What's your favorite "This is how you DON'T play x"?
>>385353832
Black Mesa. Always.
>>385353832
Dark Souls the "redemption" run.
>>385353832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp7f_nCKfFw
the one where he begs children to pay his bills :-)
SOK have spoken
>>385354063
I have never seen anything this unfunny in my life
Woooow
I generally enjoy his co-ops with J Rambo.
The Mario ones specifically. DSP tends to be more bearable when playing with someone else.
>>385353832
>DOOMFIST Premiere stream
>Plays Winston instead
>>385354956
based
The MGS3 one will never cease to entertain me
>>385353832
Dark Souls up until the point he rage quits in Blight town.
most TIHYDP videos are even worse than the original streams 2bh
>>385353981
>>385355196
Honestly I prefer his stand-off against LGK.
>chucks a lightning spear which he used to cheese the entire game
>it bounces off the shield
>visible confusion
Bloodborne DLC
Black mesa and mgs3 are the only funny ones
jak 2 he goes fucking berserk even though the game is easy
>>385354956
>unboxing video
>doesn't unbox anything
>>385355557
https://youtu.be/djH_ztEeGyY?t=5m15s
https://youtu.be/uckcyCezYcY?list=PL_QtSMEGimbwWG1noFcjZ5BhmIdti2xba&t=16
woow
>>385355993
>that mimic
That was pretty bullshit I'd give him that one.
>>385355573
https://youtu.be/J8Rdp2--SjQ
Any Metal Gear
>>385356582
Yeah, it's kinda funny that it also happened in his original playthrough
https://youtu.be/PpbznauNhic?list=PL_QtSMEGimbx0zpSKP3iD5Cj5husWxEq5&t=292
>>385355952
>tfw watched DSP play old iron king DLC live
>tfw witnessed his face when he had to fight smelter once again
>>385353832
Metal gear series
DeS
>>385354063
>more than 2 hours
Is it too hard for those people to edit this shit and leave only good parts? They're worse than Phil by making vids like this.
Any platformer or arpg. The Jak series is classic.
>>385357540
FUCKING KOJIMA
>>385357713
>tfw there's almost 4 hours long TIHYDP of Bloodborne and there's only handful funny clips, rest being covered in HAHA THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD NOT PLAY THIS VIDEO GAME XDDD -trashcomments
They're all terrible.
>fighting enemies
>"oh shit I died, haha"
>comment flashes on screen: "I HOPE DSP FUCKING KILLS HIMSELF!!!"
>>385354063
We want DSP not this shit
>>385358241
not all of em are like that
DSP is based
>>385358241
The comments are supposed to be appropriate to the moment shit is happening and more specific, highlighting why exactly he failed in this part or what simple solution he should have employed.
Instead most makers of these videos just seem to take random and completely unrelated comments and arbitrarily plaster them all over the video.
Most people making them have no sense for this and just want to copy the format to get some views without understanding why it once worked in the first place.
DSP is the real star. You are just a dude editing this shit together, cutting out the fat and tedium while leaving the good parts. Minor additions of your own can be nice as long as you don't overdo it and it becomes intrusive and interrupts the content.
>>385353832
Daily reminder anything made after the dark souls ones are low effort garbage games not even worth watching
>>385359581
>Daily reminder anything made after the dark souls ones are low effort garbage games not even worth watching
Feast your eyes on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPhA9A1yaf4
Anyone that SOK reacts to, I think watching them with friends is the best part, I tried showing my "friends" TIHYDP's and they didnt even chuckle.
>>385353832
Probably DaS, this video at 29:40.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI1ilUaVMJs
>>385355759
>instead asks for more money
>>385360101
>four hours
SoK faggots like pic related are autismos, jesus christ
>>385355759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWaucJcomAU&t=5s
>>385353832
Threadly reminder to never lease a car, and most of the time buying a condo is equally retarded. Protect your money so you aren't like 35 and begging children for money on stream some day.
this isn't a DIHYDP but it's my favorite DSP vid
https://youtu.be/Bw2joSHO_HI
>>385355993
>10 seconds in
holy fuck lmfao.
>>385355993
>linking directly to his channel
Hey Phil, what are those staycations doing for your money situation?
a lot of DSP's rantings come off like repurposed howard stern monologs, I don't know for sure but I feel like he probably just rips him off
gta 3 or san andreas
>>385358241
>DSP makes a racist joke
>Comment on screen: "UMMMMM, RACIST AND SEXIST MUCH?!?!? WE NEED TO IMPEACH DSPRUMBF RIGHT NOW"
>>385356646
>using the most op weapon from basegame
>still fucks up immensely
I think in terms of anger, Fifa is number 1 on the list cause I can't think of a video where Phil is ever this pissed off at a video game.
