What are some really good games about Poker? I'm a

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>>385178904
>pick Kyoko
>she laughs at my tiny penis
Why

>>385178904
What game is this?

>>385178904
what that

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>>385178904
>think game's art style is trash and won't get me off
>play the game for a while
>hottest shit ever
How

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>>385179510
same here. I have no idea why I enjoy it as much as I do

>>385179409
>>385179509
https://spnati.net

>>385179510
>the game
what game

>Only actual sex scene I found so far is Samus

Are there any others? The Black Rose one was such bullshit.

>>385179753

>>385179590

>>385179784
Seven Of Nine and Daisy have pretty decent ones

>>385179896
Nice, will try to get those.

Too bad I'm garbage at Poker. I guess this will be good practice for me then.

>>385179590
>Arwen
Thank you, anon

>Moon is flanderized as a massive nympho slut
Where did this shitty characterization come from?

I don't know how to play poker, is it worth it to learn it for this?

>>385180296
All of these are fan made by different people, so the guy who made Moon has a massive slut fetish.

>>385180402
Yes.

>can't customize opponents
>can't make everyone a futanari
It's alright

>>385180402
It's the most straight forward set making game in the world you will be fine anon.

>>385179510
Same story here. I blame the dialogues. The banter between the characters makes them feel more like real people.

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>>385179590
Boy I wish I knew how to play poker

>>385180616
You probably have to create your own characters do do that with Kisekae and then insert them into the downloadable version of the game.

>>385180402
If all your cards are shit, leave only the highest card and shuffle 4 others.

If you have a pair/tripple, shuffle everything besides those cards.

If you have 4/5 cards of the same suit, shuffle only the 1 remaining, unless you have a tripple, then it's safer to leave it.

>>385180402
>>385180750
The game has a "recommend what to do" option for those who don't know how to play poker, it pretty much plays for you and does pretty well.

When you start a match, check out the settings menu.

>>385178904
>TP Zelda
>Smiling

>>385178904
>Want to fuck Ruby Rose
>Every time I win with her as an opponent I never get the option to pick her
>Every other ending I've seen so far has been shit

>>385181095
Zelda, Rosalina, Hermione and Daisy are good ones I've seen so far. Samus' actually has sex.

Asuna, WiiFit and BlackRose endings are shit.

>>385181095
She doesn't have an ending yet, but she's up on a poll for a guy wanting to write one.
https://strawpoll.com/zrwg849w

>>385180701
This desu. Time to script my wife and her BFFs.

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>>385178904
>lose to Korra at the very end when we're both wearing nothing
>won against everyone else

FUCK YOU

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>tfw Daria has the toppsest banter, but Jane is sexier

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>>385179590
>Have to pick boy or girl, can't pick futa

>>385181892
Don't forget
>can't make your own character
>can't make everyone else a futa

Why do I have to select my penis size

>>385179590

WHY IS THIS WORKING?!

I only know how to play texas hold em.
How is this poker different?

>>385179001
why

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>this banter between Raven and Zone
>got Nagissa, watch as she's embarrassed as all hell

It's a real shame you can't really put in a custom character though.

>>385182335
What, you gonna fuck me in the ass? That what you mean?

There should be an option to disallow characters taking their shoes and socks off.

>>385182037
Different dialogue

>>385182406
>It's a real shame you can't really put in a custom character though

All of these ARE custom characters different people made. Go check the subreddit on how to make characters and dialogue.

>>385182619
why are you gay

>>385182619
This. Literally the best part.

>>385182806
Feet are shit, footfag.

this shit is more funny than sexy 2bh

>>385182406
>It's a real shame you can't really put in a custom character though

The in-game cast are custom characters, actually. There are tutorials on how to create one, you need to download Kisekae, there should be somewhere with all the links on unfortunately, Reddit.

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This is out of character, Kyouko would sooner take off her underwear than her gloves.

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>tfw lose on purpose so they insult my penis

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>>385178904
>omaha

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>>385179590
>Zone-Tan's dialogue
Best character

>>385183290
>>385178904
These are Kisekae 2 made characters lmao

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>>385179590
holy shit what

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>>385183563
Watch out guys, we've got a grade A detective over here. Nothing gets by him.

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>>385183321
>having girls insult your tiny penis/breasts
>having girls in awe of your massive cock
>breast envy

>>385178904
>somebody made Elaine fucking Marley from Monkey Island
Unbelievable

>>385183639
I detect some snark coming from you

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>Twilight takes off her underwear first

She's somehow really fucking good at Poker, what the fuck. She's hustling the shit out of me.

