ITT games where you make the RIGHT CHOICE and you laugh as the

>it's a "cuck vents his insecurities about their decision in a fictional video game as a thread on /v/" episode
yawn

>>385298082
Oh shit, is that a joja reference?

>>385298207
>its a "schumck accents his delusive speculations about someones decision to post on an on /v/ in a thread" episode.

>>385298082
fuck the corporations man

>>385298720
t. waaah i made a decision and got a blue building :(

>>385298807
Its better that some faggy community center.

>>385298082

Joja has a fucking choice logo, like that's Fedex Arrow tier

>>385298082
>mfw someone is a lazy faggot who basically got rid of 30% of content
Center is the only reason you want to progress in this game.

>>385299042
This. If you get all the shit with money instead of things you can gain by actually doing the activities then what's the point?

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>>385298082
But what are the pipes for

>>385299025
hence why I'm saying you're insecure you fucking faggot.
why even whine about it to begin with, let alone as its own fucking thread

Are there mods to make this game look like not ass?

Lol didn't even know this was a possibility

>>385299153
Yes, it's called being older than 18.

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>>385299146
3 is literally perfect

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>>385299302
Not an argument.

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>>385299141
Why would I talk to peasants? I'm pretty sure Grandpa left me this farm so I could turn a profit and become the wealthiest farming exporter in all the land. Who the fuck cares about anyone here?

>>385298691
This is so stupid i actually cracked a smirk

>>385299378
Why are you playing this game again? Cause I think this is your first contact with this kind of vidya and you're completely missing the point.

>>385299146
For funneling all the evil, obviously

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>>385298082

>>385299518
I'm certainly not going to play like this faggot and use it as some sort of disturbing life substitute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp1jDhNjiP4
>Time to go talk with this villager, OH ITS HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY, better get him a present!

Interacting with a fake town is not my idea of enjoyment. Thankfully this game does have the NOT A GAY FAGGOT option that allows you to FARM PROFITS and buy all the content like a true man.

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>>385299518
The overwhleming majority of npcs in 'these kind of vidya' aren't even worth talking to

>>385299518
>you're completely missing the point.
He's playing the game in a completely legitimate way
There's no wrong way to play Stardew Valley

>>385299378
I honestly do the same thing. Fuck that 'virtual relationship' nonsense. I have zero interest in it.

The mayors tend to kick me out of the village in harvest moon since I keep to myself and sell my veggies. Fascist cunts, whats so wrong with being a recluse?

>>385300060
Honestly, I agree. I detest trying to play friends with "people" that forget about me every time I reset a game to start over.

>>385299146
>Abigail as an obese landwhale
Makes sense, she already had the personality for it

>>385299327
> 3
> not 9

You Irish?
Niggas like u spell thick like it's thicc. Nigga don't want thicc. U want a sick stick for your sick prick ile I get sicc on that thicc with my thiccc dicccc u sick bitch.

>>385300060
>>385300307

its fun if you still have a vivid imagination, rather than just seeing the characters as NPCs that spew out text during certain circumstances

>>385299784
>>385299885
>>385299936
>>385300060
>>385300307
How much autistic you have to be to minmax in comfy farming game?

>>385299772
Ghouls are the fallout jews apparently

>>385300795
>t. retarded casual

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>>385300795
At least 50% less autistic that establishing fake relationships with a a fake pixel community to try and escape the stress and responsibilities of real life. Also Penny is literally the only attractive waifu.

>>385300795
I'm fine with the comfy farming in these games.

I'm not fine with the utterly autistic """""relationships""""" mechanic in them. It REEKS of weebs overwhelmed by their hormones desperate for any female to like them, but no one does so they resort to pretending to have a relationship with an NPC. Its fucking pathetic.

And keep in mind, this is coming from a 29 year old friendless shut in who has never touched a woman and never will. The difference is that I KNOW I am incompatible with society, and I don't pine for something I'll never have.

>>385298691
kekd

>>385298082
>I'm not collecting a bunch of gay fish and upgrading your useless building
Why did you waste money on this game then.

>>385300997
Enjoy your black baby.

