Okay /v/, which game has the best ice levels? Ice/Frozen North

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Why are birds so useless?

>>385129676
How would an iceberg trap penguins and so many? I don't understand this scenario.

>>385130243
Because not video games.
Hit that arrow at the top of OP.

>>385129867
Where's the codumentary on this?

>>385129903
They eat the bugs you hate so much.
Don't call them useless.

There's a whole board for animals, why risk a ban when you can just discuss it there?

>>385130304
Nigga, do you think I come to /v/ to talk about video games?

Metroid Prime

>>385129867
One does not simply waddle into Mordor.

>>385129867
So, why is he heading to the mountains?

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>>385129676
Xenoblade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRsBf_kQps

>>385130306
Encounters at the End of the World.
The full film seems to be on youtube.

>>385129867
Werner Heryog is a national treasure

>>385130492
we just don't know

>>385129867
>Todd Howard's lies claim another soul

>>385130393
>go to /an/
>hey guys let's talk about videogames
>"go to /v/"

>>385129676
Those poor penguins. Fuck that iceberg for killing so many. I'm going to help promote global warming and destroy that evil iceberg.

>>385130575
This. Only game to reinvent the entire ice formula

>>385130579
Thanks, mate. You're alright.

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>>385130672

>>385129903
Every dollar spent on them instead of population of Africa is around 2310% more efficient in improving life for humanity.

>>385129676
Fake news, has anyone confirmed those penguins? This is a liberal propaganda piece for global warming.

>>385130492
We don't know. Could be a brain defect, or maybe he fell for Todd's lies.

>>385130492
Probably something wrong with it's brain. Maybe animals can be suicidal. No one knows.

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>>385130672
Damn I laughed for a full minute.

>>385130441
Nigga, neck yourself cancer.

>>385130896
my sides

>>385129676
FAKE NEWS

>>385129676
>CNN
I bet that article ends with blaming Trump for not believing in climate change, with a big ass ad banner for a Comedy Central show at the bottom of the page.

>>385130243
I did the work for you, anon. According to the only sentence I read of the article, the giant iceberg blocked the penguins ability to reach their feeding grounds.

>>385131048
So it blocked their path? Guess it was /v/ related.

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Holaska(day) was a fun stage in Unleashed

>>385130695
If you wanted to discuss video games, you wouldn't put CNN clickbait in the OP, faggot

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>>385131116

>>385129867
He got fed up with the state of things in his society.

>>385130492

magnetic sensor in his brain isnt correctly adjusted. basically, his compass is pointing the wrong way so when the penguins say "time to go north" he actually walks west because to him, west is north.
and he keeps walking west until he's north. 2deep

>>385131037
are ducks the most responsible animal parents?

>>385131048
Starvation is a pretty bad way to go. Poor little waddlers.

>>385129676
>traps colony
WHERE?

>>385131037
I was expecting a car to fly around the corner and wipe out the whole lot of them.

I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.

>>385131234
Penguins have magnetic receptors? Neat. Didn't know birds had those.
Reminds me of when scientists fucked around with crabs' gravity/up-down receptors by switching in metal shavings and using magnets to make the crab think the world had turned upside down.

>>385131428
All birds navigate using the earth's magnetic field.

>>385131037
Did they adopt all of those goslings?

There's no way they all belong to the same parents.

>>385129676
does banjo kazooie have good or bad ice levels, I honestly can't truly decide.

>>385131028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DHOZ0gXwf8
Reading those comments, that's what it looks like. Obviously global warming caused shifts in the ocean, which led to massive glaciers becoming displaced, but people keep shouting that it had no role.


>>385131037
Is that goose kindergarten?

>>385131234
Was the penguin autistic?

>>385131297
Yep, fuck humans for CREATING GLOBAL WARMING. SURELY NO ICEBERG WOULD EVER HAVE MOVED IN SUCH A WAY WITHOUT OUR NEGLIGENCE.

>>385131342
Not that kind of trap, faggot

>>385131342
>400,000 overweight, bearded individuals mistaken for mass whale beaching after washing up on shores around the world
>survivors have been caught attempting to return to the sea
>only thing authorities have figured out is the repeated exclamations of "it's not gay, he's feminine!" indicates some mass delusion

>>385129676
Tropical Freeze

>>385130448
Post the song you dolt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbUv1hz6mE

>>385131573
https://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/150000-penguins-die-as-iceberg-blocks-colony/63673

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This game has both the best ice levels and water levels.

