>What I remember about the rise of the Empire is… is how

>>385383215
>What I remember about Battlefront threads on /v/ is… is how quiet they were

Man the story of the 501st is prime vidya territory. Gimme that shit every 5 years and I'd keep buying

>>385383215
WATCH

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>>385383215
>you will never hear this for the first time again.
I miss 2005. I still play BF2 on my ps2 and pc. But I'll never experience it like I did in 05

>>385383215
I miss it.

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>What I remember most was the sound of wrist rockets

>>385383215
They really could still capitalise on this kind of storyline, interesting, morbid and emotional, but they won't, since they need to sell star wars toys of Mary sue and Kylie Min- Ren.

It's a shame that creative thought concerning the star wars universe is dead.

>>385385030
I liked Rogue One even though I can only remember a couple characters from it. TFA was good visually but storywise boring as fuck.

>>385383215
>Mind
>Control
>Chips

>>385385030
I think they're starting to go back to this with the new battlefront, don't quote me though

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>>385383215
>YFW they breached the Sea Wall

>>385385232
Rogue one was a bit of a whimper in terms of plot and rewriting star wars history, but the movie was at least fun to watch, I was just annoyed at the end of TFA, and couldn't understand why people were raving about a straight up rehash, (nostalgia vision?). Probably cus I've watched every movie a dozen times, and don't think a rip-off episode was needed to bring the series back into relevancy.

>>385385412
That mission took me 4 tries to do my first playthrough, Hoth was a bitch as well. Replayed the campaign recently and I can do Hoth in 7 minutes.

>>385385637
That mission with the Jedi Library can make my piss to a boil. Fuck that mission

>>385383215
>Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word.
This is actually the only reason why I like the brainwashing over the chips and why I really enjoyed hearing that when I first played the game

That line implies that the Clones all know they are doing something fucked up. That there is a very good chance that they are in the wrong, but they need to put their trust in the system, and with that each other. If a man voices his opinion, that may get to the man next to him and he falters in battle and people suffer.

The chips creates a different type of tragedy, one that hits after the fact with "what have I done?" as opposed to the "Please forgive me as I pull the trigger" the old way did.

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>boot up battlefront 2 for the first time in years
>play a galactic conquest
>12 hours later finish the last faction's GC

Where did the hours go? Holy shit

>>385385507
Paid reviewers and people wanting to be apart of the hype no matter how choreographed it is

>>385385730
I passed that first try

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This deluxe model is the only thing standing between you and a bloody death, trooper, so you best show some respect.

I'm probably the only one autistic enough to notice the Utapau demo from the RoTS bonus disc has one very noticeable command post difference.

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>>385385902
Rule 32:Never say no to bacta

>>385385741
Tbqh brainchips was the explanation star wars needed, but didn't deserve.

Lucas was so intent on wrapping up the prequels he didn't think about the emotional aspect beyond muh anikan. It would have gone a long way toward making episode 3 better if he had Obi-Wans clones let him go due to their conscience, and maybe a sub-plot about palpatine being unhappy with clones making their own decisions due to stronger minds from their template or some shit and choosing regular conscription, fear and brainwashing instead.

I think it'd funny L4D2 released a year after L4D did and the same goes for the good Battlefronts and EA shit. The added mobility in 2 was definitely a big plus and that RoTS released in that span so they could actually continue where the first games clone campaign ended since the devs were only shown Kashyyk scenes.

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>>385383215
>Developers of EA: Battlefront II
>Nobody has ever done an in depth look on the Empire's side of the war

R E D F L A G S
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>>385385902
>Temuera Morrison will never voice the clones ever again b/c they want Boba and regular clones to sound different even though that makes no sense

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>>385387231
WE'RE GOING BACK TO OUR ROOTS

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>>385387319
>Female MC
THEY BROKE NEW GROUND!

>>385387254
How your voice sounds isn't down to pure genetics, the air you've breathed through your whole life, your lifestyle and the voices of people around you can influence it too.

