You're the final boss of a video game.
What's your:
>First line to the hero
>Setting
>Theme song
>Death quote
>>385379067
>They sent you, huh? Well, come on then.
>New Mexico desert with only cacti and rock formations as cover
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNGe7iK1O-4
>Is that the best you g-
>...
>quiet
>N/A
>...
>>385379067
>It was never your choice
>Deselety battlefield in a open plain
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbK4skSdpj0
>Are you willing to make it yours?
>...
>An empty modern beach
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmHcfI6HoKA
>*pained cries*
>We're on vacation until September, hombre...
>Mexico
https://youtu.be/jzlMB-jJgvk?t=4m25s
>s-say... my n-name...
>You are no match for my Kung Fu
>Chinese Market
>https://youtu.be/0EQbynwxgDM
>I am bleeding first, making me the victor!
>>385379067
>Why couldn't you just enjoy yourself?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TgX1UAf-8M
>Abandoned night club dance floor with pulsating lights
>Encore!
>That is my goat you're touching!
>Desert
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>I will miss you, goaty.
>>385379067
>"See ya."
>surface of the sun
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUSyoJcbxU
>"Took you long enough..."
>What's up YouTube it's your boy...
>Parent's basement
>https://youtu.be/uQQZZygCGHY
>Don't forget to like and favorite the video and subscribe for mote content... Peace.
>>385381349
>>385380604
Literally the only two decent ones. Too much post-2014 on the others.
>>385381349
God I love that movie.
>>385382667
i think you forgot
>and don't forget to check out g2a.com for awesome cheap games
>>385382935
>post-2014
What do you mean by that
>>385383016
2014 was the mass reddit exodus and the reason 4chan went to complete shit.mind you summer of 06 was the decline but 2012-2014 exodus was just miserable and ruined /v/
>>385382998
That too.
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>>385383114
Well I've been here since 2008 and thought my post wasfun
>>385379067
>First line to the hero
Nigger
>Setting
Detroit
>Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
>Death quote
Fucking niggers
>>385379067
>I knew this day would come.
>Dark Fortress surrounded by lightning storm and impending object of doom falling from the sky
>Custom Toccata and Fugue in 16 bit.
>Humanity will never find peace... And you only have yourself to blame.
>You're a big guy.
>biodome on the moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9IKa0zL0NU
>wooooow I was... blocking.....
>First line to the hero
I've always loved this place.
>Setting
In the void on a desolate field
>Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XYZXqOiNoM
>Death quote
It doesn't matter.
>First line to the hero
AAAHH HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM
>Setting
My room
>Theme song
No music, just ambient noise of my room
>Death quote
What the fuck just happened
>Can you feel it? The Void, it calls out to you, "hero!"
>stage 1, rocketing upwards to the heavens; stage 2, solar eclipse; stage 3, a grassy field; stage 4, the Void itself
>by stage: rock and roll, high pitched chimes and water noises, birds chirping/wind, silence
>"Free to write another story, I see. Careful, hero, someone might get bored!!! (Laughter as I fade)"
>>385381349
Pretty good.
>>385380075
This desu, no music, no intro lines, no nothing. You just step forth and the fight begins, if lost nothing is said, pure kino.
>>385379067
>So, you're finally here
>Barren Mountaintop
>https://youtu.be/I98NEc7pmx4
>*pained laugh* no carry my burden
>>385379067
Opening line: "You've made it this far, gotta say I'm impressed. But, this is the end of the line!! Time to die!!"
Setting: surface of Pluto
Theme song: some Nobuo Uematsu style church organ shredding
Death quote: "how did a little insect like you beat me?!?! REEEEEE!!!!!! (explodes)
>>385379585
fpbp
>>385382527
this is good too
>Welcome to Gamestop
>Gamestop
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
>Could I interest you in pre-purchasing the upcoming Call of Duty game? Pre-order now for gamestop exclusive content! No? Also, could we interest you in a subscription to this magazine? No? Do you have a gamestop rewards card? Get it now, and get more credit on turning in used games towards your next purchase! No? Okay then, thanks, have a good day!
