What is it about this fucking console that is so goddamn magical?

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>>385372682
It's made from Nintendo's rare stock of nintendonium. Hasn't been used since the snes.

>>385373737
>Nintendium
You lying shit, if these were nintendium, they wouldn't break.

>>385373929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8QCFNAgPDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG4ihWOEtpA

It doesn't break though m8

You know a console sucks when it's being shilled this hard.

>>385374272
You're right, it has to work to begin with to be able to break

>>385372682
nintendo attracts autistic manchildren

>>385376640
No one disagrees with that.

>>385374272
Does this guy live in that RV? He destroys an iPhone every week but all his videos are made from there.

That thing you call magic...

That's called autism.

>>385376453
What a retarded post.

>>385372682
You're a faggot with no taste.

>painful ergonomics: literally holding a rectangle
>not even 25% the power of the other consoles, guaranteeing inferior and old ports
>woeful online infrastructure
>needs a (glitchy) phone app in order to communicate with other players

>perfection

A quick way to check what this thing can actually do is to check on youtube for games running on the geforce 820m
This jobber video chip is most likely around the power level of the switch when undocked, with it's incredible 240Gflops being pushed by the hot, hot architecture of the fermi, and a slow memory.

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>"perfection"
>"magical"
>"beautiful"

>the system can't even run BOTW at 60 FPS

>>385372682
True, it's real nice.

But still nogames.

Maybe by the end of next year.

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>>385377473
I think you'll find that's you.

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>>385376453

>>385377584
Nothing can run BOTW at 60 fps, as the game is coded for 30.
Unless you hack it's code and get a bunch of physics glitches in the process.

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>>385377689
>the game is so terribly programmed that a standard 60 FPS would cause physics glitches

Who coded this piece of crap? Monkeys on Macintosh computers?

>>385372682
It really is a fantastic little system. I love mine.

>>385377841
People who are coding for the hardware it's going to be played on rather than a fucking emulator you dumb twat.

>>385378016
That's still no reason to use frame timing over delta timing. Delta timing is both easier AND better.

>>385378106
Frame tied physics is far less demanding. It's why console exclusive devs always use it, because you can tie your shit to 30 or 60 and save on a lot of performance

>>385378221
So essentially Nintendo is just following Sony and MS, despite claiming to be "original" and as a result they suffer the exact same failings.

So much for "not competing against the other consoles" right?

>>385372682
What a quality shill this is!

>>385378332
Why would Nintendo cater to
Poor
Children that can't even afford their game or console?

>>385377584
I would rather play a game running at 144p that is actually fun than one with 8K 60FPS that's boring and repetitive

>>385378615
Because putting more money into something and making it cost more doesn't make it a better product, and being a corporate shill defending these practices does not net you any gain?

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>>385378704
>any game running at 10 FPS
>"fun"

Oh, I'm sorry. I meant to say "20 with drops".

Simple, autism and embarrassing brand loyalty, Nintendo knows retards will always eat their shit up, that's the "magic" that's making your but wet

>>385378804
but that's 30 with drops

why even exaggerate such a thing

>>385378956
Because being unable to reach 60 FPS is bad enough, but when you can't even maintain the handicap benchmark for retarded devs (ie 30 FPS) it's downright unforgivable. Especially considering Nintendo's money and the developers they have at their beck and call.

>>385378106
>delta timing
>physics
>easier
There's a reason why physics engines like box2D, bullet, havok etc all tell you to NOT constantly change the frame rate of the simulation.
It's fucking awful.
But they could had done the sane thing and ran the physics on a separate thread that runs at a constant frame rate, and then use DR to smooth out the object movement.

>>385379115
you didn't answer my question

>>385372682
Because they took the best of both their worlds and turned it into a single device.

>>385379169
I didn't even exxaggerate. That's the sad part. You were lucky to get 10 FPS with Zelda pre-day 1 patches. Then the patches dropped and frame drops STILL happened.

I refuse to even think of this game as acceptable until they fix that disgusting garbage.

>>385379305
It's 30 FPS stable you dumb nigger, the only drops happen in Korok forest.

>>385379305
Nintendo are the undisputed kings of 60fps according to your beloved digital foundary.
Breath of the wild is 30 fps for 99.9% of the time, only dropping in a few select areas.

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>>385379492
>>385379601
>30 FPS
>stable

>STILL has areas that can't even reach this basic benchmark

Come back when Nintendo makes a Zelda game that isn't a cinematic experience.

>>385379305
>You were lucky to get 10 FPS with Zelda pre-day 1 patches.
Then surely you can show me an image of this, instead of an image that shows 20 fps minimum.

>>385372682
If the report option for blatant marketing was still around this thread would've died by the fifth post

>>385379951
You don't even believe the image I posted. You still think BOTW runs perfectly without any drops. So I'm not gonna bother. Maybe you shouldn't be such a shitposter.

>>385379669
what a moronic post.

>>385377571
Nice opinion

>>385380210
see>>385380290

>>385380374
thanks

>>385380374
(You)

>>385372682
bait

I remember when the Wii U was shilled this hard on /v/ too. Nintendo fans will shill any mediocre hardware from Nintendo.