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>>385387254
the new guy is a great voice actor though to be fair, gives each clone a different personality

>>385387708
Honestly, Ive been pretty divided on this. On one hand, it seems weird to me to not use that original voice actor. On the other hand, Ive actually heard the new actor play the role longer then I heard the original actor.

Its one of those, no matter what decision the developers make, I think they would be justified, and I would ultimately be happy with it either way.

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>>385387521
In Star Wars context that's fucking retarded since Leia is basically the end all be all female MC of sci-fi next to Ripley. I think George got it bad because 20-30 years of hype will sour anything.

>>385387708
He does a different inflection based on which clone is talking. I'm a sucker for actors playing multiple characters if done well and I laugh my ass off to the thought of one guy sitting in a room talking to himself like how Futrama and TCW did it.

>>385388017
I was just Drake & Joshin', Anon. The whole circle jerk for the Battlefront 2 EA campaign has really been getting on my nerves.

>>385387708
He does a better job conveying the brotherhood aspect of clones. Though to be fair temuera hasn't gotten the opportunity to do a lot of clone to clone communication.
In fact bakers job in battlefront 2 is almost enough to get me to look past a lot of negatives

>>385387625
they all eat the same thing, live in the same place, breathe the same air, etc.

>>385388184
Am I wrong though? Literally everything with a female mc these days has to taut it as some landmark achievement when it isn't.

>>385388412
Boba get does not breathe the same air, eat the same food or live in the same place as clones as of his teenage years

>>385388412
Except that they don't, that wouldn't even work logistically in an all out galactic conflict.

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>>385383215
Post yfw EA announces a remastered version with working multiplayer and on the frostbite engine

>>385388520
Well of course you're not wrong, don't need me to tell you that. I'd rather the character be the main focus of their story and not that they're women, men, white, or black. I enjoyed Finn's character because he was actually interesting and likeable, not because he was some strong black male that was sticking it to the neo nazi empire v2. Jyn Erso and her butt buddy were lame ass characters too with little to no character, I felt nothing for them the entire movie.

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>>385385902

>>385388630
I think he means when they are growing up on Kamino. So their first 10 years is them doing the exact same thing as the man next to him. You know, like he was a clone of that man or something.

Dont get me wrong, Im glad I can tell them apart, Im glad that they dont behave like Clones because if they did they would be boring as hell. Which is why it was dumb for Lucas to even have the Clones be the good guys in the first place.

They either lack any form of personality because they are clones or they have a lot of personality, completely defeating the point of them being clones

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>>385388714
>EA

>>385388880
It's been proven that siblings or twins who grow up together usually end up fabricating some differences between themselves, because everyone wants to be unique.

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>It's been said that the 501st got the best of the war. We also got the worst. On Felucia, the Seps dug their metal heels into the muck of that alien hellhole and dared the Republic to come in after them. So we did, only to be met with the month after month of flesh-eating diseases, shrieking nocturnal predators, and other sights that haunt me to this day. Cut off and for all we knew abandoned by our superiors, our only hope was Aayla Secura, our Jedi commander. Without her iron will, none of us would have come out of that mess with our sanity, or our lives. When her death came, I hope it was quick. She earned that much.

> When the 501st was finally rotated out of Felucia, Aayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally, calling us the bravest soldiers she had ever seen. It's a good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye.

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>Droidekas on polis massa

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>>385388714
>EA doing anything right

EA fucked up so many franchises I'd be paranoid they actually did something worth a damn. I've never had a problem with Pandemic Battlefronts graphically and can still play them for hours on end.

>EA ruined Def Jam
>EA ruined killed NFL and NBA STREET
>EA never made another goid Bond game after From Russia With Love
>EA ruined Bioware
>EA fucked Pandemic and its franchises
>no more Mercenaries
>never see a sequel to LoTR Conquest that fixes its problems
>Destroy All Humans is beyond repair

I could be wrong on the Bond games because I haven't played any after From Russia so take that with a grain of salt.

>>385389409

FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>385389409
>Acklays rampaging anything that moves

I wish they were in instant action because there weren't many indigenous species in Battlefront that killed or helped both sides. Jawas and Gormorrean guards on Jabba's palace were a nice touch but weird Acklays didn't appear again.