>>385379067
>"I see my watch has ended. You're here to relieve me then?"
>A nondescript lobby in front of an open vault.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mlUSI5-Jhk
>"Don't you dare ever quit. You only end up like me when you stop trying. Can't always win, but that's the way to always lose.
See, break the fortune cookie and there's a proverb inside. Don't worry if this one doesn't stick, you'll be doing a lot of breaking from now on... what a prize..."
>>385379067
>First line to the hero
many heroes just like you have tried and failed. Sad!
>Setting
white house
>Theme song
x files
>Death quote
traps... will *cough* always be gay
>>385379067
>*Shot from a rifle*
>Open field somewhere. Doesn't matter where
>We are the champions
>"Well that was easier than in games and movies"
Line: "That'll be 24.99 plus tip!"
Setting: Your front door.
Song: Humming domino's jingle
Death Quote: "Only 4 dollars?!"
>skyscraper roof overlooking rainy city with neon signs everywhere
>Short discussion ends with "...I guess that leaves us with only one way to settle this."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soRBvNdswTY
>"Let's groove."
>as battle progresses, the arena slowly becomes more and more surreal
>floor melts away
>neon signs become shooting stars
>skyscrapers morph into galaxies
>"You can't let it end here. The beat won't... ever... stop..."
>>385379067
>First line to the hero
I heard you're the one to beat. Let's get started!
>Setting
Open plains at sunset. Snowflakes flutter gently to the ground. I raise my glaive before me.
>Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcsOVrmcPs
>Death quote
"As I lay to rest in this world, I shall awaken in another..."
>First line to the hero
Isnt it wonderful? The world is exactly how you wanted it to be now....pure. Rid of taint. Flawless.....And yet you still seem to be unsatisfied. Very well, then.
>Setting
Outskirts of a ruined city, reclaimed by the land. There are no humans left except for the protagonist and myself.
>Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mM-nHCieSI
>Death quote
Now.... you are truly alone....
"Another challenger? Very well. Come, take the title of the strongest. If you can."
The crumbled remains of a once beautiful castle. A Thunderstorm looms overhead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
"I..have fallen..and so you've earned your place here...as the strongest..."
>Kept me waiting, huh? Well I haven't lost a step, if that's what you're hoping
>Mountain level from Disc 2 where we parted ways (I was in the party for a time)
>some nip bitch singing
>See ya...kid
>>385379067
>Boy! You've come. Now we'll see who truly is the better pilot!
>Surface of the moon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxOcRVgG4y8
>Nicely...done. See you on the other side...
>>385379067
>"Should have learned to knock."
>Jerkoff dungeon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQTcRxPsoMo
>"Burn this room when you leave, please."
>First line to the hero
Neverending timelines, all clash in this very crossroad, the outcome always the same.
>Setting
An abstract dimension, diamond shaped.
>Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owaQ5uX8ykg
>Death quote
Defeated once again, and again, and again...
>First line to the hero
Let me show you the truth
>Setting
Falling in an endless sky
>Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seV2DwFu3Lg
>Death quote
The truth...will die with me...
>>385389304
I really like the idea for breaking away from reality as the fight goes on.
>>385379067
Wait a minute.
"Leave it all on the court, baby!"
Interdimensional basketball court.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpzqIPQER0
"Amazing..." (While I am vaporized.)
>Think about what you're doing. Is this really what you want?
>Surrounded by the remains of a destroyed castle
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUn8sSi6d0c
>No, please, stop! If I die, humanity will never see the great destiny that it deserves... The great destiny that I DESERVE!
>>385386426
This was why I liked Chris Benoit's entrance so much. In an age where everyone is grandstanding at the ramp and/or in the ring, here's one angry motherfucker who just comes sprinting in from backstage and down the ramp, slides into the ring, and starts pummeling his opponent. They ring the starting bell about halfway through his initial flurry.
>>385379067
>...So even now, you still resist?
>Within the body of an all-devouring eldritch abomination, which ends up as a separate dimension.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIRcokkgatU
>To think it would turn out like this... I will be watching and waiting... for the the path the future takes and for... when your time comes, as well...
>>385392031
make way for best dark force