>>385183825
degenerate barneyfag etc et

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>doing real well on one game
>have 3 of them stripped
>realize I forgot to put on any clothes when I lose

I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did.

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The art's shit though

>>385184221
I'm not picky.

>>385183997
DON'T FUCKING SAY IT OR HE'LL ACTUALLY SHOW UP

>>385183563
It's not uncommon. People who can't actually into art fucking love to use this and stuff like MMD/Illusion shit for their projects

Persona characters when, I need the banter and humiliation. P4 cast would be comfy

Is anyone else also autistic enough to actually strip in real life?

>>385184360
If you die in the game you die irl

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>>385184360
Only my pants

>>385184331
It'll happen whenever someone makes them. I don't know if I have the patience to do everything they want on the subreddit, let alone make a reddit account for this shit.

>>385184360
>tfw not wearing anything anyways so every game is hard mode since I have to start with nothing

>>385184360
I played strip with my friends and at parties for a few times. It usually stops when girls are down to their underwear.

Can someone post poker guide there or something?
The AI is making some questionable choices even for my knowledge

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>>385179590
>someone already made best kombatant
Nice.

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I seriously hope you guys aren't going for low amount of clothing characters to make it easier on yourself.

>tfw lost twice in a row and now I'm playing solely to win and not that turned on at the moment
how is playing this in real life?

>>385185153
very smelly

>>385185153
easier because girls are almost always garbage at poker unlike the ai in this game

>epilogue has less explicit content than the match itself.

I just wanted lesbian sex with Kim Possible, dammit.

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tfw haven't lost once against these cartoon thots

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>none of the good characters have sex scenes

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>Daphne: My heart will always be with Freddy.
Oh shut the fuck up.

Oddly, all it did was get me in the mood to play Tenhou.

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>>385185764
>D.Va: Big Guy, I know a quiet place where we can get to know each other better.
>no sex scene

>>385185637
This. How shit do you have to be to lose to these idiots?

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Can we have a normal poker night, with no lewd?

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>>385185737
It's no sex scene but this one was pretty humorous

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>Alice fantasizes about the Rabbit and the Cheshire Cat while fapping.

>>385186285
>Rabbit and the Cheshire Cat
I would have assumed it would be Mad Hatter and the Hare.

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WHY THE FUCK ARE MY CARDS ALWAYS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385185984
There are two games on steam which are the namesake for this.

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>The interactions between Raven and Zone

>>385186540
Post your cards, their reactions, and I'll tell you what to exchange.

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>First game
>Alice won despite being a turn away from fapping.
I'm certain that was what getting cock-blocked feels like

>>385184590
>usually
W-what happens passed that point?

>>385179510
>>385179568
>>385182208

>Fucking Kisekae of all things, which is basically 2d barbie doll poser for deviantart
>My dick is diamonds anyway and I can't stop playing

HOW. HOW DOES IT WORK. WHAT DEMON WITCH SUCCUBUS BLACK MAGIC FUCKERY IS THIS?

>>385187772
It's giving you the simulated feeling of girls actually flirting with you, something you've never experienced before.

>>385187657
>play with friends
>everyone's drunk as fuck
>best friend's gf is wearing bra and panties and loses
>everyone cheer and tell her to take her bra off
>she takes it off and jiggles her small tits comically
>everyone laughs and dress up
That's basically it. They're my close friends though, and you don't really wanna play strip poker with people you don't know. That would make both you and them uncomfortable.

>>385188006
>everyone laughs and then gangbangs her
superior

>>385184360
played it with one of my exes, a friend of hers, and a random guy the friend picked up at a bar once.

The end result of the night was already decided when we started, anyway.

>moon excited to strip
I'm not sure if this is what I expected or wanted

>not just going to the dress up game to make your own wank material
http://pochi.lix.jp/k_kisekae2.html

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Holy shit that group was fucking comedy gold

>>385189008
>gay spaghetti chef
my fucking sides anon

>>385189008
holy fuck

>>385184935
She actually looks like shit in the game and her dialogue is meh. Only thing she's good for is being used to quickly unlock all scenes if you're an autist.

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THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER

>>385189008
>Moon
>black
why

this game is too easy it should be harder to win

>>385188486
same, it caught me off guard but it was hot as fuck

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>Ruby and Weiss are masturbating next to each other while Korra and Kyoko stand there naked.
This is amazing.

