Why is there no game about Jesus? Imagine high speed action

Because that sounds fucking shit.

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>>385419071
Mite b kewl

Someone never played The You Testament

>>385419071
Conservishits will send their retarded buck-toothed brainlets to kill you

DmC

Only Judas betrayed him you know. And he killed himself later. One denied knowing Jesus three times.

>>385419071
Ninja-pirate-cyborg-Jesus I suppose?

>>385419071
Satan is the last booss? Lucifer is the second MC?

Someone just post the cover of an SMT game already.

>>385419071
because that would be the equivalent of making a game about the Buddha where he does nothing but fuck whores, snort coke and eat junk food

>>385420182
That would be a great game

There should be a game featuring jesus as the protagonist that plays sort similarly to No More Heroes. Jesus has returned to purge physical embodimentsof sin corrupting the world that take the shape of demons/ghosts ect... With the seven deadly sins and lucifer as bosses.

During downtime you have to help people and perform miracles to engender kindness from strangers who let you stay in their homes and feed you as well as flushing out sins.

>>385419071
Madness: Project Nexus.

>>385419949
flip it. lucifer is the bad guy in the bible. satan is like a judge.

Give it to Platinum...or Wisdom Tree.

>Jesus Saves
>game where you go around saving people from accidents or whathaveyou
>get style points for the more intricate saves

>>385422592
would be neat with a ghost trick style system

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>Literally play as God
That would be a boring game. Instead you should play as a soilder for the resistance during the Tribulation. Have it like you respawn like in shadows of Mordor, because unless the antichrist has you beheaded, you'll just keep coming back to life like a prophet.

Only if you break character.

>>385419071
Idk why Marvel doesn't make Jesus as superhero
If viking pagan fantasy gods can be in Marvel, why not christian epic fantasy fiction god