>>385131737
Kek

>>385131037
I wish I was there.

With a lawn mower tricked out by a Dead Rising protagonist.

>>385131403
They were geese, definitely disappointment.

>>385131428
>Penguins have magnetic receptors? Neat. Didn't know birds had those.

How did you think bird migration works, paper maps?

>>385130492
It calls.

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>>385130896

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>>385129676
>ice level
>music cuts out
>harsh winds that blow you backwards

>>385131037
Fucking illegal canadians shitting all over my lawn. GET THE FUCK OUT. GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY FUCKING LEAFS

>>385130492
The real question is why aren't YOU heading to the mountains?

>>385131884
The sun, topology of the Earth other stuff. Lots of animals migrate without those receptors including humans before maps or language.

>>385131628
Praise kek.

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>>385129867
I see you

>>385129867
"we cant help him because.. BLAHBLAHBLAH"
yeah fucking right
you sat there filming that shit and lame ass justification for exploiting the death of a penguin is sad and pathetic

>>385130672
YOU CAN CLIMB IT PENGU

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>>385132019
>ice level
>you slide for 8 screens when you stop
>momentum can't be stopped unless you hit the side of a platform

>>385132052
This. The fucking assholes have invaded several beaches and parks near where I live. Those beaches are so filled with shit that you can't really swim there anymore.
One chinaman who read about it in the news paper got a brilliant idea. He started hunting them with a bb gun and intended to cook them in his restaurant. The police didn't agree with his plan.

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>>385130492
To train

Thank Jesus that Trump is getting rid of these deadly icebergs.

>>385130393
OP is a gambling man

>>385132181
They're so cute and dumb-looking.

>>385129867
but why?

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>>385129676
One hundred and fifty thousand? Oy vey.

>>385132318
>illegal mexicans cut grass
>illegal canadians shit on the grass we got the mexicans to cut

why do the mexicans get so much shit when these other illegals get away scott free?

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>>385130575
>get to clearing at the end of the mountain
>it's still daytime
>decide to wait for night for icicle lasershow
>get kinda bored
>go for collectible orbs
>cutscene triggers at dusk
>limpdicked lasers ruin the whole thing

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>>385130896
>he fell for Todd's lies.

>>385132181
Imagine if you fitted those little bastards with steel claws, they'd be able to take down a whole village.

>>385131037

Why so they have so many babies?

>>385130375
So does gorillion of other species of birds. Fuck off, treehugger.

>>385132181
Emus are awesome. Fuck cassowaries though.

>>385131861
ow the edge

>>385132181
H-hayai!

>>385132242
So what good would it do to try to help him if he would just start his suicide journey again?

>>385131037
it's a field trip

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>>385129676
>150k penguins
>"From the photos, she estimated that there are a total of595,000emperor penguins in 44 different Antarctic colonies"
Fake news

>>385132742
Goose detected.

>>385132662
Some animals take care of their babies in turns. Not sure if canadian geese do.

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>>385129676

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>>385130375
Actually I love bugs

>>385133034
he was ahead of his time

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>>385129676
TimeSplitters, because they properly use the creepy atmosphere of cold, baren wastelands and caverns without having you slide around like an idiot.

>>385133034
What kind of autist prints a cardboard cutout of an anime character and puts it up in his place of work?

>>385130492
He believed Todd Howard

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>>385132924
oh god it's like a spore creature that starts clipping into itself when it walks

>>385129676
He went on to write contrarian movie opinions on /tv/

>>385132924
If this was in a videogame, it would be seen as a massive glitch, even if it was a 100% accurate depiction.

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>>385132276
>Crouching cancels all momentum

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>>385132242
go get a haircut, you fucking hippie.

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>>385133034

Grape did nothing wrong.

>>385133034
Did they take it out yet? Did grape-kun kill himself afterwards?

>>385133307
Fuck off weeb. No one cares about your waifu some autist zookeeper put up at work.

>>385129867
literally /one/ of us

>>385133454
seems like you care.

>>385133454
shut up nigger

>>385133569
I care about you not your waifu.

>>385133624
gay

>>385133454
God you're so retarded it hurts.It was a promotional thing, dumbass

>>385133454
anime website
perhaps reddit is more your taste

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>>385130896
motherfucker

>>385133196
>not knowing Grape-kun
Look who's talking.