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>Kyoko being embarrassed when she's forced to masturbate
I didn't know I had this fetish

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>>385190468
>Korra's started fapping too

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Holy fuck, Raven and Zone-Tan's mutual masturbation dialogue is gold

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>>385190452
>first item she takes off is her bra
>nipples visible under her shirt

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>>385190637
>Weiss doesn't even like girls, but she can't stop looking
>She says this both while and after fapping
>Weiss considers masturbating again to get everyone's attention

>>385190730
yeah, it was super great
props to whoever made her, it was a nice surprise after playing with other characters for awhile

>>385188934
The dialogue and setting is what makes it senpai

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>>385190730
>she has a discolored vagina due to overuse

>character says something
>disappears after 1 second, replaced by the next block of text
What the fuck, can you not disable auto skipping on sudden dialoge?

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>>385189008
>The gods of spaghetti and gayness have-a abandoned me.

>>385191659
You can go into the settings and slow it down.

>>385191863
Yeah I found those, but certain dialogue still instantly skips like when they're masturbating.

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ryu you precious thing you

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>>385189008
>Still masturbating. Thinking about-a men. Because im-a gay.

>>385178904
this game is awesome. the real problem is. lots of shit characters. and they made tifa TOO lewd

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How much you wanna bet Randy himself did this

>>385192969
Probably while crying all over himself.

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Fuck this game is good.

>>385192969
Orendi is cute.

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Who the fuck even is this guy? I love him

I see a lot of new characters have been added since the last time I saw this, most of them much better looking and with more advanced dialogue strings.

Wish they would replace old ones if someone makes a newer better version, but I get the feeling that'd be too "mean" to the first creator and they won't.

>>385179510
It's the bantz

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>>385192969
That spider thing (and the englishman robot) are the only good things to come out of this shit game but then:
>Make a cool looking character
>Make her cute
>Now give her the worst voice and personality possible to the point where she's just fucking obnoxious
I know I shouldn't expect anything good from gearbox but what the fuck, it feels like they just ruined her on purpose beacuse they noticed they made a design that's too good for their shit game.

>characters have to be 18+
Why does reddit have to ruin everything it touches?

>>385193612
>pokemon protagonist is in
>also the sluttiest character of all

And reddit made the game. So why don't you cry about how they're ruining it while strocking your dick anyways.

>Oh, so that's what Colette meant by "ironing board"?

Fucking savage

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>>385193580
>pixar meets anime
>most of the cast is unattractive

>>385194561
Gearbox magic.

>>385193612
Zone tan has some classy banter about it, actually.

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>adult Chara
Fucking atrocious dialogue, I had no idea /utg/ was the good half of the fandom.

>>385194629
The Sirens were good though, what happened?

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Why did I fap to this.

>>385194804
From what I can tell, Borderlands was made before they really became shit and the second was made partway through their newer decline. Battleborn happened after they had gone full SJW, and combined with being even worse as a company they fucked up almost every design.

I never thought Kisekae strip poker with Jazz in the background could be this comfy.

Dalia's dialogue gets me rock hard.

>the art is fucking awful but the goal to get characters naked and masturbate somehow makes me harder as I get closer to winning

>>385196063
Now you know what serial rapists feel.

>>385196289
serial rapists play strip poker with their victims?

>>385196495
Yes I do.

>>385196553
did you win

>>385196786
Yes, dad

>>385195394
How do you get music to play?

>>385196883
Step 1: open Foobar
Step 2: find some Jazz music
Step 3: play it

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This was a comfy thread. I love you comfy faggots.

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What are the odds of straight drawing a full house of Kings and Queens?

>>385197047
50% you either draw it or oyu don't

what males in the game have a giant penis and a small penis? Asking for myself

>>385197047
>>385197123
I can attest to that. Drew straight into a Full house. RNGesus be praised.

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Wii Fit is so pure, I love it.

>>385197167
anyone?

>>385197167
u have a small penis :^)

>>385197658
no Im gay. Just want to see all the different dicks

>>385197728
just use kisekae itself and look at them that way.

>>385193365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfUtmrEC8yU

>>385196996
List of topics /v/ can have good, comfy, funposting threads about without rampant shitposting:

>Porn flash games
>How many stars could a tribe of anons successfully collect in Super Mario 64?
>MGS Motherbase RP threads
>kitty0706 and gmod videos

I know I'm missing a lot but those are right off the top of my head.