I'm curious what aspect of the Switch counts as "magical"?

The hardware is under powered vs current generation hardware, to say nothing of future consoles. The hardware hamstrings the hardware and prevents meaningful third party development.

The hardware is poorly designed (you can't charge and have it on stand, dock scratches screen, controllers can be put on incorrectly and then are not removable, heat can warp console, etc).

All of the peripherals are overpriced vs any of the competition which rapidly inflates the cost of the console.

The online service of the system is laughable. Terrible implementation of multiplayer and voice chat that requires a bunch of superfluous dongles and wires, requires a cellphone app, etc. Its the worst part of a system that makes many trade-offs to be portable. The online service doesn't even come close to the level of PSN or XBL and a lot of standard features still aren't implemented.

The system is lacking in both home and mobile features. You can't watch videos or use Netflix like other consoles, even the Vita. You can't browse the web, listen to music, or use email/messaging like other portable devices (tablets, phones). The battery life is poor in mobile mode.

Even if you ignore ALL of the hardware shortcomings, you're still left with a device that has 3 good games, 2 of which are available on the previous Nintendo console and are also being emulated on PC.

Why the fuck would you want to buy a Switch?

>>385380739
i didn't get a wiiu

>>385380831
holy shit autism dude relax

>>385380831
Absolutely pathetic post.
>The hardware is under powered vs current generation hardware
Stopped reading there. The Switch is the most powerful handheld in the world.

Try again.

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>>385381231
>most powerful handheld
>can't even run BOTW at 30 FPS without drops

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>>385381231
>>385381029
Nice arguments

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>>385380831
>reddit spacing

>>385381361
>>385381358

>>385381318
Name 1(ONE) handheld that runs botw better ill wait

>>385381231
Absolutely pathetic post.
>The Switch is the most powerful handheld in the world.
Stopped reading there. The Switch is the weakest home console this gen and marginally as powerful as last gen consoles from 10 years ago.

Try again.

>>385381318
It can.

>>385381358
>Post filled with fallacies right from the get go
>Refuted and safely dismissed the rest.
Pretty simple.

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>>385381517
Better yet, I'll name you a better open world game that runs at 60 FPS, isn't cinematic trash, and can be played on any handheld without problem.

>>385381517
Name 1(ONE) other major handheld that has been released since the Vita and 3DS.

>>385372682
Console is good, but the OS is so fucking generic and blank. Wii and Wii U had better, more engaging OS.

>>385381593
define better

>>385381593
DF is shit.

>>385381547
>>Post filled with fallacies right from the get go
What fallacies? You failed to refute a single point of that post. Just because you disagree the switch is weak doesn't make the rest of the post invalid.

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>>385381231
nintenkiddies everyone

>>385381607
what's your point, I'm right?

>>385381679
You are shit.

>>385381231
An IPad is more powerful than the Switch.

>>385381778
You're a fucking fag, instead of defending your argument you move the goalposts like a little bitch lol

>>385372682
If it's so magical why does it have the worst fucking wifi reception of any device in the last 10 years?

>>385381746
You have no point.

>>385381649
>>385381679
>>385381846
>more varied gameplay
>better difficulty curve (doesn't pander to the disgusting casuals)
>FREE dlc
>game itself is free
>runs at a crisp 60 FPS
>highly moddable for those babies who can't appreciate the ASCII aesthetic
>doesn't hide behind crutches like some retarded plot with anime girls or disgusting sex fanservice

I'd say it's quite a bit better my senpai.

nu-nintendofags make me feel second hand embarrassment

>>385381231
Might as well brag about being the world's tallest midget.

>>385381870
My point is that it's the only handheld powerful enough to run botw, and you appear unable to show otherwise

>>385381935
Not too impressive. Let's see the Switch run Dwarf Fortress.

>>385381846
Sorry nobody cares what stupid people think. You're basically subhuman.

>>385381893
define "more varied". This was probably the most varied gameplay in a zelda game yet

>doesn't pander to the disgusting casuals
ad hom, nice.

>>385380831
Because I think it's fun and it doubles as entertainment for the road

>>385373737
They found a new ore vein
https://techraptor.net/content/kekraptor-nintendium-nintendo-switch

>>385381935
In other words you have no point >>385381932

Thanks for admitting you're unable to argue.

>>385382053
You don't know what ad hominem means.
Protip: calling out fallacies isn't an actual argument.

>>385382000
I actually kind of want this.

>>385382119
You've just been blown the fuck out by him though.
Might as well sit in silence rather than embarrassing yourself further by posting more in all honesty.

>>385382053
>define "more varied".
It can do anything Zelda can do, but better. You can even dig underground and fight ancient omnicidal demons from the 5th dimension. You can use an advanced physics engine to do anything, from mutations to portals to summoning, everything your heart could ever ask for.

Can Link dig underground and rip his arm off before proceeding to use said arm to beat up tzeentch and cthtulu in a three way cage match surrounded by lava?

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>>385372682
I felt the same way about the PS Vita which is, by the way, better than the Switch in every regard.

But we all know what fate befell the Vita.