>>385131573
The antarctic is currently freezing over though, with record amounts of ice. Would making the earth even colder make this situation better? Who knows. It seems like the argument eventually reaches the point where people think that only today's temperature is somehow the perfect ideal, and that a change in either direction is calamity. If tons of glaciers form and fuck shit up it's our fault, and if the glaciers melt and fuck something else up it's also our fault. Meanwhile if humans didn't exist, one of those situations was always going to happen and fuck something up somewhere.

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>>385133426

No, he's met the VA and they are doing night tours now, Zoo keepers are going to let it stay because it's become a big attraction and money maker.

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>>385133398
>Look for serval or shoebill videos
>TANOSHII XDD

>>385133624
no thanks, I'm not into chicks.

>>385133454
Not only are you retarded, but this is an anime website, anyway.

>>385132713
Heh yeah you tell em tough guy!

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>>385130896
>Could be a brain defect, or maybe he fell for Todd's lies.
Whats the difference?

>he fell for the (((climate change))) meme

>>385133832

>he got to meet his waifu in person
>AND he gets to go on tours with her
>some random penguin gets to live the dream while you don't

Funny how life works out.

>>385130375
I call this; "The World Without Birds".
>Bug
>Spider/Frog/Lizard
>Cat/Rat/Dog
The End

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>>385133426

>>385129676
>No Ice Cap Zone
Cmon /v/

>>385133832
>Getting the good end on your 1st run

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>>385133034
What a loyal husband

>>385133990
yeah it's just a plot by (((them))) to get you to consume less and not be a slave to the oil companies, because that really benefits (((their))) system

>>385129676
>Ice(((berg)))
Fucking jews

>>385134117
He ain't into 3DPD cosplay sluts.

>>385134158
yeah, just like how 40 years ago we were heading into a new ice age.

>>385134158
I fucking hate oil, fuck having all my necessities being delivered right next to my door!

>>385130492

There has to be something more to this life.

>>385131628
This guys absolutely right. The Great Barrier Reef was also just getting too old and that's why it's dead now!

>>385133832
Did they fugg

>>385134378
>>385134360
yes, good goyim.. consume as much as possible! Alternatives to our oil gas and coal monopolies? No, that would be terrible for our profits!

>>385134360

https://longreads.com/2017/04/13/in-1975-newsweek-predicted-a-new-ice-age-were-still-living-with-the-consequences/

>>385132924
Pelicans are dicks. They shit way more than geese and have an incredibly sharp spike at the end of their beak. I have to pressure wash my dock literally every day or it would be solid white from all that shit.

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>>385134523
you are trying so hard

>>385129676
Ecco the Dolphin

>>385134523
thanks for reminding me to go run my car for 20 min in my driveway to make sure it's nice and cool when I leave.

>>385134459
Excessive sunscreen washing off in the water is why reefs are dying.

>>385129867
I bet they didn't follow him
I bet they have no clue what happened to him
They just dismissed him as a crazy penguin, he could have lead them back to a spaceship or Megatron or something

>>385134705
my goldenstein will be very pleased that you frivolously spent the money that you earned while working for his profit back into the oil and gas industry! It will be nice for the price of the shares he owns.

>Millennials genuinely think that they're going to make it to old age without climate change and an energy crisis ruining their comfy lives.

>>385134779
Yeah, small coastal reefs that are next to shore and are 40sq feet.

If you think the great barrier reef was killed from fucking sunscreen run off you are literally retarded.

>>385134705
>>385134641
You're going to be living in the same world as us im not sure where your mind is when you post something like this.
>"im going to take a big shit in my bed to piss my mom off!!"

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donkey kong country trilogy has god tier Ice settings

>>385129676
rayman origins

>>385130492
A great monolith beckons to him, he journeys into the frozen wastes where he shall find a more grand existence.

>>385134949

im okay with killing myself when that happens so i dont care

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>>385129903

Jesus that second sign depressed the shit out of me. They are already dead.

>>385132924
It is true what they say. All horrors that man create are just re-imaginings of shit that just happens naturally in our world.

>>385135008
I'm going to be dead and gone before the world becomes unlivable and so will you.

>>385133047
>Its an abstract kind of cute

>>385135231
The least thing we can do is letting them die in peace.

