When pushed, this button will remove one feature of your choice from all video games in existence, from now until the end of time.
What gets removed, /v/?
politics
Microtransactions
Fall damage.
>>385540747
fpbp
>>385540713
Social Justice catering.
>>385540747
That's not a feature.
>>385540845
Also not a feature
>>385540713
American influence
multiplayer
>>385540713
Microtransactions.
Weapon / equipment degradation.
>>385540775
This.
>>385540869
found the le-reddit sjw phone poster
>>385540713
Either on-player created servers or developer-ran ranked matchmaking. Both are fucking cancerous to modern multiplayer games.
>>385540713
Motion controls
>>385540713
loading times
>>385540929
this, but only for non-cosmetic content. Purely cosmetic microtransactions are fine
>>385540869
Some people buy games specifically for politics, so it's a feature.
>>385541103
The only people who do that are butthurt /v/irgins though.
>>385540713
Horrible AI
>>385541062
No, fuck you. Absolutely fuck you. Unlockable/Random drop cosmetics are infinitely more fun than having to pay for them. Microtransactions are NEVER good, you fucking dumb cunt.
>>385540713
Ping being represented as a bunch of ambiguous colored lines instead of as a number of milliseconds.
Seriously, fuck that deceptive bullshit. 150ms isn't 'green'.
Fetch quests
>>385540990
Notice how I wasn't disagreeing with your opinion. I was merely pointing out it doesn't fit the parameters established by the thread. So you're really kinda that guy who bring his personal politics into everything.
Stupid ass crafting systems
>>385540713
Minorities.
controls
Single-player
Jojo references.
>>385541204
>random cosmetics are fun
Regenerating Health
Corpse runs.
>>385541442
They're more fun than microtransactions, that's for damn fucking sure.
>>385540713
"Soulsian"
Anything developed with the intent of aping the Souls franchise disappears, including the Souls games themselves.
>>385540775
spbp
upvoted and given 4chan gold ;)
>>385541204
I should probably have added in free-to-play games. I'm only okay with microtransactions if it's for cosmetics in an otherwise free game
>>385540713
Loading times.
You're welcome faggots.
>>385540713
Dlc you have to buy
Loot boxes / crates / generic pinatas.
>>385540713
Iron sights.
online multiplayer
>>385540713
anime/weeb shit
Snipers
>>385540713
Weapon durability
>>385541615
Loading times are not a feature, I appreciate the gesture though.
female clothing
The ability to save
>>385540713
Censorship.
>>385540713
Every single instance of the sound "Wahoo!"
>>385541273
>any potential future rerelease of Lufia 2 is suddenly 10 minutes long
Anything that requires money besides the initial price and real expansion packs
>early-acess, micro trans, DLCs
There is not a single thing you could pick here that would not at least result in one game being worse
prove me wrong /v/
>>385541918
The ability to continue in general. Gotta play that whole 12 hr game in one sitting
white people
>>385541326
id specify out-of-place crafting mechanics
there are some good games with crafting, the main problem comes when it's shoehorned in a game where it doesn't really belong
ex. Terraria vs. Fallout 4
>>385540713
Sadly, not 4chen
Star Trek-style beast races.
Go big or go home, MMO devs.
"Cinematic" gameplay
thank me later
>>385540713
my life
>>385540713
inverted Y axis. because fuck you
>>385540869
>putting black women in WW2 and Sci-fi wars/frontlines is not a SWJ feature
Competitive matchmaking
>>385540713
Generation Z
>>385540713
my virginity
Jews
>>385540869
Ask Biaware.
'Cards' in games that aren't CCGs - the most recent tomb raider, halo 5, forza motorsport 6, paladins etc.
>>385542092
I see nothing wrong with these.
>>385540929
>>385541008
>>385541175
>>385541967
>>385540713
Collectibles.
>>385540713
Any and all forms of "progression system" that isn't purely cosmetic, in everything that isn't RPG or slice of lifelike (e.g. Animal Crossing).
Recent example: Splatoon 2. Fuck off Nintendo, getting clothes is enough, but you can't expect a game mode like Rainmaker to work without giving people the option to take Ink Walls to shut off the short route. I mean, you didn't bother to let people pick loadouts when they see their teams.
Ubisoft
>>385540713
Jumping
QTEs
>>385540775
this
Executive meddling
>>385540713
locking game modes behind amiibos
>>385540713
fucking turn based combat
>>385542337
>Character customisation is an SJW feature
>>385540713
Microtransations.
