>that one scout in full lime green that destroys the

>>385445834
>that one soldier with a pocket medic who uses a lenny bind after every kill

>that one guy who doesn't use any cosmetic items, doesn't talk in chat and destroys the whole team

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>>385445928
>that kid who spams binds everytime he gets killed

>>385446032
literally me

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Heres an idea
split the rescue ranger in half

Revert all the negatives
the new one lets you heal for free
its the same old rescue ranger
but no sentry pick ups
you still take mini crits if you pick up your building (this could be changed if its too weak)

This stops people from blue balling players when they're about to destroy a wrangled rescue ranger sentry


The other version lets you pick up your sentry for free, You can also pick up metal if you shoot it, and you restore your sentries health whenever you pick it up. and there are no minicrits on pickup.


yes

>that one 6s roaming soldier that only plays hightower

>>385445834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXFGlUWYT38&t=7s

>>385445834
>spectate him
>he's so blatantly cheating his aim is snapping around like a mouse trap but no one on my team even noticed because they're all fucking mouth breathers
>votekick: 1 yes, 11 nos

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>leave capturing the point to me

>>385445834
Honestly at this point it's such a meme I wouldn't doubt that a decent Scout player would dress like this just to smurf the enemy a bit.

>>385446731
Why is that Heavy wearing Scout's clothes? Where is his Sandvich?

is tonight...?

>rocket jump above the map and fall ontop of a door
>get instantly bodyshotted the second my toe hit the top of the door

god why are there so many fucking hackers. its like 1 every 4 games.

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>>385446253
that guy who says "Ow" every time he dies

>>385445834
>that one mei who keeps blocking off your spawn point

>>385445834
>trader mains
>destroying anyone but f2p pubbers

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>>385445834
>playing dustbowl
>i'm on blu
>suddenly the faggots on red decide to all go medics, wm1 phlog pyros and buff banner soldiers with one spy
>entire team spawncamps us for 7 minutes straight
>our team desperately trying to fight the soldiers and pyros
>spy starts feeding on free stabs while we're preoccupied with the solly-phlogs
>round eventually ends
>i've been moderately fine with this whole situation, staying calm no matter how annoying it got
>suddenly, a singular "ez" appears in chat
>someone on red sent it
>it was the single fucking spy doing nothing but leveling up his strange knife
>flip my shit and close the game
>mfw

>>385445834
>Lime scouts
>playing well
Has the Pyro update come out in your mystical alternate universe, OP?

>>385447172
>the reason TF2 is miles better than overwatch

>Gregor has joined the game

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>>385447884

>>385446731
fatass atleast cosplay heavy

>>385445834
>that one scout who used to setup a kill on everything with his sandman

That was me. Too bad the game shat the bed a long time ago.

I'm on a quest to collect every single weapon in the game (apart from the promotional limited ones)
What's the fastest cheapest way to do this

>>385448271
Played the game since it came out

Weapon reskins were a mistake. Things like Nessie's Nine Iron and the Pan, where they have new models but bring no changes. Thoughts?

>>385448271
Scrap bots.

>>385448271
scrap.tf

>>385448615
the fucking wanga prick

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>people talking shit because i run stock with most classes having no cosmetics
>destroy them
>"hahah f2p Xdddd"
>they chat everytime you kill them

Is the Party Van server set up by a Spanish OP still up
If so what's the IP

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>run around as fat scout
>destroy the whole team

>>385448996
51.15.13.7:27015

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>>385448806
Shitters can't handle the girth of stock.

>>385449159
Thanks anon

>>385445834
WHAT TEAM IS THIS SCOUT ON?!?!!?

I wish I had even a single hat for my Medic.

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>that one scout in full mommy's credit card art style breaking cosmetics destroying the entire enemy team
>stop him in his tracks with your vanilla scout

>>385449293
He's no longer constrained to "red" or "blue."
He's ascended into pure fragging

>>385449383
hats cost less than 5 cents on the market, juan.

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>>385449193
killstreak, strange stock weapons a best

Buy an item from the store for like 10 cents (increased weapon drop rate if you're premium). And go on scrap.tf to trade extra weapons for new ones.

>>385449159
Shit man this is dead

>>385448615
Promos are fine in this regard imo.

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>>385449419
>mfw I pocket the vanilla scout with the vaccinator

>>385449545
since when did they start selling hats?

