You're able to use one ability from World of Warcraft for

Seduce

Reincarnation is the only real answer. Unless you can break self-targetting rules, then Soulstone, or some heal spell assuming it heals aging-related cellular damage.

>>385243286
But reincarnation has a cool down. What if you can only use it once in a thirty-year span?

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Mind Control

>>385243429
Well the cooldown is 30 minutes so unless 1 wow minute = one real year..

You could also earn a fuckton of money doing stage performances by basically suiciding in ridiculously dangerous stunts but still living and calling it all illusion or sleight of hand.

Flight Form

>>385243525
Fucking Furry, unless you still retain a human shape. Then that'd be sweet.
>>385243524
Well I suppose not, I was just ball-parking it. I can see this being handy for a politician likely to get assassinated over and over.

anal rupture

Revive pet

>>385243769
Aw. :,(

>>385243670
fuck the furry implications, i just wanna fly high my man

>>385243141
fpbp

>>385243286
>Soulstone
No Drain Soul means no soul shards.

>>385243286
Reincarnation wouldn't be as good as you think, you'd revive at your same age. So if you die at 80, reincarnate you're still 80 and die again soon, pretty much trapped.

summon succubus

Summon incubus (female)

Aren't revive spells considered necromancy in lore and only in game due to gameplay reasons? Not sure I'd want that.

>>385243959
let's pretend you never release, you could wait at your corpse for the cooldown to run out every time if you somehow never lived for 30 minutes or more after each reincarnate, which I assume you would anyways because it rezzes you with 20% max life, you'd be able to watch tv/movies endlessly at least, and live until modern medicine can de-age you.

>>385243959
Yeah, pretty much. Purify on the other hand could be useful.
>>385244053

>>385244093
Can't unless you have a soul shards. You get those from Drain Soul, which you need to make Soul Shards

>>385244182
Bitch ass NERD!

>>385244053
>>385243525
based

Im thinking of portal: Dalaran

>>385244182
shut the fuck up you retarded autist

>>385244182
>Can't unless you have a soul shards.
OP precisely said that you're able to use one ability. That means you are able to use it. It's like saying that you can't use any spell because those need mana or any rogue ability because a normal human wouldn't have enough energy.

>>385244252
Whiny butt baby.
I think Fireball could be useful, but I'd need some fire-proof gloves.

Americans have freedom

Teleport: Moonglade

>>385244182
>>385244252
dont worry buddy, OP states that you are able to use it no matter what

>>385244312
>>385244404
He's right, I didn't.

Eyes of the Beast

>>385244326
And frost bolt would require mittens....what about frost fire bolt?
>>385244404
;) Thx

Swirly ball

>>385243021
>playing vanilla WoW
>Ret paladin in group
>ask for dispel on some super annoying debuff
>I didn't train cleanse

Didn't train one of the single best skills in the game. I'm still fucking mad.

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>>385243021

>>385244671
Need more pally rangers

>>385244620
>that one kid in the raid with level 1 resurrection

>>385244671
This is the only real answer
>gorilla slaps your gf's ass
>slap him back
>grab gf
>bubble
>hearth
>spam /lol

>>385244757
Why would you want that?

>>385243021
Blink Or Divine Shield or Mind Control or Travel Form. (One spell, includes breathing underwater and turning into an orca thing, a stag and a big as bird)

Mind control, easily

>>385244887
So that I could be an hero

>>385244845
>not using level 1 rez to save mana and rez more people after a raid wipe
pleb detected

>>385244757
oh fuck, that's supposed to be a clock!

>>385245072
...yes?

>>385243021
Bear Form :3

>>385245131
Not him, but I saw it as an egg.

>>385245038
I was thinking of wotlk where they removed previous ranks costing less mana.. Because we had that kid in our guild

>Astral Recall
If you lived somewhere with public transportation this could cut your commute in half.

>Ice Block
Prevents you from dying in a car accident as long as you can react. Can cure diseases as well.