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>>385130672
>>385130896
HAHAHA YES VERY FUNNY LE TODD'S LIES HAHA

>>385130492
Didn't you read At the Mountains of Madness? He's just going exploring.

>>385135247

You are delusional if you think shit isn't gonna hit the fan in the next 20 years.

Going to plug Hidden and Dangerous 2. I think the first mission is doing commando stuff into a german base in a snowstorm to steal their experimental jet bomber.

Can't see shit the whole mission and patrols appear out of nowhere infront of your eyes.

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>>385135231
>oops, I stepped on something

Global warming is a lie perpetuated by NASA and "scientists" to increase their funding.

>>385131037
I really liked this level in Thousand Year Door

>>385135654

It's a Chinese hoax

>>385132658

You fucking killed me.

>>385129903
What do you think an animal thinks when it's the last of its species that could possibly go extinct

>>385135008
sorry al gore can you update me again, whats the latest doomsdate? lost track since we had to reschedule the point of no return so many times already

>>385132924
i like most birds, but damn pelicans need to fuck off

>>385135654
Ok

>>385135448
I Todd I prate every Bethesda game

>>385135719
No, that was just the dumbass in office talking out of his ass. Every time funding starts to decrease for NASA they start crying about global warming/cooling/moistening or whatever in order to throw the public into a panic and receive more tax dollar.

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>>385130896
You fucking guy.

>>385135654
Because NASA, a fucking government controlled entity needs to lie to the average redneck slowly rotting in his couch to have a fund increase, instead of like, just of asking directly to the big shady gov that controls everyone. Nah, they need to convince you otherwise nope, not happening.

>>385130492
He is the sacrifice.

>>385135957

Oh, you actually believe that. I thought we were acting retarded.

>>385135654
Why NASA? They've sent loads of shit into space by burning massive amounts of fuel. They are far from innocent.

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>>385129676
Little big planet

>>385135654
No, it's a Communist plot to destroy American businesses by making it so they can't set large bodies of water on fire anymore.

Thank the Lord we have a good, Godly Republican in office to get rid of the anti-American Democrat EPA.

>>385135654
>>385135957
Then why does NASA's funding keeps going down you fucking moron

>shitting on birds

Didn't know /v/ was filled with Maoists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

>>385136146
They're always at the head of environmental movements, and their "massive amounts of fuel" burnt is literally a drop in the bucket. Also, they don't really give a shit because crying about pollution has been their main way of making money since the Cold War ended and Americans stopped caring about going to Mars.

>>385129676
>penguins
>defeated by ice

What happened? Aren't they supposed to be able to drill through it?

>>385130393
>risk a ban
What the fuck lol. You shitpost from work or something?

>>385136445
They're Flying-types.

>>385134378
I hope Trump starts a war in the middle east for oil and retards like you get shot up by sandniggers for your precious black gold

>>385133034
>animals are becoming waifufags too
These are truly the end times

>>385132101
humans migrated by following animals bud.

>>385129867
>There has to be something better, something that feels more alive...
>I'm breaking out of here tonight...

>>385136635
But they don't fly...

>>385136956
Neither do [wrongly typed pokemon]

>>385129903
I know it is baite but BAVI

>>385136956
They do. Just underwater.

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>>385131403

>>385136246
>Ice level is the last world
>turns into a military base as the music gets more badass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0CWX0Vdp74

>>385136146
Yea burning all that liquid hydrogen. Polluting our atmosphere with water. They're the real culprits!

>>385137193
What an asshole. How heartless do you have to be to kill baby animals?

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>>385136348
>By April 1960, Chinese leaders realized that sparrows ate a large amount of insects, as well as grains.[7][8] Rather than being increased, rice yields after the campaign were substantially decreased.[9][8] Mao ordered the end of the campaign against sparrows, replacing them with bed bugs, as the extermination of the former upset the ecological balance, and bugs destroyed crops as a result of the absence of natural predators. By this time, however, it was too late. With no sparrows to eat them, locust populations ballooned, swarming the country and compounding the ecological problems already caused by the Great Leap Forward, including widespread deforestation and misuse of poisons and pesticides.[9] Ecological imbalance is credited with exacerbating the Great Chinese Famine, in which 20–45 million people died of starvation.[10][11]

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>>385137193
>there are people who would slam on their brakes or swerve into another lane and cause an accident over a very common bird

>>385129903
Don't you have some cast iron to smite, Xui?