>>385449419
it's always the people in full blown cosmetics that are just outright mediocre

explains a bit, doesn't it?

>>385449383

Give me your steam profile, I can give you one I just craft

>>385449768
iron curtain looks fucking delicious

>>385449667
But anon there's TWO people in there right now!

>>385449610
>Play engie at turbine
>Leave sentry with another nested engie
> Go to the middle of the map
>Kill others with strange stock shotgun at close range and pistol at long range.
>No one even get to Intel room
>"anon, why aren't you defending the Intel?"
I am, you bambling idiot.

>>385449985
sure
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198067247704/

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>>385450040
>>385449768
>>385448615
>untradeable promo-items

>>385449667
>its dead
but theres a player on it

>>385449962
Not always. Usually it's the guy who goes all out for example, my friend has 2 unusuals but sucks at the game. Me and my other pal have full cosmetics for all classes (except my spy) and we are pretty good (I've been playing since a week before it was free).

>>385449768
Only the sam and max ones

>>385450156
And that's how a single demo can take out a nest without even trying.

>>385450160
If more people join I might play but I'm tired as fuck so maybe tomorrow

>>385450374
The demo still has to go through the engi in mid and the rest of the other team. I swear all demos act like hot shit but you start walking to them they start freaking out.

>>385450205
>mfw i've been playing the game way before it went F2P but I don't have any unusuals or any cool cosmetics

>>385448806
But that's the enforcer in your pic, anon

>>385448679
So i just checked this and holy fuck this is gold
Thanks anon

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>>385450740
ENFORCE THIS
*hon* *hon* *hon* *snort*

>sold my off-level strange weapons for real money, including some level 0, level 99, level 100 ones
>right after this, all the killstreak shit or whatever comes out and nobody cares baout off level stranges anymore

haaaaaaaaanh

>>385450717
I used to have a bit more stuff but I started selling the more expensive stuff to buy my girlfriend some games for the recent summer sale.

There is no greater shame than failing to kill a sandwich eating Heavy.

>>385446620
but then everyone would use the building heal gun instead of the sentry teleporter

it would be the equalizer split all over again

I can't find any pictures, if you describe and name a Medi gun, what does it look like to the person being healed?

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>>385450864
Nice knife frenchie

>>385451032
not really I'd use the teleport gun on offense, or I'd use it for quick building shit picking up ammo across the map.

it would be godly to just snatch full metal packs in unsafe locations.

>>385451130
Fuck that was supposed to be a gif of the spys head getting blown off. Fucking google

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>>385451390
>>385451130
Why dont you just give up pardner??

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>>385450205
>Play TF2 on console
>I started playing on pc after the Sniper vs Spy update
>I suck at the game
>and now I suck even more after a three year hiatus

>Ally Scout has Bone Juice equipped
Oof my bones

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>>385451618
No I wanna do a cool comeback. Ah fuck it. Take a look at this cool sniper sprite I found.

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>>385451821
hey, thats pretty neat

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>>385452070
I see you liked it. Thanks m8

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>>385452383
Appreciate it!

>>385446731
Nice hustle, tons of fun, next time eat a salad

>>385453079
EAT IT FATTY

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>>385452757
No problem, wanna play a song together?

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>>385453169
sure thing pal

>>385445834
>that GibusVision sniper who wrecks your team to fool everybody

>>385449014
dude I was fat scouting with you on 2fort 2 days ago!

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>>385453292
WATCH OUT! THAT GUITAR IS A SPY!

>>385445834
>when an unintentional market garden connects

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>>385453586
whats a spy?

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>>385453692
WOAH! COOL HAT AND GLASSES! I have a pair just like them.

>>385453668
>when you really want to headshot their medic berfore he ubers
>hands move by themselves and suddenly the medic is dead
>check the team to see if anyone else is playing sniper or amby spy

>>385453692
>>385453907
>f2ps entire exposure to tf2 will be through pyro land

>>385453954
I try to do this intentionally and i end up shooting a passing bird

>>385451096
The new name appears on the healer box

the sandman is the best weapon in the game

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>>385454056
I'm not a f2p, look I got this super cool badge which says that I'm a true mercenary of TF2

>>385454330
>tfw unironically use the shortstop/guillotine/sandman combo and terrorize heavies
Being on the receiving end is no fun though.