>Blink
I find a reason to use it every 15s in WoW so I see no reason I couldn't find a use for it out of WoW.

OP here. How do you think the public at large would react to you using your chosen abilities?

>>385245315
divine shield is just a better ice block though. Lower cooldown even

>>385245382
This is me >>385244927
Nobody in the public would ever now, I would become the Jew controlling the world and live out all my sexual fantasies.

>>385243021
Conjure Refreshment

Never go hungry again and save a lot of money in the process. Plus it fully revitalizes me? I'll just eat one on my deathbed and be perfectly healthy.

Some form of heal of course.

>heal my mother's really bad back
>heal my cats if they get injured
>work at a hospital saving lives

>>385245315
>>Ice Block
>willingly giving yourself hypothermia
Take Divine Shield instead.

>>385245486
>live out all my sexual fantasies.
Is your sexual fantasy your body just being completely motionless as you project into someone elses body? You wouldn't even be able to feel what your body was feeling or if anything accidentally hurt you a bit you'd be kicked out.

vanish

>>385243021

auto attack

>>385243021
Astral Recall.

So that maybe I can go back to a place I can call home.

>>385245547
It's understood that you become able to properly use the ability. If not it wouldn't be being able to use it. Stop being a nerd.

>>385245627
I wouldn't be mind controlling the girls silly, I would be mind controlling the elite to gain enough influence to get away with anything.

>>385245715
We can already do that.
If we try hard enough, I think we can Bladestorm.

>>385245465
Yeah I guess you're right. Paladin is like the one class I've never really played and my main is a mage so I guess Ice Block came to mind first.

>>385245743
It will just send you to the starting area since you didn't set your hearth anywhere, basically to the room where you were born.

>>385245761
>I wouldn't be mind controlling the girls silly,
gay

>>385245761
>I would be mind controlling the elite to gain enough influence to get away with anything.
Fair enough, but it'd almost certainly be a better idea to gain that influence through wealth by using a life-extending or death-preventing ability instead. MC would get you a lot of shit but you'd still be vulnerable in any situation, and still be a victim of health and death problems.

>>385245038
>>385243021

army of the dead

>>385244136
Shamans aren't necromancers

>>385245843
>You use Astral Recall for the first time
>You end up in the delivery room of some ancient ass hospital
>There's a woman there, having trouble going into labor
>You just poofed right in front of her
>You scare so much out of her the baby pops out
>Congratulations, it's a boy

>>385245948
Then how come characters die in lore?

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summon feast

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>>385243525
>>385243827

My nigga.

>>385245876
It's not like heal or even shields would do much against a surprise bullet to the head.

>>385245951
>the baby is actually you from the past

>>385246114
that's why Reincarnation is the best choice, you could just not accept the rez til the threat is gone and then you're rezzed with 20% hp, easy eternal life.

However, the OP only states ability, you could take on a raid bosses ability that'd be suited too, I just can't think of any great ones right now.

>>385246203
>You traumatize yourself at birth, leading to you being able to live as an adult in the time you were born

>You can finally experience the decade you were born in

>>385246203
>>385245951

It sends you back to your hearth location not to the past, guys.

>>385246292
what would 20% of being shot in the head be?

BONE STORM

>>385246385
>Gotta get back
>Back to the past

>>385246437
well it's 20% of your max HP, so you'd feel like shit but you'd be alive and could get to a hospital or whatever.

Tame Beast. Perfectly loyal pet that never hurts me? Yes please.

>>385247268
Does this work on Gorillas?

>>385247310
Yes

>>385247310
Yes, gorillas are eligible pets in WoW, so they should be eligible in real life. Fuck gorillas though, give me a bear.

>>385247502
Not THOSE gorillas.

>>385247697

I think this phone poster autocorrects NIGGERS to gorillas.

>>385247697
Is there a difference?

probably mind control or divine shield but a lot of anons have already said this.
A more unique choice would probably be stormblast, its my favourite spell from wow and looks so cool

>>385243021
Soulstone so you can self-res yourself if pre-casted and also res others every 10 minutes.