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>>385300997
>Penny is literally the only attractive waifu.
u wot m8

How autistic do you have to be to get triggered by a corporation "aggressively" undercutting some shop owner in a video game?

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this thread is now about farm waifus

i just started SoS and was about to romance Iris but once I found out about Agate and how she shows up later in the Fall I've been just quickly doing my farmwork and going to bed to speed up the time so I can get to her

look at her

look how cute she is you fucking assholes

>>385301180
Very much so when you personally owned a shop that got muscled out by big business.

Fuck you Gamestop.

>>385301108
I thought the nigger was with the builder lady?

>>385301180
Their farming-related merchandise is more expensive than at the local shop, so you canonically hate Joja.

>gay
>faggots

Wow anon, you're like, so cool.

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>>385301219
Very cute.

Raeger is best husbando, yes or no?

>>385301350
If you buy the membership, their prices are equal to Pierre's

>>385301350
You're thinking in the short term. You aren't considering that with the development of stardew valley more corporations will move in and try to compete increasing the population and the overall wealth within stardew valley. Also you just need to charge more for your produce and site the markup as just covering the increased costs of dealing with Joja.

It literally helps everyone that matters. You just need to trust in trickle down Jojanomics.

>>385300997
at least he knows the correct best waifu

best thread on /v/ at the moment

>>385301219
You need a permit from Joja Corp in order to repropagate a thread for a different purpose and it needs to be approved by the board of thread administration.

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>>385301575
They're also not randomly closed on Wednesdays.

I know you're supposed to

>HATE JOJA

but I felt no guilt shopping there since Pierre is an asshole too.

>sells your own produce back to you
>puts YOUR produce in his grange box at the harvest festival, then gets all asshurt when you beat him
>shills his store every time you talk to him
>his wife shills his store every time you talk to her
>got canonically Magicucked by the Wizard

Pierre is a fuck. I wish Gus ran the town store.

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>>385301219
you're playing SOS ?!?!?!?!

>>385301796
>that event where Pierre is standing outside your door at 6AM just to shill his shop

>>385299146
UHH, THICCER!!

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>>385301956
>These people just come to my door whenever the fuck they want.
>some chick tries to pawn a dog off on me.

LITERALLY GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY

>>385301796
His daughter dyes her hair. Pennyfags are the only cucks in this game.

I prefer the happy dancing apples and a nicer looking building

>>385301294
Ignore him, he's retarded. He's shilled this shit even back when stardew valley had a general on /vg/ because he's butthurt Penny is obviously the bestest waifu.

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>>385299146
Anything past 0 is shit.

>>385302112
>not wanting a dog that you could train to keep people off your property more efficiently
What's wrong with you?

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>>385302126
She literally says she doesn't dye her hair anymore it just stays purple now.

Also this.

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>it's a marnie leaves her shop counter to stare at a microwave for 3 hours episode

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>At 8 hearts with all potential girls
Alright /v/, who do I go for?
I'm leaning toward Penny or Emily
Maybe Leah.
Maru and Abigail seem a little on the young side and Haley is Haley.

whats the best comfy farm game I can get for 3ds/ds?

>>385302498
Emily.

Which husbando is the best

>>385302498
Emily, just to cuck Clint.

>>385302498
>Penny

used goods trailer trash

go with Leah

>>385302694
>complains about used goodss
>go with Leah

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>>385302657
How is this even up for debate?

>>385302694
>Suggesting Leah
>After calling someone else used goods
Kel, if you want to be bullied just say so.

>>385302532

story of seasons, its made by the same people who did harvest moon after they lost the rights to use the harvest moon name

stay clear of the latest """"harvest moon"""" which is fake and gay

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Just redecorated. Feels real nice.

>>385302863
>story of seasons
There's two of them. Which one do I go for?

>>385298082
Isn't joja way more expensive for most things?
Why would you support them?

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>>385302808
this guy knows whats up

>>385302498
Whatever you choose Abigail is the worst choice.

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>>385300997
>>385301153
>>385301690
You guys have shit taste. This is the best waifu.