>>385454393
>tfw you were getting kicked by gold fags because they didn't want shitters on their team
>people always say the F2P update ruined the community

>>385454393
i'm still pissed that the beta medal looks almost the same as the silver one.

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Share your best kill cams.

>>385453147
I AM OWNING YOU YOU FAT BALD BASTARD

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>>385455315

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>>385446710
Funny, something similar just happened to me
>playing with an absurdly good scout
>think nothing of it, he's just wearing the gibus ironically or something
>he switches to the other team
>is hitting literally every shot, especially with his pistol
>pocket a heavy and destroy him
>next round, he goes sniper/amby spy and headshots the fuck out of everyone
>the competent heavy goes afk and get kicked
>go soldier and kill him a few times before the round ends
>next round, soldier from other team switches to help me out
>they push to second, I kill the sniper and run back to go engy
>other soldier went engy too for some reason, but thank christ
>10 seconds later, amby spy is suddenly whipping out headshots left and right
>ask him how he knew we were engies
>"oh, I just main spy is all"
>me and the other engy proceed to turtle super hard and win
>check his playtime, 500 hrs
>that can't be right
>check his achievement progress
>20,000 hrs as sniper, 60 hrs as spy

>>385446253
>Someone on TF2 keybinds "kill confirmed" every time he kills someone
>If you do the same thing to him, he has a separate keybind that says something along the lines of "if someone copies my keybind, you know theyre mad"

You fags still play tf2 to even know what this shit is? What are you doing on /v/?

>>385454437
yeah it fucking sucks getting clobbered by it. ive mastered ball placement on PL_goldrush from both sides, all points. i can land the ball on nearly every hit from spawn to the jersey barrier on snipers/respawners and vice versa. really ruins someones day for awhile

>>385455501
>20,000 hrs as sniper, 60 hrs as spy

well that explains why hes so good

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>>385455315

>>385455552
What FPS do you play anon.

>>385449383
>He doesnt have a Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

>>385455704
this happens every single time

either I have 40 hp while on fire or I have just enough to die ontop of the health kit

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>>385455315
spy kino

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>>385455315

>>385455704
i seriously think tf2 has some sort of hidden mechanic to ensure scouts die like this

>>385455702
>lol he's just really good/playing on an alt, just git gud
uh huh

>>385454393
>i immediately deleted this from my inventory after finding out what it meant

>>385456027
>20,000 hrs on sniper

thats why hes good

>>385446032
>no cosmetics
>just my grizzled veteran badge from autumn 2007 because MUH NOSTALGIA
>play a bit every couple of days
>I'm chill with people, they're chill with me
I got a nice thing going.

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>>385455315
Why are 90 % of spies so shit

>>385455941
>*teleports behind u*

>>385447305
you're autistic if you can't handle seeing someone type two letters
it's two
fucking
letters

>>385447014
No. Its never the night, Valve stopped the update. Its not coming.

Give me the best spots to rancho relax on

>>385456428
So one can only be offended by the intent of another person if they elaborate that intent with a ten page philosophical treatise?

>>385456203
Because to nullify them all you need to do is turn 181 degrees, something you can do in a centisecond.

>>385456584
On the cart, you useless meme loving fuck.

idle taunts were a fucking mistake

>heres this thing you can buy that makes you sit around and do nothing
>no were not advocating being useless or anything

no I'm just saying you're a pussy

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>>385455315

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>>385455315

>>385457257
The sad thing is that there's inevitably going to be more when the new update finally hits.

>>385457810
>valve removed the talk icon

I still don't get this

>>385457810
>sprays can no longer be seen in pubs
This makes me sad.

>playing 2fort to relax after five games of 5cp
>Go my buffalo Steak sandvich and Gloves of Running urgently heavy
>Go into enemy sewers and run up stairs after eating the steak
>Start punching all the people leaving spawn and killing the snipers
>Later on hold the steak out like I am friendly
>As soon as someone comes nearby, eat it then punch them

>>385458064
>I never enabled sprays so sprays are disabled

>>385458064
what seriously? what the fuck

>>385458064
of all the changes they made to TF2 over the years, this pissed me off the most. the fact that CS:GO didn't have sprays was what kept me from buying it

>>385458123
You're a bad man.