>>385381546
Hey I guess the GameBoy is a home console too because you could dock games and play on TV

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>>385382263
>Weaker
>Worse games
>Looks like shit
>Dead
>Couldn't even beat the 3DS
>Sony so embarrassed by it that they pretended it didn't exist a year into its life

No thanks, I sold my shita long ago. I wouldn't even buy one for henkaku, there's nothing of value on that trash system.

>>385382457
Savage.

>>385382232
The Gameboy TV didn't use your actual gameboy to run you fucking retard.

>>385382457
And yet better than the Switch

>>385382232
>You've just been blown the fuck out by him!
>pretending to be another person to save face

Thanks for conceding the argument. Better luck next time.

>>385382457
I was thinking I would pick up either a Switch or an OLED Vita to play vidya on the go (my job is third shift and requires waiting for something to go wrong).

After doing research into the available games, and I just don't see how the Switch capitalizes on its portable potential at all. There's no Salt and Sanctuary, no Hyper Light Drifter, no Don't Starve, no Darkest Dungeon, no Slain: Back From Hell. There's not even a Virtual Console, to play older games on the go (Vita has PS Classics).

Seriously, how can anyone be psyched about the Switch, when, for the same price, you can pick up a Vita, a 64GB memory card, AND a few games, especially when you consider that Sony has been doing the best out of consoles regarding sales (and Nintendo has been the worst)?

What's the point? I'm genuinely confused.

Also, before someone accuses me of being biased, I own a Wii U, and didn't regret the purchase (XCX justifies the purchase by itself, in my opinion).

>>385381231
>http://gearnuke.com/nintendo-switch-hardware-already-couple-years-old-compared-ios-devices-says-oceanhorn-dev/
>already got BTFO by ios
>cuck in production by apple

the cheap out on the hardware and got Apple'd

>>385382190
>damage control

>>385382247
>BOTW is bad because Link can't dig

okay

>>385382772
Read that exact same copy pasta before, it's shit.

Switch has already sold half the numbers that that dead handheld took 6 years to sell in a mere 4 months lmao

>>385383062
yeap

>>385382772
pasta/10

>>385382930
an ios isn't a handheld.
enjoy playing angry birds while i play botw kek

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>>385382772
I own a vita and can say that with the ridiculous sales and cheap as shit physical carts you can get used or in bargain bins, it's totally worth getting a vita over a switch. just check out the library before you do and be prepared for some being digital only

>>385383062
It's more so that Nintendo lied when they said that you could do anything. That's why people compare it to skyrim and ass creed. The lies are all the same.

>b-but you can climb that mountain!
Meanwhile in Dwarf Fort.
>climb the mountain, blow it up, use the remains to create a skyscraper high golem to ravage enemies
>sit on my throne of spoils and take a long drag from my dwarf cigar

And to think people will pay 80+ dollars for an inferior experience.

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>>385382304
criticize the weaker hardware compared to current gen home consoles
>BUT IT'S A HANDHELD YOU CAN'T COMPARE IT TO HOME CONSOLES
criticize the price point being the most expensive handheld Nintendo released even adjusting for inflation
>BUT IT'S A HOME CONSOLE NINTENDO SAID SO

With the amount of times Nintendo fans move the goal posts you'd think they were practicing for the next Olympics.

>>385383080
>Switch has already sold half the numbers that that dead handheld took 6 years to sell in a mere 4 months lmao
And PS4(a year old system) in this year alone would sell more than the Switch in this year but i dont see what that has to do with what he said

>>385383281
>It's more so that Nintendo lied when they said that you could do anything.
Thats a stretch, when did they even say that?

>>385383325
Switch is already on pace to out sell the PS4 as well

>>385383364
In all their marketing, including the shills who regularly come on /v/.

>>385383123
>>385383080
>le pasta meme
Are both the Switch and the Vita asking for money? Are both still releasing games, with no stated plan to stop at a certain time? If so, it is entirely fair to judge them against one another.

>>385383453
>can't even cite the sources of his lies
damn who would have thunk it?

>>385383392
>10 mil target this year

lel thats xbone first year number

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>>385383392

>>385383530
We did compare them and the vita lost.

>Weaker
>Worse games
>Looks like shit
>Dead
>Couldn't even beat the 3DS
>Sony so embarrassed by it that they pretended it didn't exist a year into its life

Tada, Switch wins. Not even japs want the shita, it is selling below everything other than the xbone.

>>385383453
no they didn't

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>>385383392
>Switch is already on pace to out sell the PS4 as well

>>385377584

Tell me how many open world games that are heavy with physics run at 60 fps.
It's running on a fucking handheld bro, be rational.

>>385383553
>cite source
>"nah that doesn't count"

Not gonna bother with that attitude.

>>385383707
see>>385381593

Graphics are a disgusting cancer that need to be ripped out of this industry for how much they've ruined video games.

>>385383626
Nintendo is being humble, it's basic marketing. You don't aim too high on the off chance it doesn't happen.
Switch hasn't even seen a holiday season yet and it's already making the competition its bitch.

>>385383713
>>cite source

where?

>>385383675
The vita has more games, better looking games and you can get a Vita, a 64GB memory card, and several games for the same price as a Switch by itself.
Looking at the store, it doesn't seem all that dead to me. They even have digital preorders for games that will go to the Vita and the PS4. One that comes to my head (but doesn't interest me) is Undertale, which is coming out around the middle of August.

