Hmm... Nice bike.

He kept his head down, lets people forget.

>serves 15 years for killing 11 people
>kills thousands more over the course of the game
>any time he gets busted, the "schmuck of a lawyer" gets him out the same day

Explain this to me?

You better tell him, Mario.

What hardware have we got?

i wonder if i should replay this hmmmmm

loved it in 2003 when i was 11, but didnt play it since 2006

would probably ruin all the memories and disappoint me

Is the PC port serviceable? How many hoops do I have to jump through to play it with a controller with the original music?

>>385143839
Gameplay mechanic.

>>385144010
Yeah, probably best to stick to your anime waifu dating sims now.

The yay leavin San Fierro right?

>>385144138
just get it on ps2 on the cheap somewhere if you'd rather not fuck around with a bunch of extraneous shit and just play the game how you remember it.

>>385144138
>play it with a controller
Why'd you do this?

>>385144334
They're using bikes and they go cross country

>>385144389
Guess I'll just do that. My PS2 is still hooked up even, and I've got two copies of the game. To tell the truth I've just been itching for shit to play via this Steam Link.

>>385144437
I usually like third person games with the controller, plus that's how I originally played it. Does it play well with KBM?

>>385143839

It's a video game.

>>385144551
With KBM the driving is horrible, the flight is obscene, but the combat is ludicrously easy. You can demolish almost every encounter with superior range and free-fire the minigun to destroy helicopters with ease.

>>385144479
ok ima see what i can dig up

so many memories ;_;

Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!

>>385144551

It's a little-known secret that VC/SA is actually best on PC. Only problem is it's made too easy at times.

its probably just my nostalgia talking but san andreas is the GOAT GTA game

best story, iconic characters, huge world with super memorable and distinctive locations

in comparison, GTAV is like 5 or 10 times bigger than SA yet i barely remember any locations, hows that possible

>>385144717
>>385144551
I hate the auto aim with the controller in GTA games.

Guys don't worry about the pc game port. If your pc can run emulator well, you ain't gonna need pc ports. also, launchbox is perfect for collecting those oldies and emulators. Give it a try

>>385143839
Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!

>>385145174
The port was excellent, I don't understand...

>>385145090
Are the helicopter controls a decent trade-off?

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anyone else just got out the car and shot one of his tires?

>>385143839
the mafia wanted him to stay in prison before the events of VC. now they want him to get their money back so he's bailed out.

>>385145882
damn, used to do this all the time before i learned to beat him the proper way

>>385143839
he's a good lawyer

>Tommy Vicecity, huh! Shit!
>Didn'tthinkthey'deverlethimout.

Grove Street. Home. Least it was before I fucked everythang up.

All you had to do was shoot the damn hinges, CJ...

you know I've been loyal

Sorry babe, but I'm an ambitious girl, you're just small time...

>tfw used to skip all the cutscenes growing up and missed all the story

That mission where CJ hijacks a plane in midair lol that's some sh*t even Michael Bay would find ridiculous.

>>385147945
been done before. Cliffhanger and Point Break both had this, and that's decades before Bane and CIA

>>385143235
>Hey Tommy, how's the sun tan?

>Rosenberg... aaahh, that bonkers ambulance chaser! That guy could defend an innocent guy all the way to death row!

lose my shit at that every time

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>>385143235
with BURT REYNOLDS.

Pets overnight actually sounds like a viable business

>>385148592
They totally ruined Donald Love in LCS.

>>385143839
(((Rosenberg)))

>>385143839
VCPD is hilariously corrupt

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>>385148925
It's what you call "Flanderize"

>>385148592
Burt Reynolds almost punched one of the devs for insulting him

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>>385149129
It ain't easy being a celebrity.

>>385147148
Saddler, YOU'RE small time.

>>385149129
he didnt reprise the role right

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I HATE THAT WOMAN

>>385149935
I'm pretty sure he did, in Vice City Stories but I could be wrong

Ray Liotta said he'd never work with Rockstar again, though

>>385150124
That's too bad, Tommy was great.

babiesovernight.com! Your new bundle of joy, in a box, overnight.

>>385145736
Helicopter controls are great on PC.

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit
in my face.

>>385152398
Go get some sleep.

>>385144961
GTAV sucked, what's more to explain?

>>385152575
What are you gonna do?

>>385152143
>Requires three hands
>great
Don't bother picking, you're a tremendous faggot.

nostalgiafags are the worst

no one gives a fuck about your shitty pixelated games with broken gameplay

>>385153163
Numpad + WASD
I'm counting two
Try not to be a shitter maybe

>>385144961
Because San Andreas had 3 decently sized cities to go to while GTAV has basically 1 and a half, separated by loads of empty pointless wilderness.

Even the 1 big city GTAV has is too small and compact, you can drive all the way across it wayyyyy too fast, GTA IV felt bigger.