>Play Heavy
>Play on the objective like everyone should
>Cause enough butthurt enemies taunt when they kill me
>Don't give a shit, top the chart and win the game
>lol, anon, you are such a tryhard xD
I hate you. I hate you so much.
I reinstalled this game because the Pyro update made me hype but having to face this kind of people or, even worse, having this kind of people in my team are killing my will to keep playing the game.
>But anon, stop playing pubs!
No, fuck that, I'm not going to lose my mind by playing the same pre-made composition of classes over and over.

>>385458153
I mean, if you happen to have a particular spray already in your spray history, you can see it, but otherwise no.
I believe they were disabled because of fade in sprays potentially granting players an advantage, like that popular sniper one.

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>>385447884
>Gregor has joined the game
>Gregor has joined [your team]
>Gregor has been autobalanced to [other team]

Sprays work just fine for me.

>>385456203
Don't blame spies for shitty hit detection due to high pings.
>Be right back someone
>Knife even does its animation
>Click mouse
>Failstab
>Guy turns around
>Dead

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>>385458318
Don't be upset just keep winning.
In the end you're winner.

>>385458534
You can still spray, it's just that the sprays of other players aren't visible unless, as mentioned, you've seen them before and they're in your history.

>>385458645
Is this only on valve servers?

>>385458534
in matchmaking you can spray just fine, but others can't see it

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>>385455504

>>385458534
They don't for me.
I can see my own spray in rare occasions but it disappears after five seconds.
Plus I can't see other people's sprays.
And yes, I checked all the options and I should be able to see them.

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>>385458324
I made a fade-in spray where it turned into the message when you approached. It was beautiful.

What's with everyone binding "Random Crits are fair and balanced" all of a sudden? They even spam it if there are no random crits

>>385458683
Yes. Community servers are still fine.

>>385458318
God forbid someone wants to play the game as intended rather than toss sandwiches and go through the same couple taunts over and over again. Laugh taunts after each kill until they leave is the only suitable punishment for these kinds of people.

>>385458619
That cute snek made me calm down, thanks

>>385458318
Just say "Looks like you need to try harder then"

>>385458318
>Play heavy
>Tryhard
This makes no sense to me. Heavy is a slow class in a fast paced game with nothing like rocket jumping to boost his speed. How do people even die to him?

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>>385447884
>Gregor has joined the game
>Gregor has joined your team
>Havoc has joined the game
>Havoc has joined the enemy team

>>385446731
Is this what fat scouts aspire to be

>>385456049
>I ran out of space and deleted the badge and gibus
JUST

>>385455279
>tfw I'm in the golden sweet spot
>tfw I didn't even fucking know what TF2 was I just bought the Orange Box on a whim to kill time at college
>tfw 3k hours
>tfw haven't played in years but still feel smug about the golden badge and Soldier medal

>:)

I miss the days Heavy could cure himself by dropping a sandwich.
On a side note:
>Sandwich VS Shotgun
Which one do you use?

>>385459012
Sandvich if they are focusing me to at least help my team, shotgun for that fat scout gameplay.

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why doesn't matchmaking create balanced matches /v/?

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>>385455315

Why do there always seem to be 2 TF2 threads up at a time instead of just one?

>>385456203
Valve hates the Spy and does everything they can to nerf him into the ground.

>>385458234
>he doesnt know about paid sprays

>>385459218
is this what 60 fov looks like?

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>>385459352
>Valve are now using the same jew tactics as those shitty community servers.

>>385459308
Ah, so the opposite of Soldier.

>>385459283
Because one is usually "TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT" and the other is something else.

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>>385449014
>not having your cosmetics equipped in order as they appear from head to toe
I know it's just my autism but it legitimately looks disgusting any other way

>>385459529
even worse, since at least on those servers you could pick any spray you wanted

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>>385459352
>it's literally graffiti

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>>385455315

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how big is your medal dick

>>385457810
hey that looks like me!
>those sprays
>those cosmetics
its definatly me?

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>>385457891
>all talk on
> be invisible spy
>open mic
>everyone sees you because a text bubble is over your head

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>>385447884

>>385449789

>Pocket soldier friend with vaccinator and be completely unstoppable

>>385460040
to be honest that shit is just funny

and if thats the problem just allow servers to disable it when all talk is on.