>>385245382
If the whole world just suddenly found out despite me trying to hide it, I'd probably panic and go off-grid asap. Because I'd be the most wanted person in the world and some super power organization will try to either permanently kill me, use me in human experiments, and/or try to find out how to replicate the ability. Regular people will just beg me constantly to save someone. Religious fanatical cults would actively try to hunt me down.

How has no one said stealth?

Be invisible to everyone that's not directly on you
Can watch bitches undress and jack off to them having sex
Can steal shit from people's house for dosh

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Army of the dead

>>385247981
Because my life already has Stealth activated.

>>385247946
Whats your ability?

I pick Gate Travel from Ultima Online. Now I can teleport people I don't like onto remote desert islands

>>385243021
Probably take a revive spell then charge people to revive their loved ones.

I think there's a lot of room for fucked up mechanics

like why do I have to conjure a fireball in my hands? why can't I just conjure it inside the enemy or inside his eyes and completly cripple him? what if I just conjure food in his trachea and he chokes to death?

Portal to Dalaran or something. I will then connect the two worlds and see what happens.

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>>385243021
>Never have to worry about Poison or Disease again.
dont live in a shithole country

meanwhile I'm gonna start a travel buisness

>>385249067
>You're fucking a bitch you hate
>you absolutely hate her
>she took all your money, all your shit
>but she pities you, so one last fuck before she runs off with Black Chad or Blad
>You get idea
>You decide to finish inside her
>But she feels something
>Its your dick
>its hot, too hot
>Your cum is fire
>You ejaculate fire
>You melt her from the inside with Fire-jizz

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>>385249483

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>>385249345
Yeah because the last time someone did that worked out so well.

maybe the dark portal has already been opened in Africa

Any of these

http://www.wowhead.com/spell=36469/parasite
>Spawn a vicious creature from someone's body
>Fuck it over the person as they writhe in agony from the parasite popping out
http://www.wowhead.com/spell=240737/polymorph-bomb
>Use this on a subway, get endless laughs
http://www.wowhead.com/spell=222167/horrific-appendages
>Shoulder-mounted tentacles that bite your enemy
http://www.wowhead.com/spell=125370/blade-flurry
>Corner a fucker and cleave him apart

I'd have so much fun with these.

>>385247268
Remember that it pisses off the animal at first and it goes to town beating your ass for the duration of the cast.

I soulstone myself death and do a jesus christ

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>>385250357
>>Shoulder-mounted tentacles that bite your enemy

>>385250519
too bad you didn't learn the spell to create soulshards

>>385249483
You have some issues, my man.

Don't fix them, they're funny

Heroic Leap. It fucking defies physics.

>Fall off a cliff
>Scream like a man about to die
>"Just kidding!"
>Cancels all inertia and speed, and causes you to simply jump and stomp the ground

>>385250519
>soulstone
>when reincarnate is in the game
???

Portal: Dalaran

Paladin's bubble would be pretty rad.
>tfw jumping off cliffs

>>385247981

>invisibility that's useless whenever you're near someone

what's the point?

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literally all I need in life

I wonder what it would look, if you'd dot someone with Unstable Affliction

I don't know about spells, all I want is to become a futa draenei and fuck other futa draeneis

>>385243286
>soulstone
>no drain soul
>lasts 30 minutes

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>>385250797
>casting spells that take you places that don't actually exist

Haunt
http://www.wowhead.com/pet-ability=652/haunt#comments

>Kill self temporarily
>Person is hurt for 4 turns (assuming hours)
>Suddenly I pop back alive in the morgue
>"Dammit Jim, how many times are you going to come back to life?"

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>>385247981
>even in his fantasies he still remains a cuck

>>385244136
Basically every single school of magic has its own sort of resurrection. Void Revival is different from Fel Revival is different from Death Revival is different from Life Revival is different from Elemental you get the point. The effect is the same, but the method varies.

>>385244136

wc3 pallies revived people all over the place.

