolute fucking asshole.

>>385575182
I drink water and I've already had 2 kidney stones. They're not that bad.

>drink out the same water bottle for months without cleaning it out
>stick my finger inside the bottle and wipe around the inside of the bottle
>pull my finger out and it's green
>start drinking out a glass

>>385574267
But that won't make the water "bad", will it? It's still water, but it's not like a pond with an ecosystem, I don't think anything actually harmful is going to develop in a full cup of water just sitting on a desk.

>>385576579
nope, it'll just taste a bit acidic, a taste which people often misconstrue for dust. I mean, if you drink a fucktonne of acidic water forever and ever eventually your body's pH levels would start to shift, I guess? Then you'd be fuuuukt.

>>385576382
Tell me your secrets
I've been drinking tons of milk for years and I fear my benis is going to be split in twain when the time comes

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>>385571709
Oh shit a water thread? PARTY TIME BROS!!

>>385576382
idk my dad has had kidney stones and he said the pain from a kidney stones crisis was fucking unbearable

mosquitoes lay their eggs in stillwater dont they?
i normally just keep a cup in my room and then get water out of the fridge
dont leave water lying around that is gross famalam

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>>385571709
I do like to /sip/ when playing

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>not having a big block of ice to keep whatever drink you serve cold

>>385576990
most people dont have mosquitoes flying around inside their homes

>>385571709
>It cant get stale, it can't get old or bad, it doesn't smell, literally no downside to doing this and you will inevitably get thirsty while playing video games and having the water already there just means you don't have to get up
Literally every part of this sentence is inaccurate.

>>385575735
Source on pure water being bad?

>>385577886
it's not bad for you
minerals are just good for you

>>385576760
If you drink more water than you drink milk, or anything else, then you physically can't get them.

>>385576810
Kidney stones run in our family apparently because my brother and mom have had multiple ones. The ones I got were extremely tiny and pissed them out with no pain (and apparently without even realizing it). My brother had a big one and had to use ultrasound or something to break it down.

And yeah, sure it absoultely hurts, but it's not like CRIPPLING pain, where you can't move or anything. And painkillers help a lot too.

>>385577536

>holding ice in your hand and cutting towards your thumb

Dude looks like he knows what he's doing, but is that seriously good form?

>>385577980
my dad absolutely could not move and was immobilized on his bed until the ambulance arrived m8

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>>385577536
Fugg who knew ice could be so arousing.

>>385575738
IT'S VACUUM SEALED

>>385577709
>smelly stale old water
Pajeet, he's talking about what comes out of the tap, not when you're drinking Rasheed's washing runoff and fresh faecal matter from the Ganges

>>385578094
ur dad's a pussie
jk sounds honestly terrible I've had some bad pain in my life but if I had a stone in my peehole I would probably kill myself if I had to live with it

>>385578094
Well, he sounds like a little bitch to me.

>>385577536
It's both impressive to look at, and helps the bar skimp on alcohol since it takes up 80% of the goddamn glass.

I drink water mostly cause it's free.

>>385573785
thanks doc

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>>385571894
THE B I L D E R B E R G

>>385578209
The water in my country is clean. We do not go in the rivers.

>>385575443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8

i keep a 1.5l under my desk all the time
must drink at least 1 daily

>>385571894
>he doesn't want to turn into a gay frog

>>385572498
>not drinking Sugar-Free water

Seriously? It's like you want to get Aids

>>385576805
requesting the flavorfag image if you have it

GOWAD

Why would I do that when beer is available?

>>385571709
>literally no downside to doing this
You need exercise to keep yourself from the negative effects of atrophy. If you have to get up to get a glass of water, you are forcing yourself to exercise anytime you are thirsty.

>>385573537
He's probably a vegan, and I've heard shit is a good way to get your vitamin b12

I drink anywhere from 1 to 3 gallons of tap water a day cause I work outside in Florida weather.

>tfw my primary gamer fuel is diet pepsi
>literally just because I like how it tastes
Feels good. I'm not an ascetic waterfag, I get to enjoy flavor, but I'm not getting fat off of it. They've even debunked the cancer link. The only worry is like long term heart issues from caffeine, but that's way off in the future.