>Wookies on Kashyyk
>Geonosians on Geonosis
>Ewoks on Endor

>>385385232
What we need is to explore the old republic eras
All this movie Shit after Luke defeated Vader and emperor, yay
The old republic is a unexplored area but too bad Disney won't let it, too greedy for themselves

>>385389151
Ya but twins arnt the same thing as Clones who were literally treated the exact same way and was taught the exact same way at the exact same time for 10 years.

Frankly, no one is certain exactly how clones would react. Maybe they would be like normal twins and develop completely differently. Or maybe they would turn out exactly how we picture the term "clone" to mean. I mean its not like we have any clone humans running around we can test this on lol

>>385384907
THOSE

>>385390013
>forgetting survival mode on Hoth against endless waves of Wampas
I've seen some shit

>>385390013
Gungans and Tusken Raiders in BF 1. I always hated that BF2 didnt carry over all the maps leaving out some of my favorite maps. (Both Rhen Vars and Bespins)

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>>385389597
>LoTR Conquest
fuck, I forgot about that game. I remember having alot of fun in it with friends back in the day.

don't forget
>we'll never get a digital release or remaster of Battle for Middle-Earth 1 or 2 because of WB holding the rights

>>385390128
I remember those but they were one-sided as hell for most of them.

>can't hit fucking Ewoks
>can't hit fucking Jawas
>Wampas wreck rebels
>Nabooians going ALLAHU ACKBAR
>Hero assault was just a clusterfuck since sith zapped the shit out of each other

>>385390813
>lightning
>not going Darth Maul and spinning to win

>>385390414
It was flawed as fuck but I still loved it because it had Battlefronts capture mechanics. If it had shit like horses and wargs for vehicles on open maps instead of just ents and trolls it could have been better.

>they didn't make a player controlled elephant monster with archers as weapons on the plains of Gondor map

>>385391027
>every ai Sheev and Dooku just shocking the shit out of everyone

Does anybody know what happened to that torrent on pirate bay full of mods of BF2? it's gone! it had some nice mods and maps, last i checked it was gone, and the one left has 1% of content and shit mods/maps.

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>>385383215
>We will never get a clone-centered SP campaign ever again.
>Instead we will get 10 years of black women and rebel OT shit.

At least I can rewatch TCW over and over again.

>>385391412
Republic Commandos sequel, Imperial Commandos, as well as the planned Tie-Fighter: Empire were both delayed for 1313 and the Force Unleashed games. They got liquidated along with 1313 and the Darth Maul game.

Its painful.

>>385391532
I'm almost glad I don't have to see Republic Commando 2, EA would fuck it up and you know it.

It's a pain, but it could be worse.

>>385385637
FUCKING HOW
I basically pissed through every level up until hoth.
I've never even finished the campaign after playing for 6 months now.

>>385389409
I fucking hate clone wars mind chips.
Completely nullifies the tragedy.

>We will never have Imperial Commando
>We will never have another Rogue Squadron game
>We will never have Free Radical's Battlefront 3
>We will never have Star Wars: 1313
>We will never have another TOR game on par with the first two
>We will never even have a good RTS Star Wars game again

As much as people love jedi and the sith, the best parts of Star Wars are the regular soldiers.

>>385391790
The first Battlefront is way harder because the ai are somehow dumber and the mobility is fucked since you have to roll everywhere, balance the team singlehandedly, and the spawn tickets go down based on how many command posts you have. Battlefront 2 is easy as fuck for me and I guess it's just me playing it for all these years.

I still don't have all the permanent trophy weapons but I've got over 8000 kills.

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>>385391613
RC2 was going to be in-house, same with 1313 and the Tie-Fighter sequel. No idea about the Darth Maul game but what sucks is it was going to be a huge production AAA thing that never got off the ground because they had engine done but no writers, artists, or anything like that.

>DM game was set to star Maul in in the Legacy period
>Fighting the One Sith and Jedi both
>Talon all over Maul
>Unlike a huge focus on the Force in TFU series, DM game was going to be all about melee combat, dueling, and martial arts with decapitations and dismemberment and a more visceral and violent gameplay
It hurts so much.