>>385383713
you can't cite shit because you're pulling things out your ass.
how does it feel to get ruined lad?

>>385380831
sure i'll try this.
>The hardware is under powered vs current generation hardware, to say nothing of future consoles. The hardware hamstrings the hardware and prevents meaningful third party development.
it's obviously never going to play something like the AAA games sony or ms are pushing, but nintendo usually goes with distinctive art styles that don't need the greatest hardware. i've only ever had zelda lag in one or two locations, i've never experienced a crash, but i think the game looks geniunely good in it's own nintendo way.
>The hardware is poorly designed (you can't charge and have it on stand, dock scratches screen, controllers can be put on incorrectly and then are not removable, heat can warp console, etc).

i've never charged it on the go, as i mainly play it around my house. alll the other ones are things only retarded people would do.

>All of the peripherals are overpriced vs any of the competition which rapidly inflates the cost of the console.
What are you talking about here? charging dock? I bought that and a pair of joycons for 4 player multiplayer, it was $100 compared to probably ~$180 for 4 player multiplayer on a ps4 or xbox one.

>The online service of the system is laughable. Terrible implementation of multiplayer and voice chat that requires a bunch of superfluous dongles and wires, requires a cellphone app, etc. Its the worst part of a system that makes many trade-offs to be portable. The online service doesn't even come close to the level of PSN or XBL and a lot of standard features still aren't implemented.

i can't imagine anyone actually using voicechat for its intended purpose at this point, its maddening with randoms on it. bad answer, but i personally have never had anything close to a good experience with some random person over voicechat in any game. i usually play splatoon over discord with friends.

>>385383834
>Switch hasn't even seen a holiday season yet and it's already making the competition its bitch.
It's that why last month the PS4 steamrolled it n hardware sales?

>>385383964
shittier screen and mostly jrpgs tho

>>385383964
>literally more weak pasta
wew

>>385383834
thats their cap production

there wont be magically more production factories available for switch, as its components are all being bought to get Iphone 8 ready for its launch this fall

>>385383965
>>385383846
Because if I go to the archive and list any of the thousands of posts talking about how Zelda "lets you do anything" I'll immediately have replies saying "that wasn't a REAL marketer" as if you're fooling anyone.

>>385384062
ps4 just sold 30k units in japan, below even the 3ds while the switch solid 100k lmao

>>385384252
screencapping this

>>385381593
>name drops Dwarf Fortress
>doesn't know about FPS death

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>>385372682

>>385380831
>>385384031
too long
>The system is lacking in both home and mobile features. You can't watch videos or use Netflix like other consoles, even the Vita. You can't browse the web, listen to music, or use email/messaging like other portable devices (tablets, phones). The battery life is poor in mobile mode.

not a big issue for me. it's a videogame system first and foremost and i appreciate it for that. it's not trying to be a phone or tablet.

>Even if you ignore ALL of the hardware shortcomings, you're still left with a device that has 3 good games, 2 of which are available on the previous Nintendo console and are also being emulated on PC.

the games are fun, and i'm impressed with the lineup so far which i know is a statement that a lot of people disagree with it. i like that the games work properly, and i like that i'm able to go take a shit and keep playing in zelda or have a smoke outside playing mario kart. i'm excited for odyssey, metroid, and since the console is so recently released, probably a lot more that hasn't been announced yet. i enjoy playing on the couch or in bed, so it'll probably be my go-to for any new indies that come out.

>>385382610
Ok, so then the GBA on GameCube you fuck face.

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>>385384319
>ps4 just sold 30k units in japan,
>in Japan
Cool, meanwhile on an actual market
https://venturebeat.com/2017/07/20/june-2017-npd-tekken-and-injustice-roundhouse-kick-the-sales-chart/
>The PlayStation 4 was June’s best-selling hardware platform, driven by the Slim PlayStation 4 system in Gold with 1TB HDD,” said Piscatella. “It was the best performing June for PlayStation 4 unit sales to date.”
lmao

>>385384671
>the games are fun, and i'm impressed with the lineup so far
>but only nintendo is allowed to have multiplats, if any other console did it I would say the lineup was terrible

This bit of bias kind of ruins your argument, friend.

All this salt. It's clear what we have here.
>those who own a switch and are comfy
>poor mad kids

>>385384319
>japan
>tiny island with tradional game industry cucked by mobile vs NA + EU numbers

lel

>>385384760
>June
We're near August kek

>>385384807
no it doesn't

>>385384906
That tiny island is by far the most important one to have on board since that's where all of the quality games come from, and would you look at that, they absolutely love the Switch.

>>385385012
You don't even deny having a bias.

>>385385024
LOL

>>385385123
>When you get blown the fuck out and have nothing left to say
LOL

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>>385384921
>the Switch is making the PS4 its bitch
>lol no look at the numbers of last month
>T-THOSE DONT COUNT
Not my fault this month numbers arent ready yet
>>385385024
>That tiny island is by far the most important one to have on board since that's where all of the quality games come from
Nigga im a fucking weeb and that's fucking bullshit
>and would you look at that, they absolutely love the Switch.
So much the only things they announce for it are ports of old stuff and indie games

>>385385105
theres no such thing as an unbiased argument

>>385384807
i never talked about any other consoles lineup being bad.

