I don't get why everyone seems to hate Thalmor in this game

>>385102686
only good elf is a dead elf

This is probably a bait thread, though people just self-insert as nords and that's all.

>can't join the Thalmor
>can't even be an collaborator
>ywn fuck a Thalmor chick

Just FUS my life senpai

>>385102686
>>wanting to unmake reality because they're still mad about losing a conflict that literally happened outside of time and space.

The Thalmor are the knife-eared equivalent of dudes that shout "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN", eternally assmad about getting btfo by lorkhan

>>385102686
>yfw Thalmor are the good guys all along

This is actually true, memery aside.

Thalmor swallowed the "whole world is just a dream" pill, and want to rollback the degradation of forces that began with Anu and Padomay, aka elevate themselves and all races to a higher state of existence.

they're unironically muslims

>>385103298
>can't even be an collaborator
just help the rebellion

>>385102686
pretty sure the dwemer fucked up the snow elves and turned them in falmer

both the thalmor and nords are dicks, there are no/very few good guys in elder scrolls

>>385103906
Argonian are good guys
they just want to be left alone and only faught back when they could not take it anymore. fuck Dunmer and slavery, they deserved everything that happened to them

>>385104048
t. argonian maid

>>385102686
Pretty sure the Dwarves fucked the Falmer.

Also Dwarves in Elder Scroll canon are other -mer.
So a breed of elves.

Ergo elves fucked themselves.

>>385103298
>ywn fuck a Thalmor chick
>Implying they wouldn't be into femdom and she wouldn't peg the fuck out of her human fuckslut.

>>385103906
>>385104317
DWARVES WERE GOOD BOY THEY DINDU NUFFIN

They make shit stealth archers

>>385104475
I accept it. Also is there porn of this?

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>>385102686
>The dwemer fucked the snow elves and turned them into the falmer
>elves fucked the elves
>the thalmor literally want to end the world and fuck anyone who likes existence because they're still massively butthurt
>actually replying to thalmor bait threads

>>385102686
You forgot to mention the snow elves living in piece with the humans and then deciding to massacre 6 gorillion nords except for 3 people, before getting absolutely btfo by humans when those people got back to their mainland with an army

>>385104753
Fuck phone posting

>>385104702
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/980134#search=markydaysaid

This and I recall one of Elenwen pegging a rednigger but I can't remember where that was.

That's all I've found sadly.

>>385105006
thamk

>>385102865
>play orc bandit
>abduct thalmor women from their patrols
>commence lewds

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>>385102686
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

Thalmor should be a joinable faction if you are a high elf.

>>385102686
>bawww racist so bad racist meanie racist racist racist
Kys redditor nigger

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>>385102686

Thalmor are the superior race, i honestly think that. I have tons of mods that enhance the Thalmor gear and faction.

Pic related, a mod i have that replaces the septim for a golden Thalmor coin. Fuck Talos.