>>385579578
Gallon of water a day

>>385577942
>>385577886
Drinking absolutely pure water can kill you. All the water we normally drink – from taps, from bottles, from the garden hose – contains impurities which affect a property of water called tonicity. This is the ability of a solution to draw or repel water from ajacent solutions when separated by a membrane. Solutions that are hypertonic gain water, while hypotonic solutions lose water. Drinking water, which we usually think of as pure, really contains a whole mess of salts and sugars which make it slightly hypertonic. They also give water its taste. The cytoplasm in the cells of your body also have a tonicity. So, when they are exposed to hypertonic solutions, the cells themselves lose water and shrivel up. When they are in hypotonic solutions, they gain water, swelling up and bursting like a balloon. Absolutely pure water -with no impurities at all – is the most hypotonic solution. So, if you drink enough of it, your cells will start absorbing water. This disturbs the balance of electrolytes (electrically conductive ions) in your body. This is most seriously a problem in the brain, where water poisoning can lead to brain damage, coma and even death.

>>385579880
Diet sodas all taste like shit

>>385579880
Diet drinks are 99% water anyway. Don't tell water fags though...

>>385580156
Aspartame

>>385580187
Semen

>>385580187
not in diet drinks anymore

>>385571709
Blows my mind that some people say water tastes bad or has a weird texture.

If you have some kind of negative physical response to drinking water, that's your body telling you that you should not be alive. You are mostly made of water and you require water to live. If your body does not want to imbibe water, it wants to die.

>>385580308
Source?

>>385571709
Water gets stagnant and stinks though, plus, room temperature water is yuck

>>385577536
>Not using glorious Nipponese ice hand crafted and folded over a thousand times by master Nippon artisans for everything you drink
Fucking westcuck plebs.

>>385580631
I actually prefer room temp water, but that's mostly because my teeth are kind of sensitive and cold water can bother them occasionally. But drinking cold water does supposedly burn a few extra calories.

>>385580823
I use to be like that, had to eat ice cream with my molars instead of taking a bite with the front and drink slightly less than ice cold water, not sure what changed but now I just use the front teeth and absolutely love ice cold water

>>385574791
>>385574903
No it doesn't. pH heavily affects fluoride, the environment has to become more acidic before it will readily react with calcium, below 6.0 really. Why do you think the fluoride reacts with your teeth at all, despite there being calcium in the water?

There's nothing wrong with calcium fluoride of course.

>>385580631
You'd have to leave a glass of water out for days for it to get to that point, and really it's only going to stink if there's something weird with it to begin with.

>>385580908
You became a man. This other faggot is still a little sissy with little sissy teeth.

>water can't get stale

What, of course it can and will get stale. Water that's been sitting for hours doesn't compare to fresh water.

>>385581030
Dust settles in it, is why.

I usually just keep a couple of big jugs in the fridge with tap water and drink em when I get thirsty, can't stand room temp water

>>385580908
Oddly enough it's not my front teeth that are sensitive, it's my molars. Probably has something to do with still having my wisdom teeth, since a couple of those are kind of making their way through and pushing things around. My front teeth have never been a problem, I always bite right into ice cream with them. It freaks my friend out every time, he says I'm weird that I use my front teeth to bite ice cream, but I honestly don't know how the hell else I'm supposed to do it.

>>385580059
it's also garbage for your body, it's so shit that you're better off with the sugary version, especially if you're trying to lose weight.

>>385581096
Happens to water in bottles as well, though temperature is the major factor there. Warm water can't retain oxygen as well.

>>385580187
0 calorie sweets also fuck up your brain.

>>385576805

/thread

>keep glass of water out
>10 minutes later a cat is sticking it's fat head in the glass or sticking its paws in and licking them

>>385580059
Diet anything tastes like shit because they substitute all kinds of garbage for the small amount of sugar they remove. Diet/low fat anything is almost unilaterally worse for you in the long run than the regular versions.

>>385581417
>owning a pet cat

>>385578064
When you know how to use a knife you dont have to be afraid of cutting yourself

>>385581479
>Not getting a tight pussy

>>385581372
What the hell are you talking about? Warm water can't retain oxygen? So what, you think that when water is at room temperature, its no longer water? Because if H2O loses oxygen, it's no longer water.

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A superior drink for someone who needs energy.

>>385581548
That's right

I live in an earthquake prone city, leaving a full glass on the desk is just asking for trouble.

>>385572026
looks at him go

satisfying as fuck

>>385581417
What is the deal with cats and shoving their heads into glasses of water? I had cats when I was a kid, and I don't remember them doing that, but my buddy has a couple of cats that he got over the last year or two, and they both do it. Is it some kind of bullshit cat millennial thing?