>>385385024
is that why most 3rd parties jap avoid switch like a plague ? they would rather release on Steam these days

but hey keep moving those goal posts anon because surely "they good at making vidya" equal to "comparable market size to NA or EU", i guess poland will be the next big market anytime now

>>385385212
LOL

>>385385206
>When you get blown the fuck out and have nothing left to say
More like he just laughed at your retarded statement

>>385372682
Ill be waiting for the switch classic with arms

>>385385268
There's such a thing as attempting to tone down your bias though.

>>385385287
>not even 20 posts ago
>haha the Vita is such trash, why would sony roaches like it?
>post even has the same reddit spacing as yours
Really makes you think....

>>385385212
Switch is butchering the PS4 month after month though. June was the one time it barely got ahead because of supply constraints.
>Nigga im a fucking weeb and that's fucking bullshit
Then you're not a weeb
>So much the only things they announce for it are ports of old stuff and indie games
Games take more than 4 months to make.

>>385385395
wasn't me :^) i replied to your questions and then said i never said anything about other console lineups.

>>385385357
LOL

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>>385385476
>>385385024
>>385384921
>>385384319
>The WiiU is clearly better than the Ps4 because sales mean nothing, if the normies like it then it's bad

Fast forward to today

>the Switch is so popular! that means it's good! why else would normies like it? le broken clock, but only I get to decide when it's right tho :)

these switch marketers are pissing me off. shilling a wii u 2.0 lmao

>>385385531
Then tell me why I should like the WiiU if the Ps4 outsold it 60 to 1.

>b-but sales don't matter
Then why should I like the Switch if sales don't matter?

>well, they matter now!
See how you're arguing in circles?

>>385385625
>Implying I bought a wii u
Lmao, I only buy quality, which is why I chose the Switch.

>>385385476
>Switch is butchering the PS4 month after month though
What about this then? Another lucky month?
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/06/19/playstation-4-grabs-the-npds-top-spot-for-may-2017
>Then you're not a weeb
No im just not that deep in denial to go "GLORIOUS NIPPON ONLY MAKES GOOD GAMES BAKA GAIJINS DONT"
>Games take more than 4 months to make.
And yet PS4 already has stuff like the new DBZ and MonHun when they got announced

>>385385761
So why say that Switch's games are good if they're ports from the WiiU? If they were so good, the wiiU would've been better, right?

>>385385395
>There's such a thing as attempting to tone down your bias though.
you should try it

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>>385385718
I never mentioned the Wii U either? Was this meant for me? I figured you got all the (you) replies you could have wanted, so gave an honest shot at answering your questions from someone who is enjoying the Switch.

>>385385718
>sales the post

Cool. The Wii won last gen LOL

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>>385385761
quality bait my friend

>>385385972
wait where is arms on this

>>385385913
Wii U games were fine, the Wii U itself wasn't.

>>385385942
I'm not really biased here. I ascribe to the PC platform. No console bias whatsoever.

>>385385982
In all fairness it was the least terrible that gen.

>>385385981
see>>385385913

The bottom line is that you cannot say that Zelda, or Bayonetta, or Wonderful 101 are good games, if you claim that you don't like the WiiU, because clearly those games weren't good enough to entice a purchase out of you.

>>385386095
I thought hardware didn't matter? After all, aren't the games important enough to justify purchasing hardware as long as it has fun on it?

According to your argument, hardware matters now, so why would people want a system that isn't even as powerful as the competition? And what if these people don't value portability, or have a phone that already plays games for portable sake?

>>385386096
>In all fairness it was the least terrible that gen
It sold over 100 million. It's one of the best consoles of all time LOL

>>385385886
>What about this then? Another lucky month?
Correct.
A combination of supply constraint + eurocucks buying their fifa machine.
>no im just not that deep in denial to go "GLORIOUS NIPPON ONLY MAKES GOOD GAMES BAKA GAIJINS DONT"
The west doesn't make good games.
>And yet PS4 already has stuff like the new DBZ and MonHun when they got announced
They were being made before the Switch was out.

>>385386096
Again, never said anything about the Wii U.

>>385386192
Switch is a handheld and console. The Wii U isn't.

>>385386054
in the forgotten already area

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>>385386315
>A combination of supply constraint + eurocucks buying their fifa machine.
But wait a minute didnt you said>>385385476
>June was the one time it barely got ahead because of supply constraints.
Backpedaling on your own words? tsk tsk
>The west doesn't make good games.
Then you're a lost cause
>They were being made before the Switch was out.
If i remember correctly, DBZ Fighters was announced after the Switch launched? same with the MHW

>>385386663
It is butchering it though, this will be the third month the switch has wrecked the PS4 since it came out. It's only lost 2 months by a small amount due to supply issues.
>Then you're a lost cause
Sounds like you are if you're actually defending western garbage.
>If i remember correctly, DBZ Fighters was announced after the Switch launched? same with the MHW
Hate to break it to you but a game being announced does not mean it has only just started development.