>>385386398

>Scorch: i thought that was rule # 2?

>Sev: Shows what you know, wise guy

>>385387931
you know Tem Morrison isn't the original though.

if you look at shots from set of the OT, boba was played by a fairly lanky white guy with really bad helmet hair

>>385390036
I would love to see a kotor 3

>>385392621
He actually came to my town during our own version of comic con (Of course, being a small town, it wasn't much at all) but that was cool.

>>385392289
Post the space Vietnam webms and the Geonosian bbq.

>>385392034
I'd love more games to explore the universe. Don't give me another squabble among the Skywalker's give me bounty hunters or troopers or something

>>385392853
>the origin behind Boba's helmet having that scorch mark was going to be an episode like The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly with Boba facing off against Cad Bane

Fuck Disney man and George literally using his own money to fund TCW is based as fuck. I still can't imagine how RoTS would have panned out if Ahsoka wasn't cut.

>>385392289
I don't even like Maul that much and the loss of that game makes me sad. We don't really have a good technical saber only combat game.

>>385392683
that's because tem is actually a total bro and cool guy.

>>385393292
I meant the original Boba Fett actor, the old white guy.

He even had the OG suit with him.

>>385393173
Say what you will about Lucas, but I never once felt like he didn't care about Star Wars. Disney just wants to milk the nostalgia cow for as long as they can, that's why you barely see any new Clone Wars era stuff.

>>385393378
ah, kk. don't know much about him

>>385387254
You have Sam Witwer to thank for that

>>385393397
Lucas is the penultimate ideas man. He has an amazing vision and everything, just some of his lesser ideas damage the overall product, but I cannot fault the man for doing what he loves.

>>385390813
>lighting
>not force choking then walking up to people and slicing them
>not being a pro mlg and using your jet pack to get on top of the broken machinery and getting head shots on useless jedi on the ground

>>385384580
Now hear this! All hands man your battlestations.

>>385393397
The funny thing is that if you actually read about the production of Star Wars, he fucking HATED Star Wars for years and blamed it for him getting cucked by the window glazer, he saw it as a burden and that it prevented him from making the movies he "really wanted to make", and he only revisted the franchise in the 90s because of how well the Thrawn books and Hasbro toys sold.

Lucas is a dumb oaf who got lucky

>>385392493
>You hear that one, Sec? Someone thinks I'm excellent
>That makes two of you
Vode An, Delta

>>385393539
see, he just got to full of himself.

in the OT, star wars and Empire, almost all the writing etc was other people. they took his ideas and made them work. even in rotj when he asserted more of himself, there was still other people to curb the stupid and make the good shit stick.

>prequel trilogy is just him being insane.

>clone wars Gennidy show had almost nothing from him

>cgi clone wars show was him begrudgingly going 'oh fuck these guys are making better sw than me, i better for once not be an asshole about it and actually fund that shit'

>>385393539
Lucas was at his best when he had someone to reel him in. The movies where he had 100% creative control over were worse off because of it.

>>385391915
the chips thing is retarded because the whole point of the clones wasn't to have a clone army, it was to strengthen MUH DARK SIDE with the pain suffering and torments of thinking feeling, reasoning beings.

so retconning it so that these guys KNOWINGLY turn on the jedi they've been fighting with all along

(blinding the light side precogs and darkening the force with their blood and deaths all the while)

and still follow their orders to kill them out of CHOICE to do so (hullo choosing to do evil)


suddenly getting retcon'd into 'yea lol a chip made me do it' is fucking retarded.

there's a reason the clones were made from a mando like jango. they were made from high grade stock (that was inherently susceptible to the ''dark side'')

you don't need to be no force fuckwit to be DS evil

>>385390097
WRIST

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>>385393541
>not being Chewbacca sitting next to an ammo droid and remote control nuking the fuck out of people from the other side of the map

>>385393757

Scorch: now... was it red red green, or red green red?

Sev: and HE'S supposed to be our explosives 'expert'?

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>>385389409
>It's a good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye.