>>385198045
gmod videos threads are basically shitposting though

>>385178904
>tfw dont know how to play poker

>>385198045
>someone always has to go for 'no fun allowed' route and make fun of people in mgs rp treads
The actual only good threads are ace combat and yakuza threads and this is not disputable

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>>385197047
>Tfw remembering the endless probability questions in highschool math

>>385198257
Just use the card suggest and have a tier list of poker hands opened. You'll get the hang of it after a while.

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>almost everyone has pubes

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat

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This Daria isn't even remotely faithful to how she is in the show.

>fred
fuckin A plus writing

here shitheads, open browser console and put this shit in before you deal each round

hands[0].cards = ["spade1","spade13","spade12","spade11","spade10"];

you will always win.

>>385198961
>wanting to cheat
Where's the fun in that? The porn is more fun if you earn it.

>>385193580
Sasuga wisest wizard neku sama

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat.

At this point I'll try anything

>>385198961
>not wanting them to see your big dick

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>>385178904
>mfw I managed to hit the ceiling
Truly this is the greatest achievement of man kind.

Wew lad after edging to this for 3 hours into a glorious climax, I'll definitely keep track of this game for when new characters get added.

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat

>>385178904
Why is ENF the best fetish?

>>385198286
You're forgetting the holy trinity of Deep See, Deep Space and Minerals.

There was a really good thread about exploding tires like a year ago too, we should have more.

>Flash Games
>Bug Threads
>Space Threads
Name me one trinity that can even compete.

>>385200059
>he didn't include Doom/Hexen/Heretic

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>>385193580

>>385200059
Sound threads
Mineral threads
Flash threads

4 Games and I keep winning without losing any cloth

This is boring

>>385201051
>Sound threads

I want to go back.

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>>385201108
They still work, numbnuts, I don't know why people don't realize that.

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I came.

Replaying to see the raven and zone banter

>battleborn
Kek

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>>385201190
Maybe only gifs work now?

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>>385201365
>>385201190
Well, they worked last month, fuck.

Am I gay if I play this for the crossover banter more than the fap?

>>385201576
No anon you're gay because you like to suck dicks.

You guys know about the one in which it turns some OCs into bimbos, right?

>>385201452
If you have a sound thread folder, the plugin can still read them, it just seems like 4chan just filters out images now.

Is there an option of turning them into futas?

So is this browser only or can you DL it ?

Needs visuals for when the player character cums. Especially when Samus says you got some on her but you can't see it.

>>385201649
Anyways, here you go.
You can turn anyone into a bimbo.
https://gardamuse.deviantart.com/art/Bimbo-Holdem-Poker-584820811

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>>385198643
Should let you turn them off in the options.

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>>385198643
>not having pubes

>>385178904
>>385179590

Wow, a lot of fucking work went into all the dialogue for this game. I had to fap out of respect for the dedication. I never even liked this artstyle but damn this game does it well somehow. Definitely keeping on eye on it for updates.

>>385193612
I coulda make a loli models only, I just dunno how to replace existing models and dialogue for such but I've been making characters in kisekae for years now.

W-what is real life strip poker like?

>>385189008
>Gay Spaghetti Chef
God bless Khonjin

>>385202480
Pretty much exactly like this. It's always you and 4 hot girls, they all admire your penis once you reveal it and everyone masturbates together by the end.

>>385202035
The guys too?
What the fuck?

>>385202426
This includes guys aswell, either shota or all-out loli.

Enf is the patrician's fetish.

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>Daisy and Rosalina have endings
>Peach does not

>>385203281

Blame lazy creators. Speaking of, surprised there isn't any Touhou characters yet.

>>385203348
>surprised there isn't any Touhou characters yet
Good. That shit needs to fizzle out.

>>385203348
>reddit
>caring/liking about anime in general
Answered your own question.
Most people hating on anime around here are from there, ironically enough.

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>>385203382
fug you man

Luck is for losers baby.

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>>385203281
Be the change you want to see.

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So when are we making more /v/ related characters for this?

>kim mentions ron
>hermione says it better not be her ron

this game mang.

Does Moon lose on purpose?
She's always the first person to lose when I play with her

>>385204052
Did you read literally any of her text?

>>385204076
Yes, but I'm still surprised they changed her IA just so the character is accurate

>>385184360
I'm a grower not a shower so no.

