Hey /v/, currently getting treated at the Followers of the Apocalypse base down in lower Freeside, they said I'll never be able to walk again. Why? It was a shitty day, I'll say at the least.
>Be me, heading the bodyguards at my sister's shop, the Silver Rush.
>It was a fun day, got to vaporize some fucker who was trying to cut us short of a deal.
>Some chick came through earlier while we were "negotiating", a Latina brunette wearing a Vault suit.
>Some of the bodyguards joke later how they'd like a slice of that.
>Skip to later on, shop is about to close, ready to knock out for the night.
>Suddenly, the security out front barges out, screaming how our advertiser just got beheaded by a single punch.
>Wut.jpg
>Just before he can explain, a Power Fist goes right through his fucking chest.
>He falls flat to the ground, dead as freedom in the Legion.
>It's the fucking Latina from before, this time wearing some Power Armor.
>Next to her is some flying robot, and... Was that Arcade Gannon? He patched up my last guard a few days ago from a rogue laser pistol shot, what the hell was he doing here?
>She takes off the Fist, instead going for some gold painted boxing gloves.
>This should be a cinch, the bodyguards attacked just as expected.
Within mere seconds they're all incapacitated, laying on the floor, I think they were dead, before that robot and Gannon went to town to them.
>She charges at my sister at ungodly speeds, decapitating her with a single well placed shot.
>Holy shit
>She lingers over me, putting back on the Power Fist and breaking both my fucking legs.
>Gannon puts a shot of Med-X in me, just to ensure the pain would last as long as possible.
>She steals all the fucking equipment we have, she didn't 3ven have a backpack or something, and walks out the door.
I wish I was dead.
>>385076154
>I wish I was dead.
then kys fag
>>385076154
No one cares about your shitty reddit roleplay where you should go back to BTW
/v/ is the last good board after these shitty weebs from /a/ invaded and we don't need you making it worse
>>385076154
it was a good try anon. Make it funny next time.