>>385143509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTa9Jn37hYM

>ambushed by men in masks with expensive weaponry
>have to run errands to "discover" that it was the local Escobar ripoff who stole your coke and money

>>385143839
Only cutscenes and missions are canon, gameplay mechanics such as getting busted and wasted only exist as failure states for fucking up.

>>385153014
I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.

>>385153014
I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.

>>385143839

>when you get out of jail, you sometimes hear phone dialogue from rosenberg asking you to be let go

I thought that was such a cool detail

>>385146162
I'd just park a Cheetah a certain distance away so it doesn't despawn.
Then just use that instead of the slow-ass sentinel they give you.

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Anyone else just like visiting all those small settlements around San Andreas? Every time I play I discover one that I forgot about. It's amazing how the world feels so large.

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>>385153240
Fuck off fag

>>385153240
0/10

III, VC and SA are surprisingly still playable even by today's standards.

>>385153719
>>385153750
Billie Jean's not my lover.
She's just a girl, who thinks that I am the one.
But the kid is not my son.

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>>385153321
>GTA IV felt bigger.
plus it had more interesting characters
>mfw reading up on Niko's back story after having not played it since release

>>385153781
Broken in PC version unfortunately.

>>385153321

Driving across the world of IV felt boring because it felt like you never came across the more interesting locations. Driving from one bourough to the other just took you over shitty, boring bridges.

>>385153994
I do miss being able to aim while driving and use pistols and grenades as well as machineguns.

>>385154153
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high hand stand
And take your baby by the heel
And do the next thing that you feel


best song

>>385153781
>>385154264
I don't remember this ever happening, then again I played the PC version only.

>>385153321
>>385154632
Both IV and V had boring cities.

>>385153994

In some ways they are surprisingly unplayable too. Not being able to adjust the camera when driving in III or VC is really annoying. Also the shooting can feel crazily stiff and imprecise. Feels like for a lot of the guns you have to be pretty close or it wont aim where you shoot at

>>385143235
Riding with me is my MC homeboy
Knowing the rules ain't part of his program
Finding tha right way around this map
Might be pretty hard 'cause he's fucked on crack

G-grand theft auto
You gotta make a mark to move where you want to

T-theft
Determination to steal what you can and run from the nation

A-hey, what do ya say?
We automate the sequence and speed for my getaway
Ticket to the edge is nowhere to hide,
And call up the boy. "let's go for a joyride"

>>385154264

I have the PC version on Steam, and it works for me

>>385143235
It's more like "duhhineydeveleddimou"

>>385145615
underrated

>>385154954
>Not being able to adjust the camera when driving in III or VC is really annoying
lol

bet you also complain about not being able to "circle" around your character when in 3rd person

>>385155036
Nah.
On PS2 he says like a dozen different things.
On PC he only says "Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man", and only once (unless you don't save the game after that).

>>385155868
it felt so nice buying all these places once you get the money

>When you grow up and realize all the voices are provided by famous actors

See you around... officer.

>>385145174
The only bad thing is that they removed songs from the Steam versions, but you can easily get those back. Why would I bother to emulate?

>>385154264
>He doesn't have SilentPatch
Rockstar should just add it to the games officially.

>>385157331
mods are illegal now

Hey there officer, nice badge, nice badge...

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>>385153887
I always remember this little settlement because it always seemed a lot of prostitutes spawned at that area.

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That was MY money tommy MY MONEY

>>385157584
Real smooth, Lance.

>Mercedes set up to be Tommy's love interest
>She appears like once afterwards

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>>385158202

>>385158379
Maybe.

>>385158509
What did he mean by this?

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Pastor Richards.

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Didn't realize the film guy was voiced by Dennis Hopper.

Migga whar

>>385159186
YOU, should've stayed at home today.

>>385143839
Only flawless playthroughs are canon. You don't think Vercetti actually dies at any point, do you? He only dies if you're a scrub. Tommy Vercetti aint no scrub. Don't impose your weaknesses onto him.

Pressing Issues in GTA VI when?

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>love Vice City more than anything
>play it endlessly
>GTA:SA comes out
>explosions are better
>cars are better
>mechanics are better
>those bikes go cross cuuuuuntry
>can't enjoy Vice City ever again
I'm shallow. I deserve this.

>>385149935
right. he shows up again in LCS, but has no lines. Tony kills him and Donald Love eats the body.

>sends three guys into another man's turf to do a big time drug deal
>gets sour grapes at Tommy even though all he did was survive
>doesn't give Vercetti any support whatsoever in Vice City
>expects Tommy to give back anything after he toppled Diaz and started his own band of goons
Just how fucking stupid was Sonny?

>>385150342
Tommy was just another pay check for Mr. Liotta.

>>385159852
But you're a nigger...

>>385160227
Ironically that's probably the second best role of his entire career.

lmao

>>385159852
>missions are significantly worse
>travelling from one city to another gets tedious after awhile

Everyone likes to forget those details of SA.

