Fuck this game. At first I was really enjoying it, but seriously,

calm down nigga you talking crazy

>>385320089
i don't get what you're talking about

@385320089
(you)

>>385320240
>i don't get what you're talking about
Have you actually played the game?

i don't remember anything like that in this game, the fuck you talking about?

i just spawn multiple Leanna on top of the crates in that level witg the boat and shoot them with the ballista.

>>385320089
Stop being a menace and go meet the wizard's niece, you gimp

>>385320089

>kicking simulator

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>I could put up with the occasional glitch or graphical imperfection, but what retard thought it was "fun" to automatically cause you to lose the game when you walk next a guard, open a door, kill a bird, or even TAKE A WEAPON.

>>385320298
Yeah, i finished it without a problem.
You're implying that there are forced stealth elements, which is untrue, or you're implying that you are not capable of beating it?

>>385320304
>i don't remember anything like that in this game, the fuck you talking about?
You must have either not explored very much or been lucky to never get a game over screen for no reason. For example, when you first go into Stonehelm, if you try taking the Longbow sitting at the end of the archery range, you automatically lose the game about 10 seconds later because "the guard saw you stealing". What the fuck is the point of putting a weapon in the game when you can't even take it?

>>385320430
>You're implying that there are forced stealth elements, which is untrue, or you're implying that you are not capable of beating it?
I'm implying that the game is a piece of shit because it literally punishes you for exploring the very first fucking town you enter.

>>385320464
Oh right you're an idiot
it's not an rpg, just go meet the bitch and get the game going

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>>385320464
>Be in a city with the presence of law.
>Steal an item in front of an officer of that law.
>Get mad when the guard takes you to prison and prematurely ends your adventure because you're a stupid fuck.

You can't make this shit up.

>>385320670
>You can't make this shit up.
The designers put a bow at the end of the archery course that cannot be found ANYWHERE else in the game, and you need to pick it up to complete the "Collection". You literally cannot use the weapon because by picking it up you are given an automatic game over. You are even given a game over for walking into the area where the guards sit. How can you seriously be autistic enough to defend this?

>>385320089
there are guards only in the 30 first minutes ...

you love to whine for no reasons dont you ?

>>385320464
>The game tells you to not fuck around and don't do anything to piss off the locals
>acts like a twat
>OMFG WHY THIS GAME DOESN'T LET ME DO THINGS

>the game tells you not to kill an ally
>kills an ally
>OMFG WHY CAN'T I PLAY THE WAY I WANT

I bet you get mad when in skyrim you get arrested for tresspassing

>>385320464
quicksave/quickload ?

there are no gameover you dont lose the game

>>385320804
Have you tried not being seen?

>>385320804
How would you know that if you haven't even gotten past the 2nd level? There are plenty of repeat weapons.

>>385320935
>Have you tried not being seen?
It's literally impossible not to be. The NPCs can still "see" you even through walls. I even waited for the single retarded guard to walk away before taking the bow but I still got a game over.

>>385320951
Because I looked it up, and I don't see anywhere else where the Longbow is found, correct me if I'm wrong.

>>385320804
you can easily find a longbow on enemies btw
and it's not a good weapon anyway

>>385321103
That's not really the point though. The point is that it's retarded to fill the town with items that you can't even use. I can walk into the eccentric guy's house, take his shit, and nobody says a word. But if I dare just WALK into the archery range, kill a pigeon or open the wrong door, I get a game over. It's a shit design.

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>>385321074
So you're telling me, you can't finish a game because you have to get a weapon you looked up on the internet because you want to collect all weapons in a game that you don't like?

>>385320804
>>The designers put a bow at the end of the archery course that cannot be found ANYWHERE else in the game
>you can find that bow easily

THATS NOT THE POINT

>>385321204
Are you autistic? Why is it not okay to have items laying around in a city that you cannot steal? Why is it not okay to not be a shit stirrer in a town with guards in it?

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>mfw OP

>>385321074
so you go around whining about a game mechanic you did not understand regarding instructions you can't follow in a game you did not play while you spoiled everything on the wiki?