The cringier the better. His playing of Ducktales was just pathetic
Persona 3
>constantly singing stupid songs
>getting all the class questions wrong
>constantly missing to attack enemies first
>constantly missing attacks in general
>rage quitting on the last boss
>played on easy and couldn't finish it
Fighting games with hit indicators.
>Gets counter hit
>I WASN'T PRESSING ANY BUTTONS WHAT THE FUCK
>AHAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY IS SUCH A FUCKING SCRUB
>>385363315
>morons paid him money to play it and he doesn't even finish it
What's a crouch jump?
Why is the board so full of youtuber shitheads right now? Seriously, a couple of threads are fine, but you have the catalog invaded with your off topic bullshit. We need a separate board for this crap.
>>385363498
>says "online play, only the shitty may apply!" after getting rope-a-doped into a victory
>get's double perfected
>>385354063
die in a fire
>>385353832
The Dark Souls 3 ones. He is so fucking used to saying it during every single round of every single match of every fighting game that he will literally say "I can't block, its delayed! Its so delayed its dropping my inputs! Can't block!" and shit like that while playing an OFFLINE SINGLE PLAYER GAME. Same is true of Nioh.
>>385364126
>tanks massive hits with his shield, so naturally stamina depletes to zero
>gets hit
>WHAAAAT??? I WAS TRYING TO DODGE AND NOTHING HAPPENED
>>385361130
>buying a condo is equally retarded
why? asking out of curiosity
>>385353832
Fuck off KWO/C u c k s of Kojima
>>385366520
It's actually not awful in larger cities because housing is scarce and insane, but in most places (see Connecticut and the suburbs of Seattle where Phillip has lived) you're essentially paying for an apartment you should probably just rent. Unless you're old or handicapped a condo is like a shitty house in most ways, because you have no lawn, you share walls with other people, and you usually have a fuckton more codes and rules to comply with. If you're Phil and overpay for a condo you still can't fucking sell, then buy another one across the country, you are just asking for an insane amount of debt.
>>385366824
https://youtu.be/sNpwLMmEUAw?t=15m
DSP doesn't want you to defend him, so you fuck off.
>>385353832
Let's play a guessing game.
How long till hean hero?
>>385355196
This shit is not cool!
Everyone needs to stop poking fun at tragedies that happen in USA!
What the fuck is everyone's problem?
What did Americans ever do to you?!
>>385354063
What the fuck? This makes me pine for the days when DSP belched and loosened flem as loudly as possible directly into the microphone- which was and probably still is every day.
>>385367182
>autists who make fun of another autist telling me to stop making fun of your autistic asses.
nice try freddy cucks
>>385367530
By "tragedy" are you talking about the bombing or Phil Bernell?
>>385363315
>couldn't finish it on easy
I don't get it didn't P3 give you like 10 items that work like soma if you die? Did that retard use all his instant revives before Nyx and couldn't beat him.
>>385367956
The bombing, you fucking idiot!
>>385367182
>I'm not a huge YouTuber!
Good thing you tried to make a living off of it for almost a decade, leaving yourself with no money or future security. Well played.
>>385368093
Well excuse me for thinking you might be talking about the bigger more depressing tragedy
Reminder to ignore SoK and their 15 year old fanbase.
>>385368254
You're not doing a good job of it by bringing them up in a DSP thread
>>385368242
Holy fucking shit! You are horrible!
It's people like you is why the Muslims are winning!
Dear god, save us...
>>385368326
Who do you think starts DSP threads? Otherwise /v/ would ignore the stupid fuck.
These are autistic children who watch a manchild play video games only to be a manchild themselves by watching his entire stream, and editing it for leddit-tier humor. The only good anti-dsp videos were the original MGS ones.
>>385353832
>When you steal gameplay from another youtube channel, but get butthurt your stolen content got stolen.
>>385367530
>What did Americans ever do to you?!
They fucked up the Middle East now sandniggers who lost their homes and some who want to spread terror for whatever reason are fleeing here. And the ones who just want social benefits.
Gaddafi was right all along but we didn't listen
Spoony's for Dark Souls, KH, and Fallout 2.
>>385368731
It's your own fault for being a country of weak people crippled by their lust for virtue signaling.
>>385368487
>Otherwise /v/ would ignore the stupid fuck.
I doubt that, I find it hard to believe that the SOK is responsible for every one of these threads. In fact, I'm pretty sure some of them have been created by Phil's fanbase
>>385368731
That was Europe fault.
You have done nothing but enslave people and cause wars.
>>385356651
>>385357540
best taste
>>385368813
>Europe
>country
what
>>385368860
>>You have done nothing but enslave people and cause wars.
What are you talking about?
>>385359194
Agreed, 90% of them are really lazy. It takes actual time and skill to make an entertaining TIHYDP. EvilAJ and JosterPlays are both fantastic though, real masters of their craft. And it's no coincidence that both of them are humongous fans of the games they do TIHYDPs for, Metal Gear for AJ and Doom for Joster.
>>385357639
the "caught the plague" always cracks me up
>>385361130
I bought a condo for 80k as it was being built. It's worth 213k now because of gentrification and I get 2200 a month in rent.
>>385355952
Anything bad that happens to this guy in his life, you can bet it's just like the mirror knight fight. Just like that mirror shield, he deflects every retarded mistake he makes and puts the accountability elsewhere. The result of a lifetime of this is you become incredibly stupid and never identify your growing edges.
For me, it physically hurts to watch this gay little hobbit complain endlessly. It's just a typical sick-headed person lashing out at everything that takes them back to their sickness. Past a certain point, you ought to get your comedy elsewhere (ideally not covered with slime).
>>385361130
>most of the time buying a condo is equally retarded
Whats wrong with condos
>>385369731
cant feel anything
someone tell me about this faglrod
>>385370727
Just a guy who plays vidya, not very good at it though. thats all.
>>385368278
>>385363315
>>385367979
>>385370889
are you guys his only fans
>>385370727
He's /ourguy/ and anyone who disagrees is an SoK autist shill.
>>385371115
No, he's just not an underaged shit.
>>385371115
why do c u c k s of kojima get triggered whenever someone isn't insulting dsp 24/7
>>385371182
what does that mean
>>385371176
who is sok
>>385371296
who's dsp and laughing archives and trigglodyte?
>>385371315
Some band of autsits who make it their lifes work to follow DSPs own life non-stop round the clock
>>385363315
Don't forget
>Atlus's official Youtube even makes fun of him in the comments of a TIHYDP video chronicling the moment he ragequit Nyx
>>385371412
Drgnkiller is probably the most autistic SoK of them all.
>>385371543
They also unsuccessfully picked a fight with ED
>>385371689
Who?
>>385370727
He's an autistic lolcow, and the SOK are the autists obsessed with him. Don't look deeper, it's not worth it
>>385371296
kiwi farm fags getting shut down isn't even satisfying it is just right
>>385353832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMZDqWaIS6o
This one
>>385370727
A case study in the veins of Chris chan
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/DarksydePhil
>>385369628
I never said it was impossible, but buying a house is almost always better. Depends on your area of the country though. Happy for you, my man, real estate is fun as fuck to game if you know what you're doing. I sold my first house for enough over what I bought it for to put a down payment on this one and pay off my car.
>>385369731 read here >>385367052
>>385371978
>kiwifarms getting shut down
Really? Sauce?
I thought they were pretty cool dudes aside from the DSP thread full of newbies
>>385353832
NG+ Ludwig, of course
>>385369123
Holy shit! You Euros are denial:the country.
That's why everyone hates you!
Fuck off, all you do is treat USA like shit and start wars with anyone who isn't like you!
Make no wonder your cooutry is falling apart with Muslims, you are all atheists and hate. Blacks.
>>385353832
MGS3
Close second would be the original Dark Souls run
>>385369123
One day God is going to punish you for your horrible ways!
Don't come hereAmerica do not want you!
England and Europe and Canada is filled with gays and idiot atheists fuck you that's why you ain't got rights where you live
>>385372527
A: They're unfunny autists and are full of trannies
B: Some guy threatened to tell the admin's mom about what he was doing, so he took down the site for a week until the other retard did it anyways and he had nothing left but the site. He's all about protecting free speech and pretending he's snowden, unless his personal comfort is in question.
>>385373946
What makes you think I'm not already here? You're country's being invaded by the rest of the world, the only obstacle is Trump
>>385374454
You are not here because nobody is USA an atheist fuck you everyone hates Europe and England and Canada and in the south Americans
>>385374692
The sound America
Remember to report the OP for rule violation. Also report any idiots taking part in e-celeb worship.
The thread will get deleted the more you report.
where did it all go wrong?