Something about that line always gets me.

>>385388714
EA would still find a way to fuck it up. At this point I just want RC and BF to die peaceful deaths and not be raped by EA.

>yfw Darman is the only clone who had the balls to actually go for 'his' jedi general

>implying aayla wouldn't have gone for her clone commander at the least.

twileki jedi must be suffering. it'd be like being an abstinent rabbit ffs.

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>this is what battlefront has become
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_vz44bp3c

>>385394818
Is it like part of the lore that they're all sluts or is it just a matter of the whole being hot as fuck circumstance?

>kotor 1

>14 year old Mission Vao, despite being cockthirsty and NOT a jedi, and being her race's equivalent of 25-30

>isn't a love interest

>juhani a 30 something ex slave passionate hot blooded warrior cat girl

>had her LI content cut unfinished.

>>385383215
Battlefront EA 2 better have you stay the bad guys throughout, and not have you go rebel. I don't give a fuck if I have to play as a brown woman, as long as I get to be a storm trooper for the empire fighting rebels then it's all good.

>>385395068
twileki are deathworlders.

before their planet got retconned even worse the CGI clone wars retconned mandalore

Rhyloth was a tidally locked planet.

the side permanently facing their sun was called the 'bright side' and the other, the 'darklands'

the twileki species evolved out of some kind of wormy subterranean species, and they live only in the narrow band in between the day and night sides. or in the bright lands they live only in deep canyons and cave systems etc, or on the dark side they live only near volcanoes etc and geothermals etc.

their resources were always really sparse and population tightly controlled, so they evolved a clan system, with 'slavery' being that they'd sell off members of the clan on a contract basis to make money/food/ resources for the clan without being a strain on the resources of said clan.

they also have brains inside those head tails, so they are one of the SW species smart enough to not need navicomputers

their natural hardiness and agility etc also make them good fighters, pilots, dancers etc.

the reason jabba the hutt had bib fortuna for example, is because the twilek didn't NEED to keep any records. he had all that data in his head. so there wasn't any incriminating evidence anyone could use against jabba.

also, they breed like krogan, take them off of a deathworld that kills them in sufficient numbers to halt their proliferation, and you get a population explosion uncontrolled.

by age 12 a twileki is fully mature and ready to breed as many offspring as they can ( in the vain hopes that some of them might actually survive their hellhole planet)

the more kids your clan shits out the more 'slaves' you have to sell on to the galaxy for more resources.

>that twileki slave girl dancing in that rathole cantina, yeah, she's not actually a slave, she's making bank getting food etc shipped to her clan in return for dancing for the slack jawed idiots that frequent the cantina to watch her

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast/Legends

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>>385396175

>>385396175
Isn't there an article on chairs too?

I am still looking forward to removing rebel scum and helping the empire to glory in BFII

>>385396758

>YFW we will never ever get a game from the x-wing/ tie fighter IP's ever again

>>385396758
>tfw datamining leaks prove that they probably defect

>the republic is proud to have inferno squad

What else did we expect from disney?

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>>385393216
>>385392289
>ywn go on adventures with your red hot edgy gf in the most visceral star wars game since jedi knight

>>385394196
ROCKETS

>>385393397
>Disney just wants to milk the nostalgia cow for as long as they can
water is wet

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>>385397709
RIP pre-SJW Star Wars. The Dark Side will never be hot again.

Rhen Var Harbor
Bespin Platforms
Polis Massa

You can only pick one

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>when you're more excited for star wars threads and discussion around november/december than the actual game/movie
nice job disney

>>385396175
>the time someone added words like "Reportedly" or "Allegedly" before every description of breasts on that article and it stayed like that for months

>>385398460
There are elements that "work" for Disney Star Wars
>Kylo Ren taking a different approach to the Sith
>Imperials getting a little more love

But everything else had to suffer.

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>>385398374
Playing CIS - Polis Massa for that destroyer stalemate
Republic - Bespin for dat jet trooper action
Empire - Rhen Var Harbor for that AT-AT up in their shit
Rebels a garbage.