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>>385302919

>>385302892
>Being this proud of being a wagecuck
>Doesn't even own a crystalarium
I was wondering what that distant slurping noise was.

>>385302910
Same price once you buy the membership. You can spend your time making money instead of running around collecting stupid shit and getting jewed by travelling merchants.

>>385300997
>Be alcoholic who runs a vinyard
>Marry Penny
>Regularly gift her aunt pale ale

>>385302767
>>385302813
her ex didn't lay a finger on her. she's PURE

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>>385303041
>she's pure

>>385302919
That's pretty gay dude. If someone loaded up your save file without the mod you'd literally be sucking chad dick. Like you're a faggot as far as the game is concerned.

>>385302893

whichever, but trio of towns is the newer one

So is the game worth it? I don't particularly like chucklefuck but the game is on sale on PSN right now.

>>385303181
>mod turns males to female
>gay
And for exact same reason you are as retard as those people who say playing female character makes them gay.
Because prefering to see female body is obviously more gay then watching male body.

>>385303270
It's a pretty good time waster, comfy, decently fun, easy to mod if you want to.

Have to agree, I had zero relationship with people in this game and in real life I do not cultivate people either. Just a bother really.

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>>385303409
>and in real life I do not cultivate people either.

>>385303276
Enjoy your Female(Male) faggot. Does it even make them actually female or do you have to adopt children? If its the later you're LITERALLY A DICK SUCKER. Like your spouse literally has a Y chromosome.

The Y stands your You're gaY

>>385302919

dat sebastian tho, holy shit

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>>385303409
>cultivate people

>>385303525
This man is a raging homosexual.

>>385303186
It's out in the US now, right?

>>385302276
oh my~
that explains why Abby is so much into the occult
>to be fair her mom has green hair too

>>385298082
FTL.
I'm a softy in any other game, never taking the evil path but with FTL it's all about completing the mission and fuck anyone that gets in the way.

>>385304580
But in helping people you'll usually get better rewards.
e.g. Pirate is attacking civ. Kill pirate and get scrap. Civ pays you more scrap in thanks.

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>>385298691 deserve it

>>385304625
Well yeah, I do that if I have the hull points for the fight. I'm talking about sparing crews and some of the decisions you make like giving away fuel to stranded ships.

>>385301018
I like relationships mechanics. I find them fun. Your post reeks of autism, and this is coming from a financially stable 24 years old working man who has enough heterosexual sex to not feel like a complete loser.
I think you just take silly game mechanics way too seriously. In a sad attempt to at least not be as pathetic as some people, you ironically ended up worse than them.

>>385302919
I think Alex is the best girl there.

>>385305273
Yeah well I think that anything that doesn't involve making money is a giant waste of a day in Starjew Valloy.

>>385303525
>Like your spouse literally has a Y chromosome.
>pixels have chromosomes

Bro, best waifu is Jas__

>>385305660
No, it's still Emily.

>>385305462
You have to be specific since gender is a spectrum now.

>>385305679
>marrying a stoner

>>385305703
Yes.

>>385305660
Best waifu is Sebastian.

You'd think by now they would have released sex mods.

>>385305781
What'd be the point, it's shit pixels

>>385305724
Stoners and marijuana are a blight that need to be purged along with alcohol.

>>385305703
>stoner
GEMstoner, you mean

>>385305771
No, best waifu is you're waifu.

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>>385306106

>>385306190
Don't bully my waifu, he has depression.

>>385298207
>>385298807
>>385299149
My dude you look like a way bigger sperg right now

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Haley is best waifu and a princess

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Absolutely the best girl, fuck alcohol, read books instead.

>>385306620
Haley is a thot

pretty much all of dragon age origins

Literally golden fence tier

>>385302969
Yes my dude, you are the choicest voice!

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>>385298082
this is some good bait
it's a singleplayer game who gives a shit how this one person plays it
i don't think i could ever shill out to joja though personally

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>>385306785
Yet all she taught Vincent was how to climb trees.

>>385307124
I can. In a seperate save file. Because cheevos.