>>385572810
>quit being a day

what the fuck

>>385581569
There's oxygen dissolved in water. As in, O2.

http://www.fondriest.com/environmental-measurements/parameters/water-quality/dissolved-oxygen/#5

Here, that shows the relationship between dissolved oxygen content and temperature.

>>385581603
Enjoy your kidney failure, I guess. I dont know how anyone drinks energy drinks, they all taste like actual shit and they're just about the worst things you can put in your body next to cigarette smoke.

Leaving an open container of liquid and owning cats is asking to have that liquid all over the floor at best and computer at worst, I use a thermos, stays cold that way too

>>385581548
>Tight pussy

So, what, the cat wears shades and pops 6 collars at the same time?

>>385581603
If you need energy, eat a banana. The potassium boost gives you natural energy, rather than relying on 40-something grams of sugar to jack your system up.

>>385581479
>not owning a pet cat
only people who don't like cats are niggers and closet homos. which are you?

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>>385571709
>It cant get stale, it can't get old or bad

>>385581417
my cats did this so much i started leaving out decoy water glasses

>>385571709
>not filling it with sugar so you get energized for intense gaming and preserving it for even longer

>>385581938
Someone with enough sense to not own a cat

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>>385581603
no fucking thank you

>>385582032
Caffeine, motherfucker. Won't make you fat while giving you energy.

>>385582020
Just use a tumbler with a lid instead of a regular glass. They'll still investigate it, but at least they can't stick their dumb head inside.

>>385582065
Nowadays you get them removed with a laser so they don't hurt, back when I was young that option wasn't readily available and my neighbour had to actually pass one and he told me he wouldn't wish that pain on anyone

>>385571709
I refill a bottle with tap water. I keep two bottles, so there's most always a cool one ready to go in the fridge. Also saves me from refilling ice trays.

Open glasses can get dust and shit in them if they sit there for extended periods.

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>Not putting your salt and pepper shakers in the fridge

Enjoy your salmonella

>>385582185
They can't always blast them like that, it depends greatly on the size and position. My mom and my uncle both had pretty big kidney stones within the last 3 years or so, and while the doctors attempted to blast them with ultrasound, for both of them the stones were too big for that to work, so they just had to wait and pass them naturally.

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>>385582163
knowing them they'd probably push it over just to make sure nothing was good inside. They won't go back to drinking out of a bowl anyway, so now they have their own dedicated water glasses

>>385582361
>salt and pepper

truly the plebian condiment, unlike the patricians choice of Montreal Steak Spice™

>>385582185
>sticking a laser wire up your dickhole
I'll have the water instead.

>>385582408
That's a pretty easy problem to fix. You give them a bowl of water and don't let them near whatever you're drinking from. Eventually they'll drink from the bowl, or they will die. Either way, your problem is solved.

>>385582020
My cat was raised by my sister and she used to leave a cup of water in her shower for him.
As a result if I don't leave a cup of water in my shower he goes and knocks down all my shampoo bottles and shit.

>keeping a lukewarm glass of water on your desk instead of having a cool pail of water in your fridge at all times so you can have a cold glass of refreshing and thirst-quenching goodness whenever you want

>not gathering rain water for free, pure, unadulterated water

Anyone else here on the /chik fil a/ hype train?

>>385571910
>drinking out of a plastic bottle
just kill yourself already

>>385582505
Why the hell did she pick the shower as the place to put the cat's water? Why not just leave it next to the food?

>>385582472
Well obviously

>>385571709
>it cant get stale, old, or bad
You're a fucking liar, anon.
If you leave a glass of water out overnight, it'll taste like shit from collecting all the dust in the air.

>>385582503
The thread is about just leaving a glass of water sitting out though.

>>385578064
It's safe as long as the knife is extremely sharp. Dull knife and you'll probably kill yourself though

>>385582602
That's actually illegal in a lot of places, with some pretty serious fines if caught. Plus rain water is pretty gross considering it picks up all the shit in the air.

>>385582647
Because it was easy to refill there and no worry of spills I imagine.

>>385572498

You just tell the bartender to put it on your

>tab

>>385582361
>salmonella
>growing on salt

>>385582786
But it's just as easy to refill the water at the sink. Hell, it's easier to fill a glass from a faucet than it is to put it in the shower and let it fill that way.

Your sister might have some issues to work through. I hope she doesn't have any kids.

