LOOKS AT SCREEN CHAT CLEARS THROAT LOOKS BACK AT THE GAME

>>385314009
What's the story here?

WE MADE BIG PROGRESS TODAY!

>>385314054
DSP caught batin' while forgetting to turn off his stream cam.

He spent 15 minutes doing an unboxing and didn't even open the fucking game. How the fuck can you even fail a fucking unboxing video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWaucJcomAU

you can't subvert us sok kwo autists, phil is based.

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DID YOU SEE THAT?
INSANE FULLSCREEN UNDADGEABLE ATTACK
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS DLC KHANTENT

That image still disgusts me.

>>385314213

>unboxing a standart edition

kek

thanks for giving me an excuse to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD87waPSvc4

>>385314170

You mean DSP pretending to be caught masturbating on camera in the pathetic hope that it would go viral and bring in new viewers.

>>385314313
It did though.

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>DSP Experiences Bugged Personal Finance Mechanics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1DVrjxJ0UE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEBeFlx1Rd4

People that watch the shitter ironically are the only ones keeping him alive.

>>385314313
>pretending
You give him too much credit. That face you see in the OP is the real face DSP makes when he blows his load.

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>Left stick plus right trigger to attack...
>huh...

This guy is like the chris chan of let's plays

I feel bad seeing people make fun of him because I feel they must all be high-functioning autists angry at how low-functioning he is, such that they would send 1,000 pizzas to his house and convince him to be transsexual and then write entire wikipedia articles about how he deserves it

>>385314391
I watch him unironically, he's the buddy I never had.

>>385314391
The only people that view videos directly from his channel are his cult dickriders and the autists who make the TIHYDP videos

>>385314394
t-that's kinda hot ...

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>>385314296

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>>385314213

>How the fuck can you even fail a fucking unboxing video?

Hahaha holy shit

Nothing will ever top these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2oj2bxXJnw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdbOu40vxY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfNXruWZrls

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>his girlfriend left him and is now quiet, unassuming, and gainfully employed

>>385314617

>masturbating in front of children

that guy sound like a complete moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR51mipYg98
>30 minute rant about how he doesn't get triggered by trolls

I NEVER LEFT

dsp hating is getting kind of old though desu.not as fun as it used to be

>>385314714
>implying children don't watch his streams

Nice try Phil

>Being shit at games that fucking Atlus themselves comes to laugh at you
You can't make this shit up

>>385314394
kek he looks so devoid of humanity

>>385314213
this is one of the best videos on youtube

>>385314380
Look at these jealous mother fuckers.
looooooool what a fag video, waste of time an bandwidth

>doesn't even own a car
He should fuck off. looooool

>people continue to post about this, believing the character, seemingly infantile in your mental faculties

yes, the guy has done nothing but play video games his entire life and in fact played a hard genre of games at a competitive level, but he dies over and over and over to everything and can't manage basic controls. right.

he's sooooo bad!

this guy is outright smarter than you and it's funny.

>>385314296
>that official Atlas comment

kek

>>385314380
don't you dare post illya alongside that garbage ever again

>>385314952
Go to bed Phil

>>385314952
Such a character he's in debt, lost his girlfriend and all his IRL friends. Yes, he's just a character guys. All that e-begging? It's just ironic and satire.

>>385314952

I'm confused more than ever now

>>385314213
>fire alarm in the back

>>385314750
this. its become phils cult vs "detractors" war now and its the cool thing to do to make h8er vids

>>385315051
I'm in debt too nigga it's called being in your 30s

the guy has played video games as his fucking job for like a decade, and makes money off it, he is winning over you

>DURR HE LOST HIS GF
life happens, wtf? you dont just get a gf one time and then have it forever lol

>>385314009
You guys like to pretend you don't act like dsp does playing games. I appreciate what he's done and it would be a shame if anything ever happened to him.

>>385315360
Phil you really need to sort your shit out, pronto.

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>>385314952
>he just IRONICALLY lost his girlfriend
>he just IRONICALLY put himself into tens, possibly hundreds, of thousands of dollars of debt assuming the YouTube gravy train would go on forever
>he just IRONICALLY bough a house he cannot hope to afford
>he just IRONICALLY masturbates on camera
>jokes on you fags, he has your 1/12 cent from the view you gave him
Well shit now I feel foolish.

>>385315023
fuck you

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I'm surprised he even had a girlfriend. Don't know anything about her personality but she had some nice tits.

>>385315427
how is anything of that related to anything that i said?

hes not bad at video games, period, its a joke an and act and he has gotten by doign it. managing his money badly and shit has nothign to do with that whatsoever

you just cant handle the fact that youve been sucked into a fucking lie like it was real, for years, do you also believe "Francis" is real?

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Reminder dsp beat ninja gaiden

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1 dollar anons, please

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>>385314213
>fire alarm blasting throughout the video
>complains about life issues instead of talking about the game
>doesn't even open the box

This is an absolute classic

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>>385314296
>plays on easy
>ragequits in the end
>gets roasted by Atlus

All of my luls

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>super best friends make an off the cuff 2 second joke about phil in a 2 hour 45 minute podcast
>phil spends 18 minutes complaining about it on a prestream

>>385315765
The man is literally fucking retarded

>>385314009
I hope this dude never goes away. I'll never see another let's player make me laugh so hard as when this dude sees a glitch or a fuck up in game.

>>385315415
>it's phil
Phil ain't got that kinda time. He's got games to rage at. There are people that still like watching his stuff. It's just a lot of kids like you enjoying those dank memes and jumping on hate bandwagons. Have fun kiddo. One day you'll have to come out of mom's basement and get a real life.

>>385315591
He beat all of /v/'s "hard" games. I guess /v/ needs a new hobby. Because the "most casual" of casuals beat all their hopes and dreams.

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>>385314009
R6 Siege road to Diamond when?

Just imagine the salt and all the "cheater/bullshit callouts" kek

>>385314457

Buy CWC invented Let's Plays years ago

>>385316654
>He's got games to rage at
Not anymore. He's got games to rush through to getthose sweet $. He turned into a regular streamer whore with fake reactions, begging and donation shoutouts.

>>385314296
lmao what a fucking bitch nigger. HE GOT PAID FOR THIS. how does he still have patreons

>>385314617
he's so fucking assblasted every time somebody pokes fun at him