>>385306803
i made that ho into a house wife

>>385307127
>the chick from the Fifth Element and Ryuji from P5
?¿?¿?

>>385307258
While she jumps into Chad's cock at any opportunity when you're away.
They were into each other since the beginning.

>>385298082
That is one ugly house.
>I'd rather just buy the upgrades with money poorfags.
I bet you paid for this game too, you thundering imbecile. The weird part is that the game isn't really aimed at people of your leanings. Good to hear you enjoyed it, though.

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>>385307329
>They were into each other since the beginning.
by that logic everyone that plays this game is a cuck

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>>385307529
Not if you pick Jas.

>>385304663

from the thumbnail it looks like about eat poop

>>385307529
Bingo.
That's why you don't marry anyone.

>>385307529
Not Emilyfags, they aren't.

Stardew Valley 2 when?

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>>385307624
Precisely
How can you say "no" to this face?

>>385306525
Nah OPs thread is as useless as he is.

>>385302969
What portrait mod?
recommend me some top tier one, I want to give the game a second chance.

>>385299362
It literally is. If you cant handle these graphics youve never played anything before the 360 era.

>>385308109
kek

>>385308083
Post one pre 2006 game that looks at shit as Stardew.

Hardmode: No indieshit
Shin Akuma Mode: Nothing pre 1990

>>385308109
>9 is so fat she doesn't fit in the pic

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>>385307945

>>385308195
Every single GBA game from a technical standpoint looks worse than Star Dew Valley outside of the character portrait art. Im not even trying to defend Star Dew Valley here dude, Ive never played it and probably wont.

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Is this game even half as fun as the SNES Harvest Moon?

I heard it's kind of bloated and slow.

Does time stop at night and I can use it to visit my bar gf without worrying about missing shipments?

I'm near the end of the first Fall and I have 2/6 of the Center Bundles completed (Boiler room and fish tank).

2 more are almost done:
*need 2 things for Winter foraging
*need $25,000 for the safe. Currently sitting at like $20,000

Is this good progress or bad progress?

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>>385307945
You fucker.
Don't think I didn't see what you did there.

>>385308469
Pretty good. I hope you know this but you can charge the hoe/watering can for more surface area, I didn't know that till year 2.

>>385308423
It's pretty good, though I'm running out of things to do in the first year so I mostly just bide my time making money and waiting for event days.
Time is apparently fairly similar to HM (7 real seconds = 10 ingame minutes) and it doesn't freeze outside of menus, BUT you can always mod it if you prefer it faster/slower/able to freeze.

>>385308668
>doesn't freeze outside of menus
Huh? But it does.

>>385308734
Oh wait shit I read that wrong nevermind.
HEY HOW ABOUT YOUR WAIFU TELL ME ALL ABOUT HER!

>>385308607
I knew of the hoe but fuck the watering can, I got sprinklers (right now the one that goes 3x3)

>>385298082
I went Joja Mart 100% OP. You just can't beat their prices, and with a membership club you feel as though you are part of a community

>>385308195
babby's first trolling! Awwww.

>>385299772
Ummm... is there a version without the needless racist garbage?

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>>385308017
the one who turns all boys into girls

Is there a trick to finding the stairs downward in the mine or is it just "Hit rock get lucky"

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>>385305396
Imagine being this much of a capitalist.

>>385309327
Either or kill mob get lucky

>>385309327
Pretty sure it's just hit rock, get lucky. If there is some secret to it, I haven't found it.

>>385307529
Aren't Emily and Shane both free?

>>385309583
Clint's into Emily if you count that. Shane's totally unattached, but he comes with his own shedload of personal issues to make up for it.

>>385309132
Perfect.
S-source pls.
What does it do actually, does it changes some of their lines, or is it just the portrait/sprite.

>>385309641
Clint is a fucking beta orbiter anyway, who cares.

>>385309714
Some guys don't seem to like it when other characters look at their waifus. I just thought it'd bear mentioning.

>>385298691
kudos man

>>385301180
I don't get trigged because pierre is shit. That faggot has the gall to come to MY farm only to shill his shitty little store.
But fuck joja anyway

>>385301796
Gus is the best. Marnie is retared for going after lewis who is obivously gonna dump her once he's had his fun

Where are the Mayor's shorts and Linus' berry basket?