>start drin king water ~4 years ago
>drinking 4+ litres of warer a day
>still fat
t-thanks

>>385583096
>>start drin king water ~4 years ago
What the fuck did you drink the rest of your life?

>>385583096
Drinking water doesn't make you thin.

Consuming less calories than you use makes you thin.

>>385577536
Oh boy, I sure do love paying $12 for a drink and getting a 6oz ice cube with .01 oz of alcohol in the glass. And I get to wait 10 minutes for it!

>>385574726

Source?

>My ass

How big is the nose on the man with the biggest dick in the world? Pretty average right?

>>385582602
>pirating water
poorfag

>>385582603
Took the train all the way to manhattan for an hour and 20 minutes long ride just to try chcikfila
it was good but nothing too beyond mcdonalds

>>385583156
coke n shit, my parents never had it and i dont think they realised how bad it was

>>385583379
Well it's still fast food, you can't expect too much. One opened up like a half hour from my house a couple years ago. I only go there when I'm going out that way for something else, so I've only been there 2 or 3 times. It's definitely better than McDonalds, but it's still just fast food chicken. The waffle fries are pretty legit though.

>>385583487
>my parents
is there a single fat fuck on this planet that can actually take responsibility for their own diet?

>have friend over playing Nier
>don't know how we got on the topic but he says he's curious what jizz tastes like but could never try his own
>says it's supposed to taste better if you eat pineapples
>I eat pineapple all the time
>get up to get something from the other room
>he says he's disappointed I didn't come back with a jar of semen
>ask why he'd want that when he could have it direct from the source
>he laughs and says whip it out
>I clam up and just play Nier

Do you think he was joking or did he want the d?

>>385583590
I don't think too many children are in the position to be doing the shopping and cooking, anon.

>not monster zero ultra sip

>>385583590
Habits are formed in childhood and are difficult to break. Sugar addictions may not be on the level of heroin but are still hard to break.

>>385583643
He wants the D. Playing it off as a joke just means having a defense if you're calling him a faggot.

>>385583658
are you telling me the only thing he had to drink was coke because he couldn't afford water? fuck off retard

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>>385583590
>guy your talking to literally says he started drinking water

>>385583667
There must be something wrong with me then, because I drank a shit ton of soda as a kid, but by the time I was like 14 I was just sick of it and stopped drinking it almost entirely. I kinda did the same thing with alcohol; I drank a shit load in high school but once I turned 21, I almost stopped entirely, except for the rare occasions when I went out to bars with friends. I'm in my 30s now and I buy maybe 1 12 pack per year, and don't even end up drinking all of them. I do like a few nice single malt scotches, so I have those, but I only drink them a few times a year. In fact, just tonight I had 2 fingers of a cheap Irish whiskey, and that was the first liquor I drank this year.

>>385583379
Grilled nuggets with superfood side is big time value

>>385583729
You understand that parents are generally responsible for the diet of their children, right? If Coke was what they always gave him, then that's what he drank. Did you grow up by yourself in the woods or something?

>>385582946
I guess I should specify she had a shower/bath, so she just left the glass under the tub faucet and turned the faucet on to fill it. Mine is also a shower/bath.

She has 2 kids and 3 step kids.

>>385583970
You're definitly an extraordinary case then. Consider yourself really fucking lucky.

>>385583590
lol i never reagularly drank water until i was an adult, it never occured to me :/ yes i will blame my parents xD

>>385583096
eat less nigga

like, have less easy-to-make food in your house and reduce your portion sizes

you can still eat what you want but only have a single scoop of ice cream you know?

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>>385583643
lewd

>>385584145
My problem is just laziness honestly, I go 20+ hours without eating a lot of the time and then I just eat a bunch of garbage. It's my own fault, but I guess it's what happens when I have no schedule/routine.

I appreciate the advice though, hopefully I can still fix my embarrassment of a life.

>>385584064
>You understand that parents are generally responsible for the diet of their children, right?
...it's not like he didn't have access to a sink you fucking idiot. Unless his parents were force feeding him coke from age 3 there's really no excuse to be still drinking that shit after middle school

>>385584145
Ain't nobody ever been satisfied by a single scoop of ice cream. Might as well not even have it if that's all you're going to have.

The real solution there is have a few scoops, but then don't have any again for a few weeks. That, at least for me, is far easier than trying to convince myself I enjoyed that one tiny scoop.