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>>385459921

>>385457891
I really hate they did this. It's harder to tell who's talking and to connect voices with cosmetics/classes. What's their reasoning? Some bullshit about Spies? How about you just buff them you dumb shits instead of taking the rest of the game down?

>>385459921
How did you even get in the beta anyway?

>>385460256
Pre-order. So all people who have beta metals are truly beta for supporting the pre-order cancer. Go figure.

>>385456428
Thats one of my tisms couldn't be a more leveled person outside of games but I'll just rage for no fucking reason, gets better with age though

>>385460251
>Some bullshit about Spies
or just fix it instead of plastering it with a bigger problem.

Like autobalance, jesus

>>385459921
i wish i had this medal, i played it since the beta but it was in a friends computer, i only got to own a copy many years later when i was able to buy a PC because i was a poorfag.

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>>385456428
>someone calls soldier "solly"
i legitimatley rage and feel anger

>>385460671
Why.

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>>385460326
I suppose I'm not that bad then, I remember not wanting to preorder because back then I was really against buying digital, but now I have almost 1000 games on steam so I guess I'm cancer now.

Also, because I'm phoneposting (sorry).

>>385454393
I hate that I was 2 months away from getting a silver medal, that shit doesn't look good

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>>385455315

>>385460671
THIS!!! I get so f*ckking mad when people call HWG "the heavy" like no you stupid f*kc it's the HEAVY WEAPONS GUY omfg

>>385460671
everyone fucking does this

>>385460840
I'm just upset that everyone gets this medal.

>>385460142
KYS
Y
S

>>385460326
valve was the good shit back then, it was an easy decision to make. except for how they fucked over the fortress forever guys by surprise launching a beta within a week of them launching their mod

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>tfw only joined in 2010 so i get the Mercenary badge

>>385460965
Wish they could update it for people that at least joined back in 2009-2010 days could get something different since that was around all the class updates(besides pyro and heavy) and you got to experience it first hand on release and everything. Those were some good times

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>>385460878
>>385460871
>>385460770
>>385461010
>calling HWG "hoovy"
>calling engineer "vagineer"
>saying spy in a shitty southern USA accent
>calling scout "scunt"
>calling medic "healslut"
>calling demoman "human"
>saying sniper in an aussie accent
>calling pyro "W+M1"
>calling soldier "solly"
ISHYGDDT

>>385461180
>tfw I joined in 2009 so I get the mercenary badge
>inb4 that guy that was on the exact date the cuttoff happened but it was like 2 hours too late

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>>385455315

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>>385459921
I know the mercenary medal isnt supposed to be that special but it would feel better if they didnt give it out to everyone who plays the game

>>385459950
Probably. It's from the party van server.

>>385461278
>pairing all the dumb ones with the normal one

I bet you get mad when people say engy

>>385461278
What if I am australian and it is the only way I can say it?

>"stop pressing E!!"
You have to be autistic for this to bother you.

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>>385459950
reminder that you save all the sprays that you see or were just used on the server in general

>>385461432
>tfw I say this so medics will actually follow me
>they don't and they uber some other F2P idiot

>>385461378
>aussies
>playing TF2 with anyone other than abbos
you can say it if you have the acent but you arnt a TRUE austrialian
>#stolengeneration

>>385461485
how would i get them? someone had a spray of some nice asian tits and i want the image, i just recognize those sprays though

>>385461278
Or maybe I call soldier solly because I can type that faster than the full word.

>>385461590
its in a file in your tf2 folder

I don't know the exact name but it has the VTFs and maybe VMTs of all the sprays.

its insane really

>>385461719
found it

\Team Fortress 2\tf\materials\temp

>>385461817
>>385461719
but how do i "open" the files? i need VTF edit?

SCOTLAND

>>385461857
yes, its stupidly easy to use so don't worry.

>>385461721
this game got ugly

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>>385461721
jesus

Valve servers are still gone, right?

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>>385461921
fug, last time i used VTF edit it took forever

>>385461906

>>385459921
Its a Mercenary from Sept.23th 2010.
almost a year before it went f2p
tfw felt insulted for buying it.
I still love you though

>>385456428
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385461985
>fug, last time i used VTF edit it took forever

how, you just double click the file and export if you want a different file type.

You don't have to fuck with VMTs or anything

>>385459921
Still upset that preordering on console doesn't retroactively get you something.