>>385137264
Small animals emerging from behind a curb and the driver is in a large SUV. There's no way the driver had any clue of what happened until they noticed the smell of rotting duck bits a few days later.

>>385137193
reported

>>385137264
Not everyone is a hippieshit like you.

>>385137427
Bird lives are more valuable than human lives. If the guy wasn't speeding to begin with he wouldn't have to "slam on his brakes".

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>>385129676
>CNN
F-fake news please.

>>385136289
>dumbass liberal only becomes aware of the world around him when it gets politicized

>>385137264

Only the mother was ran over, thought the ducklings will obviously starve without her guidance afterwards

>>385129867
the penguin clearly stops at the end and turns around

if you're gonna make up bullshit in a nature documentary, at least edit it correctly

>>385137335
Mao was truly a visionary. There would be way more chinese today if it wasn't for him.

>>385137554
They were an inch behind her, at least the closest was also smooshed. You can see none of them are moving at the end.

>>385129676
Fire&Ice. Nice little old platformer.

>>385137193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yad_clT4T2Y

>>385137632
The majority of the babies didn't get hit. They're probably surprised and waiting for mom to continue the march to the pond.

>>385130375
This.
Without birds things would be a lot worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEeualdxG-I

>>385137193
>villain's tragic backstory

>>385137668
The xmas edition was ballin
https://youtu.be/si8zz2YaHMw

>>385137538
>Bird lives are more valuable than human lives

Comments like this make me realize there are people who don't value other human lives and that's troubling.

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>>385129867
>tfw watching this documentary for the first time thinking it's just about cute penguins

>get to this scene

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>>385137193

I read a bird has to eat about 12,000 bugs to become an adult. Then multiply that by all the birds out there. Then erase all birds. We would be covered in wall to wall bugs.

>>385137807
We need to go full John Rico on these motherfucking insects. The spiders in my garage are okay though they hate bugs almost as much as I do.

>>385137927
I doubt swerving in that case would have killed anyone. Dented their car yeah but that's what insurance is for.

>>385130896
wwwwwwwww

>>385137995
What is that machine?

>>385137927
People suck.

>>385137754
>They will stand there waiting for mommy's corpse to get up and start walking.

>>385129867
Anyone ever consider doing this irl? I know I have

>>385138115
Sea gull rolling pin

>>385138158
Go suck some horse cock hippie nobody gives a shit.

>>385137335
Why the fuck did they do that

>>385130492
He will serve the chaos gods!

>>385137995
Natural selection at work

>>385138350
Sparrows eat grains and do not works for it

Therefore they must die because communism

>>385137927

Human populations pretty much eclipse bird populations so ofc they are more meaningful compared to us

>>385137995
damn, press fucking f

>>385131403

There's a family of geese that cross like every 5 minutes at this one intersection near my house. People treat it as a natural stop light at this point.

>tfw comfy thread devolves into edge

>>385138251
You sure do.

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>>385137193
poor bebs

>>385138490
No it doesn't.

>>385138083
Not what I was talking about.

>>385138158
>>385138490
>this is how animal lovers think

Jesus christ how pathetic.

>>385131037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4

>>385138471
>steel machinery is natural

>>385134929
>The humans are here!
>Gotta get to my spaceship before they find out I'm just an alien dressed like a penguin

>>385138490
I can go to any park and count about 100 birds. Maybe I'll get 25 people. Face it, if birds revolted we'd be fucked.

>>385137193
He's in a truck too, there's a very good chance he never even saw them.
Why didn't the camera man walk with them?

>>385139043
The only ones fucked would be Australians

>>385138350
Because mao was a retarded crazy person and hardcore communism is stupid.
Pol Pot sent everyone to farm land and executed all the educated people. It didn't end up well either.

>>385139101
>Why didn't the camera man walk with them?
Why would he? Dude just wanted to film some cute ducks crossing a road. Probably saw it happen all the time but decided to film that day for whatever reason.

>>385129867
>filename:contrarian

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>>385133034

>>385137995
>Failing a QTE

>>385138960
If the machine was there when the bird was born then it was natural to it you stupid

>>385132924
That's asking for a Bloodborne boss health bar underneath. I can practically hear its blood curling scream

>>385139101
It was probably some ditzy Beverly Hills chick who thought it was "so cute" they're using the crosswalk and didn't even stop to consider slow animals crossing a busy road would lead to anything bad a happening.