>>385583560
>The waffle fries are pretty legit though.
Really? Maybe it was just mine but I thought they were kinda undercooked.

>>385584328
Your parents also form your perception of things. If they tell you the water from the sink is shit (think idiocracy - "water? Like from the toilet?") then that's what you believe.

Also, in many areas, tap water actually is shit.

>>385584326
Weaponize your laziness. Buy some granola bars and peanut packets

The key isn't necessarily just eating less, but that helps. What you want is stuff with less sugar and carbs and more fats/proteins to keep you satiated longer.

>>385584328
You do realize that when he said "I started drinking water", he didn't actually mean he just had water for the first time in his life, right? Generally what people mean when they say something like that is "I started drinking water on a regular basis/instead of sugary drinks/coffee/whatever"

I'm sure he drank water growing up, it's very likely that he just preferred Coke.

>>385584443
Well I'm sure they vary from location to location. The one I've gone to has had real good waffle fries each time I got them.

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>>385583643
bruh

you missed out

>>385584328
>No excuse to be still drinking that shit after middle school
What if I told you there are millions of adults in this very country who drink soda on a daily basis?

>>385584492
>Your parents also form your perception of things
Like when you notice that your parents are fat unhealthy fucks due to their shit diet?

>>385584328
Why the fuck would he just suddenly stop drinking coke and start drinking sink water for no reason when not even his parents are drinking it over coke?

>>385584827
they dont have an excuse?

>>385584494
Fats, protiens and fiber. Fiber goes a real long way to feeling full longer, plus it'll keep you regular.

>>385584871
Like when you don't notice that because they've been overfeeding you like hell and keep doing it, so you're already a fat fuck by the time you can choose your own diet as well.

>>385584346
different strokes I guess

it works well for me to have rich, tasty food but in small portions, but I imagine it'd work better for others to have a single cheat day every week or two to just get all of that out of their system

>>385584929
The excuse is they like it

>>385584948
Yup. All about knowledge. Basically mostly those, oatmeal, water, black coffee and grilled chicken wraps from wendy's are the majority of my diet. Down about 50 lbs since march, really recommend it.

>>385571709
>drink from a glass of water
>leave it on my desk for a few days
>go to drink it again
>rim of the glass smells like shit
>realize this is what my breath smells like

>>385583214
At that point, you're basically paying for the show.

>>385585146
50lbs in that short amount of time sounds a little extreme, but if your doctor says that's healthy then good for you, man. I hope you can keep it up.

>>385584882
>>385584978
Dunno, bother my parents were smokers and I realized very early on that it was a disgusting habit that was making them sick. I understanding being fat as a kid because your parents fed you shit, but the information is out there and a fucking cursory google search from any rebellious teenager is enough to swear off soft drinks forever. Plenty of kids go on stupid fad diets (or vegetarianism) on their own accord. "Muh parents" excuse holds water till you're about 14, at which point you're old enough to start addressing the problem.

Talk about the fat fuck defense force though.

>>385585218
Well that's what it smells like if you don't brush your teeth and use mouthwash for a few days.

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>>385581603

One of the guys I work with drinks 2-3 of there a night, I just don't understand. We're both unhealthy pieces of shit but those things make me feel like I'm going to die.

>>385585260
Yeah, that's true.

Of course, a shitty drink at a shitty bar costs $12. A drink from this guy is probably at least $20.

>>385581901
>implying I dont drink the sugarless kind nig nog.

>>385585523
>A drink from this guy is probably at least $20.
dunno where the webm is from, but clubs in manhattan routinely charge over that for cocktails. if its from some super five star chink bar i wouldn't be surprised to see that filled with $100 a glass liquor

>>385585396
Considering where we are, it's very likely that the anon this argument started over is only 15 - 17, so he very likely only just started selecting his own diet recently.

>>385571709
>glass
>not an objectively superior non disposable water bottle
Worthless

>>385585327
>doctor
can't afford healthcare desu
around 1500-1600 calories for 2500 tdee roughly for the most part until I started going to the gym

This is fucking easy.

>take a break from soda for a while
>come back
>it's repulsive, can't even finish one glass
I used to think people were lying about this, but it's true. That gross, fizzy feeling almost makes me sick now.

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so /v/ whatcha drinking right now? Pic related, tried this tonight and I like Mickey's more

>>385585569
Sugarless energy drinks still have a ton of really bad shit in them. Think about it, they remove the sugar but still give you the same effect. They have to be replacing the sugar with something equally potent to do that, and it's probably not a blend of B vitamins and potassium.

