TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT Gun Mettle Update, July 2 2015 (Thursday)

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>The Pyro Update, July 27 2016 (Thursday)
>2016

hmm
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>>385311584
Wow i did type that, nevermind abandon this shit thread

>>385311345
if the update comes out today i will give you an unusual

>>385312830
give him a burning TC

>>385311345
NEXT TUESDAY'S THE NIGHT

If i'm right and it is today, then expect the update in the next 4-6 hours about noon PDT (valve time)

>>385315513
I mean it's been about 5 weeks and they take 2-3 weeks for Map asset licensing, etc. so it SHOULD be this week, but Valve Time.

>>385311345
how do you know this

>>385316190
Just trust me on this one.

>>385316742
why should i

>>385317916
You'll find out in 4 hours

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If tonight is the night, I'm spending 100 $ on opening crates.

They better not fucking delay the damn thing until August.

>>385321360
hahahaahaahahaahahahahha

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>>385321360

Now that you've said it...

Why is everyone excited about them fucking Pyro up more than it already is?

>>385321360
>August
October to coincide with the anniversary

>>385321360
August 2018

>>385319574
LIAR
LIARLIAR

Is the Party Van server up?

>>385321706
The euro party van had shit admins and the op got mad over nothing so everyone left

>>385321478
They think they are going to fundamentally rework the pyro. Like fix how latency fucks with the flamethrower and all that shit that's been a problem since 2007.

Except it's just going to be weapon balance changes to weapons that don't actually need them and 3 new pyro weapons that will be useless. lmao

>>385322127
Pretty much this. Valve hasn't cared about the balance of TF2 for years, what makes people think they know what they are doing now is beyond me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JQvtJbpDEQ&t=73s

I AM DA SCOUT HERE!

>>385322250
Valve is trying to merge and balance the game for competitive TF2 play. Expect that's retarded because TF2 sixes is an entirely different game that will never play like a casual TF2 match.

>>385321478
We just want something fresh, it's not like pyro will be the only class getting new items, or at least he shouldn't be. They're taking their sweet time with this update because they know that if they fuck this one up it could mean death for the game. I'm expecting a shitton of new weapons a rework to pyro and heavy and the Spy vs Engineer thing that was rumored to be as the 2nd part of this update a bit later (don't quote me on that)

Yes, goyim. Keep clinging to the rotting carcass that is tf2. Also don't forget to buy some keys!

>>385323650
K.

>>385323650
>not griefing the shit out of TF2's retard userbase
baka

you have 1 job anons, keep this thread alive for 4 hours

>>385323650
>>385324496
wait what

>>385324745
3

>>385311345
I miss playing Pyro. I loved burning people to death. TF2 is the only game where flamethrowers aren't a complete joke.

>>385322540
I really miss tf2 sometimes when I remember vanilla, but that will never come to pass. All the stupid strats I watched a long time ago will never come around again.

I will never be able to bonk, run past a sentry nest, and taunt kill the engineer.

>>385321706
the plot repeats and the party van once again is barren thanks to shit admins

Can we do it /v/?

>>385325979
It's happeninge (soon)

Friendly reminder to all sniper mains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJfMZcKNByc

https://steamcommunity.com/id/tehjill
https://steamcommunity.com/id/paintrain
>offline
>offline
not happening
go home

>>385321360
Don't worry, it'll come out in July 2021

>>385326887
What if they have Steam open in offline mode

>>385323650
>No Goyim! You must abandon this roting carcass of a game and purchase [NEWGAME]!
I'm on to your Jewish tricks, Mr. Shekelbergenstein

Y'know I'm honestly ok with it being pushed back at this point. I've rekindled an old flame in Morrowind and I've got all the time in the world

>>385326887
It's happening.

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>>385324157
>>385324496
>>385324843
If valve fucks the update up it's GAME OVER.