>>385179590
>Beat two characters with endings at once
>Only get to choose one
REEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeh at least I get to be Samus' cum dispenser

>>385178904
I want to fuck Zone-tan so hard

>>385204052
I just ran her and she spent the whole match being very upset about winning

>>385184360
>faps with clothes on
I get that there are a lot of underaged people on this website, but please hit puberty before browsing.

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat

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Moon is a turboslut because...?

Anyways, Samus and Chara (really didn't expect that one) fucking exploded my dick.

>>385204359
Cause the person who programmed her had a fetish for that.

This is pretty much a viralling thread, isn't it?

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>>385204502

>>385204502
Yes anon, saying anything positive about anything you like for any reason is just viraling. Everyone on /v/ should exclusively be angry and negative about everything or just not post at all.

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Zone-tan is a qt

>>385178904
>shitty 5 card draw and not hold em.

This is disgusting degenerate shit.

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>>385204502
At least we can fap to it.

>>385180750
>>385180402
It's like the most basic, boring version of poker imaginable. It's what little kids play so they can learn how to play poker.

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>>385204736
>not like both Poker and Texas Hold 'Em

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>>385204695
>zone animation of zone-tan never

>>385205021
search "Zone-Tan's Leaked Sextape"

>>385205092
already knew about that one but thought it was shit, especially with the inclusion of niggers

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>>385180750
you're now a pro

>>385205021
Iktf. Even a simple tease or solo animation would suffice.

>>385184360
I've played drunk/strip Cards Against Humanity before, with Rando cards tossed in to mix things up. The czar ranks the best and worst cards, the loser has to either take a shot or strip a piece of clothing, and they're out when they're naked and out of shots (or just play until someone gets a certain number of points). If a Rando card ends up winning then everyone takes a shot, and by the end of the game anyone with less points than Rando has to strip naked (if they aren't already). It's pretty fun to play with good (and attractive) friends.

>>385205161
>getting upset about niggers in porn
loling at ur life

>>385205161
theres version that cuts out niggers

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Hail to the king baby.

>>385204736
this game prioritizes having a fap, obviously the simplest variant of poker would be chosen

>>385205987
m8 if the color of someones dick makes you angry, you got issues.

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat

Aren't these characters just made in some character maker that deviantart users use?
Is the dialogue so good that it could make up for that?

>>385178904
>poker
>luck
It's like you don't even play at the casino part time to supplement your shitty income

>>385205161
The fuck are you on about? There's like one, you pathetic cuck.

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat

>>385205190
i don't get the diffrence between royal flush and straight flush

>>385206236
royal flush is the highest value straight flush

10, J, Q, K, A

>>385204742
What's your game?
Holdem?
Omaha?
All other shit tier variants?
that is also objectively the best order of poker games

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat

>>385206236
Royal Flush is only A, K, Q, J, 10

Straight Flush is anything else

>>385183507
It's not Omaha you fuck it's stud, Omaha is god tier

>>385206154
One too many, cuckboy
If you fap to black on white in any instance you're either a nigger or a cuck

>>385206371
I meant 5 card draw fuck me

>>385206374
>So insecure he gets upset about skin color in porn that does no effort to draw attention to it
You should be out there impregnating white girls Sven, your masturbatory oaths are useless.

>>385206532
Not upset, just saying how it is
Also black dicks look like turds to me

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat.

Please help me.

>>385205921
No thanks, I don't like beastiality.

Welp, just dumped 3 hours into this game. Hermione is such a bitch. Shantae a qt, and the bantz were top-notch for most grills. I managed to roll quads some three or four times; utterly stupendous luck.

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat.

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat

save me from this hell

>>385193580
you truly are the wisest wizard cat

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat.

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Quick somebody write 400 lines of angry chronic masturbating futa

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat.

>>385204695
someone save my gif, nice

>>385178904
>>385179001
>>385179590
This game has some top tier sph

>>385206868
>beastiality
It's bestiality, you uncultured swine.

>>385208450
anon are u ok

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>>385179590
This is surprisingly fun.

I wish Love Live characters were in this.

>>385178904
>>385179590
not enough small penis humiliation

>>385208542
No, because I meant to reply to >>385206697

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this kisekae thing is fun to play around with
I should try making some vidya girls

>>385204502
>Viralling
>Free game
>Porn game

U wot m8

Our dicks are bringing us together

Through dick, unity

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what a fun game

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>>385209006
I need this.

>>385209062
eh people viraled .io games back in the day, just because its free doesn't mean you can't viral it

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>>385209006
You should've made a better girl.