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>>385137335

>>385138350
You need a common enemy to scapegoat all your problems

>>385137995
>>385138471
It was a dumb bird. Most birds would have flown away if something came that close to them.

>>385133034
Just shows that anime helps fight depression.

>>385139551
most birds dont react to nonliving things until they're about to be touched by them.

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>>385129903
>I may be alone and I'm very small
It's dead, isn't it?

>>385130883
it's called CLIMATE CHANGE now dumb goyim
get with the programming

Why do conspiracy goons always complain about NASA? They're .5% of the budget while the military is 55% yet it's always NASA being wasteful?

>>385137927
The human population should have about 5-6 less billion people.

>>385137538
>>385138158
>>385138490
But can birds make sweet as fuck plastic?
Yea, didn't think so.

>>385140464
Because NASA is how the Greys infiltrated and took over the government, wake up sheeple.

>>385137995
Why the fuck did it not fly away? Im sure the machine does enough noise to make it fly away.

>>385132242
You thundering faggots do know that this is edited so that people think the penguin kept going, right? In the actual documentary he turns around and rejoins the other penguins.

>>385140512
Wanna dull those edges for me kiddo?

>>385140664
Go to bed, David Icke. You're drunk again.

>>385130880
This is 100% true, because by pouring money into Africa we just make them dependent on us. How the fuck are they expected to form a local economy like this? Who would become a farmer when nobody buys food because it's free from Odwalla? Who would become a cobbler when Nike sends over free shoes? How can you justify spending over a decade to become a doctor when you won't get paid shit because the WHO is taking all your patients for free?

>>385140512
Then hate your parents instead of random people you fuckface

>>385139829
Did you watch the video? It was about to touch him. Bad touch.

>>385140849
natural selection has nothing to do with nature as you are talking about but rather than nature making that bird stupid

>>385140824
Also Africa is incredibly corrupt. Most of that money goes to local politicians who spend the it to buy expensive cars and big houses in Europe and America.

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>CLIMATE CHANGE
Here's some truth. Climate change is real and we are already too late on doing anything about it. Even if we COMPLETELY stop all emissions, meaning 100% no emissions. It will take half a century for the earth/climate/environment to recover. So that's 1-2 generations of humanity basically fucked. Not it will not be doomsday but there will be killer heat often, increase in food prices and good locations will be more expensive than before. And if you think the refugee problem is bad, wait for what will happen in 10-20 years when most of the middle east will be inhospitable and reminder that the middle east today have locations that go beyond 40C or 104F.

This is not even accounting for the methane deposited in the world rapidly melting as the temps increase.

I don't plan on having children so it does not really affect me a bit.

>>385137193
rekt

>>385135780
Go out with a bang.

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>>385141258

>>385141258

lel

Why didn't they just go save them?

>>385141505
don't worry he's ok

>>385132242
found the vegan

>>385140784
>>385140958
>muh niggers and chinks that are literally destroying the earth faster than anything the West has done
Only people who know they are subhuman and should be called get mad over eugenics.

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>>385130896
you son of a bitch

>>385141297
>I don't plan on having children
Yes goyim....

>>385141258
They probably survived but it's still really stupid to nest so high up, especially if you are such a bad flier.
How did the parents get there in the first place? How are they not extinct?

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>>385129676
BUT WHY

>>385141687
I too would end my life if I had to live there.

>>385139402
If it was there when it was born and it grew up knowing what it was and what it did it wouldn't have there and got squashed.

>>385141297
This is why no one listens to climate theorists any more; you can't stick with a single idea to monetize.
>WE'RE GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH
>WE'RE GOING TO BURN TO DEATH
>If you fart once less per day, Earth can be saved!
>Nothing we do will matter for 1,000,000 years, but let's kill all coal and oil jobs for some reason!
>Let's all start using E85 fuel even though it produces more carbon to create!
>Nevermind all that! Give NASA more money! They say we're 30 years from colonizing the moon and have been saying we're 30 years away since the 1960s!

What kind of edgy cunt do you have to be to laught at baby animals dying? jesus christ.

>>385140989
I did, I'm saying almost all birds will die in the same fashion because theyre too stupid to be aware of their surroundings

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>>385130492

>>385131573
>Giant iceberg decimates
>150,000 penguins die
>decimates
So...what? Another 1.3 million penguins live in that specific area?