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>>385393216
>We don't really have a good technical saber only combat game

Please throw yourself out the nearest window

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>>385389597

>no more mercenaries

Rogue One was better than than the original trilogy movies senpai

>>385389425
Ice Tunnel was the OG droideka death trap

>>385399053
Eh.

It appeals to the imperial fan boy in me and gives the "Wars" title more meaning but I wouldn't go that far.

>>385398374
I pick Bespin Platforms and pick Droideka :^)

>>385389597
>I could be wrong on the Bond games because I haven't played any after From Russia
Be thankful for that anon. The ones with Daniel Craig were ALL just COD clones, even the stealth sections in them are simplistic and unimaginative as fuck. There's nothing in any of them that really makes you feel like Bond at all. Everything or Nothing, Goldeneye and From Russia with Love are still the only Bond games worth playing.

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>there will be another X-Wing or TIE-Fighter game

>EA are release the Battlefront
>by dice
Why didn't they just name it Star Wars Battlefield instead of shitting up the Battlefront name?
It just feels like salt in the wound
I seriously doubt anyone that played the originals would have bought that crap after seeing the demo

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Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend."

>>385389409
>It's a good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye.
Too busy looking at her tits.

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>>385391532
>pre planned Tie-Fighter: Empire
I wish you never told me this I had no idea it was going to be a thing. I wish I was older to have enjoy the orginal Tie Fighter when it came out. Fuck

>>385397227
tell me you're fucking with me. I can't stand the idea of another u were bad but now u see the evil of Ur team. Join the goodies

>>385399501
>He was hired to assassinate (your goddamn mother) me and your father were guarding.

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>when you play as a Clone Commando and the sound or BRRRRRRR from that minigun
>it actually gets you into Team Fortress 2 years later because you enjoy the sound of big guns killing alot of stuff

The world didn't deserve Battlefront.

>>385399859
I fucking hope the "data mine" is false. It is the perfect set up to talk about the fall of the Empire and the rise of the First Order.

Actually, do Imperial Storm Troopers get special treatment from First Order Stormtroopers?

>>385399996
I never appreciated the commander, the minigun was slow and had a cooldown, felt less effective than 3 reward rifle shots to the face.

>>385389597
Don't forget that they destroyed Ultima.

>>385400119
The secret is to rev before you engage in combat, right around a corner if possible.

>>385400119
Yeah, but the buff the commander gave and his counter to droidekas made him valuable.

>>385399501
I need more of this

Had Poe and Rey been switched would TFA have been good to you /v/? I didnt really care for it. Not going to go as far as call Rey a mary sue though, we dont know the whole story.

>>385400569
Define 'switched'.
If Poe went through the story pulling wizard powers and happy coincidences out of his ass the entire time it would still be shit characterization.

>>385400569
Can't go wrong with more Poe in the movie. Hell, I would've accepted Finn more because we know his flaws.

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Soon, the galaxy will be mine.

>>385398358
Are you implying that thing or her species in general are hot?
Because they're not.

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>>385400992
Need a really big gun?

>>385400992
I feel nothing but pity for the poor bastards who think they can rule even though they're just forceless normals.
They lost before the board was even set up.

>>385383215
I remember how dense it was and how many things were going on

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>>385401062
>when everybody was busy with edgy anime OCs as a teen I was combining the aggressor's main gun with the keldabe capship's body and writing adventures of it trashing shit in space
No regrets.

>>385390013
This, it always felt weird that the coolest species didn't have a hunt mode. Probably had something to do with being able to play as them

>>385395714
why the fuck are you spacing everything out like a first grader

>>385399053

I really liked RO, a lot, but dude no. ANH is one of the greatest films of the last fifty years

>>385395714
>>that twileki slave girl dancing in that rathole cantina, yeah, she's not actually a slave
So what, Jabba just fucking murdered a normal employee?
Also your spacing is a fucking eysore jesus christ, learn to paragraph.

> By the time we landed on Yavin, whatever shock we'd felt at the destruction of the Death Star had been replaced by anger. For months we'd treated the Rebellion like a disobedient child, only to be repaid for our tolerance with treachery on an unimaginable scale. Frankly, I don't remember much of the fighting. I guess we won.