>>385302498
Maru or Leah. Emily tries too hard to be le quirky. Abigail is the shittiest of shits. Literally tumblr. Penny is fine i guess but boring as fuck. Haley grows on you and has he biggest boobs, but i can't forgive her for being an obnoxious shit early on.

>>385310315
>the Mayor's shorts
The Mayor's boxers are in Marnie's bedroom

>>385302657
Gus and Sebastian

>>385310408
>Marnie's bedroom

well fuck. This is going to take some time

>>385302532
Rune Factory 3/4

>>385310315
The mayor is fucking Marnie

The basket took me forever. Turns out when you go to the bus stop you can run left down the road. It's over there

>>385310315
Mayor's shorts are in the ranch-lady's bedroom. I forget her name

>>385299772
>get all of your Tenpenny bros killed
>but also get a sweet mask that makes you immune to feral ghouls
Unironically a difficult moral choice.

>>385298082
Anyone knows any obscure sites with mods? Like, Chinese/Korean/Japanese?
Modding on the official forum is pretty much dead.

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>>385309679
>This is anon, he is incapable of using google

portraits/sprites
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/474/?

dialog
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/467/?

>>385310778
I wish this dialogue mod was better though, some NPCs still refer to them by their base game name and apparently event dialogue isn't accesible.

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>>385310778
Fug, I can't get enough of how slutty that female Sam look.

Now I wish there's a slutty mod or something.

I kind of agree that grinding relationship with villagers besides the one you want to marry is kind of lame, but nothing forces you to do it so I just don't.

Also, everyone here that put down Haley is completely missing the point. Every other girl is already sickeningly sweet and immediately head over heels at the idea of a farmer being around, whereas at the start she just wants to get away from her small town roots.

Melting the heart of the ice queen and getting her to enjoy the outdoors and life in the valley is way more satisfying of an arc than any other option. She's a girly girl with aspirations to be a photographer stuck in a town with a population of under 30, of course she's not going to give a shit about the new farmer right off the bat.

>>385311824
I'm more weirded out by the fact that if someone wants a emotionless farming sim they would play Stardew Valley and not you know, fucking Farming Simulator.

Like the only reason to play the game is to be a farmer in a silly virtual world so you can feel you belong somewhere for a few hours. If you take away that aspect it's just a pointlessly simple and repetitive game.
>nah dude, I play Habbo Hotel for the gameplay

>>385311642
Sluts are trash

>>385312708
Sluts are for trashing with your DICK

>>385312708
They are trash, but sexy trash.

>>385312780
>putting your genitals in a diseased hole
>probably haunted due to multiple abortions
>when you be mating pressing a pure waifu and having many babies
Bottom-tier taste

Marnie got a pretty cute portrait but her sprite looks like a 50+ old lady. How old is she really?

Considering she's fucking the mayor. I'd say she's at least in her late 40s early 50s.

>>385310778
>genderswapping Elliot and his glorious chin

The shittest taste

>>385306785
Why is she randomly the only person that hates rabbit feet anyways?

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>>385299146
>those gigantic tits on 1 without extra flab
>so huge they cover her arms
Tempted to do another playthrough just for that sprite brehs

>>385313696
Because she's a nature lover who doesn't want you killing rabbits just for a good luck charm, I'd guess.

Why does Haley hate prismatic shards is the real question

>>the girly photographer doesn't like the most visually impressive gem
??????

I guess they needed something for her to hate and just went with a universal love to make her unique

>>385307529
Gus always looks like he can't believe this shit

>pigs are still the only animal worth raising
How did they fuck up animals so bad? How have they still not fixed the 6 pm shit?

What is with the whole "Fuck corporations" thing anyway? It's fucking stupid, it isn't the 1800s anymore. Is the village just a huge hipster recluse or something?

I'm doing my first playthrough and just got married. Sadly only now i realized Emily is the best waifu

Is there any penalty if i divorce ?