>>385372682
>still cant do online right
>third party support is still non-existant

>>385386420
>>385386367
But people did argue that the WiiU was a handheld, at least with the gamepad. you just couldn't take it out of the house. Funny how that argument was suddenly forgotten.

>duuuuuuude you can take it on the go and not be constrained to a TV, it's so innovative maaaaaaan

Being able to play a console game on something other than a TV is a crappy gimmick according to you. Yet the Switch is offering just that. Hmmmm.

>>385383179
enjoy playing BOTW while I go play with a womans vagina you fucking nintenbro

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>>385386935
>It is butchering it though, this will be the third month the switch has wrecked the PS4 since it came out
Except if you rule out the launch month since everyone wants to buy whatever new toy comes out, it only outsold it one month
>It's only lost 2 months by a small amount due to supply issues.
>a small amount
Except in June the PS4 almost sold the double amount of Switches sold that month, also if you say the Switch is having supply issues then there's no way it can outsold a system that has stock for years, unless its a shitty excuse you use to defend the fact its getting beaten by a console that has been out for years but nah that's not possible
>Sounds like you are if you're actually defending western garbage.
Bro you're acting like if Japan didnt make its own share of awful games as well
>Hate to break it to you but a game being announced does not mean it has only just started development.
Yet some games get announced for the Switch as well other systems when they are revealed, also the first footage of DBZ was the game being at 20% made, you're telling me that early in development they couldnt made it for the Swich as well? Or maybe its just 3rd parties dont giving a fuck about Nintendo as usual

>>385387528
why waste your time arguing with a rabid nintenbro?

>>385387528
>Except if you rule out the launch month
Why would I rule out that?
Switch has outsold the PS4 by 3 months, nothing is being ruled out.
>Except in June the PS4 almost sold the double amount of Switches sold that month
Supply constraint literally stated by Nintendo themselves.
>also if you say the Switch is having supply issues then there's no way it can outsold a system that has stock for years
And that's the hilarious thing. The PS4 is struggling against a system that is struggling with supply kek
>Bro you're acting like if Japan didnt make its own share of awful games as well
Japan makes some awful games, but the west makes nothing but awful games.
>you're telling me that early in development they couldnt made it for the Swich as well?
What's to say they're not now? They've already said it's on the table.

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>>385388074
>Why would I rule out that?
Because if you count the launch month for a new game system then that's pretty dumb, Steamboxes sold a lot on its launch month and then an absolute silence happened, if the system was successful it would been constantly selling well month after month
>Switch has outsold the PS4 by 3 months, nothing is being ruled out.
So it went from two months to three months, wew lad
>Supply constraint literally stated by Nintendo themselves.
Because big companies cannot lie to save face right?
>And that's the hilarious thing. The PS4 is struggling against a system that is struggling with supply kek
Except it isnt, June and May reports already proved you wrong
>Japan makes some awful games, but the west makes nothing but awful games.
And yet those 'awful western games' are being fellated by japanese people and devs as well
>What's to say they're not now? They've already said it's on the table.
When?
>>385387608
Because its funny to see him damage control

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>>385388074
>Japan makes some awful games, but the west makes nothing but awful games.
NOT SO FAST

>>385388629
>Because if you count the launch month for a new game system then that's pretty dumb
No it isn't kek
>if the system was successful it would been constantly selling well month after month
It is, which is why it's sold out worldwide.
>So it went from two months to three months, wew lad
>>It is butchering it though, this will be the third month the switch has wrecked the PS4 since it came out.
Looks like it's always been three months to me.
>Because big companies cannot lie to save face right?
Yes I'm sure they're purposefully missing out on selling hundreds of thousands of switches each week just because they wanna prank people lmao
>Except it isnt, June and May reports already proved you wrong
You mean two months that the PS4 barely outsold a system that is sold out? damn...
>And yet those 'awful western games' are being fellated by japanese people and devs as well
False.
>When?
When they were asked about a Switch version.

>>385389076
>No it isn't kek
Except it is, my example about Steamboxes proves it
>It is, which is why it's sold out worldwide.
Yet people on this board has reported there's Switches on stores yet
>Looks like it's always been three months to me.
Yet you dont have the months for July
>Yes I'm sure they're purposefully missing out on selling hundreds of thousands of switches each week just because they wanna prank people lmao
Nintendo understocked like they always do, same happened with the Wii and WiiU
>You mean two months that the PS4 barely outsold a system that is sold out? damn...
>barely
You say its barely outsold it yet you cant provide evidence to back it even when i already said it almost double the amound of Switches sold that month, being smug isnt the best way to hide your lies
>False.
Except they do sweetie, people in Japan are still buying GTAV to this day
>When they were asked about a Switch version.
Ok show me the article

>>385372682
WAHOO WIHII WUHUU "BING" "BING"
>Anon could you go be autist somewhere else"
>NO MOM IM PLAYING MORIO!
>Wahoohing continues

>>385389601
>Except it is, my example about Steamboxes proves it
That example doesn't prove anything though.
>Yet people on this board has reported there's Switches on stores yet
In some remote third world shit holes in europe.
>Yet you dont have the months for July
lel in just 4 days Japan alone bought 100k Switches. By the end of the month Japs will have bought over 300k at this rate.
>Nintendo understocked like they always do, same happened with the Wii and WiiU
Wrong again, they couldn't keep up with demand for the Wii and with the Switch they are bidding against Apple for parts.
>You say its barely outsold it yet you cant provide evidence
It did barely outsell it, and it's sold out everywhere.
>Except they do sweetie, people in Japan are still buying GTAV to this day
Foreigners that moved to Japan buy a few copies of it. GTA flops over in Japan all the time.
>Ok show me the article
No.