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>>385401941
>>385389409

damn dude these are well written, that made me feel a feel. it's been like ten years since I played this game, I had totally forgotten.

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Daily reminder that if you're complaining about EA's Battlefront instead of playing Battlefront 2, then you're part of the problem, not the solution
https://youtu.be/BxLGnn6okX4

>>385402598
But I like BF1 better, you didnt have to unlock the supers, plus no heroes which suck

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>>385402772
F

>>385401051

>reee only funny coloured humans can be hot! no actually alien race is allowed to exist or be sexy in any sci fi or fantasy ever

>>385401297

>implying

>hedoesn'tknow.jpg

the force is a crutch for weak stupid retards.

>>385401930

yep. it's supposed to set the stage that jabba is not only a murderous shit, but also a stupid idiot.

common formatting that has existed since wordpocessing was even a thing is not an 'eyesore'

>>385401639
why are you incapable of grasping basic formatting and why do you get triggered like a tard by simple shit?

>>385403397
No you fucking idiot, writing a sufficiently large number of sentences warrants appropriate formatting for ease of parsing. Much in the same way you don't write wall of text, you don't space a single sentence out every 2 lines and fill half a screen. This shit isn't 'common basic formatting' but the total disregard of it and literary conventions established to prevent that kind of fuckery.

>>385400569
I wouldn't have gave a shit, it still would've been 80% the exact same movie as ANH.

>>385403230
but Twi'leks are funny colored humans

>>385403758
Right, trolling. Gotcha. Here's your last (you), you can fuck off now.

>>385403714

humans don't have rubbery almost entirely non porous skin

humans don't have giant brains.

humans aren't adult at age 12 and dead by 60

humans don't survive 60 degree celcius desert

humans don't do horribly complex math in their head on the fly.

>>385403860
ok yeah but we don't see any of that shit

in physical appearance they're just funny colored humans with bits of rubber stuck on their heads

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XORTag6R0OM

>>385403230
of all the actually alien Star Wars aliens to say aren't funny colored humans, you had to go with the ones that are funny colored humans

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>>385388714
>yfw some company just rehashes battlefront 2 except reskinned as a Flash Gordon game.

>>385403932

they also don't have 'ears'

they got the brain tails, and then they have those conical protuberance thingies where humans have ears

>>385403961
nah, he's just being a cunt. triggered because i seperate points.

so that when i talk about something different there's a space.

>>385404062
except they're not. twi'leki also go around a lot nakeder than any humans do because they just don't give a fuck and hardly feel temperature changes that'd kill a human

>>385404056
I'm legitimately upset about how good EA Battlefront looks because it's the closest thing I'll get to actually being in Star Wars, and it's this dumpster fire of a game.

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>>385399698
F Tarkin

>>385404165
be honest anon

do you have autism

>>385390084
for the record twins are naturally occuring clones

and since twins are the same age, the often are in the same grade in the same school learning the same things. and if their parents are sociopaths then they would try their hardest to give each of their children fair and equal treatment.

the only thing I think would be different is that they proabably get some different presents for their birthday and christmas.

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>>385404056
The droid voice is so fucking good

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>>385404165
>twi'leki also go around a lot nakeder than any humans do
?

>>385404056
It's not even funny how much better the original effects and voices are than the new stuff

>>385404528
It's much more gritty.
The new one feels too clean.
The clone voice has no distortion from the helmet and the droids use the goofy voice from the clone wars series.

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>>385404335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbSvsNgZ41Q&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXvRv2Q7nQ

>>385385412
Me and my brother did that mission together. One of us was engineer and just sat there repairing the wall so the tanks can't get in the other guarded him and the rig

>>385405551
What's that megaman gun arm shit?

>>385396505
Yep.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chair/Legends

>>385406169
In the TV show they kept the rockets but instead of shooting from the wrist they made the whole arm a big fucking launcher. Either a gun or a launcher, but not both. It'll be pretty gay if they keep it like that in EAfront 2.

>>385406272
And one on bathrooms
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Refresher