>>385156860
I've been playing Vice City for years and I only realized Ray Liotta voiced Tommy the other day.

>>385160032
To be fair, most mob bosses in the GTA universe are retarded. Take Pegerino in IV for example.

>>385160032
They wanted Vercetti to take over so they can fly in, kill him, and take over the empire Vercetti built up without actually doing any of the work.

>>385162130
that old fuck deserved to die

>>385162557
Then why is Sonny getting so genuinely butthurt about Tommy not paying his "debt"?
In your scenario, Sonny would be like "Hmm, excellent work Tommy. You have done well. Mmmyes, heh heh. You are one of my greatest goons." and then surprise fly in and try to kill him.

>>385148301
Well you ain't got my money neither so tell me Tommy, what are you doin?

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>>385163339
I'm looking for the MONEY, sonny. Don't worry.

>>385164257
Based rainposter

I POKE MY HEAD OUTTA THE GUTTER FOR ONE FREAKING SECOND AND FATE SHOVELS SHIT IN MY FACE

>>385165040
Go get some sleep.

>>385162130
man i dont even remember that guy

wasnt some bulgarin the main villain

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>>385165036

>>385165620
What are you gonna do?

>>385166047
I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKhN1t_7PEY

REAL 80'S HOURS

Is Vice City what kids these days would call "A E S T H E T I C"?

I SAY
I
I LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
MUCH BETTER THAN A
OWNER OF A BROKEN HEART

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Who is Shrub supposed to be a parody off, and Kent Paul too? Is he supposed to make fun of those 80s British bands or was that Love Fist.

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Flash FM and Wave 103 are the best stations in any GTA game, this is fact.

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>>385167146
I thought Emotion 98.3 was.

>>385167019
Shrub = Trump

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Emotion 98.3 in the rain is the best feeling.

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>>385167376
I thought Trump was supposed to be Donald Love, or at least his son. Donald Trump Jr.

>>385167449
Who is L?

I remember Luigi from GTA III, but who was L in VC?

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Childhood is listening to Wave 103

Adulthood is realizing Fever 105 was better

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>>385167678
Lawyer Ken RosenBERG.

>>385167678
Ken Rosenberg, Lawyer.

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>>385167679
godhood is listening to both

>>385167678
L is Ken Rosenberg, it stands for Lawyer I think.

>>385167019
Named after Bush. Not really based on him though.

>>385167678
L'chaim

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>>385143839
>Rosenberg
Oy vey! Oy Gevalt!

Gimme a drink.
And where's that slut?

While other station's listeners are at school, We're shoplifting! VROCK

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>>385168290
Uni brow.

>>385168382
i'll knock ur spark out m8

>Kent isn't Paul's first name, it's just where he's from

Holy Shit I thought I was the only one...

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>>385168785

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Let me tell you a story, the other night I was in a nightclub, as usual I Fernando was surrounded by beautiful women, I could have made love to any number of them, then this really ugly girl come in. All fat, hairy and ugly and stuff. Like a big fat cow, all walking on 2 legs ya know? But she had the most beautiful eyes I ever saw, it was like opening a big dirty crabby shell and finding a beautiful pearl. Than this record come on. It was very appropriate, I talk to long Fernando's rating go down, I finish my story luego.

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Sometimes I swear I catch a glimpse of something from time to time

>>385167376
goddamn kill yourself retard
his name is based off of the Bush family

>>385169236
Nobody remembers Bush. Sad!

>>385143839
Officer, do you really think my client is capable of that?

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so anyway as I was saying this ugly girl in the nightclub you know? Now of course I Fernando Martinez did not come home with this chick, as I have a reputation to keep up, a code, but I could see she was all lonely and stuff, and I feel really bad so I scour the nightclub, from top to bottom and then I find this snuddy little English kid Paul or something, standing all alone so I take him over to this ugly girl, I make them think, I make them talk, I tell them some jokes and soon they are singing, and they are dancing. And I say Fernando you have a gift my friend, a gift for romance. I like to see mens' and womans' to get together. People say Fernando use your gift make money or buy a yacht, maybe a fast car, and I say Fernando is on the radio that is my gift to Vice City!

>>385169430
IT'S A MIRACLE LAZLOW

Carl Johnson > Claude > Timmy Vermicelli

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>>385169430
>...but I am not going to give you a big kiss. Not a kiss like I give a woman, or even a donkey. Because..because, you do not know.

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>>385169880
delete this

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IT'S A WHITE DAY FOR WHITE WEDDING

>>385148994
underrated

>>385143839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuhZsHLcrQ

ayy ayy
we bumpin
ayy ayy
we bumpin

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>>385167927
Elder godhood is realizing that Flash FM is the only station that matters

>>385172623
You're not really wrong so I can't argue