>>385462042
>f2p players get the medals and the purchase hats

like seriously is there any bigger fuck you, besides how ugly the hat is and the fact that there is an even better version.

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>>385455315

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>>385455315
"pssh...nothin personnel...kid"

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It still hurts.

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Hey /v/,
yore
ugleh

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>>385455315

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>>385461932
yup

>>385446253
>Random crits are fair and balanced! :^)

>that one engy who micspams music the whole game and goes like 6/20

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>>385461721
This is the future you chose.

crit chance should start at 0 for all non melee weapons.

then ramp up like normal once you deal damage.

>>385462489
>no lime
Trashed.

>>385462559
how about we throw crits out the fucking window except on melee weapons altogether?

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>>385455315

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>>385462730
>tfw get instakilled by minigun crits half way across the map
every fucking time

>get a crit
>feel satisfaction for about a second

>get critted
>get mad and really uppity because it cost you the game or the point or anything

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>>385455315

>>385462838
>peak the corner and then go back
>heavy crits insta gib you

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>>385462595

>>385462470
People who wear this shit are free kills, I swear.

>>385462878
>get a crit
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA GET SHIT ON
>get critted
Meh I probably would've died anyway

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When did they let Sniper wear a Pyro hat

Why did they let Sniper wear a Pyro hat

>>385462995
>>Meh I probably would've died anyway
>complain anyways

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>>385462995
>>385462878
>crit someone
>they have a "random crits are fair and balanced" bind

>>385463040
The creator put it on sniper as a joke and Valve just threw it in

Is there any way to idle anymore?

>>385463040
wasn't that the one where the author was making a statement about QC being non-existent?

>>385463076
>they have a meta bind about the binds
>there are other people that have binds about how original those binds are
>there are also people spamming random crits are fair and balanced and other variations
>and a few lenny faces here or there
>the chat is nothing but bind spam with an occasional "4 fucking snipers?"

>>385463181
and then people defend it by saying the creator shouldn't have done that in the first place.

>>385463145
yes
step 1: join server
step 2: walk away

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>you will never get a strange gunslinger

I even filled out a specialized killstreak fab for it

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>>385462878
>fire crocket into the distance
>get kill 3 seconds later
>taunt
>*DEAD* guy who ate crit: fuck you
>guy who ate crit has disconnected

i hate unusual effects so hard

>>385446032
>>385446397
me except i use party hat, audio file, proof of purchase, or gibus (just to piss them off). sold everything that wasn't untradable so i could buy games + get stranges of every weapon.

>>385463145
If there isn't then I'm not sure why else there are 20 populated idle servers on the browser.

>>385463206
so fucking accurate it hurts. Its not even like there's 15 people doing it, there's just one complete ass hat that has to let everyone know how clever he is for binding and he does it the whole fucking game.

>>385463206
You forgot the one dead top-scoring guy screaming in teamchat to get them to defend the objective

>>385463349
>tfw I taunt after every crit kill no matter the circumstances
>they get mad
>tell them what I do
>they get even more angry

>>385458945
I miss my gibus

>>385463291
>>385463404
I thought you had to manually accept new items before you got more? I haven't played in about 3 years.

>>385463360
you just inspired me to do this

cosmetics can fucking wait, daddy wants some new weapons

>>385463416
>that one guy that that starts ragging on him for not even contributing

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give me a hat and i'll try to make a good set out of it

>>385463514
That only applies to trading. Item drops don't have any of that.

I want sprays back
I want fun weapons unnerfed
I want matchmaking removed and all the competitive clique to fucking kill themselves
I want proper seasonal events with free gifts
I want hats to randomly drop again
I want crates to be fucking removed or at least let you scrap it
I want TF2 to be fun
REEEEEEEEEEEE fuck Gaben and fuck Valve

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Average spy main

>>385463532
i'm trying to collect one of every available weapon anyway apart from skins, festives australiums etc
so any cosmetics i end up with after that, i'll keep

>>385463686
hat's still randomly drop, i got the large luchadore out of nowhere a few days ago

>>385463686
>I want hats to randomly drop again
I got the Sniper beard yesterday

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>>385463610
good luck

>>385463686
>I want hats to randomly drop again

They do, I've seen at least 4 hat drops this year

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>>385463610
I FOUND YOU, FAKER!
Combat Slacks.

