I want to rip this fucking bitch's head off. I've tried

>>385468065
you just gotta coast right behind this furry yiffing bitch, then mash the buttons like a virgin trying to finger a clit.

Now go get that cheato page dumbass.

>>385468374
Tried that, didn't work.

>>385468607
You gotta mash man M.A.S.H.

>>385468065
Going slow and then mashing at the ends works, believe me.

I mash with my index finger instead of my thumb, which works pretty well until my hand gets tired.

git gud at button mashing

>>385468065

she's got rubber band AI, you need to stay a bit behind her until the last stretch or she'll go full speed and win everytime

Aside from staying behind until the end, try taking something that can slide over the buttons easily - I think I used the back end of a sharpie - and slide it repeatedly over the button. Usually faster than trying to tap it.

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>>385468065
buy a turbo controller

>>385468065
i feel ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYtN8XGuYM8

i beat it by vibrating my thumb to turbo mash

>>385468065
Go slowly, stay behind him, dash at the end.

>>385468065
By the way, Rubber band AI is very common among arcade racing games. If you want to beat the higher levels of difficult, you need to learn to stay at second position until the very end.

You, the AI cheats.

>>385472623
Meant "Yeah, the AI cheats."

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>>385472439
>him

>>385472753
She (he)

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>>385468065

>wanting a fair race in order to get a cheat code.

>>385473490
Never thought about it, but it makes sense. lol

Maybe its a developer joke, about cheating Rubber Band AI.