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>>385243769

>>385243769

:(

>>385250936
>not already having all warrior abilities

apply yourself fgt

Test Tickle

>>385251520
Most of the abilities are something we can already do.

>Healing totem
>Become voodoo witch doctor
>all the nigger pussy I could want

>>385250728
Just don't try and use it around any elevators.

>>385251727
>Disconnect from real life
FUCK

>>385251120
>casting spells that don't exist to take you places that don't exist.

Sounds good to me.

>>385250728
>No path available

>>385251396
Shit that reminds me can I get WC3 divine shield instead that shit lasted for 45 seconds

>>385251878
That got fixed. There's always a path unless you can't actually see where you want to click (Behind a wall, top of a building, etc). As long as you can see your destination, you're good. It even works vertically.

feign death

Avenging Wrath glyphed for slow fall.

>>385243021
Would Purify cure me of my crippling depression?

If so, that's what I would pick.

>people saying summon succubus
>even in warcraft lore if you fug them they steal your soul
don't be silly

>>385251998
I play enough Warrior to know the limitations of Heroic Leap. It's not nearly as reliable as I'd like it to be, still. Once I can actually jump over pits it's a good choice.

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>>385243769

>>385252170
Well depression is a mental disorder, I think it might if it's classified as a Disease.

>>385252184
>give succubus an imaginary thing
>don't be a virgin anymore
sounds worth it

I'd lifetap myself to the brink and then stub my toe to end this miserable existence.

>>385252184
Succubus traditionally suck life force.
But I bet you would accept even if it asked for your soul. I know I would

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>>385243769

>>385252329
>implying soul isn't a metaphor for life

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>>385252329
>give succubus an imaginary thing in exchange of removing an imaginary status
you'd still be a virgin at heart, going to a hooker or a demon won't make you lose that
if your life changing opportunity is to get laid once, you need to un-spook yourself

http://www.wowhead.com/spell=82848/massacre
>Walk into a crowded place full of cruel people
>Cast this
>The area is now safe

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http://www.wowhead.com/spell=69240/vile-gas

call infernal, no one will fuck with me

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>>385243021
blink would be a good one
or a druid form

Teleport to dalaran...

After that I can learn every mage spell I want.

And it will be easy to get a teacher. They will be too interested in the world I'm from.

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Taunt

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The item description is literally 'returns you to <home> so IRL it would probably just port you to your house. Imagine the possibilities
>go to the bathroom at a shitty party/date/etc, go home to play vidya
>potentially rob places and get away before cops ever show up (5 second cast time, no police force is that fast)
>soulbound so niggas literally can't touch it

>>385254420

Astral recall is even better

>>385254419
We can already do that.

>>385246385
I dont have a hearth

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>>385254420
Cleanse
>Cleanses a friendly target, removing all Poison, Disease and Magic effects, make unlimited money

>>385255231
>implying that illuminatum wouldn't remove you

>>385254420
>Travel
Zen pilgrimage. Use it at the point you want to return (say home, a friend's place, somewhere you want to rob, etc, be creative, it's easily wow's best long distance travel spell), take the portal at peak of serenity to orgrimmar, which would equal to your country's biggest town, then return back home and continue life, but now you've got a near instant travel, not to your home, but to any given point of your choice, as long as you've reached it first. Even better, once you've returned, you can cast it again and set the return point at the same place, no cooldown

>Damage/CC
Ele shaman Lightning lasso
Stun and damage at the same time. Plus, its fucking lightning. Short range tho

>Healing
Gift of the queen. Decent heal, great aoe

>Protection
Uncapable of deciding
Celestial steed makes you fucking immune for a short while, and gives you a horse so you go fast and get the hell out of trouble
Brewmaster stagger/purify combo drinks are fucking dope too, plus constant booze available

>>385255231
You would literally become a living saint. And like most saints you would get martyred pretty fast.

>>385256218
>Gift of the queen. Decent heal, great aoe
>not 5.4 Holy Radiance