Man. I don't get microtransactions in full price games but they hurt way more in MMOs. Just into the trash with 'em.
Paid DLC
>>385542725
Finally someone fucking gets it
>>385541621
Game you have to but
>>385540713
Quests/Objectives that carry the structure of "follow a path (possibly with detective vision) until you reach a group of enemies then kill them"
>>385540713
Fixed Difficulty
PC computers
>>385543118
There are worse sins that need to be killed first.
>>385543273
>Personal computer computers.
>>385543291
Not ones in the games I play
Chromatic Aberration
>>385540713
RNG.
>>385543505
There already is a button that removes that in the graphics settings in most games though. Well a checkbox at least.
Leftist propaganda
>>385540713fun
>>385543746
Shut the fr*ck up.
>>385540713
Quick time events
Although I have to say there's not as many QTEs as there used to be
>>385540775
>>385540929
>>385542939
This, strongly.
>>385540747
>>385540845
>>385541967
>>385543729
Regrettably not features, but design philosophies.
>>385540946
>>385541879
Vital to MMOs and shit with crafters where the only alternative is power creep.
Unles you mean like WoW's where it's just a pointless gold dump.
>>385541227
>"ping" dot color changes from green to yellow
>ping to Google's DNS server is 800
The fuck qualifies as red? Total disconnect? I don't need a dot to know when that happens.
>>385542315
>angry HoTaS noises
stream snipers
Straight white male characters.
>>385542551
>microtransactions
Only exists for comsetics and a special game mode in Halo 5, and they help fund free DLC, it'd be a worse game without that funding
>on-player created servers or developer-ran ranked matchmaking
Don't even get what this is saying, doesn't a game need to be one or the other?
>horrible AI
Doesn't count, that's not a feature, that's just executing something badly.
>censorship
Again, not a feature. And there's been cases where censorhip has led to better results, wuch as cooler outfits
>>385544095
only if replaced by Asian lesbians
This one's too easy -
Snipers from multiplayer online FPS games.
Every game with sniper rifles in it is less fun because of it.
>>385544183
I meant to say non-player created servers. My bad. As for the other people's posts, microtransactions are an objectively worse system of getting cosmetics than unlocks, and I'd rather they charge for substantial content DLC than for something that should simply be unlockable.
>>385544183
Some hot opinions thete faglord.
>>385544226
Put this guy in charge of diversity quotas.
>>385544248
The problem isn't the snipers, it's poor balancing.
>>385540713
Microsoft
>>385544405
It is near impossible to balance snipers.
>>385544405
You can't balance a long-range weapon in games that are always about mid to close range fights.
>>385540713
Stuns.
>>385544580
>>385544405
>>385544563
Tf2 has very balanced snipers
>>385544563
>>385544580
>slow ROF
>low ammo
>smoke grenades
>>385544248
literally this
your team's snipers
>10 of them camping as far away as possible
>0.05 KDR
enemy team's snipers
>3-4 as needed, scattered around the map
>20 KDR
>>385545054
That just makes sniper rifles less fun to use, whilst doing nothing to make dying to them any less frustrating.
>>385542821
why? there's a difference between good turn based games and menu navigating RPGmaker trash
>>385544019
>pointless gold dump.
>implying gold dumps are pointless
>implying there should be no material consequence for death
imagine an economy with less gold dumps
it'd be even more stupid than it is now
>>385540713
Remove updates
>games must be complete upon release
>early access model no longer practical
>no gradual alienation of hardcores
>>385540747
Politics are the definition of human experience. Was always in gaming ever since the first story was created and is a part of every medium. You take it out and none of your games will ever have good stories or meaningful mechanics. Just boring pong shit all day.
>>385540713
Rail shooter segments.
>>385545158
>makes sniper rifles less fun to use
Because they're not overpowered and actually have ways to counter them? I don't get your point.
>make dying to them any less frustrating
Anything is frustrating to die to if you don't actively avoid trying to die to it.
>>385540713
>>385540775
Dig further. Any form of DLC.
>>385542337
>Sci-fi is the problem
What games did this anyways? BO3 was a simulation and avatars, and you don't see the race of the women in IW so it couldn't be CoD.
>>385540713
amiibo support
Cosmetics
>>385540713
voice acting
>>385545780
>meaningful mechanics are political
Yeah I forgot how political Quake 3 was.
>>385542092
Microtransactions
checkmate
After seeing the post modern military shooters era there is only one way to fix gaming purge gamers and journalists and get rid of progression systems in games that aren't rpgs.