>>385387316
dude i've never said any of this shit lmao. although i even said in my initial reply to you that i like taking it outside, my friend brought his wii u over and if it's plugged into the exact TV my Switch is you literally cannot do that because the range is too far.

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>>385390175
>That example doesn't prove anything though.
Except it is, you cant say a system was a success just because it sold a lot on its launch month, otherwise people would claim shit like the OUYA was great
>In some remote third world shit holes in europe.
>It's sold out worldwide...except on that place but that one doesnt count
>lel in just 4 days Japan alone bought 100k Switches. By the end of the month Japs will have bought over 300k at this rate.
You keep using Japan as a crutch yet you still ignore the rest of the world because otherwise it would demolish your argument, just wait until we get WW numbers and then you can talk alright sweetie?
>Wrong again, they couldn't keep up with demand for the Wii and with the Switch they are bidding against Apple for parts.
Isnt that just PR talk though, also the understocked Wii was a thing
>It did barely outsell it, and it's sold out everywhere.
Pic related says so otherwise
>Foreigners that moved to Japan buy a few copies of it.
Why would a foreigner buy a copy of a western game that's in Japanese? your logic has no sense
>GTA flops over in Japan all the time.
And yet after all this time is still selling, wew what a flop
>No.
So it's bullshit then and like i imagined it, 3rd parties dont care about nintendo once again

>>385390695
>Except it is, you cant say a system was a success just because it sold a lot on its launch month
It's sold well every month.
>You keep using Japan as a crutch
And you keep using Europe as a crutch.
>Isnt that just PR talk though
Nope, there would be no benefit to that.
>Pic related says so otherwise
I disagree, that shows exactly what I said, and this week will be showing Japan with those Europe numbers anyway.
>Why would a foreigner buy a copy of a western game that's in Japanese?
Because they moved to Japan, durr.
>And yet after all this time is still selling, wew what a flop
Selling in very small numbers.
>So it's bullshit then and like i imagined it
Nope, I'm just refusing to look for it :^)

>>385377609
Splatoon 2, you fool. You're missing out big time.

>>385372682
It's all about that freedom to play however you like, wherever you like and whenever you like. The cool design and all the functions help a lot too.

>>385391247
>It's sold well every month.
Except for those two months the PS4 beat it though
>And you keep using Europe as a crutch.
Except i didnt, but even if i did it would be better than relying on one country against the rest of the world
>Nope, there would be no benefit to that.
>PR has no benefit at all
Sure whatever you say
>I disagree, that shows exactly what I said
Unless you failed at math, those numbers proved the PS4 slammed the Switch in June and didnt "barely" beat them like you said they did
>Because they moved to Japan, durr.
But would a fucking foreigner who speaks and reads perfect english buy a game in japanese, also couldnt they have just brought their english copy to Japan? Also still that doesnt disprove how your glorious Japan praises those western games you hate
>Selling in very small numbers.
But still selling
>Nope, I'm just refusing to look for it :^)
So in othe words the Switch will have no third party support, thanks for clarifying that for me

>>385391696
>Except for those two months the PS4 beat it though
Still sold well
>Except i didnt
You just did
>Sure whatever you say
PR has no benefit when you can just sell it if you've got it.
>and didnt "barely" beat them like you said they did
lel the ps4 can't smash anything
>But would a fucking foreigner who speaks and reads perfect english buy a game in japanese, also couldnt they have just brought their english copy to Japan?
Yes.
>But still selling
In very small numbers.
>thanks for clarifying that for me
Still not gonna look for it lol

>>385392226
>Still sold well
Yes but not as well as the PS4
>You just did
Except i didnt, dont put words on people's mouth when you're losing an argument
>PR has no benefit when you can just sell it if you've got it.
If they got stock then how come PS4 still outsold it two months in a row?
>lel the ps4 can't smash anything
Except the WiiU :^)
>Yes.
So you agree that Japan loves western games then?
>In very small numbers.
But still selling
>Still not gonna look for it lol
That's fine because it will never happen anyway

>>385392593
>Yes but not as well as the PS4
*for that month
>Except i didnt
You did.
>they got stock then how come PS4 still outsold it two months in a row?
They don't have stock.
>Except the WiiU :^)
Did that to itself honestly
>So you agree that Japan loves western games then?
Nope since it's untrue.
>But still selling
In very small numbers
>That's fine because it will never happen anyway
Uh huh

>>385392886
>*for that month
More like for two months
>You did.
Tell me when
>They don't have stock.
But you just said they do have, backpedaling much?
>Did that to itself honestly
Except everyone thought it would kill the PS4 when it came out
>Nope since it's untrue.
GTAV still selling proves you wrong
>In very small numbers
But still selling :^)
>Uh huh
Until you can show me the article my point stands

>>385390695
Why are you using a weekly chart from the 3rd of June to try and make your point, my man? You can do better than that.