Read the nutritional facts and ingredients next time you pick up a can, it might make you think twice about drinking it.

>>385585431
Well at least you can take comfort in the knowledge that he's going to die 30 years before you.

>>385580059
>>385580156
>>385580187
>>385581321
Yeah this bullshit. I drink diet soda every day and I lost 30 pounds in 8 months.

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Use one of these mutherfuckers to get hot water and expand your stomach for hotdog eating contest. You can also use it for instant ramen too. Shit is pretty cash

>>385585715
Well just be careful then. Losing a ton of weight in a short amount of time can actually be pretty dangerous, depending on how you do it and what kind of health you were in before you started. Depending on how overweight you are to begin with, a lot of doctors will recommend only losing 2 - 3 pounds per month at first.

I keep three glasses of water on my desk at all times.

>>385581843
>having cats that jump all over your shit
Give them areas to climb and discipline them properly. When I'm home they don't climb on tables, countertops, or anything.

>Not drinking juice

There is both water and fruit in juice, it's double healthy

>>385585765
I drink ole english if i want to be ignorant in the games i play

>>385586172
Also, fruit sugar. Enjoy being fat.

>>385586125
Yeah, I'm eating more now anyway to compensate for the gym. Was only 240ish at 6'1

>>385581938
I own cats and I wouldn't recommend it. They're douchebags and there is absolutely no room for error with them. Leave anything out and expect it to get fucked up. It's weird that people argue that they're so low-maintenance. You have to constantly be on those fuckers, and if you're not home a lot then they will have no manners.

>>385586142
My friend just got a kitten and spent like $80 on a cat tree for it and has been trying to get it to climb that instead of going on the table and stuff. Then his wife will yell at him and tell him the cat is welcome on the table, even while she's putting dinner out. She's actively sabotaging that cats upbringing, and I don't know if I should be trying to interject and correct her when she does it because she's not my wife and it's not my cat.

>>385586172
Fruit juice has just as much, if not more sugar than soda.

Eating a piece of fruit is good. Drinking 10 pieces of fruit all at once is bad.

>>385577229
Assault, Mixxd, Lo-carb, and M-80 are kino beverages.

Green and Khaos are alright

>>385586404
Girls are notorious for that shit. It's "cute" or whatever when they're snooping and begging. Fuck that though. Before we got our youngest cat who will scarf his entire bowl of food in three minutes, I used to just leave food out and top it off. My older cat knew better. If we sat down to eat, he'd go over and eat his own food if he didn't want to be thrown across the room.

>>385586381
>muh fruit is bad meme
fuck right off kiddo

>>385586390
It really depends on the cat.
But in general, a cat will follow you but only if it respects you.

>>385585674
>>385585523
>>385585260
>>385583214
>>385577536
>>385578064
>>385581512
>>385582752
>>385578138
>>385578307
>>385580697
why not just pour the alcohol into a cup made of ice?

>>385586390
Cats are best to be raised from when they're kittens since they have a bond with you.

>also implying that dogs don't do that.

>>385586652
Alcohol melts ice very quickly

>>385586652
Because the purpose of the ice is to melt and dilute the strength of the drink

>>385586390
My cat doesn't do shit aside sleep. He's the laziest fucker to exist.

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>>385581816
>they're just about the worst things you can put in your body next to cigarette smoke.
I'm not so naive to say that it's healthy or 'not that bad' for you body, but there are far, far worse things you can put into your body than smoke. straight edge fags can be some of the dumbest fucks to walk this earth.

>>385586679
Oh, you need to pay attention to dogs too. I just always thought it was weird how cats are always treated as the pet you don't have to work with. Dogs at least can only get to certain places.

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>mfw I get my water from a well
people who have come over have actually said the water at my house tastes better than their city garbage
feels good being the master race

Room temperature water is gross

>>385586601
I did suggest they feed the kitten when they eat since it was being a terror every time they tried to sit down for dinner. Somehow that thought never crossed their mind. They had the cat on its own schedule for food, so of course when they're eating halfway between it's lunch and dinner, it's going to want a piece of whatever they're having. Thankfully they took that suggestion to heart, and apparently it worked.

The only reason I even suggested it was they were both complaining about the cat harrassing them. The table thing with the wife contradicting my friend bothers me, but I don't know if it bothers him so until he says something I'm just going to keep my mouth shut.