>>385302193
>>385301294
>>385300997
Penny is LITERALLY not a virgin, enjoy your sloppy seconds pussy that other men have jizzed inside

>>385315203
None. You can even get rid of your kids and have your current wife forget you were married eventually

>>385315282
>get rid of your kids
fuck thats brutal

>>385315363
They turn into doves so it's ok :^). Really though kids feel like such a last second add on it's hard to think of them as an actual person.

>>385315073
Big corporations fuck over small businesses on the regular that's how the market works.
If they did it by offering better products and better services at a better price, that would be completely fine, but that is not always the case. Sometimes you can get an edge on your competition by just posting your employees less, but before then most of your competitors are probably way under your league. When you have the money to buy up more lots and open more stores, even if you take a loss, just to try and snuff the competition, it's not a really fair game. Anti-consumer business practices are also on the rise as some of them are extremely profitable.

The jewery is really bad.

>>385315264
Proof?

>>385301796
I dunno. I work for walmart, so I know what it feel like to work for such a soul-sucking company. If I had the oppurtunity to quit, get a farm, and then run the local walmart out of town... I'd feel bad for my old co-workers, but FUCK walmart.

Friendship never goes down over time once you hit the max hearts, right? I just want to get more people up, then move on to befriending more.

Does Krobus even talk beyond the first time you meet him? He only speaks if I give him gifts.

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Are you using mods /v/? I just started a new save file with a custom map a few days ago

>>385298207
>fictional video game
As opposed to all the nonfictional ones.

>>385302345
>dog blocking the pathway.
>Try to scythe it out of the way.
>Accidentally pickaxe a piece of furniture instead.

Bonus points if it's a keg or gem duplicator.

>>385315774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn9WVktf-eE

skip to 4:50

>>385316023
No, cause I'm playing it on PS4.

>>385302276
jas is the wizard's kid

>>385316023
>Lake at a higher altitude than a grove literally right next to it.

lmaoing out loud

>>385316087
Ouch

>>385316087
sorry for your loss mate

>>385316023
I'm using one that shows progress bars for your skills like fishing, mining etc, and one that shows where people are on the map. Also had one that showed what the npc favorite gifts are, but it broke

>>385316013
He doesn't talk on fridays, which is probably the only day you actually buy something from him.

>>385302498
Give all of them flowers so you can fuck them all.

>>385316361
He says nothing every day though.

>>385316023
I've gotta take a look at custom farm maps. I started a farm on the river map just because it looked fresh, but now I just want even more maps.

>>385307419
>paying for PC games
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>385316072
>I chose the other option in this event so i didnt get this dialogue
Thats it i'm divorcing penny for good.

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>>385316225
>Also had one that showed what the npc favorite gifts are, but it broke

Use the wiki mod, it will tell you everything along what they like and dont like, also im using almost the same things as you + a color filter mod, making the colors nicer to look at


>>385316427
Some new maps are on nexus

>>385309039
>>/neogaf/

>>385316425
Don't know what to tell you then, he has different dialogue, like on saturdays he explains his silence being out of respect for Yoda or whatever

>>385299772
Couldn't you eventually go kill three dog? I forgot

>>385316023
I downloaded the mod thing but all I've done is switch portraits without it. Maybe later.

Kek, I can't believe you emotionally depraved weebs can't understand how the game was mentioned to be played. Look at the first cutscene. You grandpa sees you as a wageslave and intends for you to take up the farm to make profits so that you don't have to work anymore. No where does it say he wants you to sell off half your stuff in a """marriage""". He wants you to grow big like Joja mart.

>>385316510
>that house mod
my nigga

>>385300795
Enough to realize it's practically impossible to focus on relationships when you have to go out and forage, mine, and farm in one go, as well as keeping in mind seasons, and buying seeds.

I would sell out to Joja too, I could do the work and get the fucking forest spirtes to fix a fucking car or bridge, like no one else could do that but the magical sprites in exchange for a ripe Tomato, OR I can just focus on making as much money as possible, and getting someone else to do it for the money.