What the fuck is wrong about modern gamers?

>>385321368
>Are you autistic?
Are you? You're the one defending an abysmally retarded design choice.

>Why is it not okay to have items laying around in a city that you cannot steal? Why is it not okay to not be a shit stirrer in a town with guards in it?
Yeah, okay, you are autistic, because you just glazed over what I just said. Explain to me how it makes sense that nobody will EVER get mad if I walk into houses and steal shit, but if I literally just walk into the guard's archery range, I get a game over. Your retarded ass will actually defend this. Unbelievable.

>This is the best first person close combat we ever got
>And it's still not very good

I had a lot of fun with it, but why the fuck is it seemingly impossible to make good first person close combat?

>>385320464
>getting caught
wew

>>385321556
>Explain to me how it makes sense that nobody will EVER get mad if I walk into houses and steal shit, but if I literally just walk into the guard's archery range, I get a game over.

Because there are guards in the archery range and you shouldnt be there.
The houses are unprotected instead YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT KYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385321484
>so you go around whining about a game mechanic you did not understand regarding instructions you can't follow in a game you did not play while you spoiled everything on the wiki?
Oh yeah, all those instructions, like how the game told me not to walk into the pub where the guards sit or I might lose the game, or when it told me not to kill a pigeon or I might lose the game, or where it told me not to talk to the wrong hobo or I might lose the game. But hey, it's not bad design, filling an entire town with secrets, items and NPCs and then forcing the player to simply walk from point A to point B without interacting with any of it is totally fine.

Fuck you and your shitbird logic, retarded apologists like you are what's wrong with gaming.

>game says to not piss off the guards or it's game over
>it literally puts it in the center of the screen together with the other stuff you have to do to proceed further in the story
>DO NOT PISS OFF THE STONEHELM GUARDS
>he goes around pissing off the guards
woooow how was i supposed to know that?
wasn't even a subtle hint anon, it was literally written on the screen for you to know that

>>385321798
>>385321939
I walk into a pub, the bar maiden says she will be with me shortly, I literally stand there doing nothing and lose the game just because guards are there.

I walk into somebody's house. There's a guard right next to his front door. I walk out with all of his shit. Nothing happens.

This is the faggot logic you are defending.

>>385321556
>Explain to me how it makes sense that nobody will EVER get mad if I walk into houses and steal shit
But they do, if you enter the first house you see right after exiting the tower, the guard posted right in front of it will tell you to piss off if you try to mess around the entrance, and turn hostile if you mess around too long.

>but if I literally just walk into the guard's archery range
unless you aggro'd another guard beforehand or walked into a protected area, they won't 'suddenly detain you', especially if they don't see you to begin with

To complain about not being able to get away with crimes you commit in front of the eyes of guards is the highest level of retardation

No wonder games are starting to limited the minimum age to 25

>>385322000
>unless you aggro'd another guard beforehand or walked into a protected area, they won't 'suddenly detain you', especially if they don't see you to begin with
Yes, actually they will. Go into stonehelm, make a left, go into the pub and just fucking stand there. Game over in 15 seconds.

>To complain about not being able to get away with crimes you commit in front of the eyes of guards is the highest level of retardation
No, the highest level of retardation is being so stupid that you don't see the critical design flaw in punishing players for putting in the effort to explore the fucking town you spent months designing.

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>>385321832
> retarded apologists like you are what's wrong with gaming
>Said by the guy that can't follow instructions written in the middle fo the screen

I picked up the wrong hobby, is the tailoring community full of retards as well?

>>385321997
What part of DO NOT do stuff that might piss off the guards do you not understand?

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How do you even come up with a thread this bad

>>385322198
>What part of DO NOT do stuff that might piss off the guards do you not understand?
Lmao dude holy shit, are literally on the spectrum or something? Re-read what I just said. Why the fuck do I lose the game for walking into a fucking pub but nobody arrests me for robbing a house when the guard is literally right outside the door? Your mother should have swallowed you, fucking christ.

>>385321832
>message pops up
DO NOT FUCKING STEAL SHIT IN FRONT OF GUARDS AND AGGRO GUARDS. THIS IS YOUR ONLY FAILURE STATE HERE.

>Why do i get a failure state for stealing shit in front of guards and ignoring guards when they tell me "GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS A FUCKING RESTRICTED AREA"?

You are indeed a moron

I know it's hard to admit you're wrong when you're mad, but just calm yourself down and give the game another go when you're ready. It's by no means perfect but I think worth a play.

I bought it a really long time ago but got bored.

I played it again very recently and didn't like it that much, a quarter of the way through I got bored and turned on God mode using console commands and just played through it to see how the story ended.

Kicking people into spikes gets old real fast.

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>>385322126
>or walked into a protected area
>make a left, go into the pub
Hmmmm

>>385322126
>Yes, actually they will. Go into stonehelm, make a left, go into the pub and just fucking stand there. Game over in 15 seconds.
I did, but literally nothing is happening

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Damn nigga you dumb.

>>385320089
It is really buggy. Going mage was really frustrating as 20% of the time the spells didn't cast. You would lose mana and it would go on cooldown but it did not do anything.

You don't get arrested for entering the pub you idiot. You must have walked in there with a drawn sword or something.

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>>385322376
I know it's hard to admit that you're a faggot when somebody insulted your precious shovelware, but calm down and examine the fact that your logic is retarded and that you are defending a terrible game.

>waah why wont the game let me be a murderer and criminal without consequence in the one section of the game where you can even actually do those things that takes ten minutes tops

why are you literally fucking retarded

why are you so fucking retarded

>Complaining about a part of the game that lasts 5 minutes tops
Holy shit OP is retarded.

>>385322679
>waah why wont the game let me be a murderer and criminal without consequence
Wait, so walking into a pub, talking to a hobo, or opening a door is considered being a criminal now?

>why are you so fucking retarded
t. 1st grade reading comprehension

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>>385322679
>>385322770
LOL look at this faggot, deleting his comment and reposting it to sound more angry.

>>385322841
none of those things trigger a game over. i have played over 100 hours in this game. you're just fucking stupid and don't understand what you actually did.

kill yourself faggot.

>>385322841
>>385322605

How does it feel to be a down?

>>385322309
You probably did some stupid shit before and the guards took a bit to get to you, I wouldn't be surprised, you already told us that you go around killing pigeons, trespassing and stealing stuff FROM THE GUARDS.
The game is quite messy at times and there's some stupid bugs but seriously, you're quite retarded

>>385322910
>accidentally double post

>must have reposted to sound more angry

You're even more retarded than he is.

OP must be fucking trolling.
Nobody can be this retarded without trying to fish for (you)s

Man, I robbed Stonehelm fucking blind of everything worth taking that wasn't nailed down or on fire, and that includes shit in secret rooms, hidden chests, and sealed balconies. Shit's fun 10/10 level design would play over and over again until I found all the secrets

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>>385322928
>i have played over 100 hours in this game.
>you're just fucking stupid
Lmfao sorry broseph but between the two of us, the one who invested 4 days of life into this piece of shit is the stupid one.

>>385322841
Dude that isn't even how the game works. Talking to hobos isn't supposed to result in a game over. Either reinstall the game or clean up your fucked up registry. I'm surprised the doorknobs haven't been replaced by chairs if it's gotten that bad.

>>385323053
>Changing the subject because you know you're fucking retarded and can't argue against it.

>>385323021
>You're even more retarded than he is.
Except he didn't "accidentally double post", he made one post, changed it and added to it, then posted it again. Sounds like you're the retarded one here autismo.

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>>385321074
You dumb as shit. Just kick the bow outside and take it.

>>385323209
>Prove it faggot. Sounds like you're pulling shit out of your ass to troll, just like in the OP.

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>>385322309
>Lmao dude holy shit, are literally on the spectrum or something?
Projecting much? You are the one bothered by an insignificant flaw in an otherwise great action game.
>Lmao
Please leave. /v/ is only for people of age 25 and up.

>>385320089
I pity OP who will not know such joys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIFEY7mJR-Y

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>>385323053
You are in the position of trying to say the one who understands the game is wrong, because he understands the game and you don't, and this somehow makes you the better person
Can you see what is wrong with this situation?

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>>385323273
>blatant samefag gets BTFO after acting like he didn't post twice because he's assblasted about his shit 2006 PC game

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>>385323446
>You are in the position of trying to say the one who understands the game is wrong, because he understands the game and you don't, and this somehow makes you the better person
You're right, his 100 hours of gametime mean that the fact I get an automatic game over for entering a pub isn't true. Why didn't I think of that before?

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>>385323456
>OP gets BTFO and tries to save some dignity by trying to prove that one person deleted a post

>>385323456
>actually going out of your way to take and upload a screenshot

lmfao git rekt faggot

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>>385323236
>You dumb as shit. Just kick the bow outside and take it.
Great idea Omar, now if only if I could actually enter the area where the bow sits without getting an automatic game over.

>>385323660
>lmfao git rekt faggot
>taking less time to upload a screenshot that writing a multi-sentence post is "getting rekt"
Ladies and gentlemen: autism.

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>>385320464
>the guard saw you stealing
>not try kung fu kick because you're a stupid fuck

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>>385323663
let me guess, you got into the pub with your weapons out

>>385320089
What the hell are you talking about? Are you drunk or something?

>>385323547
If he understands that the game is not supposed to be doing this, as multiple people have said also, then his idea that something is fucking wrong with your installation or maybe even your view of what is actually happening,
like an auto-hostile guard is seeing you first and you haven't noticed or something similar is quite possible and you should test this with a new installation (which really doesn't take long, the beginning is piss-easy to run through)

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>>385323798
>let me guess, you got into the pub with your weapons out
Nope. But let me guess, you'll find another jewnosed excuse to blame me instead of this piece of shit game.

>>385322534
Problem solved, OP is retarded or full of shit.

>>385323547
maybe you should listen to the npcs telling you to get out of the kitchen then faggot. you made the people hate you and thats a mission fail. deal with it.

>>385323756
OP BTFO

this thread is fucking awful, OP is a retarded faggot as always

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>>385323993
>bar maid literally says she'll be with you in a moment
>stand still at edge of pub
>game over

>>385323743
>b-but it actually took less effort to take this picture and write a post than to just write a post! o-owned!

Thanks OP, for being so retarded that you united /v/ because literally no one could ever side with you.

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>>385323798
>"I don't really think you've got a say in the matter, sugar"
>"Get out!"

>>385324085
>haha if I just greentext and pretend that uploading a screenshot is worse than writing an angry samefag post twice, I win the argument haha I'm gay xD

>>385323921
because everything you said in this thread is sad and pathetic, you are sad and pathetic, and i can't believe we exist in the same dimension
You went all the way out to attack a 11 years old game on a chinese forum for taiwanese cartoons, and after several people pointed out and proved you are the biggest idiot that ever learned to type you just doubled down

I'm both impressed and confused how can a person be this bad at playing videogames and so uncapable of enjoying them

>play game known for having lots of bugs

>waah why is this game so buggy?

>>385324074
>stayed for longer than a moment

you get what you deserve you piece of shit

>>385320593
There are guards in the town that won't let you steal shit, WOW, such a shit game!

If a game is going to be good, you should be able to kill guards left and right and still progress through the story normally xD

>>385324535
>There are guards in the town that won't let you steal shit, WOW, such a shit game!
I like how you retards keep focusing on this one example while ignoring the fact that you get a game over for walking into the pub.

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>>385324337
>being this upset because your precious 11 year old game was insulted on a Cambodian basket-weaving forum
I feel sorry that your parents were forced to raise a retarded child.

>>385325061
prove it

>>385320242
> @385320089
> @

First day on 4chan. That's cute.