>>385463808
>>385463842
well fuck I dont think I had a hat dropped in like 4 years. They mustve lowered the chance greately then

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>>385463690
Holy fuck, my sides

>>385464004
reminder that if you wear the moonman hat set you are dutybound to put a demomen killed strange part on your knife and revolver

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>>385464004
not that anon but I already have a set using those.

>>385463916
wanna discuss mlp

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We doing loadouts?
1/2

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>>385464519
forgot image

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2/2

Reminder that if you don't make your Heavy a fat Imperial Commissar with a shotgun named "Heretic blaster", you are doing it wrong.

>>385464598
Meh, it's well enough for what I gave you.

>>385445834
>join a server with a good map but only a few players
>rest of the server leaves except for 2 dudes who constantly stack teams against me
>i kill them every time when they're not a medic pair
>they run vaccinator+heavy combo and are unkillable
>after a while they call me trash and leave

i hate groupfags, especially when they go out of their way to play unfair and then act like hot shit

>>385464628
>>385464547
The fuck is this mushroom bullshit? When did they add that?

>>385464669
>he doesn't want to play as fat commando

>>385464728
I don't even know anymore. I wake up one day and suddenly a bunch of faggots are running around with pink kittens hanging all over them, this shits spiraled out of control and we can only go along with the ride now.

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>>385464669
well damn

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>>385464728
Pretty recently.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Toadstool_Topper

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>>385464004
have visited church, anon?

>>385448806
>this is what f2p plebs think

>>385451618
Why don't you just SHUT THE FUCK UP pardner?

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>>385464547

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>>385464547
yes

>>385461303
"Omae wa mou, shindeiru"

"Nani!?"

>>385464142
>name the weapons after moonman albums
>knife called KKKiller
>ambassador called KKKriminal

>check community market
>everyone is selling keys for more than in the Mann Co. Store while everyone else is requesting them for less money
What are they trying to achieve here?

>>385465380
Free market rules, baby

>>385464908
>KGB
>not Conscientious Objector with swastika decal

>>385465380
There's always idiots who set prices for anything at some ridiculous inflated number. Go look at any vintage hat: $1.90, $1.96, $2.05, and then scroll a couple pages, $300.00
always.

>want to get a sign
>realize I don't have any classes I play where I would actually use it
Anyway, should I buy a key to see if I can unbox a Plumber's Cap?

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>>385464943
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8a/Cm_soldier_pregamelostlast_rare_04.mp3?t=20160711005018

>>385465534
>not abusing auto trade bots for free added values

>>385465173
ha,i get it

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>selling keys on the market
>realize I can buy specific cosmetics and make about 50 cents profit from a 2.50$ key
>too lazy to do all that and just take the 2.15 I can get from direct market sales

You know what I miss? When I could trade a key for 7 dollars of cosmetics and make a killing on the market.

>>385459308
gape said spy was his fave

>>385465332
>rename phlog Kike KKKremator

this thread made me relisten to whitetopia
fire shit bro

>>385466329
Die

Is there even one(1) good medic chest/body cosmetic? There's some nice hair and the accessories like the Feelinbeterbager are nice but there's nothing that isn't horribly overstated for the main coat

>>385466885
Daz Fantzipantzen

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VICTORY!

>>385456085
>playing sniper
>good

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>>385464547

What's even the point in having two cosmetics that are just the TFC medic's vest but in different colours? Why not just paint one?

>>385466885
The medical mystery.

>>385466163
>Sniper Rifle becomes Kristallnacht
I miss that mod

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You're on the point when this guy slaps your med's ass, what do?

>Get bored of playing PubG, h1z1, overwatch or whatever flavor of the month bullshit
>Come back to tf2
>Have tons of fun

How is this game still fun after 1200 hours but OW is boring after 20?

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>>385468098
Kill him, pick up his rocket launcher, kill him again and screencap his butthurt in chat.

>>385468259
>IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU PEOPLE?
says the guy contributing to destruction of TF2s art style.

>>385468259
you can feel the red hot autism radiating off of this post.

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>>385445834
three little words: get fucked, nerd.

>>385468259
>three thousand dollars
what

>>385468121
I don't know, but the fact that this is the case is unfortunate. Once TF2 dies there will be nothing else that could replace it.

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>>385468259
>it's fair to get lucky and craft a Wrench
>it's not fair to kill someone through sheer skill and take their weapon