>>385374829
Of in the south America*
Fuck you! You can't always change what I said! Get off my comment!
I hate you atheist !
>>385375348
Suicide when?
Everything revolving around this guy is cancer.
>Gets paid scamming his fanbase.
>Autistic 'haters' pretend they have lives but follow everything this cunt does.
>>385375394
Stop! That is what I am saying! Who is making my same comment that says (you)!?
I spelled it wrong? It is always saying (you) but I know what I am saying!
How do I delete it?
After I correct this comment it will say you but whenthe other people comments it says (you) again to
DSP is unironically my favourite youtuber. People say he lacks comedic skills, but not being good at vidya is a comedy in itself, especially when a guy overreacts as much as he does.
I hope he lives a good like and dies at 45 in his nice house with no regrets
>>385375684
(You) again
Is this happening to everyone else to?
I try to fix my other comment and now it always says (you)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuCLGRN6GFQ
>>385375348
>treating every viewer as his personal income provider instead of just trying to entertain them
>mass uploads of over 17 videos PER DAY everyday for 8 years to flood the fuck out of his viewers
Both of those lead to numbers like pic related.
>>385375845
It says (you) again!
This is stupid I know what I am saying
>>385355759
>get asked to talk about a gift that he wanted but never got
>talks about a wolverine toy that he actually got
>>385370727
An absolutely worthless, unremarkable Let's Player that's no different from 5000 other Let's Players on youtube.
He gets relentlessly shilled here because /v/ is full of retards. Just keep reporting the OP and any posts shilling youtube links.
>>385375974
God damn. Did filthy man turn hostile after that, too?
>>385376169
>shilled
>DSP
If anything it's SoK shilling their unfunny videos.
>>385376061
It says (you) ever time I try to fix my comments
>>385353832
This one.
>>385376362
Look !! Just leave Americans alone, atheist is not healthy that's why you have no rights in Europe and England and Canada and in the south America just stop okay?
>>385376009
>17 videos that are anywhere from 10 minutes to 30 minutes EVERY DAY
>seriously expects his viewers to watch between 3-5 hours of gameplay EVERY DAY
Phil could literally save his BIZNES if he just stuck to 1 video a day.
>>385376378
>>385376009
well imagine if you were the dedicated performer for 700 people.
you'd want to create a positive environment for them and hope they enjoy and appreciate your content. It seems weird that that few of people would financially support an artist on a consistent basis, but it works so why be negative about it?
>>385376523
Stop saying (you) by my number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D4qliim_Jk
>>385376657
That's not that much to ask for KWAALITY KAHNTENT *SNORT, dude, come ahhhn. On a serious note, had Phil used any editing whatsoever or tried sooner to cash in on his own TIHYDP notoriety he'd probably be fine. Still near bankrupt because of his shitty money handling, but livable.
>>385376849
Again
>>385353832
>press a to attach suppressor
>>385376825
>dedicated performer
>failing at video games for children
Come on, anon, at least try.
>>385376849
It says (You) because you're replying to yourself, and when you get a reply, it will say (You) next to your number so you know which part of the response to go to
Get out of here newfag
>>385377040
It's bait, you fucking moron.
>>385376968
Holt fuck everyone in Europe is stupid. Stop saying you by my number idiot atheists
>>385377086
I got concerned as that was the 10th reply to himself and wanted it to end
>>385353832
This is how you don't play World of Warcraft. A dozen people trolling Phil as he struggles to play the game.
>>385354232
He really asked children to pay his bills? Link?
>>385377040
But it does it when I try to fix my comment to
>>385377013
not all the games he performs are made for children though, some admittedly are, but hey look where we are maybe shouldn't be so judgemental in that regard
>>385376937
It's kinda funny and sad that a guy who has been doing YouTube for 10 years knows jack shit about YouTube. Really gets one to ponder.
>>385377149
Everyone comments (you) by my number tho
>>385377157
It's a SoK shitpost; ignore it. Don't them or Phil any views.
>>385355759
That video is one of the greatest things on the internet
>starts off with a loud burp
>fire alarm going off the entire time
>spends most of the video bitching about the alarm and his apartment in general
>doesn't even unbox the game
>rather than make a new video without the alarm and with an actual unboxing, goes ahead and uploads it anyway
>>385376978
"SP MK22"?! WHAT THE FUHK IS "SP"??
>>385377336
>Don't them
Meant to put "let". Fuck.
>>385354849
True. I like John Rambo. He's a cool dude who needs to start doing Let's Plays.
