>PSE 2017 >"And now, we at Sony have a very special

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What is this PS All Stars 2 meme going on? This is the 5th topic I've seen on it

>PSX 2017
>Yoshida comes on stage
>"PlayStation isn't always cinematic experiences"
>Suddenly a child dressed as Spike and someone in a pipo monkey costume comes to the stage
>A number 4 appears on screen
>"Ape Escape has returned"
>The person in the monkey costume takes it off, revealing to be a girl dressed as Kat from Gravity Rush
>"And they're about to do a collab with Gravity Rush 2 as well"
>The boy then grabs the girl's breasts and starts to take off her clothes and fuck her
>Yoshida tells him to stop
>Only to get raped by other people wearing pipo monkey costumes
>The audience then comes to rape Yoshida as well
>And so does the boy and girl dressed as Spike and Kat
>And so does an actual monkey, that ends up ripping off his face
>Then, Yoshida falls dead
>With someone dressed as Knack fucking his corpse

>>385524137
Some dude claimed to be an info leaker and said Game Arts or something is working on it.

>PSX 2017
>"We have new and exciting things to show you, have a look"
>"WORLD PREIMERE"
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>"WORLD PREIMERE"
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>"Wasn't that great, thank you for joining us"

What game will he be hinting on his shirt this year

>>385524386
Just described every Xbox conference for the last 3 years

>E3 2018
>Microsoft conference
>"And now something we're sure you'll really love, we have a special guest with a very special premiere"
>Screen dims
>WORLD PREMIERE
>valve logo appears
>Source engine logo appears
>The Lambda logo fades into existence
>Crowd is going fucking nuts and murdering each other in anticipation
>fades out to a developer conference showing all the dudes who work at valve
>"We've heard your pleas, we've been working on this one for a long time, and its been a fun ride"
>"I always thought Half-life was an amazing series, ever since I grew up with the first, I was just like, Wow.. this is a game."
>"I um like, never played the originals but I was like soooooo excited when I heard i'd be getting the chance to work on a legendary project like this."
>Screen pops up with text "TEN YEARS IN THE MAKING"
>"A DECADE OF WAITING"
>Gabe newell shows up on screen
>"You've all asked for it, and we've delivered it. I'm proud to say..."
>Several slide cards
>"GORDON FREEMAN"
>"RETURNS"
>5 second pause
>"TO MOBILE PHONES."
>"HALF LIFE GO."
>Free to start in 2018, join the rebelion."

you actually typed all that unfunny shit out as a joke on an Internet forum

>>385525267
Actually it was copy pasta'd from another thread

>>385525324
nice damage control

>>385524046
not reading all that shit

When is the next Sony handheld being announced?

>>385525779
When they force an homeless brown skinned teenage girl to marry an animal abusing little boy.

>>385525025
you forgot

>three super cranes collectively engage in the world's largest and most delicate performance of tandem industrial ballet to lift the roof of the building away, allowing the billowing enormity of GabeN in all his glory to be mostly realized within the shaky confines of the auditorium as he is carefully lowered into the building
>one of the crane operators, giddy with anticipation, judders his controls as his mind gives way to the euphoria
>GabeN is dropped unceremoniously, bringing the cranes down with him, crushing several thousand spectators
>Yet, as his eternal form kisses the Earth, the screaming that could be heard emanating from the crowd was not that of horror, but rather of the purest ecstasy such as Mankind has never known and perhaps never shall again

>>385524046
>PLAYSTATION ALL STARS 2
>Crowd keeps cheering
You're delusional as fuck.

I would be happy if they made a PlayStation All Stars 2. I bought the first one about a month ago during the gamestop pro day thing and I've been enjoying it quite a bit.

>>385526487
How could they improve it

>>385524752
>but xbox!

>E3 2019
>Nintendo conference
>"and now for something exciting, something that many fans have dreamed about.."
>Screen dims
>WORLD PREMIERE
>screen stays dark a little more
>grunting noises
>sound of steel scraping along the wall
>FROM SOFTWARE
>4k 60fps gameplay, a blood borne hunter kills some unknown, new enemies
>crowd goes fucking wild, several people faint, people on /v/ have trouble solving the captcha because they shat their pants
>screen goes black again
>crowd still cheering
>"yep, thats right folks, with our friends from FROM SOFTWARE and Sony Entertainment.. we will now.."
>4chan 404's
>"we will now.. offer exclusive bloodborne amiibos for PS4, all while bringing amiibos of your favourite sony characters to use with your switch!"

>>385527665
And then, Candy Kong fucks Spike

>>385525025
I want that to happen.

Not one post in this thread has been funny in the slightest

>>385528095
With yours being the least.

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