>>385540713
Modification protection of any kind.
Mods are what spawn true innovation, methods of killing mods are making games stagnant and killing gaming.
>>385540713
If it can be called a feature then DRM, if not - paid DLC or microtransactions.
>>385540713
Framerate
>>385546865
>>385546894
Going full freetard is going to require a creative business model.
>>385545816
>Because they're not overpowered
Correct. The only way to make a sniper rifle fun is to make it overpowered.
>Anything is frustrating to die to if you don't actively avoid trying to die to it.
Actively trying to avoid dying to snipers results in gameplay that is not fun.
Turret sections. There has never, in the history of video games, been a fun turret section.
>>385547484
You keep using this "fun" word...do you even play video games? They're not supposed to be fun.
>>385547424
Modification protection isn't freetard.
It's not even anti-drm.
It's just that the game files aren't designed to be impossible to work with and there isn't stupid always-online shit for games that don't need always online.
>>385547604
>>385541204
>Microtransactions are NEVER good
They are good because they generate income for the game after its launch, which allows the developers to keep updating the game, rather than ditch it in favor of making a new game so they can make money.
mouse smoothing
>>385540713
Bloody screen so real
>>385547484
>fun
>>385547735
And they do so by exploiting the idiocy of lowest common denominator consumers and aggravating enthusiasts who know better than to pay for shit that was once a basic unlock.
>>385542363
This desu
>>385540713
Paid lootbox activation such as TF2 crate keys and etc. Free boxes are okay.
Grinding
Jews
>>385540713
gameplay
Too bad someone already pushed it
>>385544183
On the topic of censorship, the ideal solution is to leave it up to the player's choice.
>>385548029
aggravating autists*
It's either microtransactions or back to horse armor DLC that splits the playerbase, which do you think is better?
>>385540805
This. "No Fun Allowed" The Game Mechanic.
It should stay in some realistic-ish games though.
>>385548445
That's right. People these days have no sense of brand loyalty hell id pay 100 maybe even 200 for some sloppily made cosmetic armor to help my favorite devs keep making the games I love
>>385548445
I'd rather go back to the pre-horse armor days. I know that's not realistic but maybe if someone pushed the button for microtransactions...?
Any sort of ability to download stuff.
No more dlc bullshit. No more half finished games that they will "finish later with updates". Either sell me the final product or get out of the business.
multiplayer.
shut the fuck up
>>385549081
No.
>>385540713
By God it would be crafting. Every fucking game these days have it and all it does is extend the gameplay doing menial shit to get your reward. Most games don't even do anything interesting with it, just get W,X,Y to get Z. Y btw has a 1% drop rate on a super hard and tedious boss and you still need to go out of your way to get W and X after slaving for hours to get Y. But hold on a minute do you have the recipe to craft the whole thing and the crafting skill level to make it? Well then I guess you gonna have to craft a bunch of stupid shit to get to the point to craft what you actually want. Have fun wasting more hours doing repetitive tasks to collect worthless junk to craft your stupid iron daggers so you can craft the ultimate Z. Crafting systems make me wanna tear my hair out Everytime I see one because I know it's just there to artificially extend the play time of the game.
>>385543374
Don't be stupid. He meant "politically correct computers".
>>385549028
I'm cool with this.
>>385540921
This. Nothing good ever comes of burgers touching anything. Keep them away from vidya, it will be for the best.
>>385540713
Online multiplayer.
>>385544993
>>385540713
PCs
Anyone that doesn't say micro transactions is a full fledge faggot
What's worse: always online and other such shitty anti-piracy measures that gives game life expectancies or microtransactions? I mean, there's so much more to choose like VR, waggle, stupid gimicks, early access, leftard shit, but these two are real bastards.
>>385547594
It's true, but there are not many games that do this. Or the ones I can remember at least.
I don't recall any fun sewer level also.
>>385540713
quick time events
>>385549517
As someone who has put a lot of money into microtransactions, I disagree as long as it doesn't affect the gameplay.
The ability to start in any way.
>>385545780
What was the thesis of Qubert?
>>385544183
>And there's been cases where censorhip has led to better results, wuch as cooler outfits
Yeah. I'm certain Krauts and Aussies really appreciate not!Hitler and cowboy outfits in Bravely Second.
>>385540921
This wasn't a problem until about five years ago. And at least American developers have made plenty of good games over the years, unlike whatever backwater country you come from.
>>385551471
Whoops, also meant to reply to >>385549371 as well