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>Four of your cards can make a flush but you just need one more card to fill a gap in between for it to work
>Fuck, may as well try and go for it
>Tfw you get that card

>>385209068
>barney characters

>>385209169
>all the girls get pair or worse anyway

>>385209006
>Cotton Candy
At least tell me you did Tomo first.

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>>385209006
Stop that

>want to request characters
>needs a reddit account
Fuck that shit.

>>385178904
thanks doc

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>>385209162
>>385209282
I was gonna make all three, just started with Carol because I like her best.

>>385209454
just use a throwaway email.

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>>385209612
That's ok then.

>>385209630
Fuck.
That.
Shit.

>>385209612
Well, that works.

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>>385209006
Stop it Anon, you're making me want to download it and write all the shitty dialogue myself.

God tier taste though. Still, as the other Anon said, Tomo would also be great.

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>>385209612

>>385209169
>tfw this only happens 1 in every 10 times I try it

I know the odds are against me, but I will keep going for it.

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>>385189008
>>385189124
>>385191726
>>385192565
>>385202538
Khonjin house is fucking great

>>385179590
Holy shit this is the best strip poker ever.
Chicken-chan is such a fucking slut.

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>>385209734
ok?

How to win without thinking:

Keep your 2 highest cards and reroll the rest.
Simple as that. You should rarely come last place, one of the AI will always fuck up worse than you.

Dont keep more than 2 unless you actually know what hands are good.

oh my god radiant AI

>>385179590
>Playing Strip Poker with Marceline, Raven, Shantae and Zone-tan
I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS BUT I'M GLAD IT EXISTS

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What's stopping /v/ from making their own shit strip poker game that uses Kisekae and allows shotas, traps, lolis and futas that the no fun allowed fags banned?

>win a game
>get a gray button with wait on it
>2 minutes later it's still there
Did it freeze or what?

>>385210845
same but instead of shantae I'm using chara

guilty pleasure

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This is the right timeline.

>>385210156
I use the auto suggest thing because I'm a casual who just wants to see boobies.

>>385211191
click wait dumbass

>One of the rules for submitting characters is they must be canonically over 18
Fucking normies, man. The game is officially ruined.

>>385210981
Did they ban them? I see nothing about this game stopping a futa character from being added.

>>385211191
Keep clicking wait to go through the dialogue.
Eventually your get the 'enging?' button and if any of the characters have a special epilogues, you can pick one.

>>385211574
>All 4 characters I picked have an ending, one even has two
FUCK

>>385211485
That's pretty lame, if only because a lot of hot anime characters are 15-17. I don't get why it matters in any case, they're fictional characters.

>>385211485
Moon is still there so that rule is bullshit

>get samus's ending
>it's fucking nothing
Are all of them so tame?

>>385211817
Well it's because the community developing this game is on reddit.

>>385178904
Poker takes no skill, it's all luck.

>>385211675
>one even has two
Nagisa?

>>385211968
Yes. She is too pure for this game.

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat.

>>385212262
>Got her second ending
>Has lewd unlike first ending
>No penetration
What a letdown.

>tfw you used the program used to make the characters kisekae to make futa monstergirls that then are positioned to fuck each other
no homo tho

>>385212923
How many endings even have penetration? Samus is the only one I found. Hermione and Daisy have blowjobs. The others range from slightly lewd like Rosalina to massive blueballing like the SAO girl and the .hack girl.

>>385193580
>I know I shouldn't expect anything good from gearbox but what the fuck, it feels like they just ruined her on purpose beacuse they noticed they made a design that's too good for their shit game.
I agree. You truly are the wisest wizard cat.

>start with one piece of clothing
>put MGR music on in the back
Is anything sexier than danger?

>>385211930
That is almost true. The very tiny element of skill is not in the game itself but in playing the other players when gambling.
Strip poker, on the other hand, is an entirely skilless variant.

>>385213097
I hope you're able to play well enough to back that up.

>>385212969
Iktf

This really needs Yumeko from Kakegurui god damn it.

>>385178904
Seriously wish this was Texas hold em and not boring ass basic poker

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>>385213301
>Texas hold'em for strip poker

>>385213256
>tfw the monstergirl you want isn't available so you have to insert parts in manually
>>385213267
Might as well have Mary Saotome too while you're at it.

>>385213524
Again, iktf.
I used to post a lot back in the /d/ thread.

>>385193580
You truly are the wisest wizard cat

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>Literally rebbit game
>Comfy /v/ thread
Guess it's true after all.

>>385213641
I'm still upset with no loli/shota.