>>385393080
>More like for two months
Same thing
>Tell me when
Nope
>But you just said they do have, backpedaling much?
I didn't
>Except everyone thought it would kill the PS4 when it came out
Did they now
>GTAV still selling proves you wrong
It doesn't.
>But still selling :^)
In very small numbers
>Until you can show me the article my point stands
What point?

>>385393276
Dont have the most recent numbers, gotta work with what i have

>>385393315
>Same thing
Except its not
>Nope
So you're just bullshitting since you lost the argument like an hour ago
>I didn't
Yes you did
>Did they now
Yes
>It doesn't.
Except it does
>In very small numbers
But still selling
>What point?
Switch doesnt have 3rd party support

>>385393412
>Except its not
It is.
>So you're just bullshitting since you lost the argument like an hour ago
Nope, I won lol
>Yes you did
I didn't.
>Yes
Neat.
>Except it does
It doesn't.
>But still selling
In very small numbers.
>Switch doesnt have 3rd party support
It does.

>>385393316
Anon, friend, you can't make the argument you're trying to make about sales without having up to date numbers. That's silly, man. What if you're completely wrong? You'ld have no way of knowing. People would think you were foolish. I don't want that for you.

Also, that's a weekly hardware chart, buddy. That's such a small slice of the pie. At least go for a monthly chart. Though, if that's the most current numbers you can find, giving that we're so close to August it might be better just to bite your tongue until we get the more recent ones, friend.

>>385391339
The Call of Duty of the Switch? No thank you.

>60 dollars for a terrible singleplayer and a casualized multiplayer filled with so many loud, obnoxious children that Nintendo had to remove voice chat to make any match tolerable

Who can defend this? This isn't fun.

>>385378804
This just makes it even more like OoT 2.0 :)

>>385393671
>It is.
It's not
>Nope, I won lol
This proves i did won, sorry junior better luck next time
>I didn't.
You did, you told me they do have stock and the next post you told me they didnt
>It doesn't.
Too bad, they do even if you cry about it
>In very small numbers.
Still selling sweetie
>It does.
If you count indie trash made by western devs, then yes
>>385393709
NPD doesnt show total number of units sold unfortunately

>>385394000
>It's not
It is.
>This proves i did won, sorry junior better luck next time
You didn't.
>You did, you told me they do have stock and the next post you told me they didnt
I didn't.
>Too bad, they do even if you cry about it
It doesn't.
>Still selling sweetie
In very small numbers.
>If you count indie trash made by western devs, then yes
Still counts.

>>385394146
>It is.
Nope, sorry
>You didn't.
Too bad, i did
>I didn't.
Yes you did
>It doesn't.
Well the fact they play them and enjoy them, proves it
>In very small numbers.
Still selling though
>Still counts.
So western games are good now? You told me they were bad, it's ok if you backpedal on this one as well, you already several times

>>385394327
>Nope, sorry
Yes
>Too bad, i did
You didn't.
>Yes you did
Nope
>Well the fact they play them and enjoy them, proves it
It doesn't.
>Still selling though
In very small numbers.
>So western games are good now?
No.

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>>385379492
I didn't play it before the patch but I've been getting at least one significant framerate drop every time I've played so far. I just got done playing and I had on big one and several briefer ones. It's starting to worry me, since everyone on here says their game is smooth now, that maybe I got a bugged copy or there's something wrong with my switch.

>>385394562
That picture isn't even from the newest patch

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>>385372682

I would buy one in a heartbeat for $200... Rented* a wii u from gamestop to play BOTW a couple weeks ago...

Honestly, not sure if I'd rather just softmod a fucking wii u for free entertainment the next 3 years till the new fucking SWITCH ++ model comes out with MAYBE a better library

>>385382263
>market to the niche tech savvy community
>try to force proprietary memory cards like it's a necessity
>charge as much as a tripple A game for each one.

>>385394543
>You didn't.
Im pretty sure i did
>Nope
Well it doesnt matter, people can see the posts and can testify you have been backpedaling for like more than an hour
>It doesn't.
>If people enjoy games that doesnt mean nothing
>In very small numbers.
Yet still selling after all these years, can a japanese game do the same?
>No.
So the 3rd party support the Switch gets from them doesnt count then, well i guess the Switch has no third party anymore
Last (You) you're getting btw, i better stop before i give you a worse brain damage than you already have

>>385394614
So?

>>385394748
if wii u softmodding is anything like wii softmod, you should just do it.

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>>385395318

My wii softmod lasted like 6 years till the console bricked. Plus the WII U has backwards comparability. . . never had any isos for the wii though; seems easier with this model.

thanks for the

you

>>385374272
Correct.
https://youtu.be/qBVyF0I2Ruo?t=2m43s

>>385374272
I mean its kinda cool that the Switch is that durable.
but that second video had like the most shameless edit ever.
Its so cringey that they thought they could get away with their second rate acting