>Meanwhile in not-retarded land
>Objective: Go to the mage' s house. Be sure not to make anyone mad.
>Walk straight to the house in less than 2 minutes
>go back to killing enemies after a brief cutscene
the end

>>385325157
considering that you've been shitposting for an hour, and it takes 30 mins to clear the city, you've been complaining about this game more than you actually played it
As said, you're an awful being

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>>385325269
>Meanwhile, in retarded land
>Spend weeks or even months crafting an entire town filled with houses, people and attractions
>Purposely hide items all over town for players to find
>Automatic game over for doing so

@385325197
he is denying you (you)'s

>>385325061
>>385325182
Yeah, Anon, make us a video. From the start of the level.

>>385320089
someone photoshop 'Dark Mesa' with JarJar Binks

>>385325269
>Meanwhile in actual not retarded land
>Explore the town and find tonnes of cool shit because you're neither an idiot who just does what he's told nor a retard who can't even navigate a city street without offending the law

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>there are people in this world who will not know such joy

>>385325556
no

>>385323756
Thread ended here.

>>385325157
Actually only one of your examples is worth taking a look at, the one about the bar or whatever
Some of the most kind anons already suggested your game was fucked somewhere in the installation

The other shit you said happened were just your own fault, and your excuses were quite pitiful, for example:
>The designers put a bow at the end of the archery course that cannot be found ANYWHERE else in the game, and you need to pick it up to complete the "Collection".

That's why everybody is shitting on you
Because you're really stupid and you barely played like, 10 minutes of the game
Of course people are dismissing your claims, the stuff you said never happened to anyone else in the thread and you already have proven to be a retard

Sell me this game /v/, does it have shields? Two-handed weapons?

>>385325197
At least you admit that it's yours, welcome to the super secret club

>>385325661
Are there a multitude of builds or is that the one you have the whole game?

>>385325970
It does shields. The only 2 handed weapons are staves which I never found particularly fun to use.

I finished the game and collected everything with no problem.
I was 12 years old.
You're retarded, OP.

>>385325424
>for players to find
That's where you made your mistake faggot

>>385325970
>shields
yes
>two handed
as in greatswords? no
there's straightswords, knives, bows and staves and BOOTS

most of the fun, i think, comes from messing around with the enemies and killing them in imaginative ways, magic is pretty cool and there's some cool spells, like telekinesis and ice bolts that can either freeze the enemy or the ground beneath them
I have to be fair to you though, some of the fights, especially bosses, can feel sluggish and quite stupid sometimes

Was OP a playtester at valve by any chance?

>>385326075
Game has skill trees. You can be a mage, an assassin, a warrior or an archer depending on your skills. Warriors are by far the best because melee combat is really fun but the other "classes" have some neat stuff too.
The most fun I've had with this game was giving myself unlimited skill points with console commands.

>>385326430
Yeah the environment is definitely the funnest weapon to use in this game
There's nothing quite like throwing a basket of potatoes at some orcs to make them slip off a cliff

>>385326185
>>385325970

i thought those weeb swords were 2 handed

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OP if this thread is bait then congrats, it's the best bait I've ever seen. Congrats, you win. Never post here again.

>>385327267
They are 1 handed. Makes sense because iirc in the M&M world they are they are used by nagas who wield 6 of those, one in every hand.

>>385325061
You're told to get out very aggressively, and there's nothing even in there anyway.

And even if there was, if you weren't such an autist you would probably take that as a sign to make creative use of telekinesis instead of just barging in like a retard into an off-limits area and getting pissed about how people will try and stop you.

>>385326075
multiple classes but generally you mix it up for the sake of variety, the game rewards being creative with the environment, the only "must have" ability is to be able to kick more often, Kick is best weapon

>>385320464
haha oh yeah, there was an objective where If the towns guard/ people hate you the mission fails. First time encountering this mechanic? I bet you get mad that you get game over if you transform into a demon infront of normal people too.

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>>385323236
> Star Craft II
Dumb Nigger.