This game was kinda annoying with it's anti-corporate message, since sure working corporate kinda sucks, but not working with people willing to help fix your community in exchange for capital. Yeah no on in the village can really pay for the-OH WAIT I COULD SINCE I'M THE BIGGEST EXPORTER OF FOOD AND GOODS IN THE WHOLE COUNTY!

>>385316769
>focus on relationships
Just give them a loved object on their birthday. It's easy to get 5 hearts from that

>>385316581
Yes. You can go to the radio station, and if you decide to kill Three Dog while you're there, he gets replaced by an old lady that hardly speaks.

>>385316750
>Making big money as a farmer.
Well that's not easy but with a good plan and some dedi-
>In bumfuck nowhere town.
lol gl kiddo

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>>385299378
Yeah, fuck the villagers.
I'm not playing the game to talk about philosophy and their daily struggles.

>>385316753
It is a cool looking mod, the rest of the buildings are great aswell

>Just divorced Penny
never felt so free in my life.

>>385316939
Kek, retard alert. Don't break your back farming like a moron. Just start producing cheap knockoff diamonds with a crystalrium farm, and start undercutting De Bears. Grandpa would be rolling over on his grave if he saw someone as pathetic as you selling plant matter in his farm

why are you even responding to this faggot. hes only doing it for the (yous)

>>385316072
You know, I was conflicted between Abigail and Penny, after this video my mind is set on Abigail.
Despite what people say, I think she's cute and in a way right about her parents worrying so much, it's not like that makes her a feminist but she just wants them to know she can take care of herself.
Typical late teenager stuff.

>>385317470
The correct waifu is Leah.

>>385317631
>wanting used goods
She might look attractive but I just don't really feel her at all, I helped her out a few times but meh.
I feel Abigail was really cute how hard she was trying to be brave but coming up short, specially the cave event.

>>385316907
Yeah but then once I get good with them, then you have to maintain it since the hearts drain.

Why do that when I could get farther in the mines for ores, or keep cultivating multi-season foods and goods to sell for cash.

>>385316072
What the fuuuuuuck

>>385317901
Doesn't she crushes hard on Sebastian though?

>>385299772
Fucking this. Bethesda is completely retarded when it comes to the morality.

Friendly reminder: A completionist will always go for Joja, as you can only get the vending machine if you do. All other items in the game can be obtained through normal play. There is literally zero benefits to completing the community centre.

>>385318180
>Ugly furniture that ruins both the aesthetic of your house and the aesthetic of the town.

lol no thanks

>>385318307
>abandoned, run down Walmart
>adds to the aesthetic

Correct Wiafu is Haley, as she's the only one who can produce racially pure children.

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>Stawdew Valley
>Arrive at farm and get to work making money from crops so I can substain my farm.
>Locals don't care for the local Jojo Mart
>No real reason aside from "Evil Corporations"
>Bus and Bridges are out, surely our Mayor and our town's budget can afford a repair crew?
>No just rely on "the forest sprites".
>"Fuck that noise" I say, and pay Jojo for a membership, and to do the actual job our Mayor should be doing and fix the bus and bridge.
>Eventually get the old community center fixed up for the town to enjoy.
>Town is "disappointing" in me for making a shitload of money, being the number one source of the town's economics, and using my connections to bring them up to par with the rest of the world.
>I mean the town has no vehicle mechanics at all! They actually STILL rely on a fucking Blacksmith and melee weapons. It's 20xx, not the Dark Ages.
>Town legit only cares about "relationships", rather than having any sense and trying to work to make the town survive without degrading into a trailer trash park.

Methinks a bunch of Commies.

>>385318108
And Haley onto Alex
Not even sure if Harvey is onto Malu

Pretty much the only chance to not ever get cucked is Emily, given she gives no fucks about Clint.

In Final Fantasy Tactics Advance the devs absolutely failed to convince me that Marshe was the hero and was in the right. He seemed to be the villain of the game

>>385308934

>0.5 cents have been deposited into your account

Joja Shill

Is Emily the only non-cuck option ? All the other girls are literal sluts

Can I properly date Jas yet, or do I still need mods

>>385319219
Better than 0 cents