>>385580039
so basically pure water just quenches your thirst faster than impure water?

>>385586804
>>385586732
so why not thicken the ice to a volume where it won't melt based on the amount of alcohol in the drink, they're expers after all

>>385586842
Cigarette smoke contains arsenic and shit. You'd be hard pressed to find food that is worse for you than that.

>>385587121
I just said that you want it to melt, plus most people wouldn't enjoy holding a glass made of ice.

>>385587031
it overloads your capacity of water, disturbing your chemical reactions, which essentially poisons you.

>>385587121
I actually had a mold thing to make ice shot glasses. It's not nearly as neat in practice as it seems on paper. Ice is slippery, very cold, and again, alcohol melts it very quickly.

If you drink anything but water or unsweetened coffee I guarantee you're a fat fuck.

Cya!

>>385587373
>no tea
>no whisky
ummm sorry sweetie but could you please turn in your man card at the door? thanks hun

>>385571896
>Not having a jug of ice water

How is this discussion allowed on a board dedicated to discussing video games?

>>385587948
I think a thread every once in a while encouraging people to eat/drink a little healthier should be allowed. We have a very sedentary hobby, the least we can do is try to eat a little healthier.

>>385571709
>Not keeping iced water on your desk so you can drink the water AND let the ice disolve to give you more water

>>385588119
Ice tastes fucking awful once molten.

>>385588119
>Letting the ice melt
>Not chewing on it to satisfy your urge to eat crunchy snacks

>>385587948
If you want to optimize your play, you would be advised to optimize your health. Physical health absolutely impacts mental health after all.

>>385587373
>If you drink fresh fruit juice you're a fat fuck
>If you drink herbal tea you're a fat fuck
>If you drink milk you're a fat fuck
>If you drink tonic water/seltzer you're a fat fuck

Jesus christ stop. As long as you don't chug soda or alcohol you're fine.

>>385588186
>Destroying your teeth

>>385588284
Soda or beer, really. Whiskey is less bad for you than beer, and vodka has almost nothing bad in it at all.

is Gatorade bad for you?

>>385587948
>discussing healthy habits to compliment the fairly unhealthy hobby that this board is dedicated to
>fatties get triggered by any discussion regarding nutrition/health

>>385587948
threads about video games are fucking cancer

>Have a red well pump at work
>To stay in character we have to drink from it with silver tankards
>first time I hear that I think its the nastiest shit ever
>Get some water from the pump first day
>Its crystal clear and better tasting then any tap water i've ever drank
>I can't even stomach normal tap water anymore now

>>385588284
You can drink alcohol though, you just can't drink a lot of beer without being a fat fuck (also mixed drinks which have a shitload of sugar).

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>>385588284
>look at a bottle of tonic water
>mfw 32 fucking grams of sugar per serving
>cokes 39 grams
>mfw its that fucking close

>>385588360
If your teeth are so bad that chewing ice ruins them, then you've clearly been drinking so much soda for so long that there's really no point in making any changes since youre going to be dead within 5 years anyway.

>>385571709
>>It cant get stale, it can't get old or bad,
Yes it can.
You should have a bottle with cap on your desk all times.
And you should switch bottle, or use the bottle to pour with so it doesn't accumulate germs.

>>385576382
I had to pass a staghorn calculus last year and I unironically begged for death.

>>385571894
>he doesn't own a water distiller to get out the pharmaceutical residuals

lol what a fucking queer. enjoy your birth control in your water

>>385588548
>mfw americans think sprite is 'tonic water'

>>385588553
>projecting

Its a proven fact that no matter how good the enamel chewing on ice degrades the bones. Keep doing it and you'll eventually crack the shell one day. worse than candy giving you cavities

>>385588435
Yes and no. If you drink it as intended, that being during/after heavy physical activity, then it's good for you since it replenishes electrolytes and has a good balance of water and sugar. If you drink it while sitting around doing nothing, it's basically the same as drinking soda.

>>385588521
Where the shit do you work?

>>385571916
>not drinking it all down on purpose
Enjoy your weak as shit immune systems. I haven't had a cold for years.

>>385588548
Vodka soda. Only way to go.

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>>385588651
Colonial farm. It's the red thing by the door. Dispenses water straight from the ground.


its also very old so earwigs like to try to get in it a lot, but they just want water, so it doesnt affect the source. but sometimes the pressure pushes them into the cup, which is more annoying.