>>385377202
I meant that his viewers are mostly underage furries, but it works either way.
>>385353832
1. Witcher 2 because that's when the community turned on him
2. That Raccoon City (I think) co-op where Pandalee pissed off Rambo so much
3. MGS 2 (best done TIHYDP video)
4. Dark Souls
5.Half Life Remake
>>385377428
That still doesn't fix the sentence
>>385377286
>>385357540
>about a 1000 meters
>>385377336
Yeah, as much as Phil is a dumbass, his haters blow shit out of proportion.
I definitely think he's going to go on anti depressants soon and gain about 100-150 pounds.
>>385377646
forgot pic from 2hrs ago
MGS1. kWo for life.
>>385377729
Wonder if he's going to give up soon or not.
>>385377815
Fuck off, cancer.
>>385353832
Demon's Souls.
When you got invaded by the scraping spear bro I lost my shit.
>>385377815
KWO is for fags.
>>385353832
>176 replies
>77 posters
kwo you guys live sad fucking lives i bet your all niggers too
Which one is more autistic? SoK or KWO?
>>385378107
Didn't know KWO was still a thing. SoK really needs to stop obsessing over Phil.
>>385378049
Talking about Phil is fun!
>>385378107
DSP
>>385357424
>DSP starts playing DeS
>Daily threads on 4chan about people wanting to gank him
>Gets scraped, toxic'd and level drained
>Next week hypes it up as revenge match
>He grinded 92 levels from 4-1
>First 4chan invader
>DSP jumps off the cliff and disconnects internet
>Laughs as if he won
>Stream views drop from 2.3k to 1.5k in ten minutes
>Barely gets 500 now
>>385377882
>>385377993
Calm down autists I was talking about the meme from the video not the DSP obsessed channel.
>>385378179
lol
>>385378179
Hi Fred.
Sly Cooper is the only one that genuinely pissed me off, since it was one of my favorites and that fucker spent 2 hours on one jump. Had me go nuclear within 5 minutes with his "Sly Cooper AND the Thievius Racoonus?! He IS the Thievius Racoonus! LOL they messed up on the first screne" bullshit.
>>385377880
nah
>>385378107
SOK and the Kiwi Farms.
>SOK do 7 hour podcasts. Nitpicking every sentence DSP does.
>SJW and whiteknighting when his gf dumped him.
>68k tweets all about dsp
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>385378207
Why did you have to kill DSP?
>>385378312
Kwiki Farms are the most SJW assholes I have ever met. And they think they own everybody they bitch about and try to protect them from everybody else.
>>385378107
Autism ranking:
You> DSP's fans> SOK> KWO> DSP> DSP's haters> Pandalee> DSP's ironic fans> DSP's critics
>>385378614
Autism ranking fixed:
Anon who posted 385378614> DSP's fans> SOK> KWO> DSP> DSP's haters> Pandalee> DSP's ironic fans> DSP's critics
>>385378501
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/
I thought drgnkiller was the king of autism.
>>385360865
kek
>>385378787
Autism ranking fixed fixed:
YOU>Anon who posted 385378614>Anon who pisted this> DSP's fans> SOK> KWO> DSP> DSP's haters> Pandalee> DSP's ironic fans>The anon to whom the first guy was responding> DSP's critics
>>385378614
Fixed
Everybody else>DSP
>>385378797
To be fair to Kiwifarms, that thread is full of people who only came to the site because of DSP and only post in the DSP related threads.Just a lurker, not a member before you ask
>>385378614
>>385378787
>>385378981
This guy >>385379065 > DSP> Everyone else
>>385379182
ahh I see, I'm sure the people who gang stalk chris chan are made of better stuff
>>385379340
>DSP more autistic that the people who make videos about him and SoK
This guy>>385379340 > Everyone else > DSP
>>385379454
DSP>DSP
>>385379454
>Lumping everyone who dislikes DSP into the same hole
We found /our guy/
>>385360865
In his defense, the button timing on the kick is complete bullshit. I managed to pull it off maybe 40% of the time.
>>385354063
Nobody seriously watches over 2 hours of this, right?
>>385367337
He's too full of self-delusion to ever consider such a thing.
>>385379771
>too full of self-destruction to self-destruct
Deep
>Start new Classic run
>Secound month
>first mission these guys come flying in to fuck shit up.
>THATS XCOM BABY!
>Beat mission unscathed.
What is your most 'thats xcom baby' moments.
>>385380051
>99% chance to post in the correct thread
>Miss
That's XCOM, baby