I don't give a shit.

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>>385141687

>>385141258
He's probably okay, birds are 90% air.

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>>385135780

>>385141674
They probably did, at least with the first two and the last penguin you can see they're still moving and look okay, all things considered. Might have a broken leg or a wing though. But it's pretty funny just watching them bounce at the end.

>>385141674
They are not extinct because they live halfway up a steep hill covered in pointy rocks and nobody wants to deal with that shit just to eat a bird.

>>385129867
>>385130492
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIND

BREAKING OUT OF MY PAIN

NOTHING VENTURED NOTHING GAINED

I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW

>>385141858
>Scientist are responsible for sensationalist news that makes everything seem like a doomsday prophecy to get more viewers

>>385142157
Yes, even though it's not the way you phrased it. They DO get assloads of funding for continuing to "study" this sort of stuff. The longer they can perpetuate a crisis the more cash will roll in.

>>385142001
nicely done.

>>385132276
>ice level
>ice does nothing but slow acceleration of movement and uncap momentum limits
>jumping attack makes you lunge forward a bit
>but if you land on ice that lunge's momentum is kept due to the ice properties
>jump attacking over and over lets you hit speeds so fast you can clip through walls

>>385131573
>100 years ago, this area was super windy and had 100 thousand penguins
>Now, there's 60km more ice, which both eliminates the ocean gales and makes the feeding journey too long for the penguins.
>There's only 5 thousand penguins and the weather is different so we're trying to imply it's humans' fault

>What we're not telling you is
>It's just a single cape of the hundreds of caps in the Australasian Antarctic
>The weather is not due to human existence at all
>The other 95 thousand penguins aren't dead, they literally just moved their colony to a nearby cape that's approximately 60km closer to the feeding grounds
>The 5 thousand that stayed behind are just retards

What a wonderful video

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>>385130896

god damnit

>>385141858
>I am literally too retarded to understand how global warming works

>>385141617
You realize it's big corporations destroying the planet and not your average person, right?

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why is nobody posting webms?
newfags

>>385132101
>humans migrate
Not most of humanity, no. Some nomads did, sure. And the reason was because it got fuckin' cold up north so they followed their prey south. This happened every year, go figure.

>>385142595
That's a weird looking bird

>>385141258
>flight school in San Andreas

>>385133702
Climate change is about more extreme weather patterns in both directions. Global warming is just the retard's name for it, like calling the ACA obamacare.

>>385142595
Is it stuck or does it just live there?

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Webm-Thread?
Webm-Thread.

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>>385142595

Fine jeez.

300+ replies and no delete. Fucking retarded mods.

>>385142758
Could live there. Could be hunting bird eggs/squirrels.

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>>385142758

It lives there
here, birds

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I can't be the only one who finds watching tragedies unfold satisfying, r-right?

>>385142906

it's vidya related you faggot

>>385142897
That's one mad tortoise. What did the cat ever do to him?

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>>385143029

I won't even bother to explain, just listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA

>>385142897
Post the one where the turtle bites the dog's balls.

>>385130575
Really wish modern game developers would put more effort into level building and atmosphere.

>>385143029
That's called sadism. It's a side effect of exposing yourself to too much 4chan.

>>385141505
>clearly I will go sailing no more

>>385143127

source? That is fucking heartbreaking

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>>385143052
>look at this unrelated shit
>and hum... is there a game for it?

You dumb ass

>>385143127
How can doggo know how fish work?

>>385143259
The dog isn't trying to resuscitate the fish. The dog is just being retarded and trying to bury the fish in the water. I own retarded dogs too and they try to bury things in my couch even though couches don't work that way.

>>385129676
Fucking DRUMPF

>>385143323

this
wtf?

>>385143359
The dog being intelligent enough to recognize a dead animal should be buried is still interesting.

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>>385129867
>It's actually a videogame

>>385143127
That dog is just trying to bury the fish.

>>385143552
dogs bury everything tho

>>385143127
It's just burying the fish. The dog is retarded thinking that water will bury his prize.

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>>385143714
They don't bury living animals

>>385143552
It doesn't recognize the fish as "dead" and thus trying to bury it.
It recognizes the fish as "mine" and thus trying to bury it.

>>385133271
I bet it thinks that's an egg or a fruit.

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>>385132658
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS