"Hey anon! We would like to play a video game! What do you

>>385372783
Dwarf Fortress

>>385372824
Huh anon what are those 'graphics' ? I don't see any 3d at all...

>>385372783
Who the fuck are you people and why are you in my house?

rapelay

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>>385372932

>>385372783
Oh, I don't really play video games.

>>385373012
Oh you joker! Your brother invited us! He's such a gentleman. He said you'd help us pick a video game!

>>385373196
But he died 4 years ago.

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>>385373231

Farming Simulator 15

Quiplash,

That way everyone can play. I mean what girl doesn't have a smartphone these days?

>>385373278
So did we anon, so did you, remember?

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M-MY FAVORITE G-GAME IS M-MINECRAFT

Super Deepthroat Simulator

My cock, it's multiplayer too so you can all play.

>>385373563
...I-I... M-MEANT..C-CALL OF DUTY...

>>385372783
Theresia: Dear Emile

>>385372783
Why are all of you asking at once? Are you all planning to play the same game? Are you some kind of hivemind legion superbeing?

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>>385373736

>>385373435
This. Jackbox party 2 is the best.

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>>385373807

noice

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>>385373447

>>385372783
>>385373873
Who the fuck takes these pictures? Is it like some niche porn I've never heard of?

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>>385373447

>>385372783
the massive multiplayer game: my penis

>>385372783
Idk Mario Kart I guess

Gothic 2
:^)

Please leave you're giving my dog anxiety.

>>385374371
But anon Mario Kart is so hard! I just can't figure the controls at all!

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>>385372783
>Games
Let's do some anime and chill, instead

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w-who wants to play s-some m-melty bl-blood??

>>385372783
I dunno if don't play games I just spend hours talking about them on Chinese cartoon boards

>>385374494
Just put the joycon up your vagina

Is getting a girlfriend a waste of time? I'm 18 and my Asian parents won't let me date.

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>>385373873

Final Fantasy XIV

>>385374651
waifu is better.

>>385374270
This one >>385373873 is from a movie, I think it's "40 year-old virgin"?

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>>385374651

Yes

but being an asian is also a waste of time so you should be okay with it.

>>385372783

Cave Explorer

>>385374807
You haven't seen that movie have you?

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>pomarańczowy hortex

>>385375008
filtered

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>"Anon, you want to come back to our dorm and play Mario Party?"

>>385375279
Hugh Laurie's looking fine

>>385375279

is that girl 15 feet tall?

>>385375279
Why is this oddly appealing?

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>>385375008

>>385375279
It depends on which one.

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You look kind of cute when playing with you switch, anon.

>>385375279
>>385375576

If it's black hair girl sitting up front on the left, or if it's the black girl, then yes.

My dream is to be bullied by a bunch of girls

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>be 26
>going home from grocery shopping
>walking past a park, see a bunch of chavvy looking teenage girls smoking and drinking
>as I walk by they whistle, try to block my way and make vulgar gestures, one even grabbed my sleeve
>awkwardly smile and try to walk around them
>masturbate later to the thought of them binding and raping me

The though of being humiliated and used by a group of female delinquents is fucking hot

>>385375008
to, jak mozna pic takie guwno?

>>385375680
..t..th..thanks c-chad

artificial academy, we can all self insert together

>>385375680

Thanks dude, but why is your shirt open.

>>385375718
KEK WHAT? how fucking beta looking are you that a bunch of teenage girls would try to harass you

>>385375718
anon I just got finished, I don't think I can do it again so soon.

>>385375680
>Yo bro, how many ponies you got under that hood?

>>385372783
Y-you too

>>385375718
This is my dream please

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>>385375718
>ywn be this much of an insecure beta cuck

>>385375839
I think they were drunk and wanted to fuck, not harass.

>>385375839

I got flustered, I was on my way home thinking about what I'm going to cook, I didn't count getting bullied by fucking lower class sluts.

>>385372783
come into my room and try out the oculus to practice your dick sucking skills ;)

>>385372783
F-FIFA

>>385375968

what would you have done in this situation, alpha male?

>>385374651
"18"

>>385375983
you shoulda banged em

>>385375983
>>385375973
ah, gotcha. should've asked the ugliest one for her number so the hottest one gets insecure then never call

>>385372783
Sorry ladies. I don't play video games, I'm not a child

>>385376135
grab their tits if you touched you first? best thing is they probably wouldn't have minded if youre not a 2/10

>>385372783
i-idolm@ster...
th-they all look cute.. like you girls..

>>385376135
rape all of them on the spot

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>>385372783
We're playing this
Shut up and just watch

>>385376294
>like you girls..

It's not nice to lie.

>>385376269
>do it
>"ye fookin pervert, I'm calling me bruvah"
>get my shit kicked in by a bunch of track suit wearing assholes

Nah, I'd rather take it and then fap it out later.

>>385376135
Tell them to hop on my dick. Then after they undressed I'd steal they're clothes and sue them for sexual harassment.

>>385375839
Nigga, I have grade schoolers harass me constantly whenever I go out. Is there a beta level worse than that?

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>>385373146

>>385372783
hehe I uh d-don't really know anything about v-videogames....

>>385372783
Oh, big party. Let's play Smash, I have 8 controllers!

Whomever's not playing can get in on some smash too. ;)

>>385376391
Spot the beta-bot

>>385375006

Yeah I have it's a documentary about you

>>385374651
I like mine. We've been living together for a few years now and things are going well. We both play videogames and tabletop games, both board games and dungeons and dragons. I'd say it's worth it if you find a good one, or even a decent one.

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>>385372783
imagine all the feet you get to suck and fuck.

>>385372783
when did bangs get out of fashion :(

theyd all look nicer with less forehead

>>385375839
>>385375968
They were going to rob him retards. Oh but don't tell me, if it was you you would have fucked them on the spot.

>>385372783
how come girls only hang out with girls at their own level of attractiveness?

the only exception is sometimes a group of hot girls let one fat girl hang out with them for some reason, probably to feel even more better about themselves. I'd feel sorry for the fat girl but she's a moron and does it to herself.

>>385374270
#1 OP is probably a legit facebook post
>>385373873 could be clip art, but could be legit loser taking it

>>385376595
If it was me I would have fucked them on the spot.

>>385376610

It's a tribal thing I guess.

Chads hang out with Chads, nerds with other nerds, it's the natural balance.

pokemon

bitches love pokemon

>>385376610
Girls are Social Carnivores, They can only deal with people who are equal to them.

>>385372783
twister is the only acceptable answer here I don't care if that it's not a videogame these whores don't know the difference

>>385376595
Honestly would have beat them up and had them do my taxes on the spot.

>>385372783

what does it smell like in this room?

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>>385376518
Oh sick burn going to kill myself now. You actually haven't seen that movie though have you?

>>385376586
Damn that's at least 3

>>385376717
But I wank and sing all day long and I only ever hang out with the president

>>385376595
I'd probably grab out the eggs I bought and tell them that they have to eat all of them

>>385376595
I am 6' 8" and weight 240lb, i would have banged them

>>385376610
I dunno, when I was in high school a lot of my friends weren't very attractive because they were just the people that I had stuck with since elementary school. Maybe they just can't stand people "lesser" than them.

>>385375279

THATS A HUGE BITCH

>>385376415
top kek. please tell me more. what exactly do they do and how old are you?

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>>385376518
weak as fuck
get out

>>385376685

Have you actually tried to shag teenage girls? It's a fucking hassle, act all tough and "sexy" but when you're about to whip it out they act like they're 10 and "want to wait" and are "afraid".

It gets on your nerves very quickly.

>>385375279
They look like they are posing with the remains of a recent hunt

>>385372783
Y-yeah lemme just see what I have for my Wii

>>385376369

based

>>385376592
bangs got out of fashion when yung lean said "got my balls licked by a zooey deschanel look-a-like cocaine addict"

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>>385376874

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>>385376995

Christ

>>385376135
i wouldn't be in that situation in the first place lol

I have literally never been bullied by chav girls or school kids. I mean this shouldn't even be a bragging right but I am where I am so it's funny just to say it and acknowledge that this happens to people (and I've actually read that this has happened to quite a few anons on 4chinks)

>>385376974
Ohhhh yes the good old fake slut meme

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>>385376610
Girls have ugly friends, so much so that every movie about a group of female friends casts a fat female comedian for that specific role.

Go on, guess which one in Pitch Perfect was the fat friend. BTW girls love this fucking movie, so they clearly don't oppose the fat friend stereotype.

>>385376837
Hormones and expired fish

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>>385372783
There's this game called Honey Select, it's all about clothes, dressup and romance, things girls love.
No need to thank me, just being helpful.

>>385377096
What shitty looking scrambled eggs

>>385376928
I'm 23 years old. Often when I'm just walking outside or driving past they yell insults at me. Often they scream at me that they think I do well in school. Usually it's just something like ''Hey, hey, hey! Do you want to fight?''. I never really know how to respond and just awkwardly mumble something or ignore them.

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>>385372783
In this situation I shit you not: Tekken Tag 2
These hoes will mash so much that they could do some crazy shit.

>>385377175

Sorry to be that guy but you can't actually smell hormones or pheromones for that matter.

Only animals do it's a substitute for speech.

>>385377096
top kek. If only it was exactly a bowl of raw eggs.

>>385377250
>Often they scream at me that they think I do well in school
What?

>>385377206
You wanna see a true shitty looking scrambled egg? *unzips dick*

>>385372783
>implying I'd surround myself with roasties
Disgusting

>>385376837
Hairspray and boring conversations

I have a theory that you can tell how interesting a girl is going to be to talk to by how closely her eyebrows resemble sharpie lines. If her forehead looks like a sketchbook, that girl doesn't have an opinion on anything.

>>385376837
perfume and pheromones. more than enough for ten boners

>>385377123
NORMIEEEEE REEOEOEOEOEOEE ITS LE NOT FAIRRRRR BROOSOSOSOOOOO

>>385377250
You live in a very interesting place Anon.

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>>385375279
found the original, she's still pretty fucking tall

>>385377364
Are you a fag? Don't worry there's nothing wrong with being gay

>>385377250
aww, now I feel bad and want to give you a hug.

do you just live in a trashy poor part of town or something?

>>385377364
what makes you think they're roasties? Or do you think all vaginas look like that?

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>>385372783

>>385377416
i think we should kill it and put it in a museum

>>385372783
Genital Jousting, maybe I can start an orgy

>>385376610
What? I'm an attractive man and hang out with guys as attractive as me. It's kind of normal. It's hard to relate with slobs who don't dress well.

>>385377632
only if i get to fuck it first

>>385372783
ARR ROOK THE SAME

>>385377525

Not him but I find vaginas kind of unappealing like when you're directly looking at it. It looks like a facehugger from Aliens or a huge bullet exit wound, my instincts tell me I would put my dick in it but my brain is telling me close your eyes or look away.

>>385372783
god that looks so staged and disgusting rofl

>>385372783
Planetside 2.

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>>385372783
Does anyone else find these types of situations interesting? I occasionally post pic-related in battlestation threads, I think the story goes that the dude's sister had her friends over and they were being rowdy and loud.

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>>385377752
>rofl

>>385374651
>18
welcome to /v/, newfriend

>>385375680
Y-Y-you dont mean it, dont be R-R-Rude, B-B-Baka! I hate you!

>>385377771
>girls ever not being loud as fuck when you put at least 2 together

>>385373976
Party Pack 3 is easily the best
>>385377602
Superior tastes

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>>385374651
>>385374713
3D is a mistake, give in to 2D.

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>>385372783
Subnautica!
I hope you girls doesnt fear the ocean, haha

Here, use my HTC Vive, just try it

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>>385376408
>they're clothes

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>>385377749
>It looks like a facehugger from Aliens

>>385377683
>What? I'm an attractive man and hang out with guys as attractive as me.
you sound like a fag. Most of my friends are good looking too but not all, many average looking guys (no uggos though, come to think of it). obviously there aren't any neckbeards or slobs but that isn't really the same thing.

>>385374729
I do not watch anime.
>>385374814
You too.
>>385376154
>>385376538
Date of birth: June 13th, 1999
>>385377895
Why?

>>385377849

thank God I'm not gay because if someone this good looking would invite me in his car I'd probably start stuttering for real

>>385372783
Singstar on hardest difficulty.

>>385377250
Tell them you're muslim and you'll kidnap their sisters

Man, I like girls

>>385377323
>>385377409
>>385377506
I do think it's kind of because I live in a pretty bad part of town. Quite a bit of social housing and trashy people. My immediate neighbours are both elderly couples who mostly keep to themselves, but the rest of the neighbourhood isn't exactly what I'd consider posh.

