>Be me, poor ass modder in mommy's basement >Make

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>Be me, poor ass modder in mommy's basement
>Make shitty arma 3 mod based off of shitty japanese movie I saw.
>Explodes, people actually donate to my patreon.
>Make enough off these gullible 10 year olds who think they are playing an immersive tactical shooter to buy my own apartment.
>Shitty but its not my moms.
>Work part-time so I can put my blood sweat and tears into updates for my mod
>As arma 3 is dying, see viable money making scheme
>Work with Daylight to make H1Z1 King of The Kill
>Its not awful, but they fire me and fuck it up, they dont make too much money and I dont make any.
>Still live in shitty apartment.
>MFW Bluehole Interactive, rando devs contact me.
>They want me to make a game and promise not to make it up.
>Toil for long hours to craft my masterpiece.
>USE UE4 so it cant be anything like arma
>Make it tactical like arma somehow anyway.
>Literally masterpiece.
>Beta explodes its popularity, everyone hyped.
>Bluehole gives big paycheck, almost have enough money saved for a nice house.
>Release game, top seller on steam, the largest games platform, immediately.
>$30 million first month
>$150 million next few months
>Literally a millionaire, buy a nice ass house bigger than what I was expecting or even wanted
>Bathe in cash daily, still respect players who gave me the money and give quality content updates and patches
>One day visited by valve employee
>He shows me a mystical crate, accompanied by a key
>Go for key, want to open crate
>No no no
>I must pay $2.50 for the key
>Do so with cash that was previously used as toilet paper
>Open crate, get a shitty glock 17 with pink spray paint all over it.
>Former harlem gang members shitty weapon, jams all the time.
>genius.exe
>Charge $2.50 for keys to cosmetics in my game.
>MFW idiot kids actually buy them
>Why didnt I do this earlier.txt
>Fuck ethics, strip the consumer dry lmao
>MFW Bluehole agrees
>MFW game changes from good into shithole but money is seeping out of my eyelids so idc

Fuck PU