>>385327784
Exactly, that's why they took longer than a year for this one (hopefully)

wil there be contracts with this new update? some of the last ones were ass to complete

>>385327784
>I don't know how to read graphs

>>385327998
Quite possibly, if the spy vs engineer rumor is true it's almost guaranteed.

>>385328626

you mean the rumor that's been floating around since 2015?

get real if you think you're getting two updates in one

NOT
HAPPENING

>>385329147
Yes, that rumor. Rumor pt. 2 says it's been delayed and replaced by MyM and is being pushed with the pyro update as a 2 parter and will come out a bit later.

>>385322254
You're the best mercenary no one deserves or wants

>>385329378
where is this coming from?

there are no fucking good community servers and all valve matchmaking is a joke.

why did they valve have to go and ruin everything, standard valve servers don't even exist anymore.

>>385329505
Forums mosly. Files with names that have spy vs engineer have been found as early as 2015, i'm sure there's still screenshots of it out there, but they're still only rumors are probably not happening.

>>385315513
You've got 2 hours left,OP. Make it count.

>>385329854
Spy v Engineer was Gunmettle though
Concealed and Craftsmann cases pertained to spy and engineer respectively

>>385323491
Spy vs Engie was Gun Mettle. That's why both got such big reworks.

>>385330209
>>385330345
It was expected we'd get a Soldier vs Demo styled war between them. But they delayed that because of MyM. The rumors now are saying that it'll be a war update now and whoever wins dictates the theme for the next update.

>>385322127
People have high hopes because Valve actually linked to a fansite all about those technical issues, it'd be taking the piss to do that and then ignore them.

>>385330596
>Expected
Expectations can be different with what actually comes out
Matchmaking was expected to be TF2's saviour and look what it did instead
>Delayed that because MyM
Gun Mettle is two years predating MyM
>Rumors
[by whom?] [citation needed]

>>385330896
As i said rumors are just that rumors. You don't need to sperg out

>>385331076
As i said rumors are just that rumors. You don't need to sperg out

>>385330896
Oh and >Gun Mettle is two years predating MyM

lmao

>>385330896
As i said rumors are just that rumors. You don't need to sperg out

it's never the night

but what if it doesnt happen tonight...
will op get burnt on the stake or crucified?

>>385331628
Fucked in the ass, because i'm a faggot if it's not true (it is)

>>385311345
Sorry, its csgo update season

TONIGHT

>>385331797
CS:GO and tf2 teams are separate and updates are independent from each other.

>>385331076
>>385331173
>>385331215
all me

I'm lending you my Ki for just one bump

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>>385311345
>tfw it's been more than a year sincef meet your match
>tfw it's been more than 2 years since gun mettle

>>385332295
Will the update make the game worth installing and playing again?

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>1 month since last news on the update
It's never gonna happen lads.

>Biggest update in TF2 history supposedly
>Not gonna be a multi-day ramp up until the eventual release
It's gonna be a Tuesday -> Thursday update or nothing. Don't hurt yourselves with all that hype.

>>385332859
1 hour 20 minutes

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>Used to shoot through gate openings to kill tons of people
>Used to burn through the gate hitbox on dumbasses taunting in front of it
>Used to shoot people sticking their hitbox through the gate
>Used to Sandman max range stun snipers through the gate and at specific spots with high activity
>Used to throw guillotine through gate and make people who rocket jumped to the front bleed to death
>Now they'll remove the sandman stun altogether

I guess I've run out of fun shit to do in this game.

>>385333118
You'd better not be lying, you autistic little shit.

>>385332001
Valve dont like to release multiple large updates at once

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>>385333257
>1 hour and 20 minutes from now
>GOTCHA FAGGOT

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>>385311345
It's never coming

It's definitely gonna be TF2's anniversary. It's only about a month away. Everything seems to be pointing to that.

>>385333385
Noooooooooooooo. I would never do that

>>385333181
Spy invisible knife taunt and sandman through gate exploit was so much fun. Seeing a camping engi nest deep within enemy territory that's creating a stalemate explode in one swoop was so satisfying. It was the only time I bothered to play Spy as well.