>>385588610
even the euro version is 17 grams of sugar per 12 fl ounce. shits fucking nuts

>>385588615
>It's a proven fact
Source? I've never heard this from a dentist in my life.

I drink melted butter but it's okay I'm on a keto diet. Currently losing two pounds a week.

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>>385571709
I keep a thermos of cool water (not iced) next to my PC to drink out of each day.

>>385588809
>earwigs
These bugs trigger me like no other. I fucking hate these things.

>>385588890
Apparently they fly too. Never knew that till one decided to go buzzing out the pump into my face.

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>>385571709
>glass of water
>glass
yeah no thanks. i'd much rather have my water stay cold for 24 hours.

>>385588809
I was thinking that all sounded kind of cool until the earwig part

It's hot as shit in my room, any beverages will start cooking in here so I either have to chug it or drink it outside my room

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>>385588832
>mfw my sisters husband does this shit
>he puts like a quarter of a stick of butter on each meal
>eats bacon with it
>...hes lost like 60 pounds

im convinced it works as long as you follow that shit to the fucking letter, its crazy

>>385588923
Dude that well might be radioactive. I think it's mutating the earwigs.

>>385588942
They come around in summer for some reason. They live in the woodwork of the pump itself (where all the piping is) but ebcause the woods old they sometimes crawl up to the surface of it. You can see them on the top dispenser sometimes, but they rarely eevr get onto the spout. Even worse, Kids drink from it with their lips or hands on our field trip days

>>385588990
Is your room the inside of an oven?

>Not having a minifridge under your desk to keep your PC cold as well as your drinks and snacks

Honestly.

>>385589090
It might as well be, during the cold season it's the coldest room in the house and vice versa during the hot season.

>>385589072
At least you get to chuckle knowing some dumb kid is going to suck down an earwig some day.

Whats your favorite gaming snack /v/?
>Cocktail shrimp with french vinegerette, Garlic her bcrackers and Havarti cheese with water or starfruit juice.

>>385589090
hes a small planet, a sun orbits around him

>>385589090
not him but my apartment can easily get to 90F+ on a 70F sunny day because of shitty construction/insulation and the sun beating down. i have to have the AC running 24/7 even on a 65F night because the inside is always 10F+ hotter than outside.

>>385577536

I thought he was going to make a cup out of ice. This is just a big ice cube who gives a fuck?

>>385589198
I kind of know that feel. My room is on the North end of my house, yet for some reason it stays about 4 degrees hotter than the rest of the house almost year round. That's nice in the winter, but in the summer it can be a bitch to get the temp down past 75.

>>385588284
I have a hunch you are one of those guys who drinks a shit ton of snapple or diet soda and thinks its healthy.

The reality of the matter is that water is basically the only health thing to dink. Honorable mentions would be black tea, black coffee.

I have a fridge next to me full of whatever the fuck I want, Water/alcohol/redbull/coke

What is the point of this thread

>>385589458
We don't all live in your room

>>385589458
Do you think every thread on /v/ is directed specifically at you?

>>385589448
>caffiene
>healthy

>>385589448
>I have a hunch you are one of those guys who drinks a shit ton of snapple or diet soda and thinks its healthy

You'd be entirely wrong on that hunch. I exclusively drink Iced water, Iced tea, Apple/Orange juice, Blended fruit drinks and virgin pina coladas.

>>385589605
Caffine is healthy in small doses. It helps circulation.

>>385589448
diet soda isn't "healthy" as in it isn't doing you any favors to drink but nearly all of the claims against it are pseudoscience at best. artificial sweeteners aren't hurting you and are certainly much better for your health than drinking 120g of corn syrup.

>>385588925
What is up with people and being babies about the temperature of their water (and food)?

>>385589664
See all those fruit drinks, especially blended ones, may as well be soda, what with all the sugar they contain.

>>385589667
yeah just like you should drink a glass of red wine every day right

>>385572117
Is that one of the receivers they sell? How is the quality? I've been thinking of getting one for home defense—I live in a predominantly black neighborhood.

>Buy one bottle of apple juice
>Make it last up to 2 weeks
>Dad buys 5 bottles of soda
>Gone in the first day or two

What the fuck dad.

>>385588996
Yeah man. Turns out carbs are literally the devil. Keep them to the absolute minimum and your body just melts fat. The science is getting more and more clear on it every day.

All the meat and fats and champagne you could want, AND it's good for you. Start eating like a king and give up peasant foods like wheat and starches.