And yes, I've had lots of insults thrown at me for seeming ''educated'', whatever that means.

>>385374587
I'm beyond terrible and replying to a 45 minute old post, but I'll play with you.

>>385377962
I am not a faggot. I just don't want to hang out with ugly people. I do have some average looking friends, but they dress nicely so I give them a pass.

>>385377895
I want Kurisu to tease me about being a virgin.

>>385378005
>their sisters

They'll fuck anything with a pulse

>>385378069
>I am not a faggot. I just don't want to hang out with ugly people. I do have some average looking friends, but they dress nicely so I give them a pass.
lol. you are literally a total flaming faggot.

>>385374587
What kind of meme fighting game is this?
All the characters look so fucking bland
What's the appeal?

>>385372783
I'd unironically like a quake3 or unreal lan with a whole bunch of pretty girly girls just shootin the shit with eachother. Could be nice. If al else fails make it some sort of drinking game or whatever.

People always go oh lolmao so hardcores, but quake is and incredibly simple game to understand at a basis level. Most importantly, it's also quite fun at low level play together.

>>385375857
*pops dashcabinet
Just Applejack, Dash and fluttershy.
Also please dont mind my weird contorted costanza face, i have MS.

>>385377602
perfect 4d chess move to make them get furious at you and initiate hatefuck

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>>385377978
>thank God I'm not gay

A-Anon...

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>>385378165

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>>385373447

>>385378126
Dude, just stop. I only give handjobs, but I'm not fucking faggot. DOn't call me that. god damn

>>385378036
ah well that sucks dude. hope you can move out of that shithole some time.

huh. wonder if I would get bullied in a shithole.

although I did go to a posh boarding school in a shitty chav town for my A levels. the chav kids all hated us. I still never got bullied in town there ever either though. wew

>>385372783
play THIS

>installs and launches dick.exe

>>385378242

i hope I will never get shot in the head if I end up looking this retarded, there's no dignity in that

>>385372783
Look at all those witches
Judging and mocking me
I HATE THEM

>>385374587
Post your steam. I want to

>>385378407
*pats head*
settle down anon my bae

>>385378407

t. supreme gentleman

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>>385378460
please stop patting my head

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>>385378407
>"We would never mock you, Anon. Now drop your pants and show us the goods."

>>385378219
are you gay? top or bottom

>>385372783
18 of you, plus me. I'd wager Super Smash Bros on the Wii U. 8 players rotating in and out.

>>385374651
I'm 40 and never bothered. Of course, I'm 40 and on /v/.

>>385378613
>I'm 40 and on /v/.
JUST

>>385378608

Like I said, thank the Lord I'm not gay or this guy would have made me flustered and blush and I don't want that.

>>385378589
Thats when you turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>385378546
*pats back and ruffles hair*
*gets overwhelmed and gives a super tight hug*

>>385378724
ill turn 360 degrees and walk into their mouths

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>>385378690
DO

>>385378589
Why are some of them wearing so much fucking makeup when they are about to go sport?

>>385378807

crippling vanity

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>>385378751

>>385379157
>>385378751
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet aa roooooo,m

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>>385379157

>>385378786
DRUGS

>>385377771
Why would you have your computer by what looks to be a balcony on the 2nd floor?

>>385372783
Skyrim

>>385372783
>Lol you play videogames? Don't be such nerds you stupid hoes.

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>>385372783
Why can't we get woman?

>>385372783
>Here, I have a Switch. Who wants to play Zelda?
Girls aren't interested in having hobbies, they just latch onto things that are a source of curiosity in an attempt to be entertained. If they have heard about Zelda, which most of them probably have, they'll understand that a new Zelda is the hottest shit and will want to be at the center of it. If they have no clue, then you're showing them what's basically a gateway drug. it helps that BotW is a pretty fun game to just dick around in with no clear goal or objective, and it doubles as a fun game to play. Sure, saying something like FIFA will get them to think you're normal, but Zelda is how you make them think you're hot shit.

>>385372783
how do all of these girls manage to look exactly the same as each other

>>385379646

dropping those heavy negs, nice

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"Look who finally came out of his cave! Wanna play Bomberman with us, anon?"

>>385379646
This. Then turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>385380091
God no