>>385333181


Remember when sandman stunned ubers from any range?

>>385333881
Oh fuck I remember that, hard to pull of so I never felt bad if it happened to me. I also loved scaring the shit out of people by taunting off an object so the animation kept playing while moving towards them. RIP.

>>385333902
Yes, also when it stunned everything from any range. Not sure if guillotine will still crit stuns after patch either.
>mfw their current solution is "they will move slower but still be able to shoot :^)"

>>385333798
Yes I would

>>385333796
Hopefully if it's a 2 part update the 2nd part happens on the anniversary.

So... It didn't happen.

>>385335347
I literally said 4-6 hours 5 hours ago. Can you count?

>>385335535
Steam already posted its new releases though.

>>385335696
Don't know what you mean

>>385335535

Why are you so sure though? or are you baiting?
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>>385336230
Baiting? Me? Nooooooooooo, i would never do that.


It's gonna happen, just trust me.

I suck dicks

40 minutes left. Promise

>>385333902
The mittens still do this
They also hard counter bonk fags

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197964279229

Finishing touches.

>>385333118
>1 hour and 12 minutes ago

you better not be lying OP

5 minutes.

>Let's make a multiplayer shoter based on teamwork and map objectives!
>"Yeah!"

>And let's make it in your face, with lots of close range fights and explosions!
>"Yeah!"

>And let's add a class that just stands far away from everyone else and the objective to shit out 150+ hitscan damage!
>"Yea- wait what?"

What was their motivation for adding a class so grossly unfitting with the game?

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>>385339801

It's not happening you autistic fucks

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Oh no, OP lied
Truly, I am let down

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WAIT WHAT? NO NO NO NO I'M SURE IT'S COMING JUST A SLIGHT MISCALCULATION! GIVE IT FIVE MORE MINUTES IM SURE IT'S HAPPENING IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IT HAS TO HAPPEN

>>385340317
OP WHY DID YOU LIE TO US ALL

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Wow you guys still haven't had your update yet? Thank god i dropped that game for Overwatch

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who could knew that op lied again

>>385340749
>posts an annoying cunt of a character who gets on-demand invincibility every 8 seconds
One of the reasons I haven't played that game in ages, enjoy your 3rd new African character though.

>>385341009
>Thinking genji is overpowered
No wonder you still play Tf2 , you're probably garbage at every other fps.

>>385341009
>Assmad tf2 player doesn't bother to read skills descriptions, any non-ballistic projectile hits him just fine no matter what.

>>385342157
I didn't say he was OP, I said he was an annoying piece of shit like 75% of that Stunwatch's characters.

>my punishment is the thread dies with overwatch faggots posting garbage

Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing i could think of.

>>385342958
I have faith in you OP-kun. Please let it happen

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why did the spanish van server die? no one has been on it in weeks

>>385342958
it could be worse, pol and leftypol fags are shitflinging in TNC threads.

>>385342958
There's another tf2 thread about soldier being overpowered. Why don't you make more incorrect predictions over there?

>>385343160
Something about the admin not being a good admin

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>>385343538
i was going to do some giveaways and shit, the admin is quite terrible, couldt ban 4 hackers but destroyed a man for mentioning ponies and another for micspamming when he said not to, they also need some fresh maps imho, it was fun whilst it lasted, too bad it got infected with reddit and tryhards

>didn't happen
This update isn't coming out at all.

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>>385340317
(You) are a big liar..

>>385340317
Do you feel in charge?

Theyre delaying the update for after the Dota Superbowl

Mann vs Machine update...when?

It's so fucking fun but current trivialized with 4 competent people and I've played all maps to death.

>>385346169
I feel you, brother.

You forget updates usually are multi-days in which they hype it up before actual release. If it were to come out today, then we'd have been told on Wednesday.